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Frances McDormand’s 

hard-hitting drama 


GEORGE 

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joins Downton 
Abbey for a Text 
Santa special. 







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Atlantis 


FANTASY DRAMA BBC 1 HD, 8.25pm 

As the heroes weave their way through 
an ancient underground burial site, 
pursued by an army of undead 
flesh-eating monsters, Jason finds an 
unlikely ally in the mysterious Medea... 



The X Factor Final 

TALENT SHOW ITV HD, 8.30pm/ 

ITV+1, 9.30pm 

The two-part finale sees the last three 
acts face the nerve-racking task of 
performing at Wembley Arena. The 
winner will be revealed tomorrow at 8pm. 



Hope Springs 

ROMANTIC COMEDY Channel 4 HD, 
9pm/Channel 4+1 10pm 
Meryl Streep tries to spice up her 
marriage to grouchy husband Tommy 
Lee Jones and turns to Steve Carell's 
straight-talking therapist for help. 



Premier League 

FOOTBALL Sky Sports 1 HD 
A double bill of matches gets underway 
with Brendan Rodgers' Liverpool team 
facing old rivals Man Utd at Old Trafford 
(kick-off 1 .30pm), followed by Swansea 
City against Spurs (kick-off 4pm). 



Britain's Wildest Weather 


DOCUMENTARY Channel 4 HD, 
7.30pm/Channel 4+1, 8.30pm 
Brits look back at a year of tempestuous 
weather, which featured devastating 
tornadoes, floods, hurricanes and 
record-breaking temperature swings. 



Sports Personality 
of the Year 


AWARDS CEREMONY BBC! HD, 8pm 

| Clare Balding, Gary 
Lineker and Gabby 
Logan host this year's 
sporting gongs. See feature, page 28 


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CHOICE 



The Jonathan Ross Show 

CHAT SHOW ITV HD, 10.35pm/ 

ITV+1, 11.35pm 

Wossy chats with actors James Corden 
and Jon Hamm, former ^Factor judge 
Tulisa Contostavlos, funnyman Keith 
Lemon, and singer Paloma Faith. 


Olive Kitteridge 

DRAMA Sky Atlantic HD, 9pm/ 
SkyAtlantic+1, 10pm 

Frances McDormand 
and Richard Jenkins star 
in an emotional drama. 
Concludes tomorrow. See feature, page 14 


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CHOICE 


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Monday 15 



Modern Family 

COMEDY Skyl HD, 8pm/Sky1+1, 9pm 
Former Ugly Betty star Michael Urie is 
back in fashion mode as an influential 
stylist interviewing Hayley for a position, 
and Manny and Jay are unimpressed 
with Gloria's dashing new Spanish tutor. 



Bette Midler: 

One Night Only 

ENTERTAINMENT ITV HD, 9pm/ 

ITV+1, 10pm 

Joanna Lumley hosts a celebration of the 
legendary singer, who performs some of 
her biggest hits. See feature, page 10 



Bullseyes and Beer: 
When Darts Hit Britain 


DOCUMENTARY BBC4 HD, 9pm 

Timeshift explores how darts, once a 
working-class pub game, became a 
world-recognised sport. The 1 979 profile 
of Eric Bristow, Arrows, follows at 1 0pm. 



Steph and Dorn 
Meet Nigel Farage 

DOCUMENTARY Channel 4 HD, 10pm/ 
Channel 4+1, 11pm 

The UKIP leader visits Gogglebox’s wine- 
loving duo, where the free-flowing booze 
leads to a no holds barred interview. 


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Tuesday 16 


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Memory Slam 

TALENT CONTEST Watch HD, 8pm/ 
Watch+1, 9pm 

Countdown’s Rachel Riley charts the 
highs and lows as youngsters undertake 
incredible feats of memory using cards, 
facts and objects. See feature, page 16 


The Great British Bake 
Off Christmas Masterclass 

FOOD BBC2 HD, 8pm 

Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry prepare 
alternatives to traditional Yuletide 
fodder, including Scandinavian St Lucia 
buns and a white chocolate cheesecake. 


Black Mirror: 

White Christmas 

COMEDY DRAMA Channel 4 HD, 9pm/ 
Channel 4+1, 10pm 
Charlie Brooker is back with anothertale 
of techno-paranoia, starring Jon Hamm 
and Rate Spall. See feature, page 7 


The Choir: New 
Military Wives 

DOCUMENTARY BBC2 HD, 9pm 

Gareth Malone prepares a new group 
of singers to perform at a World War One 
centenary Prom alongside the cast 
of the National Theatre’s War Horse. 


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The British 
Comedy Awards 

AWARDS CEREMONY Channel 4 HD, 
9pm/Channel 4+1, 10pm 
The ceremony marks its 25th year - will 
Jack Whitehall retain his 'King of Comedy’ 
crown a third time? See feature, page 9 


The Apprentice 

BUSINESS BBC! HD, 9pm 

Ricky Martin, who won The Apprentice 
in 201 2, joins the hallowed ranks of Lord 
Sugar's trusted interviewers, alongside 
regulars Mike Soutar, Claudine Collins 
and Claude Littner. See feature, page 12 


4 Cover story 

Kiefer Sutherland turns reluctant 
hitman alongside Stephen Fry in 
the quirky Christmas comedy, 
Playhouse Presents: Marked 

6Thisweek on TV 

Including George Clooney on 
Downton , Bette Midler in a new 
TV appearance, and the powerful 
new US drama Olive Kitteridge 

1 1 Soap diary 

The pick of the week’s stories 

1 5 TV Spy 

Mark Harmon stars in the 
crime drama Certain Prey 

16 Documentaries 

Rachel Riley lifts the lid on the UK 
Schools Memory Championships 

18 Films 

Kermit and co have double 
trouble in Muppets Most Wanted 


World Darts 
Championship 

DARTS Sky Sports Darts HD, 7pm/ 

Sky Sports Darts+1, 8pm 
Sky Sports 3 gets a new name for the 
duration of the tournament, with live 
action every day from Alexandra Palace. 


Muppets Most Wanted 

COMEDY Sky Movies Premiere HD, 
4.30pm 8 8pm/+1, 5.30pm 8 9pm 
An all-star cast including Ricky Gervais 
and Tina Fey appear in the latest caper, 
as Kermit finds himself replaced by an 
evil genius. See review, page 18 




A Night of Heroes: 

The Military Awards 

AWARDS CEREMONY ITV HD, 8.30pm/ 
ITV+1, 9.30pm 

Amanda Holden and Phillip Schofield 
host the ceremony celebrating the 
achievements of Britain’s armed forces. 


Friday 19 


PREMIERE 


Text Santa 

CHARITY FUNDRAISER ITV HD, 
from 8pm/ITV+1, from 9pm 

I George Clooney makes 
a special appearance at 
I Downton as part of the 
fundraising night. See feature, page 6 


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CHOICE 



28 Sport 

Golfer Rory Mcllroy looks back 
at his memorable year 

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Day-by-day TV listings 

104 Kids' TV 



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The Fight for 
Saturday Night 

DOCUMENTARY BBC4 HD, 9pm 

Michael Grade explores the battle for 
television ratings, recounting some of the 
less scrupulous methods channels have 
used over the years to come out on top. 


The Graham Norton Show 

CHAT SHOW BBC! HD, 10.35pm 
(Nl, 11.05pm) 

Tonight, Graham welcomes a bumper 
crop of celebrities including Ben Stiller, 
Jamie Foxx, Cameron Diaz, Ricky 
Gervais, Danny Dyer and Rebel Wilson. 


106 Coming Soon 


Hit and Run 

DOCUMENTARY ITV HD, 9pm/ 

ITV+1, 10pm 

Police officers reveal the task of seeking 
justice in cases of hit-and-run for families 
like the Glasgows, whose daughter Natalie 
was killed by a driver who failed to stop. 


Tony Bennett & Lady 
Gaga: Cheek to Cheek Liv 

MUSIC BBC1 HD, 11.55pm (not Scot) 
Inspired by their recent collaborative 
album, the duo perform an evening of 
jazz classics, including It Don't Mean a 
Thing, Lush Life and Anything Goes. 


Playhouse Presents: 
Marked 


DRAMA Sky Arts 1 HD, 10pm 

I Former 24 co-stars 
Stephen Fry and Kiefer 
I Sutherland reunite for 
this comedy drama. See feature, page 4 


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CHOICE 


The Fall 

DRAMA BBC2 HD, 9pm 

I The chilling drama reaches a 
| climax as DSI Gibson discovers 
Spector’s lair, but with no sign 
of Rose she must adopt a new strategy 
if she is to outwit the devious killer. 


LAST 

ONE! 


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WORDS: RICHARD MCCLURE. PHOTOS: REX 



Cover story 


Kiefer Sutherland and 


Kevin McNally come up w ith 
a deadly plan in Marked 


encounters 


Stephen Fry plays Santa as he joins Kiefer Sutherland 
and Kevin McNally in the festive crime comedy Marked 


NEW COMEDY DRAMA 


Playhouse Presents: 
Marked 

Thursday, Sky Arts 1 HD, 10pm 

A dark starless night in a London 
street. His face hidden by a 
balaclava, Kiefer Sutherland is 
on a deadly mission as he closes 
in on his victim. . . 

It sounds like a scene straight out 
of 24, but this time Sutherland is 
playing it strictly for laughs in Sky 
Arts’ Marked , a quirky Christmas 
comedy drama about a reluctant 
hitman who couldn’t be more 
unlike his rogue agent Jack Bauer. 

The one-off special follows the 
misfortunes of James, played by 
Sutherland, a former US Marine 
Corps logistics worker now living 
in a drab London suburb with a 
wife and daughter. Unemployed, 
drowning in debt, and facing the 
prospect of having his house 
repossessed, James is unexpectedly 
handed a financial lifeline when 
his golf-mad neighbour Brian 
(Kevin McNally) comes to him 
with a crazy idea. 

‘Brian’s wife has been cheating 
on him with a bloke called Steve, so 
he asks James to bump him off for 
£1200,’ reveals McNally. ‘James 
makes a very unlikely 
hitman, but his life is 
collapsing around 
him, so he 
eventually 
agrees.’ 

However, 
when James 
breaks into 
Steve’s house 


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Kiefer Sutherland and 


Kevin McNally in 24 
Live Another Day! 


(Stephen Fry) warming himself by 
the fire. Will Santa be caught up in 
the deadly plot, or will James learn 
the importance of peace on Earth 
and goodwill to all men? 

‘The story is a lovely twisted 
Christmas tale,’ says McNally. 
‘Because Kiefer is so synonymous 
with Jack Bauer, it is really funny to 
see him play this bungling assassin.’ 

The Bristol-born actor, seen 
recently in the Channel 4 drama 
The Mill , had never worked with 
Sutherland before, though they had 
often met socially through their 
mutual friend, actor Greg Ellis, 
who wrote and directed Marked. 


To get the chance 


to work with Kiefer 


twice in one year 


was pretty good' 


KEVIN MCNALLY 

The comedy also reunited 
McNally with Stephen Fry. The 
pair had remained friends after 
meeting on the set of 1992 
drama Common Pursuit. 

‘Stephen really is a national 
treasure; he has proved himself over 
the years to be incredibly 
versatile. We had a very 
funny time on set - 
m it was more 

like a holiday 
than a job.’ 

For Fry, too, 
it proved to 
be a great 
1 J experience. 


itself,’ says the 57-year-old. 

‘I don’t know of many 
stars as charming and 
humble and with such a 
great capacity for work’. 

Shortly after making 
Marked , McNally 
teamed up with 
Sutherland and Fry 
again for 24: Live 
Another Day , which 
saw Fry play the 
British PM and 
McNally guest as a 
Russian agent who 
whisks Bauer away 
in a helicopter in the 
very final scene. 

‘Kiefer told me 
there was a tiny part 
that he wanted me to 
play,’ smiles McNally. 

‘I wasn’t too keen at first 
because it only had a 
couple of lines. Then he 
said, “Yes, but you play the 
man who gets Jack Bauer”. How 
could I refuse that? To get the 
chance to work with Kiefer twice 
in one year was pretty good.’ 

McNally is currently in the 
US filming the second series of the 
period drama TURN: Washingtons 
Spies before he returns home to 
spend Christmas in England with 
his wife Phyllis Logan, who plays 
unflappable housekeeper Mrs 
Hughes in Downton Abbey. 

‘Over in the US Downton 
is incredibly popular’, says 
the 58-year-old. ‘I only have 
to mention that I am married to 
Mrs Hughes and the free drinks 
come thick and fast.’ 


Kiefer Sutherland 
as unlikely hitman 
James and Stephen 
Fry as Father 
Christmas 


Next year, 
McNally will 
return to the US to continue 
filming TURN , which will 
shortly air in the UK on Netflix. 

‘I wouldn’t be surprised 
if I was in America for quite 
a few years making TURN , and 
the plan is for Phyllis to join 
me out there,’ he reveals. 

‘She is obviously committed 
to Downton , but when that 
comes to a conclusion, she’ll 
come to the US. She just did 
an episode of Bones , and it 
gave her the confidence that 
she will be able to find work. 

I told her she would be able 
to play every glamorous 
granny on US television.’ 








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M George Clooney 
and Hugh Bonneville 
■ film a Downton 


| Abbey scene 
for Text Santa 


This week on TV 


'George is upstairs 
not downstairs... 
He is suited and 
booted and is 
a lord of sorts' 


Text Santas executive producer 
Katie Rawcliffe. 

‘It’s set at Christmas at Downton 
and Lord Grantham seems to be 
facing financial ruin once again. 

He wonders whether his family may 
be better off without him. But there 
is a divine intervention in the form 
of a very special heavenly body - 
a guiding spirit. 5 

Clooney will also be seen kissing 
a couple of the Downton ladies, 
including Cora, played by Elizabeth 
McGovern, and the dowager, 

Violet, played by Maggie Smith, 
who even faints in front of him. 

c Its a brilliant moment between 
Maggie and George, 5 says Laura 
Carmichael, who plays Edith. 
‘Maggie does a great comedy fall 
when George plants a kiss and she 
ends up on the floor. It 5 s wonderful. 5 


George Clooney joins the cast of 
Downton Abbey for a Text Santa special 


NEW CHARITY FUNDRAISER 


Text Santa 

Friday, ITV HD, 8pm 

A host of famous faces have graced 
the hallowed corridors of Downton 
Abbey over the years, from Richard 
E Grant to Shirley MacLaine and 
Kiri Te Kanawa - and now its the 
turn of George Clooney. 

Ever since the news emerged a 
couple of months ago that Clooney 
was taking part in a Downton sketch 
for ITV’s Text Santa appeal, fans of 
the period drama have been eager 
to see how he would intermingle 
with the Crawleys and their staff. 


All will be revealed in Friday’s 
special instalment, part of the 
star-studded annual pre-Christmas 
charity telethon, presented by 
Phillip Schofield, Christine 
Bleakley, Ant and Dec, Alesha 
Dixon and Paddy McGuinness. 

Although Downton has many 
celebrity fans across the Atlantic, 
it’s still no mean feat getting a 
Hollywood A-lister to appear in the 
sketch, which will also feature 
Jeremy Piven as Mr Selfridge. 

Fittingly, it was all made possible 
by Hugh Bonneville, aka Lord 
Grantham, who worked with the 
Oscar winner on World War Two 
film Monuments Men earlier this 


year and arranged for him to film 
at Highclere Castle in Berkshire, 
where Downton is shot. ‘The 
producer said, “What are our 
chances of getting George? 55 and I 
said, “Zero - he is a busy man 55 . But 
I got in touch and he very kindly 
said that he had one afternoon 
when he could come down to the 
castle, 5 explains Bonneville. ‘He was 
amazing, absolutely hilarious, good 
company and a real gentleman, 
so we were all very grateful. 5 

Although much of the content 
of the sketch is being kept secret, 
we do know that the 5 3 -year- old 
newlywed will not be playing 
himself. ‘George is upstairs not 
downstairs and he looks fabulous. 
He is suited and booted and he 
is playing a lord of sorts, but I 
can’t tell you exactly who, 5 teases 


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THETEXT SANTA 

HIGHLIGHTS 

Birds of a Feather 

Chigwell's finest - Sharon, Tracey 
and Dorien, played by Pauline 
Quirke, Linda Robson and Lesley 
Joseph - will appear in a one-off 
sketch, joined by an unusual Santa. 

The Cube 

Text Santa co-hosts Alesha Dixon 
and Paddy McGuinness will 
become the first ever duo to step 
into the Perspex box to take part in 
Phillip Schofield's tricky gameshow. 

I'm a Celebrity 

Along with hosting a Text 
Santa twist on Saturday 
Night Takeaway, Ant and 
Dec (left) will present 
the first part of 
the evening's 
entertainment, which 
will see one poor 
celebrity undertake 
a Yuletucker Trial. 


Coronation Street 
& Emmerdale 

The X Factor '\u6ge Mel B will be 
one of several guests making a visit 
to the cobbles for an encounter 
with the Corrie cast. Meanwhile, 
the Emmerdale cast will also 
deliver a special message. 

Also look out for... 

Oily Murs and this year's X Factor 
winner will perform on the night; 
there's a sneak peek behind the 
scenes at the ITV Christmas party; 
and Carey Mulligan, Brenda 
Blethyn, Holly Willoughby and 
Simon Cowell will highlight the 
work of the various charities. 


c He was kissing everybody that 
day,’ adds McGovern. c We were all 
thrilled but I was a bit shocked to 
see his wedding go ahead after 
our day together!’ 

So could we see Clooney 
becoming a regular at the Abbey? 

£ He was very generous to do it 
and that indicates that his heart 
is in the right place,’ says Downton 
creator Julian Fellowes. 

‘As far as I’m concerned he can 
have what he wants and take over 
from Maggie if he likes!’ 

• This year's Text Santa charities are 
Teenage Cancer Trust, Guide Dogs, 
WellChild, Marie Curie Cancer Care, 
Alzheimer's Society and Together 
for Short Lives. Viewers aged over 16 
can donate £5 or £10 by texting 
SANTA5 or SANTA10 to 70760. 



NEW DRAMA 


Black Mirror: 
White Christmas 

Tuesday, Channel 4 HD, 9pm 


Fans of Charlie Brooker's Black 
Mirror will know that the darkly 
satirical series reflects the writer’s 
fears that modern technology is 
warping our lives, and this year’s 
Christmas special is no exception. 

The 90-minute anthology is 
made up of three interwoven stories 
of techno-paranoia, which anyone 
who uses a smartphone or social 
media will find a little terrifying. 

Tt is certainly a counterpoint 
to the sort of feelgood special you 
tend to get at this time of the year,’ 
says Brooker, whose seasonal 
offering has attracted a Christmas 
cracker of a cast, including Mad 
Mens Jon Hamm, Rafe Spall 
and Oona Chaplin. 

Hamm, who appears in all three 
stories, knows better than to give 
away much of the plot when 
TV&Satellite Week chats to him on 
set. Tve done eight seasons of Mad 
Men so I’m used to not saying 
anything in interviews,’ he smiles. 

c What I will say is that Black 
Mirror looks at ideas that are 
familiar to everyone and takes them 
to an extreme that will most likely 
happen for real in our lifetimes.’ 

The 43 -year-old actor shares 
Brooker’s concerns over modern 



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'Social media makes 

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It's a voluntary 

giving up of privacy' 


JON HAMM 

society’s obsession with technology. 
Tt’s omnipresent and it’s likely to 
explode even further. I have no 
presence whatsoever on Twitter or 
Facebook and that was a conscious 
choice,’ he explains. 

‘Social media makes me 
uncomfortable. It’s a voluntary 
giving up of privacy, which I don’t 
understand. The weirdest part of 
it now is that it’s expected - you’re 
expected to want to post private 
things on YouTube that everyone is 
supposed to want to share. It’s very 
strange. I think I’m a generation too 
late for it and thank God.’ 



Hamm may not like social media 
but he loves Brooker’s work. 

'Black Mirror airs on an obscure 
channel in the US, but a friend of 
mine was an early adopter of the 
series,’ he says. T watched it and was 
immediately taken with just how 
audacious and original it was. 
Charlie’s very humble about saying 
it’s inspired by a lot of things, but 
it’s unlike almost anything else on 
TV, certainly in the US. I watched 
all the episodes in the space of 36 
hours and I was dumbfounded 
from one to the next. 

‘This script is certainly the best 
thing I’ve read in some time.’ 

Hamm, who has starred in Sky 
Arts’ A Young Doctor s Notebook, 
has long been a devotee of British 
shows. ‘I’ve been a fan of British 
television ever since I can 
remember. I think back to being a 
kid and PBS would show re-runs 
of Monty Python, Blackadder and 
Doctor Who ,’ he says. ‘I liked those 
shows because they were 
approachable but very different, 
and that has informed my choices 
of what I do post -Mad Men! 

Meanwhile, Hamm already has 
his Christmas schedule sorted. 

‘My girlfriend Jen and I usually 
pack the dog in the car and drive up 
the coast of California to have 
Christmas with my aunt and uncle 
and then we keep driving,’ he 
smiles. ‘I won’t be able to watch 
Black Mirror, but maybe someone 
will send me the DVD!’ 


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This week on TV 


Edmondson 


with a picture 
of himself 


and Mayall 
in Bottom 


Ahead of this year's 
Comedy Awards, 

Ade Edmondson 

reflects on the 
recent death of his 
friend Rik Mayall 


NEW AWARDS CEREMONY 


The British 
Comedy Awards 

Wednesday, Channel 4 HD, 9pm 

As the cream of Britain s comedy 
talent gathers for its annual awards 
ceremony, it comes as a surprise to 
learn that Ade Edmondson doesn’t 
think of himself as a comedian. 

In fact, he’s pretty sick of the whole 
comedy thing. 

C I mean, I know I did The Young 
Ones and Bottom and various other 
outings, but. . . I never felt like a 
comedian,’ he says. £ I never stood up 
and cracked gags. I’ve always been 
part of a double act or a fiction. 

c Do you call Ronnie Barker a 
comedian?’ he asks. Yes, we say, we 
do. Edmondson considers this. £ You 
see, I think he’s better than that.’ 

Still, the 57-year-old concedes he 
enjoys a good double act - which is 
lucky because he was part of one 
himself, and is married to Jennifer 
Saunders, one half of French and 
Saunders and the mother of their 
three grown-up daughters. Also, 
one of his co-stars in his current 
project, the West End play Neville's 
Island , is Robert Webb, one half of 
comedy duo Mitchell and Webb. 

£ There’s a dynamic between a 
pair, which is infinitely more 
interesting than one person’s 
psychosis or whether their 
girlfriend’s left them or not,’ he says. 

For many years, Edmondson’s 
partner in comedy was Rik Mayall, 
whom he met at university and 
who became his best friend and 
long-term collaborator. 

Together, they wrote 
and starred in some 
of the most popular 
alternative comedy 
programmes of the 
1980s, including The 
Comic Strip Presents . . . 
and The Young Ones. 

In 1991, they teamed 
up again to write 
Bottom , which was a cult hit and 
spawned a stage show and a spin- 
off movie, Guest House Paradiso. 

Mayall also enjoyed individual 
success, and won Best TV Comedy 


Actor at the 1993 Comedy Awards 
for Rik Mayall Presents , six stand- 
alone ITV comedy dramas. But it is 
for his work alongside Edmondson 
that Mayall is still best remembered. 

£ I have never laughed as hard as I 
have writing with Rik,’ Edmondson 
says now. Apoplectic laughter.’ 

And then, in June 
this year, Rik died. 
He had never been 
quite the same since 
a serious quad-bike 
accident in 1998 left 
him in a coma for 
several days, says 
Edmondson; the 
incident left Mayall 
'strangely more 
emotional; still very funny’. His 
death was horribly sudden. 

£ Rik’s death was just enormous, 
and I haven’t talked to anyone other 
than close friends about it,’ he 


admits. £ I don’t really know how to 
talk about it to other people. I’m 
aware that people want something 
from me and I don’t quite know 
how to give them what they want.’ 

He looks apologetic. £ I knew 
you’d ask and, erm, I’ve been trying 
to think of a cogent way of talking 
about it, but I think, the thing is, 

I’m completely awash.’ 

The death of Mayall - who will be 
the subject of a BBC tribute to be 
shown over Christmas - was made 
more difficult by the fact that the 
duo had not worked together for 10 
years. Edmondson hadn’t wanted to 
retread old ground: he was proud of 
what they’d achieved and thought it 
stood on its own merits. 

He wanted to try different things: 
he formed a folk band, The Bad 
Shepherds, in 2008; he presented a 
few documentary series; and last 
year he won Celebrity MasterChef. 


He didn’t want to reunite with 
Mayall just to do £ a bad, late series 
like Morecambe and Wise’. He felt 
they’d had their allotted two boiled 
eggs, so why would they want four? 

It was a decision, he says, that 
‘confused’ his writing partner: £ I 
spent 10 years trying to explain to 
him why I didn’t want to work with 
him, you know, and it was tough.’ 

But they remained friends. The 
last time Edmondson saw Mayall, 
the pair went for a walk in London’s 
Hyde Park: £ We had a great time. . . 
and chatted about ordinary stuff.’ 

They got on so well, he thinks, 
because of a shared background. 
Both were the children of teachers, 
both went to ‘middle -class, 
direct-grant schools’. 

£ We were both, sort of, arty but 
with a taste for beer,’ he says, only 
half- joking. ‘So when we met we 
had a kind of shorthand.’ 


'Rik's death was 
just enormous. I 
don't know how 
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to other people' 


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This week on TV 




divine 


Bette Midler sings and shares showbiz stories in her first-ever UK TV special 


NEW ENTERTAINMENT 


Bette Midler: 

One Night Only 

Monday, ITV HD, 9pm 

No wonder they call her The Divine 
Miss M. Bette Midler is the epitome 
of showbiz: an entertainer who is 
able to command a Broadway stage 
as easily as a movie screen or a 
concert auditorium in Las Vegas. 

For the past 50 years, Midler, now 
69, has been wowing audiences with 
her big, belting voice and outrageous 
persona in concert, and delivering 
critically acclaimed turns in movies 
such as The Rose and For the Boys. 

She prides herself on coming alive 
in front of a camera or before an 
audience - and she does both this 
week in ITV s Bette Midler: One 
Night Only. But, she admits, 
preparing for the special was hard 
work since she hadn’t undertaken 
a full-scale show for some time. 

c To get back on my feet with my 
band and my backing singers and all 
those costumes was a bit of a struggle. 
But it was worth it,’ she says. 

Tt was great fun, although I had 
to get fit again first. You need to get 
your lungs going and that involves 
the treadmill. If your pump isn’t 
working properly, you’re out of luck.’ 

Midler - named after actress Bette 
Davis by her film- fan mother - put 
in the effort because One Night Only 
is a showcase for her new album, It’s 
the Girls!, on which she sings her 


versions of songs originally made 
famous by all- girl groups, including 
You Can’t Hurry Love by The 
Supremes and Waterfalls by TLC. 

As well as singing tracks from the 
album, Midler also performs her 
classic hits, including From a 
Distance and Wind Beneath My 
Wings, and discusses her long and 
varied career with the programme’s 
host, Joanna Lumley. 

That career began when, as a 
youngster, Midler won a singing 
contest in her home-town of 
Honolulu, Hawaii, and, soon after, 
discovered a love of the stage at a 
local community theatre. By the 


Tm not saying that 


entertainment is a 


childish thing but, in 


time, you grow up' 


time she was 22, she was appearing 
on Broadway in Fiddler on the Roof. 

However, her career has faltered at 
times: following her three-year stint 
on Broadway, acting roles dried up 
and she reinvented herself as a torch 
singer, spicing up her act with snappy 
and risque dialogue, which included 
impersonations of Mae West. 

Midler’s outsize personality proved 
a hit on the club stage. After doing 
the rounds in New York, she released 
her first album with her accompanist, 
a then-unknown Barry Manilow, 


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who has called her £ the most talented 
and craziest woman’ he’s ever met. 

That 1972 platinum-selling album, 
The Divine Miss M, catapulted Midler 
to stardom and led to TV gigs that 
were followed by movie offers. 

The 1979 film drama The Rose 
won her an Oscar nod, and in the 
mid-1980s she displayed a gift for 
comedy in Down and Out in Beverly 
Hills and Ruthless People, before 
enjoying another career high with 
the 1988 tear-jerker Beaches. 

Off screen, Midler found personal 
happiness with performance artist 
Martin von Haselberg, whom she 
married in 1984. Two years later, 
they had a daughter, Sophie, 
now an actress. 

More recently she has turned 
to Las Vegas - her show, The 
Showgirl Must Go On, ran 
from 2008 to 2010 - and 
last year it was announced 
that she would play her 
heroine Mae West in an 
HBO movie biography. 


Next year, Midler will embark 
on her first UK tour for 35 years. 

Surprisingly, though, the star 
says she won’t go on performing 
till she drops. Tm coming to the 
end of the line. When you have 
more of the road behind you 
than ahead, it becomes a very 
focusing thing. And you start 
thinking about the world. 

Tve never been to Africa or South 
America,’ she reveals. Tve never seen 
a rhinoceros. I’ve achieved my 
childhood dream. I’m not saying 
that entertainment is a childish 
thing but, in time, you do grow up. 

£ Now the dream is just about 
over. I’m still alive, still vibrant. 

But I would like to see what other 
dreams I can come up with.’ 

So, with all she has done and 
learned along the way, what advice 
would Midler give her 16-year-old 
self if she were sitting beside her now? 

Tf your panties fall down around 
your feet, just step out 
of them and keep 
on singing! 


BETTE ON FILM MIDLER'S HOLLYWOOD HITS 


The Rose (1979) 


Midler earned an Oscar 
nod for her first major 
film role, playing a self- 
destructive rock star in 
a drama loosely based 
on Janis Joplin's life. 



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Down and Out in 



Beaches 1988 


Co-starring Barbara 
Hershey, the story of two 
women's friendship has 
become a classic weepie. 
The soundtrack gave 
Midler her huge hit, Wind 
Beneath My Wings. 



In the 1980s, Midler found 


her forte in playing brassy 

1 

characters in comedies such 
as this one. Ruthless People 

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and Outrageous Fortune. 

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Diane Keaton, Goldie Hawn 
and Midler teamed up for 
a hit comedy about three 
wives out for revenge on " 
their husbands (Sunday, 
Film4HD, 1pm). 














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SOAP DIARY 




STORY 
OF THE 
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» Tracy Barlow doesn't waste 
much time, does she? While 
her former fiance, Rob, has 
barely had time to get to know 
his prison cellmate she 
makes a move on 
Tony this week. 

Their liaison 
comes about as 
they prepare to 
pick up some 
dodgy gear for 
Barlow’s Buys. 

The shop is on 
its knees and Trace 
has finally accepted 
Tony’s offer to supply her 
with c hot’ stock. He has also 
offered to clear her rent arrears 
in exchange for 50 per cent of 
the business, but Tracy has told 
him to take a hike. 

Her defiant mood turns to 
devastation, however, when she 


learns Rob has been sentenced 
to 25 years for Tina’s murder. 
Tony tries to comfort her and, 
when he says she’ll have no 

problem finding another 
bloke, she pounces 
on him. And Tony, 
well, he can’t help 
himself - despite 
the fact he’s 
dating Liz. 

Is this the start 
of a passionate 
affair? And, if it is, 
how long can the 
pair keep it a secret? 

» PLUS Callum turns up on 
the cobbles, Nick has a fling with 
Liz’s friend, Erica, tearful Alya 
dumps Gary, Steve takes cash 
from the Street Cars account, 
and a nervous Sean introduces 
Billy to the Grimshaws. 


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Distraught Tracy gets 
passionate with Tony 


Ton y is unab le 
to resist when 


Tracy makes a 
move on him \ 


ALSO IN THE SOAPS THIS WEEK... 



EASTENDERS 


» Kat finds 
out that Alfie 
started the fire, 

Stacey realises 
something is 
wrong with 
Linda, Keeble 
offers Emma a career lifeline, Stan and 
Cora patch up their differences, and Ian, 
Charlie and Ronnie plot to get rid of Nick. 


EMMERDALE 


» Lawrence 
targets the 
Bartons after 
discovering 
Ross burgled 
Home Farm, 

Adam returns 
home, Ali worries about Rachel, Belle 
blows an opportunity at the vet's, and 
Val’s fundraiser proves a disaster. 



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TV&Satellite Week 11 





WORDS: DAVID HOLLINGSWORTH AND EMMA BULLIMORE 


This week on TV 



Former Apprentice winner Ricky Martin 
joins the show's dreaded interviewers 


BUSINESS 


The Apprentice 

Wednesday, BBC1 HD, 9pm 


Ricky Martin won the 2012 series 
of The Apprentice, but not before 
being verbally slaughtered during 
the interview stage. One of Ricky’s 
interrogators, Claude Littner, 
memorably described his 
personal statement as being 
crass, obnoxious and infantile’. 

So Martin admits it feels strange 
to join the business executive, 
magazine boss Mike Soutar, and 
media managing director 
Claudine Collins in 
grilling the current 
crop for the interview 
round, which will 
decide who makes 
next week’s final. 

‘Claude gave me a 
particularly tough 
time,’ recalls Martin. 

‘But I was given a hard 
time based on an 
application form I’d completed 
while sitting on my sofa watching 
The Apprentice and thinking, 

“I want to go on that show, so let’s 
write something that will stand out”. 
‘It’s surreal to now be interviewing 
the candidates and helping Lord 
Sugar make his decisions.’ 



™ Daniel Lassman 


Martin, a biochemist, 
recruitment manager and former 
wrestler, used Lord Sugar’s 
£250,000 investment to launch 
his Essex-based company, Hyper 
Recruitment Solutions. 

‘Lord Sugar turned around to 
me and said, “We’ve been running 
this company together for the last 
two years and you’ve actually been 
hiring people into my companies, 
so would you like to help me do 
the interviews?”’ 

The 29-year-old admits he said 
some daft things during his time 
on the show, including the 

following gem: ‘I’m like a 
shark, right at the top 
of the food chain. 

I take what I want, 
when I want. I truly 
am the reflection 
of perfection.’ 

‘I went into The 
Apprentice talking a 
lot of game at the 
start before I could 
back it up,’ he smiles. ‘And 
some of the candidates have 
done exactly the same this time.’ 

Martin, who shortened his name 
from Richard to Ricky - like the 
pop singer - so people would 
remember him, points to Daniel as 
one who’s spouted the most garbage, 
but also believes he isn’t all bad. 



‘There are people who talk a lot 
of rubbish but don’t try hard and 
just hide behind it. And then there’s 
someone like Daniel, who also talks a 
lot of rubbish, but who is genuinely 
trying. As a former market trader, 
Daniel has sold things in the wet and 
cold, which is something I imagine 
Lord Sugar can relate to.’ 

Martin says he has been loving 
the current series, especially the 
cringeworthy moments. ‘The most 
embarrassing moment was when 
James started singing The Wheels 
on the Bus during his team’s coach 
trip,’ he laughs. ‘I certainly would 
have been asking for a full refund 
at the end of that.’ 

Martin adds that Lord Sugar has 
been excellent to work with. ‘He’s 
very straight down the line. 


Whether he likes something 
or doesn’t, he’ll tell you 
exactly how it is.’ 

So, will Ricky be equally 
tough for the interviews? 

‘I’m a direct interviewer,’ 
he explains. ‘I’ll be asking 
very probing questions so 
I can understand what 
somebody’s about.’ 

• Trusted aides Nick Hewer 
and Karren Brady help profile 
the boardroom survivors in 
The Final Five on Tuesday, 

BBC1 HD, 10.35pm (Scotland, 
11.35pm), and Lord Sugar 
explains the harsh realities 
of business in Why I Fired Them 
on Thursday, BBC1 HD, 10.35pm. 


A step above 

Strictly's Craig Revel Horwood picks 
his best dances since the show began 


DANCE CONTEST 


Strictly Come Dancing 

Saturday, BBC1 HD, 6.50pm 


Ahead of this week’s Strictly 
semi-final, we asked judge Craig 
Revel Horwood to reveal his six 
favourite routines from a decade 
of dazzling dances. . . 




Best Samba 

2004 Julian Clary & 
Erin Boag 

'I loved Julian with his 
maracas-hewas iconic. 
The routine wasn't 
executed well but it was 
memorable and certainly 
a crowd-pleaser. He finally 
got a dance that allowed 
him to act and it was really 
funny to watch.’ 



Best Jive 

2004 Jill Halfpenny & 
Darren Bennett 

'This was the first time 
I ever marked a 1 0 and 
it was a surprise that a 
celebrity could get to 
that standard. Jill set the 
benchmark, and from then 
on the contestants became 
more competitive and 
interested in the dancing.' 



Best Paso doble 

2007 Kenny Logan & 
Ola Jordan 

'This was exciting because 
we got to see a rugby 
player doing the paso 
in a kilt. It was a really 
powerful routine and it 
got a standing ovation 
every night on the Strictly 
tour -they brought the 
house down.’ 


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'Daniel has sold 


things in the wet 


and cold, which is 


something I imagine 


Lord Sugar can 


re ate to 



Best Charleston Best Quickstep Best Waltz 

2009 Chris Hollins & 2011 Harry Judd & 2013 Abbey Clancy & 

Ola Jordan Aliona Vilani Aljaz Skorjanec 

'This was a brilliant 'Harry flew across the floor 'This was absolutely 

dance and it won the and looked as good as the beautiful. The waltz is 

programme for them. pros- he was flawless. slow and very challenging, 

Ola choreographed a very It was a really exciting so it's hard to make it 

special routine and it suited routine, and when you put look amazing. Abbey 

Chris down to the ground your pen down and stop performed with grace, 

because he was cheeky. thinking of negative things style and ambition, and 

They both just looked to say, that’s when you she and Aljaz were a 

pint-sized and so cute.' know it deserves a 10.' great partnership.’ 


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Frances 


as abrasive Olive 


Frances 

McDormand 

and Richard 
Jenkins play 
an unhappily 
married couple 
in an emotionally 
powerful 
US drama 


14 TV&Satellite Week 


NEW DRAMA 


Olive Kitteridge 

Sunday & Monday, 

Sky Atlantic HD, 9pm 

Six years ago, a friend of Frances 
McDormand gave her the Pulitzer 
prize-winning novel Olive 
Kitteridgeby Elizabeth Strout, 
with the recommendation that 
it be turned into a film. 

C I loved it, but I put it aside. It was 
not a novel I thought needed to be 
made into a movie, 5 the 57-year-old 
actress recalls. C I didn’t think two 
hours was long enough to tell such 
a good story, and I didn’t want to 
diminish it.’ 

However, McDormand couldn’t 
get the book out of her head. 
Eventually, it occurred to her that a 
TV mini-series would be the perfect 
format. T was 5 1 or 52 at the time, 
and I wanted to start generating 
my own work, so I optioned it for 
a series,’ she explains. 

McDormand’s initial misgivings 
were understandable. The novel 
is made up of 13 short stories and 
spans a quarter of a century in a 
seemingly ordinary tale of an 
acerbic maths teacher, Olive, with 
an abrasive habit of speaking the 
truth, however much it hurts others. 

The job of adapting such difficult 
material for the small screen fell 
to Mad Men writer Jane Anderson, 
who turned it into a poignant, 
slow-burning two-parter, shown 
over consecutive nights this week 
on Sky Atlantic. 

c My job was to look at the essence 
of this fabulous book that had no 
dramatic narrative whatsoever,’ 
Anderson says. Tt was the hardest 
assignment I’ve ever had because 
I think there’s a rule: the greater 
the piece of literature, the harder 
it is to adapt for television. 

‘Olive is that horrible maths 
teacher you had in school,’ she 
adds. ‘She’s the cranky neighbour 
who won’t talk to you over the 
fence. She’s the lady on the street 
who has that look on her face - 
though she’s infinitely decent, 
brave and noble.’ 

The story begins in the woods of 
New England where a 70-year-old 
Olive, played by McDormand, lays 
down a woollen blanket and loads 
up a gun, before winding back 
to 25 years earlier, to the home 
she shares with her cheerful 
pharmacist husband, Henry ( Six 
Feet Under s Richard Jenkins), and 
their teenage son Christopher. 

Tn the first hour of the story, you 
meet Olive and Henry at a crisis in 
their life,’ says McDormand. And 
then you see how that crisis 
reverberates and ripples through 





Richard Jenkins 


as Olive's husband 


Henry and John 
Gallagher Jr as^^h 
their son Christopher 


the rest of their marriage, and how 
it affects not only their son, but 
also the community they live in. 5 

In one scene, Henry finds the 
Valentine’s card he had given to 
Olive thrown in the garbage, 
only for Olive to coldly explain, 

C I already read it’. 

It soon becomes clear that Olive 
is struggling with depression, and 
has a family history of the illness. 

‘When she was 13, her father 
committed suicide and she found 


'Olive is the horrible 
maths teacher you | 
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JANE ANDERSON Scriptwriter 

him in the kitchen,’ explains 
McDormand. ‘From that point 
on, the fear of connecting and 
surrendering herself to her son, to 
her husband, to anyone was a real 
risk. The drama is about how a 
marriage survives depression - and 
not just one woman’s depression, 
but generations of depression.’ 

The story is set in Crosby, Maine, 
though it was shot on location 
in Massachusetts. ‘The most 
important thing was that it wasn’t 


quaint Maine,’ says McDormand. 
‘It was a working Maine, and a 
working-class Maine. It was a town 
that had an industrial past, and 
what you see in the 25 years the 
drama spans is that the industry 
really changes from small, 
privately-owned firms to 
corporately-owned businesses.’ 

Born in Chicago, McDormand 
spent much of her childhood in 
small-town Pennsylvania after 
being adopted by a preacher and 
his wife. After leaving home in her 
teens, she began her career on 
Broadway before making her name 
in 1988’s Mississippi Burning , for 
which she was Oscar-nominated. 
In 1996, she won the Best Actress 
Oscar as police chief Marge 
Gunderson in the Coen brothers’ 
classic dark thriller Fargo. 

‘When I look back on the arc 
of my acting career, I have pretty 
much played working-class or 
middle-class women, and those 
roles have served me well. 

‘In most of my film roles I’ve 
played supporting characters to 
male protagonists, and that often 
happens in women’s lives. Whether 
it be our husbands, our sons, 
our bosses - we play a supporting 
role to men. 

‘I think that’s part of what Olive 
Kitteridge is about - a woman 
who, under a lot of circumstances, 
would be invisible. But she makes 
sure she is not.’ 


W MURRAY'S THE MAN 


Olive Kitteridge also 
features a rare TV 
appearance from 
Hollywood star Bill 
Murray, who plays Jack 
Kennison, a widower 
who strikes up a 
relationship with Olive. 
The eccentric 64-year- 
old actor, whose credits 
include Ghostbusters, 
Groundhog Day and 
Lost in Translation, is 
notoriously difficult 


to contact -he has 
no agent and doesn't 
like email -but 
McDormand, who 
starred with Murray as 
a husband and wife in 
2012 movie Moonrise 
Kingdom, managed 
to track him down to 
offer him the role. 

'It's really great to see 
Bill play a grown-up. 
He's never left his inner 
child, but Jack Kennison 



is a full-on, fully- 
fledged, grieving 
grown-up. And that, 
I think, was heaven 
for Bill to play.' 



US dramas 
round-up 


The Knick 

Thursday, Sky Atlantic HD, 9pm 

Crutchfield (10/10) The first 
series of Steven Soderbergh's 
period medical drama ends with 
Thackery's obsession to carry out 
the first blood transfusion 
ending in tragedy. With 
the surgeon's cocaine 
addiction now f 

spiralling out of f 
control, he is sent I ^ 
to a clinic where a I ^ 
doctor claims to I m r - 

have a 'safe' drug 
to ease the pain of 
withdrawal. The show 
has been renewed for 
a second series. 

House of Lies 

Friday, Sky Atlantic HD, 

10pm & 10.35pm 

Together (1 1/1 2) & Joshua 

(1 2/1 2) The third season of the 
sharply funny comedy drama 


about management consultants 
closes with a double bill. In the 
penultimate episode, Marty and 
Jeannie deal with the after 
effects of a tragedy, while in the 
final episode Marty takes drastic 
action to save Kaan & Associates. 

The Newsroom 

Wednesday, Sky 
V Atlantic HD, 10pm 

a M What Kind of Day 
B I Has It Been (6/6) 

I First, a bit of trivia 
W - Aaron Sorkin has 
__ ¥ used this title in 

three of his other 
§583^ shows, including The 
West Wing. Here, it marks 
the last-ever episode of a series 
that hasn't quite attained the 
popularity or the acclaim of that 
political saga. As Atlantic Cable 
News faces an uncertain future, 
Will and Mac look back at events 
that transformed the newsroom. 


vci iam ncy 
Monday, FOX HD, 9pm 

NCIS star Mark Harmon is 
once again hunting down 
killers in this TV movie from 
2011, based on the Prey 
novels by John Sandford. 

Harmon plays Lucas 
Davenport, a Minneapolis 
deputy police chief who is 
independently wealthy, a 
womaniser and a rule breaker. 

The shooting of a 
lawyer's wife and a cop sets 
Davenport on the trail of a hit 
woman, played by Orphan 
Black’s Tatiana Maslany. It 
soon becomes clear that 
she is not working alone 
and the finger points to 
Carmel Loan (Lola Glaudini), 
the high-powered lawyer 
who is representing the dead 
woman's husband... 


Lola Glaudini and 


M ark Har mon play 
cat and mouse as 


Carmel Loan and 


Lucas Davenport 


Other US dramas on TV this week 


ARROW Thursday, Skyl HD, 
8pm & 9pm The Brave 
and the Bold (8/23) & 

The Climb (9/23). 

BEING HUMAH USA 

Monday Watch HD, 11pm For 
Those About to Rot (10/1 3).^ 

BLUE BLOODS 

Wednesday, 

Sky Atlantic HD, 

9pm Shoot 
the Messenger 
(7/22). 


CRIMINAL MINDS 

Monday Sky Living HD, 

9pm Fate (9/24). 
DOMINION Thursday, 
SyfyHD, 9pm 8 10pm 
Beware Those Closest to 
You (8/9) & Exiles (9/9). 
ELEMENTARY Tuesday, 
Sky Living HD, 9pm Terra 
Pericolosa(6/24). 
THE FLASH Tuesday 
Skyl HD, 8pm Flash v 
Arrow (8/22). 

| Arrow and The" 

! Flash cross paths 


HAWAII FIVE-0 Sunday, 
Skyl HD, 9pm Ke Koho 
MamaoAku (9/22). 

HOW TO GET AWAY 
WITH MURDER Wednesday, 
Universal HD, 10pm Kill Me, 

Kill Me, Kill Me (9/1 5). 

NCIS: LOS ANGELES 
Sunday Skyl HD, 10pm 
Traitor (9/24). 

SLEEPY HOLLOW 
Wednesday Universal HD, 
9pm Magnum Opus (1 0/1 8). 


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Documentaries 




After the Wave 


v 


Friday, Discovery HD, 9pm 

This year marks the 10th 
anniversary of 2004 s 
devastating Boxing Day 
tsunami in the Indian 
Ocean, which claimed 
some 300,000 lives in 
14 countries. This 
documentary charts the 
epic forensic operation 
undertaken in Thailand 
that resulted in more 
than 5000 bodies being 
identified and returned 
to their families. It also 
features interviews with 
those who survived but 
whose loved ones died. 



The Fight for 
Saturday Night 

Wednesday, BBC4 HD, 9pm 

Former BBC chairman Michael 
Grade looks back at the history 
of the Saturday- night TV ratings 
battle. Among other nuggets, he 
reveals how Game for a Laugh 
(above) killed off The Generation 
Game , and the truth behind Cilia 
Black s resignation on live TV. 



Hit and Run 

Wednesday, ITVHD, 9pm 

Each year, about 100 people are 
killed and thousands more suffer 
serious injuries in road- traffic 
accidents caused by drivers who 
then flee the scene. This film shows 
the tragedy they leave in their wake, 
and also follows the work of police 
collision investigators attempting to 
track down the perpetrators. 


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WORDS: IAN MACEWAN AND JUDY EWENS. PHOTOS: GETTTY, REX 


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NEW MEMORY 


Memory Slam 

Tuesday, Watch HD, 8pm 

If you're the type of person who 
always needs to make a list to 
remember things, then help could 
be at hand in this week’s Watch 
documentary Memory Slam , 
presented by Countdown maths 
whizz Rachel Riley. 

The one-off programme 
follows eight schoolchildren, 
aged 12 - 14, as they take on 
various mental challenges over 
the two-day UK Schools Memory 
Championships. Watching over 
proceedings are former Strictly 
Come Dancing contestant Riley 
and eight-time world memory 
champion Dominic O’Brien. 

‘They’re just normal kids from 
various different backgrounds,’ 
explains Riley, whose mental 
arithmetic skills are kept up to 
scratch by her day job, which 
includes solving problems on the 
Countdown numbers board. 

‘They didn’t have a special 
aptitude or know they had a 
particularly good memory 
beforehand. They just entered a 
competition at school and these 
eight finalists were then given 
specialist training by a memory 
champion and taught memory 
techniques - that’s how they 
became so good.’ 

Apparently, these are techniques 
that anyone can learn to help 


them perform feats of memory 
they never thought possible. For 
instance, in one particularly tricky 
challenge, the contestants must 
remember 104 random objects 
in the correct sequence - so how 
do they manage that? 

‘There’s a technique called the 
“journey system”,’ explains Riley. 
‘In your mind, you put the objects 
somewhere familiar, for instance 
in your home. Start off in one 
room and mentally place some 
objects there, and then move 
on into other rooms upstairs 
and downstairs. 

‘When remembering 
numbers, you have 
a visual image of 
an object or person 
that goes with each 
number,’ she adds. 

‘I use memory 
techniques to 
remember the 
names of the many 
different contestants 
we have on 
Countdown. It’s 
about using visual 
aids: you picture 
someone you 
know - or a 
well-known 
person with the 
same name - 
doing something 
bizarre with an 
unusual object. 

The weirder the 
image, the better.’ 


The good news is that the more 
you practise using visual aids, the 
easier recalling things becomes. 

‘That’s why learning the times- 
table is so important for children 
- it’s instant recall and it speeds 
everything up,’ says Riley, 28, who 
hopes programmes like Memory 
Slam can help to popularise 
maths in the way that Professor 
Brian Cox has been instrumental 
in transforming the image of 
science among young people. 

‘Your brain is a muscle, and if 
you practise things and use it a lot, 
it becomes stronger.’ 

Riley certainly needed to 
build up her ‘muscle memory’ 
ahead of her appearances as 
a Strictly contestant last year, 
and she readily admits it was 
quite hard to remember 
her dance sequences. 
‘On Strictly , I 
found out I was 
a perfectionist 
and I was 
always 
beating 
myself 
up about 
things,’ 
says Riley. 

‘I never set 
a realistic target, 
whenever I did 
anything I’d criticise the 
bad things about it. 

‘But now it’s all about 
learning to appreciate 
the good things...’ 




Operation Meet 
the Street 


Monday-Friday, BBC1 HD, 9.15am 

Chef James Martin invites five 
celebrities - including Dave Myers 
(above left, with Martin), Denise 
Lewis and Alex Jones - to revisit the 
street where they grew up to find 
out who lives there now, and to try 
to build a social network to reduce 
the loneliness in our communities. 



Bullseyes and Beer: 
When Darts Hit Britain 

Monday, BBC4 HD, 9pm 

Timeshift examines how darts went 
from being a working-class pub 
game to a national obsession during 
the 1970s and 1980s, and explores 
the role television played in making 
household names out of top players 
such as Eric Bristow (above), Jocky 
Wilson and Bobby George. 



The Office Xmas Party 

Monday-Wednesday, ITV2HD, 9pm 

It's that time of the year when 
restraint and common sense fly 
out of the window as companies 
hold their annual Christmas 


parties. Cameras follow three 
very different businesses - a 
property company (above), a 
sex- toy warehouse, and a team 
which runs a mansion house - 
as they each prepare for their 
seasonal extravaganza. 



DID YOU KNOW? 


The Bee Gees' How Deep Is Your Love 
has been recorded by more than 
400 different acts. Find out more 
about the mega-successful pop 
group in The Joy of the Bee Gees, 
Friday, BBC4 HD, 9pm 


TV&Satellite Week 17 









in cameos and supporting 
roles. Ricky Gervais plays 
the shifty Dominic Badguy, 
pronounced £ bad-gee’. Tt’s 
French,’ he says. £ It means, 
“good man”.’ And it is 
Badguy who gets the plot 
rolling by hoodwinking the 
Muppet gang into going on 
a global tour, offering to act 
as their manager. 

Sure enough, it is all a ruse 
to pull off a string of heists 
in European capital cities, a 
dastardly scheme that leaves 
the hapless Kermit banged 
up in a Siberian gulag, his 
place in the troupe replaced 
by a fiendish Russian 
lookalike, evil criminal 
mastermind Constantine. 

Naturally, the rest of the 
naively trusting Muppets 
fail to spot the deception, 
despite Constantine’s thick 
accent and all-round 
dodgy behaviour. 

Truth be told, the film is a 
bit dodgy, too. The gags and 
songs are not as funny as last 
time around and the plot 
drags from time to time. 

But Tina Fey is great fun 
as a Broadway-loving gulag 
guard, Modern Family s 
Ty Burrell is even funnier 
as a ludicrous Interpol 
agent, and the Muppets 
themselves are as adorable 
as ever. 2014, U, 113MIN 


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FAMILY COMEDY 


Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 
4.30pm 5 8 pm/Sky Premiere+1, 
5.30pm 5 9pm ★★★ 

The madcap Muppets are 

back with their usual blend 
of innocent wonder, gleeful 
musical spoofs and cheesy 
jokes for a follow-up to their 
2011 big-screen return. 

The film’s affectionately 
self-mocking tone is 
established right from the 
start, kicking things off with 
a brassy musical number. 

£ We’re doing a sequel!’ they 
sing. £ That’s what we do in 
Hollywood! And everybody 
knows the sequel’s never 
quite as good.’ 

Tony Bennett and Lady 
Gaga have one-line 
cameos in this 
opening 
song, and 
hot on 
their heels 
follow a 
gallery of 
game-for- 
a-laugh stars 






Plus turn over for... 

This week's films at a glance p20 
Day-by-day guide p22 
Pay-per-view highlights p27 


FAMILY ADVENTURE 


Escape from 
Planet Earth 

Friday r , Sky Premiere HD, 6am 6 
6.30pm/Sky Premiere+1, 7am 6 
7.30pm; Sky 3D, 6.30pm ★★★ 

The aliens are the goodies and the 
1 earthlings the baddies in this 
breezy animated sci-fi romp, which 
sees a nerdy mission-control desk 
jockey from Planet Baab striving 

! to rescue his bigheaded astronaut 
brother from peril on the c Dark 
Planet’ - Earth to you and me. 

Star Trek's William Shatner 
provides the voice of the villain, 
an American general who has 
i been locking up extraterrestrials 
f at secret airbase Area 5 1 for 
^ , decades to steal their technology. 
The animation is hardly out of 
this world, but a script polish from 
Stephen Fry and others means 
that there is a sprinkling of good 
gags to accompany the siblings’ 
adventures. 2012, U, 89MIN 



The aliens felt 
like they needed 
their own space 



ROMANTIC DRAMA 


Endless Love 

Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 10pm/ 
Sky Premiere+1, 11pm ★★ 

Franco Zeffirelli's sappy 
1981 teen romance about 
obsessive love across the class 
divide - which was based on 
Scott Spencer’s 1979 novel 
and starred Brooke Shields - 
gets a glossy remake with 
Alex Pettyfer and Gabriella 
Wilde in the leads. 

He is a brooding blue- 
collar guy from the wrong 


side of the tracks; she is 
a sheltered rich girl who 
belongs with the country 
club set. And when they 
fall passionately in love, her 
overbearing father (Bruce 
Greenwood) is equally 
passionate about putting 
a stop to their relationship. 

Things get wildly 
melodramatic, but the 
love-conquers-all story 
and the stars’ good looks 
ensure that the film hits 
the spot as a teen- friendly 
romance. 2014, 12, 105MIN 


guise of an 86-year-old 
codger accompanying his 
eight-year- old grandson on 
a cross-country road trip. 

This making- of 
documentary contains over 
40 minutes of previously 
unseen material, including 
out-takes and deleted scenes, 
together with interviews 
explaining why these bits 
didn’t make the final cut and 
the unmistakable sound of 
the bottom of a barrel being 
scraped. 2014, 15, 83MIN 



COMEDY 


Jackass Presents: 
Bad Grandpa .5 

Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 1.15pm 
5 12m't/Sky Premiere+1, 

2.1 5pm S 1am ★★ 

The Jackass gang's 2013 
hidden-camera comedy 
Bad Grandpa showed 
unwitting members of 
the public reacting to 
outrageous stunts and 
pranks performed by 
Johnny Knoxville in the 


PAY-PER-VIEW 

PREMIERES 



Sin City: A Dame 1 
to Kill For 


Sky Box Office & Virgin Movies 
from Monday ★ ★ ★ 


There is a slight feeling of 'seen 
it all before’ as writer Frank 
Miller and director Robert 
Rodriguez return to the streets 
of Basin City, but this is still a 
worthwhile belated sequel to 
the 2005 film. 2014, 18, 102MIN 



Sky Box Office 5 Virgin Movies 
from Monday ★ ★ 

A found-footage disaster 
movie that heaps a series of 
apocalyptic tornados upon a 
midwest US town. The scenes of 
meteorological mayhem are a 
blast, though there is not much 
to excite in the human drama 
unfolding. 2014, 12, 89MIN 



God's Pocket 


Sky Box Office 5 Virgin Movies 
from Monday ★ ★ ★ ★ 

Set in a working-class district of 
Philadelphia in the late-1970s, 
this black comedy features 
Philip Seymour Hoffman in one 
of his final film roles; a small- 
time crook reluctantly seeking 
the truth behind his no-good 
son's death. 2014, 15, 89MIN 


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Harry Potter & the Prisoner 
of Azkaban ★★★★★ 

Saturday, ITVHD, 3.S0pm/ITV+t, 4.50pm 

The third adventure is one of the most 
exciting as Harry learns that Sirius 
Black, the man suspected of killing his 
parents, is at large. 2004, PG, 142MIN 



Night at the Museum 2 ★★★ 

Sunday , Channel 4 HD, 5pm/ 

Channel 4+1, 6pm 

Ben Stiller's former night-guard returns 
to help his old pals who have been 
placed in storage at the Smithsonian 
Institution. 2009, PG,105MIN 



The Polar Express ★★★ 

Sunday, ITV2HD, 6pm/ITV2+1, 7pm 

The motion-capture animation in this 
colourful seasonal fantasy looks splendid, 
although the story, in which a small boy 
takes a train to meet Santa Claus, is a 
little on the slow side. 2004, U,102MIN 



American Pie ★★★★ 

Saturday, Sky Comedy HD, 9.50pm 

The first in the teen comedy series in 
which four schoolfriends pledge to lose 
their virginity before graduation. Eugene 
Levy shines as a father trying to help with 
his son’s sex education. 1999, 15, 96MIN 



There's Something 
About Mary ★★★★ 


Wednesday, Sky Greats HD, 10pm 
There are plenty of big gross-out laughs 
on offer in this outrageous farce from 
the Farrelly brothers starring Ben Stiller 
and Cameron Diaz. 1998, 15, 119MIN 



Muppets Most Wanted ★★★ 

Friday, Sky Premiere HD, 4.30pm & 8pm/ 
Sky Premiere+1, 5.30pm & 9pm 

There is plenty of comic intrigue as 
Ricky Gervais's baddie dupes the gang 
into a scheme to steal jewels from all 
over the world. 2014, U, 113MIN 



Hope Springs ★★★ 

Saturday, Channel 4 HD, 9pm/ 

Channel 4+1, 10pm 
Meryl Streep and Tommy Lee Jones 
manage to breathe life into a stumbling 
story about a couple bored with their 
30-year marriage. 2012, 12, 100MIN 



Good Will Hunting ★★★★ 

Sunday, Film4 HD, 9pm/Film4+1, 10pm 
Matt Damon is Will, a rebellious maths 
genius who is heading for prison until 
an academic (Stellan Skarsgard) and 
a shrink (Robin Williams) put him on 
the right path. 1997, 15, 126MIN 


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Annie Parker ★★★★ 


Monday, Sky Showcase HD, 12.05am 
Based on real events, this is a moving 
and engaging story about the battle 
against breast cancer starring Samantha 
Morton and Helen Hunt. 2013, 15, 91 MIN 



Escape from 

Planet Earth ★★★ 


Friday, Sky Premiere HD & Sky 3D, 

6. 30p m/Sky Premiere+ 1, 7. 30pm 
A witty sci-fi frolic for kids in which a 
nerdy alien tries to rescue his brother 
from wicked Earthlings. 2013, U, 89MIN 



10 Years ★★★ 

Friday, Film4 HD, 10.45pm/ 

Film4+1, 11.45pm 

A high-school reunion is the setting for 
this absorbing ensemble piece starring 
Channing Tatum, Rosario Dawson, Oscar 
Isaac and Kate Mara. 2011, 12, 97MIN 



The Book Thief ★★★ 

Tuesday, Sky Premiere HD, 8pm/ 

Sky Premiere+1, 9pm 
A passable adaptation of Markus Zusak’s 
best-selling novel about a young girl 
(Sophie Nelisse) in Nazi Germany who 
seeks solace in books. 2013, 12, 131 MIN 



Dead Calm ★★★★★ 

Wednesday, Sky Living HD, 9pm/ 
SkyLiving+1, 10pm 

You can cut the suspense with a knife as 
Nicole Kidman and Sam Neill's grieving 
couple take a sailing trip and rescue a 
menacing castaway. 1988, 15, 96MIN 



Jet Li's Fearless ★★★★ 


Wednesday, ITV4 HD, 10pm/ITV4+1, tt pm 

An exhilarating biopic of Chinese martial 
arts master Huo Yuanjia which gives full 
reign to Jet Li’s fighting skills as the man 
who founded the famous Jing Wu Sports 
Federation. Subtitled. 2006, 15, 104MIN 



Thursday, Sky Crime 5 Thriller HD, 9pm 
Based on Marcus Luttrell's real-life 
experience, this tense story set in 
Afghanistan in 2005 and starring Mark 
Wahlberg is a grimly authentic view of 
modern-day warfare. 2013, 15, 121 MIN 



The Tourist ★★★ 

Friday, More4HD, 9pm/More4+1, 10pm 

A glossy if forgettable caper starring 
Angelina Jolie as a femme fatale who 
befriends an unsuspecting tourist in 
Venice (Johnny Depp) to throw the 
police off her trail. 2010, 12, 103MIN 


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Fantasy & Sci-Fi 


Classics 


Funny Girl 


★★★★ 


Lockout ★★★ 

Monday ; Film4HD, 9pm/Film4+1, 10pm 
There is a guilty-pleasure mix of frenetic 
action and tongue-in-cheek humour as 
Guy Pearce's convict sets out to rescue 
the president's daughter from an 
outer-space prison. 2012, 15, 95MIN 


300 ★★★★ 

Tuesday, ITV4 HD, 9pm/ITV4+1, 10pm 
Gerard Butler stars in an epic 
adaptation of the comic-book about 
300 Spartans facing overwhelming 
odds when they make a defiant stand 
against the Persians. 2006, 15, 117MIN 


Twilight ★★★ 

Wednesday, Film4 HD, 6.25pm/ 
Film4+1, 7.25pm 

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson 
pout and flout beautifully in the first film 
instalment of Stephenie Meyer's 
vampire romances. 2008, 12, 122MIN 


Alien Resurrection **★* 

Thursday, Skyl HD, 10pm 
The fourth film in the Alien series finds 
Sigourney Weaver's Ripley returning as 
a clone, Winona Ryder playing a space 
pirate and a host of aliens breaking out 
of their cages. 1997 15, 108MIN 


The Masque of 

the Red Death ★★★★ 

Monday, Horror, 10.55pm/ 

Horror+1, 11.55pm 

Vincent Price stars in the Edgar Allan 
Poe tale about a prince who holds a ball 
in plague-ridden Italy. 1964, 15, 85MIN 


Saturday, BBC2 HD, 2.05pm 

In a stunning movie debut, Barbra 
Streisand tied with Katharine Hepburn 
for the year’s Best Actress Oscar with 
this musical biopic of singer-comedienne 
Fanny Brice. 1968, U, 169MIN 


Ice Cold in Alex ★★★★ 

Sunday, ITV4, 2. 10pm/ITV4+1, 3.10pm 

You might need an ice-cold drink 
yourself after watching this gripping 
World War Two drama about a group of 
Brits crossing the Egyptian desert in a 
battered ambulance. 1958, PG, 129MIN 


Dial M for Murder ★★★★ 

Monday, TCMHD, 6.30pm/TCM+1, 7.30pm 

Director Alfred Hitchcock conjures up 
some effective suspense as the 
marriage of Grace Kelly’s cool heiress 
and Ray Milland’s slick schemer takes a 
turn for the worse. 1954, PG, 101 MIN 


EDITOR'S CHOICE 


Saturday, Sky Premiere HD, 10.1 5 pm/Sky Premiere+ 1,11.1 5pm 

Joaquin Phoenix plays the gentle, melancholy hero of this offbeat romantic 
comedy for the social media age. Still smarting from a painful break-up with his 
wife (Rooney Mara), Phoenix’s Theodore Twombly gradually falls in love with the 
intuitive artificial intelligence in his computer, voiced with husky allure by Scarlett 
Johansson. The film is both slyly satirical and touchingly sweet. 2013, 15, 126MIN 


The Hurt Locker ★★★★★ 

Monday, Film4 HD, 10.50pm/ 

Film4+1, 11.50pm 

Kathryn Bigelow won a well-deserved 
Best Director Oscar for this gripping 
Iraq war drama centred on a bomb- 
disposal team. 2008, 15, 131 MIN 


The Counselor ★★★★ 

Thursday, Sky Greats HD, 12.15am 

Director Ridley Scott's visual flair and 
writer Cormac McCarthy’s bleak 
pessimism, together with an A-list cast 
combine to form a grim and gruesome 
crime story. 2013, 18, 132MIN 


Philomena ★★★★ 

Tuesday, Sky Showcase HD, 6.15pm 

Steve Coogan co-wrote and co-stars 
in an affecting true story about an 
elderly Irishwoman (Judi Dench) 
searching for the son she gave up for 
adoption years earlier. 2013, 12, 98MIN 


Sin City ★★★★ 

Friday, Dave HD, 10pm/Dave+1, 11pm 

This supremely stylish, heady brew of 
film noir, startling visuals, sex and sadism 
is a knockout blow to the eyes and the 
senses, and the cast includes Bruce 
Willis and Jessica Alba. 2005, 18, 134MIN 


Joaquin Phoenix ^ 
liked nothing better 
than a smooth 


operating system 

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Her 


★★★★ 


TV&Satellite Week 21 


PHOTOS: MOVIESTORE 









FILM TEASER Kathryn Bigelow, the director of The Hurt Locker, directed 





Saturday 


13 December 



Hope Springs 

Channel 4 HD, 9pm/Channel 4+1, 10pm ★★★ 

Sex Violence Language 


Meryl Streep and Tommy Lee Jones play a couple whose 30 -year marriage 
has grown stale and sexless, so they set off for a week of intensive couple’s 
counselling under the gentle guidance of Steve Carell’s celebrity therapist. 
The film takes a while to ignite - indeed, there are times when the dullness 
of the couple’s marriage seems to be seeping into the film - but Streep and 
Jones’s performances gradually draw you in and, thanks to them, the story 
is tender, sad, funny and honest. 2012, 12, 100MIN 


FANTASY ADVENTURE 


Harry Potter and the 
Prisoner of Azkaban 

ITVHD, 3.50pm/ 

ITV+1, 4.50pm ★★★★★ 

Sex +»< Violence Languag e 

This third instalment in JK Rowling's 
fantasy saga is even more exciting than 
the first two as Harry seeks to evade 
the clutches of the fugitive Sirius Black 
(Gary Oldman). There are little touches 
of imaginative brilliance, such as the way 
the Whomping Willow is used to indicate 
the changing seasons. Parents of very 
small children should note that the film 
is pretty scary. 2004, PG, 142 MIN 


COMEDY 


American Pie 

Sky Comedy HD, 9.50pm ★★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence Language ••• 

A calculating teen comedy that ruthlessly 
exploits the average adolescent's 
obsession with sex in the tale of a group 
of male friends who enter into a pact to 
lose their virginity before they graduate 
from high school. The film isn't really 
interested in exploring the realities of 
adolescent fumblings, but instead 
presents a series of raunchy sketches 
interspersed with some winsome 
romance. For all that, though, it is 
genuinely funny at times. 1999, 15, 96MIN 


HORROR THRILLER 


Let Me In 

BBC2 HD, 10.45pm (not Nl) ★★★★ 

SexMl Violence ••• Language •• 

In the hands of director Matt Reeves, this 
American reworking of the brilliant 
Swedish vampire thriller Let the Right One 
In is one of the few Hollywood remakes of 
foreign films that actually matches the 
original. The story is the same but the 
setting is now 1980s New Mexico, where 
bullied 12-year-old Owen (Kodi 
Smit-McPhee) encounters mysterious 
new neighbour Abby (Chloe Grace 
Moretz) who, it transpires, is actually a 
centuries-old vampire. 2010, 15, 116MIN 

ALSO ON SATURDAY 

Funny Girl 

BBC2 HD, 2.05pm ★★★★ 

Don't rain on Barbra's parade. 

Silent Running 

Film4 HD, 3.20pm ★★★★ 

Bruce Dern likes his own space. 

All the President's Men 

Sky Select HD, 3.30pm ★★★★★ 

Robert a nd Dustin have a story to te ll. 

Her 

Sky Premiere HD, 10.15pm ★★★★ 

It's love a t first byte for Jo a quin Phoenix. 

An Officer and a Gentleman 
Channel 4 HD, 11pm ★★★★ 

Debra Winger loves a man in uniform. 


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22 TV&Satellite Week 



The Polar Express 

ITV2 HD, 6pm/ITV2+1, 7pm ★★★ 

Sex Violence Language 


This animated Christmas fantasy was one of the first films to test the 
limitations of motion capture technology, wherein the actors, headed by 
Tom Hanks, are recorded and digitised on a computer before being used as 
the template for the animators. Unfortunately, the cast’s glassy-eyed look is 
wildly at odds with the film’s evocative and brilliantly imaginative winter 
landscapes and the rollercoaster thrills afforded by the Polar Express itself, 
a magical locomotive on a breakneck trip to the North Pole. 2004, U, 100MIN 


FANTASY ADVENTURE 


Night at the Museum 2 

Channel 4 HD, 5pm/ 

Channel 4+1, 6pm ★ ★ ★ 

Sex##« Violence Language 

This sequel to the 2006 hit is not a patch 
on the original but it is still an easy-going 
ride, with Ben Stiller's guard-turned- 
inventor battling the forces of evil in the 
Smithsonian Institution in Washington DC 
after his old pals from New York are 
transferred there. Amy Adams adds 
some spark as aviator Amelia Earhart, 
joining Robin Williams, Steve Coogan, 
Owen Wilson and Ricky Gervais from 
the first film. 2009, PG,105MIN 


DRAMA 


Good Will Hunting 

Film4HD,9pm/Film4+1, 10pm ★★★★ 

Sex »»i V iolenc e ••• Language •• 

There may not be much in this academic 
character study you won’t have seen 
before, but it is supremely well-acted 
and won many awards, including a 
Best Original Screenplay Oscar for 
co-authors Matt Damon and Ben 
Affleck. Damon plays Will Hunting, a 
mathematical genius whose intellectual 
promise doesn't gel with his working- 
class roots until he strikes up a friendship 
with an unconventional therapist 
(Robin Williams). 1997, 15, 126MIN 


HORROR THRILLER 


Insidious 

Channel 4 HD, 10pm/ 
Channel 4+1, 11pm 

★★★★ 

Sex##« Violence ••• Language ••• 


James Wan and Leigh Whannell, the 
director and writer of Saw, rein in their 
bloodlust to create a terrifying haunted 
house horror film that will have you 
jumping out of your seat. Rose Byrne 
and Patrick Wilson play a young couple 
who move their family into a new home, 
only to find that it is occupied by 
malevolent paranormal beings. The 
tension is racked up before some truly 
frightening scares. 2010, 15, 102MIN 


ALSO ON SUNDAY 

Ice Cold in Alex 

ITV4, 2.10pm 

If Carlsberg did war films... 

★★★★ 

The Verdict 

More>Movies, 3.30pm 

Paul Newman acts in the court. 

★★★★ 

The Holiday 

ITVHD, 10.05pm 

Swapping homes for Christmas. 

★★★ 

Mrs Henderson Presents 

BBC2HD, 10.30pm (not N Ireland) ★★★ 

Judi Dench is a very merry widow. 

Good Morning, Vietnam 

Film4HD, 11.25pm 

Robin Williams is in good voice. 

★★★★ 

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a video featuring which British electronic rock group in 1 989? Answer at bottom of page 


Monday 15 December 



The Hurt Locker 


Film4HD, 10.50pm/Film4+1, 11.50pm ★★★ 

Sex V iolenc e Languag e ho 

Kathryn Bigelow became the first woman to win the Oscar for Best Director 
with this gripping Iraq War drama. There are cameo appearances by Guy 
Pearce and Ralph Fiennes, but Jeremy Renner takes the leading role as a 
fearless bomb-disposal expert in Iraq in 2004. Deploying jittery hand-held 
cameras to stunning effect, Bigelow plunges us into the heat and dust of 
Baghdad as the characters puzzle over the latest improvised bomb. It is 
heart-stopping to watch, but impossible to look away. 2008, 15, 131 MIN 


THRILLER 


Dial M for Murder 

TCMHD, 6.30pm ★★★★ 

Sex Violence Language 

This adaptation of Frederick Knott's 
clunky stage play loses some of its 
impact on television, where you can't fully 
appreciate director Alfred Hitchcock's use 
of 3D. During the attempted murder of 
Grace Kelly's character, the tension of her 
hand reaching out for a pair of scissors 
doesn't quite work when the film is seen 
'flat! For all that, Ray Milland gives superb 
value as the villain of the piece, rolling 
each line of dialogue round his mouth like 
a handful of marbles. 1954, PG, 101 MIN 


1 PERIOD HORROR 


The Masque of 
the Red Death 

Horror, 10.55pm/ 
Horror+1, 11.55pm 

★★★★ 

Sex • Violence •• Language 


Cult American film-maker Roger Corman 
crossed the Atlantic to make this seventh 
entry in his series of Edgar Allan Poe 
adaptations, cannily borrowing the sets 
from the historical drama Becket to add 
production values to his far lower- 
budgeted movie. With Vincent Price in 
fine form, the result is one of the best in 
the series; a lyrical meditation on physical 
and moral corruption. 1964, 15, 85MIN 


DRAMA 


Decoding Annie Parker 

Sky Showcase HD, 12.05am ★★★ 

Sex#»c Violence Lan gu ag e •• 

Samantha Morton and Helen Hunt play 
two very different women who are both 
engaged in the battle against breast 
cancer in this inspirational drama. 
Morton's Annie Parker is a dogged 
Canadian who lost her mother and sister 
to the disease and subsequently 
contracts it herself. Hunt's Mary-Claire 
King is a brilliant geneticist struggling to 
prove the link between DNA and cancer. 
The acting is always excellent in this 
fact-based film. 2013,15, 91 MIN 

ALSO ON MONDAY 

Ice Princess 

Disney HD, 5pm ★★★ 

Michelle Trachtenberg gets her skates on. 

Proof of Life 

Sky Crime 5 Thriller HD, 6.40pm ★★★ 

Meg enters into negotiations with Russell. 

The Shining 

Sky Greats HD, 7.30pm ★★★★★ 

Jack Nicholson starts to see things. 

Lockout 

Film4HD,9pm ★★★ 

Guy Pearce makes a prison break-in. 

AVP: Alien vs Predator 

Sky Sci-Fi 5 Horror HD, 10.45pm ★★★ 

It's an extraterrestrial smackdown. 


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Tuesday 


16 December 



The Book Thief 


Sky Premiere HD, 1.30pm 5 8pm/Sky Premiere+1, 2.30pm & 9pm ★★★ 

Sex V iolenc e ••• Language 

The world of books provides escape and solace for an illiterate young girl 
amid the horrors of Nazi Germany in this well- acted if rather too cosy and 
whimsical adaptation of Markus Zusak’s best-selling novel. Sophie Nelisse 
plays the plucky Liesel, who learns to read after being adopted by Geoffrey 
Rush’s soft-hearted sign painter and his prickly wife (Emily Watson). She 
then steals books to read to the Jewish man (Ben Schnetzer) hiding in their 
basement. Also on Wednesday & Thursday. 2013, 12, 131 MIN 

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ITV4 HD, 9pm/ITV4+1, 10pm ★★★★ 

Sex»# Violence • •• L anguage 

This thundering screen version of Frank 
Miller's cult comic book is brought to 
eye-popping life utilising the same blend 
of live action and CGI animation as the 
earlier adaptation of Miller's Sin City. It is 
essentially little more than a restaging of 
the Battle of Thermopylae in 480BC, as 
King Leonidas (Gerard Butler) and 300 
Spartan warriors stand their ground 
against the entire might of the invading 
Persian army of Xerxes (Rodrigo 
Santoro). 2006, 15, 117MIN 

ALSO ON TUESDAY 

Executive Decision 

Sky Action/Adventure HD, 6.45pm ★★★ 

Kurt Russell has a plane to catch. 

The First Wives Club 
Film4HD, 6.55pm ★★★ 

The battle of the sexes is on. 


Marie Antoinette 

Sky Select HD, 6.55pm ★★★ 

Kirsten Dunst could be losing her head. 

The Fast and the Furious 

Sky Crime & Thriller HD, 7.05pm ★★★ 

Paul and Vin begin their long road trip. 

Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines 

Sky Action/Adventure HD, 11.15pm ★★★ 

Can Arnie save the world? 


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ACTION FANTASY 


COMEDY DRAMA 


Philomena 

Sky Showcase HD, 6. 15pm ★★★★ 

Sex Violence Language •• 

Judi Dench and Steve Coogan provide 
some moments of exquisitely funny 
odd-couple comedy in this touching 
and thoroughly captivating true-story 
drama about an elderly working-class 
Irishwoman (Dench) desperately trying 
to trace the son she was forced to give 
up for adoption by convent nuns in 
the 1950s. Coogan, who co-wrote 
the script, plays the journalist who 
reluctantly agrees to investigate her 
story. 2013, 12, 98MIN 


FANTASY ADVENTURE 


Harry Potter and the 
Order of the Phoenix 

ITVHD, 7.30pm/ITV+1, 8.30pm ★★★ 

Sex ••• V iolenc e ••• Language 

Adapted from what is possibly the 
weakest book in JK Rowling's saga, this 
fifth adventure for the boy wizard finds 
Harry (Daniel Radcliffe) beginning to grow 
up. The evil Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes) is 
back at large and it is left to Harry to form 
a secret army of teenage wizards to do 
battle. Director David Yates maintains the 
sombre tone of the previous two movies 
and saves the big special effects for a 
slam-banq finale. 2007, 12, 138MIN 


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Wednesday 17 December 


There's Something About Mary 

Sky Greats HD, 10pm ★★★★ 

Sex Violence ••• Language •• 


Bad-taste comedies may have become ever more gross, but this dark farce 
from the Farrelly brothers certainly set the benchmark at the time. An 
unexpected smash hit at the box office, it delivers its fair share of slick, sick 
jokes - such as the infamous dog resuscitation and hair gel sequences - as a 
lovelorn geek (Ben Stiller) goes to extraordinary lengths to consummate his 
teenage crush on an ex-schoolmate (Cameron Diaz) with the help of Matt 
Dillon’s seedy private eye. 1998, 15, 119MIN 


ROMANTIC FANTASY 


Edward Scissorhands 

E4HD, 8pm/E4+1, 9pm ★★★★ 

Sex Violence ••• Language ••• 

Johnny Depp is so captivating in this 
fantasy from director Tim Burton that it is 
easy to forgive the deficiencies of the film 
as a whole. Depp plays a misfit creation 
who is left with scissors instead of hands 
after his inventor (Vincent Price) dies. If 
Burton’s skewed view of suburbia is a 
little too mean-spirited, then at least 
Depp infuses the film with his character’s 
humanity, and there is agreeable support 
from Winona Ryder, Dianne Wiest and 
AlanArkin. 1990, PG,107MIN 


THRILLER 


Dead Calm 

Sky Living HD, 9pm/ 

SkyLiving+1, 10pm ★★★★★ 

Sex Violence •• Language •• 

Long before he took to the seas as the 
snarling villain of Titanic, Billy Zane played 
another sinister seafarer in this taut 
suspense thriller: a suave psychopath 
terrorising a married couple (Sam Neill 
and Nicole Kidman) who are recovering 
aboard their luxury yacht after a recent 
tragedy. Director Phillip Noyce makes 
full use of the ship’s claustrophobic 
cabins and the eerie ambience of the 
open sea. 1988, 15, 96MIN 


ACTION ADVENTURE 


Jet Li's Fearless 

ITV4HD, 10pm/ITV4+1, 11pm ★★★★ 

Sex#»< Violence •• Languag e 

In an effort to grow old a little more 
gracefully than, say, Jackie Chan, Jet Li 
announced that this would be the last 
film in which he would be exercising the 
traditional wushu style of martial arts. As 
might be expected, this bone-crunching 
biopic of Chinese folk hero Huo Yuanjia, 
a hot-headed young fighter who went 
on to found the world-famous Jing Wu 
Sports Federation in the early-20th 
century, excels during the action 
sequences. Subtitled. 2006, 15, 104MIN 

ALSO ON WEDNESDAY 

Tom & Thomas 

Sony Movies, 1pm ★★★ 

Aaron Johnson is in double trouble. 

Solomon and Sheba 

TCM HD, 6.10pm ★★★ 

Yul love Gina Lollobrigida. 

Twilight 

Film4HD, 6.25pm ★★★ 

Kristen learns the tooth about Robert. 

Cliffhanger 

ITVHD, 10.40pm (regions vary) ★★★ 

Sylvester Stallone has a mountain to climb. 

25th Hour 

Sky Crime 5 Thriller HD, 11.15pm ★★★ 

Edward Norton is going down. 


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Thursday 


18 December 


The Counselor 


Sky Greats HD, 12.15am ★★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language ••• 


With director Ridley Scott at the helm and Michael Fassbender, Penelope 
Cruz, Cameron Diaz, Javier Bardem and Brad Pitt heading a starry A-list 
cast, novelist Cormac McCarthy’s first original film script has been given 
lashings of Hollywood gloss, though beneath the slick surface is a bleak 
and brutal crime thriller. Fassbender plays a greedy lawyer who unleashes a 
cascade of violence after he gets involved in a scheme to smuggle of millions 
of dollars-worth of cocaine from Mexico into the US. 2013, 18, 132 MIN 


DRAMA 


Labor Day 

Sky Select HD, 8pm ★★★ 

Sex ##i Violence ••• Language 

Josh Brolin plays a hunky escaped con 
who lights up the life of Kate Winslet’s 
depressed single mother and her 
sensitive teenage son (Gattlin Griffith) in 
this coming-of-age tale-cum-romantic 
melodrama. Brolin’s injured fugitive turns 
out to be a total paragon, repairing the 
car, waxing floors, teaching baseball and 
baking a peach pie that would have Mary 
Berry licking her lips. Winslet and Brolin’s 
terrific acting makes this overcooked 
romance easy to swallow. 2013, 12, 111 MIN 


1 FESTIVE MUSICAL 


The Mistle-Tones 

BBC3 HD, 8pm 

★★★ 

Sex Violence Language 


PREMIERE Cheesy Christmas cliches 
abound in this harmless made-for-TV 
festive fluff which pits Tia Mowry- 
Hardrict's sweet songstress and her 
fledgling vocal group against Tori 
Spelling's over-polished bunch of divas 
in a singing competition. That said, the 
popped-up versions of seasonal 
favourites are delivered with gusto and 
an office romance with Jonathan Patrick 
Moore’s workaholic boss adds to the 
feelgood factor. 2012, PG, 90MIN 


WAR DRAMA 


Lone Survivor 

Sky Crime & Thriller HD, 9pm ★★★★ 

Sex»»4 Violence • »» L anguage ••• 

Based on Marcus Luttrell’s first-hand 
account of Operation Red Wings, a 
disastrous US military mission in 
Afghanistan in 2005, this intensely 
powerful action movie stars Mark 
Wahlberg as a member of a four-man 
Navy SEAL reconnaissance team (Taylor 
Kitsch, Emile Hirsch and Ben Foster play 
his comrades) sent into hostile terrain to 
locate a Taliban commander, only to find 
themselves in a ferocious fi refight against 
overwhelming odds. 2013, 15, 121 MIN 

ALSO ON THURSDAY 

The Eagle 

Film4HD,9pm ★★★ 

Channing Tatum's problems are legion. 

Hard Target 

ITV4HD, 9pm ★★★ 

The hunt is on for Jean-Claude Van Damme. 

Identity 

Sony Movies, 9pm ★ ★ ★ 

John Cusack takes an unwelcome break. 

Alien Resurrection 

Skyl HD, 10pm ★★★★ 

Believe it or not, it's Ripley. 

Seven 

Sky Greats HD, 10.05pm ★★★★ 

Will Morgan and Brad’s sins find them out? 


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The Tourist 


More4 HD, 9pm/More4+1, 10pm 


★★★ 


Sex Violence •• Language ••• 


The plot of this glossy romantic thriller recalls Hitchcock in his prime. 
Johnny Depp’s mild-mannered maths teacher finds himself picked out 
from his fellow passengers on the Paris to Venice express by Angelina 
Jolie’s woman of mystery. She is actually in league with a man who has 
stolen billions from a gangster, and is being followed by both cops and 
crooks. The film looks fabulous but is too slow-moving, and the two 
glamorous stars’ lack of chemistry is a tad disappointing. 2010, 12, 103MIN 


HORROR THRILLER 


The Bay 

Film4HD,9pm/Film4+1, 10pm ★★★★ 

Sex •• Violence •• Language •• 

PREMIERE In the hands of director Barry 
Levinson, this found-footage eco-horror 
thriller is an expertly crafted cautionary 
tale that combines biting social 
commentary with gross-out monsters 
as a new species of flesh-eating parasite 
infects the water supply of a thriving 
coastal community The parasites may 
make you think twice about drinking tap 
water or eating seafood again, but the 
film's real villains are big business and 
corrupt bureaucrats. 2012, 15, 84MIN 


COMEDY DRAMA 


10 Years 

Film4HD, 10.45pm/ 

Film4+1, 11.45pm ★★★ 

Sex Violence ••• Language •• 

A decade after graduation, a group of 
friends get together at their high-school 
reunion to relive their glory days, but old 
flames, past crushes and some drunken 
pranks make it a bittersweet affair. 
Channing Tatum is the nominal star, and it 
is refreshing that the encounter between 
his ex-jock and his former and current 
girlfriends (Rosario Dawson and Jenna 
Dewan-Tatum) doesn't turn out quite 
as you might expect. 2011, 12, 97MIN 


1 ACTION COMEDY 


Shoot 'Em Up 

Channel 5 HD, 10.50pm/ 
Channel 5+1, 11.50pm 

★★★★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language ••• 


An hilarious, ear-splitting parody of 
blockbuster action thrillers starring Clive 
Owen as a carrot-munching, gun-toting 
hangdog drifter who, having helped a 
passing woman give birth to a howling 
baby, then has to protect said child from 
a veritable army of gunmen who are after 
its blood for reasons at first unknown. The 
level of cartoon lunacy goes sky-high as 
Owen notches up a mind-boggling 
body-count. 2007,18, 87MIN 

ALSO ON FRIDAY 

Muppets Most Wanted 

Sky Premiere HD, 4. 30pm & 8pm ★★★ 

Kermit's in a tight spot See review, page 18. 

Escape from Planet Earth 

Sky Premiere HD & Sky 3D, 6.30pm ★★★ 

It’s a long way home. 

In the Line of Fire 

Sky Crime 5 Thriller HD, 6.45pm ★★★★ 

Can Clint prevent history repeating? 

Boyz N the Hood 

BBC2HD, 11.35pm ★★★★★ 

Cuba Gooding Jr wants a way out. 

Sin City 

Dave HD, 10pm ★★★★ 

Where the streets have no shame. 


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PAY-PER-VIEW HIGHLIGHTS 



Sin City: A Dame to Kill For 

Sky Store 5 Virgin Movies from Friday ★ ★ ★ 

Sex ••• Violence ••• Language t it 

Graphic novel writer Frank Miller and director 
Robert Rodriguez return to the lurid world of 
2005’s Sin City for another set of startlingly gory, 
brazenly depraved tales. Mickey Rourke, Jessica 
Alba, Rosario Dawson and Powers Booth return 
and they are joined by new faces Joseph Gordon- 
Levitt and Eva Green. Second time around, the 
film’s pulp-noir sensibility feels a bit jaded, but 
many of the images still dazzle. 2014, 18, 102MIN 


The pick of 
the week on 
Sky Store and 
Virgin Movies 

Cold in July 

Dexter star Michael C Hall plays a 
jittery everyman hero in a tense, 
twisty crime thriller set in Texas in 
1989. Hall’s meek family man is 
hailed a hero after killing a 
would-be burglar but incurs the 
wrath of the criminal’s ex-con 
father (Sam Shepard). The film's 
characters are richly drawn and 
superbly acted. ( 15, llOmin) 

Dawn of the 
Planet of the Apes 



Both an exciting action movie 
and an intelligent moral fable, 
this sequel to 2011 's Rise of the 
Planet of the Apes is another 
superior slice of sci-fi. Set 10 
years after the earlier film, the 
story sees a band of human 
survivors coming into conflict 
with a genetically enhanced 
tribe of intelligent apes led by 
prime primate Caesar (Andy 
Serkis).(12,130min) 

The Face of Love 

★★★ 

Annette Bening’s grief-stricken 
widow stumbles upon the double 
of her dead husband (Ed Harris) 
and inveigles her way into his life 
without telling him why she is 
drawn to him. Things get 
extremely messy when he starts 
falling in love with her. Bening 
and Harris pour so much genuine 
emotion into their roles that they 
just about carry the film’s fanciful 
premised 12, 90min) 

God’s Pocket 

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PREMIERE (Sky Store & Virgin 
Movies from Mon) Actor John 
Slattery makes his feature film 
directing debut with this darkly 
comic crime drama set in a 
tough, working-class corner of 
late-1970s Philadelphia known 
as 'God’s Pocket’. Philip Seymour 
Hoffman is typically superb in 
one of his final roles as one of 
the district's scrappy blue-collar 
denizens, and he is backed by 
Slattery’s Mad Men co-star 
Christina Hendricks as his 
disappointed wife. (15, 89min) 

Guardians 

of the Galaxy 



This freewheeling Marvel 
Comics movie is an entertaining 
sci-fi romp about a band of 
vagabonds who stumble into 
a quest to save the galaxy 
from destruction. The group's 
self-appointed leader is Chris 
Pratt's swaggering space 
adventurer, and he gets oddball 
support from the likes of a 
talking raccoon. ( 12, 121 min) 


Hercules 



Dwayne Johnson makes the 
perfect lead in this amiable 
tongue-in-cheek adventure. 

His Hercules is not the familiar 
demigod of legend but a warrior 
for hire with a trusty band of 
companions. The battles are 
served up with vigour and flair, 
but it is the cheesy jokes that 
help make the film so ridiculously 
entertaining. ( 12, 98min) 

How to Train 
Your Dragon 2 

★★★★ 

A soaring sequel to 2010's 
enchanting animated adventure. 
This time, misfit Viking teenager 
Hiccup (voiced by Jay Baruchel) 
is forced to take a break from 
mapping the world with the aid 
of his tame dragon Toothless in 
order to defend the land of Berk 
from an evil invader (Djimon 
Hounsou). (PG,100min) 

Into the Storm 

★★ 

PREMIERE (Sky Store & Virgin 
Movies from Mon) In a whirlwind 
of disaster movie cliches and 
tornado-force stupidity, a bunch 
of paper-thin characters - Matt 
Walsh's storm chaser, Sarah 
Wayne Callies' meteorologist, 
Richard Armitage's school vice 
principal - are thrust into harm's 
way as a series of cyclones 
sweeps through a fictional 
Midwest town. ( 12, 89min) 


The Nut Job 



A roguish squirrel (voiced by 
Will Arnett) comes to learn the 
value of teamwork in this daft 
animated comedy set in a 
charmingly retro 1950s 
America. (U, 86min) 

Sin City: A Dame 
to Kill For 

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PREMIERE (Sky Store & Virgin 
Movies from Fri) See review, 
above. ( 18, 102min) 

Transformers: 

Age of Extinction 

+++ 

The fourth sci-fi blockbuster 
based on the shape-changing 
toys stars Mark Wahlberg as a 
widowed amateur inventor who 
gets drawn into the battle 
between good and bad alien 
robots. Cue lots of metal- 
crunching slow-motion 
destruction. ( 12, 165min) 

X-Men: Days of 
Futur e Past 

++++ 

Hugh Jackman's Wolverine 
goes back in time to 1973 in a 
bid to alter the course of history 
and thereby stop the X-Men of 
the future from being wiped out. 
The knotty time-travel story in 
this superhero adventure unites 
the Marvel Comics mutants' 
older and younger selves in a 
gripping yarn. ( 12, 131 min) 


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its awards for sporting 
excellence in 2014, 

Rory Mcllroy looks 
back over his most 
memorable year yet 


Rory Mcllroy 
is tipped to win 
the big prize on 
Sunday night 


Your to of the week's live action 


LIVE 


AWARDS SHOW 


Sunday, BBC1 HD, 8pm 

The BBC celebrates 12 months of 
sporting achievement on Sunday 
when Gary Lineker, Clare Balding 
and Gabby Logan host the BBC 
Sports Personality of the Year live 
from Glasgow’s Hydro Arena. 

It’s been a year of thrilling action, 
from the Winter Olympics and 
footballs World Cup to Glasgow’s 
Commonwealth Games and a 
memorable Formula One season. 

Lewis Hamilton’s recent world 
title triumph is sure to boost his 
chances of picking up the coveted 
award won last year by Andy 
Murray, but it’s golfer Rory 
Mcllroy who is the 
bookies’ favourite 
following back- 
to-back major 
wins in 2014. 

Here, the 
2 5 -year- old 
Northern 


Irishman reflects on a sensational 
year that also saw him help Europe 
retain the Ryder Cup . . . 


What was your proudest 
achievement in 2014? Winning 


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the Open Championship at 
Hoylake. I haven’t had much time 
to reflect on it because it has been 
such a busy year, but seeing that 
Claret Jug is very special. 

Why was it so satisfying? Going 
in, there were a lot of questions: 
£ How is he going to play?’ ‘Links 
golf isn’t really his forte.’ All this 
sort of stuff. I was really proud of 
my performance. My mum being 
there was very special. She had not 
experienced that before. 


!, Gary and 
Gabby with the 
BBC trophy A 


Some people point 
to changes in your 
private life making 
you more focused 

I am in a really good 
place. I probably had 


the same between 2009 and 2011; 

I was settled then, played great golf 
and was consistent. It’s one of the 
reasons I have been so consistent 
again this year; there aren’t other 
things going on in the background 
that are distracting me. 

Has this season taken your 
profile up to the next level? Yes, I 
lave really noticed a difference. But 
nothing has changed with the 
people who know me. I’m still just 
Rory from Holywood to them. I’m 
that same boy who was up at the 
golf club every day hitting balls. 

You live in Florida now. Do you 
miss Northern Ireland? I am a 

iome bird, so I try to get back there 
as often as I can. Northern Ireland 
will always be my home. 

I love coming back. 


You recently set up your own 
charity. Tell us about it I had been 
an ambassador for Unicef for a 


couple of years but I wanted to start 
something of my own. That’s why I 
set up The Rory Foundation for 
children with cancer. As I’ve 
become older, I’ve grasped more of 
what I can do in society. I don’t 
want my children to be proud of 
their dad as a major championship 
winner, but as someone who was 
able to help people less fortunate. 

If you win the Masters next year, 
you will complete a career grand 
slam of all the majors. Is that a 
big motivation? That is already 
the one thing I am really looking 
forward to next year. The green 
jacket is the last one. I know there is 
going to be a lot of hype and a lot of 
pressure going into Augusta but I 
just have to deal with that. 

• The Rory Foundation helped to 
found Daisy Lodge, a support centre in 
Newcastle, Co Down, for children with 
cancer. For details and to donate, visit 
www.cancerfundforchildren.com 


WORDS: RICHARD McCLURE AND EWAN MURRAY. PHOTOS: ACTION IMAGES, LEVON BISS/CONTOUR BY GETTY, GETTY, PA 






THIS YEAR'S 
SHORTLIST 


§ Gareth Bale 

The world’s most 


expensive footballer ^ 




helped Real Madrid win 
the Champions League and has 
been key to Wales’s revival. 


© Charlotte 
Dujardin 

The double Olympic 
dressage champion won * 
the freestyle and special world 
titles on her horse Valegro. 



OCarl Froch 

The boxer defeated 
George Groves in front 
of a record 80,000 
crowd at Wembley to retain his 
world super-middleweight titles. 


m 


O Kelly Gallagher 
& Charlotte Evans 

Visually-impaired skier 
Kelly (right) and her 
guide earned Britain’s first-ever 
Winter Paralympics golds when 
they won the Super-G in Sochi. 





( Lewis Hamilton 

The Mercedes driver 
picked up his second 
Formula One world title 
after a titanic tussle with his 
team-mate Nico Rosberg. 


©RoryMdlroy 

He won the Open 
Championship and US 
PGA Championship 
before helping Europe to an 
emphatic Ryder Cup victory. 



OJoPavey 

At the age of 40, the 
athlete became the 
oldest woman to claim a 
European title when she won 
the 1 0,000m in Zurich. 



©Adam Peaty 


The swimmer won 
two Commonwealth 
and four European gold 
medals, and set a new world 
record in the 50m breaststroke. 



©Max Whitlock 

The gymnast claimed 
three Commonwealth 
Games golds followed < 

by an all-around silver at the 
world championships. 



(D Lizzy Yarnold f 

The skeleton racer won ( 
Great Britain’s only 
gold medal at the Sochi 
Winter Olympics after 
dominating the competition. 




Sky Sports 1 
Dave Clark 


LIVE 


DARTS 


PDC World 
Championship 

From Thursday, 

Sky Sports Darts HD 

Sky Sports 3 becomes 
Sky Sports Darts on 
Thursday as the 
channel begins its 
coverage of the action at 
London’s Alexandra 
Palace, where Holland’s 
Michael van Gerwen defends 
his PDC world title. 

With several top players all 
currently in good form, Sky 
Sports’ darts commentator 
Dave Clark is predicting a 
keenly- contested tournament. 

T’m convinced Phil Taylor 
has got another world 
championship up his sleeve,’ 
he says. ‘Especially now that 
he has got used to his new 
darts. James Wade is back in 
form, too, after winning the 
Masters last month. Van 
Gerwen made waves last year, 
and the Ally Pally crowd love 
him, but it’s harder to defend 
your title than to win it.’ 


Defending PDC 
world champion 
Michael van Gerwen 



European 

Cross-Country 

Championships 

Sunday, BBC red button, 8. 10am 

Hayley Yelling's victory 

in 2009 was the last time 
a British athlete won 
individual gold in the 
annual cross-country 
competition, held this year 
in Samokov, Bulgaria. 

However, Gemma Steel 
is finding form at the right 
time to mount a serious 
challenge, with the 29-year 
old looking to improve on 
last year’s event in Belgrade, 
where she won a team gold 
and individual silver behind 
France’s Sophie Duarte. 



Can Romain Grosjean 
(left) retain his Race 
of Champions title? 



LIVE 


M0T0RSP0RT 


Race of Champions 

Saturday 5 Sunday, 

Motors TV, 4pm 


British racing 
driver Susie 
Wolff will 
become the first 
female driver 
to compete in 
the Race of 
Champions 
at this year’s 


event, staged at the Bushy 
Park circuit in Barbados. 
The 32-year-old - 
currently development 
driver for the Williams 
F 1 team - will be up 
against a top -quality 
field including Formula 
One driver Romain 
Grosjean, who won 
the event in 
2012, and 
races nine- 
in Barbados timeLe 


Mans 24 Hours winner 
Tom Kristensen. 

The contest sees drivers 
from motorsport’s major 
disciplines go head to head 
in identical cars on a circuit 
featuring two lanes and a 
crossover bridge. Last year’s 
event was cancelled due to 
unrest in host city Bangkok. 


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This week’s 
sport on TV 


AMERICAN FOOTBALL 


LIVE NFL Action 


LIVE Miami Heat v 
Chicago Bulls 

Sun 1 1pm BT Sport 1 HD 

Eastern Conference encounter. 

Euroleague 

Mon 5. 30pm BT Sport 2 HD; 
Tue 5.30pm Euro2 
LIVE Duke Blue Devils v 
Elon Phoenix 
Mon 12m'tESPNHD 
NCAA match in North Carolina. 


Sun 5.30pm 5 9pm SS2 HD 
LIVE Philadelphia Eagles v 
Dallas Cowboys 
Sun 1am C4 HD 
From Lincoln Financial Field. 

LIVE Chicago Bears v 
New Orleans Saints 
Mon 1.15amEuro2HD 
From Soldier Field. 

LIVE Jacksonville Jaguars v 
Tennessee Titans 
Thu 1.25am SS2 HD 
AFC South match. 

LIVE College Football 
Fri 1am ESPN HD 
NCAA Division I FCS Championship. 


ATHLETICS 


LIVE European Cross Country 
Championship 

Sun 8. 10am BBC Red Button 1 

Coverage from Bulgaria. 


AWARDS SHOW 


LIVE Sports Personality 
of the Year 

Sun 6pm BBC Red Button 1, 

8pm BBC1 HD 

From Glasgow. See feature, page 28. 


BASKETBALL 


LIVE Dallas Mavericks v 
Golden State Warriors 
Sat 7pm ESPN HD 


LIVE Cleveland Cavaliers v 
Charlotte Hornets 

Mon 12m'tBT Sport 1 HD 
Eastern Conference match. 

LIVE CEZ Nymburk v 
Baloncesto Sevilla 

Tue 5.30pm Euro2 
From Tipsport Arena. 

LIVE Strasbourg v 
Paris-Levallois 

Tue 7.30pm Euro2 
From Rhenus Sport. 

LIVE EuroCup Basketball 

Wed 4pm & 5.30pm Euro2 
Group-stage matches. 

LIVE UNC Greensboro 
Spartans v North Carolina 
Tar Heels 
Tue 12m'tESPNHD 
NCAA clash in North Carolina. 
LIVE New York Knicksv 
Dallas Mavericks 
Tue 1am BT Sport 1 HD 
From Madison Square Garden. 
LIVE Wichita State Shockers 
v Alabama Crimson Tide 
Tue 2am ESPN HD 
NCAA fixture from Kansas. 
Surrey United v Leeds Force 
Wed 7.30pm Euro2 HD 
LIVE NC State Wolf pack v 
Tennessee Volunteers 
Wed 12m'tESPNHD 
From North Carolina. 


Western Conference. 

LIVE Arizona Wildcats v 
Michigan Wolverines 
Sat 10.15pm ESPN HD 
LIVE Tennessee Volunteers v 
Butler Bulldogs 
Sun 7pm ESPN HD 
NCAA clash in Knoxville, Tennessee. 


LIVE Toronto Raptors v 
Brooklyn Nets 
Wed 1 am BT Sport 1 HD 

From the Air Canada Centre. 

LIVE Cincinnati Bearcats v 
San Diego State Aztecs 
Wed 2am ESPN HD 

NCAA clash at the Fifth Third Arena. 



LIVE Syracuse Orange v 
Louisiana Tech Bulldogs 
Sun 9pm ESPN HD 

NCAA clash in Syracuse, New York. 


LIVE Chicago Bulls v 
New York Knicks 
Thu 1am BT Sport 1 HD 

Eastern Conference encounter. 

LIVE Golden State 
Warriors v Oklahoma 
City Thunder 

Thu 3.30am 
BT Sport 1 HD 

Western Conference 
encounter. 

LIVE San Antonio 
Spurs v Portland 
Trail Blazers 
Fri 1am BT Sport 1 HD 

Western Conference 
encounter. 

LIVE Los Angeles 
Lakers v Oklahoma 
City Thunder 

Fri 3.30am 
BT Sport 1 HD 

Western Conference. 


BOWLS 


LIVE Premier 
Threes 
Wed 10.30am 
Euro HD 

The Grand Final. 


BOXING 


LIVE Amir Khan v 
Devon Alexander 
Sat 11 pm SSI HD 

Coverage from Las Vegas. 


COMBAT SPORTS 


LIVE UFC: Dos Santos v Miocic 

Sat 10pm 5 1am BT Sport 2 HD 

From Phoenix, Arizona. 


CRICKET 


LIVE Sri Lanka v England 

Sat 6am; Tue 8. 30am SS2 HD 
Coverage from Kandy. 

LIVE Australia v India: 

Second Test 

Sat & Mon 6am SS3 HD, 12m't SS2 
HD; Sun 5 Tue 6am SS2 HD; 

Sun 12m'tSS3HD 
From Adelaide Oval. 

LIVE South Africa v 
West Indies 

Wed 8am; Thu 5 Fri 8. 25am 
SS2HD 

Coverage from Centurion. 

LIVE Adelaide Strikers v 
Melbourne Stars 

Thu 8am SSI HD 
Coverage from Adelaide Oval. 

LIVE Sydney Sixers v 
Melbourne Renegades 

Fri 8.30am SSI HD 

Coverage from Sydney. 


CYCLING 


Track World Cup 

Sat3pmBBC1 


DARTS 


LIVE PDC World Darts 
Championship 

Thu 5 Fri 7pm Sky Sports Darts HD 
Coverage from London. 

Highlights: Fri 12.30pm SS3HD. 

Dutch Open 

Fri 9.1 5pm Euro HD 
BDO World Trophy 

Fri 10.30pm Euro HD 

Action from Blackpool Tower 


EQUESTRIAN 


LIVE Show Jumping 

Sat 5pm Euro 

Coverage from La Coruna, Spain. 
Highlights: Mon 9.30pm Euro. 

LIVE Rolex Grand Prix 

Sat 6pm SS4 HD 

Coverage from Geneva, Switzerland. 

LIVE Show Jumping 

Sun 12.30pm SS3 HD 
Coverage of the Geneva Grand Prix. 

LIVE Olympia Horse Show 

Wed 8.10pm BBC Red Button 1; 
Thu 9pm BBC Red Button 1 5 
Euro; Fri 6.30pm Euro 

Coverage from London. 

Highlights: Fri 5.45pm Euro. 


FENCING 


Grand Prix Series 

Mon 7.30am Euro HD 


GOLF 


LIVE Thailand Championship 

Sat 5 Sun 6am SS4 HD 
Coverage from Chonburi. 

Australian PGA Championship 

Sat 5 Sun 9am SS4 HD 
LIVE Dubai Ladies Masters 
Sat 9.30am SS4 HD 

Coverage from the UAE. 


LIVE Alfred Dunhill 
Championship 

Sat 1.30pm; Sun 11amSS4HD 
Coverage from South Africa. 

Franklin Templeton Shootout 

Tue8pmSS4HD 


GREYHOUND RACING 


LIVE Greyhound Racing 

Sat 7.30pm SS3 

Coverage from Towcester. 


GYMNASTICS 


World Cup 

Sat IpmBBCI HD 

Highlights from Glasgow. 


HOCKEY 


LIVE Champions Trophy 

Sat & Sun 8. 15am SS3 HD; 
Sun 6amSS3HD, 2pmSS5HD 

Men's matches in India. 


HORSE RACING 


LIVE C4 Racing 

Sat 1.30pm C4 HD 

Cheltenham & Doncaster. 


ICE SKATING 


LIVE Grand Prix 

Sat 7.30pm Euro HD 

Coverage from Barcelona. Highlights: 
Sat 8.45pm, 9.30pm & 10.15pm 
Euro HD; Sun 4.30pm Euro HD. 


MOTORCYCLING 


Freestyle Motocross 

Thu 2pm Euro2 

Action from Hamburg, Germany. 


MOTORSPORT 


MotorsportUK 

Sat 7.25am ITV4 HD 
LIVE Race of Champions 
Sat 5 Sun 4pm Motors TV 
The Nations Cup event. 

Highlights: Mon 8pm Motors TV 
LIVE FIA Formula E 
Championship 
Sat5pmlTV4HD 
Punta del Este ePrix in Uruguay. 
Highlights: Sun 9.30am ITV4HD, 
10pm BT Sport 1 HD. 

FIA European Rally 
Championship 
Tue 10. 15pm Euro HD 
FIA World Touring Car 
Championship 
Tue 10.45pm Euro 
Isle of Man TT 
Thu 5pm Euro2 HD 
Le Mans 24 Hours 
Thu 8pm Euro2 HD 


NETBALL 


LIVE England v Malawi 

Sun5pmSS4HD; 

Wed 7.30pm SS3 HD 

Coverage from Liverpool & Lond. 
Highlights: Mon 8pm SS2 HD; 
Wed 1am SS3HD. 


RUGBY UNION 


LIVE South Africa Sevens 

Sat9amSS3HD, 3pmSS2HD; 
Sun 9am SS2 HD, 4.30pmSS3HD 
Coverage from Port Elizabeth. 
Highlights: Mon 9.30am SS3 HD. 

LIVE Glasgow 
Warriors v Toulouse 

Sat 12.30pm SS2 HD 
(kick-off 1pm) 

From Scotstoun Stadium. 


LIVE Toulon v 
Leicester Tigers 
Sat 2.30pm BT Sport 1 HD 
(kick-off 3.1 5pm) 

From Stade Mayol. Highlights: 

Mon 10.30am BT Sport 2 HD. 

LIVE Northampton 
Saints v Treviso 
Sat 3pm BT Sport 2 HD 
(kick-off 3.1 5pm) 

From Franklin's Gardens. 

LIVE Saracens v Sale Sharks 
Sat5pmSS2HD 
(kick-off 5.1 5pm) 

From Allianz Park. 

LIVE Leinster v Harlequins 
Sat 7.1 5pm BT Sport 2 HD 
(kick-off 7.45pm) 

From Aviva Stadium. Highlights: 

Sun 9am BT Sport 2 HD. 

LIVE Wasps vCastres 
Sun 12.30pm SS2 HD 
(kick-off 1pm) 

Coverage from Adams Park. 

LIVE Clermont 
Auvergne v Munster 
Sun3pmSS2HD 
(kick-off 3.1 5pm) 

From Stade Marcel-Michelin. 

LIVE Cardiff v Neath 
Sun 3.45pm S4C 
(kick-off 4pm) 

Principality Premiership clash. 
Highlights: Mon 11pm S4C. 

LIVE Scarlets v Ulster 
Sun 4.30pm BT Sport 2 HD 
(kick-off 5.15pm) 

Coverage from Parc y Scarlets. 
Highlights: 10pm S4C. 

LIVE Sale Sharks v 
Exeter Chiefs 
Fri 7pm BT Sport 2 HD 
(kick-off 7.45pm) 

From AJ Bell Stadium. 

LIVE Cardiff Blues v Scarlets 
Fri 7.30pm BBC2 (Wales) 

PR012 match at the Arms Park. 
LIVE Grenoble v Stade Fran^ais 
Fri 7.30pm SSI HD 
(kick-off 7.45pm) 

From Stade des Alpes. 


SAILING 


Volvo Ocean Race 
Tue 11pmSS4HD 
Sea Master Sailing 

Fri 6.30pm SS4 HD 


SKIING 


Ski Jumping 

Sat 7.30am Euro HD 
Men’s HS134 qualifier in Russia. 

LIVE Alpine 

Sat 8.1 5am 5 11.30am EuroHD 
Men's giant slalom in France. 

LIVE Alpine 

Sat 9. 30am 5 12. 30pm Euro HD 
Women's giant slalom. 

LIVE Biathlon 
Sat 10am Euro HD 
Women's 4x6km relay in Austria. 
LIVE Biathlon 
Sat 1.30pm Euro HD 
Men's 4x7. 5 km relay. 

LIVE Ski Jumping 
Sat 3pm; Sun 1. 30pm Euro HD 
Men's H SI 34 jump in Russia. 
Cross-Country 
Sat 11 pm Euro HD 
Women's 15km classic race. 
Cross-Country 
Sat 1 1.30pm Euro HD 
Men's 30km classic race. 































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LIVE Alpine 

Sun 8. 15am 511. 15am Euro HD 
Men's slalom in France. 
Freestyle 
Sun 9am Euro2 HD 
Skicross finals in France. 

LIVE Alpine 

Sun 9.30am 5 12.30pm Euro HD 
Women’s slalom in France. 
FHighlights: 7.30pm Euro FID. 
LIVE Biathlon 
Sun 10. 30am Euro HD 
Women’s 10km pursuit race in 
Austria. FHighlights: 1pm Euro2 FID. 
LIVE Biathlon 
Sun 1. 30pm Euro2 HD 
Men's 12.5km pursuit race. 
FHighlights: 3.45pm Euro FID. 
LIVE Cross-Country 
Sun 2. 15pm Euro2 HD 
Sprint finals from Davos. 

LIVE Alpine 
Thu 11am Euro HD 
Men's downhill action. 

LIVE Biathlon 
Thu 1. 15pm Euro HD 
Women’s 7.5km sprint in Slovenia. 
LIVE Alpine 
Fri 9.1 5am Euro HD 
Women's downhill in France. 
FHighlights: 8pm Euro2 FID. 

LIVE Alpine 

Fri 10.45am Euro HD 

Men's Super-G action. 

FHighlights: 7pm Euro2 FID. 

LIVE Ski Jumping 
Fri 12.30pm Euro HD 
FI SI 37 qualifier in Switzerland. 
FHighlights: 2pm Euro2 FID. 

LIVE Biathlon 
Fri 1.30pm Euro HD 
Men's 10km sprint in Slovenia. 
FHighlights: 9pm Euro2 FID. 


SNOOKER 


LIVE European Tour 

Sat 9.30am, 2. 15pm 5 
7.30pm; Sun 10am, 4pm 5 
8pmEuro2HD 

Coverage from Portugal. 
FHighlights: Satl2m't; Sun 3pm, 
7.30pm & 11pm Euro2 FID. 


SQUASH 


British Grand Prix 
Wed 9.30pm SS3 HD 


TABLE TENNIS 


LIVE Super Series 

Sat 6. 30am; Sun 6am Euro2 HD 

Coverage from Thailand. 


TENNIS 


LIVE Manila Mavericks v 
Micromax Indian Aces 

Sat 12noon SS3 HD 

Coverage from Dubai. 


TRIATHLON 


Castle Howard Triathlon 

Thu 5. 30pm Euro HD 


VOLLEYBALL 


LIVE NCAA Championship 

Thu 12m't& 2.30am ESPN HD 

Women's action from Oklahoma. 


WRESTLING 


LIVE WWE: Tables, 
Ladders and Chairs 
Sun 1am SSI HD 
LIVE WWE: Raw 

Mon 1am SS3 HD 


Football 

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LIVE Melbourne Victory v 
Sydney FC 

8.30am BT Sport 2 HD 
The Australian top-flight clash 
at the Etihad Stadium. 
Bundesliga highlights 
8.55am ITV4 HD 
NCAA Men's Soccer 
Championship 
10am & 12noonESPNHD 
College Cup semi-finals. 

LIVE Middlesbrough v 
Derby County 
12noon Sky Sports 1 HD 
(kick-off 12.1 5pm) 

Coverage of the Championship 
clash at the Riverside. 

Soccer Saturday 
12 noon Sky Sports 5 HD 
LIVE FSV Frankfurt v 
Fortuna Dusseldorf 
12noon BT Sport 1 HD 
The match in the second tier 
of German football. 

Football Focus 
12.10pm BBC1 HD 
League preview. 

LIVE Arsenal v 
Newcastle United 
4.45pm Sky Sports 1 HD 
(kick-off 5.30pm) 

The Premier League fixture at the 
Emirates Stadium. Arsenal won 
3-0 in last season's corresponding 
fixture, but it would be something 
of a surprise if Arsene Wenger's 
men were to win so comfortably on 
this occasion given the respective 
form of the two sides. 

LIVE Valencia v 
RayoVallecano 
5. 15pm Sky Sports 5 HD 
Coverage of the La Liga match. 

Plus, Getafe v Barcelona on the 
Red Button. 

LIVE FSV Mainz v 
VfB Stuttgart 
5.1 5pm BT Sport 1 HD 
(kick-off 5.30pm) 

The German top-flight fixture. 

LIVE Cordoba v Levante 
7pm Sky Sports 5 HD 
The La Liga clash. 

LIVE Lazio v Atalanta 
7.30pm BT Sport 1 HD 
(kick-off 7.4 5pm) 

The Serie A clash. 

SNF - Game of the Day 
8pm Sky Sports 1 HD 
A full rerun of a top match. 

SNF -Match Choice 
10pm 5 1 1.30pm Sky Sports 
Extended highlights from 
the Premier League. 

Match of the Day 
1 0.30pm BBC1 HD 
FHighlights of today's Premier 
League highlights, including 
Chelsea v Hull City, Arsenal v 
Newcastle United, Burnley v 
Southampton, Crystal Palace v 
Stoke City and Leicester City v 
Manchester City. 

The Football League Show 
1 1.55pm BBC1 

Highlights, including Middlesbrough 
v Derby County, Bolton Wanderers 
v Ipswich Town and Brighton 
& Hove Albion v Millwall. 



Manchester United v 
Liverpool 


Sunday, Sky Sports 1 HD, 
kick-off 1.30pm 

Steven Gerrard will be seeking 
his 1 Oth career goal against 
United as the north-west rivals 
try to revitalise their campaigns. 
The Liverpool skipper scored 
two penalties and missed a third 
in the corresponding fixture last 
season as his side won 3-0. 



Derby County v 
Chelsea 

Tuesday, Sky Sports 1 HD, 
kick-off 7.45pm 

After scraping past Shrewsbury 
Town of League Two in round 
four, Chelsea face a difficult 
quarter-final trip to Steve 
McClaren's Championship 
high-flyers. Scotland striker 
Johnny Russell has scored in the 
last two rounds for the Rams. 



Bournemouth v 
Liverpool 


Wednesday, Sky Sports 1 HD, 
kick-off 7.45pm 

Eddie Flowe’s promotion- 
chasing Championship side 
host the eight-times winners. 
The Cherries' teenage defender 
Baily Cargill is enjoying a fine 
season and marked his England 
Under-20 debut with a goal 
against Canada last month. 


Sunday 14 


LIVE Ajax vFC Utrecht 

7 1.20am Sky Sports 5 HD 
Coverage from the Dutch top flight. 

LIVE Juventus v Sampdoria 
1 1. 30am BT Sport 1 HD 
The Italian top-flight match. 

LIVE Manchester United v 
Liverpool 

12.30pm Sky Sports 1 HD 
(kick-off 1.30pm) 

The Premier League match at 
Old Trafford. Highlights: 10pm. 

LIVE Bangor City v Rhyl 

12.45pm S4C 
(kick-off 1pm) 

The Welsh Premier League clash. 

LIVE Nice v St Etienne 
1pm ESPN HD 
The French Ligue 1 clash. 

LIVE Genoa v AS Roma 
2pm BT Sport 1 HD 
The Serie A match. 

LIVE Bayer Leverkusen v 
Borussia Moenchengladbach 
2.30pm BT Sport 2 HD 
The Bundesliga match. 

LIVE Swansea Cityv 
Tottenham Hotspur 
3.30pm Sky Sports 1 HD 
(kick-off 4pm) 

Coverage of the Premier League 
encounter from the Liberty 
Stadium where the visitors are 
looking to continue their 
outstanding recent record against 
the Swans. Highlights: 10pm. 

LIVE Feyenoord v 
AZAIkmaar 
3. 35pm Sky Sports 5 HD 
(kick-off 3.45pm) 

The Dutch top-flight match. 

LIVE Guingamp v Paris 
Saint-Germain 
4pm ESPN HD 
The Ligue 1 match. 

LIVE VfL Wolfsburg v 
SC Paderborn 
4.30pm BT Sport 1 HD 
The German top-flight fixture. 
LIVE Atletico Madrid v 
Villarreal 

5. 55pm Sky Sports 5 HD 
(kick off 6pm) 

The La Liga clash. 

LIVE AC Milan v Napoli 

7.45pm BT Sport 1 HD 

The Serie A encounter 


LIVE RealSociedadv 
Athletic Bilbao 

8pm Sky Sports 5 HD 
The La Liga match. 

LIVE Monaco v Marseille 

8pm BT Sport 2 HD 

The Ligue 1 match. 

Eredivisie highlights 

10pm Sky Sports 5 HD 

Match of the Day 2 
10.45pm BBC1 (11.40pm Scot) 

Highlights of today's Premier 
League action, including 
Manchester United v Liverpool and 
Swansea City v Tottenham Flotspur. 
Scottish Premiership 
10.45pm BBC1 Scotland 
League highlights, including 
Dundee United v Aberdeen, 
Flamilton Academical v Dundee 
and Motherwell v Ross County. 


Monday 15 


LIVE Champions League & 
Europa League Draw 

1 1am 5 12noon Eurosport HD 
Coverage from Nyon in Switzerland. 

LIVE Empoliv Torino 

6pm BT Sport 2 HD 
The Serie A fixture. 

Welsh League 

6.05pm S4C 

LIVE Everton v Queens Park 
Rangers 

7pm Sky Sports 1 HD 
(kick-off 8pm) 

Coverage of the Premier League 
match at Goodison Park. The 
sides last met here in the third 
round of last season's FA Cup, 
when the hosts recorded a 
comfortable 4-0 victory. 

LIVE Chievo v Inter Milan 
8pm BT Sport 1 HD 
Coverage of the Serie A fixture. 
Bundesliga highlights 
11pmlTV4HD 


Tuesday 16 


LIVE Adelaide United v 
Perth Glory 

8.30am BT Sport 1 HD 
Coverage from Australia. 

LIVE Bayern Munich v 
SC Freiburg 

7pm BT Sport 2 HD 

The Bundesliga fixture. 


LIVE Derby County v Chelsea 

7.30pm Sky Sports 1 HD 
(kick-off 7.45pm) 

The Capital One Cup quarter-final 
attheiPro Stadium. 

LIVE FA Cup 
7.30pm BT Sport 1 HD 
Coverage of a second-round replay. 


Wednesday 17 


LIVE Bournemouth v 
Liverpool 

7pm Sky Sports 1 HD 
(kick-off 7.45pm) 

The Capital One Cup quarter-final 
at Dean Court. 

LIVE Borussia Dortmund v 
VfL Wolfsburg 

7pm BT Sport 2 HD 

The German top-flight encounter 

LIVE FA Cup 

7.30pm BT Sport 1 HD 
Coverage of a second-round replay. 

The League Cup Show 
11.05pm BBC1 (11.50pm Wales; 
12.35am Scot) 

Highlights of today's ties, including 
Tottenham Flotspur v Newcastle 
United at White Hart Lane. 


Thursday 18 


LIVE Cagliari v Juventus 

6pm BT Sport 1 HD 
The Serie A fixture. 

LIVE Napoli v Parma 

8pm BT Sport 1 HD 
The Serie A encounter 

Bundesliga highlights 
11pmlTV4HD 

Action from the German top flight. 


Friday 19 


LIVE Newcastle Jets v 
Adelaide United 

8.40am BT Sport 1 HD 
Action from the Australian League. 

LIVE FSV Mainz 05 v 
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Atlantis 

BBC1 HD, 8.25pm 

Ronald Pickup and Sian Thomas guest 
star as Orpheus and Eurydice as Jason 
finds himself surrounded by the undead 


Talent show 


The X Factor Final 

ITVHD, 8.30pm/ITV+1, 9.30pm 

Dermot O'Leary hosts as the acts head 
to Wembley to belt their hearts out in a 
two-part final, plus a superstar sings 



Hope Springs 

Channel 4 HD, 9pm/Chcmnel 4+1, 10pm 

Meryl Streep and Tommy Lee Jones 
co-star as a married couple spicing up 
their love life in a grown-up rom-com 


The Jonathan Ross Show 

ITVHD, 10.35pm/ITV+1, 11.35pm 

Talking about their Christmas specials 
are Jon Hamm, Keith Lemon and James 
Corden, with music by Paloma Faith 


7.00pm 7.30pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 9.30pm 10.00pm 10.30pm 



f ◄ 6.50 Strictly Come Dancing 

1 8.25 Atlantis 

9.10 Casualty 

[ib.10 News [ 


7.00 Flog It! t 1 8.00 Perry and Croft... 

◄ 6.55 You’ve... [ 7.25 The Chase: Christmas Special 


8.30 Dad's Army 1 9.00 Ql XL 
8.30 The X Factor Final 


10.30 Match of the... 
9.45 Tomorrow’s Worlds: The Unearthly History of... 

Il0.35 Jonathan... 


◄ 6.00 100 Greatest Toys with Jonathan Ross 


9.00 Film: Hope Springs 


| ◄ 6.30 Film: Mistletoe Over Manhattan 

1 8.15 My Crazy Christmas Obsession 

9.10 TV's 50 Greatest Magic Tricks 

7.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 

8.00 Hawaii Five-0 9.00 Film: Alien Resurrection 

7.00 Doctor Who 

8.00 Top Gear 

9.10 Sherlock 

10.40 Live at... 

7.00 Film: Pearl Harbor 




|l0.35Xtra Factor 


7.00 Ice Age Giants 
] 7.00 The Big Bang Theory 


8.00 Sex and Sensibility: The Allure of Art... 


7.00 Nothing to Declare 
7.00 Without a Trace 
◄ 6.55 One Foot in the Algarve 
7.00 Storage Hunters 
7.00 Rosemary & Thyme 


◄ 5.00 Formula E... 
7.00 Friends 


8.00 Ql XL 
8.00 Doc Martin 


9.00 Inspector Montalbano 
9.00 Film: The Mechanic 


9.00 Criminal Minds 
9.00 The Newsroom 
9.00 Porridge 

9.00 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 
9.00 Foyle's War 


j 10.15 The Knick 

10.00 The Royle Family Special: Joe’s... 
10.00 Mock the Week 


7.30 Film: Licence to Kill 

7.30 Two and a Half... 8.00 Impractical Jokers 


10.15 Film: Scarface 


| i 6.00 The Librarians 


9.00 Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special 


8.00 Film: LA Apocalypse 


9.50 Film: I, Robot 


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523 ANIMAL PLANET 


526 NAT GEO 


529 HISTORY 


133 GOOD FOOD 


301 SKY PREMIERE 


310 SKY SHOWCASE 


305 SKY DISNEY 



311 SKY SCI-FI 


312 SKY SELECT 


317 TCM 


402 SKY SPORTS 1 


1 7.00 NCIS 

1 9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 




1 7.00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 

8.00 What Happened Next? 

9.00 Codes and Conspiracies 

10.00 Last Mysteries of the Titanic with... 

[ 7.00 Animal Cops Houston 

9.00 Monsters Inside Me 

10.00 Rat Busters NYC 

7.00 Beyond Magic with DMC 

8.00 Bloody Tales of the Tower 

9.00 Britain's Underworld 

10.00 Ku Klux Klan 

7.00 Ice Road Truckers 

8.00 Down East Dickering 

9.00 Pawn Stars 

10.00 Barry 'd Treasure 

7.00 Keeping Up Appearances 

9.00 Last of the Summer Wine 



7.00 Homes Under the Hammer 

9.00 Jo Frost’s Family SOS 

7.00 Kirstie’s Handmade Britain 

8.00 My Dream Derelict Home 

7.00 Rick Stein’s Food Heroes Christmas... 

8.00 Rick Stein’s Spanish Christmas 

9.00 Jamie at Home Christmas Special 

10.00 Jamie’s Affordable Christmas 

7.00 Helicopter Heroes 

8.00 Traffic Cops 

9.00 Motorway Cops: A Traffic Cops Special 

10.00 Bizarre ER 

◄ 6.00 A New York Winter's Tale 

8.00 The Book Thief 



◄ 6.15 The Croods 

8.00 Gravity 

9.45 Gremlins 

1 7.00 The Beach 

9.00 The Wolf of Wall Street 

◄ 6.00 Alice in Wonderland 

8.00 National Treasure: Book of Secrets 1 10.10 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead... 

◄ 6.10 Eragon 

8.00 Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters 

9.50 Mrs Doubtfire 

◄ 5.50 Deep Impact 

8.00 47 Ronin 1 10.00 Getaway 

◄ 6.10 The Nutty Professor 

8.00 Grown Ups 2 

9.50 American Pie 

[7 6.40 A Few Good Men 

9.00 The Call 1 10.40 Kiss... 

j ◄ 6.10 Home Alone 

8.00 Elf 

9.45 A Very Harold & Kumar Christmas 

[ 7.00 Alien: Director's Cut ] 9.00 Aliens: Special Edition 

I ◄ 5.55 Three Days of the Condor 

8.00 Platoon 

1 10.00 Se7en 

◄ 5.10 Big 7.15 Post Grad 

9.00 Safe House 

7.20 Gunsmoke in Tucson 

9.00 Money Train 

◄ 4.45 Ford Saturday Night Football - Live 

8.00 SNF - Game of the Day 


10.00 SNF - Match Choice 


403 SKY SPORTS 2 < 5.00 Rugby - Live 7.30 One-Day International Cricket 



8.30 Test Cricket 


p 6.30 WWE... 

7.30 Greyhound Racing - Live: Coverage of a meeting from Towcester 

9.30 WWE From... 

10.00 WWE - Superstars 

J 4 6.00 Equestrian - Live: The Rolex Grand Prix 

8.00 European Tour Golf 

9.00 Asian Tour Golf Show 

10.00 Ladies European Tour Golf 


7.30 Figure Skating - Live: Grand Prix of Figure Skating 8.45 Figure Skating 


9.30 Bumble! The David Lloyd Story 


10.30 Sky Classics... 


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6.00am Breakfast (S)(HD) 10.00 
Saturday Kitchen Live (S)(HD) 11.30 
James Martin: Home Comforts The 

chef's favourite pick-me-up recipes. (S) 
(HD)(AD) 12.00noon BBC News (S)(HD) 
12.10pm Football Focus (S)(HD) 

12.50 Saturday Sportsday (S)(HD) 

1.00 Gymnastics World Cup Highlights 
of the final meeting of the season at 
the Emirates Arena in Glasgow. (S)(HD) 

3.00 Cycling: Track World Cup Jonathan 
Edwards introduces highlights from 
London’s Lee Valley VeloPark. (S) 

4.30 Final Score Football results. (S)(HD) 
5.10 A Question of Sport Robbie Savage, 
Katy McLean, Alex Dowsett and 
Christian Malcolm guest on a Sports 
Personality of the Year special. (S)(R) 
5.40 BBC News; Local News (S)(HD) 



9.10 Casualty 


6.00 NEW Pointless Celebrities 

Alexander Armstrong quizzes chart- 
topping singers Paul Young, Carol 
Decker, Sheila Ferguson, Dana, 

Paul Heaton, Jacqui Abbott, Keith 
Duffy and Mikey Graham. (S)(HD) 

6.50 Strictly Come Dancing 

13/14. Tess Daly and Claudia 
Winkleman host the semi-final, in 
which the remaining five couples 
battle it out for a chance to take 
the title. See feature , pageU (S)(HD) 

■ The results are tomorrow at 7.20pm 


8.25 Atlantis 

The Day of the Dead: 5/13. The gang 
is chased around an ancient burial 
ground by an army of undead 
flesh-eaters. (Series 2) (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated on Friday on BBC3 

9.10 Casualty 

Solomon's Song: The team deals 
with an incident at the cathedral, 
Lofty helps a patient who thinks he 
is Jesus, and Zoe catches Max spying 
on her and Dylan. (S)(HD)(AD) 

10.00 The National Lottery Live 

With supergroup McBusted. (S)(HD) 

10.10 BBC News (S)(HD) 

10.30 Match of the Day 

Dan Walker presents highlights of 
the latest Premier League clashes, 
including Chelsea v Hull City, and 
Arsenal v Newcastle United. (S)(HD) 
Followed by Lottery Update (S) 

■ Match of the Day 2 can be 
seen tomorrow at 10.45 pm 

11.55 The Football League Show 

Highlights of games in the Championship, 
League One and League Two. (S) 

1.15am FILM Black Eagle Martial arts 
thriller. (S) (1988, 15, 95min) ★ 

2.50 Weather for the Week Ahead (S) 
2.55-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD) 


6.00-11.00am CBBC 
11.00 The Blue Planet (S)(R)(AD) 
12.00noon James Martin's Food Map of 
Britain Exploring Scotland. (S)(R)(HD) 

12.20pm Rick Stein's Far Eastern 
Odyssey In Bangladesh. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
1.20 The Rockford Files Two tearaways 
set out to join the Mob. (S)(R)(HD) 

2.05 FILM Funny Girl Musical biopic with 
Barbra Streisand as singer-comedian 
Fanny Brice. Co-starring Omar Sharif. 
(S)(HD)(AD) (1968, U, 145min) ★★★★ 

4.30 Andrew Marr's The Making of 
Modern Britain 6/6. The presenter looks 
at Britain's role in World War Two, focusing 
on the Battle of Dunkirk. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

5.30 NEW Restoring England's Heritage 
Jules Hudson visits some of the West of 
England’s most endangered buildings. (S) 



6.00 Secrets of the Castle 
with Ruth, Peter and Tom 

4/5. How stonemasons, blacksmiths 
and carpenters co-ordinated their 
efforts while building a castle, from 
making and sharpening tools to 
processing wood. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

7.00 Flog It! 

Adam Partridge and Catherine 
Southon value items at the town 
hall in Todmorden, West Yorkshire, 
while Paul Martin visits the Bronte 
Parsonage Museum in Haworth. (S) 


8.00 Perry and Croft: 

Made in Britain 

SERIES FINALE 4/4. How the duo's 
shows captured the end of an era. (S) 

8.30 Dad's Army 

The platoon spends a night in 
a spooky deserted house. (S)(R) 

9.00 Ql XL 

10/16. Sara Pascoejack Whitehall, 
Adam Hills and Alan Davies attempt 
to answer host Stephen Fry's 
questions on liars and lying. (SXHD) 

9.45 Tomorrow's Worlds: 

The Unearthly History 
of Science Fiction 

SERIES FINALE 4/4. Examining the 
use of time travel in the genre, from 
The Time Machine to Doctor Who. 
With David Tennant, Christopher 
Lloyd and Scott Bakula. (S)(HD) 

10.45 FILM Let Me In 

Vampire thriller starring Kodi Smit- 
McPhee and Chloe Grace Moretz. 

In New Mexico in 1983, a bullied 12- 
year-old boy befriends the mysterious 
girl next door, unaware that she is 
a centuries-old vampire. (S)(HD) 

(AD) (2010, 15, llOmin) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANGUAGE ••• 

12.35am FILM Forbidden Planet Sci-fi 
version of Shakespeare's The Tempest. 
(S)(HD) (1956, U, 95min) ★★★★★ 
2.10-6.00am Previews (S) 


6.00-9.25am CITV 
9.25 Dinner Date (S)(R) 

10.20 Murder, She Wrote (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
11.15 ITV News (S) 

11.20 Storage Hoarders (S)(R)(HD) 
12.20pm Columbo: Fade in to Murder 

Crime drama with Peter Falk. An actor 
thinks he can get away with killing his 
blackmailing ex-lover. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
1.55 FILM Mannequin Comedy starring 
Andrew McCarthy and Kim Cattrall. 

An ancient Egyptian princess becomes 
reincarnated as a shop mannequin. (S) 
(HD)(AD) (1987, PG, 115min) ★★★ 

3.50 FILM Harry Potter and the 
Prisoner of Azkaban Fantasy adventure 
sequel starring Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert 
Grint and Emma Watson. (S)(HD)(AD) 
(2004, PG, 160min) ★★★★★ 



6.30 Local News (S) 

6.40 ITV News (S) 

6.55 New You've Been Framed! 

Featuring a girl who stores raisins 
in her ears, seals with attitude and 
a guide to destroying a shed. (S) 

7.25 The Chase: Christmas Special 
SERIES FINALE 16/16 Bradley 
Walsh hosts a festive edition of the 
quiz, with actors Steve Pemberton 
and Ben Miller, Coronation Street’s 
Paula Lane and Educating Yorkshire’s 
Mr Burton. (S)(HD) 

8.30 The X Factor Final 

24/24. Part one of two. The three 
remaining acts head to Wembley 
Arena to battle it out, with the 
contestant in third place after the 
public vote being eliminated. Plus, 
performances by some of the 
biggest names in the charts. 

Dermot Oleary hosts. (S)(HD) 

■ Concludes tomorrow at 8pm 

■ The Xtra Factor follows on ITV2 


10.35 The Jonathan Ross Show 

9/10. With Tulisa Contostavlos, James 
Cordenjon Hamm, Keith Lemon, 
and music by Paloma Faith. (S)(HD) 
■ Repeated on Monday 


11.40 ITV News (S) 

11.55 FILM Balls of Fury Spoof 
martial arts thriller starring Dan Fogler, 
Christopher Walken and Maggie Q. 
(S)(HD)(AD) (2007, 12, 95min) ★ 
1.30am Jackpot247 

3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA The 
host takes his show stateside. (S)(SL)(R) 
3.40-6.00am ITV Nightscreen (HD) 


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6.10am NFL: Rush Zone (S)(HD) 6.35 
Trans World Sport (S)(HD) 7.30 Survival 
of the Fittest (S) 7.55 The Morning Line 
(S)(HD) 9.00 Weekend Kitchen With 
Katherine Jenkins, Tessa Peake-Jones 
and Morven Christie. (S)(HD) 10.00 
Frasier (Series 5) (S)(R) 11.00 The Big 
Bang Theory (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 11.30 The 
Simpsons (S)(R)(AD) 12.30pm Marvel's 
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
1.30 LIVE Racing This afternoon's races 
from Cheltenham and Doncaster. (S)(HD) 
3.55-5.55 Come Dine with Me The first 
dinner party in Aberdeen. (S)(R)(HD) 
4.25 A nightclub manager hosts. (S)(R) 
(HD) 4.55 A care worker undertakes the 
dinner-party challenge. (S)(R)(HD) 5.25 
A traditional Scottish meal. (S)(R)(HD) 

5.55 News (S) 



6.00 100 Greatest Toys 
with Jonathan Ross 

A countdown of the nation's favourite 
games, gadgets and playthings, as 
decided by an online poll. Inventors 
and toy-makers tell the inside stories 
of their creations and successes 
- including Action Man, Yahtzee, 
Barbie and Trivial Pursuit - while 
celebrities, authors, actors and 
journalists take a nostalgic look 
back at the toys they loved. (S)(R) 


9.00 FILM PREMIERE Hope Springs 

Romantic comedy drama starring 
Meryl Streep and Tommy Lee Jones. 
A long-married couple sign up for a 
week of intensive counselling to try 
to rekindle the spark in their stale 
relationship. With Steve Carell and 
Jean Smart. (S)(HD) (2012, 12, 
120min) ★★★ See review, page 22 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANGUAGE ••• 


11.00 FILM An Officer and a Gentleman 

Gritty romantic drama starring 
Richard Gere and Debra Winger. (S) 
(HD)(AD) (1981, 15, 140min) ★★★★ 
1.20am FILM Q & A Police thriller 
starring Timothy Hutton and Nick Nolte. 
(S)(HD) (1990, 18, 135min) ★★★★ 
3.35-5.45am Hollyoaks Omnibus 
episode. (S)(SL)(R)(HD)(AD) 


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6.00-9.45am Milkshake! 

9.45am Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

Michelangelo becomes ill. (S)(R)(HD) 
10.20 Access Showbiz news and gossip. 

10.30 World Strongman 
Championship (S)(R)(HD) 

11.25 FILM Ice Age 2 Animated comedy 
adventure sequel with the voices of 
Ray Romano and John Leguizamo. 
(S)(HD) (2006, U, 105min) ★★★ 
1.10pm FILM The Christmas Bunny 
Festive family drama with Sophie Bolen. 
(S)(HD) (2010, PG, 105min) ★★ 

2.55 FILM Angels and Ornaments 
Romantic fantasy with Jessalyn Gilsig. 
(S)(HD) (2014, PG, 105min) ★★ 

4.40 FILM Mrs Miracle 2: Miracle in 
Manhattan Family drama with Doris 
Roberts. (S) (2010, U, llOmin) ★★ 



6.30 FILM Mistletoe 
Over Manhattan 

Festive fantasy drama starring 
Tedde Moore and Mairtin 
O'Carrigan. Mrs Claus heads to 
New York to find a way to help her 
hardworking husband recapture his 
Christmas spirit. With Tricia Heifer. 
(S)(HD) (2011, U, 105min) ★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE LANGUAGE ••• 


8.15 My Crazy 
Christmas Obsession 

1/2. Four American households 
who take festive decorating 
to the extreme. (S)(R)(HD) 


9.05 News (S)(HD) 

9.10 TV's 50 Greatest 
Magic Tricks 

A countdown of illusions that have 
stood the test of time on the small 
screen, featuring Penn and Teller, 
Derren Brown, David Blaine, Paul 
Daniels and Dynamo. (S)(R) 


12.05am SuperCasino 
3.10 Gotham (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
4.00-4.25am House Doctor 

A home in Bournemouth. (S)(SL)(R) 



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6.00am Are You Smarter Than a 10 
Year Old? (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 7.00 Glee 
(S)(R)(HD)(AD) 8.00 The Fantasy 
Football Club 9.00 The FI Show 
10.00 Soccer AM NEW EDITION 

12.00noon WWE Superstars NEW 
EDITION Wrestling news. (HD) 

1.00pm NEW TO SKY1 Middle 
Earth: There and Back Again 

2.00 Last Man Standing Double bill of 
the sitcom. (Series 1 ) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

3.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains 
10/10. The rail employees prepare for 
an awards ceremony. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

4.00 Penguins of Madagascar Special 
Behind the scenes. (S)(R)(HD) 

4.30 Get On Up Special (S)(R)(HD) 

5.00 Portrait Artist of the Year 2014 
6/8. The final heat from Dublin. (S)(R) 



6.00 The Simpsons 

Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Three 
Times: Three stories of revenge. 
Milhouse leads a rebellion. (S)(R) 
6.30 Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie: 
Bart is banned from seeing the 
new Itchy and Scratchy film. (S)(R) 

7.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 

The Grey Man: 8/24. Kensi and 
Deeks look into the murder of a 
homeless man, who is identified 
as a former Marine and CIA agent 
with connections to the Mexican 
cartel. (Series 6) (S)(R)(HD) 

8.00 Hawaii Five-0 

Ka Hanu Malu (Inside Job): 8/22. 
McGarrett gets a shock when 
Aunt Deb returns to the island 
with a new fiance. Guest stars 
Franki Valli. (Series 5) (S)(R)(HD) 


9.00 FILM Alien Resurrection 

Sci-fi horror starring Sigourney 
Weaver. Ripley wakes to discover 
she is a clone, created by 
geneticists to resurrect the alien 
growing inside her when she died. 
(S) (1997, 15, llOmin) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANGUAGE ••• 


11.10 A League of Their Own (S)(R) 
(HD)(AD) 12.10am Hawaii Five-0 
(S)(R)(HD) 1.10 NCIS: Los Angeles 
(S)(R)(HD) 2.00 The Smoke (S)(R) 
(HD)(AD) 2.00 The Smoke (S)(R) 
(HD)(AD) 4.00 Crash Test Dummies 
(S)(R)(HD) 4.30 Crash Test Dummies 
(S)(R)(HD) 5.00 Crash Test Dummies 
(S)(R)(HD) 5.30-6.00am Crash 


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SCOTLAND 

Sky 951 , Virgin 862, Freesat 960 

4.30-5.10pm 

Sportscene Results 

N. IRELAND 

Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957 

5.00-5.10pm Final Score 
from Northern Ireland 

WALES 

Sky 952, Virgin 864, Freesat 964 

No variations 


BBC2 


SCOTLAND 

Sky 970, Freesat 970 

5.30pm Secrets of the 
Castle with Ruth, Peter and 
Tom 6.30 Eorpa 7.00- 
8.00pm The Home That 
Two Built SERIES FINALE 


N. IRELAND 

Sky 972, Freesat 969 

7.00pm Dad's Army 
7.30-8.00 The Will of the 
People 8.30 NEW Proms 
in the Park 2014 9.30 The 
Blame Game 10.00 
Tomorrow's Worlds: The 
Unearthly History of 
Science Fiction SERIES 
FINALE 11.00pm-12.35am 
FILM Moon (2009, 15, 
95min) ★★★★ 

WALES 

Sky 971, Freesat 971 

1.20-2.05pm A Place 
to Call Home 6.00 Flog 
It! 7.00-8.00pm The 
Home That Two Built 

SERIES FINALE 


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7.00pm Doctor Who The 

Snowmen: Christmas special 
from 2012. The Doctor retires 
to Victorian London after 
losing his friends, but an icy 
threat to the world and a 
plucky governess draw him 
back into action. (HD)(AD) 


8.00 Top Gear Festive edition 
from 2010. The hosts drive the 
Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG, the 
Porsche 911 GT3 RS and the 
Ferrari 458 Italia along 
America’s East Coast. (HD) 


9.10 Sherlock The Sign of 
Three: 2/3. The detective is 
kept busy as best man on 
John and Mary's wedding day 
- but it soon turns out his 
duties involve stopping a killer 
who is stalking the reception. 
(Series 3) (HD)(AD) 


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7.00pm Ice Age Giants 3/3 

Alice Roberts investigates the 
reasons why certain species 
became extinct as the world 
warmed up. (HD)(AD) 

8.00 Sex and Sensibility: 
The Allure of Art Nouveau 

3/3. Stephen Smith explores 
the development of the 
'jugendstil' aesthetic in 
Vienna and explains how it 
revolutionised the city’s art 
and architecture. (HD)(AD) 

9.00 Inspector Montalbano 

The Wings of the Sphinx: 6/12. 
The detective tries to identify 
a woman who was found shot 
in the face on a beach and 
uncovers links between the 
murder victim and a charity 
with connections to the 
Church. Subtitled. (Series 2) 


10.40 Live at the Apollo 

3/6. Frankie Boyle introduces 
stand-up routines by Simon 
Evans and Aisling Bea. (HD) 
11.10pm-12.55am Family Guy 
(HD) 12.55am American Dad! 
(HD) 1.20 Some Girls (HD) 1.45 
Sweat the Small Stuff (HD) 2.15 
Live at the Apollo (HD) 2.45 
In Deep (HD) 3.00-4.00am 
How Safe Are My Drugs? (HD) 


10.50 The Richest Songs 
in the World Mark Radcliffe 
presents a countdown of the 
10 songs that have earned the 
most money of all time. (HD) 
12.20am Sounds of the Sixties: 
Recalling the decade. 1.20 Top 
of the Pops: 1979 1.55 Ice Age 
Giants (HD)(AD) 2.55-3.55am 
Sex and Sensibility: The Allure 
of Art Nouveau (SL)(AD) 



6.00am Ashley Roberts: The Hot 
Desk (HD) 6.10 Emmerdale (SL) 
(HD) 8.50 Coronation Street 
(HD)(AD) 11.20 The Cube: 
Celebrity Special (HD) 12.20pm 
You've Been Framed! 12.50 
FILM Twins: Action comedy 
starring Arnold Schwarzenegger 
and Danny DeVito. (HD)(AD) 
(1988, PG, 107min) ★★★★ 

3.00 FILM Secret Santa: Seasonal 
comedy starring Jennie Garth 
and Steven Eckholdt. (HD) 
(2003, PG, 85min) ★★ 4.50 
You've Been Framed at 
Christmas! Harry Hill narrates a 
double bill of festive bloopers. 

7.00 FILM Pearl Harbor 

World War Two romantic 
drama starring Ben Affleck, 
Josh Hartnett and Kate 
Beckinsale. Two US air force 
pilots fall in love with the same 
nurse just before the Japanese 
bombing of the American fleet 
in Hawaii in 1941 brings their 
country into World War Two. 
(HD)(AD) (2001, 12, 183min) ★ 


10.35 The Xtra Factor NEW 

EDITION Sarah-Jane Crawford 
interviews the contestants, 
offering her commiserations to 
the act who failed to reach the 
second part of the final. (HD) 

11.35 Celebrity Juice: Christmas 
Special: With guests Susanna 
Reid, Paddy McGuinness, 
Professor Green and Joey Essex. 
(HD) 12.35am The X Factor 
(HD) 2.35-2.45am Nicole 
Scherzinger: The Hot Desk (HD) 


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6.00am My Fair Wedding (HD) 
6.50 Rules of Engagement (HD) 
7.40-11.00 How I Met Your 
Mother: Back-to-back episodes. 
(HDXAD) 11.00am-1.00pm 
Melissa & Joey (HD) 1.00pm 
FILM First Daughter: Comedy. 
(HD) (2004, PG, 106min) ★★ 

3.15 Rude(ish) Tube Shorts 3.30 
Made in Chelsea (HD) 4.35 
Melissa & Joey (HD) 5.30 Howl 
Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 6.30 
The Big Bang Theory (HD)(AD) 

7.00 The Big Bang Theory 

11/24. The gang reflects on 
how much Sheldon has 
changed their lives. (HD)(AD) 
7.30 12/24. Penny makes an 
important decision. (HD)(AD) 
8.00 13/24. Sheldon is forced 
to take a holiday. (HD)(AD) 
8.30 14/24. The guys buy 
fake tickets for the Comic- 
Con. (Series 7) (HD)(AD) 

9.00 FILM The Mechanic 

Action thriller starring Jason 
Statham, Ben Foster and 
Donald Sutherland. An 
assassin seeks to avenge the 
murder of his mentor (HD) 
(AD) (2011, 15, 92min) ★★ 


10.50 Rude Tube 5/8 

Some of the most dangerous 
stunts on the internet. (HD) 
11.55 The Inbetweeners (AD) 
1.05-3.1 5am The Cleveland 
Show (HD) 3.15 Rules of 
Engagement (HD) 4.00 
Happy Endings (HDXAD) 4.45- 
6.00am The 100 (HDXAD) 


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6.00- 8.00am RSPCA Animal 
Rescue 8.00 Emergency 
Abroad (HD) 10.00 Border 
Security: Canada's Front 
Line: Double bill. (HD) 

11.00 The Biggest Loser USA: 
Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm 
Four Weddings 2.00 Border 
Security: Canada's Front 
Line: Double bill. (HD) 

3.00- 7.00 Nothing to Declare: 
Back-to-back editions of the 
series following the work of 
customs officers in Australia. 



3.00 Nothing to Declare 


7.00-9.00 Nothing to 
Declare Further back- 
to-back editions of 
the series following the 
work of customs officers 
at Australia's airports. 


9.00 Criminal Minds The 

Boys of Sudworth Place: 
8/24. The agents look 
into the disappearance 
of a prominent Boston 
attorney. (Series 10) (HD) 

10.00 The Company: 
20/24. (Series 7) (HD) 

11.00 Criminal Minds (HD) 
1.00am Nothing to Declare 

2.00 Inside: The Prison Code 

3.00 Motorway Patrol 3.30 
Border Security: Canada's 
Front Line (HD) 4.20 The 
Real A&E (HD) 5.10-6.00am 
Nothing to Declare 


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6.00am-12.00noon My 

Kitchen Rules: Australia: 
Back-to-back editions. 

12.00noon-4.00pm 

Million Dollar Listing: NYC: 
Back-to-back editions. 

4.00-6.00pm Chopper 
Squad: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 
6.00 Dating in the Dark 

7.00 Four Weddings 

8.00 The Real A&E A man 
is admitted after shooting 
himself in the back. 

9.00 NY Med A banker 
undergoes surgery. 

10.00 Sun, Sea and 
A&E: South Africa 

A man and his dog are 
involved in a collision. 

11.00 Inside Gatwick 

12.00m't Sexcetera 
1.00am The Steve Wilkos 
Show 1.50 Maury 2.40 
Dog Patrol 3.30 Ghost 
Hunters 4.20-6.00am 
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SKY 108 

HD 108/228 


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6.00am Cleverdicks (HD) 7.00 
The Guest Wing (HD) 8.00 
Seinfeld (HD) 9.00 Smash 
(HD) 11.00 The Mortified 
Sessions: Double bill. (HD) 
12.00noon Networks of Power 
with Sir Christopher Meyer 
(HD) 1.00pm Urban Secrets 
(HD) 2.00 The British (HD) 
3.00-6.00 Blue Bloods (HD) 
6.00 Urban Secrets: 5/8. 

A journey between famous 
London markets Smithfields 
and Spitalfields. (HD) 



2.00 The British 


7.00 Without a Trace 

Prodigy: 4/24. A musical 
prodigy disappears on 
the night of a concert, 
taking her valuable 
violin with her. (HD) 

8.00 Sons and Daughters: 
6/24. A boy disappears, 
and his faltering 
relationship with his 
girlfriend could hold the 
key. (Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 The Newsroom Oh 

Shenandoah: 5/6. Will 
continues to conceal the 
name of Neal’s source, 
while Jim and Maggie try 
to make the best of 
being stranded at an 
airport. (Series 3) (HD) 

10.15 The Knick(HD) 11.15 
Falcon (HD) 12.15am David 
Attenborough's Galapagos 
(HD) 1.15 Urban Secrets (HD) 

2.15 Curb Your Enthusiasm 
2.50 The Sopranos (HD) 

4.00 The Devil's Dinner Party: 
Game show. (HD) 5.00- 
6.00am Fish Town (HD) 


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7.10am Goodnight Sweetheart 
8.15 To the Manor Born 8.55 
Keeping Up Appearances 
10.00 Last of the Summer 
Wine 10.40 One Foot in the 
Algarve 12.45pm Last of 
the Summer Wine 1.25 
Goodnight Sweetheart 2.35 
To the Manor Born 3.20 
Keeping Up Appearances 
4.30 Last of the Summer 
Wine 5.10 Only Fools and 
Horses 5.50 My Family 
Christmas Special 



6.55 One Foot in the 
Algarve Victor and 
Margaret encounter 
more than just sea and 
sand on a holiday in 
Portugal in this feature- 
length special from 1993. 
Guest starring Joan Sims 
and Peter Cook. 


9.00 Porridge Festive 
special from 1976. Fletch 
is caught making booze 
in his cell and the con 
seems certain to spend 
Christmas in solitary. 

10.00 The Royle Family 
Special: Joe's Crackers 

Festive special from 2010. 

11.15 Absolutely Fabulous 11.55 
Harry Enfield and His Yule 
Log Chums 12.50am The 
Royle Family Special: Joe's 
Crackers 1.55 Harry Enfield 
and His Yule Log Chums 
2.40-4.00am 'Alio 'Alio! 


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VIRGIN 128 
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7.10am Rocket City Rednecks 
(HD) 8.00 Top Gear 10.00 
Storage Hunters (HD) 11.00 
American Pickers (HD) 
12.00noon Lizard Lick Towing 
(HD) 1.00pm Man v Food: 
Double bill. (HD) 2.00 
Storage Hunters (HD) 
3.00-7.00 Red Dwarf: Back- 
to-back episodes, including 
at: 6.20 Back to Reality: 

6/6. The crew discovers 
their time on Red Dwarf 
was only a game. (Series 5) 



7.00 Storage Hunters 

Lori and Kashuna bid 
for a vintage car. (HD) 
7.30 Items include 
some vintage military 
equipment. (HD) 

8.00 Ql XL Stephen Fry is 
joined by Bill Bailey, 

Eddie Izzard, Danny 
Baker and regular 
panellist Alan Davies for 
the comedy quiz. (HD) 

9.00 Have I Got a Bit 
More News for You 

David Mitchell hosts a 
2013 edition of the news 
quiz, with Cathy Newman 
and Danny Baker. 

10.00 Mock the Week 

A Christmas 2013 edition 
of the comedy quiz. 
10.40 Highlights from 
the show's 10th series. 

11.20 Mock the Week 
12.00m't-3.30am Red 

Dwarf: Back-to-back 
episodes. 3.30-4.00am 
Frank Skinner's Opinionated 


6.00am UK Border Force 

7.00 Joanna Lumley's 
Little Cracker 7.30 Omid 
Djalili's Little Cracker 

8.00 Road Wars 9.00 
Emergency with Angela 
Griffin 10.00 Greatest 
Little Britons: Show Ponies 

11.00 Dog the Bounty 
Hunter 11.30 Airline 
12.00noon Nothing to 
Declare 1.00pm Alison 
Steadman's Little Cracker 
1.30 Interstellar: Nolan's 
Odyssey 2.00-6.00 
Stargate SG-1 (Series 6) 

7.00 WWE Superstars 

8.00 A League of Their 
Own With Micky Flanagan. 

9.00 Modern Family 
9.30 Trollied (Series 4) 

10.00 An Idiot Abroad 

11.00 Arrow 12.00m't 
Ross Kemp: Extreme 
World 1.00am XIII 

2.00 Brit Cops: War on 
Crime 3.00 Road Wars 
5.00-6.00am Obese: 

A Year to Save My Life 


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6.00am Nothing to 
Declare 7.00 Motorway 
Patrol 8.00 60 Minute 
Makeover 11.00 Road 
Wars 12.00noon- 
2.00pm Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line 
2.00pm Animal House 

3.00 UK Border Force 

5.00 Monkey Life 6.00 
Farscape (Series 1 ) 

7.05 Farscape Family 
Ties: 22/22. (Series 1 ) 

8.10 Dog Squad 

9.10 Night Cops Officers 
deal with a reckless driver 
10.10 The Chief 
Constable of north Wales 
deals with a drunk man. 

11.10 Night Cops 12.10am 
Road Wars 1.10 Real 
Interrogations 2.10 
Battlestar Galactica 3.00 
Special Forces 4.00 
Nothing to Declare 
5.00-6.00am Sixth 
Sense with Colin Fry 


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6.00am Judge Judy 6.40 
Agatha Christie's Marple 8.45 
Columbo: Troubled Waters 
(HD) 10.50 The Darling Buds 
of May (HD) 1.00pm A Touch 
of Frost: Keys to the Car. 

3.00 Agatha Christie's Marple: 
Nemesis: The spinster sleuth 
is sent on a mysterious 
mission. (HD) 5.00 
The Secret of Chimneys: 

A weekend party at a country 
house is marred by the 
discovery of a body (HD) 



7.00 Rosemary & Thyme 

Three Legs Good: 

Laura and Rosemary 
investigate when a 
psychiatrist’s body is 
found in Regent's Park. 

8.00 Doc Martin Old 
Dogs: 1/8. Dr Ellingham 
visits an elderly patient, 
but ends up having 

to contend with her 
irate son. (Series 2) 

9.00 Foyle's War The 

Cage: The detective's 
investigation into the 
death of a nameless 
Russian leads to a 
mysterious military facility 
run by a respected 
colonel with an 
impeccable record. (HD) 

11.00 A Touch of Frost: Close 
Encounters: An autistic 
teenager is arrested for 
murder -triggering a chain 
of tragic events. 1.00am 
Bomb Girls (HD) 1.50- 
2.00am Movies Now (HD) 


SKY 109 

HD 109/245 


VIRG124 
HD 191 


6.1 0-1 1.00am The Dog 

Hotel (HD) 11.00am- 
4.00pm Cars, Cops and 
Criminals: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 

4.00pm Wild Things with 
Dominic Monaghan 
NEW EDITION (HD) 
5.00 John Torode's 
Australia (HD) 6.00 
Iceland Foods: Life in the 
Freezer Cabinet (HD) 

7.00 Jonathan Creek 

8.00 The Funny Side of 
Christmas The TV world's 
yuletide traditions. 

9.00 Doctor Who 
The Next Doctor 

10.20 The Strain (HD) 

11.20 Dangerman: The 
Incredible Mr Goodwin 
(HD) 12.20am 
Paranormal Witness (HD) 
1.10 Junior MasterChef 
Australia 2.35-3.00am 
Betty White's Off Their 
Rockers (HD) 


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HD 132/247 


VIRG 130 
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7.10am The Closer (HD) 

9.00 Murdoch Mysteries 
(HD) 10.00 Miss Fisher's 
Murder Mysteries (HD) 

11.00 New Tricks (HD) 
12.00noon Inspector 
George Gently (HD) 

2.00pm Murdoch 
Mysteries (HD) 3.00 Miss 
Fisher's Murder Mysteries 
(HD) 4.00 New Tricks 
(HD) 6.00 Inspector 
George Gently (HD) 

8.00 Murdoch Mysteries 
The Spy Who Came Up to 
the Cold: 15/18. The US 
president is assassinated. 
(Series 7) (HD) 

9.00 New Tricks The One 
That Got Away: The 
hunt for a serial killer 
forces Sandra to rethink 
her career. (HD) 

10.00 Taggart 11.30 
Silent Witness (HD) 
1.40-4.00am The 
Closer: Double bill. (HD) 


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6.00am Black Gold (HD) 7.25 
Motorsport UK (HD) 8.25 GT 
Academy: History Of (HD) 
8.55 Bundesliga Football 
Highlights (HD) 9.55 UEFA 
Champions League Weekly 
(HD) 10.25 Kojak (HD) 

11.25 Alias Smith and Jones 
12.30pm FILM Paths of Glory 
(HD) (1957 b/w, PG, 86min) 
★★★★★ 2.20 FILM Captain 
Newman MD (HD) (1963, 

PG, 126min) ★★ 5.00 LIVE 
FIA Formula E Championship: 
The Punta del Este ePrix. (HD) 



7.30 FILM Licence to Kill 

Spy adventure starring 
Timothy Dalton as British 
secret service agent 007. 
James Bond pursues a 
personal vendetta 
against a drugs baron. 
With Carey Lowell. (HD) 
(1989, 15, 133min) ★★★ 

SEX ••€ VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


10.15 FILM Scarface 

Crime thriller starring 
Al Pacino. (HD) (1983, 

18, 163min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

1.35am Alias Smith and Jones: 
The Reformation of Harry 
Briscoe. 2.40-2. 50am Movies 
Now: News and reviews. (HD) 


ITV ENCORE 


SKY 123 

HD 123/263 


9.00am-12.00noon 

Beauty and the Geek 

12.00noon The Only 
Way Is Essexmas (HD) 

I. 00-5.00pm Millionaire 
Matchmaker: Back- 
to-back editions. (HD) 
5.00 Dinner Date (HD) 

7.00 Dallas Cowboys 
Cheerleaders SERIES 
FINALE Kelli and Judy 
face making some 
tough decisions. 

7.45 Nicole Scherzinger: 
The Hot Desk (HD) 

8.00 Vanderpump Rules 
The cast reunites to 
reflect on the series' 
biggest dramas. (HD) 

9.00 The Real 
Housewives of Miami 
The wives encounter a 
new set of socialites. (HD) 

10.00 Bridezillas (HD) 

II. 00 Million Dollar Listing 
12.00m't-12.55am The 
Jeremy Kyle Show USA 

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6.00am The Encore Hour 
12.00noon Robin of 
Sherwood 12.55pm 
Upstairs, Downstairs 

I. 50 Maigret 3.45 
Dandelion Dead 6.00 
Crime Stories (HD) 

7.00 Agatha Christie's 
Poirot The Labours of 
Hercules: Poirot's quest 
to find a missing maid 
leads to a very personal 
showdown. (HD) 

9.00 A Mother's Son 1/2. 
Crime drama starring 
Hermione Norris and 
Martin Clunes. (HD) 
10.00 2/2. Rosie's 
distress affects her family 
life, while David fears 
their son Jamie may have 
fallen under the influence 
of a violent dropout. (HD) 

II. 00 Scott & Bailey (HD) 
12.05am Band of Gold 
1.10 The Poison Tree 
(HD) 2.05 Dandelion 
Dead 4.00-6.00am 
The Encore Hour 


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COMEDY CENTRAL 


SKY 112 

HD 112/205 


VIRGIN 132 
HD 181 


8.00am The Middle: Double 
bill (HD) 9.00am-6.00pm 

Friends: Back-to-back 
episodes of the sitcom. (HD) 
6.00pm The Middle: 24/24. The 
Hecks arrive at Disney World, 
but a series of misfortunes 
threatens to ruin the trip for 
everyone. (Series 5) (HD) 
6.30 Friends: 6/18. Ross learns 
that his love rival is overseeing 
a grant he desperately 
needs. Guest stars Greg 
Kinnear (Series 10) (HD) 



7.00 Friends 9/24. Phoebe 
learns the truth about 
her father (Series 2) (HD) 

7.30 Two and a Half Men 
11/23. Walden lands a 
job. (Series 10) (HD) 

8.00 Impractical Jokers 
The jokers pose as 
puppy salesmen. (HD) 
8.30 The jokers try to 
fundraise for some 
bizarre charities. (HD) 

9.00 Jeff Dunham's 
Very Special Christmas 
Special The ventriloquist 
performs a festive routine, 
featuring appearances 
by some of his most 
popular characters. (HD) 


10.50 Live at the Apollo (HD) 
11.50 Jackass 12.50- 
2.50am South Park: Back- 
to-back episodes. (HD) 2.50 
The King of Queens (HD) 
3.45 Two and a Half Men 
(HD) 4.35-5.00am Frasier 


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Saturday 


SYFY 


6.00am Dinotopia: New 
Horizons 8.00 Teleshopping 

11.00 Defiance (HD) 
12.00noon FILM The Librarian: 

Quest for the Spear (HD) 
(2004, PG, 90min) ★★★ 
2.00pm FILM The Librarian 
II: Return to King Solomon's 
Mines: Fantasy adventure. 
(2006, PG, 90min) ★★★ 
4.00 FILM The Librarian III: The 
Curse of the Judas Chalice 
(2008, PG, 95min) ★★ 

6.00 The Librarians (HD) 



9.50 I, Robot 


The Librarians 

(started at 6.00pm) 


8.00 FILM LA Apocalypse 

Sci-fi disaster drama 
starring Gina Holden. 

A man searches for his 
kidnapped girlfriend 
in a city that is about 
to be destroyed by 
volcanic activity. (HD) 
(2014, 15, HOmin) ★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

9.50 FILM I, Robot 

Sci-fi thriller starring 
Will Smith. (HD) (2004, 
12, 115min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.20am FILM Renegade 
Justice: Revenge thriller (HD) 
(2007,18, 95min) ★★ 2.20 
Destination Truth (HD) 3.20 
Todd & the Book of Pure Evil 
(HD) 4.00-6.00am FILM 
Independence Daysaster 
(HD) (2013, 15, 120min) ★★ 


M0RE4 

SKY 138 

HD138/231 

VIR 147 

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UNIVERSAL 


SKY 113 

HD 113/204 


VIRGIN 

137 


8.55am Jamie's Family 
Christmas (HD) 9.35 Kirstie's 
Crafty Christmas (HD) 
10.35am-1.10pm Celebrity 
Come Dine with Me: 

Christmas Special (HD) 
1.10-3.50pm Four in a Bed: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 
3.50 FILM It's a Wonderful Life: 
Fantasy drama starring James 
Stewart. (HD) (1946, b/w, 

U, 125min) ★★★★★ 6.30 
The Floods That Foiled New 
Year: Caught on Camera (HD) 


6.00am Numb3rs (HD) 7.00 
Teleshopping 8.00 Motive 
(HD) 10.00 Major Crimes 
(HD) 12.00noon-4.00pm 

Law & Order: Back-to-back 
episodes. (Series 14) (HD) 
4.00-7.00pm NCIS: Once a 
Hero: 8/24. As 8.00pm. (HD) 

5.00 Twisted Sister: 9/24. 
McGee's sister believes she 
has killed someone. (HD) 

6.00 Smoked: 10/24. The FBI 
tries to seize control of an 
investigation. (Series 4) (HD) 


t > 

3.50 It's a Wonderful.. 


7.35 The Year Britain 
Froze A look back at the 
cold snap that caused 
the nation to grind to a 
halt in December 2010. 


8.40 Britain's Most 
Extreme Weather 

Alex Beresford finds out 
if British winters are 
going to get colder. (HD) 

9.45 8 Out of 10 Cats 
Does Countdown With 
James Corden, Jack Dee 
and Joe Lycett. (HD) 


10.50 8 Out of 10 Cats 
Christmas Special (HD) 11.55 
The Naked Village (HD) 
12.55am The World's Most 
Extreme (HD) 2.00 8 Out of 
10 Cats Does Countdown (HD) 
3.05-4.00am Time Team 


7.00 NCIS Sandblast: 

7/24. The team tries 
to ascertain whether 
terrorists were responsible 
for a fatal explosion at 

a golf course. (HD) 

8.00 Once a Hero: 8/24. 
A former Marine falls to 
his death from a balcony, 
and investigations lead to 
the discovery of another 
body. (Series 4) (HD) 

9.00 Law & Order: 
Special Victims Unit 

Tortured: 16/25. A 
Tibetan woman who was 
tortured in her homeland 
is found murdered. (HD) 

10.00 Privilege: 

17/25. A film student 
apparently commits 
suicide. (Series 4) (HD) 


11.00pm-4.00am Law & 

Order: Special Victims Unit: 
Back-to-back episodes. (HD) 

4.00-6.00am Harry's Law: 
Double bill. (Series 2) (HD) 


FOX 


SKY 124 

HD 124/188 


VIRGIN 157 
HD 158 


8.00- 1 0.00am Cops: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 

10.00am-3.00pm Burn 
Notice: Back-to-back 
episodes. (Series 5&6) (HD) 

3.00- 7.00pm NCIS: Cracked: 
6/24. (HD) (HD) 4.00 Broken 
Arrow: 7/24. (HD) (HD) 5.00 
Enemies Foreign: 8124. The 
team is ordered to protect 
Ziva's father (HD) (HD) 6.00 
Enemies Domestic: 9/24. The 
safe house is attacked and Eli 
goes missing. (Series 8) (HD) 

II 


7.00 NCIS False Witness: 
10/24. The agents search 
for a missing navy officer 
scheduled to testify in 

a forthcoming murder 
trial. (Series 8) (HD) 

8.00 American Dad! Stan 
prays for a friend, but his 
new pal is an atheist. 

8.30 Francine's adoptive 
parents visit for an 
unannounced holiday. 

9.00-10.30 Family Guy 

Brian and Jillian decide 
to move in together. 

9.30 Joe ditches his 
current friends after he 
gets a leg transplant. 

10.00 Ryan Reynolds 
moves to Qua hog. (HD) 

10.30 American Dad! (HD) 

11.00 The Cleveland Show 
(HD) 11.30 Maron (HD) 
12.00m't American Dad! 
Double bill. 1.00am Family 
Guy 2.00 American Dad! 

3.00 Family Guy 4.00- 
5.00am American Dad! 


6.00am Highlights 8.00 Mega 
Art (HD) 9.00 COI Design for 
Today (HD) 9.30 Portrait 
Artist of the Year 2014 (HD) 
10.30 Monty Python: Almost 
the Truth - The BBC Lawyer's 
Cut (HD) 11.45 Supertramp: 
Live in Paris '79 1.45pm The 
Great Culture Quiz (HD) 

2.45 In Confidence (HD) 3.45 
FILM Visions of Light: The Art 
of Cinematography (1993, 

PG) ★★★★ 5.30 Hollywood: 
Singing and Dancing 6.45 
Cave Digger (HD) 


CBS ACTION 


9.00am-12.00noon Star 
Trek: Triple bill. (Series 2) 
12.00noon NCIS 2.00pm 
The High Chaparral 4.00 
Gunsmoke 6.00 Walker, 
Texas Ranger (Series 9) 

7.00 Walker, Texas 
Ranger Retribution: 8/24. 
The Rangers hunt for a 
serial killer who murders 
federal agents. (Series 9) 

8.00 SOF: Special Ops 
Force Wild Card: 1/17. 
Trout is left a cryptic 
message. (Series 2) 

9.00 CSI Bloodlines: 23/23. 
Sara deals with being 
overlooked for promotion 
by drinking. (Series 4) 

10.00 Flashpoint Scorpio: 
1/13. A deranged 
gunman takes a hostage 
at rush hour. (Series 1 ) 

11.00 Flashpoint 12.00m't 
Star Trek: The Next 
Generation 2.00am 
Deadwood 4.05- 
6.00am Walker, Texas 
Ranger: Double bill. 


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8.00am FILM A Diva's 
Christmas Carol: Musical. 
(2000, 12, 85min) ★ 

10.00 Touched by an 
Angel 12.00noon The 
Defenders 3.00pm Taxi 
4.00-7.20 Judge Judy: 
Back-to-back editions. 

7.20-9.00 Judge Judy 
Further back-to-back 
editions of real-life 
small-claims cases. 

9.00 Unsolved Mysteries 
The cases of a student 
who disappeared without 
trace and a news 
producer who learned 
some surprising secrets 
concerning his adoption. 

10.00 A murder victim 
who seemingly possessed 
a co-worker so she 
could name her killer. 
Plus, the story of a rare 
white buffalo calf. 

11.00pm-1.45am Jerry 
Springer 1.45am 
Unsolved Mysteries 
3.30-5.00am Taxi 


9.00am Kirstie's Home for 
Christmas (HD) 10.00 
Nigella Bites Christmas 
Special 11.00am- 
1.30pm Jamie's 15 
Minute Meals (HD) 
1.30-4.00pm Come Dine 
with Me (HD) 4.00-7.00 
A Place in the Sun: Home 
or Away: Triple bill. (HD) 

7.00 Jamie's Cracking 
Christmas Jamie Oliver 
prepares his favourite 
festive dishes. (HD) 

8.00 Posh Pawn 

A bumper-car collector 
turns up offering an 
impromptu test drive. (HD) 

9.00 Skint People living 
in poverty in Grimsby. 

10.00 Gogglebox: Double 
bill.12.05am One Born 
Every Minute (HD) 

1.05 24 Hours in A&E 
(HD) 2.05 Ramsay's 
Kitchen Nightmares USA 

3.05 America's Fugitive 
Family (HD) 4.00- 
5.00am Homeland (HD) 


12.00noon Access 
12.15pm My Name Is Earl 
12.45 Ransom for a 
Dead Man 2.45 Columbo: 
Publish or Perish: Mystery. 

4.05 FILM Cromwell: 
Historical epic starring 
Richard Harris. (1970, 

PG, 141 min) ★★★ 

7.00 FILM Run Silent, Run 
Deep Military drama set 
on board a World War 
Two US submarine, 
starring Burt Lancaster 
and Clark Gable. (1958, 
b/w, U, 90min) ★★★ 

9.00 Law & Order: 

Special Victims Unit 
Lost Traveller: 9/23. 

A Romany boy goes 
missing. (Series 13) 

10.00 Castle Cops and 
Robbers: 7/23. Martha 
and Castle are held 
hostage. (Series 4) 

11.00 The Mentalist 1.00- 
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Teen Wolf: Teen werewolf 
comedy. (1985, PG, 
90min) ★★★ 3.05 FILM 

Happy Feet: Animated 
musical comedy. (2006, 
U, 108min) ★★★★ 

5.15 FILM Alvin and the 
Chipmunks: Chipwrecked: 
Family comedy sequel. 
(2011, U, 87min) ★★ 
7.00-10.00 Police 
Interceptors Officers 
chase a serial offender 

8.00 Angus and Sean 
try to save a man's life. 

9.00 Officers face one of 
Cumbria's most alcohol- 
fuelled nights of the year 

10.00pm-12.00m't 
FILM Alien Hunter Sci-fi 
thriller starring James 
Spader as a linguistics 
expert sent to Antarctica 
to help decipher a signal 
from an alien artefact. 
(2003, 15, 88min) ★★★ 


7.30 Christmas Window 
Live NEW EDITION (HD) 
7.45 South Bank 
Masterclasses: 

Ashley Banjo (HD) 

8.00 Classic Albums 
Special Exploring the 
success of Duran Duran's 
album Rio, featuring 
interviews with members 
of the band. (HD) 

9.00 Duran Duran: 

A Diamond in the Mind 

A 2011 concert by the 
band at Manchester 
Arena, featuring 
performances of hits 
including Planet Earth, 
Rio, A View to a Kill and 
Ordinary World. (HD) 


11.00 Pet Shop Boys - Live at 
the 02 12.00m't Rewind 
2014 (HD) 2.00am The 
Christmas Window Live 
(HD) 2.15 Yes Acoustic: 
Guaranteed No Hiss 3.00 
Classic Albums Special (HD) 
4.00-6.00am Duran Duran: 
A Diamond in the Mind (HD) 


SKY ARTS 2 


6.00am FILM God Bless 
the Child: Drama. (1987 
15, 93min) ★★ 8.00am- 
1.00pm Little House on 
the Prairie 1.00pm FILM 
A Recipe for a Perfect 
Christmas: Comedy. 
(2005, PG, 120min) ★★ 

3.00 FILM A Hobo's 
Christmas: Drama. (1987, 
U, 120min) ★★ 5.00 
FILM Christmas on 
Division Street: Drama. 
(1991, PG, 93min) ★★★ 

7.00 FILM The Christmas 
Card Romantic drama 
starring John Newton. 
(2006, PG, 84min) ★★ 

9.00 Belonging Drama 
starring Brenda Blethyn 
and Kevin Whately. 

11.00 FILM If Looks Could 
Kill: Fact-based drama. 
(1997,15, 86min) ★★ 
1.00-3.00am FILM 
Author! Author! Comedy. 
(1982, PG, 105min) ★★ 




6.00am The Prime of Miss 
Jean Brodie 7.00 Oliver 
Twist 8.00 From Vienna 
to Broadway (HD) 10.00 
Great Entertainers: The 
Show Stoppers (HD) 

11.00 The South Bank 
Show (HD) 12.00noon 
The War of the Volcanoes 
(HD) 1.00pm Dean 
Martin: A Legend in 
Concert 2.00 II Divo: Live 
in London (HD) 3.15 
Shakespeare's Globe 
(HD) 4.15 The Tempest 
(HD) 7.00 The South 
Bank Show (HD) 8.00 
Andre Rieu in Wonderland 
(HD) 10.30 Quincy 
Jones: Live in '60: Two 
concerts in Europe. 

12.15am Chris de Burgh & 
Band: Footsteps - Live in 
Concert (HD) 1.30 Andre 
Rieu: Waltz with Me (HD) 

2.00 Andre Rieu in 
Wonderland (HD) 4.30 
Tales of the Unexpected 
5.00-6.00am The South 
Bank Show (HD) 


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6.00-8.00am How It's Made: 
Back-to-back editions. 

8.00 Property Wars (HD) 

9.00 Auction Hunters: Pawn 
Shop Edition (HD) 10.00 
Destroyed in Seconds 11.00 
World's Strangest (HD) 

12.00noon Breaking Magic 
(HD) 1.00pm Myth busters 
(HD) 2.00 How Do They Do 
It? (HD) 3.00 How It's Made 
(HD) 4.00 Food Factory (HD) 

5.00 Raging Planet (HD) 

6.00 Rat Busters NYC (HD) 


ANIMAL PLANET 


SKY 523 

HD 523/562 


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6.00am Too Cute! (HD) 
8.00am-7.00pm Animal 
Cops Houston: Back-to-back 
editions, including at: 4.00pm 
The team receives a report of 
50 animals being held at the 
home of a suspected hoarder. 
(HD) 5.00 SPCA investigators 
have a fight on their hands to 
enter the home of an owner 
who is overbreeding his dogs. 
(HD) 6.00 More than 200 
Rottweilers are rescued 
from a breeding facility. (HD) 


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8.00- 1 1.00am Highway Thru 
Hell: Triple bill. (HD) 11.00 
Indestructible Megastructures: 
Double bill of the series. (HD) 

1.00- 4.00pm Ultimate Airport 
Dubai: Triple bill. (HD) 4.00 
Air Crash Investigation: 

An engine failure in Qantas 
Flight 32 in 2010. (HD) 5.00 
How a captain saved a plane 
from disaster in 2002. (HD) 

6.00 Yukon Gold: Four mining 
crews in Canada try to 
make themselves rich. (HD) 


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8.00am-6.00pm Ice Road 
Truckers: Back-to-back 
editions, including at: 4.00pm 
Darrell's calls in a surprising 
reinforcement. (HD) 5.00 
Art gets some unexpected 
help on a trip north, and 
Todd hits a road block. (HD) 
6.00pm The Curse of Oak 
Island: A visitor to the island 
explains his theory about the 
treasure, and offers to lead 
Rick and Marty to where he 
believes it is hidden. (HD) 



6.15am The Great Train 
Robbery’s Missing Mastermind? 

7.00 Town with Nicholas 
Crane 8.00 The Queen 
and Her Prime Ministers 

9.00 Alexander's Lost World 
10.00am-2.00pm WWII: 
Countdown to Victory: 
Back-to-back editions. 
2.00-5.00pm Flog It! Triple bill. 

5.00 Coast 6.00 Who Do 
You Think You Are? Actress 
Minnie Driver researches 
her father's background. 


9.00am Wonders of Life (HD) 
10.00am-3.00pm Wonders 
of the Solar System: Back- 
to-back editions of the series. 
(HD) 3.00pm Wonders 
of Life: Double bill. (HD) 

5.00 Wonders of the Solar 
System: Professor Brian Cox 
explains the sun's role in 
creating some of Earth's 
most spectacular landscapes. 
(HD) 6.00 Examining the 
physics behind the creation 
of the solar system. (HD) 



7.00 Bear Grylls: Born 
Survivor Bear heads to 
Iceland, where volcanic 
mountains are capable of 
erupting and the extreme 
cold can be lethal. (HD) 

8.00 What Happened 
Next? Double bill 
looking at the scientific 
explanations and 
theories behind jaw- 
dropping stunts. (HD) 



7.00pm Animal Cops 
Houston The team 
works quickly to save 
the life of a mare that is 
stuck in a muddy creek 
and slowly sinking. (HD) 

8.00 SPCA inspector 
Trisha Price comes 
to the aid of three 
emaciated horses with 
open wounds. (HD) 



7.00 Beyond Magic 
with DMC Drummond 
Money-Coutts explores 
how supernatural powers 
produce some of magic’s 
greatest effects. (HD) 

8.00 Bloody Tales of the 
Tower The Tower of 
London's high-profile 
prisoners, including Anne 
Boleyn, William Seymour 
and Arbella Stuart. (HD) 



7.00 Ice Road Truckers 

A record-breaking 
snowfall leaves most of 
the drivers stranded in 
the wilderness with 
no help in sight. (HD) 

8.00 Down East 
Dickering Tony and 
Codfish buy an old school 
bus, while Clint makes a 
deal to restore an old 
paintball facility. (HD) 



7.00-9.00 Keeping Up 
Appearances Hyacinth 
decides to provide 
Richard with a hobby. 
7.40 Hyacinth develops 
a passion for art, while 
Daddy has a yearning to 
join the Foreign Legion. 
8.20 Hyacinth plans a 
nautical supper aboard a 
cruiser, but events take 
an unexpected turn. 



7.00-10.00 Wonders 
of the Solar System 

How a thin layer of gas 
can create some of the 
most wondrous sights in 
the solar system. (HD) 

8.00 A comparison 
between Earth and 
Mars, which have many 
features in common, but 
differ in terms of their 
ability to sustain life. (HD) 


9.00 Codes and 
Conspiracies NEW 

EDITION The truth 
behind brothels, one of 
society's most clandestine 
institutions. (HD) 

10.00 Last Mysteries of the 
Titanic with James Cameron: 
The film director explores the 
wreckage of the ill-fated liner 
from top to bottom. 12.00m't 
Codes and Conspiracies: 

As shown at 9.00pm. (HD) 
1.00am Rat Busters NYC: 

A garden overrun with rats. 
(HD) 2.00-5.30 Mythbusters: 
Triple bill. (HD) 5.30- 
6.00am How Do They Do It? 


9.00 Monsters Inside Me 

A newly engaged man 
in Illinois mysteriously 
collapses and faces 
organ failure. (HD) 

10.00 Rat Busters NYC: Jimmy 
and Michael face a garden 
that is overrun with rats. (HD) 

11.00 Fatal Attractions (HD) 
12.00m't Monsters Inside Me 
(HD) 1.00am Rat Busters 
NYC: As 10.00pm. (HD) 

2.00 Fatal Attractions (HD) 

3.00 Animal Cops Houston: 
Double bill of the series. (HD) 
4.40 Too Cute! (HD) 5.30- 
6.00am Emergency Vets 


9.00 Britain's Underworld 

An investigation into the 
gangs and smugglers 
who fought for control 
of Essex's ports in the 
1970s and 1980s. (HD) 

10.00 Ku Klux Klan: Behind- 
the-scenes access to the 
extremist group. (HD) 11.00 
King of Coke: Living the High 
Life: The story of a dentist 
who ran one of the biggest 
cocaine rings in America. (HD) 

12.00m't Half Ton World (HD) 
1.00am 21st Century Sex 
Slaves (HD) 2.00-5.00am 
Highway Thru Hell: Triple 
bill of the series. (HD) 


9.00 Pawn Stars The guys 
check out a sword used 
in Masonic rituals. (HD) 
9.30 The team examines 
a painting by ex-boxer 
Muhammad Ali. (HD) 

10.00 Barry'd Treasure: Barry 
Weiss takes a Zamboni ice 
resurfacing machine for 

a test drive. (HD) 10.30 
Barry heads to New Orleans 
for the 101st birthday of 
Kenny's grandmother (HD) 

11.00 American Pickers: Mike 
makes a deal over some 
taxidermy animals. (HD) 
12.00m't-5.00am Pawn Stars: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 


9.00-11.00 Last of the 
Summer Wine Compo 
becomes jealous of local 
athlete Ernie Burniston. 
9.40 Compo sets out 
to become the man of 
Nora Batty's dreams. 
10.20 The trio prepare to 
attend a friend's funeral. 

11.00 Nation on Film NEW 
EDITIONS The story of the 
Munich air disaster. 11.30 
Bobby Charlton tells the story 
of the Munich air disaster. 
12.00m'tThe Fall and Rise 
of Reginald Perrin 1.15- 
3.00am Against the Tide 


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9.00 Professor Brian 
Cox considers whether 
the building blocks of 
life might be found on 
other planets. (HD) 


10.00 Wonders of Life: 
Professor Brian Cox 
investigates the science 
behind the emergence of life. 
(HD) 11.00 Investigating 
how the senses evolved. (HD) 
12.00m't-4.40am Wonders 
of the Solar System: Back- 
to-back editions of the series. 
(HD) 4.40am Wonders of 
Life (HD) 5.30-6.00am 
Outback Rangers (HD) 



6.00am Showdown: 

Air Combat 7.00 Tanks 
9.00am-12.00noon 
Time Team: Triple bill. 
12.00noon-7.00pm 
Classic British Aircraft: 
Back-to-back editions. 
7.00-1 1.00pm Classic 
British Aircraft 
A look at navy fighters. 

7.30 The Gloster Meteor 
and de Havilland Vampire. 

8.00 The Scottish 
Aviation Twin Pioneer. 

8.30 The de Havilland 
Rapide and Avro Anson. 

9.00 The Gloster Gladiator 
and Bristol Blenheim. 

9.30 The Gannet and 
Shackleton military aircraft. 

10.00 A look at the 
Trident and VC10 jetliners. 

10.30 Celebrating the 
Canberra and Nimrod. 


11.00pm-6.00am Classic 
British Aircraft: Further 
back-to-back editions. 


6.00am Tech Toys 360 

7.00 Mythbusters 8.00 
How It's Made 9.00 
How Do They Do It? 

10.00 How Stuff's Made 

11.00 How Tech Works: 
Double bill. 12.00noon- 
7.00pm Food Factory: 
Back-to-back editions. 

7.00pm How Do They 
Do It? Double bill. 

8.00 Prehistoric 
Oversized armadillos 
that roamed Dallas 
millions of years ago. 

9.00 Top Ten Killer Germs 
The work of people who 
destroy deadly viruses. 

10.00 Raging Planet 
The power of lightning. 

11.00 Unravelling the 
Cosmos 12.00m't You 
Have Been Warned: 

The world's longest car 
jump. 1.00-6.00am 
Mind Control Freaks: 
Back-to-back editions. 


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8.00am Monster Fish (HD) 

9.00 Hooked: Monster 
Fishing (HD) 11.00 
Monster Fish (HD) 

I. 00pm Shear Madness 
(HD) 2.00 Monster Fish 
(HD) 3.00 Fish Warrior 
(HD) 5.00 Hooked: 
Monster Fishing (HD) 

6.00 Megafish (HD) 

7.00 Monster Jellyfish 

Attack (HD) 

8.00-11.00 Monster Fish 

Dr Zeb Hogan investigates 
disturbing reports of an 
enormous catfish in the 
Indian Himalayas. (HD) 

9.00 Zeb travels to 
Australia in search 
of the sawfish. (HD) 

10.00 Zeb goes looking 
for the Mongolian 
terror trout. (HD) 

II. 00pm-2.00am Hooked: 
Monster Fishing (HD) 
2.00am Monster Fish 
(HD) 3.00 Shear Madness 
(HD) 4.00-5.00am 
Monster Fish (HD) 


6.00- 1 0.00am Patrick 
Dempsey: Racing Le Mans: 
Back-to-back editions. 
10.00am-1.00pm 

The Road to Le Mans 

1.00- 5.00pm Patrick 
Dempsey: Racing Le Mans: 
Back-to-back editions. 

5.00 The Road to Le Mans 

7.00 The Road to Le Mans 

8.00- 11.00 Patrick 
Dempsey: Racing Le 
Mans Following the actor 
and race car driver as he 
tackles the world's oldest 
sports car endurance race. 

9.00 Patrick tries to 
raise money to keep 
his car on the track. 

10.00 After securing a 
deal with Porsche, the 
actor manages to keep his 
race team above ground. 

11.00 Patrick Dempsey: 
Racing Le Mans 
12.00m't-3.00am 
The Road to Le Mans 
3.00-6.00am Patrick 
Dempsey: Racing Le Mans 


8.00am Hunting the Edge 
of Space - The Mystery 
of the Milky Way 9.15 
Hunting the Edge of Space 
- The Ever Expanding 
Universe 10.25 Race 
for the Superbomb 

12.50pm Hunting the 
Edge of Space - The 
Mystery of the Milky Way 

2.00 Hunting the Edge 
of Space - The Ever 
Expanding Universe 
3.10-7.50 The War: 
Back-to-back editions. 

7.50-11.25 The War 
The violence in the 
Pacific during early 1945. 

9.00 The Allies discover 
the horrors of the Nazi 
concentration camps. 
10.10 The final stages of 
World War Two in Japan. 

11.25 Hunting the Edge 
of Space - The Mystery 
of the Milky Way 12.40- 
2.00am Hunting the 
Edge of Space - The 
Ever Expanding Universe 


7.00am-7.00pm Murder 
She Solved: Back-to- 
back editions. (HD) 

7.00pm Murder She 
Solved Special agent 
Liz Feagles brings a 
killer to justice. (HD) 

8.00 Motives & Murders 
The murders of John 
and Nancy Bosco. (HD) 

9.00 I Dated a Psycho 
A single mother whose 
romance with a football 
coach turned sour. (HD) 

10.00 Serial Killer Profile 
California killers Wesley 
Shermantine and 
Loren Herzog. (HD) 

11.00 Unusual Suspects: 
The puzzling murder 
of Beverly Eller. (HD) 
12.00m't Homicide 
Hunter (HD) 1.00am 
Motives & Murders (HD) 
2.00 I Dated a Psycho 
(HD) 3.00-4.00am 
Serial Killer Profile (HD) 


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8.00am-6.00pm Ancient 
Aliens: Back-to-back 
editions. 6.00pm Brad 
Meltzer's Decoded 

7.00 Brad Meltzer's 
Decoded The investigator 
delves into the mystery 

of the Declaration of 
Independence, and 
whether it could contain 
hidden messages from 
America's forefathers. 
8.00 The investigator 
examines whether Mount 
Rushmore, an American 
icon of democracy, could 
have a more sinister 
meaning in the form 
of a coded message. 

9.00 Civilisation Lost 
Considering what life may 
have been like for people 
who lived before the 
start of recorded time. 

11.00 Stan Lee's 
Superhumans 12.00m't- 
3.00am Brad Meltzer's 
Decoded: Triple bill. 3.00- 
5.00am Civilisation Lost 


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Lifestyle 


HOME & HEALTH 


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6.00am-7.00pm Homes 
Under the Hammer: Back- 
to-back editions, including at: 
5.00pm Lucy Alexander and 
Martin Roberts explore a 
Victorian villa in Derby, a flat 
in south-west London and a 
two-bedroom apartment in 
Sunderland. 6.00 Lucy 
Alexander and Martin Roberts 
examine a property in south 
Wales, a semi-detached 
house in Southampton and a 
one-bedroom flat in Telford. 



7.00pm Homes Under 
the Hammer Exploring 
a property in Cornwall, a 
bungalow in Dorset and 
a semi-detached house 
in north-west Scotland. 
8.00 Lucy Alexander 
and Martin Roberts visit 
a house in Perth and 
Kinross, a property 
in Hampshire and a 
home in Derbyshire. 

9.00 Jo Frost's Family 

SOS The nanny attempts 
to help some of the 
USAs most fractured 
families, beginning with 
the Quinn-Davis family, 
whose daughters are 
out of control. 

10.30 Jo works with a 
bullying father who is 
tearing his family apart. 


11.30pm-4.00am Jo Frost's 
Family SOS: Back-to-back 
editions. 4.00am-6.00am 

Deliver Me: Double bill. 


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6.00-9.00am Wheeler 
Dealers: Triple bill. 9.00am- 
12.00noon Chasing Classic 
Cars: Back-to-back editions. 
12.00noon-7.00pm Wheeler 
Dealers: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 

7.00pm Wheeler Dealers 
Mike Brewer bags a Chevrolet 
Corvette Stingray, but it has 
only been part-restored, 
so it is up to mechanic Edd 
China to complete the job. 

8.00 Mike travels to Poland 
to source an FSO Syrena, but 
he and Edd could struggle to 
make a profit back home. 

9.00 River Monsters Jeremy 
Wade searches for a South 
American fish thought to be 
more fearsome than a piranha. 

10.00 Jeremy Wade visits the 
Parana River in Argentina to 
search for the ‘river dog! 

11.00 River Monsters 1.00- 
3.50am Wheeler Dealers: 
Triple bill. 3.50 Carp Crew 
4.40 Holmes Inspection 5.30- 
6.00am Hooked on Fishing 


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7.1 Oam-1 .00pm Cash in the 
Attic: Back-to-back editions, 
including at: 12.00noon 
An artist hopes to raise 
money for an exhibition. 

1.00-7.00pm Extreme 
Makeover: Home Edition: 

A family whose farm was 
destroyed in a wild fire. 3.00 
The team builds a home for 
a family that adopted five 
siblings.. 5.00 Special edition 
in which the team builds a 
home for an altruistic veteran. 



9.00 My Dream... 


7.00 Kirstie's Handmade 
Britain Kirstie Allsopp 
visits county and 
agricultural fairs around 
the country, and puts her 
creative skills to the test. 

8.00-11.00 My Dream 
Derelict Home Simon 
O’Brien visits Adrian and 
Dawn, who are hoping to 
create a beautiful country 
home in Shropshire. 

9.00 Following Bryan 
and Mari-Ann as they 
put their livelihoods at 
stake to turn a servants' 
training school into a 
delightful family home. 

10.00 Following the 
progress of investment 
manager Alan, who is 
attempting to transform 
a threshing barn 

into a modern home. 

11.00pm-2.00am Cash in 
the Attic 2.00am Kirstie's 
Handmade Britain 3.00- 
4.00am If It's Broke, Fix It 


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6.00am Red, Hot and Yummy 

6.30 Rosemary Shrager's 
Classic Christmas 7.00-8.30 
Barefoot Contessa: Triple bill. 

8.30 Barefoot Contessa - 
Back to Basics 9.00 Barefoot 
in London 10.00 Nigella 
Bites Christmas Special 

11.00 12 Chefs of Christmas 
12.00noon-6.00pm 
Amazing Wedding Cakes: 
Back-to-back editions. 
6.00pm A Celebration 

of Fanny with Nadia G 

7.00 A Celebration of 
Fanny with Nadia G 

7.30 Fanny Cradock Cooks 
for Christmas Double bill. 

8.00 How to Cook Like Heston 

9.00 Restaurant Stakeout 

11.00 Ching's Restaurant 
Redemption 12.00m't- 
1.30am A Celebration of 
Fanny with Nadia G: Triple 
bill. 1.30am Fanny Cradock 
Cooks for Christmas: Double 

2.00-3.00am Eat Street 


13 December 


SKY 133 

HD 133/255 


IRGIN260 

HD 262 


6.00am Highlights 10.00 Rick 
Stein’s Spanish Christmas (HD) 

11.00 Weekend Kitchen (HD) 
12.00noon Jamie at Home 

Christmas Special 1.00pm 
Jamie’s Affordable Christmas 
(HD) 2.00 Rick Stein's Food 
Heroes Christmas Special 

3.00 Rick Stein’s Spanish 
Christmas (HD) 4.00 
Weekend Kitchen (HD) 

5.00 Jamie at Home Christmas 
Special 6.00 Jamie's 
Affordable Christmas (HD) 



8.00 Rick Stein's... 


7.00 Rick Stein's Food 
Heroes Christmas 
Special The chef goes in 
search of festive food from 
across the UK, including 
turkey and goose. 

8.00 Rick Stein's Spanish 
Christmas The chef 
takes inspiration from 

a culinary tour of Spain 
to create a series of 
festive dishes. (HD) 

9.00 Jamie at Home 
Christmas Special Jamie 
Oliver demonstrates how 
to cook turkey and goose 
with his best stuffing. 


10.00 Jamie's Affordable 
Christmas (HD) 11.00 Rick 
Stein's Food Heroes Christmas 
Special 12.00m't Rick Stein's 
Spanish Christmas (HD) 
1.00am Friends for Dinner 

1.30 Two Fat Ladies Christmas 
2.00 Home Shopping 5.00 
Kitchen Hero - Christmas 
Special 2011 (HD) 5.30- 
6.00am Kitchen Hero - 
Christmas Special 2012 (HD) 


Saturday 



riRGIN 

261 

REALLY E 

m 

VIRGIN 

267 

F'VIEW 1 

17 J 


6.00am Bridezillas 7.00 Home 
Shopping 8.00 When Diets 
Go Wrong 9.00 How to Look 
Good Naked 10.00 The Hotel 
Inspector 12.00noon River 
Cottage: Winter's on the Way 

I. 00-4.00pm Homes Under 
the Hammer: Triple bill of the 
series. 4.00-7.00 Escape 

to the Country: Triple bill. 

7.00 Helicopter Heroes 

8.00 Traffic Cops Double bill. 

9.00 Motorway Cops: A Traffic 
Cops Special Traffic police 
are called to help thousands 
of stranded motorists 

after flooding on the M6. 

10.00 Bizarre ER A patient 
with a week-long nosebleed. 

10.30 A couple who almost 
died from bubonic plague. 

II. 00 The Town That Caught 
Tourette's 12.00m't 
Embarrassing Bodies 
1.00am Don't Tell the Bride 

2.00 Home Shopping 

4.00 F*** Off, I'm Fat 4.50 
Bridezillas 5.35-6.00am 
Children's Hospital: Toronto 


Other channels A-Z 


CBS REALITY | DRAMA | QUEST 


SKY 146, +i 147, VIRG 148, +i 201 
F'VIEW 66, F'SAT 135, +i 136 
9.00am Real Rescues 

10.00am-3.00pm Judge 
Judy: Back-to-back editions. 
3.00pm Dog and Beth: On 
the Hunt 4.00 Caught on 
Camera 5.00-7.00 Rapid 
Response: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 

7.00 Cops: Double bill. 

8.00 48 Hours: Mystery: 

A devastating Valentine's day 

9.00 Hostage: Double bill 
of the series. 11.00pm- 
1.00am Nowhere to Run: 
Back-to-back editions. 

1.00am I Survived: Double bill 
of the series. 3.00-4.45 
Rapid Response: Back-to- 
back editions. 4.45 Real 
Rescues 5.35-6.00am Cops 


CHALLENGE 


SKY 145, +i 164, VIRG 139, +i 180 
F'VIEW 46, F'SAT 145 

6.00am Are You Smarter Than 
a 10 Year Old? 7.00-9.00 
Takeshi's Castle 9.00 TNA 
Xplosion 10.00 Videogame 
Nation 10.30 Fun House 

11.00 It’s Not What You Know 
12.00noon-4.00pm Classic 

Who Wants to Be a 
Millionaire? 4.00pm Family 
Fortunes 5.00 Wheel of 
Fortune 6.00 Bruce’s Price Is 
Right 7.00 Catchphrase 8.00 
Bullseye 9.00 Duck Quacks 
Don’t Echo 10.00 TNA 
Wrestling: British Bootcamp 

11.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Uncut 
12.30am Takeshi's Castle 

1.00 Full Metal Jousting 2.00 
Killer Karaoke 3.00 Showbiz 
Darts 4.00 Gadget Geeks 
5.00-6.00am Fort Boyard 


COMEDY CENTRAL E 


SKY 128, +i 159, VIRGIN 182 
9.00-11.00am The King of 
Queens: Back-to-back 
episodes. 11.00am- 
3.00pm Two and a Half 
Men: Back-to-back episodes. 
3.00-9.00pm Sex and the 
City: Back-to-back episodes. 

9.00 South Park: Double bill. 
10.00pm-12.55am Sex 
and the City: Back-to-back 
episodes, including at: 
10.00pm 9/18. Carrie tries 
to make changes to Big's 
annoying habits. (Series 2) 
12.55-2.25am Two and a 
Half Men: Triple bill of the 
series. 2.25 Jim Jefferies: 
Contraband 3.35 South Park: 
Double bill of the series. 

4.20 Frasier: Double bill. 
5.10-6.00am The Millers 


DMAX 


SKY 158, VIRG 190, FREEVIEW 20 

8.00am-12.00noon Rumpole 
of the Bailey: Back-to-back 
episodes. 12.00noon 
Sharpe 2.10pm Lark Rise 
to Candleford: Double bill. 
4.30-6.30 Butterflies: 

Triple bill. 6.30 Cadfael 

8.00 Jonathan Creek: Miracle 
in Crooked Lane: The duo 
investigate an apparent 
miracle. 9.00 United: Drama 
based on the story of the 
1958 Munich air crash, 
starring David Tennant, Jack 
O'Connell and Dougray Scott. 

11.00 Sharpe 1.10am Birds 
of a Feather Not Freeview: 

2.00 Barbara Taylor 
Bradford's Act of Will 3.50 
Wish Me Luck 4.35- 
5.00am Above and Beyond 


SKY HD 151/239, +i 229, 
VIRG 156 

7.00am Tia and Tamera (HD) 
8.00 News (HD) 10.00 
Kourtney and Khloe Take 
the Hamptons (HD) 11.00 
Giuliana and Bill (HD) 
12.00noon Tia and Tamera 
(HD) 1.00pm Total Divas (HD) 
2.00-7.00 Kourtney & Kim 
Take New York (HD) 7.00 
House of DVF (HD) 8.00 
Total Divas (HD) 9.00 Fashion 
Bloggers (HD) 9.30 Keeping 
Up with the Kardashians 

10.00 Ryan Seacrest with 
the Kardashians: E! News 
Presents (HD) 11.00 
News (HD) 12.00m't 
THS 1.00am A-List Listings 
(HD) 1.30 Teleshopping 
2.30 News (HD) 4.30- 
5.00am Married to Jonas 


HORROR 


SKY 144,+i 233, VIRG 170,+i 171 

6.00am Texas Car Wars 7.00 
Custom My Ride 8.00 Driven 
to Extremes 9.00am- 
2.00pm My Cat from Hell 
2.00pm Driven to Extremes 
3.00-8.00 Deadliest Catch: 
Back-to-back editions. 8.00 
Bugs, Bites and Parasites: 
Tropical Diseases Uncovered 

9.00 Forbidden NEW 
EDITION 10.00 Naked and 
Marooned with Ed Stafford 

11.00 River Monsters 
12.00m't Driven to Extremes 

1.00am Texas Car Wars 

2.00 Custom My Ride 3.00 
Cash Cab: After Dark: Double 
bill. 3.50 American Chopper: 
Senior Versus Junior 4.40 
Texas Car Wars 5.30- 
6.00am Mystery Hunters 


SKY 167, +i 195, VIRG 172, +i 173 
F'VIEW 37, +i 38 
6.00am Highlights 7.35 
John Wilson's Fishing World 
9.00 Le Salvager 10.00 
Flying Wild Alaska 11.00 
New York Earthquake: 
Sci-Trek 12.00noon All Star 
Dealers 1.00pm Gunslingers 

2.00 Wheeler Dealers 5.00 
Wheeler Dealers: On the 
Road 6.00 Selling Big 7.00 
Alone in the Wild 8.00 
Nomad Chef NEW EDITION 

9.00 Forensic Detectives 

10.00 On the Case with Paula 
Zahn NEW EDITION 11.00 
Couples Who Kill 12.00m't 
Crimes That Shook the World 
2.00am Nomad Chef 3.00 
The New Yankee Workshop 

4.00 Wheeler Dealers 
4.30-6.00am Cash Cab US 


SKY 3D 


SKY 170 

9.00am-1.00pm How It’s Made 
1.00pm FILM Walking with 
Dinosaurs: As 6.30pm. 2.30 
The Reef 3.00 FILM The 
Great Gatsby: Baz Luhrmann's 
glitzy screen version of F Scott 
Fitzgerald’s classic novel. (HD) 
(2013, 12, 143min) ★★★ 
5.40 Titanic 100 Years in 3D 
6.30 FILM Walking with 
Dinosaurs: Part-animated 
adventure with the voice of 
Justin Long. (2013, U) ★★ 
8.00 FILM Iron Man 3: Action 
adventure sequel starring 
Robert Downey Jr. (2013, 

12, 131 min) ★★★★ 10.15 
Football Gold 10.30pm- 
1.00am FILM Guardians of 
the Galaxy: Sci-fi adventure. 
(2014, 12, 121 min) ★★★★ 


SKY 319, +i 320, VIRG 149, +i 202 
F'SAT 138, +i 139 

9.00am Highlander 10.00 
FILM Forgotten City of the 
Planet of the Apes (1974, 

PG, 120min) ★★ 12.00noon 
FILM The Darwin Conspiracy 
(1999, PG, 90min) ★ 

I. 45pm FILM Midnight 
Offerings (1981, 15, 93min) 
★★ 3.40 Doctor Who 5.30 
The Twilight Zone 6.00 
Highlander 7.00 Xena: 
Warrior Princess 9.00 FILM 
PREMIERE Forget Me Not 
(2009, 15, 103min) ★★ 

II. 05 FILM Wreckage: Thriller. 
(2010, 15, 83min) ★★★ 
12.45am FILM Shivers 
(1974, 18, 87min) ★★★★ 
2.30 FILM Crawlspace 
(2013, 18, llOmin) ★★ 4.20- 
4.30am Horror Highlights 


LIFETIME 


SKY HD 156/236, +i 197, VIRG 242 

7.00am Flipping Vegas (HD) 
8.00-10.30 Storage Wars: 
New York: Back-to-back 
editions. (HD) 10.30am- 

I. 00pm Storage Wars: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 

1.00-6.00pm Pawn Stars: 
Back-to-back editions. 

(HD) 6.00 Team SCA: 

No Ordinary Women NEW 
EDITION (HD) 7.00 Storage 
Wars: New York (HD) 

7.30 Duck Dynasty (HD) 

9.00 The Real Housewives 
of New Jersey (HD) 10.00 
Little Women: LA (HD) 

II. 00 Rosemary's Baby (HD) 
12.00m't Team SCA: No 
Ordinary Women (HD) 1.00- 
4.00am Hardcore Pawn: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 


SONY TV 


SKY 157, +i 181, VIRGIN 193 

7.00am Hot in Cleveland 9.35 
Behind the Screens 9.45 
FILM Home for Christmas 
(1990, U, 96min) ★★ 

11.50 FILM 12 Dogs of 
Christmas: Great Puppy 
Rescue (2012, U, 97min) ★★ 

2.00pm FILM A Christmas Tree 
Miracle (2013, U, 102min) 
★★ 4.10 Hot in Cleveland 
4.35 FILM A Christmas Carol 
(1984, U, lOOmin) ★★ 6.40 
FILM William Shakespeare's 
Romeo + Juliet: Drama. 
(1996, 12, 120min) ★★★★ 

9.00 FILM Vamps: Vampire 
comedy. (2012, 12, 92min) 
★★★ 10.55 FILM Legion: 
Action fantasy thriller. (2010, 
15, lOOmin) ★★★ 12.50- 
3.30am Hot in Cleveland 
3.30-4.00am Community 


SKY HD 125/234, +i SKY 154, 
VIR 167, HD 168, +i VIR 169 

6.00-10.00am Toddlers & 
Tiaras: Back-to-back editions. 
(HD) 10.00am-7.00pm 

18 Kids and Counting: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 
7.00pm Cake Boss: Dear 
Buddy (HD) 8.00 Buying 
Naked: Double bill. (HD) 

9.00 Outrageous 911: Double 
bill. (HD) 10.00 Secret Sex 
Lives (HD) 11.00 Jodie 
Marsh on Mail Order Brides 
(HD) 12.00m't Buying 
Naked: Double bill. (HD) 
1.00am Outrageous 911: 
Double bill. (HD) 2.00 
Secret Sex Lives (HD) 
3.00-6.00am 18 Kids and 
Counting: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. (HD) 


(3D) Simulcast in 3D 


TV&Satellite Week 39 


Saturday 































Saturday 


SATURDAY 


Films 



SKY FAMILY 


SKY 306 

HD 306/333 


VIRGIN 406 

HD 436 


SKYACTION/ADVENTURE 


SKY 307 

HD 307/334 


VIRGIN 407 

HD 437 


SKY COMEDY 


SKY 308 

HD 308/335 


VIRGIN 408 

HD 438 


6.00am Khumba 7.45 Coming 
Home for Christmas 9.15 Get 
Santa Special 9.45 Her 
12.00noon Khumba 1.30pm 
Gravity: Sky Movies Special 2.00 
The Book Thief As 8.00pm. 

4.15 Coming Home for Christmas 
Family drama starring Carly 
McKillip. (S) (2013, U, 83min) ★★ 

6.00 A New York Winter's Tale 
Romantic fantasy starring Colin 
Farrell. (S) (2014, 12, 118min) ★★ 


6.00am Tinker Bell 7.25 Tinker 
Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue 

8.50 Toy Story That Time Forgot 

9.20 Finding Nemo 11.10 Santa 
Paws 2: The Santa Pups 12.40pm 
The Little Mermaid 2.10 Aladdin 

3.45 Toy Story That Time Forgot 
4.15 Finding Nemo Animated 
comedy adventure. (S) (2003, U, 
104min) ★★★★★ 6.00 Alice in 
Wonderland Fantasy with Johnny 
Depp. (S) (2010, PG, 108min) ★★★ 


6.20am An American Tail: Fievel 
Goes West 7.45 Home Alone 4 

9.20 Monsters University Special 

9.50 Monster House 11.30 
Moshi Monsters: The Movie 
1.00pm Percy Jackson: Sea of 
Monsters 3.00 Monster House 

4.40 Moshi Monsters: The Movie 
Animated adventure. (S) (2013, U, 
81 min) ★★★ 6.10 Eragon Fantasy 
adventure starring Ed Speleers. 

(S) (2006, PG, 104min) ★★ 


6.00am The Amazing Spider-Man 
2 Special 6.30 Deep Impact 8.40 
47 Ronin 10.45 The Karate Kid 
1.00pm The Karate Kid Part II 
3.05 Sahara Action adventure 
starring Matthew McConaughey. 

(S) (2005, 12, 124min) ★★★ 

5.20 Exodus: Gods & Kings - 
Behind The Scenes 5.50 Deep 
Impact Disaster thriller starring 
Robert Duvall and Elijah Wood. 

(S) (1998, 12, 123min) ★★★★ 


6.20am Get Santa Special 6.50 
The Nutty Professor 8.40 
The Top Ten Show 8.55 Grown 
Ups 2 10.50 American Pie 
12.40pm The Devil Wears Prada 

2.40 The Harry Hill Movie 
4.20 Alien Autopsy Sci-fi comedy 
starring TV duo Ant and Dec. 
(2005, 12, 95min) ★★★ 6.10 The 
Nutty Professor Comedy starring 
Eddie Murphy and Jada Pinkett. 

(S) (1996, 12, 95min) ★★★ 



8 


9 


8.00 The Book Thief World War 
Two drama starring Sophie 
Nelisse. A girl growing up in 
Nazi Germany tries to save 
books from being burned, and 
provides a hiding place for a 
Jewish boy. With Geoffrey Rush. 
(S) (2013, 12, 128min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••( LANG ••• 


8.00 National Treasure: Book 
of Secrets Adventure caper 
starring Nicolas Cage, Justin 
Bartha and Diane Kruger. (S) 
(2007, PG, 119min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


8.00 Percy Jackson: Sea of 
Monsters Fantasy adventure 
sequel starring Logan Lerman. 
The teenage son of Greek god 
Poseidon embarks on a quest 
to retrieve the Golden Fleece 
from the Bermuda Triangle. 

(S) (2013, PG, 102min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


8.00 47 Ronin Fantasy 
adventure starring Keanu 
Reeves and Hiroyuki Sanada. 

A former slave leads a band 
of samurai as they battle 
monstrous and magical 
enemies in a quest for 
redemption. With Ko Shibasaki. 
(S) (2011, 12, 119min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANG •• 


8.00 Grown Ups 2 Comedy 
sequel starring Adam Sandler, 
Kevin James, Chris Rock and 
David Spade. Four middle- 
aged former childhood friends 
enjoy a 1980s-themed 
summer party in their New 
England hometown. (S) 

(2013, 12, 99min) ★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANG ••• 


10 


11 


10.15 Her Sci-fi drama starring 
Joaquin Phoenix. A lonely 
man falls in love with the 
artificial intelligence that 
operates his computer. (S) 
(2013, 15, 126min) ★★★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.25am A New York Winter's Tale 

As shown above, 6.00pm. 

2.40 Cheap Thrills Comedy thriller 
starring Pat Flealy and Ethan Embry. 
(S) (2013, 15, 86min) ★★★ 

4.15-6.00am Coming Home for 
Christmas As shown at 4.15pm. 

5 E! V 402 N 


10.10 Pirates of the Caribbean: 
Dead Man's Chest Fantasy 
adventure starring Johnny 
Depp and Orlando Bloom. (S) 
(2006, 12, 150min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


12.50am Tron Sci-fi thriller starring 
Jeff Bridges and Bruce Boxleitner. 
(S) (1982, PG, 96min) ★★★★ 
2.30 Treasure Island Disney 
adventure starring Robert Newton. 
(S) (1950, U, 96min) ★★★★ 
4.15-6.00am Escape to Witch 
Mountain Sci-fi adventure starring 
Donald Pleasence and Eddie Albert. 
(S) (1974, U, 96min) ★★★★ 


9.50 Mrs Doubtfire Comedy 
starring Robin Williams as an 
unemployed voiceover artist 
who disguises himself as a 
matronly British widow in order 
to get the job as his estranged 
family's housekeeper (S) 
(1993, PG, 125min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANG ••• 

12.00m't Home Alone 4 

Comedy sequel starring Mike 
Weinberg. (S) (2002, U, 83min) ★ 

1.30am Eragon As 6.10pm. 

3.15 Mrs Doubtfire As 9.50pm. 
5.25-6.45am An American Tail: 
Fievel Goes West Animated 
sequel with the voice of Phillip 
Glasser. (1991, U, 75min) ★★★ 


10.00 Getaway Action thriller 
starring Ethan Hawke. A jaded 
ex-race car driver has to brush 
up his skills behind the wheel 
after his wife is kidnapped. (S) 
(2013, 12, 90min) ★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.40 Last Action Hero Fantasy 
starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. 
(S) (1993, 15, 130min) ★★★ 
2.00am Hammer of the Gods 
Action adventure starring Charlie 
Bewley. (S) (2013, 18, 94min) ★ 
3.50-6.00am The Karate Kid 
Adventure starring Ralph Macchio 
and Noriyuki 'Pat' Morita. (S) 
(1984, 12, 127min) ★★★★ 


9.50 American Pie Bawdy sex 
comedy starring Jason Biggs. 

A group of teenage friends 
pledge to lose their virginity 
before the school prom - 
which is only three weeks away. 
(S) (1999, 15, 96min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANG ••• 

11.40 Almost Christmas Comedy 
drama starring Paul Giamatti. 

(S) (2013, 15, 107min) ★★★ 
1.40am National Lampoon's 
Animal House Comedy starring 
John Belushi and Tim Matheson. 

(S) (1978, 15, 109min) ★★★★★ 

3.45 The Harry Hill Movie Comedy. 

(S) (2013, PG, 88min) ★★ 

5.30-6.00am Despicable Me 2 
Special Behind the scenes. 



6.50am Born to Race: Fast Track 
8.35 The East 10.35 August: 
Osage County Drama starring 
Meryl Streep and Julia Roberts. 

(S) (2013, 15, 118min) ★★★★ 
12.45pm The Croods As 6.15pm. 
2.30 Gravity As 8.00pm. 

4.15 Gremlins As 9.45 pm. 6.15 
The Croods Animated comedy 
featuring the voice of Nicolas Cage. 
(S) (2013, U, 98min) ★★★★ 



6.10am Top Secret! 7.50 Titanic 
11.05 The Beach 1.15pm The 
Great Gatsby Baz Luhrmann's 
version of F Scott Fitzgerald's novel, 
starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey 
Maguire and Carey Mulligan. (S) 
(2013, 12, 143min) ★★★ 

3.45 Titanic James Cameron's 
Oscar-winning drama starring Kate 
Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio. 

(S) (1997 12, 195min) ★★★ 



6.30am Gunsmoke 7.30 Gunsmoke 
8.35 Kansas Pacific 10.00 The 
Big Gundown 11.40 Canyon 
Ambush 12.55pm Black Gold 

3.00 Bomba and the Jungle Girl 
4.30 Sabu and the Magic Ring 
Adventure fantasy starring Sabu. 
(1957, U, 61 min) ★★ 5.50 Killer 
Leopard Action adventure starring 
Johnny Sheffield and Beverly 
Garland. (1954, b/w, U, 70min) ★★ 



(Known as Movie Mix on Freeview) 


5.40am Behind the Screens 6.00 
Teleshopping 9.00 Santa's 
Summer House 10.55 A 
Christmas Tail 12.40pm 
Thumbelina 2.25 Space Warriors 
Family adventure starring Thomas 
Florn. (2013, PG, 120min) ★★ 

4.20 Raid on Entebbe Fact-based 
drama starring Charles Bronson. 
(1976, PG, 121 min) ★★ 



7.00am A Christmas Visitor 9.00 
Christmas Eve 11.00 Love's 
Christmas Journey 1.00pm The 
Christmas Box 3.00 Moonlight 
and Mistletoe Festive drama with 
Candace Cameron Bure and Tom 
Arnold. (2008, PG, 120min) ★★ 

5.00 A Grandpa for Christmas 
Seasonal comedy drama starring 
Ernest Borgnine and Juliette 
Goglia. (2007, U, lOOmin) ★★ 


8.00 Gravity Sci-fi-thriller starring 
Sandra Bullock and George 
Clooney, and the voice of Ed Harris. 
(S) (2013, 12, 91 min) ★★★★ 

9.45 Gremlins Comedy fantasy 
starring Zach Galligan and Phoebe 
Cates. (S) (1984, 12, 106min) ★★★ 

11.45 New Year's Eve Ensemble 
comedy drama starring Robert De 
Niro, Michelle Pfeiffer and Hilary 
Swank. (S) (2011, 12, 117min) ★★ 

1.45am August: Osage County 
As shown above, 10.35am. 

3.50 So Undercover Comedy 
starring Miley Cyrus and Jeremy 
Piven. (S) (2012, 12, 92min) ★★ 

5.30-7.1 5am Born to Race: Fast 
Track Action sequel starring Brett 
Davern. (S) (2014, 12, 90min) ★★ 


7.00 The Beach Exotic drama based 
on the bestseller by Alex Garland, 
starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Tilda 
Swinton and Virginie Ledoyen. 

(S) (2000, 15, 118min) ★★ 

9.00 The Wolf of Wall Street 
Martin Scorsese's fact-based drama 
starring Leonardo DiCaprio. (S) 
(2013, 18, 176min) ★★★★ 

12.00m't Django Unchained 
Quentin Tarantino's Oscar-winning 
Western starring Jamie Foxx. (S) 
(2012, 18, 162min) ★★★★ 

2.45am Gangs of New York Period 
crime thriller starring Leonardo 
DiCaprio and Daniel Day-Lewis. 

(S) (2002, 18, 168min) ★★★ 

5.30-6.00am The Great Gatsby 
Special Behind the scenes. 


7.20 Gunsmoke in Tucson Western 
starring Mark Stevens and Forrest 
Tucker (1958, U, 76min) ★★ 

9.00 Money Train Action comedy 
starring Wesley Snipes and Woody 
Harrelson. (1995, 18, llOmin) ★★ 

11.15 The Fog Horror starring Tom 
Welling, Maggie Grace and Selma 
Blair. (2005, 15, 99min) ★★ 

1.10am Money Train As 9.00pm. 

3.15 Rock'n' Roll Revolution: 

The British Invade America A look 
at the rock frenzy of the 1960s. 

4.10 Off Set With Michael Douglas. 

5.00-6.30am Bomba and the 
Jungle Girl Adventure with Johnny 
Sheffield. (1952, b/w, U, 70min) ★ 


+1 hour 


jE3 1 VIRGIN 
KTfl 417 


7.10 Armored Heist thriller starring 
Columbus Short, Matt Dillon, 
Laurence Fishburne and Jean Reno. 
(2009, 12, 88min) ★★★ 

9.00 Missionary Man Vigilante 
thriller starring Dolph Lundgren, 
Chelsea Ricketts and Kateri 
Walker. (2007, 15, 90min) ★★ 

10.50 Killer Mountain Action horror 
starring Aaron Douglas and Andrew 
Airlee. (2011, 15, 85min) ★★ 

12.45am Sony Movie News Extra 

12.50 Seven Pounds Drama starring 
Will Smith and Rosario Dawson. 
(2007, 12, 117min) ★★★★ 

3.15 Sony Movie News Extra 

3.25-5.45am Jakob the Liar 
Comedy drama starring Robin 
Williams. (1999, 12, 119min) ★★ 


7.00 Mary and Joseph: A Story of 
Faith 2/2. Biblical drama starring 
Blanche Baker and Jeff East. 

9.00 Christmas Lilies of the Field 
Drama sequel starring Billy Dee 
Williams. (1979, PG,120min)^ 

11.00 Must Be Santa Comedy 
fantasy starring Arnold Pinnock, 
Deanna Milligan and Dabney 
Coleman. (1999, U, 88min) ★★ 

1.00am A Chance of Snow 
Romantic drama starring JoBeth 
Williams. (1998, PG, 87min) ★★ 

3.00 A Dream for Christmas 
Seasonal drama starring Hari 
Rhodes. (1973, PG, lOOmin) ★★ 

5.00-7.00am Meet the Santas 
Seasonal drama starring Steve 
Guttenberg. (2005, U, 85min) ★★ 


40 TV&Satellite Week 


★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good 


★★★ Good 


★★ Average ★ Poor 





























13 December 


Saturday 



6.25am The Mean Machine 8.35 
A Few Good Men 11.05 Twisted 
12.55pm The Call As 9.00prm. 
2.45 The Mean Machine Action 
comedy starring Burt Reynolds. 

(S) (1974, 15, 116min) ★★★★ 
4.55 Breakdown Suspense thriller 
starring Kurt Russell. (S) (1997, 15, 
94min) ★★★ 6.40 A Few Good 
Men Courtroom drama starring 
Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson. 

(S) (1992, 15, 132min) ★★★★ 



6.30am Holiday Inn 8.15 Naughty 
or Nice 9.50 The Elf That 
Rescued Christmas 11.15 Black 
Nativity 12.55pm Home Alone 

As 6.10pm. 2.45 Elf As 8.00pm. 
4.30 Black Nativity Musical with 
Jacob Latimore and Forest 
Whitaker (S) (2013, PG, 93min) 
★★★ 6.10 Home Alone John 
Hughes's slapstick comedy starring 
Macaulay Culkin and Joe Pesci. (S) 
(1990, PG, lOOmin) ★★★★ 


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6.00am The Breed 7.45 Iron Man 
3 10.00 Alien: Director's Cut As 
700pm 12.00noon Aliens: 
Special Edition As 9.00pm. 
2.40pm The Shining As 11.45pm. 
4.45 Iron Man 3 Comic-book action 
adventure sequel starring Robert 
Downey Jr. (S) (2013, 12, 131 min) 
★★★★ 7.00 Alien: Director's Cut 
Ridley Scott's cut of the sci-fi 
chiller starring Sigourney Weaver. 
(S) (1979, 15, 115min) ★★★★★ 



6.50am Violet & Daisy 8.35 Purple 
Rain 10.35 Platoon 12.40pm 
Once Upon a Time in the West 

Western starring Charles Bronson. 
(S) (1968, 15, 165min) ★★★★★ 
3.30 All the President's Men 
Political thriller starring Robert 
Redford and Dustin Hoffman. (S) 
(1976, 15, 138min) ★★★★★ 

5.55 Three Days of the Condor 
Thriller starring Robert Redford. 

(S) (1975, 15, 118min) ★★★★ 



■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin 

■ Films start at 11.00am 

11.00am The Hills of Home 1.00pm 
Runaway Bride Romantic comedy. 
(S) (1999, PG, 116min) ★★★ 3.20 
Silent Running Cult sci-fi drama. 

(S) (1972, U, 90min) ★★★★ 

5.10 Big Fantasy comedy. (S) (1988, 
PG, 102min) ★★★★★ 7.15 Post 
Grad Coming-of-age comedy. 

(S) (2009, 12, 88min) ★★ 



A Few Good Men 

(film started at 6.40pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE •• LANG ••• 


9.00 The Call Thriller starring 
Halle Berry. A 911 operator 
strives to save a schoolgirl 
snatched by a serial killer. (S) 
(2013, 15, 94min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANG ••• 


10.40 Kiss the Girls Thriller 
starring Morgan Freeman. 

A forensic psychologist strives 
to catch a serial kidnapper 
who has taken his niece. (S) 
(1997, 18, 115min) ★★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.40am The Wee Man Fact-based 
drama. (S) (2013, 18, 106min) ★★ 
2.35 Jagged Edge Courtroom thriller 
(S) (1985, 18, 108min) ★★ 

4.30-6.10am Loss of Faith Crime 
drama. (S) (1997, PG, 89min) ★★ 


8.00 Elf Family fantasy comedy 
starring Will Ferrell and James 
Caan. A man raised as an elf at 
the North Pole goes in search 
of his human parents. (S) 
(2003, PG, 97min) ★★★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE •• LANG ••• 


9.45 A Very Harold & Kumar 
Christmas Comedy sequel 
starring John Cho and Kal 
Penn. The duo are faced with 
the mission of finding the 
perfect Christmas tree. (S) 
(2011, 18, 89min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANG ••• 

11.25 Holiday Inn Musical starring 
Bing Crosby and Fred Astaire. (S) 
(1942, b/w, U, 101 min) ★★★★ 
1.10am Naughty or Nice Festive 
comedy starring Hilarie Burton. 

(S) (2012, PG, 90min) ★★★ 

2.50 A Very Harold & Kumar 
Christmas As shown at 9.45 pm. 

4.30-6.00am The Elf That Rescued 
Christmas Animated fantasy with 
the voice of Kyle Christensen. 

(S) (2012, U, 72min) ★★★ 


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9.00am A Winner Never Quits 
10.55 Greyfriars Bobby 1.00pm 
The Boy Who Saved Christmas 
3.00 3 Day Christmas 
4.50 Scrooge - A Christmas Carol 
Fantasy starring Alastair Sim. 

(1951, U, 86min) ★★★★★ 6.45 
Extraordinary Measures Fact- 
based medical drama starring 
Brendan Fraser and Harrison 
Ford. (2010, PG, 104min) ★★★ 


7.00am My Dad Is Scrooge 9.00 
Catch a Christmas Star 11.00 
Christmas with Tucker 1.00pm 
A Dog Named Christmas 3.00 
PREMIERE 12 Dog Days Till 
Christmas Drama starring Vincent 
Giovagnoli. (2014, PG, 90min) ★★ 
5.00 PREMIERE The Nine Lives of 
Christmas Comedy starring 
Brandon Routh and Kimberly 
Sustad. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★ 


9.00 The Craft Supernatural horror 
starring Robin Tunney, Fairuza Balk, 
Neve Campbell and Rachel True. 
Four outsiders at a posh LA girls' 
school decide to form a witches' 
coven. ( 1996, 15, 101 min) ★★★ 
11.05 Hide and Seek Thriller starring 
Robert De Niro. A young girl seeks 
comfort in an unseen friend after 
the death of her mother, but then 
strange things start happening 
around her (2004, 15, 101 min) ★★ 
1.10am Evil Never Dies Horror 
starring Tony Scannell and Graham 
Cole. (2014,15, 73min) ★★ 
2.50-3.00am Behind the Screens 
Examining how films are made. 


+1 hour 


7.00 Hats Off to Christmas! 

Seasonal romance starring Haylie 
Duff. The manager of a small- 
town hat shop is surprised to 
find herself falling for her boss's 
son. (2013, PG, 120min) ★★ 

9.00 The Christmas Spirit 
Fantasy starring Nicollette Sheridan, 
Olympia Dukakis and Bart Johnson. 
(2013, PG, 120min) ★★ 

11.00 Defending Santa Festive 
drama starring Dean Cain and Bill 
Lewis. (2013, U, 120min) ★★ 

1.00am Christmas on the Bayou 
Romantic drama starring Hilarie 
Burton. (2013, PG, 88min) ★★ 

3.00-5.00am The Christmas Heart 
Christmas drama starring Teri 
Polo. (2012, U, 90min) ★★ 


Alien: Director's Cut 

(film started at 7.00pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


9.00 Aliens: Special Edition 

James Cameron's director’s 
cut of his sci-fi blockbuster 
starring Sigourney Weaver. 
After 57 years in hyper space, 
Ripley returns with a combat 
team to the planet where she 
first encountered the deadly 
alien. With Michael Biehn. (S) 
(1986, 18, 154min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.45 The Shining Stanley Kubrick's 
chilling adaptation of the Stephen 
King novel, starring Jack Nicholson. 
(S) (1980, 15, 119min) ★★★★★ 

2.00am Freddy vs. Jason Horror 
thriller starring Robert Englund. 

(S) (2003, 18, 97min) ★★★ 

3.45 The Breed Horror starring 
Michelle Rodriguez and Eric Lively. 
(S) (2006, 15, 90min) ★★ 

5.30-6.00am Interstellar: Nolan's 
Odyssey Behind the scenes. 


8.00 Platoon Oscar-winning 
war drama starring Charlie 
Sheen, Tom Berenger and 
Willem Dafoe. A college 
drop-out volunteers to serve as 
an ordinary soldier in Vietnam. 
(1986, 15, 120min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


10.00 Se7en Dark thriller 
starring Brad Pitt and Morgan 
Freeman. A veteran homicide 
detective and his young partner 
pursue a serial killer who is 
selecting his victims according 
to the Seven Deadly Sins. (S) 
(1995, 18, 127min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.10am Goodfellas Gangster drama 
starring starring Robert De Niro. (S) 
(1990, 18, 143min) ★★★★★ 

2.40 Cherry Adult drama starring 
Ashley Hinshaw and Heather 
Graham. (S) (2012, 18, 97min) ★★ 

4.30-5.00am Gravity: Sky Movies 
Special With Sandra Bullock. 


Post Grad 

(film started at 7.15pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


9.00 Safe House Action thriller 
starring Ryan Reynolds and 
Denzel Washington. A rookie 
CIA agent goes on the run in 
South Africa with a rogue spy 
as his prisoner. With Vera 
Farmiga and Brendan Gleeson. 
(S) (2012, 15, HOmin) ★★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE LANG## 


11.15 Ghost Rider: Spirit of 
Vengeance Comic-book adventure 
sequel. (S) (2012, 12, 91 min) ★★ 
1.05-3.25am Working Girl Comedy 
starring Melanie Griffith, Harrison 
Ford and Sigourney Weaver (S) 
(1988, 15, 113min) ★★★★ 

VIRGIN 
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+1 hour 


FILMS SHOWING ON OTHER CHANNELS TODAY 


10pm TILL LATE 


DAYTIME (1-6pm) 


1.00pm First Daughters (HD) ★★ 
1 .05pm Teen Wolf 5+ ★★★ 

1 .1 Opm The Christmas Bunny 
Channel 5 Family drama. (HD) ★★ 

1 .45pm Midnight Offerings 
Horror Channel Horror chiller. ★★ 

1 .55pm Mannequin ITV (HD) ★★★ 
2.00pm The Librarian II: Return to 
King Solomon's Mines Syfy ★★★ 
2.05pm Funny Girl BBC2 ★★★★ 
2.20pm Captain Newman MD 
ITV4 Comedy drama. (HD) ★★ 
2.55pm Angels and Ornaments 
Channel 5 Fantasy. (HD) ★★ 
3.00pm Secret Santa ITV2 (HD) ★★ 
3.05pm Happy Feet 5+ ★★★★ 
3.50 Harry Potter and the Prisoner 
of Azkaban /TV (HD) ★★★★★ 
3.50pm It's a Wonderful Life More 4 
Fantasy drama. (HD) ★★★★★ 
4.00pm The Librarian III: The Curse 
of the Judas Chalice Syfy ★★ 
4.05pm Cromwell 5USA ★★★ 

4.35 A Christmas Carol SonyTV ★★ 
4.40pm Mrs Miracle 2: Miracle in 
Manhattan Channel 5 Fantasy. ★★ 
5.1 5pm Alvin and the Chipmunks: 
Chipwrecked 5+ ★★ 


EVENING (6-10pm) 


6.30pm Mistletoe Over Manhattan 

Channel 5 Festive fantasy. (HD) ★★ 

6.40pm William Shakespeare’s 
Romeo + Juliet SonyTV ★★★★ 
7.00pm Pearl Harbor ITV2 (HD) ★ 
7.00pm Run Silent, Run Deep 

5USA Wartime drama. ★★★ 

7.30pm Licence to Kill ITV4 James 
Bond adventure. (HD) ★★★ 
8.00pm LA Apocalypse Syfy (HD) ★ 
9.00pm Hope Springs Channel 4 

Romantic comedy drama starring 
Meryl Streep. (HD) ★★★ 

9.00pm Alien Resurrection Skyl 

Sci-fi horror starring Sigourney 
Weaver and Winona Ryder. ★★★★ 
9.00pm The Mechanic E4 (HD) ★★ 
9.00pm Vamps SonyTV ★★★ 
9.00pm Forget Me Not Horror 
Channel Horror starring Carly 
Schroeder and Cody Linley. ★★ 
9.50pm I, Robot Syfy Sci-fi thriller 
starring Will Smith. (HD) ★★★★ 


1 0.00pm Alien Hunter 5+ ★★★ 

1 0.1 5pm Scarface ITV4 Brian De 
Palma's crime thriller. (HD) ★★★★ 

1 0.45pm Let Me In BBC2 (NotNI) 
Vampire thriller. (HD) ★★★★ 

1 0.55pm Legion SonyTV ★★★ 

1 1 .00pm Moon BBC2 Nl ★★★★ 

1 1 .00pm An Officer and a 
Gentleman Channel 4 (HD) ★★★★ 
1 1 .05pm Wreckage Horror Channel 
Horror thriller starring Aaron 
Paul and Mike Erwin ★★★ 

1 1 .55pm Balls of Fury /7V(HD) ★ 

1 2.20am Renegade Justice 
Syfy Revenge thriller. (HD) ★★ 

1 2.35am Forbidden Planet BBC2 
Sci-fi classic. (HD) ★★★★★ 

1 2.45am Shivers Horror Channel 
Horror chiller. ★★★★ 

1 . 1 5am Black Eagle BBC 1 ★ 

1 .20am Q & A Channel 4 Sidney 
Lumet's police thriller. (HD) ★★★★ 
2.30am Crawlspace Horror Channel 
Horror thriller with Lori Loughlin. ★★ 
4.00am Independence Daysaster 
Syfy Sci-fi thriller. (HD) ★★ 


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Sport 


13 December 


SKY SPORTS 3 


SKY 404 
HD 404/436 


VIRGIN 504 
HD 514 


SKY SPORTS 4 


SKY 405 


HD 405/439 


VIRGIN 505 
HD 515 


SKY SPORTS 5 


SKY 406 

HD 406/440 


VIRGIN 506 
HD 516 


SKY 410 


HD 4 412 


VIRGIN 521 
HD 522 


6.00am Football Gold 6.30 
Football's Greatest Teams 

7.00 Football Gold 7.30 
Barclays Premier League 
Preview (HD) 8.00 The 
Fantasy Football Club (HD) 

9.00 Game Changers (HD) 

10.00 Soccer AM (HD) 

12.00noon LIVE FL72 

Middlesbrough v Derby 
County: The Championship 
clash from the Riverside. 
Kick-off is at 12.15. (HD) 

2.30pm One-Day 
International Cricket (HD) 

3.30 NFL - A Football Life 

The defensive line of the LA 
Rams in the 1960s. (HD) 

4.30 Darts Gold 

4.45 LIVE Ford Saturday 
Night Football Arsenal 
v Newcastle United: The 
Premier League fixture 
from the Emirates Stadium. 
Kick-off is at 5.30. (HD) 

8.00 SNF - Game of the 

Day The day's top Premier 
League match. (HD) 

10.00 SNF -Match Choice 

Premier League action. (HD) 

11.00 LIVE Boxing Amir 
Khan v Devon Alexander: 
From the MGM Grand. (HD) 

2.30am Ringside 3.30 
Premier League Legends 
(HD) 4.30 Football Gold 
5.30-6.00am Premier 
League Legends (HD) 


6.00am LIVE One-Day 
International Cricket: Sri 
Lanka v England: The sixth 
contest in the seven-match 
series, held in Kandy. (HD) 

12.30pm LIVE European 
Rugby Champions Cup 

Glasgow Warriors v 
Toulouse: The Pool Four 
clash at Scotstoun Stadium. 
Kick-off is at 1.00. (HD) 

3.00 LIVE IRB Rugby 

Sevens The South Africa 
Sevens: Coverage of the 
opening day from Nelson 
Mandela Bay Stadium 
in Port Elizabeth. (HD) 

5.00 LIVE European Rugby 
Champions Cup Saracens 
v Sale Sharks: The Pool 
One clash at Allianz Park. 
Kick-off is at 5.15. (HD) 

7.30 One-Day International 
Cricket Highlights of Sri 
Lanka v England. (HD) 

8.30 Test Cricket Action 
from Australia v India. (HD) 

9.30 Bumble! The David 
Lloyd Story (HD) 

10.30 Sky Sports Classics: 
ODI Cricket Classic: SA v 

Aus Action from 2006. 

11.00 Bumble! The 
David Lloyd Story (HD) 

12.00m't-6.00am LIVE Test 
Cricket: Australia v India: 
Day three of the second 
Test from Adelaide. (HD) 


6.00am LIVE Test Cricket: 
Australia v India: Coverage 
of day two of the second 
Test from Adelaide. (HD) 
7.30 Sporting Rivalries 
(HD) 8.00 Football Gold 
(HD) 8.15 LIVE Hockey 
Champions Trophy: A 
men's classification match. 
Push-back is at 8.15. (HD) 
9.00 LIVE IRB Rugby 
Sevens: The South Africa 
Sevens: The opening day 
from Port Elizabeth. (HD) 

12.00noon LIVE 
International Premier 
Tennis League Manila 
Mavericks v Micromax 
Indian Aces, and UAE Royals 
v Singapore Slammers. (HD) 

6.30pm WWE - Bottom 
Line Highlights of Raw. (HD) 

7.30 LIVE Greyhound 
Racing Coverage of tonight's 
meeting from Towcester. 

9.30 WWE From the Vault 

Double bill. (HD) 

10.00 WWE - Late Night 

- Superstars (HD) 

11.00 WWE-NXT(HD) 

12.00m't WWE - Late Night 

- Smackdown (HD) 
2.00am WWE - Late Night 

- Bottom Line (HD) 3.00 
WWE - Late Night - 
Superstars (HD) 4.00 
WWE - NXT (HD) 5.00- 
6.00am WWE - Late 
Night - Bottom Line (HD) 


6.00am LIVE Asian Tour 
Golf: The Thailand Golf 
Championship: Coverage of 
the third day's play. (HD) 
9.00 Australian PGA 
Championship Golf (HD) 
9.30 LIVE Ladies European 
Tour Golf: The Dubai Ladies 
Masters: Coverage of the 
fourth and final day. (HD) 

I. 30pm LIVE European 
Tour Golf The Alfred 
Dunhill Championship: 
Coverage of day three. (HD) 

2.30 Australian PGA 
Championship Golf As 

shown at 11.00pm. (HD) 

5.30 Sporting Greats 

6.00 LIVE Equestrian 

The Rolex Grand Prix: Day 
three from Geneva. (HD) 

8.00 European Tour Golf 

Day three of the Alfred 
Dunhill Championship. (HD) 

9.00 Asian Tour Golf Show 

Day three of the Thailand 
Golf Championship. (HD) 

10.00 Ladies European 
Tour Golf Day four of the 
Dubai Ladies Masters. (HD) 

II. 00 Australian PGA 
Championship Golf Day 

three of the event. (HD) 

2.00am European Tour Golf: 
As 8.00pm. (HD) 3.00 
Sporting Greats 4.00 
PGA Tour Classic 5.00- 
6.00am PGA Tour Classic 


6.00am Football's Greatest 
Players (HD) 6.30 Football 
Freestyler (HD) 7.00 Good 
Morning Sports Fans (HD) 

9.00 Champions League 
Weekly (HD) 9.30 Football 
Freestyler (HD) 10.00 
UEFA Champions League 
Highlights (HD) 10.30 

La Liga Football 11.30 
Football Freestyler (HD) 

12.00noon Gillette 
Soccer Saturday (HD) 

5.15pm LIVE La Liga 
Football Valencia v 
Rayo Vallecano. (HD) 

7.00 LIVE La Liga Football 

Cordoba v Levante. (HD) 

9.00 La Liga Football 

Getafe v Barcelona, and 
Almeria v Real Madrid. 

11.00 Football’s Greatest 
International Teams (HD) 
11.30 Football's Greatest 
Managers 12.00m't La Liga 
Football 1.00am Football's 
Greatest International Teams 
(HD) 2.00 Football Freestyle 
(HD) 2.30 Football's 
Greatest Players (HD) 

3.00 Football’s Greatest 
Teams (HD) 3.30 Football’s 
Greatest International Teams 
(HD) 4.00 Football's 
Greatest Teams (HD) 4.30 
Football Freestyler (HD) 

5.00 Football's Greatest 
Players (HD) 5.30-6.00am 
Football's Greatest Teams 


7.30am Ski Jumping (HD) 
8.15 LIVE Alpine Skiing: 
World Cup coverage from 
Val d'lsere in France. (HD) 

9.30 LIVE Alpine Skiing: 
World Cup coverage from 
Courchevel in France. (HD) 
10.00 LIVE Biathlon: The 
World Cup meeting from 
Hochfilzen in Austria. (HD) 

11.30 LIVE Alpine Skiing: 
More from Val d'lsere. (HD) 

12.30pm LIVE Alpine Skiing 

Further coverage from 
Courchevel, France. (HD) 

1.30 LIVE Biathlon Further 
coverage from Austria. (HD) 

3.00 LIVE Ski Jumping The 

World Cup meeting from 
Nizhny Tagil, Russia. (HD) 

5.00 LIVE Showjumping 

Coverage of the meeting at 
the Centro Hipico Casas 
Novas in La Coruna, Spain. 

7.15 Horse Racing Time 

7.30 LIVE Figure Skating 

Coverage of the Grand Prix 
of Figure Skating Final 
from Barcelona. (HD) 

8.45 Figure Skating Action 
from the Grand Prix of 
Figure Skating Final. (HD) 

11.00 Cross-Country Skiing 

World Cup action from 
Davos, Switzerland. (HD) 

12.00m't-1.00am Table 
Tennis: The Super Series 
tournament in Thailand. (HD) 


BT SPORT 1 


SKY 413 

HD 413/426 


VIRGIN 547 
HD 549 


BT SPORT 2 


SKY 414 
HD 414/427 


VIRGIN 548 
HD 550 


ESPN 


SKY 417 
HD 417/433 


VIRGIN 529 
HD 530 


MOTORS TV 


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6.00am Total Italian Football 
(HD) 6.30 Premier League 
Preview (HD) 7.00 Ligue 1 
(HD) 8.00 Bundesliga (HD) 

9.00 Premier League Preview 
(HD) 9.30 BTSP (HD) 

10.00 Scottish Professional 
Football League (HD) 11.30 
Bundesliga Special (HD) 

12.00noon LIVE Bundesliga 2 
FSV Frankfurt v Fortuna 
Dusseldorf: At the Volksbank 
Stadion. Kick-off at 12.00. (HD) 
2.00pm Premier League 
Preview A look ahead. (HD) 
2.30pm LIVE European Rugby 
Champions Cup Toulon v 
Leicester Tigers: The Pool 
Three clash at the Stade 
Mayol. Kick-off is at 3.15. (HD) 
5.15 LIVE Bundesliga FSV Mainz 
v VfB Stuttgart: At the Coface 
Arena. Kick-off is at 5.30. (HD) 

7.30 LIVE Serie A Lazio v 
Atalanta: From the Stadio 
Olimpico. Kick-off at 7.45. (HD) 

9.45 Football Tonight (HD) 

10.30 Bundesliga (HD) 
12.00m't French Ligue 1 (HD) 

1.30am The Football's On 
(HD) 2.30 Follow the 
Football with Des Kelly (HD) 

3.30 World of Football (HD) 

4.30 WTA All Access (HD) 
5.00-6.00am Action 
Woman of the Year (HD) 


6.00am World of Football (HD) 
6.30 BTSP (HD) 7.00 
Scottish Professional Football 
League (HD) 8.30 LIVE 
A-League Football: Melbourne 
Victory v Sydney FC: Kick-off is 
at 8.30. (HD) 10.30 European 
Rugby Champions Cup (HD) 

12.00noon BTSP (HD) 

12.30pm NBA Action (HD) 

1.00 NBA 

3.00 LIVE European Rugby 
Champions Cup Northampton 
Saints v Treviso: The Pool Five 
clash. Kick-off is at 3.15. (HD) 

5.30 WTA All Access (HD) 

6.30 Road to Rio HD) 

7.00 Boxing Tonight Special 
The Team GB amateur boxing 
squad in Sheffield. (HD) 

7.15 LIVE European Rugby 
Champions Cup Leinster v 
Harlequins: The Pool Two 
match. Kick-off is at 7.45. (HD) 

10.00 LIVE UFC PreLims 
From the US Airways Centre 
in Phoenix, Arizona. (HD) 

1.00am LIVE UFC: Dos Santos 
v Miocic: Junior Dos Santos v 
Stipe Miocic. (HD) 3.30 UFC 
- Ultimate Insider (HD) 4.00 
Drift Allstars (HD) 4.30 Drift 
Allstars (HD) 5.00 Road to 
Rio (HD) 5.30-6.00am 
World Wide Sports (HD) 


6.00am College Basketball 
(HD) 7.45 ESPN Kicks (HD) 

8.00 College Football Special 

- 2014 Heisman Trophy 
Preview (HD) 8.30 NBA 
Action (HD) 9.00 World 
Wide Sports (HD) 9.30 NBA 
Tonight (HD) 10.00 NCAA 
Men's Soccer Championship 
(HD) 12.00noon NCAA Men's 
Soccer Championship (HD) 

2.00pm College Football 
Special: College Football 
Awards (HD) 4.00 
Championship Drive: Play-Off 
Preview (HD) 6.00 Baseball 
Tonight (HD) 6.30 NBA 
Tonight (HD) 7.00 LIVE NBA: 
Dallas Mavericks v Golden 
State Warriors: Tip-off is at 
7.00. (HD) 9.30 College 
Football Special - 2014 
Heisman Trophy Preview (HD) 

10.00 ESPN Kicks (HD) 

10.15 LIVE College Basketball 

Arizona Wildcats v Michigan 
Wolverines: Tip-off is at 10.15. 
(HD) 12.15am NBA Action 
(HD) 12.45 ESPN Kicks (HD) 

1.00 College Football Special 

- 2014 Heisman Trophy 
Presentation (HD) 2.00 
College Football (HD) 5.00- 
6.00am College Football 
Special - 2014 Heisman 
Trophy Presentation (HD) 


6.00am Trophee Andros 
6.50 AMV Bike Cup 
7.20 Night of the Jumps 
9.00 British Supermoto 
Championship 10.05 Bike 
World 10.35 V8 Supercars 

1.40pm Stop and Go 
As shown at 7.05 pm. 

I. 55 Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series As 11.05 pm. 

3.00 Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series The Pro 4 and 
Pro Buggy disciplines in the 
second round of the season 
from Chandler, Arizona. 

4.00 LIVE Race of Champions 
- Barbados Coverage of 

the Nations Cup event. 

7.05 Stop and Go Highlights 
of crashes and passes 
from the last week. 

7.25 Best of Crash Footage 
of spectacular crashes. 

8.00 NASCAR Part one of a 
review of the 2014 
Nationwide Series. 

II. 05 Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series The Pro Lite 
and Pro 2 disciplines in the 
second round of the season 
from Chandler; Arizona. 

12.10am Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series: As 3.00pm. 
1.15 Ferrari Finali Mondiali 
3.15-6.00am V8 Supercars 



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6.00am Legends of FI (HD) 
7.00 GP2 Racing (HD) 8.15 
Malaysian FI GP Best Bits 
(HD) 8.45 Ted's Notebook 
(HD) 9.00 Tales from the 
Vault (HD) 10.00 Formula 1 
(HD) 11.00 Formula 1 (HD) 
12.00noon FI Midweek Report 
(HD) 1.00pm Formula 1 
(HD) 4.45 Legends of FI 
(HD) 5.45 FI Midweek 
Report (HD) 6.45 Formula 1: 
The Russian Grand Prix. (HD) 
11.30 FI Classic Races: A look 
back at the 1999 Austrian 
Grand Prix. (HD) 1.30am 
The FI Show: Ask Crafty 
Special (HD) 2.30-6.00am 
The Home of Formula One 



6.00am Ski Jumping (HD) 
6.30 LIVE Table Tennis: The 
quarter-finals of the Super 
Series tournament from 
Thailand. (HD) 9.30 LIVE 
Snooker: Coverage of the 
opening session on the 
second day of the fifth 
European Tour event of the 
season, held at the Casal 
Vistoso Sports Centre in 
Lisbon, Portugal. (HD) 
2.15pm LIVE Snooker Further 
coverage of the second day 
of the fifth European Tour 
event of the season from 
Lisbon, Portugal. (HD) 

7.30 LIVE Snooker Continued 
coverage of the second day 
of the fifth European Tour 
event of the season from 
Lisbon, Portugal. (HD) 

11.00 Boxing: Knockout 
Classics A look at some of 
the best knockouts in boxing 
history, featuring Vinny 
Pazienza and Riddick Bowe. 
12.00m't Snooker: Highlights 
of the second day of the 
European Tour event from 
Lisbon, Portugal. (HD) 
2.00am Fight Club: Action 
from the Super Kombat 
World Grand Prix. 4.00 
Alpine Skiing (HD) 5.00- 
6.00am Ski Jumping (HD) 


LIVE SPORT 
ON OTHER 
CHANNELS 
TODAY 


11.30am LIVE Racing from 
Cheltenham Racing UK This 
afternoon's feature meeting. 
12.15pm LIVE Raceday 

At The Races From Doncaster, 
Lingfield Park, Southwell, 


Wolverhampton and Tramore. 

1.30pm LIVE Racing Channel 4 
Four races on the second 
day of The International 
meeting from Cheltenham. 

5.00pm LIVE FIA Formula E 


Championship ITV4 The 
Punta del Este ePrix: Jennie 
Gow presents coverage of the 
third round of the season, 
staged at the Punta del Este 
Street Circuit in Uruguay. 


5.15pm LIVE Stateside At The 

Races Coverage from America. 

2.00am LIVE Australian Racing 

At The Races Coverage of a 
meeting Down Under. 


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Football 



Premier League 

Sky Sports 1 HD, kick-offs 1.30pm 5 4pm 

Louis van Gaal's Man U and fierce rivals 
Liverpool kick off a double bill of top- 
flight action, ahead of Swansea v Spurs 



Britain's Wildest 
Weather 2014 

Channel 4 HD, 7. 30pm/ 

Channel 4+1, 8. 30pm 

From a wet winter to a hot Halloween 


BBC1 HD, 8pm 

Gary Lineker, Gabby Logan and Clare 
Balding host the honours in Glasgow 


Olive Kitteridge 

Sky Atlantic HD, 9pm/ 

SkyAtlantic+1, 10pm 

Frances McDormand heads the cast in 
an adaptation of Elizabeth Strout's novel 


7.00pm 7.30pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 9.30pm 10.00pm 10.30pm 


7.20 Strictly Come Dancing... 


8.00 Sports Personality of the Year - Live: Coverage from the Hydro Arena in Glasgow 


10.20 News 


| 102 BBC2 

7.00 James May's Toy Stories: Flight Club t 

8.00 Film: What Women Want 

1 10.00 Russell Howard's Good News 

103 ITV 

[ 7.00 Catchphrase Christmas Special 

8.00 The X Factor Results 


1 10.05 Film: The Holiday 

| 104 CHANNEL 4 

] 7.05 News ] 7.30 Britain's Wildest Weather 2014 

9.00 Homeland 

10.00 Film: Insidious 


■ ◄ 6.15 Film: A Christmas Kiss 

8.00 The Abba Years 

9.00 Michael Buble's Christmas Special 

10.00 Britain's Favourite Christmas Songs 

| 106 SKYT 

7.00 The Flash 

8.00 Modern Family [ 8.30 Trollied 

9.00 Hawaii Five-0 

10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 

115 BBC3 

■ 7.00 Great TV Mistakes 1 7.40 Doctor W 

ho: The Day of the Doctor 

9.00 Top Gear: Polar Challenge 

10.00 Family Guy 

1 118 ITV2 

1 ◄ 6.00 Film: The Polar Express 

8.00 Scorpion 

9.00 Educating Joey Essex: Winter... 

10.00 The Xtra Factor 

116 BBC4 

1 7.00 The Fairytale Castles of King Ludwig II... 

8.00 Rome: A History of the Eternal City 

9.00 Pompeii: The Mystery of the People... 

10.00 Sky at Night... [ 10.30 Queen: Days... 

| 136 E4 

7.00 The Big Bang Theory 



10.00 The Inbetweeners 


1 7.00 Four Weddings 

8.00 Elementary 

1 9.00 Stalker 

10.00 Forbidden Love: Three Way Love 


108 SKY ATLANTIC 


111 DAVE 


7.00 Without a Trace 
◄ 6.15 My Family... 


8.00 Richard E Grant's Hotel Secrets 


7.30 The Vicar of Dibley 


7.00 World's Most Dangerous Roads 
◄ 6.50 Inspector Morse 


8.00 Ql XL 


120 ITV4 


◄ 4.50 Film: Battle... 


7.30 Storage Wars 


9.00 Olive Kitteridge 

9.00 Ql 
9.00 Lewis 


10.00 One Foot in the Grave 
10.00 Film: Sin City 


9.00 Film: Doom 


112 COMEDY CENTRAL 

7.00 Friends 

7.30 The Middle 

8.00 Friends 

1 9.00 Live at the Apollo 

10.00 Lee Evans: XL Tour 

1 114 SYFY 

◄ 6.00 Film: Mantera 

8.00 Dominion 

10.00 Film: Land of the Dead 

138 M0RE4 

◄ 6.55 Come Dine with Me Christmas 

8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Christmas... 

1 9.00 Snowstorm: Britain’s Big Freeze 

] 10.05 The Floods That Foiled New Year... 

| 113 UNIVERSAL 

7.00 NCIS 

8.00 CSI: Miami 

1 10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 


523 ANIMAL PLANET 


526 NAT GEO 


529 HISTORY 


1 7.00 Stephen Hawking's Grand Design 

7.00 My Cat from Hell 
7.00 Eat: The Story of Food 
7.00 Pawn Stars 


8.00 Tattoo Hunter 
8.00 Animal Cops Houston 
8.00 Highway Thru Hell 
8.00 Counting Cars 


7.00 Last of the Summer Wine 
I 240 HOME & HEALTH [ 7.00 Homes Under the Hammer 


9.00 Alaska: The Last Frontier 
9.00 Treehouse Masters: International 
9.00 9/11 Conspiracies 
9.00 Storage Wars 


10.00 Ice Lake Rebels 
10.00 Ivory Wars 


10.00 Area 51: The CIA's Secret Files 


9.00 Great British... 9.30 Great British... 10.00 Cleopatra: Portrait of a Killer 


9.00 Holiday Hijack 


10.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive 


8.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 


H 133 GOOD FOOD 

f : 01 SKY PREMIERE ' 

7.00 River Cottage Veg 

8.00 River Cottage Christmas Fayre 

9.00 Christmas at River Cottage 

10.00 Rick Stein's Cornish Christmas 

7.00 Helicopter Heroes 

8.00 Motorway Cops: A Traffic Cops Special 

9.00 The Ambulance: 8 Minutes to Disaster 

10.00 1 Survived Evil 

◄ 6.30 Best Christmas Movies Ever 

8.00 The Book Thief 


j 

[iMSHer 

310 SKY SHOWCASE 

◄ 6.15 Turbo 

8.00 American Hustle [10.20 R.I.P.D. 

1 304 SKY GREATS | 

◄ 6.15 The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift 

8.00 Fast & Furious 6 

1 10.15 The Transporter 

305 SKY DISNEY 

◄ 6.30 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 

8.00 Secretariat ] 10.05 Operation Dumbo Drop 

| 306 SKY FAMILY 

◄ 6.35 The Elf That Rescued Christmas 

8.00 Walking with Dinosaurs 9.35 Home Alone 


◄ 6.00 Fantastic Four 

8.00 Lone Survivor 1 10.10 World War Z 

^1 308 SKY COMEDY 

◄ 6.10 Uncle Buck 

8.00 Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues 

1 10.00 American Pie 2 


[7 6.30 The Da Vinci Code 

9.00 Oldboy 

■ 303 SKY CHRISTMAS 

| ◄ 5.45 Love Actually 

8.00 Bad Santa 1 9.45 National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 

311 SKY SCI-FI 

7.00 Alien 3 1 9.00 Alien Resurrection 

| 312 SKY SELECT j 

| ◄ 4.15 The Right Stuff 

1 7.30 The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 

1 9.30 Philadelphia 

315 FILM4 

◄ 6.45 Percy Jackson & the Lightning Thief 

9.00 Good Will Hunting 

317 TCM 

7.05 Sam Whiskey 

9.00 Hell on Wheels 

402 SKY SPORTS 1 

◄ 6.30 Mighty... 

7.30 Goals on Sunday 8.30 Mighty Michael v, 

an Gerwen 

9.30 Premier League... 

10.00 Ford Football Special 

iH 403 SKY SPORTS 2 

1 405 SKY SPORTS 4 

[◄5.30 NFL - Live: A double bill of matches from the NFL season 

7.00 WWE: Afterburn 

8.00 European Rugby Special 9.30 IRB Rugby Sevens 10.30 WWE: Vintage 

7.00 European Tour Golf 

8.00 Asian Tour Golf Show 

9.00 Australian PGA Championship Golf 


◄ 6.30 Alpine Skiing 

9.00 Biathlon 

10.00 Showjumping 


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PM 




PM 


8 

PM 


10 


PM 


BBC1 


VIRGIN 101 
| HD 108 


F'VIEW 1 F SAT 101 
HD 101 HD 108 


• Today's red button sport coverage is listed 
in Sport on Other Channels, page 52 

6.00am Breakfast (S)(HD) 7.35 Match 
of the Day (S)(R)(HD) 9.00 The 
Andrew Marr Show (S)(HD) 10.00 
Fern Britton Meets Baroness Tanni 
Grey-Thompson (S)(HD) 11.00 Sunday 
Politics (S)(HD) 12.15pm MOTD2 Extra 
(S)(HD) 1.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 

1.10 Weather for the Week Ahead (S) 

1.15 Bargain Hunt (S)(HD)(AD) 2.15 
Homes Under the Hammer (S)(R)(HD) 

3.15 Escape to the Country (S)(R)(AD) 
4.15 Lifeline (S)(HD) 

4.25 Songs of Praise (S)(HD) 

5.00 Pointless Celebrities With John 
Craven and Julia Bradbury. (S)(R)(HD) 
5.50 BBC News; Local News (S)(HD) 


«- -t* 


_ _ v — - - 



7.20 Strictly Come Dancing: The... 


6.20 Countryfile 

The team is in the Clwydian Range 
in North Wales, where El lie Harrison 
meets primary schoolchildren 
running their own chicken farm, 
and Matt Baker joins a conservation 
team in the uplands. (S)(HD) 

7.20 Strictly Come Dancing: 

The Results 

13/14. Tess Daly and Claudia 
Winkleman present as five become 
four, determining the line-up for 
next week's final. (S)(HD) 

8.00 LIVE Sports Personality 
of the Year 

Gary Lineker, Gabby Logan and 
Clare Balding present this year's 
ceremony from Glasgow, where 
the successor to Andy Murray is 
crowned. The contenders for the 
main prize are Rory Mcllroy, Lewis 
Hamilton, Lizzy Yarnold, Gareth 
Bale, Max Whitlock, Adam Peaty, 
Carl Froch, Charlotte Dujardinjo 
Pavey, plus Paralympic skier Kelly 
Gallagher and her guide Charlotte 
Evans. Subsequent programmes 
are subject to change. (S)(HD) 


10.20 BBC News; 
Local News (S)(HD) 


10.45 Match of the Day 2 

Highlights of Manchester United v 
Liverpool, and Swansea City v 
Tottenham Hotspur. (S)(HD) 

11.45 The Apprentice 10/14. The 
candidates create puddings and pitch 
them to top supermarkets. (S)(R)(HD) 

12.45am FILM It's a Wonderful Afterlife 
Horror comedy starring Shabana Azmi, 
Goldy Notay and Sendhil Ramamurthy. 
(S)(HD) (2010, 12, 95min) ★★ 

2.20 Weather for the Week Ahead (S) 
2.25-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD) 



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BBC2 


SKY 102 

HD 102/142 

VIRG102 

HM102 

F'VIEW 2 
HD 102 

F'SAT 102 
HD 109 





6.00am Animal Park (S)(R) 6.30 Match 
of the Day at 50 (S)(R)(HD) 7.35 Life 
in a Cottage Garden with Carol Klein 
(S)(R)(HD)(AD) 8.05 Countryfile (S) 

(R) (HD) 9.00 The Football League 
Show (S)(R) 10.20 Saturday Kitchen 
Best Bites (S) 11.50 Rick Stein's 
Christmas Special (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

12.50pm James Martin's Food Map of 
Britain From South Wales. (S)(R)(HD) 

1.00 The Rockford Files (S)(R)(HD) 

1.50 FILM Funny Lady Musical sequel 
to Funny Girl, starring Barbra Streisand 
as showgirl and comic Fanny Brice. 

(S) (HD) (1975, PG, 135min) ★★★ 

4.05 FILM Emma Romantic period drama 

based Jane Austen’s novel, starring 
Gwyneth Paltrow and Jeremy Northam. 
(S)(HD) (1996, U, 115min) ★★★ 



6.00 Sports Personality 
of the Year at 60 

Gary Lineker looks at the history of 
the ceremony, which has been a 
sports and broadcasting institution 
since 1954. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

7.00 James May's Toy Stories: 
Flight Club 

The Top Gear presenter investigates 
the enduring appeal of the model 
aeroplane and sets out to break the 
British record for the longest flight 
by a toy glider. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

8.00 FILM What Women Want 

Romantic comedy starring Mel 
Gibson and Helen Hunt. A 
womanising, chauvinistic advertising 
executive wakes up after an accident 
to find he has the ability to hear 
women's thoughts. With Marisa Tomei. 
(S)(HD) (2000, 12, 120min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANGUAGE ••• 


10.00 Russell Howard's 
Good News 

8/9. The comedian's perspective 
on stories in the news. (S)(R)(HD) 

10.30 FILM Mrs Henderson 
Presents 

Period comedy drama based on a 
true story, starring Judi Dench, 

Bob Hoskins and Will Young. (S)(HD) 
(AD) (2005, 12, lOOmin) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANGUAGE ••• 


12.10am FILM A Walk to Remember 

Drama starring Shane West and Mandy 
Moore. (S)(AD) (2002, PG, 95min) ★ 

1.45- 3.45 Sign Zone: Countryfile 
(S)(R) 2.45 Holby City (S)(R)(AD) 

3.45- 6.00am Previews (S) 


ITV 


SKY 103 
HD 178 


F’VIEW 3 
HD 103 

F’SAT 103 
HD 119 




6.00-9.25am CITV 

9.25 ITV News (S) 

9.30 Dickinson's Real Deal (S)(R) 

10.25 Murder, She Wrote (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

11.25 ITV News (S) 

11.30 FILM Problem Child Comedy 
starring John Ritter and Michael Oliver. 
(S)(HD) (1990, PG, 95min) ★ 

1.05pm Tipping Point Quiz show. (S)(R) 

2.05 You've Been Framed! (S)(R) 

2.35 The X Factor 24/24. Part one of 
two. The three remaining acts battle it 
out in the final. (S)(R)(HD) 

4.40 FILM Death Becomes Her Black 
comedy fantasy with Meryl Streep, Goldie 
Hawn and Bruce Willis. Two women's 
bitter rivalry takes a deadly turn after 
they discover a rejuvenating potion. 
(S)(HD)(AD) (1992, PG, 115min) ★★★ 



8.00 The X Factor Results 


6.35 Local News (S) 
6.45 ITV News (S) 


7.00 NEW Catchphrase 
Christmas Special 

Katie Price, Warwick Davis and 
Christopher Biggins try to guess the 
phrases hidden in festive animated 
clues and win cash for charity. 

Hosted by Stephen Mulhern. (S)(HD) 

8.00 The X Factor Results 
SERIES FINALE 24/24. Part two of 
two. The final two battle it out once 
more, before Dermot O'Leary 
announces this year's winner, and 
more world-famous acts take to the 
stage at Wembley Arena. (S)(HD) 

■ The Xtra Factor follows on ITV2 


10.05 FILM The Holiday 

Romantic comedy starring Cameron 
Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jude Law and 
Jack Black. Two women living on 
opposite sides of the Atlantic 
swap homes for Christmas and 
embark on new romances. (S)(HD) 
(AD) (2006, 12, 145min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANGUAGE ••• 

■ Continues after ITV News 

11.05 ITV News (S) 

11.20 FILM The Holiday Continued 
12.45am The Store 2.30 Motorsport 
UK (S)(HD) 3.20 The Jeremy Kyle 
Show USA (S)(SL)(R) 4.05 ITV 
Nightscreen (HD) 5.05-6.00am 
The Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(R)(HD) 


+1 hour 


E39 VIRGIN FREESAT 

BmI 114 HisliH 112 


CHANNEL 4 


SKY 104 

HD 227 


F’VIEW 4 
HD 104 

F’SAT 104 
HD 126 




5.45am NFL: Rush Zone (S)(HD) 6.10 
NFL: The American Football Show (S) 

(R) (HD) 7.10 How I Met Your Mother 

(S) (R)(HD)(AD) 8.00 Everybody Loves 
Raymond (S)(R) 8.30 Frasier (S)(R) 

9.00 Jamie's Comfort Food (S)(R)(HD) 
(AD) 9.30 Sunday Brunch With Jon 
Richardson, Helen George, Frank 
Skinner and Paloma Faith. (S)(HD) 

12.30pm The Big Bang Theory 
Double bill. (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
1.25-3.00 The Simpsons (S)(R)(AD) 

3.00 FILM 10 Things I Hate About You 
Romantic teen comedy starring 

Julia Stiles and Heath Ledger. (S)(HD) 
(AD) (1999, 12, 120min) ★★★ 

5.00 FILM Night at the Museum 2 
Fantasy comedy sequel with Ben Stiller. 
(S)(HD)(AD) (2009, PG, 125min) ★★★ 



FILM Night at the Museum 2 

(film started at 5.00pm) 

SEX •••VIOLENCE •••LANGUAGE »•• 


7.05 News (S) 

7.30 NEW Britain's Wildest 
Weather 2014 

Footage capturing an unpredictable 
year of weather, from tornados and 
storms to the chilliest August in 
more than two decades and the 
hottest Halloween on record. (S)(HD) 
■ Repeated tomorrow on 4seven 


9.00 Homeland 

73 Flours in Islamabad: 10/12. 

The security breach at the embassy 
has far-reaching consequences. 
(Series 4) (S)(HD)(AD) 


10.00 FILM Insidious 

Supernatural thriller starring Rose 
Byrne and Patrick Wilson. A couple's 
happy marriage is tested when they 
move into an old house and their son 
suffers a mysterious injury. (S)(HD) 
(AD) (2010, 15, 120min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••< LANGUAGE ••• 

12.00m't Alan Carr: Chatty Man With 
Stephen Fry, Micky Flanagan, Clare 
Balding and Gorgon City. (S)(R)(HD) 
1.00am LIVE American Football 
Philadelphia Eagles v Dallas Cowboys: 
From Lincoln Financial Field. Kick-off is 
at 1.30 (S)(HD) 4.45 NFL: Rush Zone 
(S)(HD) 5.10 Face the Clock (S)(R)(HD) 
5.35-6.20am Countdown (S)(R)(HD) 

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Sunday 


CHANNEL 5 



F’SAT 

105 


4.25-10.00am Milkshake! 

10.00am Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 

Karai hunts for April. (S)(R)(HD) 

10.35 Access Showbiz news. (R) 

10.45 Police Interceptors (S)(R)(HD) 

11.45 Police Interceptors (S)(R)(HD) 
12.40pm FILM PREMIERE Dear 

Secret Santa Festive drama 
starring Tatyana Ali and Bill Cobbs. 
(S)(HD) (2013, PG, llOmin) ★★ 

2.30 FILM Deck the Halls Comedy with 
Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito. 
(S)(HD) (2006, PG, llOmin) ★★ 

4.20 FILM Paper Angels Festive drama 
starring Josie Bissett. A woman leaves 
her alcoholic husband and moves 
to another town, where hope arrives 
via a Salvation Army programme. 
(S)(HD) (2014, PG, 115min) ★★ 



6.15 FILM A Christmas Kiss 

Festive romance starring Laura 
Breckenridge, Brendan Fehr 
and Elisabeth Rohm. A designer 
steals a kiss from a handsome 
man in a lift, only to discover 
that he's engaged to her boss. 
(S)(HD) (2011, PG, 105min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANGUAGE ••• 


8.00 The Abba Years 

Documentary exploring the 
success of the Swedish group, 
featuring interviews with the 
band members and footage of 
concerts and stage shows. (S)(R) 


9.00 Michael Buble's 
Christmas Special 

The crooner performs classic 
festive songs, featuring duets with 
Mary J Blige, Mariah Carey and 
the Cookie Monster. (S)(R)(HD) 

9.55 News (S)(HD) 

10.00 Britain's Favourite 
Christmas Songs 

A countdown of songs guaranteed 
to make any Christmas party go 
with a swing, including classics 
by The Jackson 5,Jona Lewie, 
Band Aid, Mud, The Pogues and 
Kirsty MacColl and Slade. (S)(R) 


1.00am Abba: In Concert A 1979 
performance by the band. (S)(R) 

2.00 SuperCasino 

3.10 World Strongman Championship 

Highlights of the 2014 Masters World 
Strongman Championships. (S)(R)(HD) 

4.00-4.25am House Doctor 

A Merseyside property. (S)(SL)(R) 



( 

1 

SKY1 


SKY 106 
HD 106/217 

VIRGIN 109 
HD 110 



6.00am Hour of Power 7.00 Are You 
Smarter Than a 10 Year Old? (S)(R) 
(HD)(AD) 8.00 Glee (Series 4) (S) 
(R)(HD)(AD) 9.00 Middle Earth: 
There and Back Again (R) 10.00 
WWE Superstars (R)(HD) 11.00 
WWE - Experience NEW EDITION 
12.00noon Ashley Banjo's 
Secret Street Crew (S)(R)(HD) 
1.00pm Last Man Standing (S)(R)(HD) 
1.30 Last Man Standing (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

2.00 Harrow: A Very British School 
1/8. Following staff and pupils at the 
boys’ school. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

3.00 Harrow: A Very British School 
2/8. The pupils compete in an annual 
a cappella sing-off. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

4.00 Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 

4.30-6.00 The Simpsons (S)(R) 



6.00 The Simpsons 

Lisa's First Word: Bart looks 
back on Lisa's early days. (S)(R) 


6.30 Futurama 

NEW EPISODE Calculon 2.0: 
Bender and Fry resurrect 
robot actor Calculon. (S)(HD) 

7.00 The Flash 

Power Outage: 7/22. Barry loses 
his powers after being zapped by 
a high-voltage villain - just as 
another criminal takes several 
hostages at the police department, 
including Iris and Eddie. (S)(R)(HD) 

8.00 Modern Family 

6/24. Claire soon regrets allowing 
Phil to decorate the house at 
Halloween. (Series 6) (S)(R)(HD) 

8.30 Trollied 

6/8. Canteen prices are hiked 
up. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

9.00 Hawaii Five-0 

NEW EPISODE Ke Koho Mamao 
Aku (Longshot): 9/22. Max 
is forced to work with a rival 
medical examiner after a cowboy 
is poisoned. (Series 5) (S) 

■ Repeated on Friday on Sky2 

10.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 
NEW EPISODE Traitor: 9/24 
Granger is poisoned by the mole, 
prompting Hetty to order a 
lockdown while the whole team 
is investigated. (Series 6) (S)(HD) 

■ Repeated on Tuesday 

11.00 Road Wars (S)(R) 12.00m't 
NCIS: Los Angeles Deadline: 4/24. 
(Series 3) (S)(R)(HD) 1.00am Hawaii 
Five-0 Mea Makamae (Treasure): 
4/23. (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD) 

2.00 Spy (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 2.30 Road 
Wars (S)(R) 3.00 Night Cops (S)(R) 
(HD) 4.00 Crash Test Dummies (S) 

(R) (HD) 4.30 Crash Test Dummies 

(S) (R)(HD) 5.00-6.00am UK 
Border Force (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 



LOCAL 

VARIATIONS 


BBC1 


SCOTLAND 

Sky 951 , Virgin 862 , Freesat 960 

10.45pm Sportscene 

11.40 Match of the Day 2 
12.40am The Apprentice 

1.40 FILM It's a Wonderful 
Afterlife (2010, 12, 95min) 
★★ 3.15 Weather for 

the Week Ahead 3.20- 
6.00am BBC News 

N. IRELAND 

Sky 953 , Virgin 863 , Freesat 957 

No variations 

WALES 

Sky 952 , Virgin 864 , Freesat 964 

No variations 


BBC2 


SCOTLAND 

Sky 970 , Freesat 970 

4.05pm NEW Restoring 
England's Heritage 4.35 
Landward 5.05 FILM 
Emma (1996, U,115min) 

★★★ 7.00-8.00pm 

River City 

N. IRELAND 

Sky 972 , Freesat 969 

6.00pm NEW Proms in 
the Park 7.00-8.00 Sports 
Personality of the Year at 
60 10.00 Opry an luir 
11.00 Sunday Politics 
11.25pm-12.10am Ql XL 

WALES 

Sky 971 , Freesat 971 

No variations 


ITV 


As main ITV except: 

WALES 

12.35-1.05pm The Martin 
Lewis Money Show 


S4C 


Sky 134 , Virgin 166 , Freesat 120 

6.00am Cyw 8.50 

Penblwyddi Cyw 8.55 
Pen-BIwydd Pwy? 9.00 
Cyfrinach Oes y Cerrig 

10.00 Brwydr y Fwydlen 

10.30 Dal Ati: Bore Da 

11.30 NEW Dal Ati: 

Galwch Acw 12.30pm 
Clwb: Clwb 12.45 LIVE 
Clwb: Sgorio 3.00 Clwb: 
Clwb 3.45 LIVE Clwb: 

Clwb Rygbi 6.10 Clwb: 

Clwb 6.25 Ras yn Erbyn 
Amser 6.50 Newyddion 
S4C a'r Tywydd 7.00 
NEW Aids: Cyfrinach y 
Congo 8.00 Dechrau 
Canu Dechrau Canmol 

8.30 Siarad o Brofiad 

9.00 Cara Fi 10.00 
Rygbi: Cwpan Pencampwyr 
Ewrop 11.00pm- 
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TV&Satelljtg 

Best for 
Sky and 
Virgin 



7.00pm Great TV Mistakes 

A selection of on-screen 
mishaps and continuity errors. 

7.30 Doctor Who: 

The Ultimate Guide 

A look at the sci-fi show (HD) 

7.40 Doctor Who: The Day 
of the Doctor Matt Smith 
and David Tennant's Doctors 
join forces for the 50th 
anniversary special. (HD)(AD) 

9.00 Top Gear: Polar 
Challenge Jeremy Clarkson, 
James May and Richard 
Hammond compete in a 
450-mile race from Canada 
to the North Pole. (HD) 

10.00 Family Guy 

Secondhand Spoke: 15/21. 
Peter takes up smoking. (HD) 
10.25 The Most Interesting 
Man in the World: 17/21. Peter 
becomes an intelligent, classy 
person. (Series 12) (HD) 

10.45 American Dad! Double bill. 
(HD) 11.30 Some Girls (HD) 
12.00m't Sweat the Small Stuff 
(HD) 12.30am How Safe Are 
My Drugs? (HD) 1.30 The 
Revolution Will Be Televised 
(HD) 2.00 Some Girls (HD) 
2.30-4.00am Our War: 
Goodbye Afghanistan (SL)(AD) 


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VIR107 

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7.00pm The Fairytale 
Castles of King Ludwig II 
with Dan Cruickshank 

Documentary exploring the 
aesthetics associated with 
Ludwig II of Bavaria. (HD) 

8.00 Rome: A History 
of the Eternal City 3/3 

Charting Rome's rise from the 
abandonment and neglect of 
the 14th century. (HD)(AD) 

9.00 Pompeii: The 
Mystery of the People 
Frozen in Time Exploring 
how citizens' bodies were 
preserved by the 79AD 
eruption of Vesuvius. (HD)(AD) 

10.00 Pillars of Creation: 
The Sky at Night NEW 

EDITION Chris Lintott and 
Maggie Aderin-Pocock discuss 
nebulae - vast clouds of dust 
and gases that play a role in the 
birth and death of stars. (HD) 

10.30 Queen: Days of Our Lives 
(HD)(AD) 12.30am Great 
American Rock Anthems: Turn 
It Up to 11 1.30 Sounds of the 
Eighties 2.00 Natural World 
Special: Miracle in the Marshes 
of Iraq (HD) 3.00-4.00am The 
Fairytale Castles of King Ludwig 
II with Dan Cruickshank (HD) 



6.00am Emmerdale (SL)(HD) 
8.35 Coronation Street (SL) 
(HD)(AD) 11.00 The X Factor 
(HD) 1.10pm The Xtra Factor 
(HD) 2.10 Kylie Minogue: The 
Hot Desk (HD) 2.25 FILM Santa 
Baby: Festive comedy. (HD) 
(2006, U, 90min) ★★ 4.15 
FILM PREMIERE Beethoven's 
Christmas Adventure: Comedy. 
(HD)(AD) (2011, U, 85min) ★★ 

6.00 FILM The Polar 

Express Computer-animated 
adventure starring Tom Hanks. 
A sceptical young boy travels 
to the North Pole on an 
amazing steam train. (HD)(AD) 
(2004, U, lOOmin) ★★★ 

8.00 Scorpion Risky Business: 
8/12. A musical prodigy assists 
Scorpion in investigating the 
murder of his friend, who was 
a music-industry blogger (HD) 

9.00 Educating Joey Essex: 
Winter Essex-Pedition 

Joey Essex travels to remote 
Patagonia at the southern tip 
of South America for a very 
special winter education. (HD) 


6.00am Rules of Engagement 
(HD) 8.30 How I Met Your 
Mother (HD)(AD) 10.00 
Hollyoaks (HD)(AD) 12.30pm 
Made in Chelsea (HD) 

1.30 FILM Step Up 3: Dance 
musical sequel. (HD) (2010, 

12, 102min) ★ 3.50 Rude(ish) 
Tube Shorts 4.00 Melissa & 
Joey (HD) 5.00 Brooklyn 
Nine-Nine (HD) 6.00 The 
Big Bang Theory (HD)(AD) 

7.00-10.00 The Big Bang 
Theory 15/24. Sheldon 
and Amy take a train ride 
to Napa Valley. (HD)(AD) 

7.30 16/24. Howard is 
offered the chance to go 
back into space. (HD)(AD) 
8.00 17/24. Amy tries to 
find Raj a date. (HD)(AD) 
8.30 18/24. Sheldon visits his 
mother in Houston. (HD)(AD) 
9.00 19/24. Raj tries to date 
Lucy and Emily at the same 
time. (Series 7) (HD)(AD) 
9.30 8/24. The girls decide to 
re-enact their prom nights. 
(Series 8) (HD)(AD) 


10.00 The Xtra Factor 
SERIES FINALE Sarah- Jane 
Crawford interviews this year's 
TheX Factor winner (HD) 

11.00 Through the Christmas 
Keyhole (HD) 12.05am FILM 
American Pie Presents The 
Naked Mile: Raunchy comedy 
sequel. (HD)(AD) (2006, 15, 
97min) ★ 2.10-2.55am The 
Vampire Diaries (HD)(AD) 


10.00 The Inbetweeners 

5/6. Will is left home alone 
for the weekend. (AD) 

10.30 6/6. The gang goes on 
a camping trip. (Series 3) (AD) 
11.10 Bad Robots (HD) 11.40pm- 
1.35am How I Met Your Mother 
(HD)(AD) 1.35am Rules of 
Engagement (HD) 2.30 The 
Cleveland Show (SL)(HD) 3.15- 
6.00am Hollyoaks (SL)(HD)(AD) 


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Sunday 




Entertainment 


PM 


8 

PM 


PM 


10 

PM 


SKY LIVING 


SKY 107 
HD 107/230 


VIRGIN 111 
HD 112 


6.00-8.00am RSPCA Animal 
Rescue: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 8.00 

9.00 The Real A&E (HD) 
10.00 Sportswomen (HD) 

10.30 Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line (HD) 

11.00 The Face USA (HD) 
12.00noon The Biggest Loser 

USA: Double bill. (HD) 
2.00-6.00pm Million Dollar 
Listing: Miami: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. (HD) 

6.00 Four Weddings (HD) 


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11.00 Bones 


7.00 Four Weddings 

A free-spirited bride goes 
against tradition, and a 
woman has a lavish, 
fairytale celebration. 

8.00 Elementary Rip Off: 
5/24. Sherlock teams up 
with Kitty to look into the 
murder of a shop owner. 
(Series 3) (HD) 

9.00 Stalker The 

Haunting: 5/13. Jack and 
Beth come to the aid of 
a woman who believes 
she is under constant 
surveillance. (HD) 

10.00 Forbidden Love: Three 
Way Love: 5/5. People in 
polyamorous relationships. 
(HD) 11.00 Bones (HD) 

12.00m't Criminal Minds (HD) 
2.00am Inside: Alaska's 
Toughest Prison 3.00 
Motorway Patrol 3.30 Border 
Security: Canada's Front Line 
(HD) 4.20 The Real A&E 
(HD) 5.10-6.00am Nothing 
to Declare: Double bill. 


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6.00-7.55am Chopper 
Squad: Back-to-back 
editions. 7.55 
Entertainment Week 
8.30 Nothing to Declare 

9.00am-12.00noon Dating 
in the Dark: Back-to-back 
editions. 2.00-6.00pm 
Sun, Sea and A&E: 
Back-to-back editions. 
6.00 Dating in the Dark 

7.00 The Real A&E 

8.00 NY Med 

9.00 Ladyboys An 
exploration of the cabaret 
shows in Pattaya, Thailand. 

10.00 Big Trouble in 
Thailand Following life 
inside the notorious Bang 
Kwangjail in Thailand. 

11.00 The Hunks 12.00m't 

Sexcetera 1.00am The 
Steve Wilkos Show 1.50 
Maury 2.40 Dog Patrol: 
Double bill. 3.30 Ghost 
Hunters 4.20-6.00am 
Nothing to Declare 


SKY ATLANTIC 


SKY 108 

HD 108/228 


] 


6.00am Cleverdicks (HD) 7.00 
Love/Lust and Power Couples 
(HD) 8.00 The Guest Wing 
(HD) 9.00 Seinfeld (HD) 
10.00 Smash (Series 2) (HD) 
12.00noon Urban Secrets (HD) 
1.00pm Networks of Power 
with Sir Christopher Meyer 
(HD) 2.00 Friday Night Lights 
(HD) 3.00 Blue Bloods (HD) 
5.00 Without a Trace: A Tree 
Falls: 7/24. (HD) 6.00 Trip 
Box: 8/24. A firefighter 
disappears. (Series 2) (HD) 



7.00 Without a Trace 

Moving On: 9/24. 

Jack’s team scours the 
city for a neurosurgeon 
who has gone missing. 
(Series 2) (HD) 

8.00 Richard E Grant's 
Hotel Secrets 5/8. The 
actor visits some of the 
world’s most expensive 
hotels in London, Paris 
and Los Angeles. (HD) 

9.00 NEW SERIES Olive 
Kitteridge Pharmacy/ 
Incoming Tide: 1 &2/4. 
Drama based on Elizabeth 
Strout's novel telling the 
story of an acerbic New 
England maths teacher 
over 25 years. Stars 
Frances McDormand. 

See feature, page 14 (HD) 

11.25 Game of Thrones (HD) 
12.40am Richard E Grant's 
Hotel Secrets (HD) 1.40 True 
Detective (HD) 2.55 The 
Sopranos (HD) 4.05 The 
Devil's Dinner Party 5.00- 
6.00am Fish Town (HD) 


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VIRGIN 

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7.00am Keeping Up 
Appearances 7.40 Last of 
the Summer Wine 8.55 
Steptoe and Son 9.50 
The Thin Blue Line 
10.30 The Vicar of Dibley: 
Double bill. 1.00pm Harry 
Hill's TV Burp 1.30 My Family 
Christmas Special 2.35 
Keeping Up Appearances 
3.15 Last of the Summer Wine 
4.35 Steptoe and Son 5.35 
The Thin Blue Line 6.15 My 
Family Christmas Special 



7.30 The Vicar of Dibley 

Christmas special from 
2006. The vicar is swept 
off her feet by a new 
arrival to the village. 
Guest stars Keeley Hawes 
and Richard Armitage. 
8.40 The last-ever 
episode, which sees 
Geraldine preparing for 
her wedding. But there 
are hitches even before 
the big day arrives. 


10.00 One Foot in the 
Grave Christmas special. 
A face from the past 
haunts the Meldrews. 

10.50 The Catherine Tate 
Christmas Show 11.45 
Harry Enfield and Chums 
1.00am The Catherine 
Tate Christmas Show 1.45 
Harry Enfield and Chums 
2.45-4.00am 'Alio 'Alio! 


VIRGIN 

127 


DAVE 


VIRGIN 128 
HD 194 | 


7.10am Rocket City Rednecks 
(HD) 8.00 Top Gear 9.00 
Top Gear Vietnam Special 
10.35am-5.00pm Lizard Lick 
Towing: Back-to-back 
editions. (HD) 5.00pm The 
World's Most Stupid Criminals 
6.00 Storage Hunters: Lori and 
Kashuna go head to head at 
auction and bid for a vintage 
car (HD) 6.30 Brandon and 
the Taylor brothers set their 
sights on some vintage 
military equipment. (HD) 



7.00 World's Most 
Dangerous Roads Hugh 
Bonneville and Jessica 
Hynes go on a road trip 
through Georgia. (HD) 

8.00 Ql XL Stephen Fry 
hosts as Sue Perkins, 
Ross Noble, David 
Mitchell and Alan Davies 
answering questions on 
knits and knots. (HD) 

9.00 Ql Stephen Fry asks 
questions about journeys, 
and Rob Brydon, Phill 
Jupitus, Cal Wilson and 
Alan Davies try to give 
interesting answers. (HD) 

10.00 FILM Sin City Gory 
thriller starring Bruce 
Willis. (HD) (2005, 

18, 124min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.30am Mock the Week 1.10 
8 Out of 10 Cats: 1.40 The 
World's Most Stupid Criminals 
2.35-4.00am Problems: 
Back-to-back episodes. (HD) 


6.00am Duncan 
Bannatyne's Seaside 
Rescue 7.00 The Real 
A&E 8.00 Emergency 
with Angela Griffin 9.00 
Airline 10.00 Greatest 
Little Britons: Brassed Off 
11.00 The Penguins of 
Madagascar - Special 

11.30 Get Santa Special 
12.00noon Sanjeev 
Bhaskar's Little Cracker 
12.15pm Johnny Vegas's 
Little Cracker 12.30 Last 
Man Standing 1.00 Airline 
2.00-7.00 Stargate SG-1 

7.00 The Middle 

8.00 A League of Their 
Own With Joe Hart. 

9.00 Dog the Bounty 
Hunter Tracking fugitives. 

10.00 Brit Cops: War on 
Crime 11.00 Night Cops 
12.00m't The Flash 
1.00am Forever 2.00 
Battlestar Galactica 3.00 
Road Wars 5.00- 
6.00am Obese: A Year 
to Save My Life USA 


PICK 


6.00am Nothing to 
Declare: Double bill. 7.00 
Motorway Patrol 8.00 
Bigger Than 9.00 Fat 
Families 11.00 Psychic 
Sally: On the Road 

12.00noon 60 Minute 
Makeover 2.00pm 
Unforgettable 4.00 
Treasure Island 6.00 
Highway Cops 6.30 
Inside RAF Brize Norton 

7.30 Highway Cops 

8.00 Dog the Bounty 
Hunter Double bill. 

9.00 The British 3/7. How 
Britain changed under 
the Tudors and Stuarts. 

10.00 Ross Kemp Back 
on the Frontline 

11.00 Pot Cops 12.00m't 
Police 10/7 1.00am Cop 
Squad 3.00 Christmas 
Crime UK 4.00 
Emergency Animal 
Rescue 5.00-6.00am 
Sixth Sense with Colin Fry 


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VIRGIN 

129 


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ITV3 

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6.00am World Kitchen 6.25 
A Touch of Frost (HD) 8.15 
The Darling Buds of May 
(HD) 9.25 Heartbeat 11.35 
A Touch of Frost: Private Lives. 
1.35pm Rosemary & Thyme 
2.40 Agatha Christie's Marple 
(HD) 4.50 Columbo: 
Forgotten Lady: Mystery (HD) 
6.50 Inspector Morse: 

The Remorseful Day: Morse 
takes on his final case in the 
last-ever episode of the 
detective drama. (HD) 



Inspector Morse 

(started at 6.50pm) 


9.00 Lewis Life Born of 
Fire: A killer targets 
members of a religious 
group, and it soon 
becomes clear that 
Hathaway, who once 
trained for the 
priesthood, knows more 
about the case than he 
is willing to reveal. (HD) 

11.00 Cracker 1.15am FILM 

The Count of Monte Cristo: 
Adventure starring Jim 
Caviezel. (HD) (2001, PG, 

131 min) ★★★★ 3.20 ITV3 
Nightscreen (HD) 3.40- 
6.00am Emmerdale (HD) 


SKY 109 

HD 109/245 


VIRG124 
HD 191 


6.00-8.20am Beverly Hills 
Pawn: Back-to-back 
editions. (HD) 8.20 
EastEnders Christmas Fall 
Outs 9.40 Doctor Who 

11.00 The Funny Side 
of TV Talent Shows 

12.00noon The Funny Side 
of Animals 1.00pm The 
Funny Side of Christmas 

2.00 The Funny Side of 
Politics 3.00 The Funny 
Side of Live TV 4.00 Wild 
Things with Dominic 
Monaghan SERIES 
FINALE (HD) 5.00 John 
Torode's Australia (HD) 

6.00 Countryside 999 
(HD) 7.00 Who Repairs 
Wins (HD) 8.00 
Choccywoccydoodah 
(HD) 9.00 EastEnders 
Christmas Fall Outs 
10.20 The Toys That 
Made Christmas 
12.20am Grimm (HD) 
1.15-3.00am Emma 


ALIBI 


SKY 132 

HD 132/247 


VIRG130 
HD 200 


7.10am The Closer (HD) 

9.00 Castle (HD) 10.00 
Judge John Deed 

12.00noon Dalziel & 
Pascoe 2.00pm New 
Tricks: As 9.00pm. (HD) 

3.00 Judge John Deed 

5.00 Dalziel & Pascoe 

7.00 New Tricks As shown 
at 10.00pm. (HD) 

8.00 Castle The Final Nail: 
15/24. One of the 
author's schoolfriends is 
suspected of murdering 
his wife. (Series 3) (HD) 

9.00 New Tricks Roots: 
The detectives and their 
new boss investigate an 
immigrant's murder (HD) 

10.00 Wild Justice: Sasha 
is asked to prove a crime 
boss was convicted on 
false evidence. (HD) 

11.00 Silent Witness (HD) 
1.10am Murdoch 
Mysteries (HD) 3.10- 
4.00am The Closer (HD) 


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m 

VIR118 

HD178 



6.00am Tommy Cooper 
6.25-8.35 Black Gold (HD) 

8.35 Ax Men (HD) 9.30 FIA 
Formula E Championship (HD) 

10.30 Alias Smith and Jones 

11.35 FILM Captain Newman 
MD: Comedy drama. (HD) 
(1963, PG,126min) ★★ 

2.10pm FILM Ice Cold in Alex: 
World War Two drama. ( 1958, 
b/w, PG, 129min) ★★★★ 
4.50 FILM Battle of Midway: 
World War Two drama. (HD) 
(1976, PG, 125min) ★★★ 




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7.30-9.00 Storage Wars 

Barry uses his 
secret weapon. (HD) 
8.00 Brandi goes to the 
auction alone, while 
Darrell buys some 
vintage bottles. (HD) 

8.30 Brandi andJarrod 
reopen the store. (HD) 

9.00 FILM Doom Sci-fi 
horror thriller starring 
Karl Urban and The 
Rock. A team of tough 
Marines is sent to Mars 
after an experiment at a 
research station goes 
horribly wrong. (HD) 
(2005, 15, 105min) ★★★ 

SEX ••§ VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.05 FILM Species: The 
Awakening: Sci-fi chiller 
sequel with Helena Mattsson 
and Ben Cross. (HD) (2007, 
15, 94min) ★★ 1.10am 
River Monsters (HD) 2.10- 
2.50am Nitro Circus (HD) 


ITV ENCORE 


SKY 123 

HD 123/263 


9.00am Flipping Out 
10.00 Peter Andre's Bad 
Boyfriend Club (HD) 11.00 
Minors in Designers (HD) 
12.05pm Dinner Date 
(HD) 2.10-7.00 The Real 
Housewives of New Jersey: 
Back-to-back editions. 

7.00 Girlfri3nds The girls 
spend a day with the 
last two of their four 
remaining guys. (HD) 

8.00 Minors in Designers 
Nick launches a search for 
the face of a Childsplay 
clothing range. (HD) 

9.00 The Real Housewives 
of Atlanta NEW EDITION 
Kandi meets Mama Joyce 
after several weeks with 
no communication. (HD) 

10.00 Mob Wives 
News of Karen's book 
deal spreads. (HD) 

11.00 Big Rich Atlanta (HD) 
11.55pm-12.50am The 
Jeremy Kyle Show USA 

VIRG 
120 


6.00am The Encore Hour 
12.00noon Dandelion 
Dead 2.00pm Movies 
Now: Film reviews. (HD) 

2.10 Encore Preview 
2.35 The Ruth Rendell 
Mysteries 4.55 Anna Lee 

7.00 Agatha Christie's 
Poirot Curtain: Poirot's 
Final Case: The sleuth 
takes on his final case 

as he and Hastings return 
to the scene of their first 
murder investigation 
to battle Poirot's 
ultimate nemesis. (HD) 

9.00 Cilia 3/3. A failed 
attempt to crack America 
threatens to derail 
Cilia's success. (HD) 

10.00 A Mother's Son 1/2. 
Crime drama starring 
Hermione Norris and 
Martin Clunes. (HD) 

11.00 A Mother's Son: 2/2. 
(HD) 12.05am Crime 
Stories (HD) 1.05 Cilia 
(HD) 2.05 Maigret 4.00- 
6.00am The Encore Hour 


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14 December 


Sunday 


COMEDY CENTRAL 


SKY 112 

HD 112/205 


VIRGIN 132 
HD 181 


8.00am-7.00pm Friends: 
Back-to-back episodes, 
including at: 5.30pm 5/24. 
Ross joins Rachel on her first 
trip to a launderette, where a 
machine shortage leads to a 
stand-off. (HD) 6.00 7/24. 

A power cut leaves Chandler 
trapped in a bank's ATM lobby 
with a stunning model. (HD) 
6.30 8/24. The pals pay 
their last respects at the 
funeral of Ross and Monica's 
grandmother. (Series 1 ) (HD) 



10.00 Lee Evans: XL Tour 


7.00 Friends 10/25. Rachel 
quits her waitressing 
job. (Series 3) (HD) 

7.30 The Middle 9/24. 
Brick's lies get him into 
trouble. (Series 5) (HD) 

8.00 Friends 9/24 
Thanksgiving does not 
go as planned. (HD) 

8.30 10/24. The gang 
celebrates New Year's 
Eve. (Series 1) (HD) 

9.00 Live at the Apollo 

Jack Whitehall hosts an 
evening of stand-up, 
introducing routines by 
comedians Katherine 
Ryan and Rich Hall. (HD) 

10.00 Lee Evans: XL Tour 

The comedian's 2005 
performance in Cardiff. 

11.20 Impractical Jokers (HD) 
11.50 Jackass 12.50am 
South Park (HD) 1.50 
Workaholics (HD) 2.20 Two 
and a Half Men (HD) 2.50 
The King of Queens (HD) 

3.45 Two and a Half Men 
(HD) 4.35-5.00am Frasier 


SYFY 


6.00am Dinotopia: The 
Temptation 8.00 Teleshopping 
11.00 FILM The Dinosaur 
Project: Sci-fi adventure. (HD) 
(2012,12, 79min) ★★★ 
1.00pm Defiance (HD) 2.00 
The Librarians (HD) 4.00 
FILM LA Apocalypse (HD) 
(2014, 15, 120min) ★ 

6.00 FILM Mantera: Sci-fi 
adventure starring Tomok 
Shah Indrawan and Kamaliya. 
In Malay with subtitles. (HD) 
(2012, PG, 117min) ★★ 



Mantera 

(film started at 6.00pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG 


8.00 Dominion Pilot: 1/9. 
Apocalyptic supernatural 
drama with Christopher 
Egan. The archangel 
Gabriel declares war on 
humans, whom he holds 
responsible for God's 
disappearance. (HD) 


10.00 FILM Land of the Dead: 
Horror thriller sequel. (HD) 
(2005, 15, 93min) ★★★★ 
12.00m't Haven (HD) 
1.00am FILM The Last 
Sentinel: Apocalyptic combat 
thriller. (2007, 15, 94min) ★★ 

3.00 Destination Truth (HD) 
4.10-6.00am FILM 

The Dinosaur Project: 

Fantasy adventure. (HD) 
(2012,12, 79min) ★★★ 


M0RE4 


UNIVERSAL 


SKY 138 

HD138/231 


VIR147H 

HD203| 


SKY 113 

HD 113/204 


VIRGIN 

137 


8.55am SuperScrimpers (HD) 
9.35 The Fabulous Baker 
Brothers Do Christmas (HD) 
10.35 River Cottage Christmas 
(HD) 11.35 Christmas at River 
Cottage 12.35pm George 
Clarke's Amazing Spaces at 
Christmas (HD) 1.40 Jamie's 
Family Christmas (HD) 
2.40-5.20 Four in a Bed: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 
5.20-7.30 Come Dine with 
Me Christmas: Back-to-back 
editions from York. (HD) 


COME DINE 
WITH ME 


7.30 Come Dine with... 


7.30 Come Dine with Me 
Christmas The final 
dinner party in York. (HD) 

8.00 George Clarke's 
Amazing Christmas 
Spaces The architect 
visits a man-made 
stalactite crystal 
grotto in Surrey. (HD) 

9.00 Snowstorm: 

Britain's Big Freeze 

An investigation into the 
possible factors behind 
the extreme weather 
in February 2009. 

10.05 The Floods That 
Foiled New Year: 
Caught on Camera (HD) 


6.00am Numb3rs (HD) 7.00 
Teleshopping 8.00 Major 
Crimes (HD) 10.00 Motive 
(HD) 11.00 CSI: Miami (HD) 
12.00noon-4.00pm Law 
& Order: Back-to-back 
episodes. (Series 14) (HD) 
4.00-7.00pm NCIS: Driven: 
11/24. (HD) 5.00 Suspicion: 
12/24. A Marine intelligence 
officer is murdered. (HD) 

6.00 Sandblast: 7124. A 
Marine colonel is killed in an 
explosion. (Series 4) (HD) 


11.10 King of Christmas Lights 
(HD) 12.15am Snowstorm: 
Britain's Big Freeze 1.20 
Secrets of the Body Snatchers: 
A Time Team Special 
(HD) 2.25-4.00am Time 
Team Special: The Big Dig 


1 

10.00 Law & Order: SVU 


7.00 NCIS Once a Hero: 
8/24. A former Marine 
falls to his death, and 
investigations lead to the 
discovery of another 
body. (Series 4) (HD) 

8.00 CSI: Miami Bunk: 
13/24. A man dies 
after inhaling a lethal 
combination of chemicals 
while trying to rescue his 
cat from a house. (HD) 

9.00 Forced Entry: 

14/24. The team is 
called in to investigate 
the rape and murder 
of a man with a dubious 
past. (Series 1) (HD) 

10.00 Law & Order: 
Special Victims Unit 

Appearances: 19/25. A 
beauty pageant princess 
is killed. (Series 4) (HD) 


11.00pm-4.00am Law & 

Order: Special Victims Unit: 
Back-to-back episodes. (HD) 

4.00-6.00am Life (HD) 


FOX 


SKY 124 

HD 124/188 


VIRGIN 157 
HD 158 


8.00- 1 0.00am Cops: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 

10.00am-3.00pm Medium: 
Back-to-back episodes. (HD) 

3.00- 7.00pm NCIS: Ships in 
the Night: 11 /24. (HD) 4.00 
Recruited: 12/24. (HD) 5.00 
Freedom: 13/24. The team 
suspects a Marine has beaten 
her husband to death. (HD) 
6.00 A Man Walks into a Bar: 
14/24. The agents are forced 
to undergo psychological 
evaluations. (Series 8) (HD) 


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7.00 NCIS Defiance: 15/24. 
The team is asked to 
protect the daughter of a 
foreign defence secretary 
while she studies in 
America. (Series 8) (HD) 

8.00 Honour Thy Father: 
24/24. Gibbs decides 

to travel to his home 
town after hearing news 
of his father's passing. 
(Series 11 ) (HD) 

9.00 Freak Show 5/8. 
Amazing Ali shows off her 
engagement ring. (HD) 

9.30 6/8. Todd decides 
to hold a strongman 
competition. (HD) 

10.00 Maron 9/13 Marc 
hits it off with his podcast 
guest. (Series 2) (HD) 


10.30 Family Guy (HD) 11.00 
Jack Irish: Dead Point (HD) 
1.00am Family Guy 2.00 The 
Cleveland Show (HD) 3.00 
Family Guy 4.00-5.00am 
American Dad! Double bill. 



9.00am Star Trek 
11.00am-2.00pm NCIS: 
Triple bill. 2.00pm The 
High Chaparral 4.00 
Gunsmoke 6.00 Bonanza 

7.00 Bonanza The 
Courtship: 16/34. Hoss 
falls for a beautiful 
widow with a gambling 
problem. (Series 2) 

8.00 SOF: Special Ops 
Force Who’s Who: 

2117. An arms dealer 
agrees to testify against 
his boss. (Series 2) 

9.00 Flashpoint The 
Element of Surprise: 3/13. 
The SRU team helps 
undercover agents with a 
raid on a drug dealer 

10.00 Asking for Flowers: 
4/13. A woman loses 
patience with her violent 
brother-in-law. (Series 1 ) 

11.00pm-2.00am Star 
Trek: The Next Generation: 
Triple bill. 2.00-6.00am 
The High Chaparral: 
Back-to-back episodes. 


8.00-10.00am Judge Judy 
10.00am-3.00pm 

Dallas: Back-to-back 
episodes. 3.00pm FILM 

Finding John Christmas: 
Fantasy drama sequel. 
(2003, PG, 91 min) ★★ 

5.00 FILM A Diva's 
Christmas Carol: Musical 
starring Vanessa Williams. 
(2000, 12, 85min) ★ 

7.00 FILM Comfort and 
Joy Festive fantasy 
starring Nancy McKeon 
and Steven Eckholdt. 
(2003, PG, 85min) ★★ 

9.00 Unsolved Mysteries 
The case of a woman 
who was trampled 

to death by a horse 
is re-examined. 

10.00 A look at the 
disappearance of a 
wealthy dog breeder and 
a series of UFO sightings. 
11.00pm-1.45am Jerry 
Springer 1.45am 
Unsolved Mysteries 3.35- 
5.00am Judge Judy 


9.00am Marvel's Agents of 
S.H.I.E.L.D. (HD) 10.00 
Kirstie's Vintage Christmas 
(HD) 11.00 Kirstie's 
Handmade Christmas 
(HD) 12.00noon Kirstie's 
Home for Christmas (HD) 

I. 00pm Kirstie's Crafty 
Christmas (HD) 2.00- 

4.00 Come Dine with Me 
(HD) 4.00 100 Greatest 
Toys with Jonathan Ross 

7.00 George Clarke's 
Amazing Spaces (HD) 

8.00 Jamie's Cracking 
Christmas (HD) 

9.00 Gogglebox 

10.00 24 Hours in A&E 
A boy is brought in after 
falling from a tree. (HD) 

II. 05 One Born Every 
Minute (HD) 12.05am 
Embarrassing Bodies: 
Back to the Clinic (HD) 

1.05 Gogglebox (HD) 

2.05 Skint 3.00 
Confessions of a Teacher 
(HD) 3.55-4.55am A&E 
in the War Zone (HD) 


12.00noon My Name Is 
Earl 12.25pm Diagnosis 
Murder 2.30 Jesse 
Stone: Death in Paradise 
4.15 Jesse Stone: Sea 
Change: Crime drama. 

6.00 NCIS (Series 8) 

7.00 NCIS Enemies 
Domestic: 9/24. The safe 
house is attacked and Eli 
goes missing. (Series 8) 

8.00 Faith: 10/24. 

A Marine is killed after 
changing his religious 
persuasion. (Series 7) 

9.00 CSI Say Uncle: 6/24. 
The team searches for a 
child who witnessed a 
murder (Series 9) 

10.00 CSI: Miami 
Mommie Deadest: 22/24. 
A suburban mother is 
murdered. (Series 8) 

11.00 CSI: NY 12.00m't 
CSI 12.55am My Name 
Is Earl 1.55 True Justice 
2.55-3.00am Access 

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I. 00pm The Gadget Show 

2.00 Animal A&E 
2.30 FILM Earthstorm: 
Sci-fi action drama. 
(2006, PG, 90min) ★★ 

4.20 FILM Cloudy with a 
Chance of Meatballs: 
Animated comedy. 

(2009, U, 89min) ★★★ 
6.10 FILM Superman: 
Sci-fi adventure. (1978, 
PG, 143min) ★★★★ 

9.00 The Yorkshire 
Ripper: Born to Kill? 

A psychological profile 
of Peter Sutcliffe. 

10.00 Slaughtered at the 
Murder Hotel The story 
of 19th-century American 
serial killer Dr HH Holmes. 

II. 00pm-12.00m't 
Madeleine McCann: 

A Global Obsession: The 
campaign run by Kate 
and Gerry McCann to 
keep their missing 
daughter in the public eye. 


6.00am Fame in the Frame 
(HD) 7.00 In Confidence 
(HD) 8.00 Yes Acoustic: 
Guaranteed No Hiss 8.45 A to 
Zeppelin 10.00 Led Zeppelin: 
Celebration Day (HD) 
12.30pm Down the Tracks: The 
Music That Influenced Led 
Zeppelin (HD) 2.30 The 
Great Culture Quiz (HD) 4.00 
Portrait Artist of the Year 2014 
(HD) 5.00 My Shakespeare 
(HD) 6.00 South Bank Show 
Originals: Paula Rego 6.30 
Sculpting Life: Rowan Gillespie 


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9.00 OMD: Architecture 


7.30 Gary Numan: 
Reinvention - The 
Electric Warrior 

Documentary profiling 
the Hammersmith- 
born singer's career. 

8.30 Video Killed the 
Radio Star: The Synth 
Years The electronic 
music scene. (HD) 

9.00 OMD: Architecture 
& Morality A 2007 
reunion concert by the 
synthpop band, held 
at the Hammersmith 
Apollo in London. (HD) 

10.15 South Bank Masterclasses: 
Abi Morgan (HD) 10.30 
Psychobitches (HD) 11.00 
The Legacy (HD) 12.15am 
Forever Crazy (HD) 

1.55 Gary Numan: Reinvention 
- The Electric Warrior (HD) 
2.55 Video Killed the Radio 
Star: The Synth Years (HD) 
3.20 OMD: Architecture & 
Morality (HD) 4.30 Playhouse 
Presents: Nixon's the One 
(HD) 5.30-6.00am COI 
Design for Today (HD) 


SKY ARTS 2 


6.00am FILM No One 

Could Protect Her: 
Fact-based thriller 
(1995,18, 93min) ★★ 
8.00am-1.00pm 
Highway to Heaven 

I. 00pm FILM Child's Cry: 
Drama. (1985, 12, 

94min) ★★ 3.00 FILM 
Bonds of Love: Romantic 
drama. (1992, 15, 90min) 
★★ 5.00 FILM David's 
Mother: Drama. (1994, 
PG, 92min) ★★ 

7.00-9.00 M*A*S*H 
Back-to-back episodes. 

9.00 I Am Slave Drama 
starring Wunmi Mosaku 
as a woman planning an 
escape from slavery. 

II. 00 FILM Suzanne's 
Diary for Nicholas: 
Romantic drama. (2005, 
PG, 90min) ★★ 1.00- 
3.00am FILM A Change 
of Heart: Drama. ( 1998, 
12, 88min) ★★ 


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6.00am Highlights 
12.30pm" South Bank 
Show Originals: Mikhail 
Baryshnikov 1.00 The 
King's Singers Christmas 
(HD) 2.00 Mariinsky: The 
Nutcracker (HD) 3.55 
Classical Destinations (HD) 

4.00 Pavarotti - The 
Christmas Concert 

5.00 Andre Rieu in 
Wonderland (HD) 7.30 
Les Patineurs (HD) 8.00 
Michael Feinstein's 
American Songbook 
(HD) 9.15 Broadway Goes 
Hollywood (HD) 10.15 
Rigoletto (HD) 12.40am 
Classical Destinations (HD) 

12.45 Great Entertainers: 
The Show Stoppers (HD) 

1.45 Michael Feinstein's 
American Songbook 
(HD) 3.00 Andre Rieu: 
Christmas Around the 
World 5.00 South Bank 
Show Originals: Mikhail 
Baryshnikov 5.30- 
6.00am South Bank Show 
Originals: Pete Townshend 


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DISCOVERY 


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SKY 520 

HD 520/561 


VIRGIN 211 
HD 212 


6.00-8.00am How It's Made: 
Back-to-back editions. 8.00 
Alaska: The Last Frontier (HD) 

9.00 Wheeler Dealers (HD) 

10.00 Auction Hunters (HD) 

11.00 Naked and Afraid (HD) 
12.00noon Gold Divers (HD) 
1.30pm How It's Made (HD) 

2.00 Lava Chasers: In Hawaii. 
(HD) 3.00 Trawler Wars (HD) 

4.00 Treasure Quest (HD) 

5.00 Biblical Mysteries 
Explained (HD) 6.00 Codes 
and Conspiracies (HD) 


9.00 Alaska: The Last... 


7.00 Stephen Hawking's 
Grand Design What 
the laws of physics can 
reveal about humanity, 
reality and the meaning 
of existence. (HD) 

8.00 Tattoo Hunter 
Lars Krutak tracks 

the Kalinga head-hunters 
in the Philippines, 
hoping to learn about 
their tribal tattoos. 

9.00 Alaska: The Last 
Frontier NEW EDITION 

Eiven and Eve prepare 
for a new arrival before 
winter sets in. (HD) 


10.00 Ice Lake Rebels 
NEW EDITION Brian 
takes a perilous plunge 
into a subarctic lake. (HD) 

11.00 Airplane Repo (HD) 
12.00m't Real Prison Breaks: 
Double bill. (HD) 1.00am 
Yukon Men (HD) 2.00-5.30 
Fifth Gear: Back-to-back 
editions. (HD) 5.30-6.00am 
How Do They Do It? 


ANIMAL PLANET 


SKY 523 

HD 523/562 


VIRGIN 216 
HD 217 


6.00am-6.00pm Wildlife 
at the Zoo: Back-to-back 
editions, including at: 5.00pm 
The keepers try to relocate 
the chimpanzee community, 
but problems arise when 
fights break out. (HD) 5.30 
The chimpanzees settle 
into their new home. (HD) 
6.00pm America's Cutest Pets: 
A compilation of video 
clips featuring cute dogs, 
including pooches that love 
having fun in the water. (HD) 



7.00 My Cat from Hell 

Jackson Galaxy 
investigates the 
behaviour of cat Einstein, 
which is mild until it sees 
fellow feline Izzy. (HD) 

8.00 Animal Cops 
Houston An injured, 
starving puppy is 
rescued, and a retired 
racehorse requires 
medical attention. (HD) 

9.00 Treehouse Masters: 
International Pete 
Nelson travels to Japan 
with treehouse builder 
Takashi Kobayashi. (HD) 


10.00 Ivory Wars The 

team struggles to track a 
suspected poacher. (HD) 

11.00 Pool Master (HD) 
12.00m't Animal Cops 
Houston (HD) 1.00am 
Treehouse Masters: 
International (HD) 2.00 Ivory 
Wars (HD) 3.00-5.30 Wildlife 
at the Zoo (HD) 5.30- 
6.00am Emergency Vets 


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SKY 526 

HD 526/543 


VIRGIN 230 

HD 232 


8.00am Great Lakes Ghost 
Ship (HD) 9.00 Salvage Code 
Red (HD) 10.00 Shipwreck 
Graveyard (HD) 11.00 
China's Lost Pyramids (HD) 
12.00noon The Truth Behind 
(HD) 2.00pm Nevada 
Triangle: Steve Fossett 
Mystery (HD) 3.00 Air Crash 
Investigation: Double bill. (HD) 
5.00 Crowd Control NEW 
EDITIONS Double bill 
of the series. (HD) 6.00 
Ultimate Airport Dubai (HD) 



7.00 NEW SERIES Eat: 
The Story of Food The 

importance of bread. (HD) 

7.30 NEW EDITION 

The story of meat 
through the ages. (HD) 

8.00 Highway Thru Hell 

Jamie and his crew 
struggle to rescue 
a trailer from a 
dangerous bridge. (HD) 

9.00 9/11 Conspiracies 

A forensic investigation 
into conspiracy theories 
surrounding the terror 
attacks on America on 
September 11, 2001. (HD) 

10.00 Area 51: The CIA's 
Secret Files An expose 
of activity at the Groom 
Lake Testing Facility. (HD) 

11.00 JFK: The Lost Bullet (HD) 
12.00m't Beyond Magic with 
DMC (HD) 1.00am Russia's 
Mystery Files: Double bill. 

(HD) 3.00 Salvage Code 
Red (HD) 4.00-5.00am 
Shipwreck Graveyard (HD) 


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HISTORY 


SKY 529 

HD 529/545 


VIRGIN 

234 


8.00am-1.00pm Pawn Stars: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 
1.00-6.00pm Storage Wars: 
Back-to-back editions, 
including at: 5.00pm Barry 
impulsively buys two mystery 
lockers for over $1000. 

(HD) 5.30 A new bidder 
arrives on the scene. (HD) 
6.00 American Pickers: Mike 
makes a deal over some 
taxidermy animals and spots 
a retro billboard that could be 
worth a lot of money. (HD) 



7.00 Pawn Stars The guys 
examine a sword used 

in Masonic rituals. (HD) 

7.30 The team examines 
a painting by ex-boxer 
Muhammad Ali. (HD) 

8.00 Counting Cars 
Danny tries to choose 
his best employee. (HD) 

8.30 Heavy metal band 
Judas Priest collect a 
gift from the shop. (HD) 

9.00-11.00 Storage Wars 

A surprise visitor attends 
the latest auctions. (HD) 

9.30 Dan and Laura find 
themselves with a crisis 
on their hands. (HD) 

10.00 Jarrod and Brandi 
go to Moreno Valley, and 
Mary looks for love. (HD) 

10.30 The bidders face 
a rival on his own turf 

in Costa Mesa. (HD) 

11.00 Down East Dickering (HD) 
12.00m't Counting Cars (HD) 
1.00-5.00am Storage Wars: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 

IV.RG.N 


DISC. HISTORY 


6.00am Showdown: Air 
Combat 7.00 Tanks: 
Double bill. 9.00am- 
12.00noon Time Team: 
Triple bill. 12.00noon- 
7.00pm War Digs with 
Harry Harris: Back-to- 
back editions. 

7.00-1 1.00pm War Digs 
with Harry Harris Harry 
and the team search 
for the wreckage of 
wartime bombers. 
8.00pm The team tries 
to excavate the wreckage 
of a Stirling bomber . 

9.00 The team searches 
the Sussex countryside 
for the wreckage of a 
British Beaufighter. 

10.00 Searching for the 
remains of a Lancaster 
Bomber with World War 
Two pilot Dennis Brown. 

11.00pm-6.00am War 
Digs with Harry Harris: 
Back-to-back editions. 


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DISC. SCIENCE 


6.00am Tech Toys 360 

7.00 Mythbusters 8.00 
How It's Made 9.00 
How Do They Do It? 

10.00 How Stuff's Made 

11.00 How Tech Works 
12.00noon-7.00pm 
Mind Control Freaks: 
Back-to-back editions. 

7.00pm How Machines 
Work Double bill. 

8.00 Uncovering Aliens 
Reports of apparent 
alien abductions. 

9.00 Alien Encounters The 
consequences of a super 
comet hitting the Moon. 

10.00 Breaking Magic: 
Wayne Houchin performs 
a death-defying stunt. 
10.30 James Galea 
impresses a rugby team 
with his mind power 

11.00 Infested! 12.00m't 
Mythbusters 1.00- 
6.00am Food Factory: 
Back-to-back editions. 


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SKY 528 

HD 528/544 


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8.00am Monster Fish (HD) 
9.00 Hooked: Monster 
Fishing (HD) 11.00 Fish 
Warrior (HD) 1.00pm 
Hooked: Monster Fishing 
(HD) 2.00 Monster Fish 
(HD) 3.00 Monster Fish 
of the Amazon (HD) 

4.00 Monster Fish of 
the Congo (HD) 5.00 
Wild Russia (HD) 6.00 
Wild Scotland (HD) 

7.00 Wild Atlantic 
Exploring the Azores. (HD) 

8.00 Wild Scotland 
A huge storm hits 
the archipelago. (HD) 
9.00 Otters and grey seals 
face tough conditions 

as autumn arrives. (HD) 

10.00 Nordic Wild The 
Scandinavian wildlife. (HD) 

11.00 Nordic Wild (HD) 
12.00m't Wild Scotland 
(HD) 2.00am Fish 
Warrior (HD) 3.00 
Hooked: Monster Fishing 
(HD) 4.00-5.00am 
Monster Fish (HD) 


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6.00am-7.00pm Wheeler 
Dealers: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 

7.00-1 1.00pm Wheeler 
Dealers Mike Brewer 
buys a cheap BMW M5 
in a terrible condition, 
and Edd China has his 
work cut out improving it. 

8.00 Mike buys a G 
Wagen, a popular 
German 4x4, and Edd 
spruces it up with a 2012 
front end and rear lights. 

9.00 Mike sets out to 
prove he can make 
money on a car without 
spending a fortune, while 
Edd turns his attention to 
restoring a Mercedes- 
Benz SLK on a budget. 

10.00 Mike purchases 
a Porsche Boxster for 
£1000 - despite it 
having seized brakes 
and mould on its roof. 

11 . 00 pm- 6 . 00 am 
Wheeler Dealers: Further 
back-to-back editions. 


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6.10am The Curse of the Ice 
Mummy 7.00 Pagans and 
Pilgrims: Britain's Holiest 
Places 8.00 Mysteries at the 
Museum 9.00 The Queen's 
Sister 11.00am-3.00pm 
Last of the Summer Wine: 
Back-to-back episodes. 

3.00-7.00pm Planet Earth: 
Back-to-back editions, 
including at: 5.00pm Wildlife 
living in the world's jungles. 
6.00 Wildlife living in oceans 
near continental land masses.. 



10.00 Cleopatra... 


7.00-9.00 Last of the 
Summer Wine Compo 
enlists Wesley's aid in 
winning over Nora Batty 
7.40 Compo and Clegg 
become suspicious 
about the validity of 
Foggy's war stories. 

8.20 The trio help Marina 
to deliver a birthday 
present to Howard. 

Guest stars Jim Bowen. 

9.00 Great British Railway 
Journeys Goes to Ireland 

A visit to Londonderry. 

9.30 Great British Railway 
Journeys The parallel 
'roads' of Glen Roy. 

10.00 Cleopatra: Portrait 
of a Killer Neil Oliver 
examines the reign of the 
ruthless Egyptian queen. 

11.00 Vikings 12.00m't King 
George and Queen Mary: 

The Royals Who Rescued 
the Monarchy 1.50am 
Digging for Britain 2.35- 
3.00am Great British Ghosts 



9.00am Wonders of the 
Universe (HD) 10.00am- 
1.00pm Wonders of Life: 
Triple bill. (HD) 1.00-5.00pm 
Wonders of the Universe: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 
5.00 Wonders of Life: Professor 
Brian Cox examines why 
Earth has such a large 
diversity of life forms. (HD) 
6.00 Exploring how the size 
of a creature is connected 
to the physical forces acting 
on its environment. (HD) 



7.00 Wonders of Life 

Professor Brian Cox 
considers what makes 
Earth a home for life. (HD) 


8.00-11.00 Wonders of 
the Universe Professor 
Brian Cox investigates 
time, explaining why the 
universe must one day 
come to an end. (HD) 

9.00 The creation and 
destruction of matter, 
examining how the 
origins of mankind are 
linked to the life cycle of 
the universe's stars. (HD) 

10.00 How gravity 
influences events across 
the universe. (HD) 

11.00 Wonders of the Universe 
(HD) 12.00m't-3.00am 
Wonders of Life (HD) 
3.00-5.30am Wonders of 
the Universe (HD) 5.30- 
6.00am James May's Things 
You Need to Know (HD) 

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8.00am As Close as 
Brothers 9.00 Sputnik 
Secrets 10.15 B29: 
Frozen in Time 11.30 
As Close as Brothers 

12.35pm Sputnik Secrets 
1.50 B29: Frozen in 
Time 3.00 Race for 
the Superbomb 5.30 
As Close as Brothers 
6.35 Sputnik Secrets 

7.45 B29: Frozen in Time 
An attempt to rescue a 
B-29 bomber aircraft from 
the Greenland icecap. 

9.00 NEW Flat Daddy 
The impact felt by four 
American families when 
loved ones are sent 
overseas for military duties. 

10.50 As Close as 
Brothers A daring 
wartime rescue attempt. 

11.50 The Rise of ISIS: 
Examining the terror 
group's ascent. 12.55am 
The Disappearance 

of Glenn Miller 2.05- 
2.30am Hell on Hooves 


7.00am- 5.00pm Witness: 
Back-to-back editions. 
(HD) 5.00pm When 
Life Means Life (HD) 

7.00 When Life Means 
Life A look at the life 
and beliefs of double- 
murderer Glyn Dix. (HD) 
8.00 The crimes of 
double-murderer 
David Cook. (HD) 

9.00 Crimes That Shook 
Britain The case of Mick 
and Mairead Philpott, who 
killed six of their children 
after setting fire to their 
home in 2012. (HD) 

10.00 Britain's Darkest 
Taboos The murder of 
Sylvia Fleming. (HD) 

11.00 When Life Means 
Life (HD) 12.00m't 
Crimes That Shook Britain 
(HD) 1.00am Britain's 
Darkest Taboos (HD) 
2.00-4.00am When 
Life Means Life (HD) 


8.00am-6.00pm Ancient 
Aliens: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 

6.00pm America's Book of 
Secrets: The secrets of 
Fort Knox in Kentucky 

7.00 Alien Files: Unsealed 
Reported accounts 

of alien encounters. 

7.30 Abductees claim to 
have been subjected to 
medical experiments. 

8.00 The Universe 
Exploring 10 ways Earth 
could meet its end. 

9.00 The Bible Passion: 

5/5 Jesus carries His 
cross to Golgotha and 
is crucified, but Mary 
Magdalene finds His tomb 
empty when she visits it 
three days after His death. 

11.00 Alien Files: Unsealed: 
Double bill. 12.00m't 
The Universe: As 8.00pm. 
1.00am America's Book 
of Secrets 2.00 The 
Bible: As 9.00pm. 4.00- 
5.00am Ancient Aliens 


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6.00am-7.00pm Homes 
Under the Hammer: Back-to- 
back editions, including at: 
5.00pm Lucy Alexander 
and Martin Roberts visit 
a mid-terraced house in 
Stoke-on-Trent and a health 
spa in Kent, and return to an 
old chapel in Nottinghamshire. 
6.00 Lucy Alexander and 
Martin Roberts explore a 
house in Dorset, a property 
on Portobello Road in London 
and a cottage in Newquay 



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7.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer Exploring a 
property in Merseyside, a 
plot of land in Dorset and 
a three-bedroom semi- 
detached house in Stoke. 
8.00 Martin and Lucy 
explore a property in 
Dorset and a house 

in Hertfordshire, and 
return to a plot of land 
first visited in 2005. 

9.00 Holiday Hijack Four 
British travellers arrive in 
the Maldives for a luxury 
holiday - but instead 
find out how tourism is 
damaging the islands. 

10.00 Hoarding: Buried 
Alive A man who cannot 
see his bed or sofa 
beneath the clutter 

he has accumulated. 


11.00pm-6.00am Hoarding: 
Buried Alive: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 


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6.00am The Reclaimers 

7.00- 11.00 The New Yankee 
Workshop: Back-to-back 
editions. 11.00am-4.00pm 
Matt Hayes' 24-Hour Rod 
Race: Back-to-back editions. 

4.00- 7.00pm Fishing Gurus: 
Back-to-back editions. 

7.00- 9.00 Fishing Gurus 
Dean Macey is joined by 
angling expert Sean Hodges. 

7.30 Dean Macey, Steve 
Ringer and Adam Rooney 
use different fishing tactics. 
8.00 Steve takes on local 
competition at the Makins 
Fishery in Warwickshire. 

8.30 Dean is joined by David 
Seaman to fish for chub and 
barbel on the River Kennet. 

9.00- 11.00 The New Yankee 
Workshop Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 

11.00pm-3.50am The New 
Yankee Workshop: Back-to- 
back editions of the series. 
3.50am Carp Crew 4.40 
Holmes Inspection 5.30- 
6.00am Hooked on Fishing 


HOME 


7.00am Make My Home Bigger 
7.30am-1.00pm Extreme 
Makeover: Home Edition: 
Triple bill. 1.00pm A Place 
in the Sun: Home or Away 
3.00-6.00 My Dream Derelict 
Home: Triple bill, including at: 
5.00 An investment manager 
transforms a threshing barn. 
6.00 Make My Home Bigger: 
Transforming a loft on a tight 
schedule. 6.30 A couple from 
Wandsworth in south London 
convert their basement. 



7.00 Make My Home 
Bigger Transforming a 
Huntingdon bungalow 

7.30 DIY SOS The team 
helps a single mother 
from the West Midlands. 

8.00-11.00 A Place in 
the Sun: Home or Away 
A couple who hope to 
open a hotel look for 
suitable properties in 
North Yorkshire and Italy 

9.00 A woman receives 
help from Jonnie Irwin 
and Jasmine Harman on 
whether she should retire 
to Provence in France or 
find a home in Wiltshire. 

10.00 A married couple 
hope to find a holiday 
home with rental options, 
and view a range of 
houses on the Kent 
coast and in Turin, Italy. 

11.00pm-3.00am Escape to 
the Country: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 3.00- 
4.00am If It's Broke, Fix It 


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6.00am Ben Tish's Spanish 
Country Christmas 6.30 
Fresh Food Fast 7.00 John 
and Edd's Christmas Bakes 
7.30 Jonathan Phang's 
Caribbean Christmas 8.00 
Jun and Spike's Cocktail Menu 

10.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and 
Dives 11.00 12 Chefs of 
Christmas 12.00noon- 
1.30pm A Celebration of 
Fanny with Nadia G: Triple bill. 
1.30pm Fanny Cradock 
Cooks for Christmas 

2.00- 7.00 Amazing Wedding 
Cakes: Back-to-back editions. 

7.00 Amazing Wedding Cakes 
A cake based on a futuristic 
architecture design. 

8.00 How to Cook Like 
Heston Double bill. 

9.00 Restaurant Stakeout 

11.00 Ching's Restaurant 
Redemption 12.00m't- 
2.00am Diners, Drive-Ins and 
Dives: Back-to-back editions. 

2.00- 3.00am Eat Street 


SKY 133 

HD 133/255 


IRGIN260 

HD 262 


6.00am Highlights 7.00 
Weekend Kitchen (HD) 
8.00-10.00 Delia Smith's 
Christmas 10.00 River 
Cottage Veg (HD) 11.00 River 
Cottage Christmas Fayre (HD) 
12.00noon Christmas at River 
Cottage 1.00pm Rick Stein's 
Cornish Christmas (HD) 2.00 
Weekend Kitchen (HD) 3.00 
River Cottage Veg (HD) 

4.00 River Cottage Christmas 
Fayre (HD) 5.00 Christmas 
at River Cottage 6.00 Rick 
Stein’s Cornish Christmas (HD) 



7.00 River Cottage Veg 

Hugh Fearnley- 
Whittingstall rustles up 
an impressive range of 
dishes, using the finest 
seasonal produce. (HD) 

8.00 River Cottage 
Christmas Fayre Hugh 
Fea rn I ey- Wh itti ngsta 1 1 
and his team offer tips 
on enjoying the perfect 
festive holiday (HD) 

9.00 Christmas at River 
Cottage Hugh Fearnley- 
Whittingstall challenges 
his two chefs to create 

a new recipe using 
Brussels sprouts. 

10.00 Rick Stein's Cornish 
Christmas The chef joins 
in the ancient tradition 

of wassailing. (HD) 

11.00pm-1.00am Delia Smith's 
Christmas 1.00am Top Chef: 
Just Desserts (HD) 2.00 
Home Shopping 5.00- 
6.00am Rick Stein's 
Cornish Christmas (HD) 


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6.00am Extreme Makeover 

7.00 Home Shopping 8.05 
Hart of Dixie 9.00 Celebrity 
Wife Swap USA 10.00am- 
2.00pm Don't Tell the Bride 

2.00 Escape to the Country 

3.00 Fantasy Homes by the 
Sea 5.00 Escape to the 
Country 6.00 The Great 
British Bake Off 

7.00 Helicopter Heroes 

8.00 Motorway Cops: 

A Traffic Cops Special 
Motorists on the M6 endure 
tailbacks in heavy rain. 

9.00 The Ambulance: 

8 Minutes to Disaster 
A month in the life of a 
Reading ambulance crew. 

10.00 I Survived Evil The 
ordeal suffered by Katy Sharp. 

11.00 Dr G: Medical Examiner 
12.00m't Embarrassing 
Bodies 1.00am Don't Tell the 
Bride 2.00 Home Shopping 

4.00 My 22 Stone Dad 
and Skinny Me 4.50 
Bridezillas 5.35-6.00am 
Children's Hospital: Toronto 


14 December 


Sunday 


Other channels A-Z 


CBS REALITY | DRAMA | QUEST 


SKY 146, +i 147, VIRG 148, +i 201 
F'VIEW 66, F'SAT 135, +i 136 

8.30am The Lord's Challenge 
9.00 Real Rescues 10.00am- 
5.00pm Judge Judy: 
Back-to-back editions. 5.00- 
7.00pm Rapid Response: 
Back-to-back editions. 

7.00 Cops: Double bill. 8.00 
48 Hours: Mystery: Double 
bill. 10.00 Dog and Beth: 

On the Hunt: The couple 
leave their Hawaii base 

to support and advise 
fellow bounty hunters. 

11.00 Cold Blood 12.00m't 
Hostage: Double bill. 

2.00am Dog and Beth: 

On the Hunt 3.00-4.45 
Rapid Response: Back-to- 
back editions. 4.45 Real 
Rescues 5.35-6.00am Cops 


CHALLENGE 


SKY 145, +i 164, VIRG 139, +i 180 
F'VIEW 46, F'SAT 145 

6.00am Are You Smarter Than 
a 10 Year Old? 6.55-8.55 
Takeshi's Castle 8.55 Got to 
Dance 10.00 Fun House 

11.00 It's Not What You 
Know 12.00noon-4.00pm 
Classic Who Wants to Be a 
Millionaire? Four editions. 

4.00pm Family Fortunes 5.00 
Wheel of Fortune 6.00 
Catchphrase 7.00 Bruce's 
Price Is Right 8.00 Bullseye: 
Double bill. 9.00 TNA 
Wrestling 11.00 Wrestle Talk 
TV 11.30 Videogame Nation 

12.00m't Robot Wars 1.10am 
Top 100 Video Games of All 
Time 2.10 Killer Karaoke 
3.10 Showbiz Darts: Extra 
Arrows 4.10 Safebreakers 
5.05-6.00am Fort Boyard 


COMEDY CENTRAL E 


SKY 128, +i 159, VIRGIN 182 

9.00am Rules of Engagement: 
Double bill. 10.00am- 
3.00pm Two and a Half 
Men: Back-to-back episodes 
of the sitcom. (Series 7&8) 

3.00-9.00pm Sex and the 
City: Back-to-back episodes, 
including at: 7.30pm 4/18. 
Samantha dates a club 
owner 8.00 5/18. The girls 
attend a designer's funeral. 
8.30 6/18. Charlotte catches 
her boyfriend in the arms of 
another woman. (Series 2) 

9.00 South Park: Double bill. 
10.00pm-1.05am Sex 
and the City: Back-to-back 
episodes. 1.05-2.30am 
Two and a Half Men 2.30 
Rules of Engagement 3.30 
South Park 4.20 Frasier 
5.10-6.00 The Millers 


DMAX 


SKY 158, VIRG 190, FREEVIEW 20 

8.00am Rumpole of the Bailey 
9.00am-1.00pm The Bill: 
Back-to-back episodes. 
1.00pm Catherine Cookson's 
Colour Blind 4.00 Doctor 
Who 6.00 Nick Nickleby 

7.00 The Indian Doctor 

8.00 Murdoch Mysteries: 

I, Murdoch: 8/13. The sleuth 
faces a super-weapon as he 
searches for a missing boy. 
(Series 2) 9.00 Silent Witness: 
The Prodigal: Harry and 
Nikki investigate a shooting 
at the Dutch embassy. 

11.15 Wish Me Luck 1.15am 
Birds of a Feather Not 
Freeview: 2.00 Barbara Taylor 
Bradford's To Be the Best 
3.50 Wish Me Luck 4.35- 
5.00am Above and Beyond 


SKY HD 151/239, +i 229, 
VIRG 156 

7.00am Giuliana and Bill (HD) 

8.00 News (HD) 9.00 Tia 
and Tamera (HD) 10.00 
Total Divas (HD) 11.00am- 
3.00pm Kourtney and Kim 
Take Miami (HD) 3.00pm 
Miss World 2014 (HD) 

5.00 House of DVF (HD) 6.00 
Total Divas NEW EDITION 
(HD) 7.00 News (HD) 8.00 
Kourtney and Kim Take Miami 
(HD) 9.00 Kourtney and 
Khloe Take the Hamptons 
NEW EDITION (HD) 

10.00 House of DVF (HD) 

11.00 Total Divas (HD) 
12.00m't Kourtney and Khloe 
Take the Hamptons (HD) 
1.00am Fashion Bloggers 
(HD) 2.30 News (HD) 4.30- 
5.00am Married to Jonas 


HORROR 


SKY 144/m 233, VIRG 170,+i 171 

6.00am Texas Car Wars 7.00 
Custom My Ride 8.00 Driven 
to Extremes 9.00 River 
Monsters: Untold Stories 
10.00 River Monsters 11.00 
River Monsters: Untold Stories 

I. 00pm River Monsters 
Compilation 2.00-9.00 
Myth busters: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 9.00 
Bugs, Bites and Parasites: 
Tropical Diseases Uncovered 

10.00 Driven to Extremes 

II. 00 Moonshiners 12.00m't 
The Imploders 1.00am 
Texas Car Wars 2.00 Custom 
My Ride 3.00 Cash Cab: 

After Dark 3.50 American 
Chopper: Senior Versus Junior 
4.40 Texas Car Wars 5.30- 
6.00am Mystery Hunters 


SKY 167, +i 195, VIRG 172, +i 173 
F'VIEW 37, +i 38 
6.00am Destroyed in Seconds 
6.45 Cash Cab US 7.35- 

9.00 John Wilson's Fishing 
World 9.00 Le Salvager 
10.00am-6.00pm HMS Ark 
Royal: Back-to-back editions. 
6.00pm Wheeler Dealers: On 
the Road 7.00 Flying Wild 
Alaska 8.00 All Star Dealers 

9.00 Investigation Earth 
with Jeff Corwin 10.00 
Speed of Life 11.00 On 
the Case with Paula Zahn 

12.00m't Crimes That Shook 
the World 2.00am Tommy's 
Fix Your House for Free? 

3.00 The New Yankee 
Workshop 4.00 Wheeler 
Dealers 4.30-6.00am 
Cash Cab US: Triple bill. 


SKY 3D 


SKY 170 

9.00am FILM Transformers: 
Age of Extinction: Sci-fi 
adventure. (2014, 12, 
166min) ★★★ 12.00noon 
David Attenborough's 
Galapagos 1.00-5.00pm 
Trevor McDonald's Queen 
& Country 5.00 Matthew 
Bourne's Swan Lake 

7.00 Mighty Meerkats 8.00 
FILM Thor: The Dark World: 
Fantasy adventure starring 
Chris Hemsworth. (HD) 
(2013, 12, 112min) ★★★ 

10.00 Nature’s Greatest Journey 
- The Wildebeest Migration 
3D 11.00 FILM The Nut Job: 
Animated comedy with the 
voice of Will Arnett. (2014, 

U, 86min) ★★★ 12.30- 
1.00am Irons in the Fire 


SKY 319, +i 320, VIRG 149, +i 202 
F'SAT 138, +i 139 
9.00am Highlander 10.00am 
Doctor Who 11.50 Horror 
Highlights 12.00noon FILM 
Trapped in Space (1994, 15) 
★★ 1.45pm FILM Dark 
Storm (2006, 15, 89min) ★★ 
3.35 FILM Lost in the Bermuda 
Triangle (1999, PG, 86min) ★ 
5.20 The Twilight Zone 5.50 
Horror Highlights 6.00 
Highlander 7.00 Xena: Warrior 
Princess 9.00 FILM Captain 
Kronos - Vampire Hunter 
(1974,15, 87min) ★★ 

10.45 Horror Highlights 10.55 
FILM Husk (2010, 18, 82min) 
★★ 12.30am FILM Elfie 
Hopkins (2012, 18, 88min) ★ 
2.15 FILM Forget Me Not 
(2009, 15) ★★ 4.20- 
4.30am Horror Highlights 


LIFETIME 


SKY HD 156/236, +i 197, VIRG 242 

7.00am JudgeJudy (HD) 
8.00-10.30 Storage Wars: 
(HD) 10.30 Storage Wars: 
New York (HD) 11.00am- 
6.00pm Dance Mums 
with Jennifer Ellison: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 
6.00pm Little Women: LA 
(HD) 7.00 Dance Mums with 
Jennifer Ellison (HD) 8.00 
The Real Housewives of 
New Jersey (HD) 9.00 Little 
Women: LA NEW EDITION 
(HD) 10.00 The Joy of Sex 
Toys NEW EDITION (HD) 

11.00 Rosemary's Baby (HD) 
12.00m't FILM Sworn to 
Silence: Mystery. (HD) (2013, 
PG, 105min) ★★★ 1.45am 
Little Women: LA (HD) 2.45- 
4.00am Wahlburgers (HD) 


SONY TV 


SKY 157, +i 181, VIRGIN 193 

7.00-9.00am Hot in Cleveland 
9.00am-2.00pm Ghost 
Hunters International 
2.00pm FILM A Christmas 
Carol: Adaptation of Dickens's 
tale, starring George C Scott 
(1984, U, lOOmin) ★★ 

4.05 Hot in Cleveland 4.30 
FILM Space Warriors: Family 
adventure. (2013, PG, 
120min) ★★ 6.30 Behind 
the Screens 6.40 FILM Flash 
of Genius: Fact-based drama. 
(2008, 12, 118min) ★★★★ 

9.00 FILM Gothika: Horror 
chiller starring Halle Berry. 
(2003,15, 98min) ★★ 

11.05 Franklin & Bash 
12.05am Spooks 1.05- 
3.50am Community 3.50- 
4.00am Behind the Screens 


SKY HD 125/234, +i SKY 154, 
VIR 167, HD 168, +i VIR 169 

6.00am Highlights 9.00 
Super Soul Sunday (HD) 
10.00am-12.00noon 
Extreme Couponing (HD) 
12.00noon-4.00pm Extreme 
Cheapskates (HD) 4.00pm 
Kate Plus 8 (HD) 5.00 Cake 
Boss: Dear Buddy (HD) 

6.00 Long Island Medium NEW 
EDITIONS (HD) 7.00 My Four 
Wives NEW EDITION (HD) 

8.00 Buying Naked (HD) 

9.00 Cake Boss: Dear Buddy 
(HD) 10.00 Escaping the 
Prophet NEW EDITION (HD) 

11.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive 
(HD) 12.00m't Buying Naked 
(HD) 1.00am Cake Boss: 

Dear Buddy (HD) 2.00 
Escaping the Prophet (HD) 
3.00-6.00am Highlights 


(3D) Simulcast in 3D 


TV&Satellite Week 49 


Sunday 






























Sunday 




Films 



SKY DISNEY 


SKY 305 

HD 305/332 


VIRGIN 40 5 
HD 435 


SKY FAMILY 


SKY 306 

HD 306/333 


VIRGIN 406 

HD 436 


SKYACTION/ADVENTURE 


SKY 307 

HD 307/334 


VIRGIN 407 

HD 437 


SKY COMEDY 


SKY 308 

HD 308/335 


VIRGIN 408 

HD 438 


6.00am Khumba 7.45 The Top Ten 
Show 8.00 Coming Home for 
Christmas 9.45 Her 12.00noon 
The Book Thief As 8.00pm. 
2.15pm Khumba 3.45 The 
Amazing Spider-Man 2 Special 
4.15 Coming Home for Christmas 
Family drama starring Carly and 
Britt McKillip. (S) (2013, U, 83min) 
★★ 6.00 Get Santa Special 6.30 
NEW Best Christmas Movies Ever 
Celebrities' favourite festive films. 


6.00am Tinker Bell and the Secret 
of the Wings 7.20 Tinker Bell and 
The Pirate Fairy 8.45 The 
Emperor's New Groove 10.15 
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 
1 1.45 The Santa Clause 1.30pm 
The Santa Clause 2 3.20 The 
Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 

5.00 The Fox and the Hound 

6.30 Snow White and the Seven 
Dwarfs Disney's classic feature 
cartoon. (1937, U, 82min) ★★★★★ 


6.45am Delhi Safari 8.30 Spy Kids 

10.00 Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost 
Dreams 11.50 Spy Kids 3: Game 
Over 1.20pm Walking with 
Dinosaurs As 8.00pm. 2.50 Home 
Alone As shown at 9.35pm. 

4.45 Delhi Safari Animated 
comedy adventure. (S) (2012, PG, 
90min) ★★ 6.35 The Elf That 
Rescued Christmas Children’s 
animated fantasy adventure. (S) 
(2012, U, 72min) ★★★ 


6.00am World War Z 8.05 Fantastic 
Four 10.05 Lone Survivor 
12.10pm The Karate Kid: Part III 
2.10 The Next Karate Kid Martial 
arts sequel starring Noriyuki 'Pat' 
Morita. (S) (1994, PG, 104min) ★★ 
4.05 Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle 
Action thriller sequel with Cameron 
Diaz. (S) (2003, 12, 106min) ★ 

6.00 Fantastic Four Fantasy 
adventure starring loan Gruffudd. 

(S) (2005, PG, 104min) ★★ 


6.00am Kindergarten Cop 8.00 
Anchorman 2: The Legend 
Continues 10.10 Get Santa 
Special 10.40 The Way Way Back 
12.35pm Sleepless in Seattle 

2.30 Ernest Saves Christmas 
Comedy adventure starring Jim 
Varney. (S) (1988, U, 88min) ★★ 
4.10 Last Holiday Comedy. (2005, 
12, 112min) ★★★ 6.10 Uncle Buck 
Comedy starring John Candy. (S) 
(1989,12, 94min) ★★★ 



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9 


8.00 The Book Thief World War 
Two drama starring Sophie 
Nelisse. A girl growing up in 
Nazi Germany tries to save 
books from being burned, and 
provides a hiding place for a 
Jewish boy. With Geoffrey Rush. 
(S) (2013, 12, 128min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••< LANG ••• 


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10.15 Her Sci-fi drama with 
Joaquin Phoenix, and the voice 
of Scarlett Johansson. (S) 
(2013, 15, 126min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ##t> LANG ••• 


12.25am A New York Winter's Tale 

Romantic fantasy with Colin Farrell. 
(S) (2014, 12, 118min) ★★ 

2.40 Cheap Thrills Comedy thriller 
starring Pat Healy and Ethan Embry. 
(S) (2013, 15, 86min) ★★★ 
4.15-6.00am Coming Home for 
Christmas As shown at 4.15 pm. 

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8.00 Secretariat Fact-based 
sports drama, with Diane Lane 
and John Malkovich, about 
Secretariat, the record-breaking 
racehorse who won the 1973 
American Triple Crown. (S) 
(2010, U, 122min) ★★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE LANG ••• 


10.05 Operation Dumbo Drop 

Wartime comedy adventure with 
Ray Liotta and Danny Glover. 

(S) (1995, PG, 104min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


12.00m't Disney's The Kid 

Whimsical fantasy starring Bruce 
Willis. (S) (2000, PG, 104min) ★★ 
1.55am Tom and Huck Adventure 
starring Jonathan Taylor Thomas. 
(1995, PG, 97min) ★★★ 

3.35 The Absent-Minded Professor 
Disney comedy with Fred MacMurray. 
(S) (1961, U, 97min) ★★★★ 
5.30-6.00am Monsters University 
Special Behind the scenes. 


8.00 Walking with Dinosaurs 

Part-animated adventure 
featuring the voices of Justin 
Long and John Leguizamo. 
(S) (2013, U, 90min) ★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE LANG 


9.35 Home Alone John Hughes's 
comedy starring Macaulay 
Culkin as a young boy left 
behind when his family go on 
holiday. With Joe Pesci, Daniel 
Stern and Catherine O'Hara. (S) 
(1990, PG, lOOmin) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


11.30 Spy Kids Children's action 
comedy starring Antonio Banderas. 
(S) (2001, U, 88min) ★★★★ 
1.10am Spy Kids 2: Island of Lost 
Dreams Adventure comedy sequel. 
(S) (2002, U, lOOmin) ★★★★ 

3.00 Spy Kids 3: Game Over Sci-fi 
comedy adventure starring Daryl 
Sahara. (S) (2003, U, 84min) ★★★ 
4.35-6.00am The Elf That Rescued 
Christmas As shown at 6.35 pm. 


8.00 Lone Survivor Fact-based 
drama starring Mark Wahlberg, 
Taylor Kitsch, Emile Hirsch 
and Ben Foster. Four soldiers 
face a battle for survival while 
on a mission to eliminate a 
terrorist leader in Afghanistan. 
(S) (2013, 15, 118min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


10.10 World War Z Apocalyptic 
action thriller starring Brad Pitt. 
A UN investigator tries to stop 
the fast-spreading zombie virus 
that is overwhelming the world. 
(S) (2013, 15, 119min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANG### 


12.20am Shaft Crime thriller (S) 
(2000, 18, 99min) ★★★ 

2.10 Get Carter US remake of the 
crime thriller, with Sylvester Stallone. 
(S) (2000, 15, 102min) ★★★ 

4.00-6.00am The Karate Kid: Part 
III Martial arts adventure sequel. 

(S) (1989, PG, 111 min) ★ 


8.00 Anchorman 2: 

The Legend Continues 

Comedy sequel starring Will 
Ferrell and Christina Applegate. 
Newsreader Ron Burgundy 
becomes the star of a 24-hour 
news channel with a series 
of sensationalist stories. (S) 
(2013, 15, 118min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANG ••• 


10.00 American Pie 2 Teen 
comedy sequel starring Jason 
Biggs and Shannon Elizabeth. 
(S) (2001, 15, 106min) ★★★ 

SEX ••# VIOLENCE ##@ LANG ••• 

11.50 American Pie: The Wedding 

Teen comedy sequel starring Jason 
Biggs. (S) (2003, 15, 96min) ★ 
1.30am A Very Harold & Kumar 
Christmas Comedy sequel starring 
John Cho, Kal Penn and Neil Patrick 
Harris. (S) (2011, 18, 89min) ★★★ 
3.05 Coffee Town Comedy starring 
Glenn Howerton and Steve Little. 

(S) (2013, 15, 87min) ★★★ 
4.40-6.1 5am Ernest Saves 
Christmas As shown at 2.30pm. 



7.15am Believe 9.00 Epic 10.45 
R.I.P.D 12.30pm Turbo 2.10 
American Hustle As 8.00pm. 

4.30 Epic Animated fantasy 
adventure featuring the voices of 
Amanda Seyfried and Colin Farrell. 
(S) (2013, U, 98min) ★★★ 6.15 
Turbo Animated comedy 
adventure featuring the voices of 
Ryan Reynolds and Paul Giamatti. 
(S) (2013, U, 96min) ★★★ 



6.00am The Fast and the Furious 

8.00 2 Fast 2 Furious 10.00 The 
Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift 
12.00noon Fast & Furious 6 
2.15pm The Fast and the Furious 
4.15 2 Fast 2 Furious Action thriller 
sequel starring Paul Walker (S) 
(2003, 12, 108min) ★★ 6.15 The 
Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift 
Motor racing thriller starring Lucas 
Black. (S) (2006, 12, 104min) ★★ 



6.30am Sabu and the Magic Ring 
7.50 Killer Leopard 9.20 Black 
Gold 11.20 Gunsmoke in Tucson 
1.00pm The Plunderers Western 
starring Jeff Chandler and John 
Saxon. (1960, PG, 94min) ★★ 
3.00 Cripple Creek Western starring 
George Montgomery. (1952, U, 
77min) ★★ 4.30 Khartoum 
Historical epic starring Charlton 
Heston. (1966, PG, 134min) ★★★ 



(Known as Movie Mix on Freeview) 


5.45am Behind the Screens 6.00 
Teleshopping 9.00 The Elf Who 
Didn't Believe 10.55 Elf-Man 
12.50pm The Light Before 
Christmas 1.30 The Boy Who 
Saved Christmas 3.30 The Verdict 
6.10 Sony Movie News Extra 
6.20 A League of Their Own 
Comedy drama starring Tom Hanks. 
(1992, PG, 124min) ★★★★ 



7.00am I'll Be Home for Christmas 

9.00 The Christmas Shoes 11.00 
A Chance of Snow 1.00pm Meet 
the Santas Seasonal drama, a 
sequel to Single Santa Seeks Mrs 
Claus. (2005, U, 85min) ★★ 

3.00 Must Be Santa Comedy fantasy 
with Dabney Coleman. (1999, U, 
88min) ★★ 5.00 A Song for the 
Season Romantic drama starring 
Naomi Judd. (1999, U, 90min) ★★ 


8.00 American Hustle Crime drama 
with Christian Bale and Amy Adams. 
(S) (2013, 15, 135min) ★★★★★ 
10.20 R.I.P.D Action comedy fantasy 
starring Jeff Bridges and Ryan 
Reynolds. (S) (2013, 12, 96min) ★★ 
12.00m't Being Flynn Drama 
starring Robert De Niro and Paul 
Dano. (S) (2012, 15, 97min) ★★★ 
1.50am As Cool as I Am 
Coming-of-age drama starring 
Sarah Bolger and Claire Danes. 

(S) (2013, 15, 92min) ★★ 

3.35 Stoker Sensual horror with Mia 
Wasikowska and Matthew Goode. 
(S) (2013, 18, 94min) ★★★★ 
5.25-7.1 Oam Believe Football 
drama starring Brian Cox. (S) 

(2013, PG, 96min) ★★★ 


8.00 Fast & Furious 6 Action thriller 
sequel starring Vin Diesel, Paul 
Walker and Dwayne Johnson. 

(S) (2013, 12, 128min) ★★★ 

10.15 The Transporter Action thriller 
starring Jason Statham and Shu Qi. 
(S) (2002, 15, 88min) ★★★ 
12.00m't Transporter 2 Action 
thriller sequel with Jason Statham. 
(S) (2005, 15, 88min) ★★★ 
1.45am Crank Thriller starring Jason 
Statham and Jose Pablo Cantillo. 

(S) (2006, 18, 88min) ★★★★ 

3.30 The Prince of Egypt Animated 
biblical epic featuring the voices 
of Val Kilmer and Ralph Fiennes. 

(S) (1998, U, 99min) ★★★★ 
5.30-6.00am Fast & Furious 6 
Special Behind the scenes. 


7.05 Sam Whiskey Comedy Western 
starring Burt Reynolds and Angie 
Dickinson. (1969, PG, 96min) ★★ 
9.00 Hell on Wheels Range War: 

3/10. Cullen deals with a raid. 

9.55 Hell on Wheels The Game: 
4/10. The railroad's supply of 
lumber is burned. (Series 3). 

10.50 El Condor Violent Western. 

(1970, 15, 102min) ★★ 

12.45am Hell on Wheels As 9.00pm. 

1.35 Hell on Wheels As 9.55pm. 
2.25 El Condor As 10.50pm 
4.10 Off Set With Michael Caine. 

4.35 Off Set With Ben Miller. 

5.00-6. 50am The Plunderers 

Western, as shown at 1.00pm. 


+1 hour 


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KTfl 417 


9.00 The Glass House Thriller 
starring Leelee Sobieski and Stellan 
Skarsgard. Taken in by family friends 
after their parents die in an accident, 
two millionaire orphans become 
suspicious of their guardians' 
motives. (2001, 15, 106min) ★★ 
11.15 Seeking a Friend for the End 
of the World Offbeat romantic 
comedy starring Steve Carell. 
(2012,15, 97min) ★★★ 

1.10am The Fisher King Terry 
Gilliam's fable starring Robin 
Williams, Jeff Bridges and Mercedes 
Ruehl. (1991, 15, 137min) ★★★★ 

4.00-5.50am Ike: Countdown to 
D-Day Historical drama starring 
Tom Selleck and James Remar 
(2004, PG, 85min) ★★★ 


7.00 Christmas in Connecticut 

Seasonal comedy directed by 
Arnold Schwarzenegger, with Dyan 
Cannon. (1992, U, 90min) ★★★ 

9.00 The Christmas Wish Seasonal 
drama starring Debbie Reynolds. 
(1998, U, 78min) ★★ 

11.00 The Christmas Shoes 
Seasonal drama starring Rob 
Lowe. (2002, PG, 90min) ★ 

1.00am A Hobo's Christmas 
Seasonal drama starring Barnard 
Hughes. (1987, U, 120min) ★★ 

3.00 I'll Be Home for Christmas 
Heart-warming drama starring Hal 
Holbrook. (1988, PG, 96min) ★★ 

5.00-7.00am Christmas Eve 
Family drama starring Loretta 
Young. (1986, PG, lOOmin) ★★ 


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Sunday 



6.10am The Washington Snipers 
7.50 Witness 9.50 The Da Vinci 
Code 12.20pm Murder at 1600 

Thriller. (S) (1997, 15, 106min) ★★ 
2.15 Derailed Psychological thriller. 
(S) (2005,15,107171111) ★★★ 

4.10 Captain Phillips Gripping 
fact-based thriller starring Tom 
Hanks. (S) (2013, 12, 131 min) 
★★★★★ 6.30 The Da Vinci Code 
Conspiracy thriller with Tom Hanks. 
(S) (2006, 12, 149min) ★★★ 




6.00am Holy Night! 7.40 Christmas 
in Wonderland 9.25 Mickey's 
Once Upon a Christmas 10.40 
Home Alone: The Holiday Heist 
12.15pm Let It Snow As 1.40am. 
1.50 Bad Santa As 8.00pm. 3.35 
The Best Man Holiday As 11.30pm. 

5.45 Love Actually Romantic 
comedy written and directed by 
Richard Curtis, starring Hugh Grant, 
Bill Nighy and Liam Neeson. 

(S) (2003, 15, 135min) ★★★ 



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6.00am Banshee Chapter 7.40 The 
I Inside 9.25 Willow Creek 11.00 
Alien 3 1.00pm Alien Resurrection 
As 9.00pm. 3.00 The Village As 
11 00pm 5.00 The Top Ten Show 
5.15 The I Inside Psychological 
thriller starring Ryan Phillippe and 
Sarah Polley. (S) (2003, 15, 87min) 
★★★ 7.00 Alien 3 Sci-fi horror 
thriller, the third film in the series, 
with Sigourney Weaver and Charles 
Dance. (S) (1992, 15, 115min) ★★★ 




6.00am The Man Who Wasn't 
There 8.05 The Ladykillers 9.55 
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 
11.55 The Sea Inside 2.05pm 
Philadelphia As shown at 9.30pm. 

4.15 The Right Stuff Epic drama 
starring Sam Shepard and Scott 
Glenn. (S) (1983, 15, 193min) 
★★★★★ 7.30 The Secret Life 
of Walter Mitty Comedy drama 
starring Ben Stiller and Kristen Wiig. 
(S) (2013, PG, 112min) ★★★★ 




■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin 

■ Films start at 11.00am 

11.00am Dragoon Wells Massacre 
1.00pm The First Wives Club 
3.05 Anastasia Animated musical. 
(S) (1997 U, 94min) ★★★ 

5.00 Honey, I Blew Up the Kid 
Fantasy comedy. (S) (1992, U, 
89min) ★★★ 6.45 Percy Jackson 
& the Lightning Thief Fantasy. 

(S) (2010, PG, 118min) ★★★ 



The Da Vinci Code 

(film started at 6.30pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE •• LANG ••• 


9.00 Oldboy Revenge thriller 
with Josh Brolin and Elizabeth 
Olsen. A man is released after 
being held captive in a private 
prison for 20 years and given 
the task of solving the mystery 
of his long incarceration. (S) 
(2013, 18, 104min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

10.55 The Deadly Game Crime 
thriller starring Rufus Sewell. 
(S) (2012,15, 89min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••< LANG ••• 


12.25am Eye for an Eye Thriller (S) 
(1996, 18, 111 min) ★★ 

2.15 Things to Do in Denver When 
You're Dead Offbeat crime thriller 
(S) (1995, 18, 115min) ★★★★ 
4.20-6.00am Malpractice Thriller. 
(S) (2001, PG, 91 min) ★★ 


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9.00am Our Wild Hearts 11.00 The 
Call of the Wild: Dog of the Yukon 
12.50pm Behind the Screens 1.00 
The Boy Who Saved Christmas 
2.50 Tom & Thomas Children’s 
thriller (2002, PG, llOmin) ★★★ 
5.00 The Town That Banned 
Christmas Comedy starring Matt 
McCoy. (2006, PG, 85min) ★★ 
6.40 Starman Sci-fi starring Jeff 
Bridges. (1984, PG, 115min) ★★★ 


8.00 Bad Santa Black comedy 
starring Billy Bob Thornton as a 
foul-mouthed department 
store Santa whose seasonal job 
is a cover for his true vocation 
as a safecracker. With Tony Cox. 
(S) (2003, 15, 91 min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


9.45 National Lampoon's 
Christmas Vacation Comedy 
starring Chevy Chase. Disaster 
strikes the Griswold clan when 
they decide to spend Christmas 
at home. With Beverly DAngelo. 
(S) (1989, PG, 103min) ★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.30 The Best Man Holiday 

Comedy drama sequel with Taye 
Diggs. (S) (2013, 15, 120min) ★★ 

1.40am Let It Snow Romantic 
drama. (S) (2013, PG, 82min) ★★ 
3.15 Home Alone: The Holiday 
Heist Children's comedy sequel. 

(S) (2012, PG, 87min) ★★ 
4.50-6.05am Mickey's Once Upon 
a Christmas Festive animation. 

(S) (1999, U, 65min) ★★★ 


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7.00am A Christmas Wish 9.00 
Flight of the Reindeer 11.00 A 
Royal Christmas 1.00pm Another 
Christmas Kiss Romantic drama 
with Elisabeth Harnois and Adam 
Mayfield. (2014, PG, 90min) ★★ 
3.00 The Christmas Parade Drama 
starring AnnaLynne McCord. (2014, 
PG, 120min) ★★ 5.00 Christmas 
Miracle Drama starring Allison 
Hossack. (2012, PG, 92min) ★★ 


9.00 Legion Action fantasy thriller 
starring Paul Bettany and Lucas 
Black. A rogue angel comes down 
to Earth to save a pregnant waitress 
when God launches an apocalyptic 
campaign against humankind. 
(2010, 15, lOOmin) ★★★ 

10.55 Fright Night Dark comic 
horror starring Chris Sarandon. 
Teenager Charley Brewster is unable 
to convince anyone that his 
suspicious new neighbour is a 
vampire. (1985, 18, 105min) ★★★★ 
1.05-3.00am The Forgotten Sci-fi 
thriller starring Julianne Moore, 
Dominic West and Gary Sinise. 
(2004, 12, 91 min) ★★★ 

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7.00 Christmas Lodge Romantic 
drama starring Erin Karpiuk and 
Michael Shanks. A woman taking a 
trip through the mountains stumbles 
on the holiday lodge where she 
spent many happy Christmases 

as a child. (2011, U, 85min) ★★ 

9.00 Finding Christmas Romantic 
drama starring Tricia Heifer and 
Mark Lutz. (2013, PG, 120min) ★★ 

11.00 Paper Angels Festive drama 
starring Josie Bissett and Matthew 
Settie. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★ 

1.00am A Christmas Wedding Date 
Comedy starring Marla Sokoloff. 
(2012, PG, 120min) ★★ 

3.00-5.00am An Accidental 
Christmas Romantic family film with 
Cynthia Gibb. (2007 U, 90min) ★★ 


Alien 3 

(film started at 7.00pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


The Secret Life of 
Walter Mitty 

(film started at 7.30pm) 

SEX ••< VIOLENCE ‘••LANG ••• 


Percy Jackson & the 
Lightning Thief 

(film started at 6.45pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


9.00 Alien Resurrection The 

fourth episode in the sci-fi 
horror series, with Sigourney 
Weaver Ellen Ripley re-awakens 
from death to find herself 
cloned by geneticists in an 
attempt to resurrect the alien 
queen. With Winona Ryder. (S) 
(1997, 15, HOmin) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


9.30 Philadelphia Oscar- 
winning drama with Tom Hanks 
and Denzel Washington. A gay 
lawyer takes his firm to court 
when he is sacked after his 
colleagues discover he has Aids. 
(S) (1993, 12, 122min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


9.00 Good Will Hunting Drama 
starring Matt Damon, Robin 
Williams and Ben Affleck. A 
troubled young maths genius 
deals with his inner demons 
with the help of a therapist who 
is grieving for his dead wife. (S) 
(1997, 15, 126min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


11.00 The Village Chiller with Joaquin 
Phoenix and Bryce Dallas Howard. 
(S) (2004, 12, 108min) ★★ 

12.55am Hostel Horror starring Jay 
Hernandez and Derek Richardson. 
(S) (2005, 18, 93min) ★★ 

2.35 Willow Creek Horror (S) 

(2013, 15, 80min) ★★★ 

4.00 Banshee Chapter Horror. 

(S) (2013, 15, 84min) ★★★ 

5.30-6.00am Interstellar: Nolan's 
Odyssey Behind the scenes. 


11.45 Boogie Nights Adult comedy 
drama starring Mark Wahlberg. 

(S) (1997, 18, 156min) ★★★★ 
2.30am Easy Rider Cult road movie 
starring Peter Fonda, Dennis 
Hopper and Jack Nicholson. (S) 
(1969, 18, 94min) ★★★★★ 
4.20-6.35am The Sea Inside 
Spanish biopic with Javier Bardem 
and Belen Rueda. Subtitled. 
(2004, PG, 126min) ★★★ 


11.25 Good Morning, Vietnam 

Comedy drama starring Robin 
Williams and Forest Whitaker 
(S) (1987 15, 120min) ★★★★ 
1.50-4.00am PREMIERE 


Sweetgrass Documentary 
about American shepherds. 
(S) (2009, 12, 101 min) ★★★ 


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DAYTIME (1-6pm) 


1.30pm Step Up 3 £4 (HD) ★ 

1 .45pm Dark Storm Horror Channel 
Sci-fi starring Stephen Baldwin. ★★ 
1 .50pm Funny Lady BBC2 ★★★ 

2.00 A Christmas Carol Sony TV ★★ 

2.1 Opm Ice Cold in Alex ITV4 ★★★★ 
2.25pm Santa Baby ITV2 (HD) ★★ 
2.30pm Deck the Halls ChS ★★ 
2.30pm Earthstorm 5^ ★★ 

3.00pm 1 0 Things I Hate About 

You Channel 4 (HD) ★★★ 

3.35pm Lost in the Bermuda 
Triangle Horror Channel ★ 

4.00pm LA Apocalypse Syfy (HD) ★ 
4.05pm Emma BBC2 (Scot: 5.05pm) 
Jane Austen adaptation. (HD) ★★★ 
4.1 5pm Beethoven's Christmas 
Adventure ITV2 (HD) ★★ 

4.20pm Paper Angels Ch5 (HD) ★★ 
4.20pm Cloudy with a Chance of 
Meatballs 5^ Comedy. ★★★ 
4.30pm Space Warriors SonyTV ★★ 
4.40pm Death Becomes Her/7V 
Black comedy fantasy. (HD) ★★★ 
4.50pm Battle of Midway ITV4 
World War Two drama. (HD) ★★★ 
5.00pm Night at the Museum 2 
Channel 4 Comedy. (HD) ★★★ 


EVENING (6-IQpm) 


6.00pm The Polar Express ITV2 
Animated adventure. (HD) ★★★ 
6.00pm Mantera Syfy Sci-fi 
adventure. Subtitled. (HD) ★★ 

6.1 Opm Superman 5 ★ ★★★★ 

6.1 5pm A Christmas Kiss Channel 5 
Festive romance. (HD) ★★ 

6.40pm Flash of Genius Sony TV 
Stirring fact-based drama. ★★★★ 
8.00pm What Women Want BBC2 
Romantic comedy. (HD) ★★★ 
9.00pm Doom ITV4 (HD) ★★★ 
9.00pm Gothika SonyTV Horror. ★★ 
9.00pm Captain Kronos - Vampire 
Hunter Horror Channel ★★ 


10pm TILL LATE 


1 0.00pm Insidious Ch4 (HD) ★★★★ 
1 0.00pm Sin City Dave (HD) ★★★★ 
1 0.00pm Land of the Dead Syfy 
Horror thriller sequel. (HD) ★★★★ 

1 0.05pm The Holiday ITV Romantic 
comedy starring Cameron Diaz 
and Kate Winslet. (HD) ★★★ 

1 0.30pm Mrs Henderson Presents 
BBC2 (NotNI) (HD) ★★★ 

1 0.55pm Husk Horror Channel ★★ 

1 1 .05pm Species: The Awakening 
ITV4 Sci-fi chiller sequel. (HD) ★★ 

1 2.00m't Sworn to Silence Lifetime 
Murder mystery. (HD) ★★★ 

1 2.05am American Pie Presents 
The Naked Mile/7V2 (HD) ★ 

12.1 Oam A Walk to Remember 
BBC2 Weepie starring Shane West. ★ 

1 2.30am Elfie Hopkins Horror 
Channel Comedy horror. ★ 

1 2.45am It's a Wonderful Afterlife 
BBC I (Scot: 1.40am) (HD) ★★ 

1 .00am The Last Sentinel Syfy ★★ 
1.1 5am The Count of Monte Cristo 
ITV3 Adventure. (HD) ★★★★ 

2.1 5am Forget Me Not Horror ★★ 

4.1 Oam The Dinosaur Project Syfy 
Fantasy adventure. (HD) ★★★ 


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VIRGIN 504 
HD 514 


SKY SPORTS 4 


SKY 405 


HD 405/439 


VIRGIN 505 
HD 515 


SKY SPORTS 5 


SKY 406 

HD 406/440 


VIRGIN 506 
HD 516 


SKY 410 


HD 4 412 


VIRGIN 521 
HD 522 


6.00am Football League 
Gold (HD) 6.15 Football 
Gold 6.30 Sporting Greats 
7.00 SNF - Match Choice 
(HD) 8.30 Football League 
Gold (HD) 8.45 Football 
Gold 9.00 The Sunday 
Supplement (HD) 10.30 
Goals on Sunday (HD) 

12.30pm LIVE Ford Super 
Sunday Manchester United 
v Liverpool: The Premier 
League clash at Old Trafford. 
Kick-off is at 1.30. (HD) 

3.30 LIVE Ford Super 
Sunday Swansea City v 
Tottenham Hotspur: The 
Premier League match 
from the Liberty Stadium. 
Kick-off is at 4.00. (HD) 

6.30 Mighty Michael 

van Gerwen A profile. (HD) 

7.30 Goals on Sunday (HD) 

8.30 Mighty Michael 

van Gerwen A profile. (HD) 

9.30 Premier League 100 
Club Robbie Fowler (HD) 

10.00 Ford Football Special 

Including Manchester 
United v Liverpool. (HD) 

11.30 Premier League 100 
Club Ryan Giggs. (HD) 

12.00m'tWWE- Late Night 
- Afterburn (HD) 1.00am 
LIVE WWE - Tables, Ladders 
and Chairs: From Cleveland. 
(HD) 4.00 Premier League 
100 Club (HD) 4.30- 
6.00am Football Gold 


6.00am LIVE Test Cricket: 
Australia v India: Day three 
of the second Test from the 
Adelaide Oval, where the 
four-match series continues. 
(HD) 7.30 ODI Cricket 
Classic: NZ v Aus 8.30 Sky 
Sports Classics: ODI Cricket 
Classic: SA v Aus 9.00 
LIVE IRB Rugby Sevens: 

The South Africa Sevens: 
Coverage of the second day 
of the third round of the 
season, held at Nelson 
Mandela Bay Stadium 
in Port Elizabeth. (HD) 

12.30pm LIVE European 
Rugby Champions Cup 

Wasps v Castres: Coverage 
of the matchday four Pool 
Two clash at Adams Park. 
Kick-off is at 1.00. (HD) 

3.00 LIVE European Rugby 
Champions Cup Clermont 
Auvergne v Munster: 
Coverage of the matchday 
four Pool One fixture from 
the Stade Marcel-Michelin. 
Kick-off is at 3.15. (HD) 

5.30 LIVE NFL A match from 
the NFL season. (HD) 

9.00 LIVE NFL Coverage of 
another NFL match. (HD) 

12.30am The Sunday 
Supplement (HD) 2.00 
Goals on Sunday (HD) 

3.00 Barclays Premier 
League Legends (HD) 
4.00-6.00am Premier 
League 100 Club (HD) 


6.00am LIVE Hockey 
Champions Trophy: The 
men's 7th-8th place 
play-off match. Push-back is 
at 6.00. (HD) 7.30 Sporting 
Rivalries (HD) 8.00 Football 
Gold (HD) 8.15 LIVE 
Hockey Champions Trophy: 
The men's 5th-6th place 
play-off match. Push-back 
is at 8.15. (HD) 9.45 WWE 
From the Vault (HD) 10.00 
Test Cricket (HD) 11.00 
Sporting Rivalries (HD) 
11.30 Cloned: Creating 
Designer Horses (HD) 

12.30pm LIVE Show 
Jumping The Geneva 
Grand Prix: The Grand 
Slam of Showjumping 
event in Switzerland. (HD) 

3.30 Sporting Rivalries 

4.30 LIVE IRB Rugby 

Sevens Day two of the 
South Africa Sevens. (HD) 

6.00 Test Cricket Highlights 
of Australia v India. (HD) 

7.00 WWE - Afterburn (HD) 

8.00 European Rugby 
Special Recent action. (HD) 

9.30 IRB Rugby Sevens The 

South Africa Sevens. (HD) 

10.30 WWE - Late Night 
Vintage Archive action. (HD) 

11.30 This Week in WWE 
(HD) 12.00m't-6.00am 

LIVE Test Cricket: Australia v 
India: Day four of the second 
Test from Adelaide. (HD) 


6.00am LIVE Asian Tour 
Golf: The Thailand Golf 
Championship: The fourth 
and final day's play from 
the Amata Spring Country 
Club in Chonburi. (HD) 

9.00 Australian PGA 
Championship Golf (HD) 

11.00 LIVE European Tour 
Golf The Alfred Dunhill 
Championship: The fourth 
and final day's play at the 
Leopard Creek Golf Club in 
Malelane, South Africa. (HD) 

2.30pm Australian PGA 
Championship Golf As 

shown at 9.00pm. (HD) 

4.30 Sporting Greats (HD) 

5.00 LIVE Test Netball 

England v Malawi: From the 
Echo Arena in Liverpool. 
Centre-pass is at 5.15. (HD) 

7.00 European Tour Golf 

Day four of the Alfred 
Dunhill Championship. (HD) 

8.00 Asian Tour Golf Show 

Day four of the Thailand 
Golf Championship. (HD) 

9.00 Australian PGA 
Championship Golf Day 

four of the PGA Tour of 
Australasia event. (HD) 

11.00 European Tour Golf: 

As 7.00pm. (HD) 12.00m't 
Asian Tour Golf Show (HD) 
1.00am Test Netball (HD) 

3.00 Shell's Wonderful 
World of Golf 5.00- 
6.00am PGA Tour Classic 


6.00am Football's Greatest 
Players (HD) 7.00 Good 
Morning Sports Fans (HD) 

9.00 La Liga Football 10.00 
Spanish Football Gold 
10.20 Football's Greatest 
Teams 10.50 Football’s 
Greatest Players (HD) 11.20 
LIVE Eredivisie Football: Ajax 
v FC Utrecht. (HD) 1.20pm 
Spanish Football Gold 

2.00 LIVE Hockey Champions 
Trophy The men's final: 
Push-back is at 2.00. (HD) 

3.30 Football Gold 

3.35 LIVE Eredivisie Football 

Feyenoord v AZ Alkmaar: 
Kick-off is at 3.45. (HD) 

5.45 Spanish Football Gold 

5.55 LIVE La Liga Football 

Atletico Madrid v Villarreal: 
Kick-off is at 6.00. (HD) 

8.00 LIVE La Liga Football 

Real Sociedad v Athletic 
Bilbao: Kick-off 8.00. (HD) 

10.00 Eredivisie Football (HD) 
12.00m't La Liga Football 
(HD) 1.00am Football’s 
Greatest International Teams 
(HD) 2.00 Football’s Greatest 
Managers 2.30 Football’s 
Greatest Players (HD) 

3.00 Football’s Greatest 
International Teams (HD) 
(HD) 4.30 Football's Greatest 
Managers 5.00 Football's 
Greatest Players (HD) 5.30- 
6.00am Football’s Greatest 
International Teams (HD) 


I 

7.30am Alpine Skiing (HD) 

8.15 LIVE Alpine Skiing: 
World Cup coverage from 
Val d'lsere in France. (HD) 

9.30 LIVE Alpine Skiing: 
World Cup coverage from 
Courchevel in France. (HD) 

10.30 LIVE Biathlon: The 
World Cup meeting from 
Hochfilzen in Austria. (HD) 

11.15 LIVE Alpine Skiing: 
Further coverage from 
Val d'lsere in France. (HD) 

12.30pm LIVE Alpine Skiing 

Further coverage from 
Courchevel in France. (HD) 

1.30 LIVE Ski Jumping The 

World Cup meeting from 
Nizhny Tagil, Russia. (HD) 

3.15 Biathlon World Cup 
action from Austria. (HD) 

4.30 Figure Skating The 

Grand Prix of Figure 
Skating Final. (HD) 

6.30 Alpine Skiing World Cup 
highlights from France. (HD) 

7.30 Alpine Skiing World Cup 
action from France. (HD) 

8.30 Alpine Skiing World Cup 
highlights from France. (HD) 

9.00 Biathlon World Cup 
action from Austria. (HD) 

10.00 Showjumping Action 
from the Rolex Grand Prix. 

11.30pm-12.30am Table 
Tennis The final at the 
Super Series tournament 
from Thailand. (HD) 


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6.00am World of Football (HD) 

6.30 Bundesliga Special (HD) 

7.00 The Football's On (HD) 

8.00 French Ligue 1 (HD) 

9.30 Bundesliga (HD) 11.00 
European Football Show 
(HD) 11.30 LIVE Serie A: 
Juventus v Sampdoria. 
Kick-off is at 11.30. (HD) 

I. 30pm European 
Football Show (HD) 

2.00 LIVE Serie A Genoa v AS 
Roma: From the Stadio Luigi 
Ferraris. Kick-off at 2.00. (HD) 

4.00 European Football Show 
With Lynsey Hipgrave. (HD) 

4.30 LIVE Bundesliga VfL 
Wolfsburg v SC Paderborn: 
From the Volkswagen Arena. 
Kick-off is at 4.30. (HD) 

6.30 European Football Show 
With James Richardson. (HD) 

7.45 LIVE Serie A AC Milan v 
Napoli: From the San Siro. 
Kick-off is at 7.45. (HD) 

10.00 Formula E 
Championship (HD) 

II. 00 LIVE NBA Miami 
Heat v Chicago Bulls: From 
AmericanAirlines Arena. 
Tip-off is at 11.00. (HD) 

1.30am NBA Action (HD) 

2.00 European Rugby 
Champions Cup (HD) 3.30 
Serie A (HD) 5.00-6.00am 
The Football's On (HD) 


6.00am European Rugby 
Champions Cup 7.30 
European Rugby Champions 
Cup 9.00 European Rugby 
Champions Cup (HD) 10.30 
NBA: Dallas Mavericks v 
Golden State Warriors. (HD) 

12.30pm FIM Superprestigio 
Dirt Track 2014 Action 
from second edition of the 
unique dirt track event. (HD) 

2.30 LIVE Bundesliga Bayer 
Leverkusen v Borussia 
Moenchengladbach: 

Coverage from the Bay Arena. 
Kick-off is at 2.30. (HD) 

4.30 LIVE European Rugby 
Champions Cup Scarlets v 
Ulster: Coverage of the Pool 
Three clash at Parc y Scarlets. 
Kick-off is at 5.15. (HD) 

8.00 LIVE French Ligue 1 
Monaco v Marseille: Coverage 
from the Stade Louis II. 
Kick-off is at 8.00. (HD) 

10.00 UFC: The Ultimate 
Fighter Highlights of the 
Ultimate Fighter 20 Finale 
from Las Vegas. (HD) 

1.00am UFC: Dos Santos v 
Miocic (HD) 3.00 Euroleague 
Basketball Magazine (HD) 
3.30 Action Woman of 
the Year (HD) 4.30 WTA 
All Access (HD) 5.30- 
6.00am Road to Rio (HD) 


6.00am ESPN Kicks (HD) 6.15 
College Football Special: 
College Football Awards (HD) 
8.15 College Basketball (HD) 
10.00 College Football (HD) 

I. 00pm LIVE French Ligue 1 
Nice v St Etienne: 

Kick-off is at 1.00. (HD) 

3.00 Tobago Cycling Classic 
Action from the race. (HD) 

3.45 ESPN Kicks (HD) 

4.00 LIVE French Ligue 1 
Guingamp v Paris 
Saint-Germain: 

Kick-off is at 4.00. (HD) 

6.00 College Football 
Special - 2014 Heisman 
Trophy Presentation (HD) 

7.00 LIVE College Basketball 
Tennessee Volunteers v 
Butler Bulldogs: From the 
Thompson-Boling Arena 

in Knoxville, Tennessee. 
Tip-off is at 7.00. (HD) 

9.00 LIVE College Basketball 
Syracuse Orange v Louisiana 
Tech Bulldogs: At the Carrier 
Dome in Syracuse, New York. 
Tip-off is at 9.00. (HD) 

II. 00 NCAA Men's Soccer 
Championship (HD) 1.00am 
Road to Rio (HD) 1.30 College 
Football Special - Bowl 
Mania (HD) 4.00-6.00am 
College Football Special: 
College Football Awards (HD) 


6.00am Renault Sport Inside 
Magazine 7.20 Best of Crash 
7.45 Ferrari Challenge Europa 
Coppa Shell 9.00 Ferrari 
Challenge Europa Trofeo Pirelli 
10.35 Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series 11.35 Lucas 
Oil Off Road Racing Series 

12.40pm Stop and Go 
Highlights of crashes and 
passes from the last week. 

12.55 Race of Champions - 
Barbados A look back 
at the Nations Cup. 

4.00 LIVE Race of Champions 
- Barbados Coverage of the 
Race of Champions event. 

7.05 Stop and Go 
Highlights of crashes and 
passes from the last week. 

7.25 Auto Mundial The latest 
motoring news and reviews. 

8.00 NASCAR Part two 
of a review of the 2014 
Nationwide Series. 

11.05 V8 Supercars 
The Sydney NRMA 500: 
Highlights of the final round 
of the season, held at the 
Homebush Street Circuit. 

2.15am Trophee Andros: 

The latest round of the 
season from Val Thorens. 
3.15-6.00am Race of 
Champions - Barbados: A 
look back at the Nations Cup. 



6.00am Bahrain FI GP Best 
Bits (HD) 6.30 Chinese FI 
GP Best Bits (HD) 7.00 
Spanish FI GP Best Bits 
(HD) 7.30 GP2 Racing (HD) 
9.00 Formula 1: The United 
States Grand Prix. (HD) 

I. 30pm Formula 1: The Belgian 
Grand Prix. (HD) 6.15 FI 
Classic Races: The 1983 
Monaco Grand Prix. (HD) 
6.45 Formula 1: The Abu 
Dhabi Grand Prix. (HD) 

II. 30 FI Midweek Report 
(HD) 12.30am GP2 Racing 
(HD) 1.45 GP2 Racing (HD) 
3.15 Porsche Super Cup 
(HD) 3.30-6.00am The 
Home of Formula One 



6.00am LIVE Table Tennis: The 
Super Series tournament in 
Thailand. (HD) 9.00 Freestyle 
Skiing (HD) 10.00 LIVE 
Snooker: The European Tour 
event from the Casal Vistoso 
Sports Centre in Portugal. (HD) 

12.00noon Ski Jumping (HD) 

1.00pm Biathlon (HD) 

1.30 LIVE Biathlon Coverage 
of the World Cup meeting 
from Hochfilzen, Austria. (HD) 

2.15 LIVE Cross-Country 
Skiing World Cup coverage 
from Davos, Switzerland. (HD) 

3.00 Snooker (HD) 

4.00 LIVE Snooker Coverage 
of the semi-finals of the 
European Tour event from 
the Casal Vistoso Sports 
Centre in Portugal. (HD) 

6.00 Table Tennis (HD) 

7.30 Snooker (HD) 

8.00 LIVE Snooker The final 
of the European Tour event 
from the Casal Vistoso Sports 
Centre in Portugal. (HD) 

10.00 Boxing: Knockout 
Classics Archive action. 

11.00 Snooker (HD) 

1.00am Ski Jumping (HD) 2.00 

Snooker (HD) 4.00 Alpine 
Skiing (HD) 5.00 Cross- 
Country Skiing (HD) 5.30- 
7.30am Figure Skating (HD) 


LIVE SPORT 
ON OTHER 
CHANNELS 
TODAY 


8.10am LIVE Athletics 

BBC Red Button The European 
Cross-Country Championships. 

11.30am LIVE Racing from 
Carlisle and Pau Racing UK 

This afternoon's meetings. 


12.15pm LIVE Raceday 

At The Races Today's meetings 
from Southwell and Navan. 

12.45pm LIVE Clwb: Sgorio 

S4C Bangor City v Rhyl: 
Kick-off is at 1.00. 


3.45pm LIVE Clwb: Clwb 
Rygbi S4C Cardiff v Neath. 
Coverage from the Arms Park. 
Kick-off is at 4.00. 

5.15pm LIVE Stateside At The 
Races Coverage from America. 


8.00pm LIVE Sports 
Personality of the Year 2014 

BBC1 The ceremony from 
the Hydro Arena in Glasgow. 

1.00am LIVE American 
Football Channel 4 


Philadelphia Eagles v Dallas 
Cowboys: At Lincoln Financial 
Field. Kick-off is at 1.30. 

2.00am LIVE Australian Racing 

At The Races Coverage of 
a meeting Down Under. 


52 TV&Satellite Week 


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Modern Family 

Skyl HD, 8pm/Sky1+1, 9pm 

Ugly Betty’s Michael Urie guest stars as 
a stylist with whom Haley tries to get an 
internship with a little help from Andy 


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One Night Only 

ITVHD, 9pm/ITV+1, 10pm 

The Divine Miss M performs tunes old 
and new and chats to Joanna Lumley 



Bullseyes and Beer: 

When Darts Hit Britain 

BBC4HD,9pm 

How darts left the pub to make players 
such as Jocky Wilson household names 


Steph and Dom 
Meet Nigel Farage 

Channel 4 HD, I0pm/Channel4+1, 11pm 

Gogglebox’s much-loved 'posh couple’ 
interview the UKIP leader at their B&B 


7.00 pm 7.30pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 9.30pm 10.00pm 10.30pm 



7.00 The One Show 

7.30 Fake Britain t 

8.00 EastEnders 

8.30 The Innocent... 

9.00 Wild Weather with Richard Hammond 

10.00 News; Local News |l0.35 Have 1... f 

7.00 Tom Kerridge's... 

7.30 The Perfect... 

8.00 University... 

8.30 Only Connect 

9.00 Canterbury Cathedral t 

10.00 Never Mind... [ 10.30 Newsnight t 

7.00 Emmerdale 

7.30 Coronation Street 

8.00 Europe - The... 

8.30 Coronation Street 

9.00 Bette Midler: One Night Only 

10.00 News; Local News 

7.00 News 

8.00 Dogs: Their Secret Lives 

9.00 Skint 

10.00 Steph and... [10.30 8 Out of 10... 

7.00 The Gadget Show 

8.00 Big Foot: The Missing Evidence 

9.00 Gotham 

10.00 Greatest Christmas TV Moments 

7.00 The Simpsons 

8.00 Modern Family 

8.30 Trollied 

9.00 An Idiot Abroad 

10.00 Arrow 

7.00 Top Gear 

8.00 Motorway Cops 

9.00 Russell Brand: End the Drugs War 

10.00 Some Girls 1 10.30 EastEnders 

7.00 The X Factor: Your Top Ten 

8.00 You've Been Framed at Christmas! 

9.00 The Office Xmas Party 

10.00 Celebrity Juice: Christmas Special 

7.00 News 

7.30 Great British... 

8.00 High Flyers: How Britain Took to the Air 

9.00 Bullseyes and Beer: When Darts Hit... 

10.00 Arrows |l0.35 Alex... 

7.00 Hollyoaks 

7.30 Melissa &Joey 

8.00 The Big Bang Theory 

9.00 Made in Chelsea 

10.00 Rude Tube 

1 7.00 The Biggest Loser USA 

9.00 Criminal Minds 

10.00 Stalker 

7.00 Without a Trace 

8.00 Friday Night Lights 

9.00 Olive Kitteridge 

7.00 The Two Ronnies Sketchbook 

8.00 One Foot in the Grave 1 8.50 Only Fools and Horses 

10.00 The Vicar of Dibley 

7.00 American Pickers 

8.00 Ql XL 

1 9.00 Have 1 Got a Bit More News for You 

10.00 Would 1 Lie to You? 

7.00 Wycliffe 

8.00 Midsomer Murders 

10.00 The Jury 

7.00 Pawn Stars 

8.00 Storage Wars 

10.00 Ax Men 

7.00 Friends 1 7.30 Mike & Molly 

8.00 Friends 

1 9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 

10.00 Impractical Jokers 


[7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 


8.00 The Librarians 


9.00 Dominion 


113 UNIVERSAL 


523 ANIMAL PLANET 


526 NAT GEO 


529 HISTORY 


◄ 6.50 George Clarke’s Amazing... 

7.00 Law & Order 

1 7.00 Wheeler Dealers 

7.00 Too Cute! 


7.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai 

7.00 Pawn Stars 


1 7.55 Grand Designs 
8.00 NCIS 


8.00 Wheeler Dealers: Trading Up 

8.00 Rat Busters NYC 

8.00 Highway Thru Hell 

8.00 Pawn Stars: A Very Vegas Christmas 


9.00 Car SOS 

9.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 

9.00 Turbo Pickers 

9.00 Alaskan Bush People 


10.00 The World's Most Extreme 

10.00 How to Get Away with Murder 

10.00 The Devils Ride 

10.00 River Monsters: Untold Stories 


9.00 Top Ten Natural Disasters 

9.00 Pawn Stars 


Ji7‘ 


7.00 Coast 


I 240 HOME & HEALTH 1 7.00 Homes Under the Hammer 
■ 1*1 i'il /1 1(11 i i pe to the Country 

133 GOOD FOOD 


8.00 Great British... 8.30 Great British... 9.00 WW2 Air Crash Detectives 


9.00 19 Kids and Counting 


10.00 Secrets of the Manor House 


10.00 King’s Cross ER 


j 7.00 Nigel Slater’s 12 Tastes of Christmas 

8.00 Jamie's Best Ever Christmas 

1 9.00 Raymond Blanc's Christmas Feast 

j 10.00 Delia Smith's Christmas 

1 7.00 Escape to the Country 

8.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 

1 9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 

j 10.00 The Girl with 90 Per Cent Burns... 


301 SKY PREMIERE ◄ 6.00 A New York Winter’s Tale 


310 SKY SHOWCASE 


8.00 Her 


10.10 The Book Thief 


◄ 6.20 The Harry Hill Movie 


8.00 Home Alone 


| 304 SKY GREATS \< 4.50 West Side... 7.30 The Shining 


305 SKY DISNEY 


◄ 6.00 Monsters University 


| 306 SKY FAMILY 

WMSEM. 

308 SKY COMEDY 
303 SKY CHRISTMAS | 


◄ 5.50 Annie 


◄ 5.50 King Arthur 


| 308 SKY COMEDY | ◄ 6.00 Identity Thief 
J 6.40 Proof of Life 


8.00 The Little Mermaid 


9.50 Pacific Rim 


9.30 The Green Mile 


9.30 Saving Mr Banks 


8.00 Ella Enchanted 


9.45 Oz the Great and Powerful 


8.00 Hulk 


10.20 Demolition Man 


8.00 The World's End 


| 303 SKY CHRISTMAS ◄ 6.30 Saving Santa 
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| 312 SKY SELECT | < 5.40 The Butler 

I 317 TCM 


10.00 Starsky & Hutch 


9.00 Dangerous Mind of a Hooligan 


8.00 Almost Christmas 


10.30 The Canyons 


10.00 A Christmas Carol 


7.20 Black Christmas 


9.00 Gravity 


8.00 Trance 


◄ 6.50 Dear John 


| ◄ 6.30 Dial M for Murder 


10.00 AN 


9.00 Lockout 


9.00 Private Benjamin 


402 SKY SPORTS 1 


1 7.00 Ford Monday Night Football - Live: Everton v Queens Park Rangers: From Goodison Park (Kick-off 8.00) 



◄ 6.30 NFL 


7.30 Sporting... 


8.00 Test Netball 


10.00 IRB Rugby Sevens 


7.00 WWE: Smackdown 

9.00 WWE: Tables, Ladders and Chairs 

7.00 Trilby Tour Golf 

8.00 European Tour Golf 

9.00 Ladies European Tour Golf 

10.00 Trilby Tour Golf 

◄ 6.45 Eurogoals 7.30 Snooker 


9.30 Showjumping 

10.35 Horse... 


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6.00am Breakfast (S)(HD) 9.15 NEW 
SERIES Operation Meet the Street 1/5. 
Inviting celebrities back to a street they 
grew up on. (S)(HD) 10.00 Homes 
Under the Hammer (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 
Saints and Scroungers (S)(HD) 11.30 
Oxford Street Revealed (S)(HD)(AD) 
12.15pm Bargain Hunt (S)(HD)(AD) 

1.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 1.30 Local 
News (S) 1.45 Doctors Valerie attends 
a speed awareness course. (S)(HD)(AD) 
2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 
(Series 1 ) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.10 Escape 
to the Country (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

3.40 Christmas Kitchen with James 
Martin 6/10. The chef is joined by Martin 
Morales and Brian Turner. (S)(HD) 

4.30 Flog It! The best finds. (S)(HD) 

5.15 Pointless Quiz show. (S)(R)(HD) 

6.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 

6.30 Local News (S) 



7.00 The One Show 

Alex Jones and Matt Baker 
present the topical show. (S)(HD) 

7.30 Fake Britain 

Matt Allwright investigates counterfeit 
charity bags and the trade in fake 
World War Two memorabilia. (S)(R) 

8.00 EastEnders 

Phil confronts Nick, shocked to 
discover he is still alive. (S)(HD)(AD) 
■ Repeated later on BBC3 

8.30 The Innocent Serial Killer? 

- Panorama 

Reviewing the case of a former nurse 
who was jailed for murder. (S)(HD) 

9.00 Wild Weather with 
Richard Hammond 

SERIES FINALE 3/3. Richard reveals 
how the weather is affected by 
temperature, building his own dust 
storm and meeting a scientist who 
creates lightning bolts in his 
laboratory. (S)(HD)(AD) 

10.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 


10.25 Local News(S) 

10.35 Have I Got a Bit 
More News for You 

10/11. Martin Clunes hosts an 
extended edition of Friday's show, 
with guest panellists Reginald D 
Hunter and Kirsty Wark. (S)(HD) 

11.20 Citizen Khan 6/7. The wedding day 
dawns - but Mrs Khan refuses to attend 
the ceremony. (Series 3) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
11.50 The Graham Norton Show 11/13. 
Graham is joined by Hollywood comedy 
star Jim Carrey, soon to be seen in 
Dumb and Dumber To, as well as Jude 
Law and Tamsin Greig, with music by 
Nicole Scherzinger. (S)(R)(HD) 

12.35am Weather for the Week Ahead (S) 
12.40-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD) 



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6.00am Previews (S) 6.05 Homes Under 
the Hammer (S)(R) 7.05 Claimed and 
Shamed (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 7.35 Oxford 
Street Revealed (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 8.20- 

10.35 Sign Zone: Glorious Gardens 
from Above (S)(R) 9.05 Celebrity 
Antiques Road Trip (S)(R) 10.05 Tom 
Kerridge's Best Ever Dishes (S)(R)(AD) 

10.35 Click (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 BBC News 
(S)(HD) 11.30 BBC World News (S) 
(HD) 12.00noon Daily Politics (S)(HD) 
1.00pm Coast (S)(R)(HD) 1.25 Ready 
Steady Cook Xmas (S)(R)(HD) 2.10 
The Great British Bake Off (S)(R)(HD) 

3.10 A Place to Call Home (S)(HD) 
3.55 The World's Most Photographed 
(S)(R) 4.25 Andrew Marr's History of 
Modern Britain (S)(R)(AD) 5.25 Vintage 
Antiques Roadshow (S)(R)(HD) 6.00 
Eggheads (S)(R)(HD) 6.30 Strictly 
Come Dancing - It Takes Two (S)(HD) 



:her 


Sean Btanchflower 


8.30 Only Connect 


7.00 Tom Kerridge's 
Best Ever Dishes 

6/6. The chef demonstrates how to 
liven up lunches. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

7.30 The Perfect Morecambe 
& Wise Christmas Special 

A selection of classic clips from the 
duo's festive BBC specials. (S)(R) 

8.00 University Challenge 

Two more teams battle it out for a 
place in the quarter-finals as the 
second round continues. (S)(HD) 

8.30 Only Connect 

The second round continues as 
three orienteers take on a trio of 
video-game enthusiasts. (S)(HD) 

9.00 Canterbury Cathedral 

2/3. Canon Treasurer Nick 
Papadopulos hopes his application 
for a £12million grant from the 
Heritage Lottery Fund is successful 
so that essential repairs can be 
carried out. (S)(HD)(AD) 

10.00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks 

11/13. With Yasmine Akram, Steve 
Aoki, Bobby Mair and Rumer. (S)(HD) 
■ Repeated on Friday 

10.30 Newsnight (S)(HD) 


11.20 Great Continental Railway 
Journeys 5/6. Michael Portillo ventures 
beyond Europe as he travels through 
Israel and Palestine. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

12.20-2.20am Sign Zone: The 
Apprentice 10/14. The candidates 
create premium puddings. (S)(R) 1.20 
Wonders of the Monsoon (S)(R)(AD) 

2.20 Previews (S) 

4.00-6.00am BBC Learning Zone 

Educational programmes. (S)(R) 


ITV 


SKY 103 
HD 178 


F'VIEW 3 
HD 103 

F’SAT 103 
HD 119 




6.00am Good Morning Britain (S)(HD) 

8.30 Lorraine (S)(HD) 

9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S) 

10.30 This Morning (S) 

12.30pm Let's Do Christmas with Gino 
& Mel 6/10. Theo Paphitis helps to 
prepare dishes including venison with 
brandy and mushroom sauce. (S)(HD) 

1.30 ITV News (S) 

1.55 Local News (S) 

2.00 Peter Andre's 60 Minute 
Makeover The team heads to Sidcup, 
south-east London, to transform a taxi 
driver's lounge and dining room. (S)(HD) 

3.00 Secret Dealers Expert Alison 
Chapman is reduced to tears by an oil 
canvas landscape painting. (S)(HD) 

4.00 Tipping Point Quiz. (S)(R)(HD) 

5.00 The Chase Quiz show. (S)(HD) 

6.00 Local News (S) 

6.30 ITV News (S) 



7.00 Emmerdale 

Robert finds out about Jack's 
wedding ring. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2 

7.30 Coronation Street 

Gary is stunned when Kal sacks him 
from the building job. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2 

8.00 NEW Europe - 

The People's Poll: Tonight 

A public opinion survey on the UK's 
membership of the EU. (S)(HD) 

8.30 Coronation Street 

Gail orders Nick to throw Erica 
out of the bistro. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2 

9.00 NEW Bette Midler: 

One Night Only 

The multiple Grammy winner's 
first-ever UK TV special, featuring a 
selection of her greatest hits, songs 
from her new album and a candid 
conversation with host Joanna 
Lumley. See feature, pagelO (S)(HD) 

10.00 ITV News (S) 


10.30 Local News (S) 

10.40 The Jonathan Ross Show 

9/10. With former TheX Factor judge 
Tulisa Contostavlos, actor James 
Corden, Mad Men star Jon Hamm 
and CelebrityJuice host Keith Lemon, 
plus music by singer-songwriter 
Paloma Faith. (S)(R)(HD) 

11.45 All Star Family Fortunes With Joe 
Calzaghe and Jennifer Ellison. (S)(R)(HD) 
12.30am Jackpot247 

3.00 UEFA Champions League Weekly 
(S)(HD) 3.25 ITV Nightscreen (HD) 
5.05-6.00am The Jeremy Kyle Show 
Guests air their differences. (S)(R)(HD) 

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SKY 104 

HD 227 


F’VIEW 4 
HD 104 

F’SAT 104 
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6.20am The King of Queens (S)(R) 7.10 
3rd Rock from the Sun (S)(R) 8.00- 

9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (S) 
(R) 9.30-11.00 Frasier (S)(R) 11.00 
Jamie's Festive Feast (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

12.00noon News (S) 

12.05pm Heston's Christmas Feast A 
feast inspired by dishes of the past. (S)(R) 

1.10 Come Dine with Me: Celebrity 
Christmas Special (S)(R)(HD) 

2.10 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 
Searching for properties in Cornwall 
and south-west France. (S)(HD) 

3.10 Countdown (S)(HD) 

4.00 Deal or No Deal (S)(HD)(AD) 

5.00 Come Dine with Me The culinary 
contest heads to Milton Keynes. (S)(HD) 

5.30 Coach Trip In Aalborg. (S)(HD) 

6.00 The Simpsons (S)(HD)(AD) 

6.30 Hollyoaks Sienna recruits Nico 
to do her dirty work. (S)(HD)(AD) 



7.00 News (S) 


8.00 NEW Dogs: 

Their Secret Lives 

Mark Evans revisits some of the 
pets and owners featured in the 
series earlier this year to find out 
whether they have benefited from 
the help they received. (S)(HD) 

■ Repeated on Wednesday on 4seven 

9.00 Skint 

SERIES FINALE 4/4. More stories of 
people living in poverty in Grimsby, 
from fishermen out of work to 
those doing whatever they can 
to make ends meet. (S)(HD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on 4seven 

10.00 NEW Steph and Dom 
Meet Nigel Farage 

The Gogglebox couple invite the 
UKIP leader to their posh B&B. (S) 

10.30 NEW 8 Out of 10 Cats: 

Best Bits 

One-off special revisiting highlights 
from the latest series. (S)(HD) 

■ Repeated on Friday on 4seven 

11.35 NFL: The American Football Show 
Highlights from the NFL. (S)(HD) 
12.30am 24 Hours in A&E (S)(R)(HD) 
(AD) 1.25 FILM The Pervert's Guide 
to Ideology Offbeat documentary 
sequel. (S)(HD) (2012, 15, 140min) 
★★★★ 3.45 A Place in the Sun: Home 
or Away (S)(SL)(R)(HD) 4.40 Phil 
Spencer: Secret Agent (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
5.35-6.20am Countdown (S)(R)(HD) 
■ Mf ki 


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4.25-9.15am Milkshake! 

9.15am The Wright Stuff (HD) 

11.40 FILM A Perfect Christmas 

Festive fantasy starring Claire Coffee. 
(S)(HD) (2012, PG, 105min) ★★ 
1.25pm News (S)(HD) 

1.30 Home and Away (S)(HD)(AD) 

2.00 FILM The Real St Nick Festive 
romance starring Torrey DeVitto. 
(S)(HD) (2012, PG, lOOmin) ★ 

3.40 FILM Mr St Nick Festive drama 
starring Kelsey Grammer. The magic 
of Christmas is in jeopardy when 
Santa retires and hands his seasonal 
duties over to his wayward bachelor 
son. (S) (2002, U, llOmin) ★★ 

5.30 News (S)(HD) 

6.00 Home and Away Brax works 
himself into the ground trying to 
save Casey’s gym. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

6.30 News (S)(HD) 



mi ' 


9.00 Gotham 


7.00 The Gadget Show 

14/15. Jon Bentley tests the 
latest mobile tablet computers, 
and Jason Bradbury tries out 
technology set to transform the 
world of fitness. (S)(HD) 

■ Repeated on Thursday 

■ Concludes on Friday 

8.00 Big Foot: 

The Missing Evidence 
SERIES FINALE 6/6 An 

investigation into the existence of 
the ape-like hominid said to live in 
the forests of North America, 
revealing the prime suspect 
behind alleged sightings. (S)(HD) 

9.00 Gotham 

LoveCraft: 10/22. Selina leads new 
friend Bruce on a perilous journey 
through Gotham as she tries to 
evade assassins on her trail, while 
Gordon is reassigned to duty at 
Arkham Asylum. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated on Friday on 5USA 

10.00 Greatest Christmas 
TV Moments 

Countdown of 50 festive TV 
highlights, featuring Gavin & 
Stacey , Morecambe 8 Wise, Only 
Fools and Horses, Wallace 8 
Gromit, Doctor Who, Top of the 
Pops and The Royle Family. (S)(R) 


12.55am SuperCasino 3.10 Benefits 
Britain: Life on the Dole (S)(R)(HD) 
4.00 Michaela's Wild Challenge (S) 
(SL)(R) 4.25 House Doctor (S)(SL) 
(R) 4.45 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 
5.10 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 5.35- 
6.00am Wildlife SOS (S)(SL)(R) 


VIRGIN 


SKY1 


SKY 106 

|| HD 106/217 

VIRGIN 109 
HD 110 



6.00am The Real A&E (S)(R) 7.00 
Sun, Sea and A&E (S)(R) 8.00 
Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 9.00 NCIS: 

Los Angeles (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 
Hawaii Five-0 Double bill. (S)(R)(HD) 

1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 
Wanted: 17/24. (S)(R)(HD) 

2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Red - Part 
One: 18/24. (Series 4)(S)(R)(HD) 

3.00 Road Wars (S)(R) 

4.00 Sun, Sea and A&E (S)(R) 

5.00 The Simpsons Homer's Triple 
Bypass: Homer suffers a heart attack 
and has to have an operation. (S)(R) 

5.30 Futurama 31st Century Fox: 
Bender joins a fox hunt. (S)(R)(HD) 

6.00 Futurama Naturama: A trio of 
wildlife documentaries. (S)(R)(HD) 

6.30 The Simpsons Marge v the 
Monorail: Marge tackles an 
unscrupulous businessman. (S)(R) 



8.30 Trollied 


7.00 The Simpsons 

Radioactive Man: Bart and 
Milhouse vie for a film role. With 
the voice of Mickey Rooney. (S)(R) 
7.30 Selma's Choice: Selma 
decides to start a family - but a 
day in charge of Bart and Lisa 
soon changes her mind. (S)(R) 

8.00 Modern Family 
NEW EPISODE 7/24 Gloria 
announces she wants Manny 
to learn Spanish. (Series 6) 

8.30 Trollied 
NEW EPISODE 7/8 Charlie's 
dad drops by to see how she is 
doing. (Series 4) (S)(HD)(AD) 

9.00 An Idiot Abroad 

3/8. Karl Pilkington travels to 
Australia to swim with dolphins, 
and along the way he takes part in 
a blindfolded kickboxing contest 
and encounters hundreds of 
snakes. (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 


10.00 Arrow 

Draw Back Your Bow: 7/23. Oliver 
meets his number-one fan, a 
woman called Carrie Cutter who 
takes obsession to a new level - 
going on a murder spree to grab 
his attention. (Series 3) (S)(R)(HD) 

11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Drive: 11/24 
Kensi poses as a car thief. (S)(R)(HD) 

12.00m't NCIS: Los Angeles Paper 
Soldiers: 12/24. Callen and Sam 
investigate a Marine’s mysterious 
death. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD) 

1.00am Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 
2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 
NCIS: Los Angeles (S)(R)(HD) 4.00 
Airline USA (S)(R)(HD) 4.30 Airline 
USA (S)(R)(HD) 5.00-6.00am 
Stargate Atlantis (S)(R)(HD) 


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SCOTLAND 

Sky 951 , Virgin 862, Freesat 960 

7.30-8.00pm Do or Dye 

- Hair Academy 10.35 
Bob Servant 11.05 Have I 
Got a Bit More News for 
You 11.50 Citizen Khan 
12.20am The Graham 
Norton Show 1.05 
Weather 1.10-6.00am 
BBC News 
N. IRELAND 
Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957 
7.30-8.00pm Those Were 
the Days Christmas Special 
10.35 David Meade: 

Million Dollar Bet 11.35 
The Arts Show 12.05am 
Citizen Khan 12.35 The 
Graham Norton Show 

I. 20-6.00am BBC News 
WALES 

Sky 952, Virgin 864, Freesat 964 

7.30-8.00pm Coming 
Home: Sian Lloyd 

9.00-10.00 Being 
Katherine Jenkins 10.35 
Wales in the Seventies 

II. 05 Have I Got a Bit 
More News for You 11.50 
Citizen Khan 12.20am 
The Graham Norton Show 
1.05 Weather 1.10- 
6.00am BBC News 


SCOTLAND 

Sky 970, Freesat 970 

9.00- 10.00pm Showland: 
Behind the Scenes at the 
Fair 10.30 Scotland 2014 
11.00 Newsnight 11.45 
Weather 11.50 Great 
Continental Railway 
Journeys 12.50am Sign 
Zone: The Apprentice 1.50 
Wonders of the Monsoon 
2.50-4.00am Previews 

N. IRELAND 

Sky 972, Freesat 969 

10.00- 10.30pm Tochair 
an tSaoil 11.20 Never Mind 
the Buzzcocks 11.50pm- 
12.20am Russell Howard’s 
Good News 

WALES Sky 971, Freesat 971 

9.00- 1 0.00pm Wild 
Weather with Richard 
Hammond 11.20 
Canterbury Cathedral 
12.20-1.20am Great 
Continental Railway 
Journeys 


No variations 


Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120 

7.00am Cyw 1.00pm 

Newyddion S4C a'r Tywydd 
1.05 Heno 2.00 Prynhawn 
Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C 
a'r Tywydd 3.00 Cyw 4.00 
Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 
6.30 Newyddion S4C a'r 
Tywydd 6.35 Pobol y 
Cwm 7.00 Heno 8.00 
Pobol y Cwm 8.25 Cefn 
Gwlad 9.00 Newyddion 
9 a'r Tywydd 9.30 
Ffermio 10.00 Rygbi: 
Cwpan Pencampwyr 
Ewrop 11.00pm- 
1.25am Clwb Rygbi 




I VIR 106 
1 HD163 


F’VIEW 7 

HD105 

FSAT147 

HD 106 



ITV2 


SKY 118 
HD 118/207 


VIRGIN 

115 


F’VIEW F'SAT 
6 113 


6.00am Life's Funniest Moments 
6.25 You’ve Been Framed! 

6.45 Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 7.15 
Coronation Street (HD)(AD) 

8.15 The Cube (HD) 9.15 Royal 
Pains (HD) 10.15 The Chase 
(HD) 11.15 All Star Family 
Fortunes (HD) 12.15pm 
Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 12.45 
Coronation Street (HD)(AD) 

1.50 Royal Pains (HD) 2.45- 
6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 
6.00 You've Been Framed: A-Z 

7.00 The X Factor: Your 

Top Ten Sarah-Jane Crawford 
counts down the top 10 
moments of the series. (HD) 

8.00 You've Been Framed 
at Christmas! Festive edition. 

9.00 NEW SERIES The 
Office Xmas Party 1/3 

Reality programme following 
three businesses as they 
prepare for their Christmas 
parties, beginning with staff at 
an Essex sex-toy factory. (HD) 

10.00 Celebrity Juice: 
Christmas Special 11/11 
With guests Susanna Reid, 
Paddy McGuinness, Professor 
Green and Joey Essex. (HD) 

11.00 FILM Little Man: Crime 
comedy starring Marlon Wayans. 
A diminutive jewel thief poses as 
an abandoned infant to retrieve 
a stolen diamond. (HD) (2006, 
12, 98min) ★ 1.00am Two 
and a Half Men (HD) 1.55 
Dads (HD) 2.15-2.25am Kylie 
Minogue: The Hot Desk (HD) 

P!71 virg 
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BBC4 


VIR 107 
HD164 


F’VIEW 9 

HD 106 

F5AT148 



7.00pm Top Gear Jeremy 
Clarkson puts the Kia Cee'd 
through a peculiar road test, 
and Richard Hammond drives 
the Mastretta MXT. (HD) 

8.00 Motorway Cops Traffic 
police try to enforce the law 
on some of Britain's busiest 
and most dangerous highways. 

9.00 NEW Russell Brand: 
End the Drugs War The 

comedian challenges views 
that Britain’s drug policy is 
working, and finds out how 
other countries tackle 
substance abuse. (HD)(AD) 

10.00 Some Girls NEW 
EPISODE 5/6. Amber tries 
out for Chelsea ladies’ football 
team - much to her friends' 
annoyance, and Holli's love 
life becomes even more 
complicated. (Series 3)(HD) 

10.30 EastEnders 

As shown on BBC1. (HD)(AD) 

11.00 Family Guy (HD) 11.45 
American Dad! NEW EPISODE 
(HD) 12.10am Some Girls (HD) 
12.40 Russell Brand: End the 
Drugs War (HD)(AD) 1.40 Our 
War: Goodbye Afghanistan (HD) 
(AD) 3.10 Rude Boys (HD) 
3.30-4.00am Some Girls (SL) 


7.00pm World News Today 

The day's leading stories. (HD) 

7.30 Great British Railway 
Journeys A journey from 
Oban to Corrour (HD)(AD) 

8.00 High Flyers: How 
Britain Took to the Air 

An insight into the golden age 
of air travel in Britain during 
the 1920s and 1930s. (AD) 

9.00 NEW Bullseyes and 
Beer: When Darts Hit 
Britain: Timeshift A look 
at the history of darts, as it 
transformed from a traditional 
working-class pub game into a 
world-recognised sport. (HD) 

10.00 Arrows John Samson's 
1979 documentary of darts 
player Eric Bristow. (HD) 

10.35 Alex Higgins: The 
People's Champion A look 
back at the life of the two-time 
world snooker champion. (AD) 

11.35 Castles - Britain's Fortified 
History (AD) 12.35am 
Quadrophenia - Can You 

See the Real Me? (HD) 1.45 
Puppy Love (HD)(AD) 2.15 
Bullseyes and Beer: When 
Darts Hit Britain: Timeshift (SL) 
3.1 5-3. 50am Arrows (HD) 


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SKY 136 
HD 136/202 


VIR 144 
HD 145 


F'VIEW F’SAT 
28 122 


6.00am Hollyoaks (HD)(AD) 

6.30 Happy Endings (HD)(AD) 
7.15 One Tree Hill (HD) 8.00 
Suburgatory (HD)(AD) 8.30 
Happy Endings (HD)(AD) 9.00 
Charmed 10.00 Rules of 
Engagement (HD) 11.00 How I 
Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 
12.00noon Hollyoaks (HD)(AD) 

12.30pm Paternity Court NEW 
EDITION (HD) 1.00 How I 
Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 

2.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 
(AD) 3.00 My Fair Wedding 
NEW EDITION (HD) 4.00 
Melissa &Joey (HD) 4.30 
Suburgatory (HD)(AD) 5.00 
How I Met Your Mother (HD) 
(AD) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 
(HD)(AD) 7.00 Hollyoaks (HD) 

7.30 Melissa & Joey NEW 
EPISODE 19/21. Mel and Joe's 
wedding nears. (Series 4) (HD) 

8.00 The Big Bang Theory 

15/17. Sheldon’s twin sister 
causes a stir (HD)(AD) 

8.30 16/17. Penny plans a 
party. (Series 1)(HD)(AD) 

9.00 Made in Chelsea NEW 

EDITION 10/12. Louise throws 
a couples' dinner party. (HD) 

10.00 Rude Tube (HD) 11.05 
The Big Bang Theory (HD)(AD) 
12.00m't How I Met Your 
Mother (HD)(AD) 1.00am Bad 
Robots (HD) 1.35 The 100 (HD) 
(AD) 2.30 The Cleveland Show 
(SL)(HD) 2.50 The Ricky Gervais 
Show (HD) 3.15 Happy Endings 
(HD)(AD) 3.40 One Tree Hill 
(HD) 4.20-6.00am Charmed 




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SKY LIVING 


SKY 107 
HD 107/230 


VIRGIN 111 
HD 112 


6.00am UK Border Force (HD) 

7.00 Nothing to Declare 

8.00 Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line (HD) 

9.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 

10.00 CSI (HD) 11.00am- 
3.00pm Criminal Minds: 
Back-to-back episodes. (HD) 
3.00pm CSI: Double bill. (HD) 

5.00 Nothing to Declare: 
Double bill. 6.00 RSPCA 
Animal Rescue: Double 
bill following the work of 
RSPCA workers in Australia. 




10.00 Stalker 


7.00 The Biggest Loser 
USA NEW EDITIONS 

22&23/29. Double bill 
of the series following 
overweight contestants 
as they compete to shed 
the pounds and turn 
their lives around. (HD) 


9.00 Criminal Minds 
NEW EPISODE Fate: 
9/24. The team searches 
for a murderer with an 
uncontrollable urge to 
kill. (Series 10) (HD) 

10.00 Stalker NEW EPISODE 

Love Is a Battlefield: 6/13. The 
team investigates a series of 
attacks on a philanthropist. 
(HD) 11.00 CSI (Series 1) 
(HD) 12.00m't Bones (HD) 

1.00am Nikita (HD) 2.40 
Nothing to Declare (HD) 3.30 
Border Security: Canada's 
Front Line (HD) 4.20 Nothing 
to Declare 5.10-6.00am 
Airline USA: Double bill. 


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6.00am Sing Date: Celebrity 
Special 6.30 Sing Date 

7.00 Dating in the 
Dark8.00 Airline 9.00 My 
Kitchen Rules: Australia 

10.00 Nothing to Declare 

11.00 Dating in the Dark 
12.00noon Four Weddings 

US 2.00pm Sun, Sea 
and A&E 3.00 Nothing 
to Declare 4.00 Chopper 
Squad 4.30 Animal 
House 5.00 RSPCA 
Animal Rescue 6.00 
Million Dollar Listing: NYC 

7.00 Four Weddings 

8.00 Nothing to Declare 

9.00 Chicago Fire 

10.00 Night Cops 

11.00 Ghost Whisperer 
12.00m't Sexcetera 
1.00am The Steve Wilkos 
Show 1.50 Maury 2.40 
Dog Patrol 3.30 Ghost 
Hunters International 
4.20-6.00am Nothing 
to Declare: Four editions. 


SKY ATLANTIC 


SKY 108 

HD 108/228 


] 


6.00am Stargate Atlantis (HD) 

7.00 Blue Bloods (HD) 8.00 
Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 

9.00 Without a Trace (HD) 

10.00 Blue Bloods (HD) 11.00 
House (HD) 1.00pm Stargate 
Atlantis (HD) 2.00 Without a 
Trace (HD) 3.00 Star Trek: 
Enterprise (Series 2) (HD) 

4.00 House: Double bill. 

(Series 6) (HD) 6.00 Blue 
Bloods: Chinatown: 8/22. An 
off-duty incident threatens 
Jamie's career (Series 1 ) (HD) 



7.00 Without a Trace 

Coming Home: 10/24. 

The squad investigates 
the disappearance 
of a father-to-be. 

(Series 2) (HD) 

8.00 Friday Night Lights 
In the Skin of a Lion: 

3/13. Coach Taylor uses 
his own money to buy 
new uniforms for the 
Lions. (Series 4) (HD) 

9.00 SERIES FINALE 
Olive Kitteridge 

A Different Road/Security: 
3&4/4. The teacher and 
her husband are held 
hostage at a hospital, 
before Olive forms 
an unexpected bond 
with a widower. (HD) 

11.25 The Knick(HD) 12.25am 
Game of Thrones (Series 3) 
(HD) 1.40 Friday Night Lights 
(HD) 2.40 The Sopranos 
(HD) 4.00 Anthony Bourdain: 
No Reservations (HD) 
5.00-6.00am Star Trek: 
Enterprise (Series 2) (HD) 



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7.00am 2point4 Children 
7.40 Sorry! 8.20 Bewitched 
9.20 Happy Days 9.50 
Last of the Summer Wine 
10.30 'Alio 'Alio! 11.10 My 
Family Christmas Special 
12.30pm The Two Ronnies 
Spectacle 1.30 Sorry! 2.10 
Bewitched: Double bill. 

3.10 Happy Days 3.40 Last of 
the Summer Wine 4.20 'Alio 
'Alio! 5.00 Yes, Minister 5.40 
My Family Christmas Special: 
Festive edition from 2008. 



10.00 The Vicar of Dibley 


7.00 The Two Ronnies 
Sketchbook A look back 
at more of the duo’s 
favourite moments, plus 
Lucie Silvas performs 
What You're Made Of. 

8.00 One Foot in the 
Grave Christmas special 
from 1994. A face from 
the past retuns to 
haunt the Meldrews. 

8.50 Only Fools and 
Horses Del becomes a 
showbiz entrepreneur 
after discovering a 
sensational TomJones- 
style singer at a local club. 

10.00 The Vicar of 
Dibley Alice suggests an 
unconventional nativity 
play starring herself. 

10.55 French and Saunders 
Easter Special 11.50 Harry 
Enfield and Chums 12.30am 
Outnumbered 1.10 French 
and Saunders Easter Special 

1.55 Harry Enfield and Chums 
2.25-4.00am 'Alio 'Alio! 


SKY2 


6.00am Highlights 9.00 
A Different Breed 10.00 
Greatest Little Britons: 
Cake Decorators 11.00 
The Real A&E 12.00noon 
Airline USA 12.30pm 
Airline 1.00 Inside 
Gatwick 2.00 Obese: A 
Year to Save My Life USA 

3.00 A Different Breed 

4.00 Nothing to Declare 

4.30 Dog the Bounty 
Hunter 5.00 Dog Squad 

5.30 Emergency Animal 
Rescue 6.00 Stargate 
SG-1 8.00 The Flash 

9.00 Arrow 10.00 Brit 
Cops: War on Crime 

11.00 Spartacus: 
Vengeance 12.15am 
Ross Kemp in Search of 
Pirates 1.15 MacIntyre: 
World's Toughest Towns 
2.05 Inside: Gangs 
Behind Bars 3.00 Street 
Crime UK 3.30 Big 
Trouble in Thailand 
4.20 Road Wars 5.10- 
6.00am Are You Smarter 
Than a 10 Year Old? 


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VIRGIN 128 
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7.10am American Pickers (HD) 

8.00 Top Gear 10.00 World's 
Most Dangerous Roads (HD) 

11.00 American Pickers (HD) 
12.00noon Top Gear 2.00pm 

World's Most Dangerous 
Roads (HD) 3.00 American 
Pickers (HD) 4.00 Top Gear 

6.00 World's Most Dangerous 
Roads: Twenty Twelve co-stars 
Hugh Bonneville and Jessica 
Hynes go on a road trip 
through the former Soviet 
republic of Georgia. (HD) 



7.00 American Pickers 


7.00 American Pickers 

Danielle finds a collector 
with a 1937 Harley 
Knucklehead motorbike, 
and the guys quickly pick 
through a farm. (HD) 

8.00 Ql XL Stephen Fry 
hosts an extended 
edition of the quiz, with 
Jeremy Clarkson, Jimmy 
Carr, Bill Bailey and 
regular Alan Davies. (HD) 

9.00 Have I Got a Bit 
More News for You 

Stephen Mangan hosts 
a 2013 edition, with 
guests Richard Osman 
and Joan Bakewell. (HD) 

10.00 Would I Lie to 
You? With Miranda Hart 
and Claudia Winkleman. 

10.40 Would I Lie to You? 

11.15 Russell Howard's Good 
News Extra (HD) 12.20am 
Ql XL (HD) 1.20 Have I Got a 
Bit More News for You (HD) 

2.15 Would I Lie to You? 
3.15-4.00am Suits (HD) 


6.00am Sunrise 7.00 
60 Minute Makeover 

8.00 Sixth Sense with 
Colin Fry 9.00 Stargate 
SG-1 11.00 Monkey Life 
12.00noon The Jerry 
Springer Show 1.40pm 
Dog Patrol: Double bill. 
2.40 Monkey Life 3.40 
Wildlife Emergency 6.00 
Monkey Life: Double bill. 

7.00 Stargate Atlantis 
Inquisition: 13/20. The 
crew is put on trial. 

8.00 The Prodigal: 

14/20. Michael infiltrates 
Atlantis. (Series 5) 

9.00 Ultimate Road Wars 

10.00 Ross Kemp: 
Extreme World 

11.00 Ross Kemp: 

Extreme World 12.00m't 
Battlestar Galactica 
1.00am Road Wars 2.00 
Unforgettable 4.00 Most 
Haunted 5.00-6.00am 
RSPCA Animal Rescue 



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ITV3 


6.00am Faith in the Future 
6.25 Heartbeat 7.25 French 
Fields 8.00 Rising Damp 

8.30 The Darling Buds of May 
(HD) 9.40-11.00 Judge Judy 

11.00 Sherlock Holmes: The 
Hound of the Baskervilles 
(HD) 1.15pm Heartbeat 

2.15 Agatha Christie's Marple 
(HD) 4.20 Faith in the Future 
4.55 French Fields 5.25 
Rising Damp 5.55 Heartbeat: 
The Shoot: A shooting 
party masks a sinister plot. 



10.00 The Jury 


7.00 Wycliffe On Account: 
A local supermarket 
manager falls victim 
to blackmail. (HD) 


8.00 Midsomer Murders 

Secrets and Spies: 
Barnaby's secret past as 
a spy is revealed when a 
former agent is killed 
after a cricket match in 
Midsomer Parva. Guest 
stars Anna Massey, Peter 
Davison and Neil Stuke. 


10.00 The Jury 1/5. The 
lives of 12 people are 
turned upside down when 
they are summoned for 
jury duty in a controversial 
murder retrial. Stars 
Julie Walters. (HD) 

11.00 The Vice 12.05-2.00am 

Sherlock Holmes: The Hound 
of the Baskervilles (HD) 


WATCH 


SKY 109 

HD 109/245 


VIRG124 
HD 191 


6.15am Babylon 5 7.00 
Total Wipeout 8.00 Total 
Wipeout Canada 9.00 
Best in Town (HD) 10.00 
Million Dollar Intern (HD) 

11.00 The Route Masters: 
Running London's Roads 
(HD) 12.00noon Nick 
Knowles' Original Features 
(HD) 1.00pm Nigel la's 
Christmas Kitchen 

2.00 Too Fat for 15: 

Fighting Back (HD) 3.00 
Hollywood Treasure (HD) 

4.00 Doctor Who (HD) 

5.00 Million Dollar Intern 
(HD) 6.00 Beverly Hills 
Pawn (HD) 7.00 Nigella's 
Christmas Kitchen 

8.00 The Toys That 
Made Christmas 10.00 
Motorway Cops 11.00 
Being Human USA NEW 
EPISODE (HD) 1.00am 
Do No Harm (HD) 1.50 
Sanctuary (HD) 2.35- 
3.00am Betty White's 
Off Their Rockers (HD) 

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SKY 132 

HD 132/247 


VIRG130 
HD 200 


7.10am Diagnosis Murder 

9.00 New Tricks 10.00 
Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 

11.00 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) 
12.00noon Diagnosis 

Murder 1.00pm Castle 
(HD) 2.00 Rizzoli & Isles 
(HD) 3.00 Body of Proof 
(HD) 4.00 Murdoch 
Mysteries (HD) 5.00 
Castle (HD) 6.00 Rizzoli 
& Isles (Series 5) (HD) 

7.00 Body of Proof 
Home Invasion : 

16/20. (Series 2) (HD) 

8.00 New Tricks 

Lost in Translation: DNA 
testing helps identify 
a body found in 1996. 

9.00 George Gently Pilot: 
Pilot of the crime drama 
starring Martin Shaw. (HD) 

11.00 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) 
12.00m't Body of Proof 
(HD) 1.00am Taggart 
3.00-4.00am The 
Closer (Series 2) (HD) 


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6.00am World of Sport: The 
Good, the Bad & the Ugly 
(HD) 6.10 Black Gold (HD) 
6.50 Minder 7.55 The 
Professionals 8.55 Kojak 
(HD) 9.55 Magnum, PI (HD) 

10.55 Pawn Stars (HD) 
11.50 Alias Smith and Jones 
12.55pm Minder 2.00 The 
Professionals 3.00 Pawn 
Stars (HD) 3.55 Magnum, PI 
(HD) 4.55 Kojak (HD) 6.00 
Alias Smith and Jones: 
Shootout at Diablo Station 



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7.00 Pawn Stars The staff 
are tempted by a 1979 
Kiss pinball machine. (HD) 

7.30 An aeroplane 
propeller linked to aviator 
Charles Lindbergh. (HD) 

8.00-10.00 Storage 
Wars The buyers take a 
trip into the desert. (HD) 

8.30 Barry makes a bid 
for a locker containing 
an old mattress. (HD) 

9.00 Darrell bets 
everything on a locker 
in Harbor City. (HD) 

9.30 The bidders attend 
a hotly-anticipated 
Santa Cruz auction. (HD) 

10.00 Ax Men An accident 
in the swamp causes 
trouble for Shelby. (HD) 


11.00 Bundesliga Football 
Highlights (HD) 12.00m't 
Motorsport UK (HD) 1.00am 
River Monsters (HD) 1.55 
Black Gold (HD) 2.40- 
2.50am Movies Now (HD) 


ITV ENCORE 


SKY 123 

HD 123/263 


9.00am The Only Way Is 
Essex 9.50 May the Best 
House Win (HD) 10.55 
60 Minute Makeover 
12.00noon Dinner Date 
(HD) 1.00pm Jerseylicious 

2.00 The Real Housewives 
of New Jersey 3.00-6.00 
The Real Housewives 

of Vancouver (HD) 

6.00 Dinner Date (HD) 

7.00 The Jeremy Kyle 
Show USA Talk show 

8.00 Million Dollar Listing 
NEW EDITION Following 
Los Angeles estate agents. 

9.00 The Real 
Housewives of Miami 
The wives encounter a 
new set of socialites. (HD) 

10.00 Minors in Designers 
NEW EDITION The staff 
have their hands full as 
they announce a sale. (HD) 

11.00 Mob Wives (HD) 
11.55pm-12.55am 
Jerseylicious: Docu-soap. 

VIRG 
120 


6.00am The Encore Hour 
12.00noon Lillie 
1.00pm A&E 2.05 

Movies Now (HD) 

2.15 Peak Practice 3.20 
Brideshead Revisited (HD) 
5.20 Lillie 6.25 A&E 

7.30 At Home with the 
Braithwaites 6 / 6 . 

Alison faces a romantic 
predicament. (Series 4) 

9.00 Broadchurch 6/8 
With the investigation 
stalling, a stunned 
Hardy is told to scale 
back resources. (HD) 

10.00 Injustice 3/5. 

Travers and Chandra 
visit the scene of Lucy 
Wilson's murder (HD) 

11.05 A&E 12.05am 
Broadchurch (HD) 

1.10 Injustice (HD) 

2.15 At Home with the 
Braithwaites 3.40 Movies 
Now (HD) 3.50 ITV 
Encore Nightscreen 
(HD) 4.00-6.00am 
The Encore Hour 


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8.00am The Middle (HD) 9.00 
Rules of Engagement: Double 
bill. (HD) 10.00 Two and a 
Half Men: Double bill. (HD) 
11.00am-7.00pm Friends: 
Back-to-back episodes of the 
sitcom, including at: 5.30pm 
15/24. Monica applies to 
become head chef in a 
fancy restaurant. (HD) 6.00 
16/24. Phoebe's identical 
twin pays a visit. (HD) 6.30 
18/24. The girls lose to the 
guys at poker (Series 1 ) (HD) 



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6.00am Buffy the Vampire 
Slayer 8.00 Teleshopping 
11.00 Legend Quest (HD) 
12.00noon Star Trek: Voyager 
1.00pm Star Trek: The Next 
Generation (HD) 2.00 FILM 
Jetstream: Disaster thriller 
(HD) (2012, 12, 88min) ★★ 
4.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer: 
Double bill. (Series 5) 6.00 
Star Trek: Voyager: Cold Fire: 
10/26. Janeway is provided 
with a link to the mysterious 
Caretaker. (Series 2) 



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8.55am Highlights 11.05 
Hugh's 3 Good Things: 

Best Bites (HD) 11.15 
SuperScrimpers (HD) 11.50 
FILM The Son of Robin Hood 
(1958, U, 77min) ★★ 

1.25pm Time Team Special: 

The Bone Cave 2.30 Time 
Team (HD) 3.35 Celebrity 
Come Dine with Me 
4.40 A Place in the Sun: Home 
or Away (HD) 5.45 A Place 
in the Sun: Winter Sun (HD) 
6.50 George Clarke’s Amazing 
Christmas Spaces (HD) 


1 5 December Monday 



6.00am Boston Legal (HD) 

7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 
Quincy ME 9.00 Numb3rs 
(HD) 11.00 Sea Patrol (HD) 

12.00noon King (HD) 

1.00pm Law & Order (HD) 

3.00 Numb3rs (HD) 5.00 
Sea Patrol (Series 5) (HD) 

6.00 Law & Order: Publish and 
Perish: 21/24. The murders of 
a porn star and a publisher 
lead Fontana and his new 
partner Falco to a police 
commissioner. (Series 15) (HD) 



8.00am Medium (HD) 9.00 
Leverage (HD) 10.00 Burn 
Notice (HD) 11.00 Law & 
Order: Criminal Intent (HD) 
1.00pm NCIS (Series 8) (HD) 
3.00 Leverage (HD) 4.00 
Medium: Heads Will Roll: 
21/22. (Series 3) (HD) 

5.00 Law & Order: Criminal 
Intent: The Pilgrim: 8/23. 

(HD) 6.00 Shandeh: 9/23. 

A businessman returns home 
from work to find his wife has 
been strangled. (Series 2) (HD) 



6.00am Highlights 11.45 South 
Bank Masterclasses: Tracey 
Emin NEW EDITION (HD) 
12.00noon South Bank Show 
Originals: Paula Rego 12.30pm 
The Great Culture Quiz (HD) 

1.00 Hay Sessions 2013 (HD) 
2.00 Gary Numan: Reinvention 
- The Electric Warrior 3.00 
Classic Albums Special (HD) 

4.00 Duran Duran: A Diamond 
in the Mind (HD) 6.00 
Video Killed the Radio Star 
(HD) 6.30 South Bank 
Show Originals: Paula Rego 




5.00 Sea Patrol 


I 9.00 Certain Prey 


n.uu Aaam buxtons bug i 


7.00 Friends 10/24 
Chandler sets Rachel 
up. (Series 4) (HD) 

7.30 Mike & Molly 12/24. 
The couple celebrate 
Christmas. (Series 1) (HD) 

8.00 Friends 19/24 
Rachel loses Ross’s 
pet monkey. (HD) 

8.30 20/24. Chandler is 
ignored by the woman he 
is dating. (Series 1) (HD) 


7.00 Star Trek: The Next 
Generation The Offspring: 
16/26. Data creates 

an android daughter. 
Guest stars Hallie 
Todd. (Series 3) (HD) 

8.00 The Librarians NEW 
EPISODE The Sword in 
the Stone: 2/10. The 
Serpent Brotherhood is 
set on returning magic to 
the world. (HD) 


7.55 Grand Designs 

An architect and his 
partner plan to convert 
a joinery workshop in 
north London into a 
contemporary family 
home and office. (HD) 


7.00 Law & Order Sport 
of Kings: 22/24. McCoy 
tries to prove that a horse 
owner killed a jockey who 
stumbled across his dark 
secret. (Series 15) (HD) 

8.00 NCIS Sharif Returns: 
13/24. The team launches 
a manhunt for a terrorist 
who is threatening to 
unleash a chemical 
attack. (Series 4) (HD) 


7.00 NCIS Kill Screen: 
16/24. A Marine's teeth 
and fingertips are found 
in a stolen purse, and 
Ducky discovers he had 
been tortured. (HD) 

8.00 One Last Score: 
17/24. The agents learn 
one of their former 
investigative assistants 
has been murdered. 
(Series 8) (HD) 


7.00 The Great Culture 
Quiz NEW EDITION (HD) 
7.30 South Bank 
Masterclasses: 

Nick Hytner (HD) 

7.45 Hollywood: Singing 
and Dancing A look at 
the revival of the musical 
film genre in the 2000s, 
when Chicago scooped 
a Best Picture Oscar. 


9.00 Russell Howard's 
Good News Festive 
edition of the topical 
comedy from 2009. 


10.00 Impractical Jokers 
NEW EDITION Hidden 
camera show. (HD) 

10.30 Impractical Jokers (HD) 
11.30 Jackass 12.00m't 
South Park (HD) 1.30am 
Impractical Jokers (HD) 2.00 
Jackass 2.30 Two and a Half 
Men (HD) 3.20 The Office 
US (HD) 4.10-5.00am 
Rules of Engagement (HD) 


+1 hour 127 


9.00 Dominion Godspeed: 
2/9. Alex struggles to 
come to terms both with 
the loss of his father and 
the burden of being 
humanity's saviour. (HD) 


10.00 Broken Places: 
3/9. Michael comes 
under suspicion. (HD) 
11.00 FILM Land of the Dead 
(HD) (2005, 15, 93min) 
★★★★ 1.00am The 
Librarians (HD) 2.00 FILM 
Alligator Alley:(HD) (2013, 15, 
90min) ★★ 4.00-6.00am 
FILM Snowmageddon (HD) 
(2011, 12, 120min) ★ 


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136 


9.00 Car SOS Tim Shaw 
and Fuzz Townshend 
travel to Dorest, 
where they attempt to 
restore a 1980s Ford 
Escort RS 1600L (HD) 


9.00 Law & Order: 
Special Victims Unit 

Totem: 20/24. A girl's 
body is found outside a 
church. Guest stars Jeremy 
Irons. (Series 12) (HD) 


10.00 The World's Most 
Extreme SERIES FINALE 

6/6. The world’s most 
extraordinary tunnels. (HD) 


11.00 The Mystery of the 
Nevada Triangle (HD) 
12.10am My Daughter the 
Teenage Nudist (HD) 1.15 
Car SOS (HD) 2.15 Fargo 
(HD) 3.25-3.35am Hugh's 3 
Good Things: Best Bites (HD) 


10.00 How to Get Away 
with Murder He Has A 

Wife: 8/15. A mother is 
accused of killing her 
children's nanny. (HD) 

11.00 Law & Order: Special 
Victims Unit (HD) 12.00m't 
NCIS (HD) 1.00am Flashpoint 
(HD) 2.00 Numb3rs (HD) 
4.00 Boston Legal (HD) 
5.00-6.00am Quincy ME 

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9.00 FILM Certain Prey 

Action thriller starring 
Mark Harmon and 
Tatiana Maslany. 

A deputy police chief 
pursues an elusive 
hitwoman who is killing 
anyone who might be 
able to identify her (HD) 
(2011, 15, 85min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


11.00 Family Guy 12.00m't 

American Dad! 1.00am 
The Cleveland Show (HD) 
2.00 Family Guy 3.00- 
5.00am American Dad! 


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199 


9.00 The Beatles: 

From Liverpool to San 
Francisco Documentary 
following the band's early 
career and subsequent 
rise to fame. (HD) 

10.00 Portrait Artist of the Year 
2014 (HD) 11.00 Adam 
Buxton's Bug (HD) 12.00m't 
Stereophonies: Songbook at 
Hay (HD) 1.00am Hollywood: 
Singing and Dancing 

2.15 FILM Visions of Light: 

The Art of Cinematography: 
Documentary ( 1993, PG, 
92min) ★★★★ 4.00 
The Christmas Window 
Live (HD) 4.30 The Great 
Culture Quiz (HD) 5.00- 
6.00am In Confidence (HD) 


CBS ACTION 



9.00am The Streets of San 
Francisco 10.00 Hawaii 
Five-0 11.00 Star Trek: 
The Next Generation 
12.00noon Star Trek 

I. 00pm NCIS 2.00 The 
Streets of San Francisco 

3.00 Hawaii Five-0 4.00 
Father Dowling Mysteries 

5.00 Star Trek: The Next 
Generation 6.00 Star Trek 

7.00 Nash Bridges 

8.00 Star Trek: The Next 
Generation Rightful Heir: 
23/26. A legendary 
Klingon spiritual leader 
returns. (Series 6) 

9.00 Flashpoint Who's 
George ? 5/13. A bank 
robber takes his former 
boss hostage. (Series 1 ) 

10.00 SOF: Special Ops 
Force (Series 1 ) 

II. 00 Star Trek 12.05am 
NCIS 1.00 Flashpoint 
1.55 Deadwood 2.55 
SOF: Special Ops Force 
3.45 Hawaii Five-0 4.35- 
6.00am Nash Bridges 


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8.00am Knots Landing 

9.00 Dallas 10.00 The 
Defenders 11.00 Beverly 
Hills 90210 12.00noon 
Father Dowling Mysteries 

I. 00pm Matlock 2.00 
The District 3.00 Beverly 
Hills 90210 4.00 Judge 
Judy 5.00 CSI (Series 4) 

6.00 Knots Landing 

7.00 The Defenders Nevada 
vCarrato: 4/18. Nick 
tries to prevent an arson 
case becoming a more 
serious charge. (Series 1 ) 

8.00 Judge Judy Double 
bill of real-life cases. 

9.00 Waterloo Road 
25/30. Fleur's health 
deteriorates. (Series 7) 

10.15 Clocking Off Alan’s 
Story: 6/8. Alan makes a 
shock discovery (Series 3) 

II. 20 Judge Judy: Double 
bill. 12.25am Jerry 
Springer 1.20 Waterloo 
Road 2.35 Clocking Off 
3.30 CSI 4.15-5.00am 
The District (Series 1 ) 


9.00am Come Dine with 
Me (HD) 9.30 Coach Trip 
(HD) 10.00 A Place in 
the Sun: Home or Away 
(HD) 1.00pm Jamie's 
Festive Feast (HD) 2.00 
Heston's Christmas Feast 
3.00 Phil Spencer: Secret 
Agent (HD) 4.00 Kirstie's 
Vintage Christmas (HD) 
5.00 Kirstie's Handmade 
Christmas (HD) 6.00 
Jamie's Festive Feast 
(HD) 7.00 Jamie's 
Comfort Food (HD) 

7.30 Britain's Wildest 
Weather 2014 (HD) 9.00 
24 Hours in A&E (HD) 
10.05 One Born Every 
Minute (HD) 11.05 Skint 
12.05am Ramsay's 
Kitchen Nightmares USA 
1.05 America's Fugitive 
Family (HD) 2.00 Dogs: 
Their Secret Lives (HD) 
2.55 Kirstie's Handmade 
Christmas (HD) 
3.50-4.50am Come 
Dine with Me: Celebrity 
Christmas Special (HD) 



12.00noon Access 
12.15pm My Name Is 
Earl 12.45 Columbo: 
Publish or Perish 2.10 
FILM Gunpoint: Western 
starring Audie Murphy 
(1966, U, 86min) ★★ 

4.00 NCIS 5.00 Diagnosis 
Murder 6.00 Law & 
Order 6.55 Access 

7.00-11.00 NCIS Recruited: 
12/24. A navy recruitment 
officer is murdered. 

8.00 Freedom: 13/24. The 
team suspects a Marine 
has beaten her husband 
to death. (Series 8) 

9.00 The Tell: 18/24. 

The team joins forces 
with PsyOps. (Series 9) 

10.00 Ignition: 11/24. 

The team investigates 
the murder of a navy 
pilot. (Series 7) 

11.00 NCIS 12.00m't 
NCIS: Los Angeles 1.00- 
3.00am My Name Is Earl 

M Iff 



I. 00pm Gilmore Girls: 
Double bill. 3.00 Home 
and Away 3.35 Cowboy 
Builders 4.30 Police 
Interceptors: Double bill. 
6.30 Home and Away 

7.00 Extreme Fishing 
with Robson Green The 
actor fishes for vundu 
catfish in Zimbabwe. 

8.00 Robson visits Kenya, 
where he encounters 

a large wahoo fish. 

9.00 FILM Once Upon a 
Time in Mexico Epic 
action thriller starring 
Antonio Banderas, 

the third in director 
Robert Rodriguez's series 
of films about a mythic 
guitar-slinging hero. With 
Johnny Depp. (2003, 

15, 102min) ★★★★ 

II. 00pm-12.00m't World's 
Worst Driver NEW 
EDITION Hair-raising 
footage of bad driving. 




6.00am The Waltons 

7.00 Little House on the 
Prairie 8.00 The Waltons 

9.00 Highway to Heaven 

10.00 Queen Elizabeth 
II: 60 Years On 11.00 
Chicago Hope 12.00noon 
Little House on the Prairie 

I. 00pm FILM Annie Claus 
is Coming to Town: Festive 
drama. (2011, U, 87min) 
★★★ 3.00 Highway to 
Heaven 4.00 Dr Finlay 

5.00 FILM Secret Santa: 
Festive comedy drama. 
(2000, PG, 94min) ★★★ 

7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. 

8.00 Highway to Heaven 

9.00 FILM Haunting 
Sarah Supernatural 
thriller starring Kim Raver 
(2005,12, 90min) ★★ 

II. 00 Witness to the Mob: 
1/2. Crime drama. 1.00- 
3.00am FILM Trial by 
Media: Satirical drama. 
(2000, PG, 87min) ★★★ 

ehi^h 


SKY ARTS 2 


SKY 130 

HD 130/262 


YIRG283 
HD 284 


6.00am Highlights 8.00 
The Tempest (HD) 10.45 
South Bank Masterclasses: 
Nick Hytner 11.00 
Michael Feinstein’s 
American Songbook (HD) 
12.15pm Tales of the 
Unexpected 12.50 The 
Prime of Miss Jean Brodie 
1.50 Faust (HD) 5.00 The 
Elaine Paige Show (HD) 
6.00 Andre Rieu: 
Welcome to My World 
(HD) 7.00 Frank Sinatra: 
The Vintage Years 8.00 
Celtic Woman - Home for 
Christmas (HD) 9.20 
John Barrowman: Live at 
the Royal Albert Hall 
12.20am Peter & The Wolf 
(HD) 1.00 The Elaine 
Paige Show (HD) 2.00 
The Prime of Miss Jean 
Brodie 3.00 Celtic 
Woman - Home for 
Christmas (HD) 4.20 
Festive Advent Concert at 
the Frauenkirche Dresden 
(HD) 5.40-6.00am 
Classical Destinations 


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Documentaries 




DISCOVERY 


PM 


8 

PM 


PM 


10 

PM 


SKY 520 

HD 520/561 


VIRGIN 211 
HD 212 


6.00-8.00am How It's Made: 
Back-to-back editions of 
the series. 8.00 Gold Rush 
(HD) 9.00 Auction Hunters: 
Pawn Shop Edition (HD) 

10.00 Property Wars (HD) 

11.00 Deadliest Catch (HD) 
12.00noon Gold Divers (HD) 
1.00pm What Happened 
Next? Double bill. (HD) 

2.00 Fast N' Loud (HD) 3.00 
Gold Rush (HD) 4.00 
Deadliest Catch (HD) 

6.00 Myth busters (HD) 


7.00 Wheeler Dealers 

Mike Brewer finds a 
budget Nissan Skyline 
supercar and Edd China 
sets about transforming 
it into a drift racer. (HD) 

8.00 Wheeler Dealers: 
Trading Up Mike Brewer 
searches for a Chevy 
Opala in Brazil. (HD) 


9.00 Turbo Pickers 
NEW EDITION Paul 
Cowland and Dave 
Southall buy an ancient 
Citroen H Van. (HD) 


10.00 The Devils Ride NEW 
EDITION The Laffing Devils 
and Sin Mob battle to restore 
their reputations. (HD) 

11.00 Airplane Repo (HD) 
12.00m't Turbo Pickers (HD) 

1.00am Yukon Men (HD) 

2.00 Fast N' Loud (HD) 3.00 
Turbo Pickers (HD) 3.50 
Wheeler Dealers: Trading Up: 
Double bill. (HD) 5.30- 
6.00am How Do They Do It? 


EH 


VIRGIN 

213 


ANIMAL PLANET 


SKY 523 

HD 523/562 


VIRGIN 216 
HD 217 


6.00am Bondi Vet 7.00 The 
Zoo (HD) 8.00 Wildlife SOS: 
Double bill. 9.00 Animal Cops 
San Francisco 10.00 Animal 
Cops 11.00 Animal 24:7 
12.00noon My Cat from 
Hell (HD) 1.00pm Bondi Vet 
(HD) 2.00 Animal Precinct 
3.00 Bad Dog! (HD) 

4.00 Too Cute! (HD) 5.00 
Miami Animal Police 6.00 
Bad Dog! Footage of naughty 
pets, including a bulldog 
who will not wake up. (HD) 



8.00 Rat Busters NYC 


7.00 Too Cute! Following 
Sphynxes and Burmese 
cats through the first few 
months of their lives. (HD) 


8.00 Rat Busters NYC 

Jimmy and Michael are 
faced with a large 
outdoor garden that is 
overrun with rats. (HD) 

9.00 Alaskan Bush People 

Using what nature has 
provided them, the 
Browns create a log- 
rolling system to build 
their new home. (HD) 

10.00 River Monsters: Untold 
Stories: An insight into the 
making of the extreme fishing 
series. (HD) 11.00 Bondi 
Vet (HD) 12.00m't Animal 
Cops Phoenix (HD) 1.00am 
Animal Cops Houston (HD) 

2.00 Alaskan Bush People 
(HD) 3.00 Whale Wars (HD) 
3.50 K9 Cops (HD) 4.40 My 
Cat from Hell (HD) 5.30- 
6.00am Emergency Vets 


NATGEOGRAPHIC 


SKY 526 

HD 526/543 


VIRGIN 230 

HD 232 


8.00am Yukon Gold (HD) 9.00 
World War II: The Apocalypse 
(HD) 10.00 Air Crash 
Investigation (HD) 11.00 
Ultimate Airport Dubai (HD) 
12.00noon Churchill's German 
Army (HD) 1.00pm Ancient 
X Files (HD) 2.00 Ultimate 
Airport Dubai (HD) 3.00 Air 
Crash Investigation (HD) 

4.00 Highway Thru Hell (HD) 

5.00 Yukon Gold (HD) 

6.00 Car SOS: Restoring a 
1978 Rover P6. (HD) 



7.00 Ultimate Airport 
Dubai Customs officers 
discover $135,000 worth 
of cocaine hidden among 
a passenger's shirts. (HD) 

8.00 Highway Thru Hell 
NEW EDITION The crew 
is forced to pull out the 
stops to prevent a truck 
from losing its load. (HD) 

9.00 Top Ten Natural 
Disasters Experts count 
down the 10 biggest 
natural disasters using 
footage and eyewitness 
testimony, revealing why 
they are the most game- 
changing of them all. (HD) 

11.00 Yukon Gold: Bernie 
learns a harsh lesson. (HD) 
12.00m't Banged Up 
Abroad (HD) 1.00am 
Highway Thru Hell (HD) 2.00 
Ultimate Airport Dubai (HD) 
3.00 Churchill's German 
Army (HD) 4.00-5.00am 
Ancient X Files (HD) 


HISTORY 


SKY 529 

HD 529/545 


VIRGIN 

234 


8.00am Storage Wars: New 
York (HD) 9.00 Storage Wars: 
Texas (HD) 10.00 American 
Restoration (HD) 11.00 
American Pickers (HD) 
12.00noon Pawn Stars (HD) 
1.00pm Storage Wars (HD) 
2.00 Storage Wars: New 
York (HD) 3.00 Storage 
Wars: Texas: Double bill. (HD) 
4.00 American Restoration 
(HD) 5.00 American Pickers 
(HD) 6.00 Pawn Stars: 

Double bill of the series. (HD) 



7.00 Pawn Stars Chumlee 
organises a Christmas 
party in the shop. (HD) 

7.30 The team examines 
some original artwork 

by Salvador Dali. (HD) 

8.00 NEW Pawn Stars: 

A Very Vegas Christmas 
The guys hold a festive 
barbecue with the stars 
of other shows. (HD) 

9.00 Pawn Stars NEW 

EDITION Rick buys a rare 
Volkswagen bus. (HD) 

9.30 A rifle used in 
the Wounded Knee 
Massacre. (HD) 

10.00 Pawn Stars: Double bill 
of the series. (HD) 11.00 
Pawn Stars: A Very Vegas 
Christmas (HD) 12.00m't- 
2.00am Pawn Stars: 
Back-to-back editions. (HD) 

2.00am Pawn Stars: A Very 
Vegas Christmas: As shown 
at 8.00pm. (HD) 3.00 Pawn 
Stars: Double bill. (HD) 
4.00-5.00am American 
Restoration: Double bill. (HD) 


YESTERDAY 


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6.15am Antiques Roadshow 
7.00 Bargain Hunt 8.00 Flog 
It! 9.00 Celebrity Antiques 
Road Trip 10.00 El Alamein: 
The Soldiers' Story 

11.00 Wartime Farm 
12.00noon The Real Vikings: 
A Time Team Special 1.00pm 
Antiques Roadshow 2.00 
Flog It! 3.00 Bargain Hunt 

4.00 Celebrity Antiques Road 
Trip 5.00 El Alamein: The 
Soldiers' Story 6.00 I Was 
There - Battle of Britain 



9.00 WW2 Air Crash.. 


7.00 Coast Neil Oliver 
visits Cornwall and 
discovers the network of 
communication cables 
under Porthcurno beach. 

8.00 Great British Railway 
Journeys Goes to 
Ireland In Londonderry 

8.30 Great British Railway 
Journeys A weather 
observatory on Ben Nevis. 

9.00 WW2 Air Crash 
Detectives NEW 

EDITION Garth Barnard 
investigates soldiers' 
deaths during the conflict. 

10.00 Secrets of the 
Manor House Exploring 
the hidden history of 
Chatsworth House. 

11.00 Ancient Black Ops 
12.00m't The Real Vikings: 

A Time Team Special 
1.00am The Secret History 
of Our Streets 1.50 Digging 
for Britain 2.35-3.00am 
Great British Ghosts 


DISC. HISTORY 


6.00am Flying Through 
Time 7.00 Weapons 
of War 8.00 More 
Industrial Revelations 

9.00 Aircraft Stories 

10.00 Special Forces' 
Secrets 11.00 Ultimate 
Warfare 12.00noon Al 
Murray's Road to Berlin 

1.00pm Weapons That 
Changed the World 

2.00 Auction Kings 3.00 
Time Team 5.00 Custer's 
Last Stand 6.00 Rory 
McGrath's Bloody Britain 

7.00 Time Team 8.00 
Who Was Moses? 9.00 
The Real King and Queen 

10.00 Babylon Mystery 

11.00 Aircraft Stories 
12.00m't Custer's Last 
Stand 1.00am Ultimate 
Warfare 2.00 Flying 
Through Time: Double 
bill. 3.00 Out of Egypt 

4.00 More Industrial 
Revelations 5.00- 
6.00am Weapons of War 


DISC. SCIENCE 

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6.00am Food Factory 

7.00 Mythbusters 

8.00 How Stuff's Made 
9.00-11.00 How It's 
Made: Back-to-back 
editions. 11.00 Food 
Factory 12.00noon 
How It's Made 1.00pm 
How Do They Do It? 

2.00 Extreme Engineering 

3.00 How It's Made 4.00 
Mythbusters 5.00 Food 
Factory: Double bill. 6.00 
How It's Made 7.00 Food 
Factory: Double bill. 8.00 
Secret Service Secrets 

9.00 Mythbusters 

10.00 How It's Made 

11.00 How Do They Do 
It? 12.00m't Extreme 
Engineering 1.00am 
Weird or What? 2.00 
Mythbusters 3.00 
How It's Made 3.50 
How Do They Do It? 

4.40 How It's Made 
5.30-6.00am Brink 


NAT GEO WILD 


SKY 528 

HD 528/544 


VIRG 

228 


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8.00am Australia's Deadly 
Countdown (HD) 
9.00am-12.00noon 
Dead Or Alive (HD) 
12.00noon Australia's 
Deadly Countdown (HD) 

I. 00pm Florida Frenzy 
(HD) 2.00 Great White 
Eaten Alive (HD) 3.00- 
6.00 Dead Or Alive (HD) 

6.00 Australia's Deadly 
Countdown (HD) 

7.00 Animal Fight Club 
A hippo defends the 
females in its group. (HD) 

8.00 A large elephant 
seal lashes out. (HD) 

9.00 Wild Scotland (HD) 

10.00 Animals Gone Wild 
Interesting behaviour in 
the natural world. (HD) 

II. 00 Australia's Deadly 
Countdown (HD) 12.00m't 
Animal Fight Club (HD) 
2.00am Australia's 
Deadly Countdown (HD) 

3.00 Florida Frenzy (HD) 
4.00-5.00am Great 
White Eaten Alive (HD) 


TURBO 


6.00am An MG Is Born: 
Double bill. 7.00 Wheeler 
Dealers 8.00 Graveyard 
Carz 9.00 Street Outlaws 

10.00 Rods N' Wheels 

11.00 Fast N' Loud 
12.00noon Wheeler 
Dealers 1.00pm 
Graveyard Carz 

2.00 Street Outlaws 

3.00 Chasing Classic 
Cars: Double bill. 4.00 
Rods N' Wheels 5.00 
Wheeler Dealers 6.00 
Overhaulin' Chronicles 
Vol. 1 7.00 Chasing 
Classic Cars 8.00 
Chrome Underground 

9.00 Hell Roads 

10.00 Street Outlaws 

11.00 Fast N' Loud 
12.00m't Philly Throttle 
1.00am Overhaulin' 
Chronicles Vol. 1 2.00 
Street Outlaws 3.00 
An MG Is Born 3.50 
Chasing Classic Cars 4.40 
Graveyard Carz 5.30- 
6.00am Wheeler Dealers 


PBS AMERICA 


- SKY 

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Cl 



9.00am-7.00pm How Earth 
Made Us: Back-to-back 
editions, including at: 5.00pm 
Exploring humanity's double- 
edged relationship with fire, 
discovering how it played a 
vital role in Britain's Industrial 
Revolution but held back 
China's development. (HD) 
6.00 How human civilisation 
has changed the development 
of the world, highlighting 
how the advent of farming 
prevented a new ice age. (HD) 



7.00-11.00pm How Earth 
Made Us Professor lain 
Stewart explains how 
geology, geography and 
climate have influenced 
humanity (HD) 

8.00 lain traces the 
cycle of fresh water, and 
discovers how the need 
for a reliable source has 
inspired advances in 
human civilisation. (HD) 

9.00 lain visits West 
Africa to reveal the effect 
of the Earth's winds on 
the development of 
civilisation. (HD) 

10.00 As 5.00pm. (HD) 


11.00pm-4.40am How Earth 
Made Us: Back-to-back 
editions. (HD) 4.40am James 
May's Things You Need to 
Know (HD) 5.30-6.00am 
Outback Rangers (HD) 

PTI VIRGIN 
Kg 209 


8.00am The Disappearance 
of Glenn Miller 9.15 
Flat Daddy 11.05 B29: 
Frozen in Time 12.15pm 
As Close as Brothers 

1.15 America's Antiques 
Roadshow 2.30 Flat 
Daddy 4.20 B29: Frozen 
in Time 5.35 As Close as 
Brothers 6.35 America's 
Antiques Roadshow 

7.50 Ancient Refuge in 
the Holy Land The 1960 
discovery of letters 
written by Jewish patriot 
Shimon Bar-Kokhba. 

9.00 NEW Texas Servant 
Girl Murders Detailing 
the events of 1885, 
when eight women were 
murdered in Texas. 

10.15 Navy Seals The 
dramatic search for cartel 
leader Pablo Escobar 

11.25 Ancient Refuge 
in the Holy Land 
12.40am Texas Servant 
Girl Murders 1.55- 
2.30am Hell on Hooves 


SKY 553 

HD 553/555 



7.00am Snapped: Women 
Who Kill (HD) 8.00am- 
5.00pm Fatal Vows: 
Back-to-back editions. 
(HD) 5.00pm Snapped: 
Women Who Kill (HD) 
6.00 Crime Stories (HD) 

7.00 On the Case with 
Paula Zahn (HD) 

8.00 A Town & 

Country Murder (HD) 

9.00 I Dated a Psycho 
SERIES FINALE The 
cases of Melissa Benson 
and Kevin Leland. (HD) 

10.00 Snapped: Women 
Who Kill NEW EDITION 
The crimes and psyche 
of Jackie Postma. (HD) 

11.00 Homicide Hunter 
(HD) 12.00m’t I Dated a 
Psycho (HD) 1.00am 
Snapped: Women Who 
Kill (HD) 2.00 Homicide 
Hunter (HD) 3.00- 
4.00am I Dated a 
Psycho: As 9.00pm. (HD) 


8.00am Secrets of War 

9.00 Great D-Day 
Disaster 10.00 America's 
Book of Secrets 11.00 
Ancient Aliens 12.00noon 
Secrets of War 1.00pm 
Great D-Day Disaster 

2.00 America's Book of 
Secrets 3.00 Alien Files: 
Unsealed 4.00 Ancient 
Aliens 5.00 A History of 
Britain by Simon Schama 

6.00 Baddiel and the 
Missing Nazi Billions 

7.00 UFO Files 

8.00 Ancient Aliens 

9.00 The Universe: Ancient 
Mysteries Solved 

10.00 Bible Secrets 
Revealed NEW EDITION 
Biblical prophecies. 

11.00 Bible Secrets 
Revealed SERIES FINALE 
12.00m't Ancient Aliens 
1.00am UFO Files 2.00 
The Universe: Ancient 
Mysteries Solved 3.00- 
5.00am Bible Secrets 
Revealed: Double bill. 


58 TVstSatellite Week 


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Lifestyle 


HOME & HEALTH 


J 


6.00am Animal Airport: 
Double bill. 7.00 19 Kids 
and Counting 8.00 Homes 
Under the Hammer 9.00 
Hoarding: Buried Alive 
10.00 My Crazy Obsession 
11.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer 1.00pm 19 Kids 
and Counting 2.00 Animal 
Airport: Double bill. 
3.00-6.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer: Triple bill. 6.00 
My Crazy Obsession: A man 
with 35 tattoos of carrots. 



10.00 King's Cross ER 


7.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer Lucy Alexander 
and Martin Roberts visit 
Dorset and Hertfordshire, 
and revisit a plot of land 
first seen in 2005. 

8.00 Lucy and Martin 
explore a cottage in 
Exeter, a house in Kent 
and an impressive 
property in Glasgow. 

9.00 19 Kids and Counting 
NEW EDITIONS Jessa and 
Jinger go to Ben's house. 
9.30 Jill and Jana 
assist at a birth, with 
Jessa taking photos. 

10.00 NEW SERIES King’s Cross 
ER: A stab victim is brought 

in 10.30 NEW EDITION 

A man who was assaulted 
with a hammer. 11.00 
Homes Under the Hammer 
12.00m't 19 Kids and Counting 
1.00am Fat Doctor 2.00 
King's Cross ER 3.00 Jon and 
Kate Plus 8 4.00 Hoarding: 
Buried Alive 5.00-6.00am 
My Crazy Obsession 

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6.00am Fishing Expedition 

6.30 Fishing Gurus 7.00 Joy 
of Painting 8.00 Fifth Gear 

9.00 Wheeler Dealers: 
Trading Up 10.00 Boat Yard 

10.30 Disaster Decks 11.00 
Holmes Inspection 1.00pm 
Thinking Tackle 2.00 Boat 
Yard 2.30 Disaster Decks 

3.00 Wheeler Dealers: Trading 
Up 4.00 Chasing Classic Cars 

5.00 Narrow Boat Afloat 5.30 
The Water Boatman with Alan 
Herd 6.00 Hooked on Fishing 

7.00 Fishing Expedition 

7.30 Fishing Gurus 8.00 
John Wilson's Dream Fishing 

9.00 Hooked on Fishing 

10.00 Wheeler Dealers 
Revisited: Catching up with 
the owner of the 1984 Jeep 
CJ7. 11.00 Fishing Expedition 

11.30 Fishing Gurus 12.00m't 
Boat Yard 12.30am Disaster 
Decks 1.00 Hooked on 
Fishing 2.00 Holmes 
Inspection 3.50 Carp Crew 
4.40 Holmes Inspection 5.30- 
6.00am Hooked on Fishing 


HOME 


7.10am-7.00pm Escape to 
the Country: Back-to-back 
editions, including at: 4.00pm 
Helping a couple with a 
budget of £350,000 search 
for a period black and white 
cottage in Herefordshire. 

5.00 Helping a couple with 
£350,000 to spend find a 
property with land in 
Cornwall. 6.00 Helping a 
couple with a budget of 
£450,000 in their search 
for a rural home in Cornwall. 


9.00 Escape to the.. 


7.00-11.00pm Escape to 
the Country Jonnie 
Irwin travels to Essex to 
help a couple find an 
equestrian property on 
a budget of £575,000. 

8.00 Newlyweds with a 
budget of £650,000 
plan to swap their current 
crowded suburban house 
in Suffolk for a more 
spacious rural home. 

9.00 Jules Hudson 
helps a self-employed 
couple with a budget of 
£665,000, who are 
seeking a more relaxed 
lifestyle in Powys, Wales. 

10.00 Viewing properties 
in Warwickshire for a 
couple with a budget of 
£750,000, who want to 
find a spiritual retreat. 


11.00pm-4.00am Escape to 
the Country: Further back-to- 
back editions of the series. 


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6.00am Highlights 10.30 
Great British Christmas 
Menu 11.00 12 Chefs of 
Christmas 12.00noon Nigel la 
Bites Christmas Special 
1.00pm Barefoot Contessa 

2.00 Nigella Bites Christmas 
Special 3.00 12 Chefs of 
Christmas 3.30 Reza 
Spice Prince Of Thailand 

4.00 Kitchen Cousins 4.30 
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 

6.30 Reza Spice Prince Of 
Thailand 7.00 Barefoot 
Contessa - Back to Basics 

7.30 Barefoot Contessa 8.00 
Home Cooking Made Easy 

8.30 Baking Made Easy 

9.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 

10.00 Ching's Restaurant 
Redemption 11.00 Mystery 
Diners NEW EDITIONS 
12.00m’t Diners, Drive-Ins 
and Dives 1.00am Ching's 
Restaurant Redemption 

2.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and 
Dives 2.30-3.00am Reza 
Spice Prince of Vietnam 


SKY 133 

HD 133/255 


IRGIN260 

HD 262 


6.00am Highlights 12.00noon 
James Martin's Christmas 
Feasts 12.30pm Rachel 
Allen's Christmas Cake Diaries 
(HD) 1.00 Delia Smith's 
Christmas 2.00 Nigel Slater's 
12 Tastes of Christmas (HD) 

3.00 Jamie's Best Ever 
Christmas (HD) 4.00 
Raymond Blanc's Christmas 
Feast (HD) 5.00 James 
Martin's Christmas Feasts 
5.30 Rachel Allen's Christmas 
Cake Diaries (HD) 6.00 Delia 
Smith's Christmas: Double bill. 



7.00 Nigel Slater's 12 
Tastes of Christmas 

A selection of festive 
dishes with ideas for 
both self-indulgence 
and entertaining. (HD) 

8.00 Jamie's Best Ever 
Christmas Jamie Oliver 
presents his favourite 
festive recipes, beginning 
with the traditional 
turkey dinner. (HD) 

9.00 Raymond Blanc's 
Christmas Feast The 

chef serves his take on 
festive lunch. (HD) 


10.00 Delia Smith's Christmas: 
Smoked Suffolk ham. 10.30 
Festive desserts. 11.00 Nigel 
Slater's 12 Tastes of Christmas 
(HD) 12.00m't James 
Martin's Christmas Feasts 
12.30am Rachel Allen's 
Christmas Cake Diaries: 
Festive recipes. (HD) 1.00 
Dinner Impossible 2.00 Home 
Shopping 5.00-6.00am 
The Roux Legacy (HD) 


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6.00am Extreme Makeover 

7.00 Home Shopping 8.05 
Homes Under the Hammer 

9.05 Escape to the Country 

10.05 Ghost Adventures 

11.00 Ghost Hunters 
12.00noon Fantasy Homes 
by the Sea 1.00pm Escape 
to the Country 2.00 Homes 
Under the Hammer 3.00 
Children's Hospital: Toronto 

4.00 Brain Doctors 5.00 
Helicopter Heroes 6.00 
Homes Under the Hammer 

7.00 Escape to the Country 

8.00 A Place in the Sun: 
Home or Away 9.00 DIY 
SOS: The Big Build 10.00 
The Girl with 90 Per Cent 
Burns: Extraordinary People: 
A teenager who received 
extensive burns as a toddler. 

11.00 Paranormal Witness 
12.00m't F*** Off, I'm 
Small 1.00am When Diets 
Go Wrong 2.00 Home 
Shopping 4.00 Dr G: Medical 
Examiner 4.45 Big Meets 
Bigger 5.35-6.00am 
Children's Hospital: Toronto 


1 5 December 


Monday 


Other channels A-Z 


CBS REALITY | DRAMA | QUEST 


SKY 146, +i 147, VIRG 148, +i 201 
F'VIEW 66, F'SAT 135, +i 136 
9.00am Cops: Double bill. 

10.00 Raising Sextuplets 

11.00 Caught on Camera 
12.00noon-3.00pm Judge 
Judy: Back-to-back editions. 
3.00pm Raising Sextuplets 

4.00 Caught on Camera 
5.00-7.00 Judge Judy: Back- 

to-back editions. 7.00-9.00 
Cops: Back-to-back editions. 

9.00 Dog and Beth: On the 
Hunt 10.00 Crime Stories 

11.00 Caught on Camera 
12.00m't Unsolved Mysteries 

1.00am Dog and Beth: On 
the Hunt 2.00 Crime Stories 

3.00 Caught on Camera 
3.50 Nowhere to Run 4.20 
Heir Hunters 5.10-6.00am 
Judge Judy: Double bill. 


CHALLENGE 


SKY 145, +i 164, VIRG 139, +i 180 
F'VIEW 46, F'SAT 145 

6.00am Highlights 9.30 Family 
Fortunes 10.30 Bullseye 

11.00 Wheel of Fortune 
12.00noon Bite Size Brainiac 
12.05pm Are You Smarter 
Than a 10 Year Old? 1.05 
Catchphrase 2.05 Pointless 

3.05 1 vs 100 4.00 The 
Crystal Maze 5.00 Takeshi's 
Castle 6.00 Ninja Warrior 

7.00 Family Fortunes 

8.00 Pointless 9.00 
Classic Who Wants to Be a 
Millionaire? 11.00 Bullseye 

12.05am A League of Their 
Own: Best Bits - Part One 

1.05 Wall of Fame 2.05 
Dale's Supermarket Sweep 

3.05 Catchphrase 4.05 
It's Not What You Know 
5.00-6.00am Whittle 


COMEDY CENTRAL E 


SKY 128, +i 159, VIRGIN 182 
9.00am Friends 10.00 
Frasier 11.00 Sex and the 
City 12.00noon Rules of 
Engagement 1.00-3.00pm 
Two and a Half Men: 
Back-to-back episodes. 3.00 
Sex and the City: Double bill. 
4.00-6.00 Two and a Half 
Men 6.00 Sex and the City 

7.00 The King of Queens 

8.00 The Millers 9.00 
South Park 10.00pm- 
1.20am Sex and the City 
1.20am Two and a Half Men 

2.20 Comedy Central 
Presents 2.50 Rules of 
Engagement 3.20 Grouchy 
Young Men 3.45 Sir Leslie 
Quint: A Life in Film 3.55 
South Park 4.20 Frasier 
5.10 The King of Queens 
5.35-6.00am The Millers 


DMAX 


SKY 144/m 233, VIRG 170,+i 171 

6.00am Highlights 10.00 
River Monsters Compilation 

11.00 Operation Repo 
12.00noon Tanked 1.00pm 
Supernanny US 2.00 Bear 
Grylls: Born Survivor 

3.00 Naked and Afraid 4.00 
Trawler Wars 5.00 Operation 
Repo 6.00 Fifth Gear 7.00 
River Monsters Compilation 

8.00 Tanked 9.00 Get 
Out Alive 10.00 Driven to 
Extremes 11.00 Bear's 
Wild Weekend with Miranda 

12.00m't River Monsters 
Compilation 1.00am 
Deadliest Catch 2.00 Custom 
My Ride 3.00 Cash Cab: 

After Dark 3.50 American 
Chopper: Senior Versus 
Junior 4.40 Fifth Gear 5.30- 
6.00am Mystery Hunters 


SKY 158, VIRG 190, FREEVIEW 20 
8.00am Lovejoy 9.00 
Bergerac 10.00 Casualty 

11.00 The Bill 1.00pm 
The Liver Birds 1.40 Last of 
the Summer Wine 2.20 
Birds of a Feather 3.00 
Ballykissangel 4.00 Bergerac 

5.00 Lovejoy 6.00 Birds of a 
Feather 6.40 Bread 7.20 
Last of the Summer Wine 

8.00 FILM The Mystery 
of a Hansom Cab: Period 
mystery starring John Waters. 
(2012, 12, lOOmin) ★★ 

10.00 The Forsyte Saga 

11.00 Birds of a Feather 

11.40 The Bill 12.40am 
Casualty Not Freeview: 

2.00 Barbara Taylor 
Bradford's To Be the Best 

3.40 Wish Me Luck 4.30- 
5.00am Above and Beyond 


SKY HD 151/239, +i 229, 
VIRG 156 

7.00am Highlights 11.00 The 
Real Housewives of Orange 
County 12.00noon News 
(HD) 1.00pm Total Divas 
(HD) 2.00 Keeping Up with 
the Kardashians (HD) 3.00 
Giuliana and Bill (HD) 

4.00 News (HD) 5.00 Kourtney 
and Khloe Take the Hamptons 
(HD) 6.00 Miss World 2014 
(HD) 8.00 House of DVF (HD) 

9.00 Fashion Bloggers NEW 
EDITION (HD) 9.30 Ryan 
Seacrest with Selena Gomez 

10.00 Kourtney and Khloe 
Take the Hamptons (HD) 

11.00 News (HD) 12.00m't 
Giuliana and Bill (HD) 
1.00am Girls of the Playboy 
Mansion 1.30 Teleshopping 
2.30-5.00am Highlights 


SKY 167, +i 195, VIRG 172, +i 173 
F'VIEW 37, +i 38 
6.00am Highlights 9.00 Total 
Fishing with Matt Hayes 10.00 
Salvage Hunters 11.00 
Wheeler Dealers 12.00noon 
Chop Shop: London Garage 
1.00pm Destroyed in Seconds 

2.00 American Chopper 

3.00 Hitler’s Henchmen 4.00 
World War Two: The Complete 
History 5.00 The Garage 6.00 
Wheeler Dealers 7.00 Salvage 
Hunters 8.00 Mighty Planes 

9.00 Flying Wild Alaska 

10.00 Alone in the Wild 

11.00 How It's Made 1.00am 
Crimes That Shook the World 

2.00 Tommy's Fix Your House 
for Free? 3.00 The New 
Yankee Workshop 4.00 
Wheeler Dealers 4.30- 
6.00am Cash Cab US 


SKY 3D 


SKY 170 

7.00pm Building the Brand: 

An insight into the production 
of Jack Daniel's, one of 
America's most famous 
whiskeys. 8.00 How It's 
Made: Double bill of the 
series. 9.00 Songbook: 

Bob Harris interviews 
singer-songwriter KT 
Tunstall. 10.00 From the 
Basement: Featuring Scissor 
Sisters and Thundercat. 

11.00pm-1.00am FILM Edge 
of Tomorrow: Sci-fi adventure 
starring Tom Cruise and 
Emily Blunt. A soldier fighting 
against an alien army is 
repeatedly killed and brought 
back to life to relive the same 
battle. With Brendan Gleeson. 
(2014, 12, 113min) ★★★★ 


HORROR 


SKY 319, +i 320, VIRG 149, +i 202 
F'SAT 138, +i 139 
9.00am Highlights 11.10 FILM 

Lost in the Bermuda Triangle 
(1999, PG) ★ 1.00pm Horror 
Highlights 1.10 Tales from the 
Darkside 1.40 The Incredible 
Hulk 2.40 Doctor Who 
3.50 FILM Roswell: The Aliens 
Attack (1999, PG) ★ 5.40 
Horror Highlights 5.50 Star 
Trek: The Next Generation 

6.50 The Incredible Hulk 

7.50 Doctor Who 9.00 FILM 
Exorcismus (2010, 15) ★★★ 

10.55 FILM The Masque of 
the Red Death (1964, 15) 
★★★★ 12.40am FILM 
Cyrus: Mind of a Serial Killer 
(2010, 18) ★★ 2.25 FILM 
Captain Kronos - Vampire 
Hunter (1974, 15) ★★ 4.10- 
4.30am Horror Highlights 


SONY TV 


LIFETIME 


SKY HD 156/236, +i 197, VIRG 242 

7.00am Highlights 9.30 Storage 
Wars: New York (HD) 10.00 
Hardcore Pawn (HD) 11.00 
Pawn Stars (HD) 12.00noon 
Team SCA: No Ordinary 
Women (HD) 1.00pm 
Little Women: LA (HD) 

2.00 Vanderpump Rules (HD) 

3.00 The Real Housewives 
of Miami (HD) 4.00 Dance 
Moms (HD) 5.00 Flipping 
Vegas (HD) 6.00 The Real 
Housewives of Miami (HD) 

7.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 

8.00 Dance Mums with Jennifer 
Ellison (HD) 9.00 Bring It! 
(HD) 10.00 Vikings (HD) 

11.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 
12.00m't Dance Moms (HD) 
1.00am Vikings (HD) 2.00 
Bring It! (HD) 3.00-4.00am 
Vanderpump Rules (HD) 


SKY 157, +i 181, VIRGIN 193 

7.00am The Guardian 9.00 
Crossing Jordan 10.00 
Ghost Hunters International 
12.00noon Hustle 2.00pm 
FILM The Elf Who Didn't 
Believe: Family fantasy ( 1997, 
U, 87min) ★★ 4.00 Ghost 
Hunters International 

6.00 Crossing Jordan 7.00 
Hustle 9.00 FILM William 
Shakespeare's Romeo + 
Juliet: Romantic drama 
starring Leonardo DiCaprio 
and Claire Danes. (1996, 

12, 120min) ★★★★ 

11.20 Hot in Cleveland: Double 
bill of the series. 12.20am 
The Tudors 1.25 Community: 
Double bill. 2.20-4.00am 
Hot in Cleveland: Back-to- 
back episodes. (Series 4) 


SKY HD 125/234, +i SKY 154, 
VIR 167, HD 168, +i VIR 169 

6.00am Highlights 10.00 
Toddlers & Tiaras (HD) 11.00 
Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 
12.00noon Say Yes to the 
Dress: Atlanta (HD) 1.00pm 
Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 

2.00 Randy’s Wedding Rescue 
(HD) 3.00 Say Yes to the 
Dress (HD) 6.00 Long Island 
Medium (HD) 7.00 Say Yes 
to the Dress: Atlanta (HD) 
8.00 The Little Couple NEW 
EDITION (HD) 8.30 The Little 
Couple SERIES FINALE (HD) 

9.00 Kate Plus 8 (HD) 10.00 
Evil-in-Law (HD) 11.00 
Nightmare Next Door (HD) 
12.00m't The Little Couple 
(HD) 1.00am Kate Plus 8 
(HD) 2.00 Evil-in-Law (HD) 
3.00-6.00am Highlights 


(3D) Simulcast in 3D 


TV&Satellite Week 59 
































Films 



SKY PREMIERE 


SKY 301 

HD 301/314 


VIRGIN 401 

HD 431 


SKY DISNEY 


SKY 305 

HD 305/332 


VIRGIN 40 5 
HD 435 


SKY FAMILY 


SKY 306 

HD 306/333 


VIRGIN 406 

HD 436 


SKYACTION/ADVENTURE 


SKY 307 

HD 307/334 


VIRGIN 407 

HD 437 


SKY COMEDY 


SKY 308 

HD 308/335 


VIRGIN 408 

HD 438 


6.00am Khumba 7.45 Coming 
Home for Christmas 9.30 
The Top Ten Show 9.45 Her 
12.00noon Khumba 1.30pm 
Gravity: Sky Movies Special 
2.00 The Book Thief As 10.10pm. 

4.15 Coming Home for Christmas 
Family drama starring Carly and 
Britt McKillip. (S) (2013, U, 83min) 
★★ 6.00 A New York Winter's 
Tale Romantic fantasy starring Colin 
Farrell. (S) (2014, 12, 118min) ★★ 


6.00am Aladdin and the King 
of Thieves 7.30 Santa Paws 2: 
The Santa Pups 9.05 The Little 
Mermaid 10.35 Monsters 
University 12.30pm Saving Mr 
Banks 2.40 The Jungle Book 
4.10 Wreck-lt Ralph 6.00 Monsters 
University Animated prequel to 
Monsters, Inc featuring the voices 
of Billy Crystal, John Goodman 
and Steve Buscemi. (S) (2013, U, 
99min) ★★★★ 7.50 Party Central 


6.00am Jack Frost 7.45 Penguins 
of Madagascar Special 8.15 Oz 
the Great and Powerful 10.35 
Dennis As 12.10am. 12.15pm Annie 
As 5.50pm. 2.25 Baby's Day Out 
Comedy starring Joe Mantegna. 

(S) (1994, PG, 99min) ★★ 

4.05 Jack Frost Fantasy drama 
starring Michael Keaton. (S) (1998, 
PG, 97min) ★ 5.50 Annie Musical 
starring Albert Finney and Aileen 
Quinn. (S) (1982, U,128min)^ 


6.00am Bloodsport 7.35 King 
Arthur 9.45 Gangster Squad 
11.40 Hulk As 8 00pm 2.00pm 
The Peacemaker Action thriller 
starring George Clooney. (S) 

(1997, 15, 124min) ★★★ 

4.10 Bloodsport Action thriller 
starring Jean-Claude Van Damme. 
(S) (1987, 18, 92min) ★★ 5.50 
King Arthur Action adventure with 
Clive Owen and Keira Knightley. 

(S) (2004, 12, 126min) ★★★ 


6.15am The Top Ten Show 6.35 
Bean 8.20 Identity Thief 10.20 
The World's End 12.15pm Starsky 
& Hutch As shown at 10.00pm. 

2.05 There's Something About 
Mary As shown at 11.45pm. 

4.15 Stand Up Guys Crime comedy 
drama with Al Pacino. (S) (2012, 15, 
91 min) ★★ 6.00 Identity Thief 
Road-movie comedy starring Jason 
Bateman and Melissa McCarthy. 

(S) (2013, 15, 107min) ★★★ 



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8.00 Her Sci-fi drama starring 
Joaquin Phoenix and featuring 
the voice of Scarlett Johansson. 
A lonely man falls in love with 
the artificial intelligence that 
operates his computer. (S) 
(2013, 15, 126min) ★★★★ 

SEX Ml VIOLENCE #•< LANG ••• 


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10.10 The Book Thief World 
War Two drama starring Sophie 
Nelisse and Geoffrey Rush. (S) 
(2013, 12, 128min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANG ••• 


12.25am A New York Winter's Tale 

Romantic fantasy, as 6.00pm. 

2.40 Cheap Thrills Comedy thriller, 
starring Pat Healy and Ethan Embry. 
(S) (2013, 15, 86min) ★★★ 

4.15-6.00am Coming Home for 
Christmas As shown at 4.15pm. 


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8.00 The Little Mermaid 

Animated musical based on 
the story by Flans Christian 
Andersen, featuring the voices 
of Jodi Benson and Pat Carroll. 
(S) (1989, U, 87min) ★★★★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE •• LANG ••• 


9.30 Saving Mr Banks Comedy 
drama inspired by the making 
of Mary Poppins, starring Tom 
Flanks, Emma Thompson, Colin 
Farrell and Paul Giamatti. (S) 
(2013, PG, 122min) ★★★★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE >•# LANG ••• 


11.40 Robin Hood Animated version 
of the legendary tale featuring the 
voice of Peter Ustinov and Terry- 
Thomas. (S) (1973, U, 80min) ★★★ 

1.10am The Love Bug Comedy 
adventure starring Dean Jones. 

(S) (1968, U, 107min) ★★★ 

3.05 Herbie Rides Again Comedy 
sequel. (S) (1974, U, 88min) ★★★ 
4.40-6.00am Basil the Great Mouse 
Detective Cartoon adventure. 

(S) (1986, U, 75min) ★★ 


8.00 Ella Enchanted Comic 
fantasy adventure that gives 
a new spin to the tale of 
Cinderella, starring Anne 
Flathaway and FHugh Dancy. 
(2004, PG, 96min) ★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE LANG 


9.45 Oz the Great and 
Powerful Fantasy adventure 
prequel to The Wizard of Oz, 
starring James Franco. A circus 
magician poses as a great 
wizard after a tornado whirls 
him to a magical land. (S) 
(2013, PG, 130min) ★★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE LANG 


12.10am Dennis Comedy starring 
Mason Gamble and Walter Matthau. 
(S) (1993, PG, 97min) ★★ 

1.50 Dennis the Menace Strikes 
Again! Comedy sequel with Justin 
Cooper (S) (1998, U, 72min) ★ 
3.10 Ella Enchanted As 8.00pm. 
4.55-6.35am Baby's Day Out 
Comedy, as shown at 2.25pm. 


8.00 Hulk Sci-fi fantasy based 
on the Marvel Comics 
character, starring Eric Bana, 
Jennifer Connelly and Nick 
Nolte. A scientist survives 
exposure to deadly gamma 
rays, but when he becomes 
angry he is transformed into 
a huge, rampaging creature. 
(S) (2003, 12, 138min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


10.20 Demolition Man Sci-fi 
action thriller starring Sylvester 
Stallone and Wesley Snipes. 

(S) (1993, 15, 114min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANG## 

12.20am Gangster Squad 

Fact-based period crime thriller 
with Josh Brolin and Ryan Gosling. 
(S) (2013, 15, llOmin) ★★★ 

2.20 Enter the Dragon Action 
thriller starring Bruce Lee. (S) 
(1973, 18, 97min) ★★★★ 

4.1 0-6.1 Oam The Poseidon 
Adventure Disaster drama. (S) 
(1972, PG, 117min) ★★★★★ 


8.00 The World's End Sci-fi 
action comedy starring Simon 
Pegg and Nick Frost. An epic 
pub crawl takes a very bizarre 
turn for five former friends. 
With Paddy Considine, Martin 
Freeman, Eddie Marsan 
and Rosamund Pike. (S) 
(2013, 15, 109min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANG### 


10.00 Starsky & Hutch Comedy 
based on the 1970s cop show, 
starring Ben Stiller, Owen 
Wilson and Vince Vaughn. (S) 
(2004,15,101 min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANG ••• 

11.45 There's Something About 
Mary Black comedy with Cameron 
Diaz. (S) (1998, 15, 119min) ★★★★ 
1.50am Stand Up Guys As 415pm. 
3.30 A Very Harold & Kumar 
Christmas Comedy sequel starring 
John Cho, Kal Penn and Neil Patrick 
Harris. (S) (2011, 18, 89min) ★★★ 
5.05-6.40am Bean Big screen 
spin-off starring Rowan Atkinson. 

(S) (1997, PG, 90min) ★★★ 



7.10am Struck By Lightning 8.40 
Jack the Giant Slayer Special 
8.55 Les Miserables 11.35 Home 
Alone 1.25pm Pacific Rim 
3.40 Les Miserables Epic musical 
based on the long-running stage 
show, starring Hugh Jackman. (S) 
(2012, 12, 154min) ★★★★ 6.20 
The Harry Hill Movie Comedy 
co-written by and starring Harry 
Hill. (S) (2013, PG, 88min) ★★ 



6.00am Days of Heaven 7.35 The 
Bridge on the River Kwai 10.20 
Lawrence of Arabia 2.05pm 
Once Upon a Time in the West 

Sergio Leone's Western starring 
Charles Bronson and Henry Fonda. 
(S) (1968, 15, 165min) ★★★★★ 
4.50 West Side Story Bernstein- 
Sondheim musical starring Natalie 
Wood and Richard Beymer. (S) 
(1961, PG, 152min) ★★★★★ 



6.50am Cripple Creek 8.20 Sam 
Whiskey 10.15 Khartoum 
12.45pm Trouble Along the Way 

Comedy. (1953, b/w, U, 105min) 

★★ 3.00 The Gun Hawk 
Western. (1963, U, 92min) ★★ 
4.50 Escort West Western starring 
Victor Mature. (1958, U, 75min) 

★★ 6.30 Dial M for Murder 
Hitchcock thriller starring Ray 
Milland. (1954, PG, 101 min) ★★★★ 



(Known as Movie Mix on Freeview) 


5.50am Behind the Screens 6.00 
Teleshopping 9.00 A Christmas 
Wish 11.05 A Christmas Tree 
Miracle 1.15pm A Bulldog for 
Christmas Fantasy comedy starring 
Erin Ryan. (2013, PG, 105min) ★★★ 

3.00 Home for Christmas Drama. 
(1990, U, 96min) ★★ 5.05 Magic 
in the Water Fantasy starring Mark 
Harmon. (1995, PG, 101 min) ★★ 



7.00am Moonlight and Mistletoe 

9.00 Undercover Lover 11.00 
A Holiday to Remember 1.00pm 
A Silent Night Fact-based wartime 
drama. (2002, PG, 84min) ★★ 

3.00 Moonlight and Mistletoe 
Festive family drama with Candace 
Cameron Bure. (2008, PG, 120min) 
★★ 5.00 A Different Kind of 
Christmas Festive drama starring 
Shelley Long (1996, U, 88min) ★★ 


8.00 Home Alone John Hughes's 
comedy starring Macaulay Culkin. 
(S) (1990, PG, lOOmin) ★★★★ 
9.50 Pacific Rim Epic sci-fi action 
drama starring Charlie Hunnam, 
Idris Elba and Rinko Kikuchi. (S) 
(2013,12,131 min) ★★★ 

12.05am Decoding Annie Parker 
Fact-based medical drama starring 
Samantha Morton and Helen Hunt. 
(S) (2013, 15, 96min) ★★★ 

1.55 Conception Ensemble romantic 
comedy starring Connie Britton. (S) 
(2011, 15, 80min) ★★★ 

3.35 Deadfall Crime thriller starring 
Eric Bana and Olivia Wilde. (S) 
(2012,15, 95min) ★★★ 
5.20-7.00am The Harry Hill Movie 
Comedy, as shown at 6.20pm. 


7.30 The Shining Chiller starring 
Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duvall. 
(S) (1980, 15, 119min) ★★★★★ 

9.30 The Green Mile Supernatural 
prison drama starring Tom Hanks 
and Michael Clarke Duncan. (S) 
(1999, 18, 189min) ★★★★ 

12.35am City of God Brazilian crime 
drama with Alexandre Rodrigues and 
Leandro Firmino da Hora. Subtitled. 
(2002, 18, 130min) ★★★★★ 

2.45 Captain Phillips: Sky Movies 
Special With Tom Hanks. 

3.05 The Lives of Others German 
political drama starring Martina 
Gedeck and Ulrich Muhe. Subtitled. 
(2006, 15, 137min) ★★★★★ 

5.30-6.00am Elysium: Sky Movies 
Special Behind the scenes. 


9.00 Private Benjamin Comedy 
drama starring Goldie Hawn as a 
spoiled socialite who joins the army. 
With Eileen Brennan and Armand 
Assante. (1980, 15, llOmin) ★★★ 
11.05 The Matrix Sci-fi action thriller 
from the Wachowski Brothers, 
starring Keanu Reeves, Laurence 
Fishburne and Carrie-Anne Moss. 
(1999, 15, 136min) ★★★★ 

1.35am Private Benjamin Comedy 
drama, as shown at 9.00pm. 

3.30 Great Moments In Opera 
From The Ed Sullivan Show: Vol 1 
4.35 Off Set With Jamie Cullum. 


5.00-6.45am The Gun Hawk 

Western, as shown at 3.00pm. 


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7.10 A Holiday Heist Comedy 
starring Lacey Chabert and Rick 
Malambri. (2011, PG, 90min) ★★ 
9.00 The Wrestler Gritty sports 
drama with Mickey Rourke, Marisa 
Tomei and Evan Rachel Wood. 

A burnt-out professional wrestler 
puts his life on the line when he 
tries to relive his glory days in the 
ring. (2008, 15, 104min) ★★★★ 
11.15 Legion Action fantasy thriller 
starring Paul Bettany and Lucas 
Black. (2010, 15, lOOmin) ★★★ 
1.10am The Verdict Courtroom 
drama starring Paul Newman. 
(1982, 15, 129min) ★★★★ 
3.55-5.50am Love Letters 
Romantic drama starring Laura 
Linney. (1999, PG, 86min) ★★★ 


7.00 A Christmas Romance Family 
drama starring Olivia Newton-John, 
Gregory Harrison and Chloe 
Lattanzi. (1995, U, 91 min) ★★ 

9.00 The Christmas Box Disney 
seasonal drama starring Richard 
Thomas. (1995, U, lOOmin) ★★ 

11.00 The Christmas Gift Seasonal 
drama with John Denver and Gennie 
James. (1986, U, 97min) ★★ 

1.00am A Song for the Season 
Romantic drama starring Naomi 
Judd. (1999, U, 90min) ★★ 

3.00 A Recipe for a Perfect 
Christmas Comedy with Christine 
Baranski. (2005, PG, 120min) ★★ 

5.00-7.00am Mary and Joseph: 

A Story of Faith 1/2. Biblical 
drama starring Blanche Baker 


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6.00am Last Passenger 7.40 
Closed Circuit 9.20 Proof of Life 

11.40 Dangerous Mind of a 
Hooligan 1.10pm Dead Again 

Mystery thriller. (S) (1991, 15, 
105min) ★★★ 3.05 Kiss Kiss, 
Bang Bang As shown at 12.20am. 
5.00 Closed Circuit Conspiracy 
thriller starring Eric Bana. (S) (2013, 
15, 94min) ★★★ 6.40 Proof of 
Life Romantic thriller with Russell 
Crowe. (2000, 15, 135min) ★★★ 



Proof of Life 

(film started at 6.40pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE •• LANG ••• 


9.00 Dangerous Mind of a 
Hooligan Crime drama starring 
Samuel Anoyke. Five football 
hooligans conspire to carry out 
a bank robbery, but end up on 
the run when the plan goes 
wrong. (S) (2014, 15, 79min) ★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

10.30 The Canyons Thriller 
with Lindsay Lohan. A wealthy 
playboy plots revenge when he 
learns his girlfriend is having an 
affair. (S) (2013, 18, 96min) ★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANG ••• 

12.20am Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang 

Comedy thriller with Robert Downey 
Jr. (S) (2005, 15, 103min) ★★★ 

2.15 Murder by Numbers Crime 
thriller (S) (2002, 15, 120min) ★★★ 
4.30-6.45am Ocean's 11 Caper 
comedy starring Frank Sinatra. 

(S) (1960, PG, 122min) ★★★ 


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9.00am The Adventures of Elmo in 
Grouchland 10.40 Behind the 
Screens 10.50 The Greatest 
1.00pm Santa's Dog 2.45 The 
National Tree Drama with Andrew 
McCarthy. (2009, PG, llOmin) ★★ 
4.35 Secret Santa Fantasy starring 
DL Green. (1998, U, 87min) ★★ 
6.25 A League of Their Own 
Comedy drama starring Tom Hanks. 
(1992, PG, 124min) ★★★★ 

9.00 Diamond Dogs Action 
adventure starring Dolph Lundgren. 
An ex-soldier leads an expedition in 
search of a rare Buddhist artifact 
into the mountains of Mongolia 
where Russian mercenaries 
and a centuries-old curse lie in 
wait. (2007, 15, 94min) ★★ 

10.55 Rapid Fire Fact-based crime 
drama starring Jason Gedrickand 
David Cubitt. (2005, 15, llOmin) ★★ 
12.45am Mardock Scramble: 

The First Compression Japanese 
animated sci-fi adventure 
featuring the voice of Megumi 
Hayashibara. (2010, 18, 65min) ★★ 
2.20-2.30am Behind the Screens 

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6.05am While You Were Sleeping 
7.55 Home Alone 4 9.25 Get 
Santa Special 9.55 Saving Santa 
11.25 Pete's Christmas 1.00pm 
Almost Christmas 2.50 Naughty 
or Nice Festive comedy. (S) (2012, 
PG, 90min) ★★★ 4.30 The Secret 
Life of Walter Mitty Special (S) 
4.50 A Christmas Carol As 10.00pm. 
6.30 Saving Santa Festive 
animation with the voice of Martin 
Freeman. (S) (2013, U, 90min) ★ 


6.00am The Frighteners 8.00 
Mine Games 9.45 Time Lapse 

11.40 AVP: Alien Vs Predator 
1.35pm Black Christmas As 
720pm. 3.05 Interstellar: Nolan's 
Odyssey 3.35 Gravity As 9.00pm. 

5.20 The Frighteners Horror 
comedy starring Michael J Fox. (S) 
(1996, 15, llOmin) ★★★7.20 
Black Christmas Slasher movie 
remake starring Katie Cassidy. 

(S) (2006, 15, 84min) ★ 


6.35am Mo' Better Blues 8.55 
Barton Fink 11.00 Trance As 
8.00pm. 12.55pm Ali As 10.00pm. 
3.40 Cape Fear Thriller starring 
Gregory Peck and Robert Mitchum. 
(S) (1962, b/w, 15, 106min) ★★★★ 
5.40 The Butler Epic drama starring 
Forest Whitaker and Oprah Winfrey. 
A White House butler serves seven 
presidents over four turbulent 
decades. With David Oyelowo. 

(S) (2013, 12, 132min) ★★★ 


■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin 

■ Films start at 11.00am 

11.00am The Outrage 1.00pm 
Storm Over the Nile Adventure. 

(S) (1955, U, 107min) ★★★ 3.10 
Comanche Station Western. 

(S) (1960, PG, 74min) ★★ 

4.40 Gambit Suspense caper (S) 
(1966, U, 109min) ★★★ 6.50 
Dear John Romantic drama. 

(S) (2010, 12, 108min) ★★ 



8.00 Almost Christmas 

Comedy drama starring Paul 
Giamatti and Paul Rudd. 

A reformed convict reluctantly 
goes into business with his 
ex-wife's new lover to sell 
Christmas trees in New York. 
With Sally Hawkins. (S) 

(2013, 15, 107min) ★★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE ••<§» LANG ••# 


10.00 A Christmas Carol 

Disney’s computer-animated 
version of Charles Dickens's 
famous tale, starring Jim Carrey 
(S) (2009, PG, 95min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.40 Pete's Christmas Fantasy 
starring Zachary Gordon and Molly 
Parker (S) (2013, PG, 86min) ★★ 
1.15am While You Were Sleeping 
Romantic comedy starring Sandra 
Bullock and Bill Pullman. (S) 

(1995, PG, 103min) ★★★★ 

3.05 Naughty or Nice As 2 ,50pm. 
4.40-6.1 Oam Home Alone 4 
Comedy sequel starring Mike 
Weinberg. (S) (2002, U, 83min) ★ 


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7.00am A Christmas Wedding 

9.00 Kristin's Christmas Past 

11.00 Christmas Angel 1.00pm 
Crazy for Christmas Festive 
comedy. (2005, U, 90min) ★★★ 

3.00 All I Want for Christmas 
Festive fantasy. (2013, PG, 88min) 
★★ 5.00 The Most Wonderful 
Time of the Year Seasonal 
romantic drama starring Brooke 
Burns. (2008, PG, 86min) ★★★ 

7.00 All About Christmas Eve 

Romantic drama with Haylie Duff 
and Chris Carmack. Two versions 
of a woman's life unfold, with the 
turning point being whether she 
catches a plane on Christmas 
Eve. (2012, PG, 120min) ★★ 

9.00 12 Dog Days Till Christmas 
Family drama starring Vincent 
Giovagnoli. (2014, PG, 90min) ★★ 

11.00 Catch a Christmas Star 
Romantic drama starring Shannon 
Elizabeth. (2013, PG, 120min) ★★ 

1.00am Christmas on Chestnut 
Street Festive comedy with Kristen 
Dalton. (2006, PG, 90min) ★★★ 
3.00-5.00am The Man Who Saved 
Christmas Biopic starring Jason 
Alexander. (2001, PG, 90min) ★★ 


Black Christmas 

(film started at 7.20pm) 

SEX ##9 VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


9.00 Gravity Spectacular 
sci-fi-thriller starring Sandra 
Bullock and George Clooney 
A novice astronaut becomes 
stranded in space during 
her first Nasa mission. (S) 
(2013, 12, 91 min) ★★★★ 

SEX# VIOLENCE LANG# 


10.45 AVP: Alien Vs Predator 

Sci-fi horror thriller with Sanaa 
Lathan and Lance Henriksen. 
(S) (2004, 15, 101 min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANG## 


12.30am Time Lapse Sci-fi thriller 
starring Danielle Panabaker (S) 
(2014, 15, 104min) ★★★ 

2.30 Mine Games Thriller with Briana 
Evigan. (S) (2012, 15, 88min) ★★ 
4.15-6.00am Ice Thriller with Grant 
Show. (S) (1998, 12, 87min) ★★ 


8.00 Trance Psychological 
thriller directed by Danny 
Boyle, and starring James 
McAvoy and Rosario Dawson. 
A gambler involved in an art 
theft steals the proceeds 
but then loses his memory. 
With Vincent Cassel. (S) 
(2013,15,101 min) ★★★ 

SEX ##t VIOLENCE LANG## 


10.00 Ali Biopic starring Will 
Smith as world heavyweight 
boxing champion Muhammad 
Ali. With Mario Van Peebles. (S) 
(2001, 15, 159min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••« VIOLENCE ##i LANG ••• 


12.45am Grosse Pointe Blank 

Black comedy thriller starring 
John Cusack and Minnie Driver 
(S) (1997, 15, 107min) ★★★★ 
2.45 Crystal Fairy & the Magical 
Cactus Comedy starring Michael 
Cera and Gaby Hoffmann. (S) 
(2013, 18, 98min) ★★ 
4.40-5.00am Boyhood Special 


Dear John 

(film started at 6.50pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


9.00 Lockout Sci-fi action 
thriller starring Guy Pearce. 

A maverick ex-agent strives 
to rescue the US president's 
daughter from a prison riot in 
space. With Maggie Grace. 

(S) (2012,15, 91 min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


10.50 The Hurt Locker Iraq War 
drama starring Jeremy Renner 
and Anthony Mackie. (S) 
(2008, 15, 125min) ★★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ##l LANG### 


1.25-3.50am High Hopes Mike 
Leigh's comedy drama satirising 
the 'uncaring' attitudes of 1980s 
Britain. (S) ( 1988, 15, 112min) ★★ 
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DAYTIME (1-7pm) 


2.00pm The Real St Nick Channel 5 

Festive romance starring Torrey 
DeVitto and Cal lard Harris. (HD) ★ 
2.00pm The Elf Who Didn't Believe 
SonyTV Family fantasy. ★★ 

2.00pm Jetstream Syfy Disaster 
thriller starring David Chokachi 
and Don Michael Paul. (HD) ★★ 

2.1 Opm Gunpoint 5USA Western 
starring Audie Murphy. ★★ 

3.40pm Mr St Nick Channel 5 Festive 
family drama starring Kelsey 
Grammer and Charles Durning. ★★ 
3.50pm Roswell: The Aliens Attack 
Horror Channel Sci-fi thriller. ★ 
5.00pm Ice Princess Disney Drama 
starring Michelle Trachtenberg 
and Joan Cusack. (HD) ★★★ 


EVENING (7-llpm) 


9.00pm Once Upon a Time in 
Mexico 5^ Epic action thriller 
starring Antonio Banderas. ★★★★ 
9.00pm William Shakespeare's 
Romeo + Juliet SonyTV Director 
Baz Luhrmann’s romantic drama 
starring Leonardo DiCaprio. ★★★★ 
9.00pm Certain Prey FOX Action 
thriller starring Mark Harmon 
and Tatiana Maslany. (HD) ★★ 
9.00pm Exorcismus Horror Channel 
Horror thriller starring Sophie 
Vavasseur, Stephen Billington 
and Douglas Bradley. ★★★ 

1 0.55pm The Masque of the Red 
Death Horror Channel Chiller 
starring Vincent Price. ★★★★ 


1 1 .00pm Little Man ITV2 Crime 
comedy starring Marlon Wayans 
and Shawn Wayans. (HD) ★ 

1 1 .00pm Land of the Dead 
Syfy Horror thriller sequel starring 
Simon Baker. (HD) ★★★★ 

1 2.40am Cyrus: Mind of a Serial 
Killer Horror Channel Thril ler 
starring Brian Krause. ★★ 

1 .25am The Pervert's Guide to 
Ideology Channel 4 Offbeat 
documentary sequel. (HD) ★★★★ 
2.00am Alligator Alley Syfy Thriller 
starring Jordan Hinson. (HD) ★★ 
2.25am Captain Kronos - Vampire 
Hunter Horror Channel Fantasy 
adventure starring Horst Janson. ★★ 
4.00am Snowmageddon Syfy 
Seasonal disaster thriller. (HD) ★ 


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VIRGIN 502 
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SKY SPORTS 2 



SKY SPORTS 3 


SKY 404 
HD 404/436 


VIRGIN 504 
HD 514 


SKY SPORTS 4 



SKY SPORTS 5 


SKY 406 

HD 406/440 


VIRGIN 506 
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EUROSPORT 




6.00am Football League 
Gold (HD) 6.15 Football 
Gold 6.30 Football League 
Gold (HD) 7.00 WWE 
- Bottom Line (HD) 8.00 
Goals on Sunday (HD) 
9.00 Football Gold 10.00 
Premier League 100 
Club (HD) 11.30 Football 
Gold 12.00noon Mighty 
Michael van Gerwen (HD) 

I. 00pm FL72 Review (HD) 

2.00 Goals on Sunday (HD) 

3.00 One2 Eleven (HD) 

3.30 Football League Gold 

3.45 Football Gold 

4.00 Premier League 100 
Club Didier Drogba. (HD) 

4.30 Fantasy Football - 
The Highlights (HD) 

5.00 Soccer AM: The Best 
Bits Highlights show. (HD) 

6.00 FL72 Review (HD) 

7.00 LIVE Ford Monday 
Night Football Everton 
v Queens Park Rangers: 
Kick-off is at 8.00. (HD) 

II. 00 Mighty Michael van 
Gerwen A profile. (HD) 

12.00m't FL72 Review (HD) 
1.00am SPFL Round-Up 
(HD) 1.30 Soccer AM: The 
Best Bits (HD) 2.30 Ford 
Monday Night Football 
(HD) 5.00 Premier League 
100 Club (HD) 5.30- 
6.00am Barclays Premier 
League Legends (HD) 


6.00am Test Netball (HD) 

8.00 NFL: Double bill. (HD) 

10.00 Test Cricket (HD) 

11.00 Racing News (HD) 

11.30 Sporting Greats 

12.00noon NFL Double bill of 
action from the NFL. (HD) 

2.00pm Sporting Rivalries 

As shown at 7.30pm. (HD) 

2.30 Sporting Rivalries The 

ice hockey rivalry between 
America and the USSR. (HD) 

3.00 Test Netball 

As shown at 8.00pm. (HD) 

5.00 Sporting Rivalries 

As shown at 7.30pm. (HD) 

5.30 NFL Double bill of 
action from the NFL. (HD) 

7.30 Sporting Rivalries The 

basketball rivalry between 
America and the USSR. (HD) 

8.00 Test Netball England v 
Malawi: Highlights of the 
first fixture in the three- 
match series, staged at the 
Echo Arena, Liverpool. (HD) 

10.00 IRB Rugby Sevens 

The South Africa Sevens. 

11.00 Poker The UK 

Championships: Highlights 
of the event from Dusk Till 
Dawn in Nottingham. (HD) 

12.00m't-6.00am LIVE Test 
Cricket: Australia v India: 

The fifth and final day of the 
second Test at the Adelaide 
Oval, where the four-match 
series continues. (HD) 


6.00am LIVE Test Cricket: 
Australia v India: Coverage 
of day four of the second 
Test from the Adelaide 
Oval, where the four-match 
series continues. (HD) 7.30 
Sporting Greats 8.00 
European Rugby Special: 
The weekend's European 
action. (HD) 9.30 IRB 
Rugby Sevens: The South 
Africa Sevens. (HD) 10.30 
Showjumping: Action from 
the Geneva Grand Prix. (HD) 

1.30pm Cloned: Creating 
Designer Horses 

2.30 FEI Nations Cup Show 
Jumping From Gijon, Spain. 

3.30 FEI Nations Cup Show 
Jumping From Hickstead. 

4.30 WWE From the Vault 

Double bill. (HD) 

5.00 WWE -Raw Wrestling 
action from America. (HD) 

7.00 WWE - Smackdown 

Wrestling action. (HD) 

9.00 WWE - Tables, 
Ladders and Chairs Action 
from the sixth staging of the 
annual event, held at the 
Quicken Loans Arena in 
Cleveland, Ohio. (HD) 

12.00m't WWE-NXT(HD) 
1.00am LIVE WWE - Late 
Night - Raw: Wrestling 
coverage from America. 
(HD) 4.15 WWE From 
the Vault 5.00-6.00am 
Game Changers (HD) 


6.00am Shell's Wonderful 
World of Golf 8.00 
European Tour Golf (HD) 

9.00 Asian Tour Golf Show 
(HD) 10.00 Ladies 
European Tour Golf (HD) 

11.00 Australian PGA 
Championship Golf (HD) 

I. 00pm European Tour Golf 

As shown at 8.00pm. (HD) 

2.00 Ladies European Tour 
Golf As 9.00pm. (HD) 

3.00 Australian PGA 
Championship Golf Day 

four of the event. (HD) 

5.00 Asian Tour Golf Show 

As shown at 11.00pm. (HD) 

6.00 Ladies European Tour 
Golf As 9.00pm. (HD) 

7.00 Trilby Tour Golf (HD) 

8.00 European Tour Golf 

Day four of the Alfred 
Dunhill Championship. (HD) 

9.00 Ladies European 
Tour Golf A review of the 
Dubai Ladies Masters. (HD) 

10.00 Trilby Tour Golf (HD) 

II. 00 Asian Tour Golf Show 

Day four of the Thailand 
Golf Championship. (HD) 

12.00m't Trilby Tour Golf 
(HD) 1.00am European 
Tour Golf (HD) 2.00 Ladies 
European Tour Golf (HD) 

3.00 Trilby Tour Golf (HD) 
4.00-6.00am Shell's 
Wonderful World of Golf 


6.00am Good Morning 
Sports Fans (HD) 9.00 La 
Liga Football (HD) 11.00 
Eredivisie Football (HD) 

I. 00pm Sky Sports Today 

The latest sports news. (HD) 

2.00 Eredivisie Football (HD) 

4.00 La Liga Football (HD) 

6.00 Revista De La Liga 

Highlights from Spain. (HD) 

7.00 Football's Greatest 
Players Alan Shearer (HD) 

7.30 Football's Greatest 
Managers Jose Mourinho. 

8.00 Revista De La Liga 

Highlights from Spain. (HD) 

9.00 La Liga Football 

Getafe v Barcelona. 

10.00 La Liga Football 

Atletico Madrid v Villarreal. 

II. 00 Ronaldo: A Golden 
Year (HD) 12.00m't Revista 
De La Liga (HD) 1.00am 
Football's Greatest Managers 

1.30 Football's Greatest 
Players (HD) 2.00 Football’s 
Greatest Teams (HD) 2.30 
Football's Greatest Players 
(HD) 3.00 Football's 
Greatest Teams (HD) 3.30 
Football’s Greatest Managers 

4.00 Football's Greatest 
Players (HD) 4.30 Football’s 
Greatest Teams (HD) 

5.00 Football's Greatest 
International Teams (HD) 
5.30-6.00am Football's 
Greatest Teams (HD) 


7.30am Fencing (HD) 8.30 
Biathlon (HD) 9.15 Biathlon 
(HD) 10.00 Ski Jumping 
(HD) 11.00 LIVE UEFA 
Champions League Draw: 
The draw for the last 16 in 
Nyon, Switzerland. (HD) 

12.00noon LIVE UEFA 
Europa League Draw The 

draw for the last 32 and 
last 16 in Switzerland. (HD) 

12.30pm Figure Skating 

The Grand Prix of Figure 
Skating Final. (HD) 

2.30 Biathlon World Cup 
action from Austria. (HD) 

4.30 Alpine Skiing The 

World Cup meeting from 
Courchevel in France. (HD) 

5.30 Alpine Skiing The 

World Cup meeting from 
Val d'lsere in France. (HD) 

6.30 WATTS Highlights. 

6.45 Eurogoals Round-up of 
European football action. 

7.30 Snooker The final of 
the European Tour event at 
the Casal Vistoso Sports 
Centre in Portugal. (HD) 

9.30 Showjumping 

Highlights of the meeting at 
the Centro Hipico Casas 
Novas in La Coruna, Spain. 

10.35 Horse Racing Time 
10.55 NFL Round-Up (HD) 

11.40pm-12.25am 
Eurogoals As 6.45pm. 


BT SPORT 1 


SKY 413 

HD 413/426 


VIRGIN 547 
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6.00am Bundesliga (HD) 7.00 
Premier League Review (HD) 
8.00 Serie A (HD) 9.30 Serie 
A (HD) 11.00 Serie A (HD) 

12.30pm European Football 
Show Highlights (HD) 

2.30 Premier League Review 
Recent top-flight action. (HD) 

3.30 French Ligue 1 Review 
Highlights from France. (HD) 

4.30 Bundesliga Review (HD) 

5.30 SPFL Highlights A review 
of recent action. (HD) 

6.00 Baker & Kelly's VSPO 
Interactive football show. (HD) 

7.00 Football Tonight The 
latest football news. (HD) 

8.00 LIVE Serie A Chievo v 
Inter Milan: From the Stadio 
Marc'Antonio Bentegodi. 
Kick-off is at 8.00. (HD) 

10.00 SportsHUB (HD) 

10.15 Baker & Kelly's VSPO 
Interactive football show. (HD) 

11.15 Global Goals (HD) 

11.45 SportsHUB (HD) 

12.00m't LIVE NBA: Cleveland 

Cavaliers v Charlotte Hornets: 
All the action from the 
Quicken Loans Arena. Tip-off 
is at 12.00. (HD) 2.30am 
SPFL Highlights (HD) 3.00 
Premier League Review (HD) 
4.00-6.00am European 
Football Show Highlights (HD) 


BT SPORT 2 


SKY 414 
HD 414/427 


VIRGIN 548 
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ESPN 


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HD 417/433 


VIRGIN 529 
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6.00am 30 for 30 (HD) 7.30 
European Rugby Champions 
Cup (HD) 9.00 European 
Rugby Champions Cup (HD) 
10.30 European Rugby 
Champions Cup (HD) 

12.00noon European Rugby 
Champions Cup Action from 
Leinster v Harlequins. (HD) 

1.30pm European Rugby 
Champions Cup Highlights 
of Scarlets v Ulster (HD) 

3.00 NBA Action from Miami 
Heat v Chicago Bulls. (HD) 

5.00 NBA Inside Stuff (HD) 

5.30 Euroleague Basketball 
Magazine Recent action. (HD) 

6.00 LIVE Serie A Empoli v 
Torino: Coverage from the 
Stadio Carlo Castellani. 
Kick-off is at 6.00. (HD) 

8.00 Rugby Tonight 

A round-up of action from 
the English Premiership. (HD) 

9.30 SPFL Highlights A review 
of recent action. (HD) 

10.00 UFC: Dos Santos v 
Miocic Action from Junior Dos 
Santos v Stipe Miocic. (HD) 

12.00m't UFC: The Ultimate 
Fighter (HD) 3.00am Global 
Goals (HD) 3.30 Rugby 
Tonight (HD) 5.00 Road to 
Rio (HD) 5.30-6.00am 
World Wide Sports (HD) 


6.00am College Football (HD) 
9.00 College Football Special 

- 2014 Heisman Trophy 
Presentation (HD) 10.00 
College Football (HD) 

I. 00pm College Basketball 
Tennessee Volunteers v 
Butler Bulldogs. (HD) 

2.45 College Basketball 
Syracuse Orange v Louisiana 
Tech Bulldogs. (HD) 

4.30 College Football Special 

- 2014 Heisman Trophy 
Presentation Highlights of the 
ceremony in New York. (HD) 

5.30 College Football Action 
from Army Black Knights v 
Navy Midshipmen. (HD) 

8.30 College Football 
Special - Bowl Mania 
Experts discuss the Bowl 
Championship Series. (HD) 

II. 00 NBA Inside Stuff (HD) 

11.30 College Football Live 
Expert analysts discuss 
recent developments. (HD) 

12.00m't LIVE College 
Basketball: Duke Blue Devils 
v Elon Phoenix: The NCAA 
match at the Cameron Indoor 
Stadium in Durham, North 
Carolina.. Tip-off is at 12.00. 
(HD) 2.00am NCAA Women's 
Soccer Championship (HD) 
4.00-6.00am NCAA Men's 
Soccer Championship (HD) 


6.00am Race of Champions 
- Barbados: Action from the 
Nations Cup. 8.35 Best of 
Crash: Footage of spectacular 
crashes. 9.00 NASCAR: 

Part one of a review of the 
2014 Nationwide Series. 

12.10pm NASCAR Part two 
of a review of the 2014 
Nationwide Series. 

3.15 V8 Supercars 
The Sydney NRMA 500: 
Highlights of the final round 
of the season, held at the 
Homebush Street Circuit. 

6.25 GT Asia Series 
Highlights of round 13 
from Guia, Macau. 

6.55 Australian National Drag 
Racing Action from Sydney. 

8.00 Race of Champions - 
Barbados A look back at the 
Race of Champions event, 
featuring the likes of Romain 
Grosjean, Ryan Hunter-Reay, 
Petter Sol berg, Susie Wolff, 
Kurt Busch and Mick Doohan. 

11.05 Race of Champions - 
Barbados A look back 
at the Nations Cup. 

2.15am Australian National 
Drag Racing: As shown at 
6.55pm. 3.15-6.00am Race 
of Champions - Barbados: 

As shown at 8.00pm. 



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offers his thoughts on the 
Hungarian Grand Prix. (HD) 
8.45 GP2 Racing: The Abu 
Dhabi Grand Prix sprint race. 
(HD) 10.00 Formula 1:The 
Australian Grand Prix. (HD) 
2.45pm Formula 1: The 
Malaysian Grand Prix. (HD) 
7.35 Formula 1: The Bahrain 
Grand Prix. (HD) 12.20am 
FI Classic Races: The 2011 
Singapore Grand Prix. (HD) 
3.05 Porsche Super Cup 
(HD) 3.20 Legends of FI 
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12.00noon Cross-Country 
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Davos, Switzerland. (HD) 

12.30pm Biathlon The World 
Cup meeting in Austria. (HD) 

1.30 Ski Jumping World Cup 
action from Russia. (HD) 

3.00 WATTS Highlights. 

3.15 Snooker As 10.15pm. (HD) 

5.15 NFL Round-Up The 
latest NFL highlights. (HD) 

6.15 Figure Skating Action 
from the Grand Prix of 
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Courchevel in France. (HD) 

9.15 Alpine Skiing Action from 
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10.15 Snooker The final of the 
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Lisbon, Portugal. (HD) 

12.15am NFL Round-Up (HD) 
1.15 LIVE NFL: Monday Night 
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Rachel Riley follows children with 
amazing factual recall competing in the 
UK Schools Memory Championships 



The Great British Bake 
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BBC2HD,8pm 

Paul Hollywood and Mary Berry make 
European recipes, including Genoa cake 


Black Mirror: 

White Christmas 

Channel 4 HD, 9pm/Channel 4+1, 10pm 

Rate Spall and Jon Hamm play two 
snowbound men in a cautionary tale 


The Choir: 

New Military Wives 

BBC2 HD, 9pm 

Gareth Malone auditions global Military 
Wives Choirs to perform at the Proms 


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10.00 News; Local News 

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8.00 The Great British Bake Off Christmas... 

9.00 The Choir: New Military Wives 

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103 ITV 

7.00 Emmerdale ] 7.30 Film: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 

10.00 News; Local News 


104 CHANNEL 4 


7.00 News 


7.00 World's Ultimate Strongest Team 


106 SKY1 


115 BBC3 


118 ITV2 


116 BBC4 


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7.00 The Simpsons 


7.00 Don't Tell the Bride: Christmas Revenge 8.00 Barely Legal Drivers 


8.00 The Supervet: Christmas in the Clinic 


8.00 Gibraltar: Britain in the Sun 


8.00 The Flash 


1 7.00 You’ve Been Framed at... 1 7.45 Take Me Out Celebrity Christmas Special 


7.00 News 
7.00 Hollyoaks 


7.30 Great British... 
7.30 Melissa &Joey 


7.00 Million Dollar Listing: Miami 
7.00 Without a Trace 
7.00 The Two Ronnies Sketchbook 
7.00 American Pickers 
◄ 6.55 Wycliffe 


8.00 Cosmonauts: How Russia Won the Space... 
8.00 The Big Bang Theory 


8.00 Criminal Minds 
8.00 Networks of Power with Sir Christopher... 


9.00 Black Mirror: White Christmas 


10.30 Gogglebox 


9.00 Kids’ Hospital at Christmas 


9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 


9.00 Don’t Tell the Bride - Christmas on Ice 


9.00 The Office Xmas Party 
9.00 The Secrets of Quantum Physics 
9.00 Rude Tube 


9.00 Elementary 
9.00 Falcon 


8.00 The Vicar of Dibley 
8.00 Ql XL 

8.00 Midsomer Murders 


8.50 Only Fools and Horses 


10.00 Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole 


10.00 Britcam: Emergency on Our Streets 


10.00 Bad Education 10.30 EastEnders 


10.00 Film: The 40 Year Old Virgin 
10.00 The Truth About Meteors 
10.00 Bad Robots 1 10.35 The Big... 


10.00 Criminal Minds 
10.00 The Knick 
10.00 Not Going Out 
10.00 Mock the Week 
10.00 The Jury 


120 ITV4 

7.00 Pawn Stars 

8.00 The Chase: Celebrity Special 

9.00 Film: 300 

112 COMEDY CENTRAL 

7.00 Friends ] 7.30 Two and a Half... 

8.00 Friends 

9.00 Film: The Switch 

138 M0RE4 

7.00 The Librarians 

8.00 Defiance 

1 9.00 The Originals 

1 10.00 Dominion 

◄ 6.50 George Clarke’s Amazing Spaces...[ 7.55 Grand Designs 

1 9.00 Film: Season of the Witch 


523 ANIMAL PLANET 


526 NAT GEO 


529 HISTORY 


j 7.00 Wheeler Dealers 
7.00 Too Cute! 

7.00 Air Crash Investigation 
llOO Pawn Stars: A Very Vegas Christmas 


8.00 Airplane Repo 
8.00 Village Vets 


8.00 Nazi Megastructures 
8.00 Pawn Stars 


9.00 Gold Divers: Under the Ice 
9.00 Venom Hunter 

9.00 Nazi Death Camp: The Great Escape 
9.00 Storage Wars... 1 9.30 Storage Wars... 


10.00 Yukon Men 
10.00 Fatal Attractions 
10.00 Britain’s Underworld 
10.00 Duck Dynasty 


7.00 Coast 


8.00 WW2 Air Crash Detectives 


240 HOME & HEALTH 7.00 Homes Under the Hammer 


311 SKY SCI-FI 


312 SKY SELECT 


317 TCM 


402 SKY SPORTS 1 


7.00 Make My Home Bigger 


9.00 Unearthing World War I 

9.00 19 Kids and Counting 
9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 


10.00 Perfect Storms: Disasters That... 
10.00 King's Cross ER 


133 GOOD FOOD 


301 SKY PREMIERE 


310 SKY SHOWCASE 


304 SKY GREATS 


305 SKY DISNEY 


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7.00 Nigellissima - An Italian Inspired... 

8.00 Jamie's Best Ever Christmas 

9.00 Stuffed - The Great British Christmas... 

10.00 Delia Smith’s Christmas 

7.00 Escape to the Country 

8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 

9.00 Traffic Cops 

10.00 One Born Every Minute 

◄ 6.00 A New York Winter’s Tale 

8.00 The Book Thief 


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◄ 6.15 Philomena 

8.00 Kick-Ass 2 

9.45 Fire With Fire 

[◄6.45 National Treasure: Book of Secrets 

1 9.00 Con Air 

◄ 5.30 Mary Poppins 

8.00 101 Dalmatians j 9.50 Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black... 

◄ 6.20 Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 

8.00 Eragon 

9.45 Jack the Giant Slayer 

[i 6.45 Executive Decision 1 9.00 White House Down 

| ◄ 6.15 Elf 

8.00 The Hangover Part III 

9.45 Bad Santa 

7.05 The Fast and the Furious 

9.00 Cold Comes the Night 

10.35 A Man Apart 

◄ 6.55 New Year's Eve 

9.00 Jingle All the Way 

10.35 Look... 

[7.15 1, Frankenstein 

9.00 Thor: The Dark World 

◄ 6.55 Marie Antoinette 

9.00 Jarhead 

◄ 6.55 The First Wives Club 

9.00 Magic Mike 

◄ 6.25 The Train 

1 9.00 Last Man Standing 


7.00 Barclays Premier...] 7.30 Capital One Cup Football - Live: Derby County v Chelsea: From 

the iPro Stadium (Kick-off 7.45) 

10.00 Darts Gold 

7.00 Ashes Modern Classics 

8.00 One-Day International Cricket 

9.00 Test Cricket 

10.00 One-Day International Cricket 

7.00 FEI Nations Cup Showjumping 

9.00 Spruce Meadows Journal 

10.00 Sporting Heroes: Frank Bruno 

◄ 6.30 Golfing World 

[7.30 Sportswomen | 

8.00 Franklin Templeton Shootout Golf 

10.00 Golfing World 

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6.00am Breakfast (S)(HD) 9.15 Operation 
Meet the Street (S)(HD) 10.00 Homes 
Under the Hammer (S)(HD) 11.00 
Saints and Scroungers (S)(HD) 11.30 
Oxford Street Revealed (S)(HD)(AD) 
12.15pm Bargain Hunt (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

1.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 1.30 Local 
News (S) 1.45 Doctors Al and Niamh 
hold a Christmas party. (S)(HD)(AD) 

2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 
Bedlam: 7/10. A psychiatric nurse is 
murdered. (Series 1 ) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

3.10 Escape to the Country A search for 
a property in Devon. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

3.40 Christmas Kitchen with James 
Martin 7/10. The host is joined in the 
kitchen by chef Jon Rotheram. (S)(HD) 

4.30 Flog It! From Dorset. (S)(HD) 

5.15 Pointless Quiz show. (S)(R)(HD) 

6.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 

6.30 Local News (S) 


6.00am Previews (S) 6.05 Homes 
Under the Hammer (S)(R) 7.05 Saints 
and Scroungers (S)(R)(HD) 7.35 
Oxford Street Revealed (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
8.20-10.35 Sign Zone: Glorious 
Gardens from Above (S)(R)(HD) 9.05 
Antiques Roadshow (S)(R) 10.05 
Close Calls: On Camera (S)(R) 

10.35 HARDtalk (S)(HD) 11.00 BBC 
News (S)(HD) 11.30 BBC World News 
(S)(HD) 12.00noon Daily Politics (S) 
(HD) 1.00pm Coast (S)(R)(HD) 1.25 
Ready Steady Cook Xmas (S)(R)(HD) 

2.10 The Great British Bake Off (S)(R) 
(HD) 3.10 A Place to Call Home (S)(HD) 
3.55 The World's Most Photographed 
(S)(R) 4.25 Andrew Marr's History of 
Modern Britain (S)(R)(AD) 5.25 Vintage 
Antiques Roadshow (S)(R)(HD) 6.00 
Eggheads (S)(R)(HD) 6.30 Strictly 
Come Dancing - It Takes Two (S)(HD) 


6.00am Good Morning Britain (S)(HD) 

8.30 Lorraine With former Coronation 
Street actor Marc Bay I is. (S) 

9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S) 

10.30 This Morning (S) 

12.30pm Let's Do Christmas with Gino 
& Mel 7/10. Guests Aled Jones and Tom 
Chambers join the hosts. (S)(HD) 

1.30 ITV News (S) 

1.55 Local News (S) 

2.00 Peter Andre's 60 Minute Makeover 

Designer Martyn Lawrence Bullard and 
the team add some Hollywood glamour 
to Rosie and George's home. (S)(HD) 

3.00 Secret Dealers The antiques 
experts battle to buy a pair of Victorian 
silver candlesticks from 1887. (S)(HD) 

4.00 Tipping Point Quiz. (S)(R)(HD) 

5.00 The Chase Quiz show. (S)(HD) 

6.00 Local News (S) 

6.30 ITV News (S) 


6.20am The King of Queens (S)(R) 6.45 
The King of Queens (S)(R) 7.10 3rd 
Rock from the Sun (S)(R) 8.00-9.30 
Everybody Loves Raymond (S)(R) 
9.30-11.00 Frasier (S)(R) 11.00 Jamie 
at Home Christmas Special (S)(R) 

12.00noon News (S) 

12.05pm Jimmy's Grow Your Own 
Christmas Dinner (S)(R)(HD) 

1.05 Come Dine with Me: Comedians 
Christmas Special (S)(R)(HD) 

2.10 NEW TO C4 A Place in the Sun: 
Home or Away Searching for a house 
in Warwickshire and France. (S)(HD) 

3.10 Countdown (S)(HD) 

4.00 Deal or No Deal (S)(HD)(AD) 

5.00 Come Dine with Me (S)(HD) 

5.30 Coach Trip (S)(HD) 

6.00 The Simpsons (S)(HD)(AD) 

6.30 Hollyoaks Diane decides to leave 
the village with the twins. (S)(HD)(AD) 




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7.00 The One Show 

Matt Baker and Alex Jones 
present the topical show. (S)(HD) 


8 


7.30 EastEnders 

The landlord tells the Moons to be out 
of the flat by lunchtime. (S)(HD)(AD) 
■ Repeated later on BBC3 

8.00 Holby City 

Star of Wonder: Zosia gets 
emotionally involved with a 
terminally ill patient, with devastating 
effects on her mental health. 
Meanwhile, Mo finally admits she is 
in love with Jessie- only to have her 
feelings quashed. (S)(HD)(AD) 


9 


9.00 The Missing 
SERIES FINALE Till Death: 8/8. The 
action moves between the past and 
the present as the investigation into 
Oliver's disappearance finally comes 
to an end and Tony and Emily face 
uncertain futures. (S)(HD)(AD) 


10 


10.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 

10.25 Local News(S) 

Followed by Lottery Update (S) 

10.35 The Apprentice: 

The Final Five 

11/14. Ahead of tomorrow's interview 
stage, the remaining entrepreneurs 
are profiled by family and friends, 
as well as Alan Sugar's aides Nick 
Hewer and Karren Brady. (S)(HD) 


11.35 FILM Wreckers Psychological 
drama starring Claire Foy, Benedict 
Cumberbatch and Shaun Evans. 

(S)(HD) (2010, 15, 85min) ★★★★ 
1.00am Weather for the Week Ahead (S) 
1.05-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD) 


7.00 Alex Polizzi's 
Perfect Christmas 

The hotelier presents a guide to 
entertaining over the festive period, 
seeking advice from experts on how 
to transform a home into the perfect 
seasonal environment. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 


8.00 NEW The Great British 
Bake Off Christmas Masterclass 

Mary Berry and Paul Hollywood 
demonstrate recipes to bake for the 
family this Christmas, including 
St Lucia buns, a fruit-filled Genoa 
cake and a white chocolate and 
stem ginger cheesecake. (S)(HD) 

9.00 NEW SERIES The Choir: 
New Military Wives 

1/2. Gareth Malone sets out to 
form a new choir to perform at a 
World War One centenary Prom 
at London's Royal Albert Hall 
alongside the cast of the National 
Theatre's War Horse. (S)(HD)(AD) 

10.00 Brian Pern: A Life In Rock 

2/3. Brian performs his unreleased 
debut album live from the summit 
of Mount Kilimanjaro. (S)(HD)(AD) 

10.30 Newsnight (S)(HD) 


11.20 Posh People: Inside Tatler 1/3. 
Behind the scenes at the fashion and 
lifestyle magazine. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
12.20-1. 50am Sign Zone: Film 2014 6/7. 
A review of The Hobbit: The Battle of the 
Five Armies. (S)(R) 12.50 The Mekong 
River with Sue Perkins (S)(R)(AD) 

1.50 Previews (S) 

4.00-6.00am BBC Learning Zone 
Educational programmes. (S) 


7.00 Emmerdale 

Chrissie recognises Ross's voice 
from the robbery. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2 

7.30 FILM Harry Potter and 
the Order of the Phoenix 

Fantasy adventure starring Daniel 
Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma 
Watson. Harry Potter clashes with 
a tyrannical new teacher and 
begins secretly teaching a small 
band of students how to defend 
themselves against the Dark Arts. 
With Imelda Staunton, Gary Oldman 
and Robbie Coltrane. (S)(HD)(AD) 
(2007, 12, 150min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANGUAGE ••• 


10.00 ITV News (S) 


10.30 Local News (S) 

10.40 FILM Waterworld 

Sci-fi action adventure starring Kevin 
Costner, Dennis Hopper and Jeanne 
Tripplehorn. In a future world entirely 
covered by water, a solitary hero 
leads a quest for dry land. (S)(HD) 
(AD) (1995, 12, 145min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANGUAGE ••• 


1.05am Jackpot247 

3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA The 

host takes his show stateside. (S)(SL)(R) 

3.45 ITV Nightscreen (HD) 
5.05-6.00am The Jeremy Kyle Show 

Guests air their differences. (S)(R)(HD) 


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7.00 News (S) 


8.00 NEW The Supervet: 
Christmas in the Clinic 

Noel Fitzpatrick treats a Labrador in 
need of a hip replacement on both 
sides, and a catch-up with some of 
the pets and owners that have 
featured in the series. (S)(HD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on 4seven 

9.00 NEW Black Mirror: 

White Christmas 

Feature-length special of Charlie 
Brooker's drama starring Jon Hamm. 
In a mysterious snowy outpost, two 
men swap creepy tales of their earlier 
lives. With Oona Chaplin and Rafe 
Spall. See feature , page 7 (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on 4seven 


10.30 Gogglebox 

11/12. Capturing the households' 
instant reactions to what they are 
watching on TV. (S)(R)(HD) 


11.30 Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares USA 
Gordon Ramsay heads to an Italian 
restaurant in Beaver, Pennsylvania. (S)(R) 

12.25am Poker (S)(HD) 1.25 KOTV 
Boxing Weekly (S) 1.50 Trans World 
Sport (S)(R)(HD) 2.50 Survival of the 
Fittest (S)(R)(HD) 3.20 A Place in the 
Sun: Home or Away (S)(R)(HD) 4.15 
Phil Spencer: Secret Agent (S)(SL)(R) 
(HD)(AD) 5.10 Face the Clock (S)(R)(HD) 
5.35-6.20am Countdown (S)(R)(HD) 


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6.00-9.15am Milkshake! 

9.15am The Wright Stuff (HD) 

11.40 FILM Battle of the Bulbs 

Festive comedy starring Daniel Stern. 
(S)(HD) (2010, U, 105min) ★★ 
1.25pm News (S)(HD) 

1.30 Home and Away (S)(HD)(AD) 

2.00 FILM A Bride for Christmas 
Romantic drama with Arielle Kebbel. 
(S)(HD) (2012, PG, 105min) ★★ 

3.45 FILM Lucky Christmas Festive 
romance starring Elizabeth Berkley. 

A builder woos a lottery winner to get 
his hands on her money. With Jason 
Gray-Stanford and Alicia Johnston. 
(S)(HD) (2011, PG, 105min) ★★ 

5.30 News (S)(HD) 

6.00 Home and Away Maddy’s secret 
is out when Andy finds the discrepancy 
in the gym accounts. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

6.30 News (S)(HD) 



7.00 NEW World's Ultimate 
Strongest Team 

Action from the Britannia Stadium, 
Stoke, where events include the 
two-man deadlift, Conan's Wheel 
and the Atlas Stones. (S)(HD) 


8.00 Gibraltar: 

Britain in the Sun 

7/8. PC Eileen Yule attempts to 
overcome her fear of confined 
spaces, while Eric Shaw and 
his team deal with invading 
macaques. (S)(HD) 

■ Concludes tomorrow 

9.00 Kids' Hospital at Christmas 

2/3. A 13-day-old baby undergoes 
surgery to remove a tumour from 
the base of his spine, while a 
seven-year-old with a rare and 
incurable disorder joins in the 
festivities on her ward. (S)(HD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow 

10.00 Benefits Britain: 

Life on the Dole 

3/4. Immigrants claiming welfare 
in the UK to support children back 
in their own countries, including 
a man who uses his benefits to 
renovate his family home back 
in rural Romania. (S)(R)(HD) 

11.00 NCIS: Christmas is Murder 

Silent Night: 11/25. (Series 6) (S)(R) 

11.55 NCIS: Christmas is Murder 
Newborn King: 11/24. A Marine is 
protected. (Series 9) (S)(R)(HD) 

12.55am SuperCasino 3.10 Living on 
the Edge: Blood on the Sand (S)(P) 
(HD) 4.00 Nick's Quest (S)(SL)(R) 
4.20 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 

4.45 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 5.10 
House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 5.35- 
6.00am Wildlife SOS (S)(SL)(R) 

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6.00am The Real A&E (S)(R) 7.00 
Sun, Sea and A&E (S)(R) 8.00 
Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 9.00 NCIS: 

Los Angeles (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 
Hawaii Five-0 Double bill. (S)(R)(HD) 
1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 
Red - Part Two: 19/24. (S)(R)(HD) 

2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Purity: 

20/24. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD) 

3.00 Road Wars (S)(R) 

4.00 Sun, Sea and A&E (S)(R) 

5.00 The Simpsons (S)(R) 

5.30 Futurama The Wild Green Yonder 

- Part One: Fry acquires the ability 
to hear people's thoughts. (S)(R)(HD) 

6.00 Futurama The Wild Green Yonder 

- Part Two: Leela protests against the 
Wongs’ new business. (S)(R)(HD) 

6.30 The Simpsons / Love Lisa: Lisa 
hurts Ralph’s feelings by blurting out 
that she cannot stand him. (S)(R) 





8.00 The Flash 


7.00 The Simpsons 

Bart Sells His Soul: Bart sells his 
soul to Milhouse, but soon fears he 
has made an unwise move. (S)(R) 
7.30 Duffless: Lisa schemes to 
get her own back on Bart for 
destroying her prize tomato. (S)(R) 

8.00 The Flash 

NEW EPISODE Flash v Arrow: 
8/22. Part one of two. Crossover 
episode between The Flash and 
Arrow. Barry asks Arrow to help 
him capture a villain. (S)(HD) 

■ The Arrow crossover episode can 
be seen on Thursday at 8.00pm 

9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 

Traitor: 9/24. Paranoia sweeps 
through the department when 
Granger is poisoned by the mole, 
prompting Hetty to order a 
lockdown while the whole team 
is investigated in a bid to unmask 
the traitor. (Series 6) (S)(R)(HD) 

10.00 Britcam: 

Emergency on Our Streets 

Sniffer dogs search for counterfeit 
money and cigarettes in Dudley, 
while police deal with a 
disturbance that has got out of 
hand in Northamptonshire. (S)(R) 

11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Kill House: 
14/24. Multiple operatives are killed 
in an ambush. (S)(R)(HD) 12.00m't 
NCIS: Los Angeles History: 15/24. A 
radical terrorist group seems to have 
re-emerged. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD) 

1.00am Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 

2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 

3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (S)(R)(HD) 

4.00 Airline USA (S)(R)(HD) 4.30 
Airline USA (S)(R)(HD) 5.00- 
6.00am Stargate Atlantis (S)(R)(HD) 


+1 houl 19} 


16 December I 


BBC3 


Hiesday 


LOCAL 

VARIATIONS 


SCOTLAND 

Sky 951 , Virgin 862, Freesat 960 

8.00-9.00pm River City 
10.35 Holby City 11.35 
The Apprentice: The Final 
Five 12.35am FILM 

Wreckers (2010, 

15, 80min) ★★★★ 

2.00 Weather for the 
Week Ahead 2.05- 
6.00am BBC News 

N. IRELAND 

Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957 

No variations 

WALES 

Sky 952, Virgin 864, Freesat 964 

No variations 


SCOTLAND 

Sky 970, Freesat 970 

10.30pm Scotland 2014 
11.00 Newsnight 11.45 
Weather 11.50 Posh 
People: Inside Tatler 
12.50am Sign Zone: Film 
2014 1.20 The Mekong 
River with Sue Perkins 
2.20-4.00am Previews 

N. IRELAND 

Sky 972, Freesat 969 

10.00- 10.30 Story of a 
Lifetime 11.20 Brian Pern: 
A Life In Rock 11.50 Posh 
People: Inside Tatler 
12.50am Sign Zone: Film 
2014 1.20 The Mekong 
River with Sue Perkins 
2.20-4.00am Previews 

WALES 

Sky 971, Freesat 971 

11.20pm Made in Wales: 
The Homing Bird 11.30 
Posh People: Inside Tatler 
12.30am Sign Zone: Film 
2014 1.00 The Mekong 
River with Sue Perkins 

2.00- 4.00am Previews 


No variations 


Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120 

7.00am Cyw 1.00pm 

Newyddion S4C a'r Tywydd 

I. 05 Heno 2.00 Prynhawn 
Da 2.55 Newyddion S4C 
a'r Tywydd 3.00 Cyw 4.00 
Awr Fawr 5.00 Stwnsh 

6.30 Newyddion S4C a’r 
Tywydd 6.35 Pobol y Cwm 

7.00 Heno 7.30 Rownd a 
Rownd 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 
8.25 Lie Aeth Pawb? 9.00 
Newyddion 9 a’r Tywydd 

9.30 Y Byd ar Bedwar 

10.00 Cara Fi 11.00- 

II. 35pm Straeon Tafarn 


BBC4 


! 


I VIR 106 
1 HD163 


F’VIEW 7 

HD105 

FSAT147 

HD 106 



VIR107 

HD164 


F’VIEW 9 

HD 106 

F5AT148 



7.00pm Don't Tell the 
Bride: Christmas Revenge 

Women featured in the show 
are given a chance to seek 
revenge on their husbands. 

8.00 Barely Legal Drivers 

Following 20-year-old Zahra 
from Leicester and 18-year- 
old Renaldo from south 
London. (HD) 

9.00 Don't Tell the Bride 
- Christmas on Ice 

Groom-to-be Nick from is 
given £12,000 to plan every 
detail of his nuptials and give 
fiancee Rosie a winter- 
wonderland wedding. 

10.00 Bad Education 4/6 

Alfie's driving lesson ends in 
disaster when he accidentally 
runs over the school caretaker. 
(Series 3) (HD)(AD) 

10.30 EastEnders 

As shown on BBC1. (HD)(AD) 

11.00 Family Guy (HD) 11.45 
American Dad! NEW EPISODE 
(HD) 12.10am Russell Brand: 
End the Drugs War (HD)(AD) 
1.10 How Safe Are My Drugs? 
(HD) 2.10 Some Girls (HD) 

2.40 Flat TV (HD) 3.00- 
4.00am Russell Brand: End 
the Drugs War (SL)(AD) 


7.00pm World News Today 

The day's leading stories. (HD) 

7.30 Great British Railway 
Journeys Exploring parallel 
‘roads' etched in the side 
of Glen Roy. (HD)(AD) 

8.00 Cosmonauts: How 
Russia Won the Space 
Race Examining the Soviet 
Union's pioneering role in 
space exploration. (HD) 

9.00 The Secrets of 
Quantum Physics SERIES 

FINALE 2/2. Professor Jim 
Al-Khalili continues his 
exploration of quantum 
physics, asking whether the 
subject can be used to solve 
mysteries in biology. (HD)(AD) 

10.00 The Truth About 
Meteors Professor lain 
Stewart presents a guide to 
meteorites and asteroids. (HD) 

11.00 Timeshift: When Wrestling 
was Golden - Grapples, 

Grunts and Grannies: British 
wrestling during its heyday. 

(AD) 12.00m't Sounds of the 
Eighties 12.25am Spike Milligan: 
Love, Light and Peace (HD) 

1.55 Spike Milligan: Assorted Q 
2.55-3.55am The Secrets of 
Quantum Physics (SL)(AD) 


I 

TV2 

SKY 118 

1201 

virus 

HD 176 



6.00am Life’s Funniest Moments 
6.25 You've Been Framed! 

6.45 Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 7.15 
Coronation Street (HDXAD) 8.15 
The Cube (HD) 9.15 Royal Pains 
(HD) 10.15 The Chase (HD) 

11.15 All Star Family Fortunes 
(HD) 12.15pm Emmerdale 
(HD)(AD) 12.45 Coronation 
Street (HD)(AD) 1.50 Royal 
Pains (HD) 2.45-6.00 The 
Jeremy Kyle Show 6.00 
You've Been Framed! Animals 

7.00 You've Been Framed 
at Christmas! Harry Hill 
serves up a crop of festive 
bloopers recorded by viewers. 

7.45 Take Me Out Celebrity 
Christmas Special Keith 
Lemon, Joe Swash and Matt 
Johnson try to impress a 
line-up of 30 single women. 

9.00 The Office Xmas 
Party NEW EDITION 

2/3. Two rival wedding venues 
in Somerset share their 
annual staff Christmas party 
for the first time. (HD) 

10.00 FILM The 40 Year 
Old Virgin Comedy starring 
Steve Carell and Catherine 
Keener The workers in an 
electrical shop set out to 
coach their inexperienced 
40-year-old colleague in the 
art of seduction. (HD)(AD) 
(2005, 15, 116min) ★★★★ 

12.25am Two and a Half Men 
(HD) 2.10-2.20am Kylie 
Minogue: The Hot Desk (HD) 


+1 hou 


^ 1 


SKY 136 F’VIEW F’SAT 

HD13S/202 rnIta 28 122 


6.00am Hollyoaks (HD)(AD) 

6.30 Paternity Court (HD) 6.50 
Happy Endings (HD)(AD) 7.15 
One Tree Hill (HD) 8.00 
Suburgatory (HD)(AD) 8.30 
Happy Endings (HD)(AD) 9.00 
Charmed 10.00 Rules of 
Engagement (HD) 11.00 How I 
Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 
12.00noon Hollyoaks (HD)(AD) 

12.30pm Paternity Court NEW 
EDITION (HD) 1.00 How I Met 
Your Mother (HDXAD) 2.00 
The Big Bang Theory (HD)( AD) 
3.00 My Fair Wedding NEW 
EDITION (HD) 4.00 Melissa & 
Joey (HD) 4.30 Suburgatory 
(HDXAD) 5.00 How I Met Your 
Mother (HDXAD) 6.00 The Big 
Bang Theory (HDXAD) 7.00 
Hollyoaks (HD) 7.30 Melissa 
&Joey NEW EPISODE (HD) 

8.00 The Big Bang Theory 

Double bill. (HDXAD) 

9.00 Rude Tube NEW 
EDITION 6/8. One of the 
weirdest public information 
films ever made. (HD) 

10.00 Bad Robots SERIES 
FINALE 6/6. A robot takes 
over a restaurant. (HD) 

10.35 The Big Bang Theory: 
Double bill. (HDXAD) 11.35 
Tattoos After Dark (HD) 
12.35am The Inbetweeners 
(AD) 1.40 Rules of Engagement 
(HD) 2.30 2 Broke Girls (HD) 
(AD) 2.55 The Cleveland Show 
(SLXHD) 3.15 The Ricky Gervais 
Show (HD) 3.45 One Tree Hill 
(HD) 4.25-6.00am Charmed 


i mnvi 531 


★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 


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Tuesday 


TUESDAY 


Entertainment 


PM 


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PM 


PM 


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SKY LIVING 


SKY 107 
HD 107/230 


VIRGIN 111 
HD 112 


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6.00am UK Border Force (HD) 

7.00 Nothing to Declare 

8.00 Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line 9.00 
RSPCA Animal Rescue 

10.00 CSI (HD) 11.00am- 
3.00pm Criminal Minds: 
Back-to-back episodes. (HD) 
3.00pm CSI: Double bill. (HD) 

5.00 Nothing to Declare: 
Double bill. 6.00 RSPCA 
Animal Rescue: Double bill of 
the series following the work 
of RSPCA workers in Australia. 


9.00 Elementary 


7.00 Million Dollar Listing: 
Miami NEW EDITION 

6/8. Chris, Chad and 
Sam find themselves 
competing for a 
substantial listing. (HD) 

8.00 Criminal Minds 
The Replicator: 24/24. 

The Replicator lures the 
agents to New York City. 
Guest starring Mark 
Hamill. (Series 8) (HD) 

9.00 Elementary NEW 
EPISODE Terra Pericolosa: 
6/24. A thief commits 
murder to steal a rare 
map. (Series 3) (HD) 

10.00 Criminal Minds 

Middle Man: 7/24. Several 
women are found dead in 
Indiana. (Series 6) (HD) 

11.00 Criminal Minds (HD) 
12.00m't CSI (HD) 1.00am 
Bones (HD) 1.50 Grey's 
Anatomy (HD) 2.40 Nikita 
(HD) 4.20 Nothing to Declare 
5.10-6.00am Airline USA 


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VIRG 

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6.00am Sing Date 7.00 
Dating in the Dark 8.00 
Airline 9.00 My Kitchen 
Rules: Australia 10.00 
Nothing to Declare 11.00 
Dating in the Dark 

12.00noon Four Weddings 
US 2.00pm Sun, Sea 
and A&E 3.00 Nothing 
to Declare 4.00 Chopper 
Squad 4.30 Animal 
House 5.00 RSPCA 
Animal Rescue 6.00 
Million Dollar Listing: NYC 

7.00 Four Weddings 

8.00 Nothing to Declare 

9.00 Chicago Fire It Ain’t 
Easy: 9/24. (Series 1 ) 

10.00 Night Cops 

11.00 Ghost Whisperer 
12.00m't Sexcetera 
1.00am The Steve Wilkos 
Show 1.50 Maury 2.40 
Dog Patrol 3.30 Ghost 
Hunters International 
4.20-6.00am Nothing 
to Declare: Four editions. 


SKY ATLANTIC 


SKY 108 

HD 108/228 


] 


6.00am Stargate Atlantis (HD) 

7.00 Blue Bloods (HD) 8.00 
Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 

9.00 Without a Trace (HD) 

10.00 Blue Bloods (HD) 11.00 
House (HD) 1.00pm Stargate 
Atlantis (HD) 2.00 Without a 
Trace (HD) 3.00 Star Trek: 
Enterprise (Series 2) (HD) 

4.00 House: Double bill. (HD) 

6.00 Blue Bloods: Little Fish: 
11/22. An unsolved case 
from Frank's past returns to 
haunt him. (Series 1) (HD) 



7.00 Without a Trace 

Exposure: 11/24. The 
squad examines the 
case of an investigative 
journalist who has gone 
missing. (Series 2) (HD) 

8.00 Networks of Power 
with Sir Christopher 
Meyer The former 
diplomat explores Los 
Angeles' vast social and 
economic divides. (HD) 

9.00 Falcon The Silent and 
the Damned - Part Two: 
4/4. Falcon's enemies 
resort to extreme 
measures to prevent the 
truth coming out. (HD) 

10.00 The Knick The 

Golden Lotus: 9/10. (HD) 

11.00 Game of Thrones (HD) 
12.15am Networks of Power 
with Sir Christopher Meyer 
(HD) 1.10 The Sopranos (HD) 
2.15 This Is Jinsy (HD) 3.15 
Falcon (HD) 4.10 Anthony 
Bourdain: No Reservations 
(HD) 5.05-6.00am Star Trek: 
Enterprise (Series 2) (HD) 



GOLD 

SKY 

110 

VIRGIN 

126 

| 


7.00am 2point4 Children 
7.45 Sorry! 8.30 Bewitched 

9.30 Happy Days 10.00 
Last of the Summer Wine 

10.40 'Alio 'Alio! 11.20 My 
Family Christmas Special 
12.40pm The Two Ronnies 
Sketchbook 1.40 Sorry! 2.20 
Bewitched 3.20 Happy Days 
3.50 Last of the Summer Wine 

4.30 'Alio 'Alio! 5.10 Yes, 
Prime Minister 5.50 Only 
Fools and Horses: Del 
becomes a showbiz manager. 



7.00 The Two Ronnies 
Sketchbook More classic 
sketches from Messrs 
Corbett and Barker, plus 
Renee Olstead performs 
Midnight at the Oasis. 

8.00 The Vicar of Dibley 
Alice suggests an 
unconventional nativity 
play starring herself and 
Hugo as Mary and Joseph. 

8.50 Only Fools and 
Horses Del is invited to 
a school reunion at the 
Nag's Head organised by 
old adversary Roy Slater, 
who has recently been 
released from prison. 

10.00 Not Going Out 

Festive episode of the 
comedy from 2007. 


10.40 Absolutely Fabulous: 
Double bill. 12.00m't Gavin 
& Stacey 12.40am Not Going 
Out 1.15 Absolutely Fabulous 
2.15 Gavin & Stacey 
2.45-4.00am 'Alio 'Alio! 


VIRGIN 

127 


DAVE 


VIRGIN 128 
HD 194 | 


7.10am American Pickers (HD) 

8.00 Top Gear: Double bill. 

10.00 Man v Food (HD) 

11.00 American Pickers (HD) 
12.00noon Top Gear: Double 

bill. 2.00pm Man v Food 
(HD) 3.00 American Pickers 
(HD) 4.00 Top Gear USA 
Special 5.00 Top Gear 

6.00 Man v Food: Highlights 
from the series as Adam 
Richman travels across 
America, taking on notoriously 
difficult food challenges. (HD) 



7.00 American Pickers 

Mike and Frank meet a 
man who claims to be a 
psychic picker, and visit an 
old farm that turns out to 
be a treasure trove. (HD) 

8.00 Ql XL Guests Sandi 
Toksvig, Trevor Noah and 
Jason Manford join Alan 
Davies and Stephen Fry 
for questions on the 
topic of killers. (HD) 

9.00 Jo Brand, Graham 
Linehan and Jimmy Carr 
join regular panellist Alan 
Davies and host Stephen 
Fry for questions on the 
topic of knowledge. (HD) 

10.00 Mock the Week 

Christmas special from 
2012 in which host 
Dara 0 Briain presents 
out-takes and highlights. 


11.20 Would I Lie to You? 
12.00m't Ql XL (HD) 
2.00am Mock the Week 

3.05-4.00am Suits (HD) 


SKY2 


6.00am Emergency Abroad 

7.00 Airline 8.00 RSPCA 
Animal Rescue 9.00 

A Different Breed 10.00 
Greatest Little Britons: 
Show Ponies 11.00 The 
Real A&E 12.00noon 
Airline 1.00pm Inside 
Gatwick 2.00 Obese: A 
Year to Save My Life USA 

3.00 A Different Breed 

4.00 Nothing to Declare 

4.30 Dog the Bounty 
Hunter 5.00 Dog Squad 

5.30 Emergency Animal 
Rescue 6.00 Stargate 
SG-1 8.00 A League of 
Their Own 9.00 Modern 
Family 9.30 Trol lied 

10.00 Forever 11.00 
Hawaii Five-0 12.00m't 
Spartacus: Vengeance 
1.15am Road Wars 
2.05 Inside: America's 
ToughestJail 2.55 
Amsterdam Nights 3.25 
Big Trouble in Thailand 
4.20 Road Wars 5.10- 
6.00am Are You Smarter 
Than a 10 Year Old? 


PICK 


6.00am Sunrise 7.00 
60 Minute Makeover 

8.00 Sixth Sense with 
Colin Fry 9.00 Stargate 
SG-1 11.00 Monkey Life 

12.00noon The Jerry 
Springer Show 1.40pm 
Dog Patrol 2.40 Monkey 
Life 3.40 Wildlife 
Emergency 6.00 
Monkey Life: Double bill. 

7.00 Stargate Atlantis 
Double bill. (Series 5) 

9.00 A Haunting A spirit 
terrorises a new couple. 

10.00 Living with the 
Dead The team explores 
an old manor house - 
with unexpected results. 

11.00 Revolution (Series 1 ) 
12.00m't Road Wars 
1.00am Most Shocking 

2.00 The Real NCIS 

3.00 Brit Cops: Frontline 
Crime UK 4.00 Most 
Haunted 5.00-6.00am 
RSPCA Animal Rescue 


+1 hour 214 


WATCH 


VIRGIN 

129 


ITV3 


6.00am Faith in the Future 

6.25 Heartbeat 7.25 French 
Fields 7.55 Rising Damp 

8.25 The Darling Buds of May 
(HD) 9.35-10.55 Judge Judy 

10.55 Sherlock Holmes: 

The Eligible Bachelor (HD) 
1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 
Housewife, 49: Drama. (HD) 
4.15 Faith in the Future 4.50 
On the Buses 5.20 Rising 
Damp 5.50 Heartbeat 6.55 
Wycliffe: Lone Voyager: A 
yachtswoman disappears. (HD) 



Wycliffe 

(started at 6.55pm) 


8.00 Midsomer Murders 

The Glitch: A teacher is 
killed in a hit-and-run, 
and Barnaby suspects 
the intended target was 
a Midsomer University 
science fellow. Guest 
stars David Haig 
and Nigel Whitmey. 


10.00 The Jury 2/5 John 
Mallory calls his witnesses 
to the stand, before the 
evidence against Lane is 
examined by Watts. (HD) 


11.05 The Vice 12.10-2.10am 

Sherlock Holmes: The 
Eligible Bachelor (HD) 


SKY 109 

HD 109/245 


VIRG124 
HD 191 


6.15am Highlights 
12.00noon Nick Knowles’ 
Original Features (HD) 
1.00pm Nigel la's 
Christmas Kitchen 1.30 
Jamie's Family Christmas 
(HD) 2.00 Too Fat for 15: 
Fighting Back (HD) 3.00 
Hollywood Treasure (HD) 

4.00 Doctor Who (HD) 

5.00 Million Dollar Intern 
(HD) 6.00 Beverly Hills 
Pawn (HD) 7.00 Nigella's 
Christmas Kitchen 

7.30 Jamie's Family 
Christmas (HD) 8.00 
NEW Memory Slam 
See feature, pa gel 6 (HD) 

9.00 Heston Blumenthal's 
Perfect Christmas 10.00 
Traffic Cops 11.00 Doctor 
Who (Series 5) (HD) 
12.00m't Memory Slam 
(HD) 1.00am Do No 
Harm (HD) 1.50 
Sanctuary (HD) 2.35- 
3.00am Betty White's 
Off Their Rockers (HD) 


M 




VIRG 

125 


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VIRG 

131 

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ALIBI 


SKY 132 

HD 132/247 


VIRG130 
HD 200 



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174 Wtm\ 

ITV 

BE 

H 

VIR 119 
HD 179 | 

F'VIEW 

26 


7.10am Diagnosis Murder 

9.00 New Tricks 10.00 
Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 

11.00 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) 
12.00noon Diagnosis 

Murder 1.00pm Castle. 
(HD) 2.00 Rizzoli & Isles 
(HD) 3.00 Body of Proof 
(HD) 4.00 Murdoch 
Mysteries (HD) 5.00 
Castle (HD) 6.00 Rizzoli 
& Isles (Series 5) (HD) 

7.00 Body of Proof (HD) 

8.00 New Tricks Setting 
Out Your Stall: A market 
trader's death is linked 
to a series of drug rapes. 

9.00 Inspector George 
Gently The Burning Man: 
A badly burnt body 

is discovered near 
an RAF base. (HD) 

11.00 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) 
12.00m't Body of Proof 
(HD) 1.00am Taggart 
3.00-4.00am The 
Closer (Series 2) (HD) 


ITV4 

PS 

VIR 118 
HD178 



6.00am UEFA Champions 
League Greatest Goals 6.10 
Black Gold (HD) 6.50 Minder 

7.55 The Professionals 8.55 
Kojak (HD) 9.55 Magnum, PI 
(HD) 11.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 

11.55 Alias Smith and Jones 
12.55pm Minder 2.00 The 

Professionals 3.00 Pawn 
Stars (HD) 3.55 Magnum, PI 
(HD) 4.55 Kojak (HD) 6.00 
Alias Smith and Jones: The 
Bounty Hunter. The duo are 
captured by a bounty hunter 



9.00 300 


7.00 Pawn Stars Rick and 
the Old Man try to buy a 
1965 Shelby Cobra. (HD) 
7.30 The team considers 
buying a 17th-century 
treasure chest. (HD) 

8.00 The Chase: 

Celebrity Special Jimmy 
Carr, Jack P Shepherd, 
Matt Dawson and Sally 
Bercow take on the 
Chaser for charity. (HD) 

9.00 FILM 300 Adventure 
starring Gerard Butler. In 
480 BC, 300 Spartans 
face overwhelming odds 
when they make a defiant 
stand against the Persian 
enemy at the Battle of 
Thermopylae. With Lena 
Headey. (HD) (2006, 

15, 1 1 6min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••€ VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.20 FILM The Matrix 
Revolutions: Sci-fi action 
thriller (HD) (2003, 15, 
129min) ★★★ 1.45am 
Black Gold (HD) 2.25- 
2.50am Tommy Cooper 


ITV ENCORE 


SKY 123 

HD 123/263 


9.00am The Only Way Is 
Essex 9.50 May the Best 
House Win (HD) 10.55 
60 Minute Makeover 
12.00noon Dinner Date 
(HD) 1.00pm Jerseylicious 

2.00 The Real Housewives 
of New Jersey 3.00-6.00 
The Real Housewives 

of Vancouver (HD) 

6.00 Dinner Date (HD) 

7.00 The Jeremy Kyle 
Show USA Talk show. 

8.00 Flipping Out NEW 
EDITION Following 
Los Angeles property 
speculator Jeff Lewis. (HD) 

9.00 Vanderpump Rules 
Staff reflect on previously 
unseen moments. (HD) 

10.00 The Real 
Housewives of Atlanta 
Kandi meets with 
Mama Joyce. (HD) 

11.00 Dallas Cowboys 
Cheerleaders 11.45pm- 
12.45am Jerseylicious 


VIRG 

120 


6.00am The Encore Hour 
12.00noon Lillie 1.00pm 
A&E 2.05 Encore Preview 

2.30 Peak Practice 

3.35 The Ruth Rendell 
Mysteries 4.45 Noah's 
Ark 5.50 Lillie 6.55 A&E 

8.00 Crime Stories A hit- 
and-run incident leaves a 
cyclist fighting for his life, 
and when officers track 
down the owner of the 
car, he claims he was 
drunk the night before 
so does not recall a thing. 

9.00 Agatha Christie’s 
Marple A Caribbean 
Mystery: Miss Marple 
investigates the death of 
a fellow holiday-maker in 
the Caribbean. Guest 
stars Antony Sher and 
Robert Webb. (HD) 

11.00 A&E 12.00m't The 
Ruth Rendell Mysteries 
1.10am Agatha Christie's 
Marple (HD) 3.05 Robin 
of Sherwood 4.00- 
6.00am The Encore Hour 


66 TV&Satellite Week 


★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 



































COMEDY CENTRAL 


SKY 112 

HD 112/205 


VIRGIN 132 
HD 181 


8.00am The Middle (HD) 9.00 
Rules of Engagement (HD) 
10.00 Two and a Half Men: 
Double bill of the series. (HD) 
11.00am-7.00pm Friends: 
Back-to-back episodes, 
including at: 5.00pm 23/24. 
Carol gives birth. (HD) 5.30 
24/24. Ross's true feelings are 
revealed. (Series 1 ) (HD) 6.00 
1/24. Rachel tries to deal with 
Ross's new relationship. (HD) 
6.30 2/24. The group looks 
after Ben. (Series 2) (HD) 



9.00 The Switch 


7.00 Friends 10/24 
Ross turns to Joey for 
advice. (Series 5) (HD) 

7.30 Two and a Half Men 

11/24. Charlie hosts a 
party. (Series 4) (HD) 

8.00 Friends 3/24 The 
gang’s neighbour Mr 
Heckles dies. (HD) 

8.30 4/24. Phoebe 
reveals she is married. 
(Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 FILM The Switch 

Romantic comedy 
starring Jennifer Aniston 
and Jason Bateman. 

A single woman looking 
for a sperm donor is none 
the wiser when her best 
friend gets her pregnant. 
(2010, 12, 99min) ★★★ 

SEX* VIOLENCE )•• LANG ••• 

11.00 Impractical Jokers (HD) 

11.30 Jackass 12.00m't 
South Park (HD) 1.30am 
Impractical Jokers (HD) 2.00 
Jackass 2.30 Two and a Half 
Men (HD) 3.20 The Office 
US (HD) 4.10-5.00am 
Rules of Engagement (HD) 


+1 hour ft] 


CBS ACTION 


SYFY 

IM1J 

VIRGIN 135 
HD 165 

□ 

Ei Ilia 


6.00am Buffy the Vampire 
Slayer 8.00 Teleshopping 
11.00 Defiance (HD) 
12.00noon Star Trek: Voyager 
1.00pm Star Trek: The Next 
Generation (HD) 2.00 FILM 
F6 Twister: Disaster thriller 
starring Casper Van Dien. 

(HD) (2012, PG, 90min) ★★ 
4.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer: 
Double bill. 6.00 Star Trek: 
Voyager: Manoeuvres: 11/26. 
The Kazon steal a transporter 
control module. (Series 2) 



7.00 The Librarians 

The Sword in the Stone: 
2/10. The Serpent 
Brotherhood is set 
on returning magic to 
the world. (HD) 

8.00 Defiance The 
Opposite of Hallelujah: 
1/13. Nolan’s desperate 
search for Irisa finally 
yields vital information. 
(Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 The Originals NEW 

EPISODE The Map of 
Moments: 9/22. Rebekah 
persuades Elijah and Klaus 
to take part in a family 
tradition. (Series 2) (HD) 

10.00 Dominion: Double bill. 
(HD) 12.00m'tThe Originals 
(HD) 1.00am FILM Ice 
Spiders: Sci-fi monster thriller 
starring Patrick Muldoon. 

(HD) (2007, 15, 90min) ★★ 

2.50 Destination Truth 
4.00-6.00am FILM 
Grimm's Snow White: Fantasy 
adventure starring Eliza 
Bennet and Jane March. 

(HD) (2012, 12, 90min) ★ 
Ejl VIRGIN 

E££] 136 


M0RE4 

SKY 138 

HD138/231 

VIR 147 

I HP203 



16 December 


UNIVERSAL 


Hiesday 


SKY 113 

HD 113/204 


VIRGIN 

137 


8.55am Kirstie and Phil's 
Perfect Christmas (HD) 

10.00 The World's Weirdest 
Weather (HD) 11.05 Hugh's 3 
Good Things: Best Bites (HD) 
11.20 FILM Jungle Book (1942, 
U, 109min) ★★★★ 1.25pm 
Time Team 3.35 Come 
Dine with Me At Christmas 
4.40 A Place in the Sun: Home 
or Away (HD) 5.45 A Place 
in the Sun: Winter Sun (HD) 
6.50 George Clarke’s Amazing 
Spaces at Christmas (HD) 


6.00am Boston Legal (HD) 

7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 
Quincy ME 9.00 Numb3rs 
(HD) 11.00 Sea Patrol (HD) 

12.00noon King (HD) 
1.00pm Law & Order (HD) 

3.00 Numb3rs (HD) 5.00 
Sea Patrol (Series 5) (HD) 

6.00 Law & Order: In God We 
Trust: 23/24. Fontana and 
Falco reinvestigate an 
unsolved murder, but their 
remorseful prime suspect 
confesses. (Series 15) (HD) 



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7.55 Grand Designs 

Kevin McCloud follows 
the progress of an 
architectural designer 
and his wife as they try to 
create their dream home 
on the Isle of Wight. (HD) 

9.00 FILM Season of the 
Witch Supernatural 
action adventure starring 
Nicolas Cage and Ron 
Perlman. A pair of 
14th-century knights go 
on a dangerous quest to 
escort a girl accused of 
witchcraft to trial. (HD) 
(2010,15, 94min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••« LANG ••• 

10.50 More Sex Please, We're 
British (HD) 11.55 Sex on 
Wheels (HD) 1.00am The 
WorstJobs in History 2.05 
Fargo (HD) 3.15-3.50am 
Jamie's Family Christmas (HD) 


7.00 Law & Order 

Locomotion: 24/24. 

A train is derailed after 
crashing into a car parked 
on the tracks, killing 11 
people. (Series 15) (HD) 

8.00-11.00 NCIS 

Blowback: 14/24. The 
agents try to track down 
an arms dealer in 
possession of secret 
launch codes. HD) 

9.00 Twisted Sister: 9/24. 
McGee's sister believes 
she may have murdered 
someone - but is too 
traumatised to remember 
what happened. (HD) 

10.00 Smoked: 10/24. 
Two FBI agents try to 
seize control of a murder 
case. (Series 4) (HD) 

11.00 Law & Order: Special 
Victims Unit (HD) 12.00m't 
NCIS (HD) 1.00am Flashpoint 
(HD) 2.00 Numb3rs (HD) 

4.00 Boston Legal (HD) 
5.00-6.00am Quincy ME 


8.00am Medium (HD) 9.00 
Leverage (HD) 10.00 Burn 
Notice (HD) 11.00 Law & 
Order: Criminal Intent (HD) 
1.00pm NCIS (HD) 3.00 
Leverage (HD) 4.00 Medium: 
Everything Comes to a Head: 
22/22. (Series 3) (HD) 

5.00 Law & Order: Criminal 
Intent: Con-Text: 10/23. A man 
admits to killing his father. 
(HD) 6.00 Baggage: 11/23. 
An airport baggage supervisor 
is found dead. (Series 2) (HD) 




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10.00 American Horror... 119.00 Psychobitches 


7.00 NCIS Out of the Frying 
Pan: 18/24. Gibbs and 
DiNozzo investigate the 
case of a retired Marine 
colonel found murdered 
with an axe. (HD) 

8.00 Tell-AII: 19/24. 

The team investigates 
the murder of a Marine 
who was blamed for the 
disappearance of 500 
rifles. (Series 8) (HD) 

9.00 Freak Show 5/8. 
Amazing Ali shows off her 
engagement ring. (HD) 

9.30 6/8. Todd decides 
to hold a strongman 
competition. (HD) 

10.00 American Horror Story: 
Freak Show NEW EPISODE 

The Fat Lady Sings: 9/13. 
Jimmy sinks into a drunken 
despair after suffering a 
terrible loss. (Series 4) (HD) 

11.00 Family Guy 12.00m't 
American Dad! 1.00am 
American Horror Story: Freak 
Show (HD) 2.00 Family Guy 
3.00-5.00am American 
Dad! Back-to-back episodes. 


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7.00 The Great Culture 
Quiz NEW EDITION 

A quarter-final. (HD) 

7.30 Video Killed the 
Radio Star Michael 
Jackson’s videos. (HD) 

8.00 Portrait Artist 
of the Year 2014 
NEW EDITION 7/8 
The seven remaining 
contestants battle for a 
place in the final. (HD) 

9.00 Psychobitches NEW 

EDITION 5/6. Maria von 
Trapp pays a visit. (HD) 

9.30 NEW Adam Buxton's 
Shed of Christmas 

The comedian celebrates 
the festive season with 
video clips, interviews 
and animation. (HD) 

10.30 The Legacy (HD) 

11.45 Charlotte Rampling: 

The Look 1.35am Portrait 
Artist of the Year 2014 (HD) 
2.35 Psychobitches (HD) 

3.05 Buy the Ticket, Take the 
Ride: Hunter S Thompson 
on Film 4.35 The Great 
Culture Quiz (HD) 5.05- 
6.00am In Confidence (HD) 


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9.00am The Streets of San 
Francisco 10.00 Hawaii 
Five-0 11.00 Star Trek: 
The Next Generation 
12.00noon Star Trek 

I. 00pm NCIS 2.00 The 
Streets of San Francisco 

3.00 Hawaii Five-0 4.00 
Father Dowling Mysteries 

5.00 Star Trek: The Next 
Generation 6.00 Star Trek 

7.00 Nash Bridges 

8.00 Star Trek: 

The Next Generation 
Second Chances: 24/26. 
Riker encounters his 
double. (Series 6) 

9.00 Flashpoint Attention 
Shoppers: 6/13. A bullied 
teenager turns on her 
tormentors. (Series 1 ) 

10.00 SOF: Special 
Ops Force (Series 1 ) 

II. 00 Star Trek 12.05am 
NCIS 1.00 Flashpoint 

1.55 Deadwood 3.05 
SOF: Special Ops Force 

3.55 Hawaii Five-0 4.45- 
6.00am Nash Bridges 


8.00am Knots Landing 

9.00 Dallas 10.00 The 
Defenders 11.00 Beverly 
Hills 90210 12.00noon 
CSI 1.00pm Matlock 

2.00 The District 3.00 
Beverly Hills 90210 4.00 
Judge Judy 5.00 CSI 

6.00 Knots Landing 

7.00 The Defenders 
Nevada v Senator Harper: 
5/18. A state senator 
becomes involved in a 
murder investigation. 

8.00 Judge Judy Double 
bill of real-life cases. 

9.00 Waterloo Road 
26/30.Jez is accused 
of making a pass at a 
student. (Series 7) 

10.15 Clocking Off Gary's 
Story: 7/8. Gary thinks he 
has met the woman of 
his dreams. (Series 3) 

11.20 Judge Judy 12.25am 
Jerry Springer 1.20 
Waterloo Road 2.35 
Clocking Off 3.30 CSI 
4.15-5.00am The District 


9.00am Highlights 
12.00noon Come Dine 
with Me: Celebrity 
Christmas Special (HD) 
1.00pm Jamie at Home 
Christmas Special 2.00 
Jimmy's Grow Your Own 
Christmas Dinner (HD) 

3.00 Phil Spencer: Secret 
Agent (HD) 4.00 Kirstie’s 
Crafty Christmas (HD) 

5.00 Heston’s Christmas 
Feast 6.00 Jamie at Home 
Christmas Special 7.00 
Posh Pawn (HD) 8.00 
Dogs: Their Secret Lives 
(HD) 9.00 Skint 10.00 My 
Big Fat Gypsy Christmas: 
Tinsel and Tiaras (HD) 

11.00 Steph and Dorn Meet 
Nigel Farage 11.30 One 
Born Every Minute (HD) 
12.35am America’s 
Fugitive Family (HD) 1.35 
Britain’s Wildest Weather 
2014 (HD) 3.00 Ramsay's 
Kitchen Nightmares USA 
3.50-4.50am Come 
Dine with Me: Comedians 
Christmas Special (HD) 


12.00noon Ransom for a 
Dead Man 2.10pm FILM 

Run Silent, Run Deep: 
Wartime drama. (1958, 
b/w, U, 90min) ★★★ 

4.00 NCIS 5.00 Diagnosis 
Murder 6.00 Law & 
Order 6.55 Access 

7.00 NCIS A Man Walks into 
a Bar: 14/24. The agents 
are forced to undergo 
psychological evaluations. 
8.00 Defiance: 15/24. The 
team protects a politician's 
daughter (Series 8) 

9.00 Longmire A Good 
Death Is Hard to Find: 
12/13. Vic fears she is 
being stalked. (Series 2) 

10.00 FILM Deadly 
Suspicion Psychological 
thriller with Marilu Henner. 
(2008, PG, 115min) ★★ 

11.55 Under the Dome 
12.50am Terminator: The 
Sarah Connor Chronicles 
2.50-3.00am Access 



I. 00pm Gilmore Girls: 
Double bill. 3.00 Home 
and Away 3.35 Cowboy 
Builders 4.30 Police 
Interceptors: Double bill. 
6.30 Home and Away 

7.00 Extreme Fishing 
with Robson Green The 
actor heads to China. 

8.00 Robson continues 
his journey in Sri Lanka. 

9.00 FILM Lethal Weapon 
4 Action thriller sequel 
starring Mel Gibson and 
Danny Glover The 
maverick LA cop duo 
tangle with a gangster 
from the Hong Kong 
underworld. With Joe 
Pesci and Rene Russo. 
(1998, 15, 128min) ★★★ 

II. 35pm-12.00m't 
Criminals: Caught on 
Camera: How CCTV and 
technological advances 
are helping to bring 
criminals to justice. 

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6.00am The Waltons 7.00 
Little House on the Prairie 

8.00 The Waltons 9.00 
Highway to Heaven 

10.00 William and Kate: 
Into the Future 11.00 
Chicago Hope 12.00noon 
Little House on the Prairie 

I. 00pm FILM A Chance of 
Snow: Romantic drama. 
(1998, PG, 87min) ★★ 

3.00 Highway to Heaven 

4.00 Dr Finlay 5.00 
FILM A Different Kind of 
Christmas: Festive drama. 
(1996, U, 88min) ★★ 

7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. 

8.00 Highway to Heaven 

9.00 FILM A Killing in a 
Small Town Fact-based 
crime drama starring 
Barbara Hershey. (1990, 
18, 96min) ★★★★ 

II. 00 Witness to the Mob 
1.00-3.00am FILM The 
Killing Mind: Crime thriller 
(1991,15, lOOmin) ★★ 

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6.00am Highlights 8.00 
Celtic Woman - Home 
for Christmas (HD) 9.20 
John Barrowman: Live at 
the Royal Albert Hall 
12.20pm Roland Petit's 
L' Arlesienne 1.00 The 
Prime of Miss Jean 
Brodie 2.00 Cendrillon 
(HD) 4.45 The Christmas 
Window Live (HD) 5.00 
The Elaine Paige Show 
(HD) 6.00 Andre Rieu: 
Welcome to My World 
(HD) 7.00 Sammy Davis 
Jr: Legends in Concert 

8.00 Celtic Woman: 

Believe (HD) 10.00 Katie 
Melua Plays Avo Session 
(HD) 11.40 Michael 
Feinstein's American 
Songbook(HD) 12.55am 
Classical Destinations 
(HD) 1.00 The Elaine 
Paige Show (HD) 2.00 
The Prime of Miss Jean 
Brodie 3.00 Celtic 
Woman: Believe (HD) 
5.00-6.00am The King's 
Singers Christmas (HD) 


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DISCOVERY 


SKY 520 

HD 520/561 


VIRGIN 211 
HD 212 


6.00-8.00am How It's Made: 
Back-to-back editions of the 
series. 8.00 Gold Rush (HD) 

9.00 Auction Hunters (HD) 

10.00 Property Wars (HD) 

11.00 Deadliest Catch (HD) 
12.00noon Gold Divers (HD) 
1.00pm Turbo Pickers (HD) 

2.00 Airplane Repo (HD) 

3.00 Gold Rush (HD) 4.00 
Deadliest Catch (HD) 5.00 
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor: 

In the Siberian tundra. (HD) 

6.00 Myth busters (HD) 


7.00 Wheeler Dealers 

Mike Brewer finds a 
rust-free Triumph TR6 
sports car from the 
1970s to restore. (HD) 

8.00 Airplane Repo 

Mike braves alligators to 
catch a Cessna Float 
plane, while Kevin takes 
a risk in Colorado. (HD) 

9.00 Gold Divers: Under 
the Ice SERIES FINALE 

The fleet scrambles for 
their last pans of gold 
as the ice season 
comes to an end. (HD) 

10.00 Yukon Men NEW 
EDITION Villagers unite 
when bears descend on 
Tanana. (HD) 11.00 Airplane 
Repo (HD) 12.00m't Gold 
Divers: Under the Ice (HD) 
1.00am Yukon Men (HD) 

2.00 Fast N' Loud (HD) 3.00 
Gold Divers: Under the Ice 
(HD) 3.50 Wheeler Dealers: 
Trading Up (HD) 5.30- 
6.00am How Do They Do It? 



6.00am Bondi Vet 7.00 The 
Zoo (HD) 8.00 Wildlife SOS 

9.00 Animal Cops San 
Francisco 10.00 Animal Cops 

11.00 Animal 24:7 12.00noon 
My Cat from Hell (HD) 
1.00pm Bondi Vet (HD) 

2.00 Animal Precinct 

3.00 Rat Busters NYC (HD) 

4.00 Too Cute! (HD) 5.00 
Miami Animal Police 6.00 
Bad Dog! A curious cat, a 
camel that mauls cars and a 
dog that buries burgers. (HD) 



9.00 Venom Hunter 


7.00 Too Cute! Following 
Savannah, Siberian and 
shorthair kittens through 
the first few months 

of their lives. (HD) 

8.00 Village Vets Dr 

Carroll is called to tend 
to a pregnant cow. (HD) 
8.30 Anthony and James 
are called to treat a 
sheep that is dying. (HD) 

9.00 Venom Hunter 

Naturalist Steve Backshall 
travels the globe to 
search for venomous 
creatures. (HD) 


10.00 Fatal Attractions 

A man who kept bears 
on his farm in Iowa. (HD) 

11.00 Bondi Vet (HD) 12.00m't 
Animal Cops Phoenix (HD) 
1.00am Animal Cops Houston 
(HD) 2.00 Venom Hunter 
(HD) 3.00 Whale Wars 
(HD) 3.50 K9 Cops (HD) 
4.40 My Cat from Hell (HD) 
5.30-6.00am Emergency Vets 

VIRGIN 
218 


8.00am Yukon Gold (HD) 9.00 
World War II: The Apocalypse 
(HD) 10.00 Air Crash 
Investigation (HD) 11.00 
Ultimate Airport Dubai (HD) 
12.00noon Dark Secrets of 
the Lusitania (HD) 1.00pm 
Ancient X Files (HD) 2.00 
Ultimate Airport Dubai (HD) 

3.00 Air Crash Investigation 
(HD) 4.00 Highway Thru Hell 
(HD) 5.00 Yukon Gold (HD) 

6.00 Car SOS: Customising 
a Triumph Stag. (HD) 



7.00 Air Crash 
Investigation A look at 
Continental Express 
Flight 2574's accident 
in Texas in 1991. (HD) 

8.00 Nazi Megastructures 

How Nazi engineers 
responded to Hitler's 
megalomaniac vision by 
building giant tanks and 
land battleships. (HD) 

9.00 Nazi Death Camp: 
The Great Escape Jewish 
former prisoners at the 
Sobibor death camp in 
Poland recall their lives 
as prisoners. (HD) 

10.00 Britain's 
Underworld Gangs of 
the 1970s and 80s. (HD) 

11.00 Yukon Gold (HD) 
12.00m't Banged Up Abroad 
(HD) 1.00am Apocalypse: 

The Rise of Hitler (HD) 

2.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai 
(HD) 3.00 Dark Secrets of 
the Lusitania (HD) 4.00- 
5.00am Ancient X Files (HD) 


VIRGIN 

231 


8.00am Pawn Stars: A Very 
Vegas Christmas (HD) 9.00 
Pawn Stars (HD) 10.00 
American Restoration (HD) 

11.00 American Pickers (HD) 
12.00noon Pawn Stars (HD) 

1.00pm Storage Wars (HD) 

2.00 Pawn Stars: A Very 
Vegas Christmas (HD) 

3.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 4.00 
American Restoration (HD) 

5.00 American Pickers (HD) 

6.00 Pawn Stars: Double 
bill of the series. (HD) 



7.00 Pawn Stars: A Very 
Vegas Christmas The 

stars of Counting Cars 
and American Restoration 
join the guys for a festive 
Las Vegas barbecue. (HD) 

8.00 Pawn Stars SERIES 
FINALE The guys hold a 
competition to make 
Christmas cards and are 
offered an original Jim 
Henson puppet. (HD) 

9.00 Storage Wars: Best 
of the Finds The series’ 
most curious objects. (HD) 

9.30 Storage Wars: Best 
of the Blunders The 
show's big mistakes. (HD) 

10.00 Duck Dynasty 

Willie plays Santa at 
the local church. (HD) 

11.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 12.00m't 
Storage Wars: Best of the 
Finds (HD) 12.30am Storage 
Wars: Best of the Blunders 
(HD) 1.00 Duck Dynasty 
(HD) 2.00-4.00 Pawn 

Stars (HD) 4.00-5.00am 
American Restoration (HD) 


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6.15am Antiques Roadshow 

7.00 Bargain Hunt 8.00 Flog 
It! 9.00 Celebrity Antiques 
Road Trip 10.00 Churchill's 
Traitors 11.00 Wartime Farm 

12.00noon The Secrets of 
Westminster Abbey: A Time 
Team Special 1.00pm 
Antiques Roadshow 2.00 
Flog It! 3.00 Bargain Hunt 

4.00 Celebrity Antiques Road 
Trip 5.00 Churchill's Traitors 

6.00 El Alamein: The Soldiers’ 
Story: The north African battle. 



7.00 Coast The team 
travels from Dublin to 
Derry via the Laytown 
Races, the only European 
beach horse race run 
under Jockey Club rules. 

8.00 WW2 Air Crash 
Detectives A look at how 
thousands of soldiers 
died in air accidents and 
tragic training crashes 
during World War Two. 

9.00 NEW Unearthing 
World War I David 
O’Keefe and Wayne 
Abbott focus on the 
Battle of the Somme. 


10.00 Perfect Storms: 
Disasters That Changed 
the World The Russian 
winter of 1941-42. 

11.00 Mafia's Greatest Hits: 
12.00m't The Secrets of 
Westminster Abbey: A Time 
Team Special 1.00am The 
Secret History of Our Streets 
1.50 Digging for Britain 2.35- 
3.00am Great British Ghosts 


9.00am Dino Stampede (HD) 

10.00 Home in the Danger 
Zone (HD) 11.00 Last 
Extinction (HD) 12.00noon 
Secrets of the Flooded Forest 
(HD) 1.00pm Tarantula 

2.00 Death of a Sea Monster 
(HD) 3.00 Dino Stampede 
(HD) 4.00 Home in the 
Danger Zone (HD) 5.00 
Last Extinction (HD) 

6.00 Secrets of the Flooded 
Forest: The Danube forests, 
which begin in Austria. (HD) 


7.00 Tarantula 


7.00 Tarantula A look at 
the species of spider, 
revealing that it is often 
misunderstood owing to 
its fearsome reputation. 

8.00 Death of a Sea 
Monster Exploring an 
area of the Arctic where 
the remains of prehistoric 
sea creatures are 
preserved in the ice. (HD) 

9.00 Dino Stampede 

Theories on what may 
have caused dinosaurs to 
stampede through what 
would later become Lark 
Quarry, Australia. (HD) 

10.00 Home in the Danger 
Zone (HD) 11.00 Last 
Extinction (HD) 12.00m't 
Secrets of the Flooded Forest 
(HD) 1.00am Tarantula 

2.00 Death of a Sea Monster 
(HD) 3.00 Dino Stampede 
(HD) 3.50 Home in the 
Danger Zone (HD) 4.40 Last 
Extinction (HD) 5.30-6.00am 
Outback Rangers (HD) 

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6.00am Highlights 8.00 
More Industrial Revelations 

9.00 Aircraft Stories 

10.00 Special Forces' 
Secrets 11.00 Ultimate 
Warfare 12.00noon Al 
Murray's Road to Berlin 
1.00pm Weapons That 
Changed the World 

2.00 Auction Kings 

3.00 Time Team 5.00 Al 
Murray's Road to Berlin 

6.00 Rory McGrath's 
Bloody Britain 7.00 Time 
Team Special: Londinium, 
The Edge of Empire 

8.00 In Search of Eden 

9.00 Jesus: Man Behind 
the Myths 10.00 Midas 
Revealed 11.00 Aircraft 
Stories 12.00m't Al 
Murray's Road to Berlin 
1.00am Ultimate Warfare 

2.00 Flying Through 
Time 3.00 Out of Egypt 

4.00 More Industrial 
Revelations 5.00- 
6.00am Weapons of War 


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6.00am Food Factory 7.00 
Myth busters 8.00 How 
Stuff's Made 8.30 How 
Machines Work 9.00- 

11.00 How It's Made 

11.00 Food Factory 
12.00noon How It's 
Made 1.00pm How Do 
They Do It? 2.00 
Extreme Engineering 

3.00 How It's Made 4.00 
Mythbusters 5.00 Food 
Factory 6.00 How It's 
Made 7.00 Food Factory 
8.00-10.00 How Do 
They Do It? Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 

10.00 How It's Made 

11.00 How Do They Do It? 
12.00m't Extreme 
Engineering 1.00am 
Weird or What? 2.00 
How Do They Do It? 

3.00 How It's Made 
3.50 How Do They Do 
It? 4.40 How It's Made 
5.30-6.00am Brink 

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SKY 528 

HD 528/544 


VIRG 

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8.00am Highlights 11.00 
American Cougar (HD) 
12.00noon Australia's 
Deadly Countdown (HD) 
1.00pm When Sharks 
Attack (HD) 2.00 Killer 
Whale v Shark (HD) 

3.00 Snow Leopard 
of Afghanistan (HD) 

4.00 Hunt for the Shadow 
Cat (HD) 5.00 American 
Cougar (HD) 6.00 
Australia's Deadly 
Countdown (HD) 7.00 
Yukon Vet (HD) 8.00 
Shear Madness NEW 
EDITION (HD) 9.00 
Secrets of the Wild (HD) 

10.00 Animals Gone Wild 
(HD) 11.00 Australia's 
Deadly Countdown 
(HD) 12.00m't Shear 
Madness (HD) 1.00am 
Animal Fight Club (HD) 

2.00 Australia's Deadly 
Countdown (HD) 3.00 
When Sharks Attack 
(HD) 4.00-5.00am 
Killer Whale v Shark (HD) 


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6.00am An MG Is Born 

7.00 Wheeler Dealers 

8.00 Graveyard Carz 

9.00 Street Outlaws 

10.00 Philly Throttle 

11.00 Fast N' Loud 
12.00noon Wheeler 
Dealers 1.00pm 
Graveyard Carz 2.00 
Street Outlaws 3.00 
Chasing Classic Cars 

4.00 Philly Throttle 5.00 
Wheeler Dealers 6.00 
Overhaulin' Chronicles 
Vol. 1 7.00 Chasing 
Classic Cars 8.00 
Wheeler Dealers 9.00 
Rods N' Wheels: Billy 
Senior has a crafty bet. 

10.00 Street Outlaws 

11.00 Fast N' Loud 
12.00m't Rods N’ Wheels 
1.00am Overhaulin' 
Chronicles Vol. 1 2.00 
Street Outlaws 3.00 An 
MG Is Born 3.50 Chasing 
Classic Cars 4.40 
Graveyard Carz 5.30- 
6.00am Wheeler Dealers 



8.00am Lewis and Clark: 
The Journey of the 
Corps of Discovery 9.15 
Unbelievable Flying 
Objects 10.25 Children 
of Waco 11.35 Ancient 
Refuge in the Holy Land 
12.50pm Texas Servant 
Girl Murders 1.55 
America's Antiques 
Roadshow 3.10 Children 
of Waco 4.20 Ancient 
Refuge in the Holy Land 
5.30 Texas Servant Girl 
Murders 6.35 America's 
Antiques Roadshow 
7.50 Pocahontas Revealed 

9.00 Return to the USS 
Atlanta: Defender of 
Guadalcanal: Divers 
explore the wreck of the 
USS Atlanta. 10.15 The 
Roman Empire in the 
First Century 11.30 
Pocahontas Revealed 
12.50am Return to the 
USS Atlanta: Defender of 
Guadalcanal 1.55- 
2.30am Hell on Hooves 


7.00am Snapped: Women 
Who Kill (HD) 8.00am- 
12.00noon Evil Up Close: 
Back-to-back editions. 
(HD) 12.00noon Evil Up 
Close: Vanessa George 
(HD) 1.00-5.00pm 
Evil Up Close: Back- 
to-back editions. (HD) 

5.00 Snapped: Women 
Who Kill (HD) 6.00 
Crime Stories 7.00 On 
the Case with Paula Zahn 
(HD) 8.00 A Town & 
Country Murder (HD) 

9.00 Ice Cold Killers (HD) 

10.00 Killer Kids NEW 
EDITION The hunt for 
one of the youngest 
serial killers in US history. 
(HD) 11.00 Homicide 
Hunter (HD) 12.00m't 
Ice Cold Killers (HD) 
1.00am Killer Kids (HD) 

2.00 Homicide Hunter 
(HD) 3.00-4.00am 
Ice Cold Killers (HD) 


8.00am Secrets of War 

9.00 The Bombing of 
Darwin 10.00 America's 
Book of Secrets 11.00 
Ancient Aliens 

12.00noon Secrets of War 
1.00pm The Bombing of 
Darwin 2.00 America's 
Book of Secrets 3.00 
Bible Secrets Revealed 

4.00 Ancient Aliens 

5.00 A History of Britain 
by Simon Schama 6.00 
The Bombing of Darwin: 

A 1942 strike on the city. 

7.00 UFO Files Conspiracy 
theories on the link 
between the American 
government and aliens. 

8.00 Ancient Aliens 
Double bill of the series. 

10.00 Alien Files: 
Unsealed Double bill. 

11.00 America's Book of 
Secrets 12.00m't Ancient 
Aliens 1.00am UFO Files 

2.00 Ancient Aliens 3.00 
Alien Files: Unsealed 
4.00-5.00am UFO Files 


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6.00am Animal Airport 7.00 
19 Kids and Counting 8.00 
Homes Under the Hammer 

9.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive 

10.00 My Crazy Obsession 

11.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer 1.00pm 19 Kids 
and Counting 2.00 Animal 
Airport 3.00-6.00 Homes 
Under the Hammer 

6.00 My Crazy Obsession: A 
woman who treats her dolls 
like real babies, and a pair 
of washing machine fanatics. 



7.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer A mid-terrace 
house in Stoke-on-Trent, 
a health spa in Kent, and 
a return to an old chapel 
in Nottinghamshire. 

8.00 Lucy Alexander 
and Martin Roberts visit 
an ex-school caretaker's 
house in Kent, an end- 
of-terrace in London and 
a property in Cornwall. 

9.0019 Kids and 
Counting NEW EDITION 

Following the everyday 
lives of Jim Bob and 
Michelle as they care 
for their 19 children. 

10.00 King's Cross ER 

Double bill of the series. 

11.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer 12.00m't 19 
Kids and Counting 1.00am 
Fat Doctor 2.00 King's 
Cross ER 3.00 Jon and 
Kate Plus 8 4.00 Hoarding: 
Buried Alive 5.00-6.00am 
My Crazy Obsession 


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272 




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VIRGIN 

273 


6.00am Fishing Expedition 

6.30 Fishing Gurus 7.00 Joy 
of Painting 8.00 Fifth Gear 

9.00 Wheeler Dealers 
Revisited 10.00 Boat Yard 

10.30 Disaster Decks 11.00 
Holmes Inspection 1.00pm 
Thinking Tackle 2.00 Boat Yard 

2.30 Disaster Decks 3.00 
Wheeler Dealers Revisited 

4.00 Chasing Classic Cars 

5.00 Narrow Boat Afloat 5.30 
The Water Boatman with Alan 
Herd 6.00 Hooked on Fishing 

7.00 Fishing Expedition 

7.30 Fishing Gurus 8.00 John 
Wilson's Dream Fishing 8.30 
The Great Rod Race 9.00 
Hooked on Fishing: Double 
bill. 10.00 Wheeler Dealers 
Revisited 11.00 Fishing 
Expedition 11.30 Fishing 
Gurus 12.00m't Boat Yard 
12.30am Disaster Decks 

1.00 Hooked on Fishing 

2.00 Holmes Inspection 
3.50 Carp Crew 4.40 
Holmes Inspection 5.30- 
6.00am Hooked on Fishing 


HOME 


7.00-9.00am Make My Home 
Bigger: Back-to-back editions. 
9.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 
11.00am-1.00pm Make My 
Home Bigger: Back-to-back 
editions. 1.00pm DIY SOS: 
The Big Build 3.00-5.00 
Make My Home Bigger: 
Back-to-back editions. 

5.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build: 

A family that has spent years 
living on a building site. 6.00 
Nick Knowles and his team 
renovate a run-down house. 



9.00 DIY SOS: The Big... 


7.00-9.00 Make My 
Home Bigger Converting 
a damp basement. 

7.30 A Twickenham 
couple in an end-terrace 
extend into their loft. 

8.00 A Brighton couple 
create a loft space in a 
former power station. 

8.30 Converting the 
basement of a house in 
llkley, West Yorkshire. 

9.00 DIY SOS: The Big 
Build Nick Knowles and 
the team head to West 
Sussex, where a man's 
home improvements 
went badly wrong. 

10.00 The team recruits 
help from the local 
community in Nottingham 
to transform a family 
home where the father 
died before he could 
finish an extension. 

11.00 Make My Home Bigger 

12.00m't-4.00am A Place in 
the Sun: Home or Away 


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6.00am Highlights 9.30 
Cooking Christmas with Matt 
and Lisa 10.00 Cooking for 
Real 10.30 Great British 
Christmas Menu 11.00 12 
Chefs of Christmas 11.30 
Cooking for Real 12.00noon 
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 

I. 00pm Barefoot Contessa 

2.00 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 
3.00 12 Chefs of Christmas 
3.30 Reza Spice Prince Of 
Thailand 4.00 Kitchen Cousins 
4.30-6.00 Diners, Drive-Ins 
and Dives 6.00 Jamie's 15 
Minute Meals 6.30 Reza 
Spice Prince Of Thailand 

7.00 Barefoot Contessa 8.00 
Baking Made Easy 9.00 Diners, 
Drive-Ins and Dives 10.00 
Ching's Restaurant Redemption 

II. 00 Mystery Diners NEW 
EDITIONS 12.00m't Diners, 
Drive-Ins and Dives 1.00am 
Ching's Restaurant Redemption 
2.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and 
Dives 2.30-3.00am Reza 
Spice Prince of Vietnam 


SKY 133 

HD 133/255 


IRGIN260 

HD 262 


6.00am Highlights 12.00noon 
James Martin's Christmas 
Feasts 12.30pm Rachel 
Allen's Easy Christmas (HD) 

1.00 Delia Smith's Christmas 

2.00 Nigellissima - An Italian 
Inspired Christmas (HD) 

3.00 Jamie's Best Ever 
Christmas (HD) 4.00 Stuffed 
- The Great British Christmas 
Dinner 5.00 James Martin's 
Christmas Feasts 5.30 Rachel 
Allen's Easy Christmas (HD) 

6.00 Delia Smith's Christmas 



7.00 Nigellissima - 
An Italian Inspired 
Christmas Featuring 
festive party dishes with 
an Italian twist. (HD) 

8.00 Jamie's Best Ever 
Christmas Jamie Oliver 
prepares a selection of 
his favourite festive food, 
including a recipe for 
Boxing Day brunch. (HD) 

9.00 Stuffed - The Great 
British Christmas Dinner 

A look at why the festive 
meal remains the nation's 
last great traditional feast. 


10.00 Delia Smith's Christmas: 
The cook presents ideas for 
preparing mincemeat. 11.00 
Nigellissima - An Italian 
Inspired Christmas (HD) 
12.00m't James Martin's 
Christmas Feasts 
12.30am Rachel Allen's Easy 
Christmas (HD) 1.00 Dinner 
Impossible 2.00 Home 
Shopping 5.00-6.00am The 
Roux Legacy (HD) 


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6.00am Extreme Makeover 

7.00 Home Shopping 8.05 
Homes Under the Hammer 

9.05 Escape to the Country 

10.05 Ghost Adventures 

11.00 Ghost Hunters 
12.00noon Fantasy Homes 
by the Sea 1.00pm Escape 
to the Country 2.00 Homes 
Under the Hammer 

3.00 Children's Hospital: 

Toronto 4.00 Brain Doctors 

5.00 Helicopter Heroes 6.00 
Homes Under the Hammer 

7.00 Escape to the Country 

8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build: 
A job in Manchester. 9.00 
Traffic Cops: Officers in 
Bedfordshire arm themselves 
with Tasers for a difficult arrest. 

10.00 One Born Every Minute 

11.00 Paranormal Witness 
11.55 Traffic Cops 12.50am 
Bridezillas: Best Bridezilla 
Meltdowns 2.00 Home 
Shopping 4.00 Dr G: Medical 
Examiner 4.45 Big Meets 
Bigger 5.35-6.00am 
Children's Hospital: Toronto 


16 December 


Hiesday 


Other channels A-Z 


CBS REALITY | DRAMA | QUEST 


SKY 146, +i 147, VIRG 148, +i 201 
F'VIEW 66, F'SAT 135, +i 136 
9.00am Cops 10.00 Raising 
Sextuplets 11.00 Caught 
on Camera 12.00noon- 
3.00pm Judge Judy 
3.00pm Raising Sextuplets 

4.00 Caught on Camera 
5.00-7.00 Judge Judy 

7.00-9.00 Cops: Back-to- 
back editions. 9.00 The 
Investigator: The 1985 
murder of Arthur Easton. 

10.00 Crime Stories: The 
case of Elizabeth Gatenby. 

11.00 Caught on Camera 
12.00m't Unsolved Mysteries 
1.00am The Investigator 2.00 
Crime Stories 3.00 Caught 
on Camera 3.50 Nowhere 
to Run 4.20 Heir Hunters 
5.10-6.00am Judge Judy 


CHALLENGE 


SKY 145, +i 164, VIRG 139, +i 180 
F'VIEW 46, F'SAT 145 

6.00am Deal or No Deal 7.30 
Going for Gold 8.30 It's Not 
What You Know 9.30 Family 
Fortunes 10.30 Bullseye 

11.00 Wheel of Fortune 
12.00noon Bite Size Brainiac 
12.05pm Are You Smarter 
Than a 10 Year Old? 1.05 
Catchphrase 2.05 Pointless 
3.05 1 vs 100 4.00 The 
Crystal Maze 5.00 Takeshi's 
Castle 6.00 Ninja Warrior 
7.00 Family Fortunes 8.00 
Pointless 9.00 Classic Who 
Wants to Be a Millionaire? 

11.00 Bullseye 12.00m't 
TNA Wrestling 2.00am 
Dale's Supermarket Sweep 

3.00 Catchphrase 4.00 
It's Not What You Know 
5.00-6.00am Whittle 


COMEDY CENTRAL E 


SKY 128, +i 159, VIRGIN 182 

9.00am Friends 10.00 Frasier 

11.00 Sex and the City 
12.00noon Rules of 
Engagement 1.00-3.00pm 
Two and a Half Men 

3.00 Sex and the City 
4.00-6.00 Two and a Half 
Men 6.00 Sex and the City 

7.00 The King of Queens 

8.00 The Millers 9.00 
South Park 10.00pm- 
12.55am Sex and the City: 
Back-to-back episodes. 

12.55am The Daily Show 1.25 
Two and a Half Men 2.25 
Comedy Central Presents 

2.55 The Daily Show 3.20 
Grouchy Young Men 3.45 Sir 
Leslie Quint: A Life in Film 

3.55 South Park 4.20 Frasier 
5.10-6.00am The Millers 


DMAX 


SKY 158, VIRG 190, FREEVIEW 20 
8.00am Lovejoy 9.00 
Bergerac 10.00 Casualty 

11.00 The Bill 1.00pm The 

Liver Birds 1.40 Last of the 
Summer Wine 2.20 Birds of 
a Feather 3.00 Ballykissangel 

4.00 Bergerac 5.00 Lovejoy 

6.00 Birds of a Feather 

6.40 Bread 7.20 Last of 
the Summer Wine 8.00 
The Agatha Christie Hour 

9.00 Taggart: The Friday 
Event: A killer strikes at an 
elite Glasgow school. 

11.00 Birds of a Feather 

11.40 The Bill 12.40am 
Casualty Not Freeview: 

2.00 Barbara Taylor 
Bradford's Hold the Dream 
2.50 Wish Me Luck 4.30- 
5.00am Above and Beyond 


SKY HD 151/239, +i 229, 
VIRG 156 

7.00am Highlights 10.00 Tia 
and Tamera (HD) 11.00 House 
of DVF(HD) 12.00noon 
Fashion Bloggers (HD) 
12.30pm Khloe and Lamar 
(HD) 1.00 Beyond Candid with 
Giuliana (HD) 2.00 Keeping 
Up with the kardashians (HD) 

3.00 Giuliana and Bill (HD) 
4.00 Total Divas (HD) 5.00 
Kourtney and Kim Take Miami 
(HD) 7.00 News (HD) 8.00 
Kourtney and Khloe Take the 
Hamptons (HD) 9.00 House 
of DVF NEW EDITION (HD) 

10.00 THS 11.00 News (HD) 
12.00m't Entertainment 
Specials 1.00am Girls of 
the Playboy Mansion 2.30 
News (HD) 4.30-5.00am 
Celebrity Style Story (HD) 


HORROR 


SKY 144,+i 233, VIRG 170,+i 171 

6.00am Highlights 11.00 
Operation Repo 12.00noon 
Tanked 1.00pm Supernanny 
US 2.00 Bear’s Wild Weekend 
with Miranda 3.00 Naked 
and Afraid 4.00 Trawler Wars 
5.00 Operation Repo 6.00 
Fifth Gear 7.00 River 
Monsters Compilation 8.00 
Tanked 9.00 Monsters Inside 
Me 10.00 Bugs, Bites and 
Parasites: Tropical Diseases 
Uncovered 11.00 Bear's Wild 
Weekend with Jonathan Ross 
12.00m't River Monsters 
Compilation 1.00am 
Deadliest Catch 2.00 Custom 
My Ride 3.00 Cash Cab: 

After Dark 3.50 American 
Chopper: Senior Versus Junior 
4.40 Fifth Gear 5.30- 
6.00am Mystery Hunters 


SKY 167, +i 195, VIRG 172, +i 173 
F'VIEW 37, +i 38 
6.00am Highlights 9.00 Total 
Fishing with Matt Hayes 10.00 
Salvage Hunters 11.00 
Wheeler Dealers 12.00noon 
Chop Shop: London Garage 
1.00pm Destroyed in Seconds 

2.00 American Chopper 3.00 
Hitler's Henchmen 4.00 World 
War Two: The Complete 
History 5.00 The Garage 6.00 
Wheeler Dealers 7.00 Salvage 
Hunters 8.00 Gunslingers 

9.00 Neanderthals: Sci-Trek 

10.00 Mighty Ships 
11.00pm-1.00am How It’s 
Made 1.00am FBI Case Files 

2.00 Tommy's Fix Your House 
for Free? 3.00 The New 
Yankee Workshop 4.00 
Wheeler Dealers 4.30- 
6.00am Cash Cab US 


SKY 3D 


SKY 170 

7.00pm Building the Brand 
NEW EDITION The John 
Deere combine harvester 

8.00 How It's Made: Car 
radiators, filo pastry and 
cross-country skis. 8.30 How 
It's Made: Pre-packaged 
chicken and video games. 

9.00 Peter Gabriel Live in 
Concert 2011: A show at the 
Hammersmith Apollo. 11.00 
FILM A Very Harold & Kumar 
Christmas: Stoner comedy 
sequel starring John Cho, Kal 
Penn and Neil Patrick Harris. 
The duo are faced with the 
mission of finding the perfect 
Christmas tree. (2011, 18, 
89min) ★★★ 12.30- 
1.00am The Reef: An 
underwater journey. 


SKY 319, +i 320, VIRG 149, +i 202 
F'SAT 138, +i 139 

9.00am Highlights 11.10 FILM 

Roswell: The Aliens Attack 
(1999, PG, 85min) ★ 
1.00pm Horror Highlights 
1.10 Tales from the Darkside 
1.40 The Incredible Hulk 

2.40 Doctor Who 3.50 FILM 
Summer of Fear (1996, 12, 
88min) ★★ 5.50 Star Trek: 
The Next Generation 6.50 The 
Incredible Hulk 7.50 Doctor 
Who 9.00 FILM Cowboys & 
Zombies (2011, 18) ★★ 

10.40 Horror Highlights 10.50 
FILM The Dead Zone (1983, 
18, 103min) ★★★ 12.50am 
FILM The Tortured (2010, 

18, 78min) ★ 2.25 FILM 
Exorcismus: Horror (2010, 

15, 96min) ★★★ 4.20- 
4.30am Horror Highlights 


LIFETIME 


SKY HD 156/236, +i 197, VIRG 242 

7.00am Highlights 9.00 Storage 
Wars (HD) 9.30 Storage Wars: 
New York (HD) 10.00 
Hardcore Pawn (HD) 11.00 
Pawn Stars (HD) 12.00noon 
Storage Wars (HD) 12.30pm 
Storage Wars: New York (HD) 

1.00 Bring It! (HD) 2.00 
Vanderpump Rules (HD) 3.00 
The Real Housewives of Miami 
(HD) 4.00 Dance Moms (HD) 

5.00 Flipping Vegas (HD) 

6.00 The Real Housewives of 
Miami (HD) 7.00 Hardcore 
Pawn (HD) 8.00 Bring It! 

(HD) 9.00 The Real 
Housewives of New Jersey 
NEW EDITION (HD) 10.00 
Rosemary’s Baby (HD) 11.00 
Hardcore Pawn (HD) 

12.00m't Dance Moms (HD) 
1.00-4.00am Highlights 


SONY TV 


SKY 157, +i 181, VIRGIN 193 

7.00am The Guardian 9.00 
Crossing Jordan 10.00 
Ghost Hunters International 
12.00noon Hustle 2.00pm 
FILM Santa with Muscles: 
Family comedy starring Hulk 
Hogan. (1996, U, 97min) ★ 

4.00 Ghost Hunters 
International 6.00 Crossing 
Jordan 7.00 Hustle 9.00 
The Tudors: The Undoing of 
Cromwell: 8/8. The failure of 
Henry's marriage to Anne of 
Cleves hastens Cromwell's 
downfall, and pushes the 
king to find a new mistress. 

10.10 Spooks (Series 5) 

11.20 Hot in Cleveland 
12.20am The Tudors 1.25 
Community 1.50 The Tudors 
2.55-4.00am Spooks 


SKY HD 125/234, +i SKY 154, 
VIR 167, HD 168, +i VIR 169 

6.00am Highlights 9.00 19 Kids 
and Counting (HD) 10.00 
Toddlers & Tiaras (HD) 11.00 
Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 
12.00noon Say Yes to the 
Dress: Atlanta (HD) 1.00pm 
Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 

2.00 Randy’s Wedding Rescue 
(HD) 3.00-6.00pm Say Yes 
to the Dress (HD) 6.00 Long 
Island Medium (HD) 7.00 Say 
Yes to the Dress: Atlanta (HD) 

8.00 NEW The Secret Santa 
(HD) 10.00 Extreme 
Cheapskates SERIES FINALE 
(HD) 11.00 Hoarding: Buried 
Alive NEW EDITION (HD) 
12.00m't The Secret Santa 
(HD) 2.00am Extreme 
Cheapskates (HD) 3.00- 
6.00am Highlights 


(3D) Simulcast in 3D 


TV& Sate llite Week 69 


Tuesday 






























Tuesday 


TUESDAY 


Films 



SKY DISNEY 


VIRGIN 405 
| HD 435 


SKY FAMILY 


SKY 306 

HD 306/333 


VIRGIN 406 

HD 436 


SKYACTION/ADVENTURE 


SKY 307 

HD 307/334 


VIRGIN 407 

HD 437 


SKY COMEDY 


SKY 308 

HD 308/335 


VIRGIN 408 

HD 438 


6.00am Khumba 7.45 Coming 
Home for Christmas 9.30 Jack 
the Giant Slayer Special 9.45 
Her 12.00noon Khumba 1.30pm 
The Book Thief 3.45 Henry 
Cavill: Becoming Superman 

4.15 Coming Home for Christmas 
Family drama. (S) (2013, U, 83min) 
★★ 6.00 A New York Winter's 
Tale Romantic fantasy starring Colin 
Farrell and Jessica Brown Findlay. 
(S) (2014, 12, 118min) ★★ 


6.00am Underdog 7.30 Mickey's 
Once Upon a Christmas 8.45 
Pooh's Heffalump Movie 10.00 
Return to Never Land 11.20 101 
Dalmatians 1.10pm Disney's 
Dumbo 2.20 Underdog Canine 
comedy. (S) (2007 U, 78min) ★★ 
3.50 The Santa Clause Comedy. (S) 
(1994, U, 98min) ★★★★ 5.30 
Mary Poppins Musical fantasy with 
Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke. 
(S) (1964, U, 133min) ★★★★★ 


6.35am Believe 8.15 Home Alone: 
The Holiday Heist 9.50 Miracle 
on 34th Street 11.45 Cloudy 
With a Chance of Meatballs 2 
1.20pm Eragon As 8.00pm. 

3.05 Primates of the Caribbean 

4.25 Miracle on 34th Street 
Christmas fantasy remake. (S) 
(1994, U, 114min) ★★★★ 6.20 
Cloudy With a Chance of 
Meatballs 2 Animated comedy 
sequel. (S) (2013, U, 93min) ★★★ 


6.10am Executive Decision 8.25 
Hellboy 10.40 White House 
Down 12.55pm Terminator 3: 
Rise of the Machines As 11.15pm. 
2.45 After Earth As 1.10am. 

4.30 Hellboy Comic-book horror 
fantasy starring Ron Perlman and 
John Hurt. (S) (2004, 12, 122min) 
★★★★ 6.45 Executive Decision 
Action thriller starring Kurt Russell, 
Halle Berry and Steven Seagal. 
(1996, 15, 132min) ★★★ 


6.40am Despicable Me 2 Special 
7.10 Elf 8.55 The Hangover Part 
III 10.45 Bad Santa 12.35pm 
Bruce Almighty As 11.30pm. 

2.25 National Lampoon's 
Christmas Vacation As 1.15am. 
4.10 Four Weddings and a Funeral 
Romantic comedy with Hugh Grant. 
(S) (1994, 15, 117min) ★★★★ 6.15 
Elf Family fantasy comedy starring 
Will Ferrell and James Caan. (S) 
(2003, PG, 97min) ★★★★ 



8 


9 


8.00 The Book Thief World War 
Two drama starring Sophie 
Nelisse. A girl growing up in 
Nazi Germany tries to save 
books from being burned, and 
provides a hiding place for a 
Jewish boy. With Geoffrey Rush. 
(S) (2013, 12, 128min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••< LANG ••• 


10 


11 


10.15 Her Sci-fi drama starring 
Joaquin Phoenix. A lonely man 
falls in love with the artificial 
intelligence on his computer. 
(S) (2013, 15, 126min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE #•< LANG ••• 


12.25am A New York Winter's Tale 

Romantic fantasy, as 6.00pm. 

2.40 Cheap Thrills Comedy thriller 
starring Pat Healy and Ethan Embry. 
(S) (2013, 15, 86min) ★★★ 

4.15-6.00am Coming Home for 
Christmas As shown at 4.15pm. 


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8.00101 Dalmatians Live- 
action adaptation of the classic 
children's novel by Dodie 
Smith, starring Glenn Close 
as an evil fashion victim with 
plans to make a coat out of 
Dalmatian puppies. With Joely 
Richardson and Jeff Daniels. 

(S) (1996, U, 102min) ★★★★ 

SEX •( VIOLENCE •• LANG ••• 

9.50 Pirates of the Caribbean: 
The Curse of the Black Pearl 

Swashbuckling fantasy 
adventure starring Johnny 
Depp, Orlando Bloom, Keira 
Knightley and Geoffrey Rush. 
(S) (2003, 12, 143min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••# VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


12.15am The Santa Clause 

Comedy, as shown at 3.50pm. 
2.05 The Adventures of Huck Finn 

Mississippi adventure starring Elijah 
Wood and Courtney B Vance. (S) 
(1993, PG, 108min) ★★★ 

4.00-6.00am White Fang 
Adventure starring Ethan Hawke. 
(S) (1990, PG, 109min) ★★ 


8.00 Eragon Fantasy adventure 
starring Edward Speleers and 
Jeremy Irons. A farmer's son 
learns how to ride a fire- 
breathing dragon so that he 
can save the world from an evil 
overlord. With John Malkovich. 
(S) (2006, PG, 104min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

9.45 Jack the Giant Slayer 

Fantasy adventure with Nicholas 
Hoult and Eleanor Tomlinson. 

A farm boy joins a mission to 
rescue a princess from a 
kingdom of giants in the sky. 

(S) (2013, 12, 114min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••# LANG ••• 
11.40 Home Alone: The Holiday 
Heist Comedy sequel with Christian 
Martyn and Malcolm McDowell. 

(S) (2012, PG, 87min) ★★ 

1.15am Believe Drama starring Brian 
Cox, Natascha McElhone and Jack 
Smith. (S) (2013, PG, 96min) ★★★ 

2.55 Jack the Giant Slayer 
Fantasy, as shown at 9.45pm. 

4. 50-6.1 Oam Primates of the 
Caribbean Animated comedy. 

(S) (2012, PG, 72min) ★★ 


Executive Decision 

(film started at 6.45pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE •• LANG### 


9.00 White House Down Action 
thriller starring Channing Tatum 
and Jamie Foxx. A lone cop 
strives to save the day after 
heavily armed terrorists seize 
control of the White House. (S) 
(2013, 12, 128min) ★★★ 

SEX •#• VIOLENCE LANG## 


11.15 Terminator 3: Rise of the 
Machines Sci-fi action thriller sequel 
starring Arnold Schwarzenegger 
(S) (2003, 12, 109min) ★★★ 
1.10am After Earth Sci-fi adventure. 

(S) (2013, 12, 98min) ★★ 

2.55 Ghosts of Mars Sci-fi thriller 
starring Natasha Henstridge. (S) 
(2001,15, 97min) ★★★ 

4.40-6.1 5am In the Line of Duty: 
Smoke Jumpers Action drama. 

(S) (1996, PG, 90min) ★★ 


8.00 The Hangover Part III 

Comedy sequel starring 
Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms 
and Zach Galifianakis. The 
friends go in search of a 
Chinese criminal after they are 
captured by his mobster rival. 
(S) (2013, 15, lOOmin) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANG ••• 

9.45 Bad Santa Black comedy 
starring Billy Bob Thornton. 

A crook takes a job as an 
in-store Santa with a view to 
robbing his employers. (S) 
(2003, 15, 91 min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.30 Bruce Almighty Comedy with 
Jim Carrey and Morgan Freeman. 
(S) (2003, 12, 96min) ★★★ 
1.15am National Lampoon's 
Christmas Vacation Comedy with 
Chevy Chase and Beverly DAngelo. 
(S) (1989, PG, 103min) ★ 

2.55 Four Weddings and a Funeral 
Romantic comedy, as 4.10pm. 
4.55-6.55am The Pink Panther 
Comedy caper with Peter Sellers. 
(S) (1963, PG, 113min) ★★★★ 



7.00am Life of a King 9.00 
Elysium: Sky Movies Special 9.30 
Fire With Fire 11.15 Philomena 
1.05pm Kick-Ass 2 As 8.00pm. 
3.05 Zero Dark Thirty As 11.25pm. 

5.45 Despicable Me 2 Special 6.15 
Philomena Fact-based drama with 
Judi Dench and Steve Coogan. A 
journalist helps a woman find the 
child taken from her in the 1950s. 
(S) (2013, 12, 98min) ★★★★ 

8.00 Kick-Ass 2 Comic-book action 
thriller sequel starring Aaron 
Johnson and Chloe Grace Moretz. 
(S) (2013, 15, 103min) ★★ 

9.45 Fire With Fire Revenge thriller 
starring Josh Duhamel, Bruce Willis, 
Rosario Dawson and Vincent 
D'Onofrio. (S) (2012, 15, 97min) ★★ 

11.25 Zero Dark Thirty Fact-based 
drama starring Jessica Chastain. 

(S) (2012, 15, 157min) ★★★★★ 

2.05am Drinking Buddies Romantic 
comedy drama with Olivia Wilde. 

(S) (2013, 15, 88min) ★★★ 

3.40 As Cool as I Am Coming-of-age 
drama. (S) (2013, 15, 92min) ★★ 

5.15-7.00am Life of a King Fact- 
based drama with Cuba Gooding Jr. 
(S) (2013, 12, lOOmin) ★★★ 



6.00am Moonstruck 7.45 National 
Treasure 10.00 National Treasure: 
Book of Secrets 12.15pm Captain 
Corelli's Mandolin 2.30 The 
Sorcerer's Apprentice Fantasy. 

(S) (2010, PG, 108min) ★★★★ 

4.30 National Treasure Adventure 
caper (S) (2004, PG, 131 min) 
★★★★ 6.45 National Treasure: 
Book of Secrets Adventure caper. 
(S) (2007, PG, 119min) ★★★ 

9.00 Con Air Action thriller starring 
Nicolas Cage, John Cusack and 
John Malkovich. A group of criminals 
hijacks a convict transport plane. 

(S) (1997 18, 115min) ★★ 

11.00 The Wicker Man Horror remake 
with Nicolas Cage. A policeman 
searching for a missing girl 
encounters a mysterious cult 
planning to make a pagan sacrifice 
(S) (2006, 15, 102min) ★ 

1.00am World Trade Center Oliver 
Stone's fact-based drama. (S) 
(2006, 12, 129min) ★★★ 

3.15 About Time: Sky Movies Special 

3.30 Moonstruck Romantic comedy. 
(S) (1987, PG, 102min) ★★★★ 

5.30-6.00am Fast & Furious 6 
Special Behind the scenes. 



6.45am Trouble Along the Way 
8.50 Escort West 10.30 Dial M 
for Murder 12.35pm Knights of 
the Round Table 3.00 The 
Gunfight at Dodge City Western. 
(1958, PG, 81 min) ★★★ 

4.35 Rage at Dawn Western starring 
Randolph Scott. (1955, U, 87min) 
★★ 6.25 The Train World War Two 
adventure starring Burt Lancaster. 
(1964, b/w, PG, 127min) ★★★★ 

9.00 Last Man Standing Period 
action adventure with Bruce Willis. 
A mobster tries to cash in on the 
rivalry between warring crime 
gangs in a Texan border town in the 
1930s. (1996, 18, 101 min) ★★★ 

10.55 The Matrix Reloaded Sci-fi 
action thriller sequel starring Keanu 
Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss. 
(2003, 15, 137min) ★★★ 

1.35am Last Man Standing Action 
thriller, as shown at 9.00pm. 

3.20 Shoot-Out at Medicine Bend 
Western. (1957, b/w, U, 86min) ★★★ 
4.50 Off Set With Jamie Cullum. 

5.00-6.40am The Gunfight at 
Dodge City As shown at 3.00pm. 

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5.50am Behind the Screens 6.00 
Teleshopping 9.00 Scrooge - A 
Christmas Carol 10.50 Behind 
the Screens 11.00 K9 Christmas 
12.50pm Sony Movie News Extra 

1.00 Santa's Summer House 3.00 
A Perfect Day 4.50 Sony Movie 
News Extra 5.00 Annie: A Royal 
Adventure! Comedy drama with 
Ashley Johnson. (1995, U, 90min) ★ 

7.00 Space Warriors Family sci-fi 
drama starring Thomas Horn, Josh 
Lucas, Mira Sorvino and Danny 
Glover (2013, PG, 120min) ★★ 

9.00 Sniper 2 Thriller sequel starring 
Tom Berenger, Dan Butler, Bokeem 
Woodbine and Erika Marozsan. 
(2002, 15, 86min) ★★★ 

10.50 Sniper 3 Thriller sequel 
starring Tom Berenger and Byron 
Mann. (2003, 15, 87min) ★★ 

12.40am Starship Troopers 2: Hero 
of the Federation Sci-fi thriller 
sequel. (2004, 18, 91 min) ★★ 

2.30 Impact Point Thriller. 

(2008,15, 81 min) ★★ 

4.15-6.00am The Master of 
Disguise Comedy starring Dana 
Carvey. (2002, PG, 80min) ★ 



7.00am A Different Kind of 
Christmas 9.00 The Christmas 
Box 11.00 A Song for the Season 
1.00pm Undercover Lover 3.00 
The Christmas Wish Festive 
drama. (1998, U, 78min) ★★ 

5.00 A Dream for Christmas Festive 
drama starring Hari Rhodes. A 
minister tries to revive the fortunes 
of a poorly attended Los Angeles 
church. (1973, PG, lOOmin) ★★ 

7.00 A Holiday for Love Romantic 
drama starring Tim Matheson, 
Melissa Gilbert and Michelle 
Trachtenberg. (1996, U, 90min) ★★ 

9.00 The Christmas Choir Festive 
drama with Jason Gedrick, Tyrone 
Benskin, Rhea Perlman and Roc 
LaFortune. (2008, U, 90min) ★★★ 

11.00 One Christmas Seasonal 
drama starring Katharine Hepburn. 
(1994, PG, 97min) ★★★ 

1.00am A Holiday to Remember 
Romantic drama with Connie 
Sellecca. (1995, U, 90min) ★★ 

3.00 The Christmas Blessing Drama 
starring Rob Lowe and Neil Patrick 
Harris. (2005, PG, 96min) ★★ 

5.00-7.00am Mary and Joseph: A 
Story of Faith 2/2. Biblical drama. 


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(2005, 15, 128min) ★★★★ 

5.20 The Truth About Emanuel 

Thriller with Kaya Scodelario and 
Jessica Biel. (S) (2013, 12, 91 min) 

★★★ 7.05 The Fast and the 
Furious Thriller with Vin Diesel, 


2.00pm Jingle All the Way As 
9.00pm. 3.35 Home Alone 

Comedy. (S) (1990, PG, lOOmin) 

★★★★ 5.25 Snowmen Comedy 
drama. (S) (2010, PG, 81 min) ★★ 
6.55 New Year's Eve Ensemble 


1.45pm Thor: The Dark World As 
9.00pm. 3.45 Mama As 11.00pm. 
5.30 Judge Dredd Sci-fi action 
thriller starring Sylvester Stallone. 
(S) (1995, 15, 95min) ★★ 7.15 
I, Frankenstein Fantasy adventure 


drama. (S) (1998, 15, 136min) ★★ 

4.40 For a Few Dollars More 

Western sequel starring Clint 
Eastwood. (S) (1965, 15, 128min) 

★★★★ 6.55 Marie Antoinette 

Director Sofia Coppola's offbeat 


They Rode West Western. (S) 
(1954, U, 97min) ★★ 2.50 Kim 
Kipling’s classic adventure. (S) 
(1950, U, 112min) ★★★ 5.05 The 
War of the Worlds Sci-fi thriller 
(S) (1953, PG, 85min) ★★★★ 


Paul Walker and Michelle Rodriguez. 
(S) (2001, 15, 107min) ★★★ 


comedy drama with Michelle 
Pfeiffer. (S) (2011, 12, 117min) ★★ 


starring Aaron Eckhart and Bill 
Nighy. (S) (2014, 12, 92min) ★★ 


costume drama with Kirsten Dunst. 
(S) (2006, 12, 123min) ★★★ 


6.55 The First Wives Club Comedy. 
(S) (1996, PG, 102min) ★★★ 



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New Year's Eve 

(film started at 6.55pm) 

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I, Frankenstein 

(film started at 7.15pm) 

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Marie Antoinette 

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9.00 Cold Comes the Night 

Crime thriller starring Alice Eve. 
An ageing Mob enforcer takes 
the owner of a seedy motel 
hostage in a bid to retrieve a 
bag of missing drug money. 

(S) (2013, 15, 88min) ★★★ 

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10.35 A Man Apart Crime 
thriller with Vin Diesel, Larenz 
Tate and Timothy Olyphant. 

(S) (2003,18, 109min) ★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


9.00 Jingle All the Way Action 
comedy starring Arnold 
Schwarzenegger and Sinbad. 

A harassed businessman goes 
on a desperate search for a 
Christmas present for his son. 
(S) (1996, PG, 89min) ★★ 

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10.35 Look Who's Talking Now 

Comedy sequel starring John 
Travolta and Kirstie Alley. 

(S) (1993, 12, 95min) ★ 

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12.40am Basic Instinct Erotic thriller 
starring Sharon Stone, Michael 
Douglas and George Dzundza. 

(S) (1992, 18, 128min) ★★★ 

3.00 Jagged Edge Courtroom 
thriller (S) (1985, 18, 108min) ★★ 
5.00-6.45am Sam Churchill: 
Search for a Homeless Man 
Thriller (S)(1997,PG, 88min) ★★ 


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9.00am Gentle Ben - Terror on the 
Mountain 10.50 Behind the 
Screens 11.00 Our Wild Hearts 
1.00pm Christmas in the Clouds 
3.00 Christmas at Maxwell's 
Drama. (2006, PG, 89min) ★★ 
4.55 A Christmas Tail Family drama. 
(2012, U, 84min) ★★ 6.45 Radio 
Fact-based drama set in South 
Carolina in the 1970s, with Bryson 
Sams. (2004, PG, 109min) ★★ 


12.15am Miracle on 34th Street 

Classic Christmas fantasy. (S) 
(1947, b/w, U, 93min) ★★★★★ 
2.00 Snowmen As 5.25pm. 

3.30 Look Who's Talking Now 
Comedy, as shown at 10.35pm. 
5.15-7.00am Christmas in 
Wonderland Festive comedy. 
(S) (2007, 12, 98min) ★★ 


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7.00am Christmas Oranges 9.00 
The 12 Days of Christmas Eve 
11.00 My Santa 1.00pm The 
Great Santa Rescue Family drama. 
(2013, U, 87min) ★★ 3.00 
Christmas Magic Festive fantasy 
drama with Lindy Booth and Paul 
McGillion. (2011, PG, 120min) ★★ 
5.00 Holiday Road Trip Romantic 
drama with Ashley Scott and Patrick 
Muldoon. (2013, PG, 88min) ★★ 


9.00 The Blue Lagoon Romantic 
adventure with Brooke Shields and 
Christopher Atkins. A boy and a girl 
are shipwrecked on a desert island, 
where they are forced to grow up 
quickly. (1980, 15, 101 min) ★ 

11.10 Return to the Blue Lagoon 
Period drama with Mil la Jovovich 
and Brian Krause. A widow and her 
two adopted children take refuge 
on a tropical island, where the 
youngsters grow up ignorant of 
civilisation. (1991, 15, 105min) ★ 
1.15-3.00am Brothers in Arms 
Western starring David Carradine, 
Gabriel Casseus, Raymond Cruz and 
Jared Day. (2005, 15, 85min) ★ 


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7.00 A Royal Christmas Romantic 
drama starring Lacey Chabert and 
Stephen Flagan. A woman discovers 
her boyfriend is actually a prince. 
(2014, PG, 120min) ★★ 

9.00 The Nine Lives of Christmas 
Romantic comedy starring Brandon 
Routh, Kimberly Sustad and Chelsea 
Hobbs. (2014, PG,120min)^ 

11.00 The Christmas Spirit Fantasy 
with Nicollette Sheridan and Bart 
Johnson. (2013, PG, 120min) ★★ 

1.00am Christmas Song Festive 
drama starring Natasha Henstridge. 
(2012, PG, 120min) ★★ 

3.00-5.00am Hoax for the 
Holidays Comedy drama starring 
Martha Maclsaac and Callum Keith 
Rennie. (2010, PG, 98min) ★★ 


9.00 Thor: The Dark World 

Marvel Comics' fantasy 
adventure starring Chris 
Hemsworth, Natalie Portman 
and Tom Hiddleston. Norse god 
Thor strives to defeat an evil 
dark elf who is seeking to 
destroy the universe. With 
Christopher Eccleston. (S) 
(2013, 12, 112min) ★★★ 

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9.00 Jarhead Military drama 
starring Jake Gyllenhaal, 

Peter Sarsgaard and Jamie 
Foxx. During the Gulf War, a 
platoon of American marines 
tries to come to terms with 
stress and boredom while 
waiting to see action in Iraq. 

(S) (2005, 15, 123min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


9.00 Magic Mike Comedy 
drama starring Channing Tatum 
and Alex Pettyfer A veteran 
stripper takes a 19-year-old 
drop-out under his wing. With 
Matthew McConaughey. (S) 
(2012,15, 105min) ★★★ 

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11.00 Mama Horror starring Jessica 
Chastain and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau. 
(S) (2013, 15, 119min) ★★★ 
12.45am House on Haunted Hill 
Horror remake starring Geoffrey 
Rush, Famke Janssen and Taye 
Diggs. (S) (1999, 18, 96min) ★★★ 
2.25 The Breed Horror starring 
Michelle Rodriguez and Oliver 
Hudson. (S) (2006, 15, 90min) ★★ 
4.00-6.00am SI mOne Comedy 
(S) (2002, PG, 117min) ★★★ 


11.05 The Exorcist Horror starring 
Linda Blair. A girl is possessed by a 
demon, forcing two priests to find 
the spiritual strength to exorcise it. 
(S) (1973, 18, 121 min) ★★★★ 
1.10am I Melt with You Melodrama 
starring Thomas Jane, Jeremy Piven, 
Rob Lowe and Christian McKay. 

Four friends find their annual 
reunion troubled by an unexpected 
tragedy. (S) (2011, 18, 117min) ★ 
3.20-5.30am Jarhead As 9.00pm. 


11.15 Goon Sports comedy starring 
Seann William Scott, Jay Baruchel 
and Marc-Andre Grondin. (S) 


(2011, 15, 91 min) ★★★ 
1.05-4.00am The Girl with the 
Dragon Tattoo Swedish crime 
thriller starring Michael Nyqvist 
and Noomi Rapace. Subtitled. 
(2009, 18, 152min) ★★★★ 


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2.00pm A Bride for Christmas 

Channel 5 Romantic drama 
starring Arielle Kebbel. (HD) ★★ 
2.00pm Santa with Muscles 
SonyTV Family comedy starring 
Hulk Hogan and Don Stark. ★ 
2.00pm F6 Twister Syfy Disaster 
thriller starring Casper Van Dien 
and Victoria Pratt. (HD) ★★ 

2.1 Opm Run Silent, Run Deep 
5USA Military drama. ★★★ 
3.45pm Lucky Christmas Channel 5 
Festive family romance starring 
Elizabeth Berkley. (HD) ★★ 
3.50pm Summer of Fear Horror 
Channel Thriller starring Gregory 
Harrison and Corin Nemec. ★★ 
5.00pm Cloud 9 Disney Romantic 
teenage drama. (HD) ★★★ 


EVENING (7-llpm) 


7.30pm Harry Potter and the 
Order of the Phoenix ITV Fantasy 
adventure based on JK Rowling's 
bestselling book. (HD) ★★★ 
9.00pm 300 ITV4 Epic adventure 
starring Gerard Butler and 
Lena Headey. (HD) ★★★★ 

9.00pm Lethal Weapon 4 5^ 

Action thriller sequel starring Mel 
Gibson and Danny Glover. ★★★ 
9.00pm Season of the Witch More 4 
Supernatural action adventure 
starring Nicolas Cage. (HD) ★★ 
9.00pm The Switch Comedy Central 
Romantic comedy starring Jennifer 
Aniston and Jason Bateman. ★★★ 
9.00pm Cowboys & Zombies Horror 
Channel Zombie Western. ★★ 

1 0.00pm The 40 Year Old Virgin 
ITV2 Comedy. (HD) ★★★★ 

1 0.00pm Deadly Suspicion 
5USA Psychological thriller. ★★ 

1 0.40pm Waterworld ITV 
(Nl: 1 1. 1 Opm, Not Scot) Sci-fi 
action adventure. (HD) ★★★ 

1 0.50pm The Dead Zone Horror 
Channel David Cronenberg's thriller 
starring Christopher Walken. ★★★ 


1 1 .20pm The Matrix Revolutions 

ITV4 Sci-fi action thriller starring 
Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne 
and Carrie-Anne Moss. (HD) ★★★ 

1 1.35pm WreckersBBC/ (Scot: 
12.35am) Psychological drama 
starring Claire Foy. (HD) ★★★★ 

1 2.50am The Tortured Horror 
Channel Revenge thriller. ★ 

1 .00am Ice Spiders Syfy Sci-fi 
monster thriller starring Patrick 
Muldoon, Vanessa Williams and 
Thomas Calabro. (HD) ★★ 

2.2 5am Exorcismus Horror Channel 
Horror thriller starring Sophie 
Vavasseur, Stephen Billington 
and Douglas Bradley. ★★★ 
4.00am Grimm's Snow White Syfy 
Fantasy adventure starring Eliza 
Bennet and Jane March. (HD) ★ 


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6.00am Football League Gold 
(HD) 6.15 Football Gold 

6.30 Football League Gold 
(HD) 7.00 WWE - Afterburn 
(HD) 8.00 Barclays Premier 
League Review (HD) 9.00 
Ford Monday Night Football 
(HD) 11.30 FL72 Review 
(HD) 12.30pm SPFL 
Round-Up (HD) 1.00 Ford 
Monday Night Football (HD) 

3.30 0ne2 Eleven (HD) 

4.00 Premier League 100 

Club (HD) 4.30 Barclays 
Premier League Legends 
(HD) 5.00 Football Gold 
(HD) 5.30 Barclays Premier 
League Legends (HD) 

6.00 Barclays Premier 
League Review (HD) 7.00 
Barclays Premier League 
Legends (HD) 7.30 LIVE 
Capital One Cup Football 
Derby County v Chelsea: 
Kick-off is at 7.45. (HD) 

10.00 Darts Gold (HD) 
12.00m't Capital One Cup 

Football (HD) 1.00am 
Premier League 100 Club 
(HD) 1.30 Barclays Premier 
League Legends (HD) 2.00 
Football's Greatest Teams 
(HD) 2.30 Football Gold 
(HD) 3.00 Capital One Cup 
Football (HD) 4.00 Premier 
League 100 Club (HD) 

4.30 Barclays Premier 
League Legends (HD) 5.00 
Football's Greatest Teams 
(HD) 5.30-6.00am 
Football Gold (HD) 


6.00am LIVE Test Cricket: 
Australia v India: The final 
day of the second Test from 
Adelaide. (HD) 7.30 ODI 
Cricket Classic: Eng v Ind 

8.00 Sky Sports Classics: 
ODI Cricket Classic: SA v 
Aus 8.30 LIVE One-Day 
International Cricket: Sri 
Lanka v England: The final 
game of the seven-match 
series from Colombo. (HD) 

5.30pm Test Cricket Action 
from Australia v India. (HD) 

6.30 Cricket Classics 

7.00 Ashes Modern Classics 

Double bill. (HD) 

8.00 One-Day International 
Cricket Highlights of Sri 
Lanka v England. (HD) 

9.00 Test Cricket Action 
from Australia v India. (HD) 

10.00 One-Day 
International Cricket 

Sri Lanka v England. (HD) 

11.00 The Ashes: 

England's Best Days (HD) 

12.00m't One-Day 
International Cricket (HD) 
1.00am ODI Cricket 
Classic: Eng v Ind 2.00 
Ashes Modern Classics 
(HD) 3.00 The Ashes: 
England's Best Days (HD) 

4.00 One-Day International 
Cricket (HD) 5.00-6.00am 
Sporting Heroes: Bob 
Wilson Interviews 
Gordon Banks (HD) 


6.00am Sporting Heroes 
(HD) 7.00 Time of Our 
Lives 8.00 Anthony Joshua: 
Heavyweight Hopes (HD) 

9.00 Sporting Heroes (HD) 

10.00 Sporting Rivalries 
(HD) 11.00 Racing News 
(HD) 11.30 Sporting Greats 
12.00noon Sporting 
Heroes (HD) 1.00pm 
Sporting Rivalries (HD) 

2.00 Sporting Heroes (HD) 

3.00 Time of Our Lives 

4.00 Sporting Heroes (HD) 

5.00 Spruce Meadows 
Journal (HD) 

6.00 Sports Unlimited (HD) 

7.00 FEI Nations Cup Show 
Jumping From Gijon, Spain. 

8.00 FEI Nations Cup Show 
Jumping From Hickstead. 

9.00 Spruce Meadows 
Journal Focusing on the 
showjumping venue. (HD) 

10.00 Sporting Heroes (HD) 

11.00 PI Aquacross USA 

A review of the season. (HD) 

11.30 PI Superstock 
Powerboating USA (HD) 

12.00m't Sports Unlimited 
(HD) 1.00am WWE: 

Late Night - Smackdown 
(HD) 3.00 Sporting 
Greats (HD) 5.00 PI 
Aquacross USA (HD) 5.30- 
6.00am PI Superstock 
Powerboating USA (HD) 


6.00am Shell's Wonderful 
World of Golf 8.00 PGA 
Tour Classic 9.00 European 
Tour Golf (HD) 10.00 
Sporting Greats 11.00 
Trilby Tour Golf (HD) 

12.00noon PGA Tour 
Classic The 1995 staging 
of the Sprint International. 

I. 00pm PGA Tour Classic The 

1996 Memorial Tournament. 

2.00 Shell's Wonderful 
World of Golf Gary Player 
v Tom Weiskopf from 2002. 

4.00 PGA Tour Classic 

The 1995 Kemper Open. 

5.00 Shell's Wonderful 
World of Golf Sergio Garcia 
v Phil Mickelson from 2001. 

6.30 Golfing World (HD) 

7.30 Sportswomen 

Talking points in the world 
of women's sport. (HD) 

8.00 Franklin Templeton 
Shootout Golf Action from 
the Tiburon Golf Club at the 
Ritz in Naples, Florida. (HD) 

10.00 Golfing World (HD) 

II. 00 Volvo Ocean Race The 

latest from the race. (HD) 

11.30 Sportswomen (HD) 

12.00m't PGA Tour Classic 
1.00am Franklin Templeton 
Shootout Golf (HD) 

3.00 PGA Tour Classic 

4.00-6.00am Shell's 
Wonderful World of Golf 


6.00am Highlights 10.00 
La Liga Football (HD) 
12.00noon Eredivisie 
Round-Up (HD) 1.00pm Sky 
Sports Today 2.00 Eredivisie 
Round-Up (HD) 3.00 Revista 
De La Liga (HD) 4.00 
Football’s Greatest Players 

4.30 Football's Greatest 
International Teams 5.30 
Football’s Greatest Teams 

6.00 News HQ at 6 7.00 
Football’s Greatest Players 

7.30 Football’s Greatest 
Managers 8.00 0ne2Eleven 
(HD) 8.15 Spanish Football 
Gold (HD) 8.30 Football’s 
Greatest Players 9.00 
Football’s Greatest 
International Teams 9.30 
Football’s Greatest Teams 
(HD) 10.00 0ne2 Eleven 
(HD) 10.15 Spanish Football 
Gold (HD) 10.30 Football’s 
Greatest Players 11.00 
Eredivisie Round-Up (HD) 
12.00m't Football's Greatest 
International Teams 12.30am 
Football’s Greatest Teams 

1.00 Football's Greatest 
Managers 1.30 Football's 
Greatest Players 2.00 
Football’s Greatest Teams 

2.30 Football's Greatest 
Players 3.00 Football's 
Greatest Teams 3.30 
Football’s Greatest Players 

4.30 Football’s Greatest 
Teams 5.00 Football’s 
Greatest International 
Teams 5.30-6.00am 
Football’s Greatest Teams 


7.30am Eurogoals 8.15 
Figure Skating (HD) 10.15 
Biathlon: Double bill. (HD) 

12.15pm Ski Jumping World 
Cup action from Russia. (HD) 

1.15 Snooker The final of the 
European Tour event in 
Lisbon, Portugal. (HD) 

3.15 Eurogoals Round-up of 
European football action. 

4.00 Biathlon World Cup 
action from Austria. (HD) 

5.30 Strongest Man: 
Champions League The 

recent event in Malaysia. 

6.30 NFL: Monday Night 
Football Chicago Bears v 
New Orleans Saints. (HD) 

7.30 NFL Round-Up (HD) 

8.30 Boxing Action from 
Wladimir Klitschko v Kubrat 
Pulev in Hamburg. (HD) 

9.30 Boxing: Knockout 
Classics A look at some of 
the best-ever knockouts, 
featuring George Foreman 
and Bernard Hopkins. 

10.00 GT Academy 
2014: Masterclass 

10.15 FI A European Rally 
Championship A review 
of the 2014 season. (HD) 

10.45 FIA World Touring 
Car Championship A look 
back at the 2014 season. 

11.20pm-12.30am Ski 
Jumping From Russia. (HD) 


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6.00am A-League Football 
Highlights (HD) 6.30 Game 
of the Week (HD) 7.00 
SportsHUB (HD) 7.15 Global 
Goals (HD) 7.30 Premier 
League Review (HD) 8.30 
LIVE Football Federation 
Australia Cup: Adelaide 
United v Perth Glory. (HD) 
11.00 SPFL Highlights (HD) 
11.30 Global Goals (HD) 11.45 
SportsHUB (HD) 12.00noon 
French Ligue 1 Preview (HD) 

I. 00pm SPFL Highlights 
(HD) 1.30 Premier League 
Review (HD) 2.30 Bundesliga 
Preview (HD) 3.00 European 
Football Show Highlights 
(HD) 5.00 Bundesliga 
Preview (HD) 5.30 Football 
Federation Australia Cup 
(HD) 7.00 Football Tonight 
(HD) 7.30 LIVE FA Cup: 

A second-round replay. (HD) 
10.00 SportsHUB (HD) 10.15 
Boxing Tonight (HD) 11.15 
Last Week, This Week (HD) 

II. 45 SportsHUB (HD) 
12.00m't NBA Inside Stuff 
(HD) 12.30am NBA 
Countdown (HD) 1.00 LIVE 
NBA: New York Knicks v 
Dallas Mavericks. (HD) 3.30 
Global Goals (HD) 4.00 
SPFL Highlights (HD) 4.30- 
6.00am Rugby Tonight (HD) 


6.00am FIM Superprestigio 
Dirt Track 2014 (HD) 

8.00 Serie A (HD) 11.00 
Bundesliga Review (HD) 

12.00noon Rugby Tonight (HD) 

I. 30pm Formula E 
Championship (HD) 

2.30 Euroleague Basketball 
Magazine (HD) 

3.00 FIM Superprestigio 
Dirt Track 2014 (HD) 

5.00 Serie A (HD) 

6.30 Bundesliga Review (HD) 

7.00 LIVE Bundesliga Bayern 
Munich v SC Freiburg: 

From the Allianz Arena. 
Kick-off is at 7.00. (HD) 

9.00 Fighting for Peace 
with Louise Hazel (HD) 

9.30 UFC: Beyond 
The Octagon (HD) 

10.00 WTA All Access (HD) 

II. 00 UFC 168: Weidman v 
Silva 2 Chris Weidman v 
Anderson Silva. (HD) 

2.00am UFC: Beyond The 
Octagon (HD) 2.30 SPFL 
Highlights (HD) 3.00 Last 
Week, This Week (HD) 3.30 
Baker & Kelly's VSPO (HD) 
4.30 A-League Football 
Highlights (HD) 5.00 
Game of the Week (HD) 
5.30-6.00am Euroleague 
Basketball Magazine (HD) 


6.00am College Football 
Special - 2014 Heisman 
Trophy Presentation (HD) 

7.00 ESPN Kicks (HD) 7.15 
College Basketball (HD) 

9.00 College Football Live 
(HD) 9.30 NBA Tonight 
(HD) 10.00 NCAA Men's 
Soccer Championship (HD) 
12.00noon NCAA Men's 
Soccer Championship (HD) 

2.00pm NCAA Men's Soccer 
Championship (HD) 

4.00 ESPN Kicks (HD) 

4.15 College Basketball (HD) 

6.00 NBA (HD) 

8.00 LIVE French League Cup 
Nantes v Metz: Coverage from 
the Stade de la Beaujoire. 
Kick-off is at 8.00. (HD) 

10.00 Euroleague 
Basketball Magazine 

10.30 NBA Inside Stuff 

11.00 NBA Tonight (HD) 

11.30 College Football Live 
(HD) 12.00m't LIVE 
College Basketball: UNC 
Greensboro Spartans v North 
Carolina Tar Heels: Tip-off is 
at 12.00. (HD) 2.00am LIVE 
College Basketball: Wichita 
State Shockers v Alabama 
Crimson Tide: Tip-off is at 
2.00. (HD) 4.00 ESPN 
Kicks (HD) 4.15-6.00am 
College Basketball (HD) 


6.00am Ferrari Challenge 
Europa Trofeo Pirelli 7.20 
Ferrari Finali Mondiali 9.00 
Race of Champions - 
Barbados: As 11.05pm. 

12.10pm Lamborghini Super 
Trofeo Highlights of the 
World Final from Sepang. 

I. 10 Ferrari Finali Mondiali 
Acion from Abu Dhabi. 

3.15 GT Asia Series Highlights 
of round 13 in Guia, Macau. 

3.45 Australian National Drag 
Racing Action from Sydney. 

4.50 NASCAR A review of 
the 2014 Nationwide Series. 

8.00 Bike World 

8.30 Auto Mundial 

9.00 Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series The Pro Lite 
and Pro 2 disciplines from 
Lake Elsinore, California. 

10.05 Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series The Pro 4 and 
Pro Buggy disciplines from 
Lake Elsinore, California. 

II. 05 Race of Champions - 
Barbados A look back at the 
Race of Champions event. 

2.15am Renault Sport Inside 
Magazine: Behind the scenes. 
3.40 Auto Mundial 4.10 
Lucas Oil Off Road Racing 
Series 5.05-6.00am Lucas 
Oil Off Road Racing Series 



6.00-9.00am The Home of 
Formula One 9.00 Formula 1: 
The Chinese Grand Prix: 

The fourth round of the 
season at the Shanghai 
International Circuit. (HD) 

I. 45pm Formula 1: The 
Spanish Grand Prix: The fifth 
round of the season at the 
Circuit de Catalunya. (HD) 
6.30 Formula 1: The Monaco 
Grand Prix: The sixth round 
of the season from the 
Circuit de Monaco. (HD) 

II. 15 FI Classic Races: Another 
chance to see the 1997 
Hungarian Grand Prix. 

(HD) 1.30-6.00am The 
Home of Formula One 



6.00am Strongest Man: 
Champions League 7.00 
Snooker (HD) 9.00 Biathlon 
(HD) 10.00 Ski Jumping 
(HD) 11.00 Snooker (HD) 

1.00pm Biathlon World Cup 
action from Austria. (HD) 

1.30 Figure Skating The 
Grand Prix of Figure Skating 
Final from Barcelona. (HD) 

3.30 Biathlon World Cup 
action from Austria. (HD) 

4.00 Ski Jumping World Cup 
highlights from Russia. (HD) 

5.00 The EuroLeague 
Basketball Show 

5.30 LIVE EuroCup Basketball 
CEZ Nymburk v Baloncesto 
Sevilla: Tip-off is at 5.30. 

7.15 WATTS 

7.30 LIVE EuroCup Basketball 

Strasbourg v Paris-Levallois: 
Tip-off is at 7.30. 

9.15 NFL: Monday Night 
Football Chicago Bears v 
New Orleans Saints. (HD) 

10.15 NFL Round-Up (HD) 

11.15 FIA World Touring 
Car Championship 

11.45 WATTS 

12.00m't Snooker (HD) 
2.00am EuroCup Basketball 
4.00 The EuroLeague 
Basketball Show 4.30- 
6.30am Snooker (HD) 


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ON OTHER 
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TODAY 


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Catterick and Kempton Park 

Racing UK Coverage of 
this afternoon's meetings. 

12.15pm LIVE Raceday At The 

Races Coverage of today's 


meeting at Southwell. 

5.15pm LIVE Stateside At The 

Races Coverage from America. 

2.00am LIVE Australian Racing 

At The Races Coverage of a 
meeting Down Under 


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Awards ceremony 



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The British 
Comedy Awards 

Channel 4 HD, 9pm/Channel 4+1, 10pm 

Jonathan Ross hosts the 25th gag- 
filled gongs, featuring two new categories 

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Business 



Documentary 


W. I I 


The Apprentice 

BBC1 HD, 9pm 

The final five hopefuls' conduct and CVs 
are picked over by Lord Sugar’s advisers 
as the show reaches its interview stage 


The Fight for 
Saturday Night 

BBC4HD,9pm 

Michael Grade looks at the ways TV 
channels boost their weekend ratings 


Hit and Run 

ITVHD, 9pm/ITV+1, 10pm 

A focus on the police officers, such as 
Sergeant Lee Westhead, who fight for 
justice for victims of serious collisions 


IPM 


8.00p 


9.00p 


9.30p 


10.00p 


10.30. 


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102 BBC2 


104 CHANNEL 4 


7.00 The One Show 
7.00 The 12 Drinks of Christmas 
7.00 Emmerdale ] 7.30 Coronation Street] 
7.00 News 


8.00 Waterloo Road 
8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals 
8.00 Surprise Surprise 
8.00 Posh Pawn at Christmas 


7.00 Living on the Edge: Blood in the Snow 8.00 Gibraltar: Britain in the Sun 


9.00 The Apprentice 

9.00 Secrets of the Castle with Ruth, Peter... 
9.00 Hit and Run 
9.00 The British Comedy Awards 
9.00 Benefits Britain: Life on the Dole 


10.00 News; Local News 1 10.35 Live at... t 

10.00 The Apprentice..] 10.30 Newsnight t 
10.00 News; Local News 

10.00 Crazy Christmas Compulsives 


106 SKY1 


115 BBC3 


118 ITV2 


116 BBC4 


| 136 E4 

1 108 SKY AT LANTIC 
| 111 DAVE 
I 120 ITV4 


112 COMEDY CENTRAL 


114 SYFY 


138 M0RE4 


7.00 The Simpsons 


8.00 All Aboard: East Coast Trains 


9.00 Tsunami: 10 Years After the Wave 


10.00 Forever 


7.00 Don't Tell the Bride: Christmas Revenge 8.00 Gavin & Stacey 


9.00 The Call Centre Christmas 


10.00 Sweat the... 10.30 Russell... 


J 7.00 You’ve Been Framed! Harry's Favourites 8.00 The X Factor Class of 2014 

7.00 News 7.30 Great British... 8.00 Christmas with Val Doonican 

[ 7.00 Hollyoaks 7.30 Melissa &Joey 8.00 Film: Edward Scissorhands 


9.00 The Office Xmas Party 
9.00 The Fight for Saturday Night 


10.00 Film: Keith Lemon: The Film 

[ 10.30 Parkinson: The... 
j 10.05 The Big Bang Theory 


7.00 Million Dollar Listing: Miami 
7.00 Without a Trace 
7.00 Porridge: Inside Out 
7.00 American Pickers 
◄ 6.55 Wycliffe 


8.00 Bones 
8.00 Urban Secrets 
8.00 Steptoe and Son 
8.00 Storage Hunters 
8.00 Lewis 


9.00 Film: Dead Calm 

9.00 Blue Bloods 

] 8.55 Only Fools and Horses 

1 9.00 Have I Got a Bit More News for You 


10.00 The Newsroom 
10.00 Outnumbered 
10.00 Room 101 
10.00 The Jury 


10.40 Ql 


7.00 Pawn Stars 
7.00 Friends 


7.30 The Middle 


8.00 Brazil Brazil: World Cup Revisited 
8.00 Friends 


1 7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 


8.00 Defiance 


UNIVERSAL 


523 ANIMAL PLANET 


526 NAT GEO 


529 HISTORY 


◄ 6.50 Kirstie's Homemade Christmas 

1 7.00 L aw & Order 

1 7.00 Wheeler Dealers 

7.00 Too Cute! 


1 7.55 Grand Designs 
8.00 NCIS 

8.00 Turbo Pickers 
8.00 Treehouse Masters 


7.00 Air Crash Investigation 
7.00 Pawn Stars 


[ 7.00 Coast 

1240 HOME & HEALTH 1 7.00 


8.00 Unearthing World War I 


Homes Under the Hammer 
7.00 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 


9.00 River Monsters 
9.00 Impractical Jokers 


10.00 Film: Jet Li's Fearless 
10.00 South Park 


9.00 The Originals 


10.00 Dominion 


9.00 My Big Fat Gypsy Christmas 
9.00 Sleepy Hollow 

9.00 Fast N' Loud 
9.00 Pool Master 


10.00 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown 
10.00 How to Get Away with Murder 

10.00 Misfit Garage 
10.00 Swamp Wars 


8.00 Car SOS 

9.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai 

8.00 American... 1 8.30 The Legend of... 

9.00 The Legend of Shelby 


10.00 Highway Thru Hell 
10.00 Down East Dickering 


9.00 Oz and Hugh Drink to Christmas 
9.00 19 Kids and Counting 


10.00 WW2 Air Crash Detectives 


10.00 King's Cross ER 


133 GOOD FOOD 


301 SKYF 


310 SKY SHOWCASE 


7.00 Rachel Allen: All... 7.30 Rachel Allen’s... 

8.00 Jamie's Christmas with Bells On 

9.00 Heston Blumenthal's Perfect Christmas 

1 10.00 Delia Smith's Christmas 

7.00 Escape to the Country 

8.00 Beeny's Restoration Nightmare 

9.00 River Cottage: Winter's on the Way 

1 10.00 One 

Born Every Minute 

◄ 6.00 A New York Winter's Tale 

8.00 The Book Thief 



10.15 Her 

◄ 5.45 42 

8.00 Iron Man 3 

10.15 Flight 


| 304 SKY GREATS |< 6.00 Night at the Museum 


8.00 The Secret Life of Walter Mitty 


305 SKY DISNEY 


< 6.00 Snow White... 7.30 Toy Story That.. 8.00 A Christmas Carol 


| 306 SKY FAMILY < 6.10 The Smurfs 2 
108 SKY COMEDY 
103 SKY CHRISTMAS | 


10.00 There's Something About Mary 
[9.40 Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest 


8.00 Home Alone 


10.00 Oz the Great and Powerful 


7.00 Elysium 


9.00 Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit 


| 308 SKY COMEDY | < 5.50 The Best Man Holiday 
2 Fast 2 Furious 


8.00 The Internship 


303 SKY CHRISTMAS < 6.20 Black Nativity 


311 SKY SCI-FI 


10.10 Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa 


9.00 Pride and Glory 


8.00 Best Christmas Movies Ever 


9.30 Love Actually 


7.15 The I Inside 


9.00 Predator 


| 312 SKY SELECT | < 6.10 Blue Jasmine 


8.00 The Walker 


◄ 6.25 Twilight 


317 TCM 


402 SKY SPORTS 1 


◄ 6.10 Solomon and Sheba 


10.00 The People vs Larry Flynt 


9.00 G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 


9.00 Dangerous Ground 


7.00 Capital One Cup Football - Live: Bournemouth v Liverpool: From Dean Court (Kick-off 7.45) 



10.00 Darts Gold 


7.00 Sporting Greats 

7.30 Ashes Modern... 

8.00 Test Cricket 

9.00 Cricket Classics 

10.00 Test Cricket 

7.00 Sportswomen 

7.30 Netball - Live: England v Malawi: From the Copper Box in London (Centre-pass 7.45) 9.30 Squash 

[ 10.30 Sportswomen 

7.00 Sporting Greats 

8.00 Shell's Wonderful World of Golf 

10.00 PGA Tour Classic 

7.05 Equestrian 


8.10 Equestrian 

9.20 Ladies Golf 9.55 Ski Jumping 10.30 NFL: Monday... 


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in Sport on Other Channels, page 82 

6.00am Breakfast (S)(HD) 9.15 Operation 
Meet the Street (S)(HD) 10.00 Homes 
Under the Hammer (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 
Saints and Scroungers (S)(HD) 11.30 
Oxford Street Revealed (S)(HD)(AD) 
12.15pm Bargain Hunt (S)(HD)(AD) 

1.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 1.30 Local 
News (S) 1.45 Doctors (S)(HD)(AD) 
2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 
(Series 1 ) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.10 Escape 
to the Country (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

3.40 Christmas Kitchen with James 
Martin 8/10. James is joined by Bryn 
Williams and Brian Turner. (S)(HD) 

4.30 Flog It! The best finds. (S)(HD) 

5.15 Pointless Quiz show. (S)(R)(HD) 

6.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 

6.30 Local News (S) 



7.00 The One Show 

Matt Baker and Alex Jones 
present the topical show. (S)(HD) 


8.00 Waterloo Road 

10/20. Justin punches Allie, forcing 
Vaughan to report him to the police, 
Darren arranges a surprise for Grace, 
but she's not happy, and George 
returns with information about the 
school. (Series 10) (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ The series continues in 2015 

9.00 The Apprentice 

12/14. The final five face the 
interview round, in which Lord 
Sugar's trusted associates scrutinise 
their CVs and business plans, helping 
the businessman choose which 
candidates he wants in the final. 

See feature , page 12 ( S )( H D ) 

10.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 

10.25 Local News(S) 

Followed by Lottery Update (S) 

10.35 Live at the Apollo 

4/6. Jon Richardson hosts an evening 
of stand-up comedy, introducing Sara 
Pascoe and Nathan Caton. (S)(HD) 

11.05 The League Cup Show Manish 
Bhasin presents highlights of this 
evening’s quarter-finals, as Bournemouth 
welcomed Liverpool to Dean Court and 
Tottenham Hotspur faced Newcastle 
United at White Hart Lane. (S)(HD) 

11.50 Film 2014 SERIES FINALE 7/7 
A preview of Christmas and New Year 
releases, including Birdman. (S)(HD) 
12.20am The Apprentice (S)(R)(HD) 
1.20 Weather for the Week Ahead (S) 
1.25-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD) 


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6.00am Homes Under the Hammer (S)(R) 

7.00 Saints and Scroungers (S)(R)(HD) 

7.30 Oxford Street Revealed (S)(R)(HD) 
(AD) 8.15-11.00 Sign Zone: Glorious 
Gardens from Above (S)(R) 9.00 
Great Continental Railway Journeys 
(S)(R)(AD) 10.00 Close Calls: On 
Camera (S)(R) 10.30 See Hear (S)(HD) 

11.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 11.30 Daily 
Politics (S)(HD) 1.00pm Lifeline (S)(R) 
(HD) 1.10 Coast (S)(HD) 1.25 Ready 
Steady Cook Xmas (S)(R)(HD) 2.10 
The Great British Bake Off (S)(R)(HD) 
3.10 A Place to Call Home (S)(HD) 
3.55 The World's Most Photographed 
(S)(R) 4.25 Andrew Marr's History of 
Modern Britain (S)(R)(AD) 5.25 
Vintage Antiques Roadshow (S)(R) 
(HD) 6.00 Eggheads Quiz show. (S)(R) 
(HD) 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - 
It Takes Two Zoe Ball hosts. (S)(HD) 



7.00 The 12 Drinks of Christmas 

Alexander Armstrong and his brother- 
in-law Giles Coren get together to 
select 12 different drinks for the 
festive period, ranging from the best 
Christmas Eve cocktail to the wine 
to serve with lunch. (S)(R)(HD) 


8.00 MasterChef: 

The Professionals 

19/21. The five finalists are reduced 
by one after an invention test, before 
the remaining four are each put in 
charge of cooking a course at a 
dinner for leading UK chefs. (S)(HD) 
■ Continues tomorrow 

9.00 Secrets of the Castle 
with Ruth, Peter and Tom 
SERIES FINALE 5/5. As their time 
in Burgundy draws to an end, the 
presenters help with one of the 
castle's most ambitious projects 
to date - a spectacular limestone 
window for the chapel. (S)(HD)(AD) 

10.00 The Apprentice: 

You're Fired 

SERIES FINALE 11/11. With the 
three candidates eliminated 
after the interviews. (S)(HD) 

10.30 Newsnight (S)(HD) 


11.20 Posh People: Inside Tatler 2/3. 
The younger generation of Britain's 
upper classes gathers at the Teen Tatler 
Bystander Ball. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

12.20am Sign Zone: See Hear (S)(R)(HD) 
12.50 Previews (S) 

4.00-6.00am BBC Learning Zone 

Educational programmes. (S)(R)(HD) 



6.00am Good Morning Britain Jim 

Carrey chats to Richard Arnold. (S)(HD) 

8.30 Lorraine Lorraine is joined by Jason 
Manford and Hugh Dennis. (S)(HD) 

9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S)(HD) 

10.30 This Morning (S) 

12.30pm Let's Do Christmas with Gino & 

Mel 8/10. With Zoe Wanamaker (S)(HD) 

1.30 I TV News (S) 

1.55 Local News (S) 

2.00 Peter Andre's 60 Minute 
Makeover A charity campaigner in 
Stockport receives a home makeover 
from Peter and the team. (S)(HD) 

3.00 Secret Dealers Items up for grabs 
include an Arts and Crafts oak cherub 
and a silver hunting horn. (S)(HD) 

4.00 Tipping Point Quiz. (S)(R)(HD) 

5.00 The Chase Quiz show. (S)(HD) 

6.00 Local News (S) 

6.30 I TV News (S) 



7.00 Emmerdale 

Chrissie is certain Ross was involved 
in the robbery. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2 

7.30 Coronation Street 

David and Tyrone fight over a 
Christmas tree. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2 

8.00 Surprise Surprise 

7/8. McBusted perform on top of the 
02 Arena, a volunteer receives a 
delivery from Russell Watson, John 
Hartson meets a fundraiser, and an 
aid worker is rewarded. (S)(HD) 


9.00 NEW Hit and Run 

There are more than 16,000 hit-and- 
runs every year in Britain resulting in 
serious injury or death. Paul McCann 
narrates a documentary following 
police officers trying to catch guilty 
parties and meeting the families of 
victims who lost their lives. (S)(HD) 

10.00 I TV News (S) 


10.30 Local News (S) 

10.40 FILM Cliffhanger 

Action adventure starring Sylvester 
Stallone and John Lithgow. A Rocky 
Mountains rescuer attempts to foil a 
violent gang searching for its loot in 
the wilderness. With Janine Turner. (S) 
(HD)(AD) (1993, 15, 125min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANGUAGE ••• 


12.45am Jackpot247 

3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA The 

host takes his show stateside. (S)(SL)(R) 

3.40 I TV Nightscreen (HD) 
5.05-6.00am The Jeremy Kyle Show 

Guests air their differences. (S)(R)(HD) 


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6.20am The King of Queens (S)(R) 7.10 
3rd Rock from the Sun (S)(R) 8.00- 

9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (S) 
(R) 9.30-11.00 Frasier (S)(R) 11.00 
Jamie's Best Ever Christmas (S)(R)(HD) 

12.00noon News (S) 

12.05pm A SuperScrimpers Christmas 
A frugal festive holiday. (S)(R)(HD) 

1.05 Celebrity Come Dine with Me With 
Diane Abbott, Terry Christian, Danielle 
Lloyd and Wayne Sleep. (S)(R)(HD) 

2.10 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 
Homes in Wiltshire and France. (S)(HD) 

3.10 Countdown (S)(HD) 

4.00 Deal or No Deal (S)(HD)(AD) 

5.00 Come Dine with Me (S)(HD) 

5.30 Coach Trip The group goes whale- 
watching in Middelfart, Denmark. (S)(HD) 

6.00 The Simpsons (S)(R)(AD) 

6.30 Hollyoaks Nico continues the 
hunt for her father (S)(HD)(AD) 



7.00 News (S) 


8.00 Posh Pawn at Christmas 
SERIES FINALE 6/6. James arranges 
free valuations for charity, model 
Caprice sells a designer dress 

for a worthy cause, and Lawrence 
appraises a signed Manny 
Pacquiao boxing glove. (S)(HD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on 4seven 

9.00 LIVE The British 
Comedy Awards 

Jonathan Ross hosts the annual 
ceremony in its 25th year, celebrating 
the best in British comedy. Nominees 
include Matt Berry, Harry Enfield, 
Katherine Parkinson and Graham 
Norton. See feature, page 9 (S) 

■ Repeated on Friday 


11.05 NEW Rhod Gilbert: The Man with 
the Flaming Battenberg Tattoo (S) 
12.05am FILM The Selfish Giant Drama. 


(S)(HD) (2013, 15, 95min) ★★★★ 1.40 
Extreme Brat Camp (S)(R)(HD) 2.35 
FILM The Bandit of Sherwood Forest 
Medieval adventure. (S)(SL)(HD) (1946, 
U, 90min) ★★ 4.05 Phil Spencer: 
Secret Agent (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 5.00 
Hugh's 3 Good Things: Best Bites (S) 
(R)(HD) 5.10 Face the Clock (S)(R)(HD) 
5.35-6.20am Countdown (S)(R)(HD) 


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6.00-9.15am Milkshake! 

9.15am The Wright Stuff (HD) 

11.35 FILM Paper Angels Drama with 
Josie Bissett and Matthew Settle. (S) 
(HD)(AD) (2014, PG, 105min) ★★ 
1.20pm News (S)(HD) 

1.25 Home and Away (S)(HD)(AD) 
1.55 FILM Angels and Ornaments 
Romantic fantasy with Jessalyn Gilsig. 
(S)(HD)(AD) (2014, PG, 105min) ★★ 
3.40 FILM Christmas Song Festive 
drama starring Natasha Henstridge. 
After a school merger, two music 
teachers fight for their jobs via a 
televised Christmas carol competition. 
(S)(HD) (2012, PG, llOmin) ★★ 

5.30 News (S)(HD) 

6.00 Home and Away Brax follows 
Nate's first-aid instructions as he 
tries to stabilise VJ. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

6.30 News (S)(HD) 



7.00 Living on the Edge: 

Blood in the Snow 

SERIES FINALE 3/3 Chris Terrill 
travels to the north of Norway to 
spend time with the Sami people, 
following reindeer herders as they 
embark on their arduous annual 
migration to the coast. (S)(HD) 

8.00 Gibraltar: 

Britain in the Sun 

SERIES FINALE 8/8 A 94-year- 
old world-record-breaking wing- 
walker attempts to fly around the 
Rock in his latest challenge, and 
Man of Steel star Henry Cavill 
takes part in a charity run. (S)(HD) 

9.00 Benefits Britain: 

Life on the Dole 

SERIES FINALE 4/4 Christmas 
for people living on state welfare, 
including a woman struggling to 
buy gifts for her eight children 
and two friends who rummage 
through shops' bins. (S)(HD) 

10.00 Crazy Christmas 
Compulsives 

SERIES FINALE 2/2 Another 
selection of people who take festive 
revelry to the extreme, including a 
Wiltshire electrician who celebrates 
Christmas every day of the year. (S) 


11.00 Kids' Hospital at Christmas 
2/3. A seven-year-old with a rare 
and incurable disorder joins in the 
festivities on her ward. (S)(R)(HD) 

12.00m't NCIS: Los Angeles (S)(HD) 
1.00am SuperCasino 3.10 The 
Railway: First Great Western (S)(R) 
(HD) 4.00 Nick's Quest (S)(SL)(R) 
4.25 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 

4.45 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 5.10 
House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 5.35- 
6.00am Wildlife SOS (S)(SL)(R) 


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|| HD 106/217 

VIRGIN 109 
HD 110 



6.00am The Real A&E (S)(R) 7.00 
Sun, Sea and A&E (S)(R) 8.00 
Futurama (S)(R)(HD) 9.00 NCIS: 

Los Angeles (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 
Hawaii Five-0 Double bill. (S)(R)(HD) 

1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 
Resurrection: 21/24. (S)(R)(HD) 

2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Raven & the 
Swans: 22/24. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD) 

3.00 Road Wars (S)(R) 

4.00 Sun, Sea and A&E (S)(R) 

5.00 The Simpsons Last Exit to 
Springfield: Homer becomes a union 
representative at the plant. (S)(R) 

5.30 Futurama The Wild Green Yonder - 
Part Three: Fry goes undercover. (S)(R) 

6.00 Futurama The Wild Green Yonder 
- Part Four: Fry is asked to prevent the 
destruction of the dwarf star. (S)(R) 

6.30 The Simpsons The Front: Bart 
and Lisa write a cartoon script. (S)(R) 



7.00 The Simpsons 

Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum- 
Doodily: Bart, Lisa and Maggie are 
placed in the care of Ned. (S)(R) 
7.30 So It's Come to This: 

A Simpsons Clip Show: The family 
reminisce about the injuries Homer 
has suffered over the years. (S)(R) 

8.00 All Aboard: 

East Coast Trains 

9/10. Heavy snowfall brings trouble 
to the entire network, a fatality on 
the line forces all trains to grind 
to a halt, and the company's new 
uniforms are rolled out. (S)(R) 


9.00 NEW Tsunami: 

10 Years After the Wave 

Recollections of the tsunami 
that claimed 250,000 lives in 
South East Asia in 2004, 
examining the legacy of the 
wave and the grief and guilt that 
continues to haunt survivors. (S) 

10.00 Forever 

Skinny Dipper: 11/22. A revelation 
leaves Henry reeling as he uncovers 
the identity of his anonymous 
caller, but things get complicated 
when the medical examiner ends 
up framed for murder. (S)(R)(HD) 


11.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Wanted: 
17/24. Sam’s wife Michelle resumes 
her CIA cover. (S)(R)(HD) 12.00m't 
NCIS: Los Angeles Red - Part One: 
18/24. Callen and Sam join a mobile 
NCIS team. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD) 
1.00am NCIS: Los Angeles (S)(R)(HD) 
2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 
Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 4.00 
Airline USA (S)(R)(HD) 4.30 Airline 
USA (S)(R)(HD) 5.00-6.00am 
Stargate Atlantis (S)(R)(HD) 


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VARIATIONS 


BBC1 


SCOTLAND 

Sky 951 , Virgin 862 , Freesat 960 

10.35pm Teenage 
Millionaire: The Year I Won 
the Lottery 11.35 Live at 
the Apollo 12.05am Film 
2014 12.35 The League 
Cup Show 1.20 The 
Apprentice 2.20 Weather 
for the Week Ahead 
2.25-6.00am 
BBC News 

N. IRELAND 

Sky 953 , Virgin 863 , Freesat 957 

No variations 

WALES 

Sky 952 , Virgin 864 , Freesat 964 

10.35pm The Really Welsh 
Christmas Show 2014 
11.20 Live at the Apollo 
11.50 The League Cup 
Show 12.35am Film 
2014 1.05 The Apprentice 
2.05 Weather for the 
Week Ahead 2.10- 
6.00am BBC News 


BBC2 


SCOTLAND 

Sky 970 , Freesat 970 

I. 10pm Ready Steady 
Cook Xmas 1.55 A Place 
to Call Home 2.35 Politics 
Scotland 3.25-4.25 The 
Great British Bake Off 
10.30 Scotland 2014 

II. 00 Newsnight 11.45 
Weather 11.50pm- 
12.50am Posh People: 
Inside Tatler 

N. IRELAND 

Sky 972 , Freesat 969 

No variations 

WALES 

Sky 971 , Freesat 971 

11.20pm NEW Made in 
Wales: The Making Of 
11.50 Posh People: 

Inside Tatler 12.50am 
Sign Zone: See Hear 
1.20-4.00am Previews 


ITV 


No variations 


S4C 


Sky 134 , Virgin 166 , Freesat 120 

7.00am Cyw 1.00pm 

Newyddion S4C a'r Tywydd 
1.05 Heno 1.30 Dechrau 
Canu Dechrau Canmol 

2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 
Newyddion S4C a’r Tywydd 

3.00 Cyw 4.00 Awr Fawr 

5.00 Stwnsh: Crwbanod 
Ninja 5.20 Stwnsh: Oi! 
Osgar 5.25 Stwnsh: 

Tag To 5.40 Stwnsh: Fi 

6.00 Stwnsh: Ffeil 6.05 
Stwnsh: Donner 6.30 
Newyddion S4C a'r Tywydd 
6.35 Pobol y Cwm 7.00 
Heno 7.30 Prosiect y 
Plygain 8.00 Pobol y 
Cwm 8.25 Margaret: Ddoe 
a Heddiw 9.00 Newyddion 
9 a'r Tywydd 9.30 Dai ar 

y Piste 10.30-11.35pm 
Y Ffair Aeaf/14 


BBC3 


BBC4 


I VIR 106 
1 HD163 


FVIEW 7 
HD105 

FSAT147 

HD 106 



VIR 107 
HD164 


FVIEW 9 

HD 106 

F5AT148 



7.00pm Don't Tell the 
Bride: Christmas Revenge 

The couples from series six 
reflect on their experiences. 

8.00 Gavin & Stacey 5/6 

The gang descends on the 
beach in Barry (HD)(AD) 
8.30 6/6. Smithy chats with 
Nessa as her wedding day 
arrives. (Series 3) (HD)(AD) 

9.00 The Call Centre 
Christmas Hayley the tea 
lady organises the Christmas 
party, and Nev puts together 
an office choir (HD)(AD) 

10.00 Sweat the Christmas 
Stuff NEW EDITION 8/9 With 
Pixie Lott, Ricky Wilson, Chris 
Ramsey and Bobby Mair. (HD) 

10.30 Russell Howard's 
Good News 8/9. Russell's 
perspective on the news. (HD) 

11.00 Family Guy (HD) 11.45 
American Dad! NEW EPISODE 
(HD) 12.10am Sweat the 
Christmas Stuff (HD) 12.40 
Russell Howard’s Good News 
(HD) 1.10 The Call Centre 
Christmas (HD)(AD) 2.10 The 
Revolution Will Be Televised 
(HD) 2.40 Jenny Bede: AAA 
(HD) 3.00-4.00am The Call 
Centre Christmas (SL)(AD) 


7.00pm World News Today 

The day's leading stories. (HD) 

7.30 Great British Railway 
Journeys How World War 
Two commandos used 
Lochailort’s railways. (HD)(AD) 

8.00 Christmas with Val 
Doonican Seasonal music 
and performances. First 
broadcast in 1986. (HD) 

8.50 Top of the Pops: A 
Christmas Cracker A festive 
selection from yesteryear 

9.00 NEW The Fight for 
Saturday Night Michael 
Grade explores how TV shows 
battle to win ratings on a 
Saturday night. (HD) 

10.30 Parkinson: The 
Tommy Cooper and 
Frankie Howerd Interviews 

In a programme originally 
broadcast in 1995, Michael 
Parkinson revisits memorable 
encounters with the stars. 

11.10 Big Hits: TOTP 1964 to 1975: 
Featuring Tom Jones. 12.40am 
Christmas with Val Doonican 
(HD) 1.25 Sex and Sensibility: 
The Allure of Art Nouveau (HD) 
(AD) 2.25-3.55am The Fight 
for Saturday Night (SL) 


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6.00am Life’s Funniest Moments 
6.25 You've Been Framed! 

6.45 Emmerdale (HD)(AD) 7.15 
Holiday Showdown 8.15 The 
Cube (HD) 9.15 Royal Pains 
(HD) 10.15 The Chase (HD) 

11.15 All Star Family Fortunes 
(HD) 12.15pm Emmerdale (HD) 
(AD) 12.45 The Cube (HD) 

1.50 Royal Pains (HD) 2.45- 
6.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show 
6.00 You've Been Framed: Kids! 

7.00 You've Been Framed! 
Harry's Favourites Harry 
Hill presents his favourite 
camcorder calamities. 

8.00 NEW The X Factor 
Class of 2014 A look back 
at the best and worst bits of 
the series, featuring the most 
memorable moments. (HD) 

9.00 The Office Xmas 
Party SERIES FINALE 3/3 

A property firm plans an 
extravagant Christmas party, 
while a HR manager is worried 
that a repeat of last year's 
antics could lead to her 
having to fire herself. (HD) 

10.00 FILM Keith Lemon: 
The Film Comedy starring 
Leigh Francis and Kelly Brook. 
Failed Yorkshire businessman 
Keith Lemon becomes rich 
overnight after launching a 
new mobile phone. (HD)(AD) 
(2012,15, 81 min) ★ 

11.50 Two and a Half Men (HD) 
1.45am Dads (HD) 2.00- 
2.25am Life’s Funniest Moments 

iT7i virg mm 
iffil 116 Mpm 


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SKY 136 
HD 136/202 


VIR 144 
HD 145 


F VIEW F’SAT 
28 122 


6.00am Hollyoaks (HD)(AD) 

6.30 Paternity Court (HD) 6.50 
Happy Endings (HD)(AD) 7.15 
One Tree Hill (HD) 8.00 
Suburgatory (HD)(AD) 8.30 
Happy Endings (HD)(AD) 9.00 
Charmed 10.00 Rules of 
Engagement (HD) 11.00 How 
I Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 
12.00noon Hollyoaks (HD)(AD) 
12.30pm Paternity Court NEW 
EDITION (HD) 1.00 How I 
Met Your Mother (HD)(AD) 

2.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 
(AD) 3.00 My Fair Wedding 
NEW EDITION (HD) 4.00 
Melissa &Joey (HD) 4.30 
Suburgatory (HD)(AD) 5.00 
How I Met Your Mother (HD) 
(AD) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 
(HD)(AD) 7.00 Hollyoaks (HD) 

7.30 Melissa & Joey 
SERIES FINALE 21/21 Joe 
puts his new life with Mel in 
jeopardy. (Series 4). (HD) 

8.00 FILM Edward 
Scissorhands Director Tim 
Burton's bittersweet fantasy 
starring Johnny Depp. (HD) 
(1990, PG, 107min) ★★★★ 

10.05 The Big Bang Theory 

Double bill. (HD)(AD) 

11.05 NEW The British Comedy 
Awards: Even More Awards 
12.10am The Inbetweeners 
(AD) 1.20 Made in Chelsea 
(HD) 2.25 Bodyshockers: My 
Tattoo Hell -Part Two (SL)(HD) 
3.20 Tattoos After Dark (HD) 
4.10 One Tree Hill (HD) 
4.50-6.00am Charmed 

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6.00am UK Border Force (HD) 

7.00 Nothing to Declare 

8.00 Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line (HD) 

9.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 

10.00 CSI (HD) 11.00am- 
3.00pm Criminal Minds 
(Series 6) (HD) 3.00pm CSI: 
Double bill. (Series 1 ) (HD) 

5.00 Nothing to Declare 6.00 
RSPCA Animal Rescue: 
Double bill of the series 
following the work of 
RSPCA officers in Australia. 



9.00 Dead Calm 


7.00 Million Dollar 
Listing: Miami 

NEW EDITION 7/8 

Chad’s biggest client 
goes on a $20million 
spending spree. (HD) 

8.00 Bones The Suit on 
the Set: 12/13. Brennan 
travels to California to 
oversee the Hollywood 
production of her 
book. (Series 7) (HD) 

9.00 FILM Dead Calm 

Suspense thriller about a 
married couple menaced 
by a psychotic mariner 
on a yacht in the Pacific. 
Stars Nicole Kidman and 
Sam Neill. (HD) (1988, 
15, 96min) ★★★★★ 

SEX ••€ VIOLENCE LANG ••• 

10.50 Criminal Minds (Series 6) 
(HD) 11.50 Nikita (HD) 
1.50am Caribbean Cops 
(HD) 2.40 Nothing to Declare 
3.30 Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line (HD) 

4.20 Nothing to Declare 
5.10-6.00am Airline USA 


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6.00am Sing Date 7.00 
Dating in the Dark 8.00 
Airline 9.00 My Kitchen 
Rules: Australia 10.00 
Nothing to Declare 11.00 
Dating in the Dark 

12.00noon Four Weddings 
US 2.00pm Sun, Sea 
and A&E 3.00 Nothing 
to Declare 4.00 Chopper 
Squad 4.30 Animal 
House 5.00 RSPCA 
Animal Rescue 6.00 
Million Dollar Listing: NYC 

7.00 Four Weddings 

8.00 Nothing to Declare 

9.00 Chicago Fire 
Merry Christmas, Etc : 
10/24. (Series 1 ) 

10.00 Night Cops 

11.00 Ghost Whisperer 
12.00m't Sexcetera 
1.00am The Steve Wilkos 
Show 1.50 Maury 2.40 
Dog Patrol 3.30 Ghost 
Hunters 4.20-6.00am 
Nothing to Declare 

VIRG 
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SKY ATLANTIC 


SKY 108 

HD 108/228 


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6.00am Stargate Atlantis (HD) 

7.00 Blue Bloods (HD) 8.00 
Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 

9.00 Without a Trace (HD) 

10.00 Blue Bloods (HD) 11.00 
House (HD) 1.00pm Stargate 
Atlantis (HD) 2.00 Without a 
Trace (HD) 3.00 Star Trek: 
Enterprise (Series 2) (HD) 

4.00 House (Series 6) (HD) 

6.00 Blue Bloods: Family 
Ties: 12/22. A Russian 
mobster's son is found 
murdered. (Series 1 ) (HD) 



10.00 The Newsroom 


7.00 Without a Trace 

Hawks and Handsaws: 
12/24. The team 
searches for a missing 
lawyer. Guest stars Jerry 
O’Connell. (Series 2) (HD) 

8.00 Urban Secrets Alan 
Cumming explores the 
culture of Newcastle, and 
gets insights into the city 
from Peter Beardsley 
and Sarah Millican. (HD) 

9.00 Blue Bloods 
NEW EPISODE 7/22 
Danny clashes with his 
new boss when they 
investigate a drive-by 
shooting. (Series 5) (HD) 

10.00 The Newsroom SERIES 
FINALE What Kind of Day 
Has It Been: 6/6. Last-ever 
episode. (Series 3) (HD) 

11.15 House of Lies (HD) 
12.25am The Sopranos (HD) 

1.35 The Newsroom (HD) 

2.50 The Sopranos (HD) 
4.00 Anthony Bourdain: 

No Reservations (HD) 
5.00-6.00am Star Trek: 
Enterprise (Series 2) (HD) 



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SKY 

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VIRGIN 

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7.00am Waiting for God 7.45 
Sorry! 8.30 Bewitched 9.30 
Happy Days 10.00 Last of 
the Summer Wine: Double 
bill. 11.20 Butterflies 
12.00noon Waiting for God 
12.40pm The Two Ronnies 
Sketchbook 1.40 Sorry! 2.20 
Bewitched 3.20 Happy Days 
3.50 Last of the Summer Wine 
5.10 Yes, Prime Minister 5.50 
Only Fools and Horses: Del is 
invited to a school reunion. 
Guest stars Jim Broadbent. 



7.00 Porridge: Inside Out 

A look at the making of 
the prison sitcom, to 
coincide with its 40th 
anniversary this year. 

8.00 Steptoe and Son 

Festive special from 
1974. Harold plans to 
spend Christmas abroad. 

8.55 Only Fools and 
Horses Uncle Albert falls 
victim to muggers, so Del 
Boy resolves to take the 
law into his own hands. 


10.00 Outnumbered 

Christmas special from 
2012. The Brockmans 
throw a festive party. 

10.55 Men Behaving Badly 
11.55 Harry Enfield and Chums 
12.50am Men Behaving 
Badly 1.45 Harry Enfield and 
Chums 2.25 'Alio 'Alio! 
3.40-4.00am Rex the Runt 


DAVE 


VIRGIN 128 
HD 194 | 


7.10am American Pickers (HD) 

8.00 Top Gear USA Special 

9.00 Top Gear 10.00 
Storage Hunters (HD) 

11.00 American Pickers (HD) 
12.00noon Top Gear USA 
Special 1.00pm Top Gear 

2.00 Storage Hunters (HD) 

3.00 American Pickers (HD) 

4.00 Top Gear: A look at the 
Lamborghini Murcielago. 5.00 
The presenters build stretch 
limousines. 6.00 Storage 
Hunters: Double bill. (HD) 



VIRGIN 

127 


10.00 Room 101 


7.00 American Pickers 

Mike and Frank inspect a 
collector's weird objects 
and stuffed animals, while 
a cuddly horse is given an 
impressive valuation. (HD) 

8.00 Storage Hunters 
A safe sparks interest in 
Redondo Beach. (HD) 
8.30 Tempers flare 
between Brandon and 
his wife Lori (HD) 

9.00 Have I Got a Bit 
More News for You 

Jo Brand hosts a 2011 
edition of the quiz, with 
guests Reginald D Hunter 
and Joanna Scanlan. (HD) 

10.00 Room 101 Frank 
Skinner welcomes Nick 
Hewer, Carol Vorderman 
and Rhod Gilbert. (HD) 


10.40 Ql 12.00m't Have I Got 
a Bit More News for You (HD) 
1.00am Room 101 (HD) 1.40 
Ql 2.45 Storage Hunters (HD) 

3.10-4.00am Suits (HD) 


SKY2 


6.00am Emergency 
Abroad 7.00 Airline 8.00 
RSPCA Animal Rescue 

9.00 A Different Breed 

10.00 Greatest Little 
Britons: Brassed Off 

11.00 The Real A&E 
12.00noon Airline 

1.00pm Inside Gatwick 

2.00 Obese: A Year to 
Save My Life USA 3.00 
A Different Breed 4.00 
Dog Squad 4.30 Dog the 
Bounty Hunter 5.00 
Emergency Animal Rescue 

6.00 Stargate SG-1 8.00 
A League of Their Own 

9.00 An Idiot Abroad 10.00 
NCIS: Los Angeles 11.00 
Spartacus: Vengeance 
12.15am Arrow 1.15 
Ross Kemp: Extreme 
World 2.05 Inside: The 
Prison Code 2.55 
Amsterdam Nights 3.25 
Big Trouble in Thailand 
4.20 Road Wars 5.10- 
6.00am Are You Smarter 
Than a 10 Year Old? 


PICK 


6.00am Sunrise 7.00 60 
Minute Makeover 8.00 
Sixth Sense with Colin Fry 

9.00 Stargate SG-1 11.00 
Monkey Life 12.00noon 
The Jerry Springer Show 

I. 40pm Dog Patrol 2.40 
Monkey Life 3.40 Wildlife 
Emergency 6.00 Monkey 
Life: Double bill. 

7.00 Stargate Atlantis 
Double bill. (Series 5) 

9.00 Inside: Teen 
Lockdown Indiana's 
maximum-security juvenile 
correctional facility. 

10.00 Alaska State 
Troopers Officers search 
for two men missing in 
the Talkeetna Mountains. 

II. 05 Hard Time 12.10am 
Most Shocking 1.10 Road 
Wars 2.05 The Real NCIS 

3.00 Brit Cops: Frontline 
Crime UK 4.00 Most 
Haunted 5.00-6.00am 
RSPCA Animal Rescue 


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ITV3 


6.00am Faith in the Future 

6.25 Heartbeat 7.20 On the 
Buses 7.55 Rising Damp 

8.25 The Darling Buds of 
May (HD) 9.35-10.55 Judge 
Judy 10.55 Sherlock Holmes: 
The LastVampyre (HD) 

1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 Agatha 
Christie's Marple (HD)4.15 
Faith in the Future 4.50 On 
the Buses 5.25 Rising Damp 
5.55 Heartbeat: Caught 
In the Headlights. 6.55 
Wycliffe: Seen a Ghost. (HD) 



5.55 Heartbeat 


Wycliffe 

(started at 6.55pm) 


8.00 Lewis The Soul of 
Genius: A botanist 
accidentally unearths the 
body of a recently buried 
professor who was fixated 
upon solving a seemingly 
impossible riddle. 

Guest stars Celia Imrie 
and James Fleet. (HD) 


10.00 The Jury 3/5. Watts 
cross-examines Howson, 
the man in charge of 
the investigation. (HD) 

11.00 The Vice: Home is the 
Place - Part Two: 2/8. Chappel 
links the girls' pimp and their 
care-worker. (Series 2) 12.05- 
2.00am Sherlock Holmes: 
The LastVampyre (HD) 




SKY 109 

HD 109/245 


VIRG 124 
HD 191 


6.15am Babylon 5 7.00 Total 
Wipeout 8.00 Beverly Hills 
Pawn (HD) 9.00 Best in 
Town (HD) 10.00 Million 
Dollar Intern (HD) 11.00 
The Route Masters: 
Running London’s Roads 
(HD) 12.00noon Nick 
Knowles’ Original Features 
(HD) 1.00pm Jamie’s 
Family Christmas (HD) 

2.00 Too Fat for 15: 

Fighting Back (HD) 3.00 
Hollywood Treasure (HD) 

4.00 Doctor Who (HD) 

5.00 Million Dollar Intern 
(HD) 6.00 Beverly Hills 
Pawn (HD) 7.00 Jamie’s 
Family Christmas (HD) 

8.00 Christmas at River 
Cottage 9.00 Traffic Cops 

10.00 Motorway Cops 
11.20 Doctor Who 
(Series 5) (HD) 12.20am 
Guinness World Records 
Gone Wild (HD) 1.20 Do 
No Harm (HD) 2.05- 
3.00am Sanctuary (HD) 


ALIBI 


SKY 132 

HD 132/247 


VIRG 130 
HD 200 



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ITV 

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HD 179 | 

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7.10am Diagnosis Murder 

9.00 New Tricks 10.00 
Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 

11.00 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) 
12.00noon Diagnosis 
Murder 1.00pm 

Castle (Series 6) (HD) 

2.00 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) 

3.00 Body of Proof (HD) 

4.00 Murdoch Mysteries 
(HD) 5.00 Castle (HD) 

6.00 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) 

7.00 Body of Proof 
Going Viral - Part One: 
18/20. (Series 2) (HD) 

8.00 New Tricks Moving 
Target: The team looks 
into a hit-and-run. 

9.00 Inspector George 
Gently Bomber's Moon: 

A German businessman 
is found dead. (HD) 

11.00 Rizzoli & Isles 
(Series 2) (HD) 12.00m't 
Body of Proof (HD) 
1.00am Taggart 3.00- 
4.00am The Closer (HD) 


ITV4 

PS 

VIR 118 
HD178 



6.00am Movies Now (HD) 6.10 
Black Gold (HD) 6.50 Minder 
7.55 The Professionals 8.55 
Kojak (HD) 9.55 Magnum, PI 
(HD) 10.55 Pawn Stars (HD) 
11.55 Alias Smith and Jones 
12.55pm Minder 2.00 The 
Professionals 3.00 Pawn 
Stars (HD) 3.55 Magnum, PI 
(HD) 4.55 Kojak (HD) 

6.00 Alias Smith and Jones: 
Everything Else You Can 
Steal: Heyes and Curry are 
charged with robbing a bank. 



7.00 Pawn Stars A quilt 
made from celebrity 
autographs. (FID) 

7.30 Corey purchases 
a hot-air balloon. (FID) 

8.00 NEW Brazil Brazil: 
World Cup Revisited 

A look back at this year's 
tournament, which 
featured a feast of 
attacking football. (FID) 

9.00 River Monsters 

Extreme angler Jeremy 
Wade investigates the 
Loch Ness Monster. (FID) 


10.00 FILM Jet Li's 

Fearless Biopic of Fluo 
Yuanjia, starring Jet Li. 
Subtitled. (HD) (2006, 
15, 104min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG 

12.10am Nitro Circus: Double 
bill. (HD) 1.00 Black Gold 
(HD) 1.45 Minder 2.35- 
3.00am Tommy Cooper 


ITV ENCORE 


SKY 123 

HD 123/263 


9.00am The Only Way Is 
Essex 9.50 May the Best 
House Win (HD) 10.55 
60 Minute Makeover 
12.00noon Dinner Date 
(HD) 1.00pm Jerseylicious 

2.00 The Real Housewives 
of New Jersey 3.00-6.00 
The Real Housewives 

of Vancouver (HD) 

6.00 Dinner Date (HD) 

7.00 The Jeremy Kyle 
Show USA Talk show. 

8.00 Dinner Date NEW 
EDITION With Chanelle 
from Manchester (HD) 

9.00 Millionaire 
Matchmaker An eye 
surgeon and a company 
owner look for love. (HD) 

10.00 Mob Wives NEW 
EDITION Carla's husband 
Joseph is released. (HD) 

11.00 The Real Housewives 
of Melbourne (HD) 
12.00m't-1.00am 
Jerseylicious: Docu-soap. 


VIRG 

120 


6.00am The Encore Hour 
12.00noon Lillie 1.00pm 
A&E 2.05 Encore Preview 
2.30 Peak Practice 

3.35 The Ruth Rendell 
Mysteries 4.40 
Crime Stories (HD) 

5.45 Lillie 6.55 A&E 

8.00 Crime Stories 
Preston and Shaw hunt 
for a stalker Guest 
stars Jamelia. (HD) 

9.00 The Suspicions 
of Mr Whicher: The 
Murder in Angel Lane 
Period detective drama 
starring Paddy Considine 
and Olivia Colman. 

Having left his career at 
the Met, Whicher is hired 
to investigate the murder 
of a woman's niece. (HD) 

11.00 A&E 12.05am Cold 
Feet 1.10 The Suspicions 
of Mr Whicher: The 
Murder in Angel Lane 
(HD) 3.05 The Ruth 
Rendell Mysteries 4.00- 
6.00am The Encore Hour 


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COMEDY CENTRAL 


SKY 112 

HD 112/205 


VIRGIN 132 
HD 181 


8.00am The Middle (HD) 9.00 
Rules of Engagement: Double 
bill. (HD) 10.00 Two and a 
Half Men: Double bill. (HD) 
11.00am-7.00pm Friends: 
Back-to-back episodes, 
including at: 5.30pm 8/24. 
Ross draws up a list of 
Rachel's good and bad points. 
(HD) 6.00 9/24. Phoebe 
learns the truth about her 
father. (HD) 6.30 11/24. 

Carol and Susan prepare to 
tie the knot. (Series 2) (HD) 



10.00 South Park 


7.00pm Friends 11/24 
The pals see in the new 
year. (Series 5) (HD) 

7.30 The Middle 9/24. 

Sue finds she has an odd 
allergy. (Series 5) (HD) 

8.00 Friends 13/24. With 
Julia Roberts andJean- 
Claude Van Damme. (HD) 
8.3015/24. Monica 
falls for an old family 
friend. (Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 Impractical Jokers 

The pranksters behave 
rudely in a elevator. (HD) 
9.30 The jokers eat food 
from other customer's 
shopping trolleys. (HD) 

10.00 South Park SERIES 
FINALE (HD) 10.30 South 
Park (HD) 11.00 Workaholics 
NEW EPISODE (HD) 11.30 
Impractical Jokers (HD) 

12.00m't Jackass 12.30am 
South Park (HD) 1.30 
Impractical Jokers (HD) 2.00 
Jackass 2.30 Two and a Half 
Men (HD) 3.20 The Office 
US (HD) 4.10-5.00am 
Rules of Engagement (HD) 


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6.00am Buffy the Vampire 
Slayer 8.00 Teleshopping 
11.00 Defiance (HD) 
12.00noon Star Trek: Voyager 
1.00pm Legend Quest (HD) 

2.00 FILM Age of Dinosaurs: 
Sci-fi thriller starring Treat 
Williams. (HD) (2013, PG, 
88min) ★★ 4.00 Buffy the 
Vampire Slayer (Series 5) 

6.00 Star Trek: Voyager: 
Resistance: 12/26: Torres 
and Tuvok are captured by 
hostile aliens. (Series 2) 




7.00 Star Trek: TNG 


7.00 Star Trek: The Next 
Generation Sins of the 
Father: 17/26. Worf is 
thrust into a life-or-death 
battle to save his family's 
honour. (Series 3) (HD) 

8.00 Defiance In My Secret 
Life: 2/13. Irisa is arrested 
after returning to the 
town, while Stahma plots 
to keep Datak behind 
bars. (Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 The Originals The 

Map of Moments: 9/22. 
Rebekah persuades 
Elijah and Klaus to 
take part in a family 
tradition. (Series 2) (HD) 

10.00 Dominion Black Eyes 
Blue: 6/9. Alex prepares to 
perform an 'eviction! (HD) 

11.00 Dominion (HD) 12.00m't 
FILM Attack Force (HD) 
(2006,15, 90min) ★ 2.00am 
FILM Alligator Alley (HD) 
(2013,15, 90min) ★★ 4.00- 
6.00am FILM Jetstream 
(HD) (2012, 12, 88min) ★★ 


CBS ACTION 


9.00am The Streets of San 
Francisco 10.00 Hawaii 
Five-0 11.00 Star Trek: 
The Next Generation 
12.00noon Star Trek 

I. 00pm NCIS 2.00 The 
Streets of San Francisco 

3.00 Hawaii Five-0 4.00 
Father Dowling Mysteries 

5.00 Star Trek: The Next 
Generation 6.00 Star Trek 

7.00 Nash Bridges Promised 
Land: A fugitive seeks 
revenge. 11/23. (Series 2) 

8.00 Star Trek: The Next 
Generation Timescape: 
25/25. The Enterprise is 
frozen in time. (Series 6) 

9.00 Flashpoint He Knows 
His Brother: 7/13. A son 
shoots his father. (Series 1 ) 

10.00 SOF: Special 
Ops Force (Series 1 ) 

II. 00 Star Trek 12.05am 
NCIS 1.00 Flashpoint 

1.55 Deadwood 3.05 
SOF: Special Ops Force 

3.55 Hawaii Five-0 4.45- 
6.00am Nash Bridges 


ESI VIRGIN 
EJ1 136 


CBS DRAMA 


M0RE4 

SKY 138 

HD138/231 

VIR 147 

I HP203 



SKY 113 

HD 113/204 


VIRGIN 

137 


8.55am Kirstie and Phil's 
Perfect Christmas (HD) 10.00 
The World's Weirdest Weather 
(HD) 11.05 Hugh's 3 Good 
Things: Best Bites (HD) 11.20 
FILM The Thief of Bagdad 
(HD) (1940, U, 102min) 
★★★★★ 1.25pm Time Team 
3.35 Come Dine with Me: 
Celebrity Christmas Special 
(HD) 4.40 A Place in the Sun: 
Home or Away (HD) 5.45 
A Place in the Sun: Winter 
Sun (HD) 6.50 Kirstie's 
Homemade Christmas (HD) 

ISM** 


6.00am Boston Legal (HD) 

7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 
Quincy ME 9.00 Numb3rs 
(HD) 11.00 Sea Patrol (HD) 
12.00noon King (HD) 

1.00pm Law & Order (HD) 

3.00 Numb3rs (Series 4) 
(HD) 5.00 Sea Patrol: Dead 
Zone: 5/13. (Series 5) (HD) 

6.00 Law & Order: Red Ball: 
1/22. A girl is abducted in a 
carjacking, but the only link 
to the missing child is an 
ex-convict. (Series 16) (HD) 


7.55 Grand Designs 

Kevin McCloud follows 
the progress of Simon 
and Jill Bennett as 
they try to restore 
two timber-framed 
barns in Suffolk. (HD) 

9.00 My Big Fat Gypsy 
Christmas The festive 
season traveller-style, 
featuring a couple of 
typically extravagant 
weddings. (HD) 

10.00 8 Out of 10 Cats 
Does Countdown 

A 1980s-themed edition, 
with Henning Wehn and 
David O'Doherty. (HD) 

11.05 8 Out of 10 Cats Christmas 
Special (HD) 12.05am Date 
My Porn Star (HD) 1.15 
The Worst Jobs in History 

2.20-3.45am Fargo (HD) 


7.00 Law & Order Flaw: 

2/22. Green and Fontana 
call on the Special 
Victims Unit for help with 
a case. (Series 16) (HD) 

8.00 NCIS Friends & Lovers: 
15/24. A sailor’s body is 
found in a restaurant, and 
Abby discovers evidence 
that suggests he was 
murdered. (Series 4) (HD) 

9.00 Sleepy Hollow NEW 

EPISODE 10/18. Abbie 
and Ichabod search for 
the Sword of Methuselah 
so they can kill Moloch. 
(Series 2) (HD) 

10.00 How to Get Away 
with Murder NEW 

EPISODE Kill Me, Kill 
Me, Kill Me: 9/15. (HD) 

11.00 Bates Motel (HD) 
12.00m't NCIS (HD) 1.00am 
Sleepy Hollow (HD) 2.00 
How to Get Away with Murder 
(HD) 3.00 Bates Motel (HD) 

4.00 Boston Legal (HD) 
5.00-6.00am Quincy ME 


FOX 


SKY 124 

HD 124/188 


VIRGIN 157 
HD 158 


8.00am Medium (HD) 9.00 
Leverage (HD) 10.00 Burn 
Notice (HD) 11.00 Law & 
Order: Criminal Intent (HD) 
1.00pm NCIS (HD) 3.00 
Leverage (HD) 4.00 Medium: 
And Then: 1/16. Allison dreams 
about a boy kidnapped from 
a toy shop. (Series 4) (HD) 
5.00 Law & Order: Criminal 
Intent: Suite Sorrow: 12/23. 

A hotelier is killed. (HD) 6.00 
See Me: 13/23. A psychiatrist 
is murdered. (Series 2) (HD) 


10.00 Freak Show 


7.00 NCIS Two-Faced: 
20/24. An investigation 
into a seaman's death 
leaves the team worried 
that Gibbs is about to 
leave the NCIS again. (HD) 

8.00 Dead Reflection: 
21/24. The agents 
investigate when a navy 
lieutenant is found dead in 
the Pentagon's custodial 
closet. (Series 8) (HD) 

9.00 American Dad! Stan 
wants the best Halloween 
decorations. (HD) 

9.30 Stan embarks 
on a project to open 
a restaurant. (HD) 

10.00 Freak Show 
NEW EDITION 7/8 (HD) 

10.30 SERIES FINALE 

8/8. Todd plans a major 
beach festival. (HD) 

11.00 Family Guy 12.00m't 

American Dad! 1.00am 
The Cleveland Show (HD) 

2.00 Family Guy 3.00- 
5.00am American Dad! 


SKY i 

ARTS 1 

SKY 129 

HD 129/221 

VIRGIN 2M 
HD 282 

□ 


6.00am Highlights 9.30 Duran 
Duran: A Diamond in the 
Mind (HD) 11.30 Portrait 
Artist of the Year 2014 (HD) 
12.30pm The Great Culture 
Quiz (HD) 1.00 Hay Sessions 
2013 (HD) 2.00 Jack 
Kerouac: King of the Beats 
3.20 One Night in Hell (HD) 
3.30 South Bank Show Originals: 
Paula Rego 4.00 Sculpting 
Life: Rowan Gillespie 5.00 
Inside the Actors Studio: 250th 
Anniversary (HD) 6.50 In 
Love with Coward (HD) 


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VIRG 

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8.00am Knots Landing 

9.00 Dallas 10.00 The 
Defenders 11.00 Beverly 
Hills 90210 12.00noon 
CSI 1.00pm Matlock 

2.00 The District 3.00 
Beverly Hills 90210 4.00 
Judge Judy 5.00 CSI 

6.00 Knots Landing 

7.00 The Defenders 
Nevada v Rodgers: 

6/18. Nick's client is 
accused of killing a man. 

8.00 Judge Judy Double 
bill of small-claims cases. 

9.00 Waterloo Road 
27/30. Josh's mental 
health spirals out of 
control. (Series 7) 

10.15 Clocking Off Mack’s 
Story: 8/8. Tensions both 
at home and the factory 
finally lead Mack to 
breaking point. (Series 3) 

11.20 Judge Judy 12.25am 
Jerry Springer 1.20 
Waterloo Road 2.35 
Clocking Off 3.30 CSI 
4.15-5.00am The District 


9.00am Highlights 
12.00noon Come Dine 
with Me: Comedians 
Christmas Special (HD) 
1.00pm Jamie’s Best Ever 
Christmas (HD) 2.00 A 
SuperScrimpers Christmas 
(HD) 3.00 Phil Spencer: 
Secret Agent (HD) 

4.00 Kirstie's Handmade 
Christmas (HD) 5.00 
Jimmy's Grow Your Own 
Christmas Dinner (HD) 

6.00 Jamie's Best Ever 
Christmas (HD) 7.00 Dogs: 
Their Secret Lives (HD) 

8.00 The Supervet: 
Christmas in the Clinic 
(HD) 9.00 Gogglebox 

10.00 Skint 11.05 Black 
Mirror: White Christmas 
(HD) 12.40am 8 Out of 
10 Cats: Best Bits (HD) 
1.40 Rhod Gilbert: The 
Man with the Flaming 
Battenberg Tattoo 2.40 
Babylon (HD) 3.30 Jamie's 
Comfort Food (HD) 
3.55-4.55am Celebrity 
Come Dine with Me (HD) 


12.00noon Access 
12.10pm My Name Is 
Earl 12.40 Jesse Stone: 
Death in Paradise 
2.20 FILM Fighter Attack: 
World War Two drama. 
(1953, U, 81 min) ★★ 

4.00 NCIS 5.00 
Diagnosis Murder 6.00 
Law & Order 6.55 Access 

7.00 NCIS Kill Screen: 16/24. 
A Marine's teeth and 
fingertips are found in a 
pickpocket's stolen purse. 

8.00 One Last Score: 
17/24. One of the team's 
former assistants is 
murdered. (Series 8) 

9.00 Castle Heartbreak 
Hotel: 8/23. A casino 
owner is killed. (Series 4) 

10.00 Body of Proof 
Daddy Issues: 13/13. Last- 
ever episode. (Series 3) 

11.00 Longmire 12.00m't 
CSI 1.00-3.00am 
Person of Interest 

Eiw 


1.00pm Gilmore Girls: 
Double bill. 3.00 Home 
and Away 3.35 Cowboy 
Builders 4.30 Police 
Interceptors: Double bill. 
6.30 Home and Away 

7.00 Extreme Fishing 
with Robson Green The 
actor visits Brazil, where 
he fishes for deadly 
piranhas in the Amazon. 
8.00 Robson heads to 
the coast of west Africa, 
where he catches a 
marbled grouper. 

9.00pm-12.00m't FILM 
Robin Hood: Prince of 
Thieves Adventure 
starring Kevin Costner 
Robin Hood forms a band 
of outlaws to exact 
revenge on the tyrannical 
Sheriff of Nottingham. 
With Alan Rickman, Mary 
Elizabeth Mastrantonio 
and Morgan Freeman. 
(1991, PG, 138min) ★★ 


10.00 The Legacy 


7.00 The Great Culture 
Quiz NEW EDITION 

The first semi-final. (HD) 

7.30 Gary Moore: One 
Night in Dublin A 2005 
concert by the blues 
guitarist, who is joined on 
stage by Brian Robertson, 
Scott Gorham and Eric 
Bell to pay tribute to 
ex-Thin Lizzy bandmate 
Phil Lynott. (HD) 

9.00 Thin Lizzy Live 
and Dangerous at the 
Rainbow '78 A concert 
by the Irish rock band 
at London's Rainbow 
Theatre in 1978. (HD) 

10.00 The Legacy NEW 
EPISODE 4/10. Frederik 
tries to strike a deal with 
Signe. Subtitled. (HD) 11.15 
Psychobitches (HD) 11.45 
Inside the Actors Studio: 
250th Anniversary (HD) 

1.40am The Legacy (HD) 

2.55 Buy the Ticket, Take the 
Ride: Hunter S Thompson on 
Film 4.25 In Love with 
Coward (HD) 4.30 The Great 
Culture Quiz (HD) 5.00- 
6.00am In Confidence (HD) 


SKY ARTS 2 


6.00am The Waltons 7.00 
Little House on the 
Prairie 8.00 The Waltons 

9.00 Highway to Heaven 

10.00 William and Kate: 
A Year On 11.00 Chicago 
Hope 12.00noon Little 
House on the Prairie 

I. 00pm FILM The Christmas 
Card: Romantic drama. 
(2006, PG, 84min) ★★ 

3.00 Highway to Heaven 

4.00 Dr Finlay 5.00 FILM 
The Christmas Pageant: 
Romantic comedy. 

(2011, U,120min) ★★★ 

7.00 M*A*S*H* Double bill. 

8.00 Highway to Heaven 

9.00 FILM The Babysitter's 
Seduction Thriller 
starring Stephen Collins. 
(1996,15, 85min) ★ 

II. 00 FILM Murder So 
Sweet (1993, PG, 90min) 
★★ 1.00-3.00am FILM 
Taking Back Our Town 
(2001, PG, 88min) ★★ 




6.00am The Prime of Miss 
Jean Brodie 7.00 Andre 
Rieu: Welcome to My 
World (HD) 8.00 Celtic 
Woman: Believe (HD) 
10.00 Katie Melua Plays 
Avo Session (HD) 11.40 
Andy Williams: Moon 
River and Me 1.00pm The 
Prime of Miss Jean Brodie 

2.00 La Donna del Lago 
(HD) 5.00 The Elaine 
Paige Show (HD) 6.00 
Andre Rieu: Welcome to 
My World (HD) 7.00 The 
Unforgettable Nat King 
Cole 8.00 Celtic Woman: 
Emerald (HD) 9.30 Tony 
Bennett’s Duets (HD) 

11.00 Quincy Jones: Live 
in '60 12.45am The 
Christmas Window Live 
(HD) 1.00 The Elaine 
Paige Show (HD) 2.00 
The Prime of Miss Jean 
Brodie 3.00 Celtic 
Woman: Emerald (HD) 
4.30-6.00am Tony 
Bennett’s Duets (HD) 


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WEDNESDAY 


Documentaries 


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8 

PM 


PM 


10 

PM 


DISCOVERY 


SKY 520 

HD 520/561 


VIRGIN 211 
HD 212 


6.00-8.00am How It's Made: 
Back-to-back editions. 8.00 
Gold Rush (HD) 9.30 Auction 
Hunters (HD) 10.00 Property 
Wars: Double bill. (HD) 

11.00 Deadliest Catch (HD) 
12.00noon Gold Divers 
(HD) 1.00pm Gold Divers: 
Under the Ice (HD) 

2.00 Yukon Men (HD) 

3.00 Gold Rush (HD) 4.00 
Deadliest Catch (HD) 5.00 
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 
(HD) 6.00 Mythbusters (HD) 




7.00 Wheeler Dealers 

Mike Brewer tracks down 
a BMW Isetta bubble car, 
but mechanic Edd China 
finds the small vehicle 
difficult to repair. (HD) 

8.00 Turbo Pickers 
Paul Cowland and Dave 
Southall buy an ancient 
Citroen H Van that was 
rotting in a field. (HD) 

9.00 Fast N' Loud The 

work of classic car 
specialists Richard 
Rawlings and Aaron 
Kaufmann at Gas 
Monkey Garage. (HD) 

10.00 Misfit Garage NEW 

EDITION Following the 
goings-on inside a Dallas 
hot rod shop. (HD) 

11.00 Airplane Repo (HD) 
12.00m't Fast N' Loud (HD) 
1.00am Yukon Men (HD) 
2.00 Fast N' Loud (HD) 3.50 
Wheeler Dealers: Trading 
Up: Double bill. (HD) 5.30- 
6.00am How Do They Do It? 

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6.00am Flying Through 
Time 7.00 Weapons of 
War 8.00 More Industrial 
Revelations 9.00 Aircraft 
Stories 10.00 Special 
Forces' Secrets 11.00 
Ultimate Warfare 
12.00noon Al Murray's 
Road to Berlin 1.00pm 
Weapons That Changed 
the World 2.00 Auction 
Kings 3.00 Time Team 

5.00 Al Murray's Road 
to Berlin 6.00 Rory 
McGrath's Bloody Britain 

7.00 Time Team 8.00 
Jesus in the Himalayas 

9.00 Biblical Mysteries 
Explained 10.00 Who 
Was Jesus? 11.00 Aircraft 
Stories 12.00m't Al 
Murray's Road to Berlin 
1.00am Ultimate Warfare 

2.00 Flying Through 
Time 3.00 Out of Egypt 

4.00 More Industrial 
Revelations 5.00- 
6.00 am Weapons of War 

VIRG 
223 


ANIMAL PLANET 


SKY 523 

HD 523/562 


VIRGIN 216 
HD 217 


6.00am Bondi Vet: Double bill. 

7.00 The Zoo: Double bill. 
(HD) 8.00 Wildlife SOS: 
Double bill. 9.00 Animal Cops 
San Francisco 10.00 Animal 
Cops 11.00 Animal 24:7 

12.00noon My Cat from Hell 
(HD) 1.00pm Bondi Vet (HD) 

2.00 Animal Precinct 3.00 
Your First Puppy (HD) 

4.00 Too Cute! (HD) 5.00 
Miami Animal Police 6.00 
Bad Dog! A cat knocks 
over a Christmas tree. (HD) 


7.00 Too Cute! Following 
three litters of American 
curl, tonkinese and 
Maine coon kittens 
through the first few 
months of their lives. (HD) 

8.00 Treehouse Masters 
NEW EDITION Pete 
Nelson teams up with 
the Make-a-Wish 
foundation to grant a 
child's wish. (HD) 

9.00 Pool Master 

Anthony and the crew 
set out to build a 
backyard retreat in the 
heart of the Californian 
wine country (HD) 

10.00 Swamp Wars NEW 
EDITION Chuck Seifert 
searches the Everglades for a 
Burmese python. (HD) 11.00 
Bondi Vet (HD) 12.00m't 
Animal Cops Phoenix (HD) 

1.00am Animal Cops Houston 
(HD) 2.00 Pool Master (HD) 
3.00 Whale Wars (HD) 

3.50 K9 Cops (HD) 4.40 My 
Cat from Hell (HD) 5.30- 
6.00am Emergency Vets 


VIRGIN 

218 


NATGEOGRAPHIC 


SKY 526 

HD 526/543 


VIRGIN 230 

HD 232 


] 


8.00am Yukon Gold (HD) 9.00 
World War II: The Apocalypse 
(HD) 10.00 Air Crash 
Investigation (HD) 11.00 
Ultimate Airport Dubai (HD) 
12.00noon Dambusters' Secret 
Missions (HD) 1.00pm 
Ancient X Files (HD) 2.00 
Ultimate Airport Dubai (HD) 

3.00 Air Crash Investigation 
(HD) 4.00 Highway Thru Hell 
(HD) 5.00 Yukon Gold (HD) 

6.00 Car SOS: The guys 
restore an Austin 12. (HD) 




MS 



9.00 Ultimate Airport... 


7.00 Air Crash 
Investigation The tragic 
1958 Munich air disaster, 
involving Matt Busby's 
Manchester United. (HD) 

8.00 Car SOS Fuzz 
Townshend and Tim 
Shaw come to the 
rescue of a Willys Jeep 
owned by a World War 
Two veteran. (HD) 

9.00 Ultimate Airport 
Dubai News is received 
of an emergency on an 
incoming flight, and 
customs staff find a bag 
of uncut diamonds. (HD) 

10.00 Highway Thru Hell 

A competitor threatens 
Jamie’s business. (HD) 

11.00 Yukon Gold (HD) 
12.00m't Banged Up Abroad 
(HD) 1.00am Ultimate 
Airport Dubai: Double bill. 
(HD) 3.00 Dambusters' 
Secret Missions (HD) 4.00- 
5.00am Ancient X Files (HD) 


HISTORY 


SKY 529 

HD 529/545 


VIRGIN 

234 


8.00am Pawn Stars (HD) 

9.00 Duck Dynasty (HD) 

10.00 American Restoration: 
Double bill. (HD) 11.00 
American Pickers (HD) 

12.00noon Pawn Stars: 

Double bill. (HD) 1.00pm 
Storage Wars: Double bill. 
(HD) 2.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 

3.00 Duck Dynasty (HD) 

4.00 American Restoration: 

Double bill. (HD) 5.00 
American Pickers (HD) 6.00 
Pawn Stars: Double bill. (HD) 


8.30 The Legend of.. 


7.00 Pawn Stars The guys 
hold a competition to 
make Christmas cards, 
and a customer offers 
them an original Jim 
Henson puppet. (HD) 

8.00 American 
Restoration Christmas 
Special (HD) 

8.30 The Legend of 
Shelby NEW EDITION 
Shelby looks for gifts. (HD) 

9.00 Shelby Stanga 
takes a look back at 
some of his most 
memorable moments 
from the first four 
seasons of Ax Men. (HD) 

10.00 Down East Dickering 
NEW EDITION (HD) 11.00 
American Restoration 
Christmas Special (HD) 11.30 
The Legend of Shelby (HD) 

1.00am Down East Dickering 
(HD) 2.00 American 
Restoration Christmas Special 
(HD) 2.30 The Legend of 
Shelby (HD) 3.00 Pawn 
Stars (HD) 4.00-5.00am 
American Restoration (HD) 


YESTERDAY 


F'VIEW 

19 


6.15am Antiques Roadshow 

7.00 Bargain Hunt 8.00 Flog 
It! 9.00 Celebrity Antiques 
Road Trip 10.00 Ghost Army 

11.00 Wartime Farm 
12.00noon Wars of the Roses: 

A Time Team Special 1.00pm 
Antiques Roadshow 2.00 
Flog It! 3.00 Bargain Hunt 

4.00 Celebrity Antiques Road 
Trip 5.00 Ghost Army 6.00 
The Heroes of Biggin Hill: 
Examining the role of the 
airbase in the Battle of Britain. 



7.00 Coast The coastline 
from Newcastle to Hull. 

In Bridlington, Neil Oliver 
learns about the 200- 
year struggle to design 
an unsinkable lifeboat. 

8.00 Unearthing World 
War I Historian David 
O’Keefe and film-maker 
Wayne Abbott focus on 
the Battle of the Somme. 

9.00 Oz and Hugh Drink 
to Christmas Oz Clarke 
is joined by Hugh Dennis 
in a challenge to sample 
every Christmas tipple 
past and present. 

10.00 WW2 Air Crash 
Detectives Investigating 
soldiers’ deaths during 
World War Two. 

11.00 Ancient Black Ops 
12.00m't Wars of the 
Roses: A Time Team Special 
1.00am The Secret History 
of Our Streets 1.50 Digging 
for Britain 2.35-3.00am 
Great British Ghosts 



9.00am Wild Burma: Nature's 
Lost Kingdom (HD) 10.00am- 
2.00pm Wild Colombia with 
Nigel Marven: Back-to-back 
editions. (HD) 2.00-5.00pm 
Wild Burma: Nature's Lost 
Kingdom: Triple bill. (HD) 

5.00 Wild Colombia with Nigel 
Marven: A journey exploring 
Colombia's wild side, 
beginning in Bogota. (HD) 

6.00 Nigel searches for 
anacondas in the flooded 
forests of the Amazon. (HD) 



5.00 Wild Colombia.. 


7.00 Wild Colombia with 
Nigel Marven Nigel 
visits Santa Maria, the 
world’s tallest coastal 
mountain, which is home 
to many creatures. (HD) 

8.00 Nigel explores 
Colombia's Pacific coast, 
which is home to giant 
geckos, glowing beetles 
and a variety of vividly 
coloured frogs. (HD) 

9.00 Wild Burma: 
Nature's Lost Kingdom 

A team of film-makers 
and scientists ventures 
into Burma’s jungles to 
catalogue its species. (HD) 

10.00 Undercover 
filming leads to a 
shocking discovery. (HD) 

11.00 Wild Burma: Nature's 
Lost Kingdom (HD) 
12.00m't-3.50am Wild 
Colombia with Nigel Marven 
(HD) 3.50am Wild Burma: 
Nature's Lost Kingdom (HD) 
5.30-6.00am An Animal 
Saved My Life (HD) 

FTT1 VIRGIN 
Kg 209 


DISC. SCIENCE 

im 

VIRG 

219 



6.00am Food Factory 7.00 
Mythbusters 8.00 How 
Machines Work: Double 
bill. 9.00-11.00 How It's 
Made 11.00 Food 
Factory 12.00noon How 
It's Made 1.00pm How 
Do They Do It? 2.00 
Extreme Engineering 
3.00 How It's Made 4.00 
Mythbusters 5.00 Food 
Factory 6.00 How It's 
Made: Double bill. 7.00 
Food Factory: Double bill. 

8.00 Spain's Worst Rail 
Disaster 9.00 Extreme 
Engineering 10.00 How 
It's Made 11.00 How Do 
They Do It? Double bill. 

12.00m't Extreme 
Engineering 1.00am 
Weird or What? 2.00 
Extreme Engineering 

3.00 How It's Made 3.50 
How Do They Do It? 

4.40 How It's Made 
5.30-6.00am Brink 


SKY 528 

HD 528/544 


VIRG 

228 


IM 


8.00am Animal Fight Club 
(HD) 9.00 Mother Croc 
(HD) 10.00 Crocodile 
King (HD) 11.00 
Amazonia's Giant Jaws 
(HD) 12.00noon 
Man-Eater of the Congo 
(HD) 1.00pm When 
Sharks Attack (HD) 

2.00 Shark Attack Summer 
(HD) 3.00 Croc Caves 

of Africa (HD) 4.00 
Amazonia's Giant Jaws 
(HD) 5.00 Crocpocalypse 
(HD) 6.00 Animal Fight 
Club (HD) 7.00 Animals 
Gone Wild (HD) 8.00 
NEW SERIES Urban 
Jungle (HD) 9.00 
Secrets of the Wild (HD) 

10.00 Animals Gone 
Wild (HD) 11.00 Urban 
Jungle (HD) 12.00m't 
Animal Fight Club (HD) 
2.00am Man-Eater of 
the Congo (HD) 3.00 
When Sharks Attack (HD) 
4.00-5.00am Shark 
Attack Summer (HD) 


TURBO 


VIRG 

221 


1 PBS AMERICA 

H 

VIRG 

243 



6.00am An MG Is Born 
6.30 A Bike Is Born: 
Harley 7.00 Wheeler 
Dealers 8.00 Graveyard 
Carz 9.00 Street Outlaws 

10.00 Rods N' Wheels 

11.00 Fast N' Loud 
12.00noon Wheeler 

Dealers 1.00pm 
Graveyard Carz 2.00 
Street Outlaws 3.00 
Chasing Classic Cars: 
Double bill. 4.00 Rods N' 
Wheels 5.00 Wheeler 
Dealers 6.00 Overhaulin' 

7.00 Chasing Classic 
Cars: Double bill. 8.00 
Wheeler Dealers 9.00 
Rods N' Wheels 

10.00 Street Outlaws 

11.00 Fast N' Loud 
12.00m't Rods N’ Wheels 
1.00am Overhaulin’ 2.00 
Street Outlaws 3.00 An 
MG Is Born 3.25 A Bike 

Is Born: Harley 3.50 
Chasing Classic Cars 4.40 
Graveyard Carz 5.30- 
6.00am Wheeler Dealers 



8.00am Lewis and Clark: 
The Journey of the Corps 
of Discovery 9.20 Hell 
on Hooves 9.55 The 
Roman Empire in the 
First Century 11.10 
Pocahontas Revealed 
12.30pm Return to the 
USS Atlanta: Defender of 
Guadalcanal 1.40 
America's Antiques 
Roadshow 2.55 The 
Roman Empire in the 
First Century 4.10 
Pocahontas Revealed 
5.20 Return to the USS 
Atlanta: Defender of 
Guadalcanal 6.35 
America's Antiques 
Roadshow 7.55 Nero's 
Golden House 9.00 
NEW The Siege: A look 
at the April 1997 siege 
on the Japanese embassy 
in Lima, Peru. 10.15 The 
Roman Empire in the 
First Century 11.40 
Nero's Golden House 
12.50-2.00am The 
Siege: As 9.00pm. 


7.00am Snapped: Women 
Who Kill (HD) 8.00am- 
5.00pm The First 48: 
Back-to-back editions. 
(HD) 5.00pm Snapped: 
Women Who Kill (HD) 
6.00 Crime Stories (HD) 

7.00 On the Case with 
Paula Zahn (HD) 

8.00 A Town & Country 
Murder Shedding light 
on the murder of Helen 
McCourt in 1988. (HD) 

9.00 Beyond Scared 
Straight NEW EDITION 
The loyalty between two 
sisters is tested. (HD) 

10.00 Serial Killer Profile 
Killer Israel Keyes. (HD) 

11.00 Homicide Hunter 
(HD) 12.00m't Beyond 
Scared Straight (HD) 
1.00am Serial Killer 
Profile (HD) 2.00 
Homicide Hunter (HD) 
3.00-4.00am Beyond 
Scared Straight (HD) 


8.00am Secrets of War 

9.00 Hitler's Reichstag: 
Inside Hitler's Reich 
Chancellery 10.00 
America's Book of 
Secrets 11.00 Ancient 
Aliens 12.00noon 
Secrets of War 1.00pm 
Hitler's Reichstag: Inside 
Hitler's Reich Chancellery 

2.00 America's Book of 
Secrets 3.00 Alien Files: 
Unsealed: Double bill. 

4.00 Ancient Aliens 

5.00 A History of Britain 
by Simon Schama 6.00 
Auschwitz: Journey Into 
Hell 7.00 UFO Files 

8.00 Ancient Aliens 9.00 
Stan Lee's Superhumans 

10.00 The Curse of 
Oak Island 11.00 
America's Book of 
Secrets 12.00m't 
Ancient Aliens 1.00am 
UFO Files 2.00 Stan 
Lee's Superhumans 3.00 
The Curse of Oak Island 
4.00-5.00am UFO Files 


78 TV&Satellite Week 


★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 


































Lifestyle 


HOME & HEALTH 


J 


6.00am Animal Airport 7.00 
19 Kids and Counting 8.00 
Homes Under the Hammer 

9.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive 

10.00 My Crazy Obsession 

11.00 Homes Under the 

Hammer 1.00pm 19 Kids 
and Counting 2.00 Animal 
Airport: Double bill. 
3.00-6.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer: Triple bill. 6.00 My 
Crazy Obsession: A man who 
has built a replica of a 1970s 
first-class plane cabin. 



7.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer Developers 
Lucy Alexander and 
Martin Roberts examine 
properties in Stoke, 

Kent and Nottingham. 

8.00 Developers Lucy 
and Martin explore 
properties in Devon, 
Southampton and Kent. 


9.0019 Kids and 
Counting NEW EDITION 

Jill volunteers at a birth 
centre and Derick 
decides to take Jim Bob 
for a Nepali shave. 

10.00 King's Cross ER 

A man with a gunshot 
wound to the head. 

10.30 King's Cross ER 11.00 
Homes Under the Hammer 
12.00m't 19 Kids and 
Counting 1.00am Fat Doctor 
2.00 King's Cross ER 3.00 
Jon and Kate Plus 8 4.00 
Hoarding: Buried Alive 5.00- 
6.00am My Crazy Obsession 


VIRGIN 

272 




SHED 


VIRGIN 

273 


6.00am Fishing Expedition 
6.30 Fishing Gurus 7.00 Joy 
of Painting: Double bill. 8.00 
Fifth Gear: Double bill. 9.00 
Wheeler Dealers Revisited 

10.00 Boatyard 10.30 
Disaster Decks 11.00 Holmes 
Inspection: Double bill. 

1.00pm Thinking Tackle 2.00 
Boat Yard 2.30 Disaster 
Decks 3.00 Wheeler Dealers 
Revisited 4.00 Chasing 
Classic Cars 5.00 Narrow 
Boat Afloat 5.30 The Water 
Boatman with Alan Herd 

6.00 Hooked on Fishing 
7.00 Fishing Expedition 7.30 

Fishing Gurus 8.00 The Great 
Rod Race 9.00 Hooked on 
Fishing 10.00 Wheeler 
Dealers Revisited 11.00 
Fishing Expedition 11.30 
Fishing Gurus 12.00m't Boat 
Yard 12.30am Disaster Decks 

1.00 Hooked on Fishing 2.00 
Holmes Inspection 3.50 
Carp Crew 4.40 Holmes 
Inspection 5.30-6.00am 
Hooked on Fishing 


HOME 


7.10am-7.00pm A Place in 
the Sun: Home or Away: 
Back-to-back editions, 
including at: 5.00pm Jonnie 
Irwin and Jasmine Harman 
help two men decide 
whether to buy a retirement 
property in Brighton or on 
Gran Canaria in Spain. 6.00 
Jonnie and Jasmine help two 
keen surfers find a holiday 
home in either Tynemouth 
or on Fuerteventura in the 
Canary Islands. 



7.00-11.00 A Place in the 
Sun: Home or Away 

Helping a couple find 
a holiday home in 
either the Yorkshire 
Dales or on Lanzarote. 

8.00 Property experts 
Jonnie Irwin and Jasmine 
Harman help a DJ 
choose between a ranch 
in Texas and a seaside 
retreat in Scotland. 

9.00 Jonnie Irwin and 
Jasmine Harman help 
Peter and Meredith 
Moss decide between 
properties in London 
and Austin, Texas. 

10.00 Helping a family 
look for properties in 
Florida and Dorset. 


11.00pm-4.00am A Place in 
the Sun: Home or Away: 
Further back-to-back editions 
of the propert series. 



SKY 

244 

| FOOD NETWORK 

m 

VIRGIN 

287 

1 F'VIEW 

J 41 

a 


6.00am Highlights 9.00 12 
Chefs of Christmas 9.30 
Cooking Christmas with Matt 
and Lisa 10.00 Mexican Made 
Easy 10.30 Great British 
Christmas Menu 11.00 12 
Chefs of Christmas 12.00noon 
Amazing Wedding Cakes 
1.00pm Barefoot Contessa 

2.00 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 

3.00 12 Chefs of Christmas 
3.30 Reza Spice Prince Of 
Thailand 4.00 Kitchen 
Cousins 4.30-6.00 Diners, 
Drive-Ins and Dives 6.00 
Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 6.30 
Reza Spice Prince Of Thailand 

7.00 Barefoot Contessa 8.00 
Baking Made Easy 9.00 
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 

10.00 Ching's Restaurant 
Redemption 11.00 Mystery 
Diners 12.00m't Diners, 
Drive-Ins and Dives 1.00am 
Ching's Restaurant Redemption 

2.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and 
Dives 2.30-3.00am Reza 
Spice Prince of Vietnam 


17 December 


Wednesday 


SKY 133 

HD 133/255 


VIRGIN 260 

HD 262 


6.00am Highlights 12.00noon 
James Martin's Christmas 
Feasts 12.30pm The Naked 
Chef 1.00 Delia Smith's 
Christmas 2.00 Rachel Allen: 
All Things Sweet (HD) 2.30 
Rachel Allen's Everyday 
Kitchen at Christmas (HD) 

3.00 Jamie's Christmas with 
Bells On (HD) 4.00 Heston 
Blumenthal's Perfect 
Christmas 5.00 James 
Martin's Christmas Feasts 
5.30 The Naked Chef 6.00 
Delia Smith's Christmas 



7.00 Rachel Allen: All 
Things Sweet Puddings 
and pastries. (HD) 

7.30 Rachel Allen's 
Everyday Kitchen at 
Christmas (HD) 

8.00 Jamie's Christmas 
with Bells On Jamie 
Oliver offers advice on 
creating festive dishes, 
beginning with a look 
at preparation. (HD) 

9.00 Heston 
Blumenthal's Perfect 
Christmas The chef 
creates Christmas dinner 
for six celebrity guests. 


10.00 Delia Smith's Christmas: 
Double bill. 11.00 Rachel 
Allen: All Things Sweet (HD) 
11.30 Rachel Allen's Everyday 
Kitchen at Christmas: As 
shown at 7.30pm. (HD) 
12.00m't James Martin's 
Christmas Feasts 12.30am 
The Naked Chef 1.00 Dinner 
Impossible 2.00 Home 
Shopping 5.00-6.00am 
The Roux Legacy (HD) 


REALLY 


m 


VIRGIN 
267 | 


F'VIEW 

17 


6.00am Extreme Makeover 

7.00 Home Shopping 8.05 
Homes Under the Hammer 

9.05 Escape to the Country 

10.05 Ghost Adventures 

11.00 Ghost Hunters 
12.00noon Fantasy Homes by 

the Sea 1.00pm Escape to 
the Country 2.00 Homes 
Under the Hammer 3.00 
Children's Hospital: Toronto 

4.00 Brain Doctors 5.00 
Helicopter Heroes 6.00 
Homes Under the Hammer 

7.00 Escape to the Country 

8.00 Beeny's Restoration 

Nightmare: Sarah has trouble 
securing a wedding venue 
licence. 9.00 River Cottage: 
Winter's on the Way: Looking 
for wild mussels. 10.00 One 
Born Every Minute 11.00 
Paranormal Witness 
12.00m't Covert Affairs: 
Double bill. 2.00am Home 
Shopping 4.00 Dr G: Medical 
Examiner 4.45 Big Meets 
Bigger 5.35-6.00am 
Children's Hospital: Toronto 


Other channels A-Z 


CBS REALITY | DRAMA | QUEST 


SKY 146, +i 147, VIRG 148, +i 201 
F'VIEW 66, F'SAT 135, +i 136 
9.00am Cops: Double bill. 

10.00 Raising Sextuplets 

11.00 Caught on Camera 
12.00noon-3.00pm Judge 
Judy: Back-to-back editions. 
3.00pm Raising Sextuplets 

4.00 Caught on Camera 5.00- 

7.00 Judge Judy: Back- 
to-back editions. 7.00-9.00 
Cops: Back-to-back editions. 

9.00 The Investigator: A 
murder on a small island. 

10.00 Crime Stories 11.00 
Caught on Camera 12.00m't 
Unsolved Mysteries 1.00am 
The Investigator 2.00 Crime 
Stories 3.00 Caught on 
Camera 3.50 Nowhere to 
Run 4.20 Heir Hunters 
5.10-6.00am Judge Judy 


CHALLENGE 


SKY 145, +i 164, VIRG 139, +i 180 
F'VIEW 46, F'SAT 145 
6.00am Highlights 9.30 
Family Fortunes 10.30 
Bullseye 11.00 Wheel of 
Fortune 12.00noon Bite 
Size Brainiac 12.05pm Are 
You Smarter Than a 10 Year 
Old? 1.05 Catchphrase 
2.05 Pointless 3.05 1 vs 100 

4.00 The Crystal Maze 

5.00 Takeshi's Castle 6.00 
Ninja Warrior 7.00 Family 
Fortunes 8.00 Pointless 

9.00 Classic Who Wants to Be 
a Millionaire? 11.00 TNA 
Xplosion 12.00m't A League 
of Their Own: Unseen - Part 
One 1.00am Wall of Fame 

2.00 Dale's Supermarket 
Sweep 3.00 Catchphrase 

4.00 It's Not What You Know 
5.00-6.00am Whittle 


COMEDY CENTRAL E 


SKY 128, +i 159, VIRGIN 182 

9.00am Friends 10.00 Frasier 

11.00 Sex and the City: 
Double bill. 12.00noon The 
King of Queens 1.00- 
3.00pm Two and a Half Men 

3.00 Sex and the City 
4.00-6.00 Two and a Half 

Men 6.00 Sex and the City 

7.00 The King of Queens 

8.00 Rules of Engagement 

9.00 South Park 10.00pm- 
12.55am Sex and the City 

12.55am The Daily Show 1.25 
Two and a Half Men 2.25 
Comedy Central Presents 

2.55 The Daily Show 3.20 
Grouchy Young Men 3.45 Sir 
Leslie Quint: A Life in Film 

3.55 South Park 4.20 
Frasier 5.10-6.00am The 
King of Queens: Double bill. 


DMAX 


SKY 144/m 233, VIRG 170,+i 171 

6.00am Highlights 11.00 
Operation Repo 12.00noon 
Tanked 1.00pm Supernanny 
US 2.00 Bear's Wild 
Weekend with Jonathan Ross 
3.00 Naked and Afraid 4.00 
Trawler Wars 5.00 Operation 
Repo 6.00 Fifth Gear 7.00 
River Monsters: Untold 
Stories 8.00 Tanked 9.00 
River Monsters 10.00 Naked 
and Marooned with Ed 
Stafford 11.00 Bear Grylls: 
Born Survivor 12.00m't River 
Monsters: Untold Stories 
1.00am Deadliest Catch 

2.00 Custom My Ride 

3.00 Cash Cab: After Dark 
3.50 American Chopper: 
Senior Versus Junior 4.40 
Fifth Gear 5.30-6.00am 
Mystery Hunters 


SKY 158, VIRG 190, FREEVIEW 20 
8.00am Lovejoy 9.00 
Bergerac 10.00 Casualty 

11.00 The Bill: Double bill. 
1.00pm The Liver Birds 1.40 
Last of the Summer Wine 
2.20 Birds of a Feather 

3.00 Ballykissangel 4.00 
Bergerac 5.00 Lovejoy 6.00 
Birds of a Feather 6.40 
Bread 7.20 Last of the 
Summer Wine 8.00 The 
Inspector Lynley Mysteries: 

A Cry for Justice: Havers goes 
undercover to solve a murder. 

10.00 In Deep 12.15am Birds 
of a Feather 12.55 The Bill 
NotFreeview: 2.00 Barbara 
Taylor Bradford's Hold the 
Dream 2.50 Wish Me Luck: 
Double bill. 4.30-5.00am 
Above and Beyond 


SKY HD 151/239, +i 229, 
VIRG 156 

7.00am Highlights 9.00 House 
of DVF(HD) 10.00 Tia and 
Tamera (HD) 11.00 Buying for 
Billionaires (HD) 12.00noon 
News (HD) 1.00pm Beyond 
Candid with Giuliana (HD) 

2.00 Keeping Up with the 
Kardashians (HD) 3.00 
Giuliana and Bill (HD) 4.00 
News (HD) 5.00 Kourtney 
and Kim Take Miami (HD) 

7.00 News (HD) 8.00 Total 
Divas (HD) 9.00 Keeping Up 
with the Kardashians (HD) 

10.00 House of DVF (HD) 

11.00 News (HD) 12.00m't 
THS 1.00am Girls of the 
Playboy Mansion 1.30 
Teleshopping 2.30 News 
(HD) 4.30-5.00am 
Celebrity Style Story (HD) 


SKY 167, +i 195, VIRG 172, +i 173 
F'VIEW 37, +i 38 
6.00am Highlights 12.00noon 
Chop Shop: London Garage 
1.00pm Destroyed in 
Seconds 2.00 American 
Chopper 3.00 Hitler's 
Henchmen 4.00 World War 
Two: The Complete History 
5.00 The Garage 6.00 
Wheeler Dealers 7.00 
Salvage Hunters 8.00 All 
Star Dealers 9.00 All Star 
Dealers NEW EDITIONS 

10.00 Selling Big NEW 
EDITION 10.30 Selling Big 

11.00pm-1.00am How It's 
Made 1.00am FBI Case Files 

2.00 Tommy's Fix Your 
House for Free? 3.00 The 
New Yankee Workshop 4.00 
Wheeler Dealers 4.30- 
6.00am Cash Cab US 


SKY 3D 


SKY 170 

7.00pm Building the Brand 
NEW EDITION Production 
secrets behind America's 
Trek Bicycle Corporation. 

8.00 How It's Made: 
Firefighters' boots, garden 
tools and automated 
machines. 8.30 Irons in the 
Fire: Five Londoners whose 
lives have been transformed. 

9.00 History of the World in 
Two Hours: The story of life 
on Earth, from the Big Bang 
and the planet's formation, 
to the evolution of the 
human race and the 
development of civilisation. 

10.30pm-1.00am FILM 
Godzilla: Monster thriller 
remake with Aaron Taylor- 
Johnson and Bryan Cranston. 
(2014, 12, 123min) ★★★ 


HORROR 


SKY 319, +i 320, VIRG 149, +i 202 
F'SAT 138, +i 139 

9.00am Star Trek: The Next 
Generation 10.00 Doctor 
Who 11.10 FILM Summer of 
Fear (1996, 12, 88min) ★★ 
1.10pm Tales from the 
Darkside 1.40 The Incredible 
Hulk 2.40 Doctor Who 

3.50 FILM Snow Beast (2011, 
12, 86min) ★★ 5.40 Horror 
Highlights 5.50 Star Trek: 

The Next Generation 6.50 
The Incredible Hulk 

7.50 Doctor Who 9.00 FILM 
Elevator (2011, 15, 80min) 
★★★ 10.35 FILM The Entity 
(1983, 18, 125min) ★★ 
12.55am FILM See No Evil 
(2006,18, 83min) ★★ 2.30 
FILM Cowboys & Zombies 
(2011, 18, 82min) ★★ 4.10- 
4.30am Horror Highlights 


SONY TV 


LIFETIME 


SKY HD 156/236, +i 197, VIRG 242 

7.00am Highlights 9.30 
Storage Wars: New York (HD) 

10.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 

11.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 
12.00noon Storage Wars (HD) 

12.30pm Storage Wars: New 
York (HD) 1.00 The Real 
Housewives of New Jersey 
(HD) 2.00 Pregnant & 

Dating (HD) 3.00 The Real 
Housewives of Miami (HD) 

4.00 Dance Moms (HD) 

5.00 Flipping Vegas (HD) 

6.00 The Real Housewives of 

Miami (HD) 7.00 Hardcore 
Pawn (HD) 8.00 The Real 
Housewives of New Jersey 
(HD) 9.00 Little Women: 

LA (HD) 10.00 Wahlburgers 
(HD) 11.00 Hardcore Pawn 
(HD) 12.00m't Dance Moms 
(HD) 1.00-4.00am Highlights 


SKY 157, +i 181, VIRGIN 193 

7.00am The Guardian: Double 
bill. 9.00 Crossing Jordan 

10.00 Ghost Hunters 
International: Double bill. 

12.00noon Hustle: Double bill. 
2.00pm FILM A Holiday 
Heist: Comedy. (2011, PG, 
90min) ★★ 3.50 Behind 
the Screens 4.00 Ghost 
Hunters International: Double 
bill. 6.00 Crossing Jordan 

7.00 Hustle: Double bill. 

9.00 Jane Eyre: 1/4. 

Adaptation of Charlotte 
Bronte's novel. 10.05 2/4. 
Jane questions her feelings 
for Rochester. 11.10 Hot in 
Cleveland: Double bill. 
12.10am The Tudors 1.15 
Community 1.45-4.00am 
Jane Eyre: Double bill. 


SKY HD 125/234, +i SKY 154, 
VIR 167, HD 168, +i VIR 169 

6.00am Highlights 11.00 
Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 
12.00noon Say Yes to the 
Dress: Atlanta (HD) 1.00pm 
Say Yes to the Dress (HD) 

2.00 Randy's Wedding Rescue 
(HD) 3.00-6.00 Say Yes to 
the Dress (HD) 6.00 Long 
Island Medium (HD) 7.00 
NEW Say Yes to the Dress: 
The 12 Dresses of Christmas 
(HD) 8.00 Randy's Wedding 
Rescue (HD) 9.00 Gypsy 
Sisters SERIES FINALE (HD) 

10.00 Gypsy Brides US (HD) 

11.00 Escaping the Prophet 
(HD) 12.00m't Randy's 
Wedding Rescue (HD) 
1.00am Gypsy Sisters (HD) 

2.00 Gypsy Brides US (HD) 
3.00-6.00am Highlights 


(3D) Simulcast in 3D 


TV&Satellite Week 79 





























WEDNESDAY 


Films 



SKY PREMIERE 


SKY 301 

HD 301/314 


VIRGIN 401 

HD 431 


SKY DISNEY 


SKY 305 

HD 305/332 


VIRGIN 40 5 
HD 435 


SKY FAMILY 


SKY 306 

HD 306/333 


VIRGIN 406 

HD 436 


SKYACTION/ADVENTURE 


SKY 307 

HD 307/334 


VIRGIN 407 

HD 437 


SKY COMEDY 


SKY 308 

HD 308/335 


VIRGIN 408 

HD 438 


6.00am Khumba 7.45 Coming 
Home for Christmas 9.15 Get 
Santa Special 9.45 Her 
12.00noon Gravity: Sky Movies 
Special 12.30pm Khumba 
Animation. (S) (2013, U, 85min) ★★ 
2.00 The Book Thief As 8 00pm 
4.15 Coming Home for Christmas 
Family drama. (S) (2013, U, 83min) 
★★ 6.00 A New York Winter's 
Tale Romantic fantasy starring Colin 
Farrell. (S) (2014, 12, 118min) ★★ 


6.00am Home on the Range 7.25 
Toy Story 8.55 Toy Story That 
Time Forgot 9.25 Snow White 
and the Seven Dwarfs 10.55 
Snow Buddies 12.30pm Planes 
2.40 Toy Story 4.10 The Santa 
Clause 2 Comedy fantasy sequel. 
(S) (2002, U, 104min) ★★★★ 

6.00 Snow White and the Seven 
Dwarfs Disney's classic feature 
cartoon. (1937 U, 82min) ★★★★★ 
7.30 Toy Story That Time Forgot 


6.10am Curious George 7.40 The 
Prince of Egypt 9.20 Tim 
Burton's Corpse Bride 10.40 
Home Alone 12.30pm The 
Smurfs 2 As 6.10pm. 2.20 The 
Prince of Egypt Animated biblical 
epic. (S) (1998, U, 99min) ★★★★ 

4.00 Oz the Great and Powerful 
As shown at 10.00pm. 6.10 The 
Smurfs 2 Children's adventure 
with Flank Azaria and Neil Patrick 
Harris. (S) (2013, U, 104min) ★★ 


6.15am Alex Cross 8.00 Elysium 

10.05 Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit 
12.05pm Fast & Furious 6 As 
10.50pm. 2.20 The Patriot Epic 
period drama starring Mel Gibson. 
(2000, 15, 167min) ★★★ 

5.10 Alex Cross Thriller starring 
Tyler Perry and Matthew Fox. (S) 
(2012,15, 99min) ★★ 7.00 
Elysium Sci-fi action thriller starring 
Matt Damon and Jodie Foster (S) 
(2013, 15, 107min) ★★★★ 


6.55am The Best Man Holiday 9.00 
The Internship 11.00 Jackass 
Presents: Bad Grandpa 12.45pm 
The Guilt Trip Comedy. (S) (2012, 
12, 95min) ★★★ 2.25 My Best 
Friend's Wedding Comedy. (S) 
(1997, 12, 104min) ★★★★ 

4.15 Ernest Saves Christmas 
Festive comedy adventure. (S) 
(1988, U, 88min) ★★ 5.50 The 
Best Man Holiday Comedy drama 
sequel. (S) (2013, 15, 120min) ★★ 



8 


9 


8.00 The Book Thief World War 
Two drama starring Sophie 
Nelisse, Geoffrey Rush and 
Emily Watson. A girl growing 
up in Nazi Germany tries to 
save books from being burned, 
and provides a safe hiding 
place for a Jewish boy. (S) 
(2013, 12, 128min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANG •• 


10 


11 


10.15 Her Sci-fi drama starring 
Joaquin Phoenix and featuring 
the voice of Scarlett Johansson. 
A lonely man falls in love with 
the artificial intelligence that 
operates his computer. (S) 
(2013, 15, 126min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


12.25am A New York Winter's Tale 

Romantic fantasy, as 6.00pm. 

2.40 Cheap Thrills Comedy thriller 
(S) (2013, 15, 86min) ★★★ 
4.15-6.00am Coming Home for 
Christmas As shown at 4.15pm. 

VIRGIN 
402 



8.00 A Christmas Carol 

Computer-animated version of 
Dickens’s famous tale, starring 
Jim Carrey. A grumpy miser is 
shown the error of his ways 
when he's visited on Christmas 
Eve by a series of ghosts. (S) 
(2009, PG, 95min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

9.40 Pirates of the Caribbean: 
Dead Man's Chest Fantasy 
adventure starring Johnny Depp 
as a ragged pirate captain 
trying to escape the blood 
debt he owes to the ghostly 
ruler of the ocean depths. (S) 
(2006, 12, 150min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.15am Disney's The Kid Fantasy 
starring Bruce Willis and Spencer 
Breslin. (S) (2000, PG, 104min) ★★ 

2.05 The Three Caballeros Cartoon 
compilation featuring Donald Duck. 
(S) (1944, U, 71 min) ★★★ 

3.25 Tall Tale Fantasy adventure 
starring Patrick Swayze and Oliver 
Platt. (1995, PG, 99min) ★★★ 
5.10-6.00am Previews 


8.00 Home Alone John 
Hughes's comedy starring 
Macaulay Culkin as a young 
boy left behind when his 
family goes on holiday. With Joe 
Pesci, Daniel Stern, Catherine 
O'Hara and John Heard. (S) 
(1990, PG, lOOmin) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


10.00 Oz the Great and 
Powerful Fantasy adventure 
prequel to The Wizard of Oz, 
starring James Franco. (S) 
(2013, PG, 130min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.20am Bad News Bears Sports 
comedy. (S) (2005, 12, 113min) ★★ 
2.25 Tim Burton's Corpse Bride 
Animated fantasy featuring 
the voice of Johnny Depp. (S) 
(2005, PG, 77min) ★★★★★ 

3.55 Curious George Animation 
featuring the voice of Will Ferrell. 

(S) (2006, U, 87min) ★★★★ 
5.30-6.00am Turbo: Sky Movies 
Special The making of the film. 


Elysium 

(film started at 7.00pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


9.00 Jack Ryan: Shadow 
Recruit Spy thriller starring 
Chris Pine and Keira Knightley. 
An analyst for the CIA is forced 
into an undercover assignment 
when he discovers a plot to 
destroy the US economy. (S) 
(2014, 12, 106min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANG ••• 


10.50 Fast & Furious 6 Action 
thriller with Vin Diesel, Paul 
Walker and Dwayne Johnson. 
(S) (2013, 12, 128min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

1.05am Miami Vice Crime thriller 
(S) (2006, 15, 133min) ★★★★ 
3.20 Get Carter Thriller remake. 

(S) (2000, 15, 102min) ★★★ 
5.05-6.35am Stop! Or My Mom 
Will Shoot Comedy with Sylvester 
Stallone. (S) (1992, PG, 92min) ★ 


8.00 The Internship Comedy 
starring Vince Vaughn and 
Owen Wilson. Two computer- 
illiterate ex-salesmen enrol in 
an internship programme at 
internet giant Google. With 
Rose Byrne and Max Minghella. 
(S) (2013, 12, 114min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE LANG ••• 


10.10 Jackass Presents: Bad 
Grandpa Slapstick road movie 
comedy starring Johnny 
Knoxville and Jackson Nicoll, a 
spin-off from the cult MTV show. 
(S) (2013, 15, 92min) ★★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE LANG ••• 

11.55 Jackass: The Movie Slapstick 
comedy. (S) (2002, 18, 87min) ★ 
1.30am Jackass Number Two 
Slapstick comedy sequel. (S) 

(2006, 18, 92min) ★★ 

3.05 The Break-Up Comedy drama. 

(S) (2006, 12, 107min) ★★★ 

4. 5 5-6. 30am Ernest Saves 
Christmas As shown at 4.15pm. 



7.00am Born to Race: Fast Track 
8.50 The Great Gatsby Special 
9.10 42 11.25 Stand Up Guys As 
12.35am. 1.10pm Iron Man 3 As 
8.00pm. 3.25 Flight As 10.15pm. 

5.45 42 Sports biopic of Jackie 
Robinson, who in 1947 became 
the first black baseball player 
in the US major leagues. Stars 
Chadwick Boseman and Harrison 
Ford. (S) (2013, 12, 125min) ★★★ 



6.00am El Dorado 8.10 
Heavyweights 10.00 Night at the 
Museum 12.00noon The Secret 
Life of Walter Mitty As 8.00pm. 
2.00pm There's Something 
About Mary As shown at 10.00pm. 
4.05 Starsky & Hutch Comedy. (S) 
(2004, 15, 101 min) ★★ 6.00 
Night at the Museum Fantasy 
adventure comedy with Ben Stiller. 
(S) (2006, PG, 108min) ★★★★ 



6.40am Knights of the Round Table 

9.00 Rage at Dawn 10.50 The 
Train 1.25pm Black Patch Western. 
(1957, b/w, PG, 82min) ★★ 3.00 
Gunfight at Comanche Creek 
Western. (1963, U, 90min) ★ 

4.45 Tarzan and the Trappers 
Jungle adventure. (1958, b/w, PG, 
70min) ★ 6.10 Solomon and 
Sheba Biblical epic starring Yul 
Brynner (1959, PG, 135min) ★★★ 



(Known as Movie Mix on Freeview) 


9.00am Santa's Dog 10.45 
3 Day Christmas 12.30pm 12 
Dogs of Christmas: Great Puppy 
Rescue 2.40 After the Wizard 
4.20 Sony Movie News Extra 
4.30 Little Women Screen version 
of Louisa May Alcott's classic tale. 
(1994, U, 114min) ★★★ 6.55 
A Christmas Wish Depression-era 
drama. (2013, PG, 97min) ★★ 



7.00am The Christmas Shoes 9.00 
I'll Be Home for Christmas 11.00 
One Christmas Seasonal drama. 
(1994, PG, 97min) ★★★ 1.00pm 
Santa and Pete As 9.00pm. 

3.00 A Holiday to Remember 
Romantic drama starring Connie 
Sellecca and Randy Travis. (1995, U, 
90min) ★★ 5.00 The Christmas 
Gift Seasonal drama starring John 
Denver (1986, U, 97min) ★★ 


8.00 Iron Man 3 Comic-book action 
adventure sequel starring Robert 
Downey Jr and Gwyneth Paltrow. 
Billionaire playboy Tony Stark, aka 
superhero Iron Man, strives to 
defeat the terrorist mastermind 
behind a series of bombings. (S) 
(2013, 12, 131 min) ★★★★ 

10.15 Flight Drama starring Denzel 
Washington and Kelly Reilly. (S) 
(2012, 15, 138min) ★★★★ 
12.35am Stand Up Guys Comedy 
drama. (S) (2012, 15, 91min)^ 
2.20 Cabin Fever: Patient Zero 
Horror (S) (2014, 18, 91 min) ★★ 

4.05 The Lone Ranger Unmasked 
4.35-6.25am Born to Race: Fast 
Track High-speed action sequel. 
(S) (2014, 12, 90min) ★★ 


8.00 The Secret Life of Walter 
Mitty Comedy drama directed by 
and starring Ben Stiller An ordinary 
man who drifts through life by 
disappearing into daydreams 
embarks on an adventure in real 
life. (S) (2013, PG, 112min) ★★★★ 

10.00 There's Something About 
Mary Black comedy starring 
Cameron Diaz and Ben Stiller (S) 
(1998, 15, 119min) ★★★★ 

12.05am Starsky & Hutch 
Comedy, as shown at 4.05pm. 

1.55 Heavyweights Comedy starring 
Ben Stiller. (S) (1994, PG, 97min)^ 

3.45-6.00am El Dorado Classic 
Howard Hawks Western starring 
John Wayne and Robert Mitchum. 
(S) (1966, PG, 126min) ★★★★ 


9.00 Dangerous Ground Crime 
thriller starring Ice Cube and 
Elizabeth Hurley. A black South 
African goes looking for his missing 
brother in Johannesburg's violent 
underworld. (1996, 18, 95min) ★ 
10.50 The Matrix Revolutions 
Sci-fi action thriller starring Keanu 
Reeves and Laurence Fishburne. 
(2003, 15, 129min) ★★★ 

1.15am Dangerous Ground Crime 
thriller, as shown at 9.00pm. 

2.55 China Doll Romantic drama. 

(1958, b/w, PG, 88min) ★★ 

4.40 Off Set With Jamie Cullum. 


5.00-6.45am Gunfight at 
Comanche Creek As 3.00pm. 


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9.00 Lucky Numbers Comedy with 
John Travolta and Lisa Kudrow. 

A weatherman facing financial 
ruin hatches a plan to solve his 
money troubles by rigging the state 
lottery. (2000, 15, 105min) ★★ 
11.10 Suspect Zero Thriller starring 
Aaron Eckhart and Ben Kingsley. 
While investigating a series of 
murders, a troubled FBI agent 
realises that a serial killer is 
attempting to send him cryptic 
messages. (2004, 15, 96min) ★★ 
1.15am Killer Mountain Action 
horror adventure starring Aaron 
Douglas. (2011, 15, 85min) ★★ 
3.10-6.00am Ivanhoe Romantic 
adventure starring Anthony 
Andrews. (1981, PG, 136min) ★★★ 


7.00 A Hobo's Christmas Seasonal 
drama about a hobo who visits the 
son he deserted 25 years earlier 
Stars Barnard Hughes and Gerald 
McRaney. (1987, U, 120min) ★★ 

9.00 Santa and Pete Seasonal tale 
starring Hume Cronyn and Flex 
Alexander (1999, U, 87min) ★★ 

11.00 A Christmas Romance Family 
drama starring Olivia Newton-John, 
Gregory Harrison and Chloe 
Lattanzi. (1995, U, 91 min) ★★ 

1.00am A Holiday for Love Romantic 
drama. (1996, U, 90min) ★★ 

3.00 Stealing Christmas Festive 
comedy. (2003, PG, 85min) ★★ 

5.00-7.00am One Christmas 
Seasonal drama starring Katharine 
Hepburn. (1994, PG, 97min) ★★★ 


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VIRGIN 410 
HD 440 


6.45am Rumble Fish 8.35 The 
Washington Snipers 10.20 
2 Fast 2 Furious As shown at 
7.00pm. 12.20pm Pride and 
Glory As shown at 9.00pm. 2.40 
25th Hour As shown at 11.15pm. 

5.10 Swordfish Action thriller 
starring John Travolta and Hugh 
Jackman. (2001, 15, 99min) ★★ 
7.00 2 Fast 2 Furious Action 
thriller sequel with Paul Walker and 
Tyrese. (S) (2003, 12, 108min) ★★ 


7.00am The Heat: Sky Movies 
Special 7.15 Black Nativity 8.55 
Jack Frost 10.45 Gremlins 
12.40pm Home Alone 4 Comedy 
sequel. (S) (2002, U, 83min) ★ 
2.10 Love Actually As 9.30pm. 

4.30 Jack Frost Fantasy drama with 
Michael Keaton and Kelly Preston. 
(S) (1998, PG, 97min) ★ 6.20 
Black Nativity Musical with Jacob 
Latimore and Forest Whitaker 
(S) (2013, PG, 93min) ★★★ 




2 Fast 2 Furious 

(film started at 7.00pm) 

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9.00 Pride and Glory Thriller 
starring Edward Norton, Colin 
Farrell and Noah Emmerich. 

A family of New York cops is 
torn between loyalty and justice 
after a raid goes wrong. (S) 
(2008, 15, 130min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


11.15 25th Hour Spike Lee's drama 
starring Edward Norton. (S) 
(2002, 15, 134min) ★★★ 

1.35am American Psycho Satirical 
black comedy with Christian Bale. 
(S) (2000, 18, 102min) ★★★★ 
3.25 American Gigolo Thriller with 
Richard Gere and Lauren Hutton. 
(S) (1980, 18, 117min) ★★★ 
5.25-7.1 Oam Deep Family Secrets 
Thriller starring Angie Dickinson. 
(S) (1997 PG, 89min) ★★ 


6.20 Black Nativity 


8.00 Best Christmas Movies 
Ever A countdown of the 26 
greatest festive films, featuring 
contributions from celebrity 
fans including Jim Carrey, 

Ashley Jensen, Jonathan Ross 
and Warwick Davis. 

9.30 Love Actually Romantic 
comedy written and directed by 
Richard Curtis, starring Hugh 
Grant and Alan Rickman. (S) 
(2003, 15, 135min) ★★★ 

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11.45 A Very Harold & Kumar 
Christmas Comedy sequel. (S) 
(2011, 18, 89min) ★★★ 

1.20 Snow Day Family comedy. 

(S) (2000, PG, 89min) ★★ 

2.55 A Very Harold & Kumar 
Christmas As shown at 11.45pm. 
4.30-6.30am Home Alone 4 
Comedy sequel, as 12.40pm. 


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9.00am Like Father, Like Son 

Comedy. (1987, PG, 98min) ★ 

10.55 Courage Mountain 

Adventure. (1989, U, 98min) ★★★ 

1.00pm Tom & Thomas Children's 
thriller. (2002, PG, llOmin) ★★★ 
3.15 The Man Upstairs Comedy 
drama. (1991, PG, 94min) ★★★ 
5.20 Christmas Is Here Again 
Animated musical with the voice of 
Edward Asner. (2007, U, 74min) ★★ 

7.00 Vice Versa Role-reversal 
comedy with Judge Reinhold and 
Fred Savage. A mystical skull grants 
a father and son their wish to lead 
each other's lives by swapping their 
bodies. (1988, PG, 94min) ★★★ 

9.00 Suspect Zero Crime thriller 
starring Aaron Eckhart, Ben 
Kingsley and Carrie-Anne Moss. 
(2004, 15, 96min) ★★ 

11.05 Vamps Vampire comedy with 
Alicia Silverstone and Krysten 
Ritter. (2012, 12, 92min) ★★★ 
1.00am Angel of Death Action 
thriller starring Zoe Bell and Lucy 
Lawless. (2009, 18, 77min) ★★ 
2.40-3.00am Behind the Screens 


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7.00am The Christmas Hope 9.00 
A Christmas Rescue 11.00 One 
Starry Christmas 1.00pm My Dad 
Is Scrooge Festive fantasy starring 
Brian Cook. (2014, PG, 90min) ★★ 

3.00 A Bride for Christmas 
Romantic drama starring Ariel le 
Kebbel. (2012, PG, 90min) ★★ 
5.00 Hats Off to Christmas! 
Seasonal romance starring Haylie 
Duff. (2013, PG, 120min) ★★ 

7.00 Baby's First Christmas 

Romantic drama starring Casper 
Van Dien, Rachel Wilson and Ella 
Ballentine. (2012, PG, 90min) ★★ 

9.00 Christmas Miracle Drama with 
Allison Hossack. Eight strangers are 
stranded together in an abandoned 
church and help each other to 
cope with their personal issues. 
(2012, PG, 92min) ★★ 

11.00 Defending Santa Festive 
drama starring Dean Cain and Bill 
Lewis. (2013, U, 120min) ★★ 

1.00am Holiday Baggage Seasonal 
family drama starring Barry 
Bostwick. (2008, PG, llOmin) ★★ 

3.00-5.00am A Christmas Wish 
Festive drama starring Kristy 
Swanson. (2011, PG, 92min) ★★ 


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6.00am The One 7.35 Beautiful 
Creatures 9.50 The Wicker Man 
11.45 The I Inside 1.30pm 
Predator As 9.00pm. 3.30 
Interstellar: Nolan's Odyssey 
4.00 The One Martial arts sci-fi 
thriller. (S) (2001, 15, 87min) ★★★ 
5.30 Paranormal Activity: The 
Marked Ones Horror sequel. (S) 
(2014,15,101 min) ★★ 7.15 The 
I Inside Psychological thriller (S) 
(2003, 15, 87min) ★★★ 



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(film started at 7.15pm) 

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9.00 Predator Sci-fi action 
fantasy starring Arnold 
Schwarzenegger as the leader 
of a commando team battling a 
ferocious alien in the South 
American jungle. With Carl 
Weathers and Elpidia Carrillo. 
(1987, 18, 107min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


11.00 Paranormal Activity: The 
Marked Ones As shown at 5.30pm. 

12.55am Freddy vs. Jason Horror 
thriller starring Robert Englund. (S) 
(2003, 18, 97min) ★★★ 

2.45 The Top Ten Show 

3.05 The Wicker Man Thriller 
remake. (S) (2006, 15, 102min) ★ 

5.00 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 
Special A look at the blockbuster 

5.30-6.00am Interstellar: Nolan's 
Odyssey Behind the scenes. 


6.00am Who's Afraid of Virginia 
Woolf? 8.15 The Ladykillers 
10.05 The Walker 12.00noon Red 
Rock West Black comedy thriller 
(S) (1992, 15, 98min) ★★★★ 
1.50pm Walk the Line Biopic. 

(S) (2005, 12, 124min) ★★★★ 

4.15 Sunshine Sci-fi thriller. (S) 

(2007, 15, 103min) ★★★★ 6.10 
Blue Jasmine Woody Allen’s 
drama starring Cate Blanchett. 

(S) (2013, 12, 96min) ★★★★ 


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8.00 The Walker 


8.00 The Walker Thriller 
starring Woody Harrelson 
and Kristin Scott Thomas. 

A society walker in Washington 
DC becomes inadvertently 
implicated in a murder 
investigation. With Lauren 
Bacall, Lily Tomlin and Ned 
Beatty. (2006, 15, 103min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE •• LANG ••• 


10.00 The People vs Larry 
Flynt Milos Forman’s 
fact-based drama starring 
Woody Harrelson as the porn 
magazine millionaire who 
became an unexpected 
champion of free speech. (S) 
(1996, 18, 130min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.15am Enough Said Bittersweet 
romantic comedy with Julia Louis- 
Dreyfus and James Gandolfini. (S) 
(2013, 12, 89min) ★★★ 

1.55 Violet & Daisy Comedy crime 
drama starring Saoirse Ronan. 

(S) (2011, 15, 84min) ★★ 
3.35-5.30am Sunshine As 415pm 


■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin 

■ Films start at 11.00am 

11.00am Stalag 17 1.35pm 
Hellfighters Adventure with John 
Wayne. (S) (1969, PG, 120min) ★★ 
4.10 Meet Me in St Louis Classic 
MGM musical starring Judy Garland. 
(S) (1944, U, 113min) ★★★★ 

6.25 Twilight Supernatural romance 
starring Kristen Stewart and Robert 
Pattinson. (2008, 12, 122min) ★★★ 


9.00 Gl Joe: The Rise of Cobra 


8.50 The Eagle Interview 
Special Interviews with Jamie 
Bell and Channing Tatum. (S) 

9.00 Gl Joe: The Rise of Cobra 

Adventure starring Dennis 
Quaid and Christopher 
Eccleston. A military general 
trains a special team to counter 
a global attack led by a Scottish 
scientist with a powerful 
weapon. With Marlon Wayans. 
(S) (2009, 12, 113min) ★★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


11.15 The Dilemma Buddy comedy 
starring Vince Vaughn and Kevin 
James. (S) (2011, 12, 111 min) ★★ 
1.30-3.50am Gloria Chilean 
comedy drama with Paulina Garcia 
and Sergio Hernandez. Subtitled. 
(2013, 15, 107min) ★★★★ 


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DAYTIME (1 -7pm) 


1 .55pm Angels and Ornaments 

Channel 5 Romantic fantasy 
starring Jessalyn Gilsig. (HD) ★★ 

2.00pm A Holiday Heist SonyTV 
Comedy with Lacey Chabert. ★★ 
2.00pm Age of Dinosaurs Syfy 
Sci-fi thriller starring Treat Williams 
and Ronny Cox. (HD) ★★ 

2.20pm Fighter Attack 5USA World 
War Two drama starring Sterling 
Hayden and J Carrol Naish. ★★ 
3.40pm Christmas Song Channel 5 
Festive family drama. (HD) ★★ 
3.50pm Snow Beast Horror Channel 
Sci-fi thriller starring John 
Schneider and Jason London. ★★ 
5.00pm Tinker Bell and the Lost 
Treasure Disney Animated fantasy 
featuring the voices of Mae 
Whitman and Lucy Liu. (HD) ★★★ 


EVENING (7-llpm) 


8.00pm Edward Scissorhands E4 

Tim Burton's bittersweet fantasy 
starring Johnny Depp. (HD) ★★★★ 
9.00pm Robin Hood: Prince of 
Thieves 5 ★ Blockbuster adventure 
starring Kevin Costner. ★★ 

9.00pm Dead Calm Sky Living 
Suspense thriller. (HD) ★★★★★ 
9.00pm Elevator Horror Channel 
Thriller starring Christopher Backus, 
Anita Briem and John Getz. ★★★ 

1 0.00pm Keith Lemon: The Film 
ITV2 Comedy starring Leigh 
Francis and Kelly Brook. (HD) ★ 

1 0.00pm Jet Li's Fearless ITV4 
Biopic of Chinese folk hero Huo 
Yuanjia. Subtitled. (HD) ★★★★ 

1 0.35pm The Entity Horror Channel 
Horror with Barbara Hershey. ★★ 
10.40pm Cliff hanger ITV (Nl: 

1 /. 10pm, Not Scot) Action adventure 
with Sylvester Stallone. (HD) ★★★ 


1 2.00m't Attack Force Syfy 

Action thriller starring Steven 
Seagal and Lisa Lovbrand. (HD) ★ 

1 2.05am The Selfish Giant Channel 

4 Drama starring Conner Chapman 
and Shaun Thomas. (HD) ★★★★ 

1 2.55am See No Evil Horror Channel 
Horror thriller starring Kane. ★★ 
2.00am Alligator Alley Syfy Thriller 
starring Jordan Hinson. (HD) ★★ 
2.30am Cowboys & Zombies Horror 
Channel Zombie Western. ★★ 
2.35am The Bandit of Sherwood 
Forest Channel 4 Medieval 
action adventure. (HD) ★★ 

4.00am Jetstream Syfy Disaster 
thriller starring David Chokachi 
and Don Michael Paul. (HD) ★★ 


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SKY SPORTS 4 


SKY 405 


HD 405/439 


VIRGIN 505 
HD 515 


SKY SPORTS 5 


SKY 406 

HD 406/440 


VIRGIN 506 
HD 516 


EUROSPORT 


SKY 410 


HD 4 412 


VIRGIN 521 
HD 522 



6.00am Football League Gold 
(HD) 6.15 Football Gold 

6.30 Football League Gold 
(HD) 7.00 WWE Vintage 
(HD) 8.00 Football League 
Gold (HD) 8.15 Football Gold 

8.30 Football League Gold 
(HD) 9.00 Capital One Cup 
Football (HD) 10.00 Darts 
Gold (HD) 12.00noon 
Capital One Cup Football 
(HD) 1.00pm Premier 
League 100 Club (HD) 

I. 30 Football League Gold 

1.45 Football Gold 2.00 
Premier League 100 Club 
(HD) 3.00 0ne2 Eleven (HD) 

3.30 Football League Gold 

3.45 Football Gold 4.00 
Premier League 100 Club 
(HD) 5.00 Darts Gold (HD) 
7.00 LIVE Capital One Cup 
Football: Bournemouth v 
Liverpool: Kick-off is at 7.45. 
(HD) 10.00 Darts Gold 

II. 00 Capital One Cup 
Football (HD) 12.00m't 
Football’s Greatest Teams 
(HD) 12.30am Football Gold 
(HD) 1.00 Premier League 
100 Club (HD) 1.30 Barclays 
Premier League Legends 
(HD) 2.00 Football’s 
Greatest Teams (HD) 2.30 
Football Gold (HD) 3.00 
Capital One Cup Football 
(HD) 4.00 Premier League 
100 Club (HD) 4.30 Barclays 
Premier League Legends 
(HD) 5.00 Football’s 
Greatest Teams (HD) 5.30- 
6.00am Football Gold (HD) 


6.00am ODI Cricket Classic: 
Eng v Ind 7.00 Sporting 
Greats 8.00 LIVE Test 
Cricket: South Africa v West 
Indies: Coverage of day one 
of the opening Test in the 
three-match series, which 
is staged at SuperSport 
Park in Centurion. (HD) 

4.00pm Sporting Heroes: 
Gary Newbon Interviews 
Sir Everton Weekes (HD) 

5.00 ODI Cricket Classic: 

Eng v Ind From 2007. 

6.00 Test Cricket South 
Africa v West Indies. (HD) 

7.00 Sporting Greats 

7.30 Ashes Modern Classics 

Ricky Ponting. (HD) 

8.00 Test Cricket South 
Africa v West Indies. (HD) 

9.00 Cricket Classics 

10.00 Test Cricket South 
Africa v West Indies. (HD) 

11.00 The Ashes: England's 
Best Days Day three of the 
fifth Test in 2011, held at the 
Sydney Cricket Ground. (HD) 

12.00m't Test Cricket (HD) 
1.00am Cricket Classics 

2.00 Sporting Greats 2.30 
Ashes Modern Classics (HD) 

3.00 The Ashes: England's 
Best Days (HD) 4.00 
Test Cricket (HD) 5.00- 
6.00am Sporting Heroes: 
Gary Newbon Interviews 
Laura Davies (HD) 


6.00am Sporting Heroes: Kriss 
Akabusi Interviews Daley 
Thompson (HD) 7.00 FEI 
Nations Cup Showjumping 

9.00 Spruce Meadows 
Journal (HD) 10.00 PI 
Aquacross USA (HD) 10.30 
PI Superstock Powerboating 
USA (HD) 11.00 Racing 
News (HD) 11.30 Sporting 
Greats 12.00noon Sporting 
Heroes: Linford Christie 
Interviews Allan Wells (HD) 
1.00pm PI Aquacross USA 
(HD) 1.30 PI Superstock 
Powerboating USA (HD) 

2.00 Sports Unlimited (HD) 

3.00 Spruce Meadows 
Journal (HD) 

4.00 FEI Nations Cup Show 
Jumping From Gijon, Spain. 

5.00 FEI Nations Cup Show 
Jumping From Hickstead. 

6.30 Cloned: Creating 
Designer Horses 

7.00 Sportswomen (HD) 

7.30 LIVE Netball England 
v Malawi: Coverage from 
the Copper Box in London. 
Centre-pass is at 7.45. (HD) 

9.30 Squash (HD) 

10.30 Sportswomen (HD) 

11.00 Watersports World (HD) 
12.00m't Max Power (HD) 
1.00am Netball (HD) 3.00 
Squash (HD) 4.00 Max 
Power (HD) 5.00-6.00am 
Watersports World (HD) 


6.00am Shell's Wonderful 
World of Golf 8.00 Golfing 
World (HD) 9.00 Franklin 
Templeton Shootout Golf 
(HD) 11.00 Sporting Greats 
12.00noon PGA Tour Classic 
A look back at the 1996 
Las Vegas Invitational. 

I. 00pm Golfing World (HD) 

2.00 Franklin Templeton 
Shootout Golf Action 
from Naples, Florida. (HD) 

4.00 PGA Tour Classic 

The 1995 Kemper Open. 

5.00 Shell's Wonderful 
World of Golf Annika 
Sorenstam v Karrie Webb. 

6.30 Sporting Greats 

Profile of Seve Ballesteros. 

7.00 Sporting Greats The 

career of Jack Nicklaus. 

7.30 Sporting Greats The 

career of Gary Player. (HD) 

8.00 Shell's Wonderful 
World of Golf Mark 
Calcavecchia v Fred Couples. 

10.00 PGA Tour Classic 

The 1995 Kemper Open. 

II. 00 Sporting Greats 11.30 
Sporting Rivalries (HD) 
12.00m't Shell’s Wonderful 
World of Golf 2.00am 
PGA Tour Classic 3.00 
Sporting Greats 3.30 
Sporting Rivalries (HD) 
4.00-6.00am Shell's 
Wonderful World of Golf 


6.00am Highlights 11.00 
Football's Greatest Teams (HD) 

11.30 Football's Greatest 
Players (HD) 12.00noon 
Football’s Greatest International 
Teams (HD) 1.00pm Sky 
Sports Today (HD) 2.00 
Football's Greatest International 
Teams (HD) 2.30 Football's 
Greatest Players (HD) 4.30 
Football's Greatest International 
Teams (HD) 5.30 Football's 
Greatest Teams (HD) 

6.00 News HQ at 6 (HD) 7.00 
Football’s Greatest International 
Teams (HD) 7.30 Football's 
Greatest Managers 8.00 
0ne2 Eleven (HD) 8.15 Spanish 
Football Gold (HD) 8.30 
Football's Greatest International 
Teams (HD) 9.30 Football's 
Greatest Teams (HD) 10.00 
0ne2 Eleven (HD) 10.15 
Spanish Football Gold (HD) 

10.30 Football's Greatest 
International Teams (HD) 

11.30 Football's Greatest Teams 
(HD) 12.00m't Football's 
Greatest International Teams 
(HD) 12.30am Football’s 
Greatest Teams (HD) 1.00 
Football’s Greatest Managers 

1.30 Football's Greatest 
Players (HD) 2.00 Football’s 
Greatest Teams (HD) 2.30 
Football's Greatest International 
Teams (HD) 3.00 Football’s 
Greatest Teams (HD) 3.30 
Football's Greatest Managers 

4.00 Football's Greatest 
Players (HD) 4.30 Football's 
Greatest Teams (HD) 5.00 
Football’s Greatest International 
Teams (HD) 5.30-6.00am 
Football’s Greatest Teams (HD) 


7.30am GT Academy 2014: 
Masterclass 7.45 Show 
Jumping 8.45 NFL 
Round-Up (HD) 9.30 NFL: 
Monday Night Football 
(HD) 10.30 LIVE Bowls: 
Premier Threes: The 
Grand Final of the Premier 
Threes series from Erewash 
Indoor Bowling Club. (HD) 

3.00pm Figure Skating 

Action from the Grand Prix 
of Figure Skating Final. (HD) 

5.00 Alpine Skiing (HD) 

6.00 Biathlon (HD) 

6.30 Campus 

7.00 Wednesday Selection 

7.05 Equestrian The World’s 
Top Ten meeting. (HD) 

8.05 Lucia's Selection 

8.10 Equestrian The World's 
Top Ten meeting in Geneva. 

9.10 Lucia's Selection 
9.15 Riders Club 

9.20 Ladies European 
Tour Golf Highlights of 
Dubai Ladies Masters. 

9.35 Golf Club 
9.40 Yacht Club 
9.45 Wednesday Selection 
9.55 Ski Jumping (HD) 

10.30 NFL: Monday Night 
Football Chicago Bears v 
New Orleans Saints. (HD) 

11.30pm-12.30am 
NFL Round-Up (HD) 


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HD 413/426 


VIRGIN 547 
HD 549 


BT SPORT 2 


SKY 414 
HD 414/427 


VIRGIN 548 
HD 550 


ESPN 


SKY 417 
HD 417/433 


VIRGIN 529 
HD 530 


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6.00am Baker & Kelly's VSPO 
(HD) 7.00 SportsHUB (HD) 
7.15 BTSP (HD) 7.45 Global 
Goals (HD) 8.15 Game of the 
Week (HD) 8.45 A-League 
Football Highlights (HD) 9.15 
Serie A Review (HD) 9.45 
Global Goals (HD) 10.00 
SportsHUB (HD) 10.15 FA Cup 
(HD) 11.45 SportsHUB (HD) 
12.00noon French Ligue 1 
Review (HD) 1.00pm Serie A 
Review (HD) 1.30 BTSP (HD) 

2.00 World of Football (HD) 

2.30 FA Cup (HD) 4.00 
French League Cup (HD) 

5.30 World of Football (HD) 

6.00 Serie A Review (HD) 

6.30 Premier League World 
(HD) 7.00 Football Tonight 
(HD) 7.30 LIVE FA Cup: 

A second-round replay. (HD) 
10.00 SportsHUB (HD) 10.15 
UFC - Ultimate Insider (HD) 

10.45 Boxing Tonight (HD) 

11.45 Premier League World 
(HD) 12.15am SportsHUB 
(HD) 12.30 NBA Countdown 
(HD) 1.00 LIVE NBA: Toronto 
Raptors v Brooklyn Nets. (HD) 

3.30 World of Football (HD) 

4.00 A-League Football 
Highlights (HD) 4.30 
Global Goals (HD) 5.00 
BTSP (HD) 5.30-6.00am 
Last Week, This Week (HD) 


6.00am 30 for 30 (HD) 

7.30 30 for 30 (HD) 8.30 
Bundesliga (HD) 10.00 
French Ligue 1 Review (HD) 
11.00 Boxing Tonight (HD) 

12.00noon NBA Inside Stuff 
The off-court activities of some 
of the stars of the NBA. (HD) 

12.30pm 30 for 30 How 
Bo Jackson became 
a sporting icon. (HD) 

2.00 30 for 30 A look back 
at the North Carolina State 
Wolf pack basketball team's 
heroics in 1983. (HD) 

4.00 Rugby Tonight 
Recent action from the 
English Premiership. (HD) 

5.30 Bundesliga Bayern 
Munich v SC Freiburg. (HD) 

7.00 LIVE Bundesliga Borussia 
Dortmund v VfL Wolfsburg: 
The German top-flight 
encounter from Signal Iduna 
Park. Kick-off is at 7.00. (HD) 

9.00 SPFL Highlights (HD) 

9.30 Rugby Tonight (HD) 

11.00 UFC 169: Baraov 
Faber II Action from Renan 
Barao v Urijah Faber (HD) 

2.00am UFC - Ultimate 
Insider (HD) 2.30 Baker & 
Kelly's VSPO (HD) 3.30 
Boxing Tonight (HD) 4.30- 
6.00am Rugby Tonight (HD) 


6.00am College Football (HD) 
9.00 NBA Tonight (HD) 

9.30 College Basketball (HD) 
11.15 College Basketball (HD) 

I. 00pm College Basketball 
Wichita State Shockers v 
Alabama Crimson Tide. (HD) 

2.45 College Football 
An NCAA Division II 
Championship semi-final. (HD) 

5.45 ESPN Kicks (HD) 

6.00 NBA New York Knicksv 
Dallas Mavericks. (HD) 

8.00 LIVE French League Cup 
Lyon v Monaco: The fourth- 
round tie at the Stade Gerland. 
Kick-off is at 8.00. (HD) 

10.00 ESPN Kicks(HD) 

10.15 2014 Tobago Cycling 

Classic The annual road race 
from the Caribbean. (HD) 

II. 00 NBA Tonight (HD) 

11.30 College Football Live 

Expert analysis. (HD) 
12.00m't LIVE College 
Basketball: NC State 
Wolfpack v Tennessee 
Volunteers: Tip-off is at 12.00. 
(HD) 2.00am LIVE College 
Basketball: Cincinnati 
Bearcats v San Diego State 
Aztecs: Tip-off is at 2.00. 

(HD) 4.00 ESPN Kicks 
(HD) 4.15-6.00am 
College Basketball (HD) 


6.00am Best of Crash 6.25 
International GT Open 9.00 
Race of Champions - 
Barbados: As 10.05pm. 

12.10pm British Supermoto 
Championship The final 
round from Three Sisters. 

1.10 Bike World The latest 
news and reports from 
two-wheel competitions. 

1.40 Australian National Drag 
Racing Action from Sydney. 

2.45 Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series The Pro Lite 
and Pro 2 disciplines from 
Lake Elsinore, California. 

3.45 Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series The Pro 4 
and Pro Buggy disciplines 
from Lake Elsinore, California. 

4.50 NASCAR Part two 
of a review of the 2014 
Nationwide Series. 

8.00 Australian National Drag 
Racing Action from Sydney. 

9.00 Trophee Andros Action 
from round two in Andorra. 

10.05 Race of Champions - 
Barbados A look back 
at the Nations Cup. 

1.15am Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series 2.15 Lucas Oil 
Off Road Racing Series 3.15 
Ferrari Finali Mondiali 5.05- 
6.00am Trophee Andros 



6.00am The Home of Formula 
One 8.30 Formula 1: The 
Canadian Grand Prix: The 
seventh round of the season 
from the Circuit Gilles 
Villeneuve in Montreal. (HD) 
1.15pm Formula 1: The Austrian 
Grand Prix: Another chance 
to see the eighth round of 
the season at the Red Bull 
Ring in Spielberg. (HD) 

6.00 Formula 1: The British 
Grand Prix: A re-run of the 
ninth round of the season at 
Silverstone. (HD) 11.00 FI 
Classic Races: A look back at 
the 1998 Belgian Grand Prix. 
(HD) 1.30-6.00am The 
Home of Formula One 



6.30am FIA World Touring Car 
Championship 7.00 FIA 
European Rally Championship 
(HD) 7.30 Freestyle Motocross 
(HD) 8.30 Figure Skating 
(HD) 9.30 Cross-Country 
Skiing (HD) 10.15 Biathlon 
(HD) 11.15 Ski Jumping (HD) 

12.45pm Snooker (HD) 

1.30 WATTS 

2.00 NFL Round-Up (HD) 

3.00 NFL: Monday Night 
Football As 8.30pm. (HD) 

4.00 LIVE EuroCup Basketball 

A fixture in the 10th round 
of group-stage matches. 

5.45 LIVE EuroCup Basketball 
A fixture in the 10th round 
of group-stage matches. 

7.30 British Basketball 
League Action from Surrey 
United v Leeds Force. (HD) 

8.30 NFL: Monday Night 
Football Chicago Bears v 
New Orleans Saints. (HD) 

9.30 NFL Round-Up American 
football highlights. (HD) 

10.30 Snooker The final 
of the European Tour 
event in Portugal. (HD) 

12.30am Campus 1.00 
EuroCup Basketball 2.00 The 
EuroLeague Basketball Show 
2.30 EuroCup Basketball 
5.00-6.30am Ski Jumping 


LIVE SPORT 
ON OTHER 
CHANNELS 
TODAY 


11.30am LIVE Racing from 
Ludlow and Newbury 

Racing UK Today's meetings. 

12.15pm LIVE Raceday At The 

Races From Lingfield Park. 

3.30pm LIVE Racing from 


Kempton Park Racing UK 
This evening's feature races. 
5.15pm LIVE Stateside At The 
Races Coverage from America. 
8.10pm LIVE Equestrian BBC 
Red Button Coverage of the 


second day of the Olympia 
Horse Show at the Olympia 
Grand Hall in London, featuring 
the Dressage Freestyle event. 

2.00am LIVE Australian Racing 

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World Darts Championship 

Sky Sports Darts HD, 7pm 

Day one from London's Ally Pally, 
where Michael van Gerwen triumphed 
in 201 3, taking Phil Taylor's crown 


Awards ceremony 



A Night of Heroes - 
The Military Awards 

ITVHD, 8.30pm/ITV+l, 9.30pm 

Amanda Holden and Phillip Schofield 
honour the bravery of service personnel 



The Fall 

BBC2 HD, 9pm 

In the concluding episode, DSI Gibson's 
investigation leads her to Spector’s lair 
- but will she get to face her man? 


Playhouse Presents: 
Marked 

Sky Arts 1 HD, 10pm 

24 ’ s Kiefer Sutherland and Stephen Fry 
team up once more in a quirky comedy 


7.00pm 7.30pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 9.30pm 10.00pm 10.30pm 



7.00 The One Show 1 7.30 EastEnders 
7.00 Nigellissima - An Italian Inspired... 
7.00 Emmerdale 1 7.30 Losing Your... 


8.00 DIY SOS: The Big Build 
8.00 MasterChef: The Professionals 


9.00 Apple's Broken Promises 
9.00 The Fall 


8.00 Emmerdale 8.30 A Night of Heroes - The Military Awards 


7.00 News 

8.00 George Clarke’s Amazing Christmas... 

9.00 24 Hours in A&E 

10.00 Babylon 

7.00 The Gadget Show 

8.00 The Railway: First Great Western 

9.00 Britain’s Bloodiest Dynasty 

10.00 Pothole Britain - Drivers Beware! 

7.00 The Simpsons 

8.00 Arrow 

10.00 Film: Alien Resurrection 

7.00 Don't Tell the Bride - Christmas on Ice 

8.00 Film: The Mistle-Tones 

9.30 Bad Education 

10.00 Him & Her... 1 10.30 EastEnders 


7.00 You've Been Framed at... 7.45 Ant & Dec's Christmas Show 


7.00 News 
7.00 Hollyoaks 


7.30 Sky at Night... 
7.30 Rude(ish) Tube 


7.00 Million Dollar Listing: Miami 
7.00 Without a Trace 
7.00 Porridge: Inside Out 
7.00 American Pickers 
◄ 6.50 Wycliffe 


8.00 Orbit: Earth's Extraordinary Journey 
8.00 Film: Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 


9.00 Release the Hounds: Jingle Hell 
9.00 Castles - Britain's Fortified History 


10.00 News; Local News 

[ 10.30 Newsnightt 
10.00 News; Local News 


10.00 Celebrity Juice: Bestest Bits 2014 
10.00 Puppy Love 1 10.30 Bullseyes... 


8.00 The Face USA 

8.00 Richard E Grant's Hotel Secrets 1 9.00 The Knick 
8.00 Outnumbered ] 8.50 Only Fools and Horses 

8.00 Top Gear Botswana Special 1 9.00 8 Out of 10 Cats 

1 7.55 Inspector Morse 


jfo.OO Criminal Minds 

1 10.15 Olive Kitteridge 
10.00 The Royle Family: Christmas Special... 
10.00 Gavin & Stacey 1 10.40 Gavin... 
10.00 The Jury 


7.00 Pawn Stars 
7.00 Friends 


7.30 Two and a Half... 


llOO Star Trek: The Next Generation 


8.00 River Monsters 
8.00 Film: Norbit 


9.00 Film: Hard Target 


10.00 Russell Howard’s Good News 


8.00 Defiance 


9.00 Dominion 


◄ 6.50 River Cottage Christmas 


1 7.55 Grand Designs 
8.00 NCIS 


9.00 Father Ted Christmas Special 
9.00 How to Get Away with Murder 


j 10.15 Big Fat Gypsy Christmas... 
10.00 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit 



10.00 Wallis Simpson Loved and Lost 
10.00 King's Cross ER 


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304 SKY GREATS 


305 SKY DISNEY 


306 SKY FAMILY 
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303 SKY CHRISTMAS I 


311 SKY SCI-FI 


312 SKY SELECT 


317 TCM 


402 SKY SPORTS 1 



7.00 River Cottage Christmas Fayre 

8.00 Jamie's Christmas with Bells On 

9.00 Choccywoccydoodah Christmas 

10.00 Rick Stein’s Cornish Christmas 

7.00 Escape to the Country 

8.00 Ghost Adventures 

9.00 Haunted Collector 

10.00 My Ghost Story: Hauntings Revealed 

N 6.00 A New York Winter's Tale 

8.00 The Book Thief 


pMSHer 

◄ 5.55 The Conjuring 

8.00 Jaws 10.10 Oblivion 

\i 5.45 Thelma & Louise 

8.00 World War Z: Extended Version 10.05 Se7en 

◄ 6.20 The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 

8.00 Aladdin 9.40 Remember the Titans 

◄ 6.15 Turbo 

8.00 Hook 10.35101... 

|7.15 Fire With Fire ] 9.00 Con Air 

◄ 6.15 Two Weeks Notice 

8.00 Almost Christmas 9.50 About a Boy 

1 7.10 The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift 

9.00 Lone Survivor 

◄ 6.15 National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation 

8.00 Miracle on 34th Street 

10.00 Bad Santa 

[ 7.15 R.I.P.D. ] 9.00 Underworld 

[◄6.20 The Sessions 

8.00 Labor Day 

10.00 The Beach 

1 7.10 Addams Family Values 

9.00 The Eagle 

◄ 4.25 Cheyenne...] 7.25 The Forty-Niners 


9.00 Year of the Dragon 


7.00 Sporting Rivalries] 7.30 Barclays... 

8.00 Capital One Cup Football 

9.00 Ringside 

10.00 Premier... 1 10.30 Barclays... 

[74.00 Big Bash Cricket 

8.00 Test Cricket 

9.00 Sporting Heroes: Sir Everton Weekes 

10.00 NFL -A Football Life 


7.00 World Darts Championship - Live: Coverage of the opening night of matches from the Alexandra Palace in London 

7.00 Shell's Wonderful World of Golf 

9.00 Sporting Greats 

10.00 WWE - Raw 

[ 7.00 Figure Skating 

9.00 Olympia Horse Show - Live: The Christmas Puissance 10.15 Biathlon 

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6.00am Breakfast (S)(HD) 9.15 Operation 
Meet the Street (S)(HD) 10.00 Homes 
Under the Hammer (S)(HD) 11.00 
Saints and Scroungers (S)(HD) 11.30 
Oxford Street Revealed (S)(HD)(AD) 
12.15pm Bargain Hunt (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

1.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 1.30 Local 
News (S) 1.45 Doctors (S)(HD)(AD) 
2.15 The Doctor Blake Mysteries 
(Series 1 ) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.10 Escape 
to the Country (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

3.40 Christmas Kitchen with James 
Martin 9/10. The chef is joined by Galton 
Blackiston and Brian Turner (S)(HD) 

4.30 Flog It! From Wallasey. (S)(HD) 

5.15 Pointless Quiz show. (S)(R)(HD) 

6.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 

6.30 Local News (S) 


6.00am Previews (S) 6.05 Homes 
Under the Hammer (S)(R) 7.05 Saints 
and Scroungers (S)(R)(HD) 7.35 Oxford 
Street Revealed (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
8.20-10.35 Sign Zone: Glorious Gardens 
from Above (S)(R) 9.05 The Great 
Interior Design Challenge (S)(R)(AD) 

10.05 Close Calls: On Camera (S)(R) 
10.35 HARDtalk (S)(HD) 11.00 BBC 
News (S)(HD) 11.30 BBC World News 
(S)(HD) 12.00noon Daily Politics (S) 
(HD) 1.00pm Coast (S)(R)(HD) 1.25 
Ready Steady Cook Xmas (S)(R)(HD) 
2.10 The Great British Bake Off (S)(R) 
(HD) 3.10 A Place to Call Home (S)(HD) 
3.55 The World's Most Photographed 
(S)(R) 4.25 Andrew Marr's History of 
Modern Britain (S)(R)(AD) 5.25 Vintage 
Antiques Roadshow (S)(R)(HD) 6.00 
Eggheads (S)(R)(HD) 6.30 Strictly 
Come Dancing - It Takes Two (S)(HD) 


6.00am Good Morning Britain With Call 
the Midwife star Jenny Agutter. (S)(HD) 

8.30 Lorraine (S)(HD) 

9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S) 

10.30 This Morning (S) 

12.30pm Let's Do Christmas with Gino 
& Mel 9/10. Gino and Melanie are 
joined by actor Simon Callow. (S)(HD) 

1.30 ITV News (S) 

1.55 Local News (S) 

2.00 Peter Andre's 60 Minute Makeover 

Interior designer Linda Barker joins the 
presenter to transform the home of a 
teenager in Colchester, Essex. (S)(HD) 

3.00 Secret Dealers The dealers visit a 
stately home and have their work cut 
out searching 52 rooms. (S)(HD) 

4.00 Tipping Point Quiz. (S)(R)(HD) 

5.00 The Chase Quiz show. (S)(HD) 

6.00 Local News (S) 

6.30 ITV News (S) 


6.20am The King of Queens (S)(R) 7.10 
3rd Rock from the Sun (S)(R) 8.00- 

9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (S)(R) 
9.30-11.00 Frasier (S)(R) 11.00 Jamie's 
Christmas with Bells On (S)(R)(HD) 

12.00noon News (S) 

12.05pm A SuperScrimpers' 

Merry Christmas (S)(R)(HD) 

1.05 Celebrity Come Dine with Me: 
Christmas Special (S)(R)(HD) 

2.10 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 
Searching for properties in south-west 
France and Pembrokeshire. (S)(HD) 

3.10 Countdown (S)(HD) 

4.00 Deal or No Deal (S)(HD)(AD) 

5.00 Come Dine with Me (S)(HD) 

5.30 Coach Trip The tourists arrive in 
the Danish city of Roskilde. (S)(HD) 

6.00 The Simpsons (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

6.30 Hollyoaks Tom tries to stop Nico 
making a reckless decision. (S)(HD)(AD) 



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7.00 The One Show 

Matt Baker and Alex Jones 
present the topical show. (S)(HD) 

7.30 EastEnders 

Kat and Alfie are forced to make a 
life-changing decision. (S)(HD)(AD) 
■ Repeated later on BBC3 

8.00 NEW DIY SOS: The Big Build 

Nick Knowles and the team visit 
Swansea, where they are joined by 
local tradespeople to transform the 
home of a family whose 15-year-old 
son Jack has a rare form of muscular 
dystrophy that has led to a lifetime 
of painful operations. (S)(HD)(AD) 


7.00 Nigellissima - An Italian 
Inspired Christmas 

Nigella Lawson prepares dishes 
for a Christmas party with an 
Italian twist, including Parmesan 
shortbreads and turkey breast stuffed 
with sausage and marsala-steeped 
cranberries. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

8.00 MasterChef: 

The Professionals 

20/21. The four finalists are reduced 
to three, who then head to Errenteria 
in northern Spain to work under chef 
Andoni Luis Aduriz at the Mugaritz 
restaurant, where they must cook his 
nine-course tasting menu. (S)(HD) 


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9.00 NEW Apple's 
Broken Promises 

Panorama goes undercover in China 
to show what life is like for workers 
making the iPhone 6, and Richard 
Bilton travels to Indonesia to find 
children working in some of the most 
dangerous mines in the world. (S)(HD) 


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10.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 


10.25 Local News(S) 

10.35 The Apprentice: 

Why I Fired Them 

13/14. Alan Sugar looks back on the 
tasks from the series and explains 
what made him choose this year's 
finalists - and why he fired the other 
candidates along the way. (S)(HD) 


11.35 This Week Andrew Neil and guests 
discuss parliamentary developments 
from the past seven days. (S)(HD) 

12.20am Skiing Weatherview (S) 
12.25-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD) 


9.00 The Fall 
SERIES FINALE 6/6 Gibson's 
investigation leads her to the killer's 
lair, but there is no sign of Rose 
Stagg and the detective instructs her 
team to step up the interviews with 
Katie, Sally Ann and Spector in an 
attempt to find her. However, it is only 
when Spector makes a final move to 
remain in control that Gibson is 
offered any answers. (S)(HD)(AD) 


10.30 Newsnight (S)(HD) 


11.20 Posh People: Inside Tatler 3/3. 
Behind the scenes at the Moscow 
offices of Tatler Russia. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
12.20-1. 50am Sign Zone: The Innocent 
Serial Killer? - Panorama The case of 
a former nurse jailed for murdering four 
elderly patients. (S)(R) 12.50 World's 
Greatest Food Markets (S)(R)(AD) 
1.50 Previews (S) 

4.00-6.00am BBC Learning Zone 
Educational programmes. (S)(R)(HD) 


7.00 Emmerdale 

A paranoid Belle snaps, causing 
Vanessa to intervene. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2 

7.30 Losing Your Local? Tonight 

Investigating the decline in the 
number of British pubs. (S)(HD) 

8.00 Emmerdale 

Ross finds Lawrence throwing his 
belongings into a fire. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on ITV2 

8.30 NEW A Night of Heroes - 
The Military Awards 

Phillip Schofield and Amanda Holden 
present the annual ceremony from 
London's National Maritime Museum. 
They are joined by stars from the 
worlds of film, TV, music and sport as 
well as members of the Royal Family 
to honour the achievements of 
Britain's Armed Forces. (S)(HD) 


10.00 ITV News (S) 


10.30 Local News (S) 

10.40 A Night in with Oily Murs 

A musical extravaganza with the pop 
star, featuring guest appearances by 
John Bishop, Caroline Flack and 
Nicole Scherzinger. (S)(R)(HD) 

11.40 River Monsters Jeremy Wade 
goes on a quest to find the Nile perch 
in Africa’s Rift Valley. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

12.10am Jackpot247 

3.00 Losing Your Local? Tonight 

As shown at 7.30pm. (R)(HD) 

3.25 ITV Nightscreen (HD) 
5.05-6.00am The Jeremy Kyle Show 

Guests air their differences. (S)(R) 

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SERIES FINALE 9/9. George attends 
a carol service in a 130-year-old 
flat-pack tin church and helps an ice 
carver make a winter wonderland- 
themed bar in Liverpool. (S)(HD)(AD) 


9.00 24 Hours in A&E 
SERIES FINALE 8/8 A retired 
builder is treated after falling from 
his daughter's roof, a musician 
has a dangerously high heart rate, 
and doctors fear a man has a 
serious infection. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated tomorrow on 4seven 

10.00 Babylon 

SERIES FINALE 6/6 The armed 
response vehicle boys return to duty, 
but when Banjo's bin footage goes 
viral, Sharon's response sparks 
unofficial industrial action, and civil 
unrest erupts on London's barely 
policed streets. (S)(HD)(AD) 


11.05 Skint 4/4. More stories of people 
living in poverty in Grimsby. (S)(R)(HD) 

12.05am America's Fugitive Family (S) 
(R)(HD) 1.00 Embarrassing Bodies: 
Back to the Clinic (S)(R)(HD) 1.55 
One Born Every Minute (S)(R)(HD) 
2.50 Dogs: Their Secret Lives (S)(R) 
(HD) 3.45 A Place in the Sun: Home 
or Away (S)(SL)(R)(HD) 4.40 Phil 
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6.00-9.15am Milkshake! 

9.15am The Wright Stuff (HD) 

11.40 FILM Mr St Nick Festive family 
drama starring Kelsey Grammer, 
Katherine Helmond and Elaine 
Hendrix. (S) (2002, U, 105min) ★★ 

1.25pm News (S)(HD) 

1.30 Home and Away (S)(HD)(AD) 

2.00 FILM Mrs Miracle 2: Miracle in 
Manhattan Festive family fantasy 
starring Doris Roberts and Jewel 
Staite. (S) (2010, U, 105min) ★★ 

3.45 FILM Will You Merry Me? 

Festive comedy with Tommy Lioutas, 
Vikki Krinsky and Wendie Malick. 
(S)(HD) (2008, PG, 105min) ★★ 

5.30 News (S)(HD) 

6.00 Home and Away Chris goads 
Spencer about his forthcoming 
rendezvous with Amy (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

6.30 News (S)(HD) 

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9.00 Britain’s Bloodiest Dynasty 


7.00 The Gadget Show 

14/15 Jon Bentley tests the latest 
mobile tablet computers, Jason 
Bradbury tries out technology set 
to transform the world of fitness, 
and Amy Williams checks out 
underwater cameras. (S)(R)(HD) 

8.00 The Railway: 

First Great Western 

3/4. A station manager braces 
himself for a hectic four days 
due to the Cheltenham Festival, 
while staff have to react quickly 
when a pedestrian takes a 
perilous short cut. (S)(HD) 

9.00 Britain's 
Bloodiest Dynasty 
SERIES FINALE 4/4. Dan Jones 
examines the reign of Richard II, 
who ascended the throne at 
the age of 10 and grew up to 
become one of the most brutal 
tyrants in English history. (S)(HD) 

10.00 Pothole Britain - 
Drivers Beware! 

Documentary examining why 
there is such a big problem with 
potholes in the nation's roads, with 
those responsible for repairing 
the damage explaining the 
difficulties they face. (S)(R)(HD) 

11.00 Big Foot: The Missing Evidence 

6/6. An investigation into the ape-like 
hominid said to live in the forests of 
North America, revealing the suspect 
behind alleged sightings. (S)(R)(HD) 

12.00m’t SuperCasino 

3.10am Ben Fogle: New Lives in the 
Wild (S)(R)(HD) 4.00 Nick’s Quest 
(S)(SL)(R) 4.25 House Doctor (S) 
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6.00am The Real A&E (S)(R) 7.00 
Sun, Sea and A&E (S)(R) 8.00 
Futurama (S)(R) 9.00 NCIS: Los 
Angeles (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 Hawaii 

Five-0 Double bill. (S)(R)(HD) 
1.00pm NCIS: Los Angeles 
Parley: 23/24. (S)(R)(HD) 

2.00 NCIS: Los Angeles Descent: 
24/24. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD) 

3.00 Road Wars (S)(R) 

4.00 Sun, Sea and A&E A woman 
who misjudged her landing during 
a game of musical chairs. (S)(R) 

5.00 The Simpsons Whacking Day: 
Homer eagerly awaits the town’s 
annual snake-clubbing ritual. (S)(R) 

5.30 Road Wars (S)(R) 

6.30 The Simpsons Krusty Gets 
Kancelled: Bart and Lisa try to save 
Krusty's career by enlisting celebrity 
friends for a comeback special. (S)(R) 


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7.00 The Simpsons 

Lisa the Vegetarian: Featuring 
the guest voices of Paul and 
Linda McCartney. (S)(R)(AD) 

7.30 Marge in Chains: Marge is 
arrested for shoplifting and 
sentenced to 30 days in jail. (S)(R) 

8.00 Arrow 

NEW EPISODE The Brave and the 
Bold: 8/23. Part two of two. 
Crossover episode between The 
Flash and Arrow. Barry rushes 
over to Starling City as Oliver 
continues the search for Digger 
Harkness. (Series 3) (S)(HD) 

9.00 NEW EPISODE The Climb: 

9/23. Oliver receives an ultimatum 
from Ra's al Ghul - he has 48 
hours to find Sara's killer or else 
the League of Assassins will kill 
the residents of Starling City. 

Guest stars Alex Kingston and 
Brandon Routh. (Series 3) (S) (HD) 

10.00 FILM Alien Resurrection 

Sci-fi horror starring Sigourney 
Weaver. Ripley wakes to discover 
she is a clone, created by 
geneticists to resurrect the alien 
growing inside her when she died. 
(S) (1997, 15, llOmin) ★★★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE ••• LANGUAGE ••• 


12.10am NCIS: Los Angeles Purity: 

20/24. (Series 4) (S)(R)(HD) 

1.10 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 2.00 
Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 3.00 
NCIS: Los Angeles (S)(R)(HD) 4.00 
Airline USA (S)(R)(HD) 4.30 Airline 
USA (S)(R)(HD) 5.00-6.00am 
Stargate Atlantis (S)(R)(HD) 


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Thursday 


LOCAL 

VARIATIONS 


SCOTLAND 

Sky 951 , Virgin 862, Freesat 960 

No variations 

N. IRELAND 

Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957 

No variations 

WALES 

Sky 952, Virgin 864, Freesat 964 

No variations 


SCOTLAND 

Sky 970, Freesat 970 

12.00noon Politics 
Scotland (S) 12.30- 

I. 00pm Daily Politics (S) 
10.30 Scotland 2014 (S) 

II. 00 Newsnight (S) 11.45 
Weather (S) 11.50 Posh 
People: Inside Tatler (S)(R) 
(AD) 12.50am Sign Zone: 
The Innocent Serial Killer? 

- Panorama (S)(SL)(R) 
1.20 World's Greatest 
Food Markets (S)(SL)(R) 
2.20-4.00am Previews (S) 

N. IRELAND 

Sky 972, Freesat 969 

No variations 

WALES 

Sky 971, Freesat 971 

No variations 


As main ITV except: 

WALES 

10.40-11.40pm 

In Touch (S) 


Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120 

7.00am Cyw 1.00pm 

Newyddion S4C a'r Tywydd 

I. 05 Heno 1.30 Cefn 
Gwlad (AD) 2.00 
Prynhawn Da 2.55 
Newyddion S4C a'r Tywydd 

3.00 Cyw 4.00 Awr Fawr 

5.00 Stwnsh: Henri Helynt 
5.10 Stwnsh: Ysgol Jac 
5.45 Stwnsh: Rygbi Pawb 

6.00 Stwnsh: Ffeil 6.05 
Stwnsh: Pengwiniaid 
Madagascar 6.30 
Newyddion S4C a'r 
Tywydd 6.35 Pobol y 
Cwm (AD) 7.00 Heno 
7.30 Rownd a Rownd 
(AD) 8.00 Pobol y Cwm 
(AD) 8.25 NEW Becws 
Dolig 9.00 Newyddion 
9 a'r Tywydd 9.30 
NEW YUys 10.30- 

II. 35pm Yn Y Pacrew 
- Taith Olaf y Karluk 


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Virgin 


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F’VIEW 9 

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7.00pm Don't Tell the 
Bride - Christmas on Ice 

A Crawley groom-to-be plans 
a winter-wonderland wedding. 

8.00 FILM PREMIERE The 

Mistle-Tones Christmas 
musical romance starring Tia 
Mowry-Hardrict. An office 
worker forms her own singing 
group to take on the local diva 
in a singing competition. (HD) 
(2012, PG, 90min) ★★★★ 

See review, page 25 

9.25 Pop's Greatest Dance 
Crazes With Robert Webb. 

9.30 Bad Education 5/6 

Alfie has to go back to school. 
(Series 3) (HD)(AD) 

10.00 Him & Her: The 
Christmas Special Steve and 
Becky get a surprise visitor on 
Christmas Day. (HD)(AD) 

10.30 EastEnders 

As shown on BBC1. (HD)(AD) 

11.00 Family Guy (HD) 12.30am 
Sweat the Christmas Stuff (HD) 
1.00 Some Girls (HD) 1.30 
Russell Brand: End the Drugs 
War (HDXAD) 2.30 Him & Her: 
The Christmas Special (HD)(AD) 
3.00-4.00am Don't Tell the 
Bride - Christmas on Ice (SL) 


7.00pm World News Today 

The day's leading stories. (HD) 

7.30 Pillars of Creation: 

The Sky at Night Chris 
Lintott and Maggie Aderin- 
Pocock discuss nebulae. (HD) 

8.00 Orbit: Earth's 
Extraordinary Journey 3/3 

Earth's journey around the 
sun from the March equinox 
to the end of June. (HD)(AD) 

9.00 Castles - Britain's 
Fortified History SERIES 

FINALE 3/3. Sam Willis charts 
how castles came under threat 
in the Wars of the Roses. (AD) 

10.00 Puppy Love SERIES 
FINALE 6/6. Naomi's dog 
goes missing. (HD)(AD) 

10.30 Bullseyes and Beer: 
When Darts Hit Britain: 
Timeshift A look at the 
history of darts. (HD) 

11.30 The Secrets of Quantum 
Physics (HDXAD) 12.30am 
Cosmonauts: How Russia Won 
the Space Race (HD) 1.30 
Sounds of the Eighties 2.00 Sky 
at Night: Pillars of Creation (HD) 
2.30 Puppy Love (HDXAD) 
3.00-4.00am Castles - Britain's 
Fortified History (SL)(AD) 


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6.00am Life’s Funniest Moments 
6.25 You’ve Been Framed! 

6.45 Emmerdale (HDXAD) 

7.15 Coronation Street (HDXAD) 

7.45 You've Been Framed! 8.15 
The Cube (HD) 9.15 Royal Pains 
(HD) 10.15 The Chase (HD) 

11.15 All Star Family Fortunes 
(HD) 12.15pm Emmerdale (HD) 
(AD) 12.45 Coronation Street 
(HDXAD) 1.15 You've Been 
Framed! 1.50 Royal Pains (HD) 
2.45-6.00 The Jeremy Kyle 
Show 6.00 You've Been 
Framed! Top 100 Kids 

7.00 You've Been Framed 
at Christmas! Harry Hill 
serves up festive bloopers. 

7.45 Ant & Dec's Christmas 
Show Festive fun with guests 
including Robbie Williams 
and Amanda Holden. 

9.00 NEW Release the 
Hounds: Jingle Hell Charity 
special with Diversity dancers 
Ashley Banjo, Perri Kiely 

and Jordan Banjo. (HD) 

10.00 NEW Celebrity Juice: 
Bestest Bits 2014 Keith 
Lemon and team captains 
Gino D’Acampo and Fearne 
Cotton look back at the 
highlights from 2014. (HD) 

11.05 FILM American Pie Presents 
The Naked Mile: Raunchy 
comedy sequel starring John 
White and Jessy Schram. (HD) 
(AD) (2006, 15, 97min) ★ 
1.10am Two and a Half Men 
(HD) 2.00-2.20 Dads (HD) 
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6.00am Hollyoaks (HDXAD) 

6.30 Paternity Court (HD) 6.50 
Happy Endings (HDXAD) 7.15 
One Tree Hill (HD) 8.00 
Suburgatory (HDXAD) 8.30 
Happy Endings (HDXAD) 9.00 
Charmed 10.00 Rules of 
Engagement (HD) 11.00 How I 
Met Your Mother (HDXAD) 

12.00noon Hollyoaks (HD)(AD) 

12.30pm Paternity Court 
NEW EDITION (HD) 1.00 How 
I Met Your Mother (HDXAD) 

2.00 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 

(AD) 3.00 My Fair Wedding 
SERIES FINALE (HD) 4.00 
Melissa &Joey (HD) 4.30 
Suburgatory (HDXAD) 5.00 
How I Met Your Mother (HD) 

(AD) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 
(HDXAD) 7.00 Hollyoaks (HD) 

7.30 Rude(ish) Tube 

Amusing internet videos, 
featuring the master of 
business-card throwing and a 
dating agency for sea captains. 

8.00 FILM Transformers: 

Revenge of the Fallen 

Blockbuster sci-fi action 
adventure sequel, inspired by 
toys, starring Shia LaBeouf 
and Megan Fox. (HD)(AD) 

(2009, 12, 149min) ★★★ 

11.00 The Big Bang Theory 
(HD)(AD) 12.00m't Brooklyn 
Nine-Nine (HD) 1.00am Rude 
Tube (HD) 2.05 Bodyshockers: 

My Tattoo Hell - Part Two 
(HD) 3.00 2 Broke Girls (HD) 

(AD) 3.20 Almost Royal (HD) 

4.10 One Tree Hill (HD) 

4.50-6.00am Charmed 

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THURSDAY 


Entertainment 


PM 


8 

PM 


PM 


10 

PM 


SKY LIVING 


SKY 107 
HD 107/230 


VIRGIN 111 
HD 112 


6.00am UK Border Force (HD) 

7.00 Nothing to Declare 

8.00 Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line (HD) 

9.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 

10.00 CSI (Series 4) (HD) 
11.00am-3.00pm Criminal 
Minds: Back-to-back 
episodes. (Series 6) (HD) 

3.00pm CSI (Series 1) (HD) 

5.00 Nothing to Declare 

6.00 RSPCA Animal 
Rescue: Double bill following 
RSPCA workers in Australia. 


7.00 Million Dollar 
Listing: Miami SERIES 

FINALE 8/8 Chad 
chooses his moment to 
propose to Jen. (HD) 

8.00 The Face USA NEW 

EDITION 9/10. A task to 
demonstrate the models 
possess the composure 
and class to be a brand 
ambassador. (HD) 

9.00 SERIES FINALE 

10/10. The modelling 
contest reaches its 
conclusion, and the 
person set to receive a 
contract is revealed. (HD) 

10.00 Criminal Minds 

The Stranger: 21 /24. 
(Series 6) (HD) 

11.00 Bones (Series 7) (HD) 
12.00m’t CSI (HD) 1.00am 
Nikita (HD) 1.50 Ladyboys 
(HD) 2.40 Inside Gatwick 
(HD) 3.30 Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line (HD) 
4.20 Nothing to Declare 
5.10-6.00am Airline USA 


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6.00am Sing Date 7.00 
Dating in the Dark 8.00 
Airline 9.00 My Kitchen 
Rules: Australia 10.00 
Nothing to Declare 11.00 
Dating in the Dark 

12.00noon Four Weddings 
US 2.00pm Sun, Sea 
and A&E 3.00 Nothing 
to Declare 4.00 Chopper 
Squad 4.30 Animal 
House 5.00 RSPCA 
Animal Rescue 6.00 
Million Dollar Listing: NYC 

7.00 The Face USA 

8.00 Nothing to Declare 
Double bill of the series. 

9.00 Chicago Fire God Has 
Spoken: 11/24. (Series 1 ) 

10.00 Night Cops 

11.00 Ghost Whisperer 

12.00m't Sexcetera 
1.00am The Steve Wilkos 
Show 1.50 Maury 2.40 
Dog Patrol 3.30 Ghost 
Hunters 4.20-6.00am 
Nothing to Declare 


SKY ATLANTIC 


SKY 108 

HD 108/228 


] 


6.00am Stargate Atlantis (HD) 

7.00 Blue Bloods (HD) 8.00 
Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 

9.00 Without a Trace (HD) 

10.00 Blue Bloods (HD) 

11.00 House (HD) 1.00pm 
Stargate Atlantis (HD) 2.00 
Without a Trace (HD) 3.00 
Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 

4.00 House (Series 6) (HD) 

6.00 Blue Bloods: Hall of 
Mirrors: 13/22. An undercover 
agent is shot at a cricket 
match. (Series 1) (HD) 


7.00 Without a Trace Life 
Rules: 13/24. The team 
looks into the case of a 
kidnapped motivational 
speaker and finds multiple 
suspects. (Series 2) (HD) 

8.00 Richard E Grant's 
Hotel Secrets 5/8. The 
actor visits London, Paris 
and Los Angeles as he 
discovers some hidden 
extras on offer. (HD) 

9.00 The Knick SERIES 

FINALE Crutchfield: 

10/10. Thackery's 
efforts to complete the 
first blood transfusion 
lead to tragedy. (HD) 

10.15 Olive Kitteridge 

Pharmacy/Incoming Tide: 
1&2/4. Drama. (HD) 
12.40am Game of Thrones 
(HD) 1.55 The Newsroom 
(HD) 2.55 The Sopranos 
(HD) 4.05 Anthony Bourdain: 
No Reservations (HD) 
5.00-6.00am Star Trek: 
Enterprise (Series 2) (HD) 



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7.00am The Two Ronnies 
7.50 Sorry! 8.30 Bewitched 
9.30 Happy Days 10.00 
Last of the Summer Wine 
11.20 Butterflies 12.00noon 
Waiting for God 12.40pm 
The Two Ronnies 1.30 Sorry! 
2.10 Bewitched 2.40 Happy 
Days: Double bill of the series. 
3.40 Last of the Summer Wine: 
Howard breaks his leg. 4.55 
Steptoe and Son 5.50 Only 
Fools and Horses: Uncle 
Albert is mugged. 



7.00 Porridge: Inside Out 

Examining the making 
of the prison sitcom, 
featuring contributions 
from cast members, 
writers and fans. 

8.00 Outnumbered 
Christmas special from 
2012. The Brockmans 
throw a party - but 
things do not go to plan. 

8.50 Only Fools and 
Horses Rodney and 
Albert worry the flat will 
get overcrowded as the 
birth of Raquel and Del's 
baby approaches. 


10.00 The Royle Family: 
Christmas Special 1999 

The family gets a surprise. 

10.55 Men Behaving Badly 
11.50 Harry Enfield and 
His Yule Log Chums 
12.45am Outnumbered 
1.25 Men Behaving Badly 
2.05 Harry Enfield and His 
Yule Log Chums 2.45- 
4.00am 'Alio 'Alio! Triple bill. 


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127 


DAVE 


VIRGIN 128 
HD 194 | 


7.10am American Pickers (HD) 

8.00 Top Gear 10.00 
Storage Hunters (HD) 11.00 
American Pickers (HD) 
12.00noon Top Gear 

2.00pm Storage Hunters (HD) 

3.00 American Pickers (HD) 

4.00 Top Gear: Test-driving 
cars in Romania. (HD) 5.00 
With Michael Sheen. (HD) 

6.00 Storage Hunters: A safe 
sparks plenty of interest. (HD) 
6.30 The bidding at an 
auction soon escalates. (HD) 



7.00 American Pickers 

Mike Wolfe and Frank 
Fritz are led to a heavily 
overgrown property to 
meet 'Hobo Jack; (HD) 

8.00 Top Gear Botswana 
Special The presenters 
travel to Africa, where 
they are challenged to 
buy second-hand cars to 
traverse the country in. 

9.00 8 Out of 10 Cats With 
Frankie Boyle, Rob Rouse, 
Alan Carr and lain Lee. 
9.30 With Lee Mack, 
Trisha Goddard and 
Paddy McGuinness. 

10.00 Gavin & Stacey 

Nessa goes into labour 
a month early. (HD) 

10.40 Gavin & Stacey - 
Christmas Special (HD) 
12.00m't 8 Out of 10 Cats 
1.00am Mongrels (HD) 

1.40 Gavin & Stacey (HD) 
2.10 Gavin & Stacey - 
Christmas Special (HD) 
3.15-4.00am Suits (HD) 


SKY2 


6.00am Highlights 7.30 
Airline USA 8.00 RSPCA 
Animal Rescue 9.00 A 
Different Breed 10.00 
Greatest Little Britons: 
Hairdressers 11.00 The 
Real A&E 11.30 Dog the 
Bounty Hunter 12.00noon 
Airline 1.00pm Inside 
Gatwick 2.00 Obese: A 
Year to Save My Life USA 
3.00 A Different Breed 4.00 
Dog Squad 4.30 Dog the 
Bounty Hunter 5.00 
Emergency Animal Rescue 

6.00 Stargate SG-1 8.00 
A League of Their Own 

9.00 Night Cops 10.00 
XIII NEW EPISODE 11.00 
Brit Cops: War on Crime 
12.00m't Spartacus: 
Vengeance 1.15am 
Amsterdam Nights 1.45 
Inside: Prison Tactical 

2.40 MacIntyre: World’s 
Toughest Towns 3.30 
Big Trouble in Thailand 
4.20 Road Wars 5.10- 
6.00am Are You Smarter 
Than a 10 Year Old? 


PICK 


6.00am Sunrise 7.00 
60 Minute Makeover 

8.00 Sixth Sense with 
Colin Fry 9.00 Stargate 
SG-1 11.00 Monkey Life 
12.00noon The Jerry 
Springer Show 1.40pm 
Dog Patrol 2.40 Monkey 
Life 3.40 Wildlife 
Emergency: Double bill. 

6.00 Monkey Life 7.00 
Stargate Atlantis: Double 
bill. 9.00 Tsunami: 10 
Years After the Wave 

10.00 Christmas Crime 
UK: Women start fighting 
in a Barnsley pub. 

10.30 Police detain 
aggressive youngsters. 

11.00 Christmas Crime UK 

11.30 Police 10/7 
12.30am Most Shocking 

1.30 Road Wars 2.30 
The Real NCIS 3.20 Brit 
Cops: Zero Tolerance 4.10 
Most Haunted 5.00- 
6.00am RSPCA Animal 
Rescue: Double bill. 


+1 hour 214 


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ITV3 


6.00am Faith in the Future 

6.25 Heartbeat 7.20 On the 
Buses 7.55 Rising Damp 

8.25 The Darling Buds of May 
(HD) 9.35-10.55 Judge Judy 

10.55 The Return of Sherlock 
Holmes Special (HD) 1.05pm 
Heartbeat 2.10 Agatha 
Christie's Marple (HD) 

4.10 Faith in the Future 4.45 On 
the Buses 5.20 Rising Damp 
5.50 Heartbeat 6.50 Wycliffe: 
Bad Blood: An eviction 
order leads to murder (HD) 



7.55 Inspector Morse 


7.55 Inspector Morse 

Deadly Slumber: The 
mysterious death of 
a hospital benefactor 
leads Morse and Lewis 
to a former bookie, 
who held the victim 
responsible for putting 
his daughter into a coma. 
Guest stars Brian Cox. 


10.00 The Jury 4/5. Lane 
takes the stand, Tasha 
tells Paul some shocking 
facts about the collapse 
of the first trial and the 
jurors retire to consider 
their verdict. (HD) 

11.00 The Vice 12.05-2.05am 

The Return of Sherlock 
Holmes Special (HD) 


SKY 109 

HD 109/245 


VIRG124 
HD 191 


6.15am Highlights 10.00 
Million Dollar Intern (HD) 

11.00 The Route Masters: 
Running London’s Roads 
(HD) 12.00noon Nick 
Knowles' Original Features 
(HD) 1.00pm Jamie’s 
Family Christmas (HD) 

2.00 Too Fat For 15: Fighting 
Back SERIES FINALE 
(HD) 3.00 Hollywood 
Treasure (HD) 4.00 
Doctor Who (HD) 5.00 
Million Dollar Intern (HD) 

6.00 The Hairy Bikers’ 
Twelve Days of Christmas 
(HD) 7.00 Jamie’s 
Family Christmas (HD) 

8.00 Hairy Bikers’ Christmas 
Party (HD) 9.00 Doctor 
Who (HD) 10.20 
Motorway Cops: A Traffic 
Cops Special 11.15 Doctor 
Who (HD) 12.15am 
Guinness World Records 
Gone Wild (HD) 1.05 

Do No Harm (HD) 1.55- 
3.00am Sanctuary (HD) 


ALIBI 


SKY 132 

HD 132/247 


VIRG130 
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7.10am Diagnosis Murder 

9.00 New Tricks 10.00 
Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 

11.00 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) 
12.00noon Diagnosis 

Murder 1.00pm Castle 
(HD) 3.00 Body of Proof 
(HD) 4.00 Murdoch 
Mysteries (HD) 5.00 
Castle (Series 6) (HD) 

7.00 Body of Proof 
Going Viral - Part Two: 
19/20. (Series 2) (HD) 

7.50 New Tricks Objects of 
Desire: Sandra is reunited 
with an old flame. 

9.00 Inspector George 
Gently Gently Evil: 

A young woman's body is 
found in a seemingly 
idyllic Northumberland 
village in 1966. (HD) 

11.00 Rizzoli & Isles 
(HD) 12.00m't Body of 
Proof (HD) 1.00am 
Taggart 3.00-4.00am 
The Closer (HD) 


ITV4 

PS 

VIR118 

HD178 



6.00am World of Sport: Kings 
of the Canvas (HD) 6.10 
Black Gold (HD) 6.50 Minder 

7.55 The Professionals 

8.55 Kojak (HD) 9.55 

Magnum, PI (HD) 11.00 
Pawn Stars: Double bill. (HD) 

11.55 Alias Smith and Jones 
12.55pm Minder 2.00 The 

Professionals 3.00 Pawn 
Stars (HD) 3.55 Magnum, 

PI (HD) 4.55 Kojak (HD) 

6.00 Alias Smith and Jones: 
Miracle at Santa Marta. 



9.00 Hard Target 


7.00 Pawn Stars A 

calculator dating back to 
1915 is brought in. (FID) 
7.30 Chumlee produces 
'pawn shop pinot’ using 
an old winemaker. (FID) 

8.00 River Monsters 
Extreme angler Jeremy 
Wade investigates 
reports of a face-eating 
creature in a remote 
part of Bolivia. (FID) 

9.00 FILM Hard Target 

Action thriller starring 
Jean-Claude Van 
Damme as a sailor who 
tangles with sadistic 
hunters who kill human 
prey for sport. With 
Yancy Butler and 
Lance Flenriksen. (FID) 
(1993,18, 95min) ★★★ 

SEX## VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


11.00 Bundesliga Football 
Highlights (HD) 12.00m't River 
Monsters (HD) 1.05am Black 
Gold (HD) 1.50 Minder 2.40- 
2.50am Movies Now (HD) 


ITV ENCORE 


SKY 123 

HD 123/263 


9.00am McBusted: The 
Hot Desk (HD) 9.10 The 
Only Way Is Essex 10.45 
Kylie Minogue: The 
Hot Desk (HD) 10.55 
60 Minute Makeover 
12.00noon Dinner Date 
(HD) 1.00pm Jerseylicious 

2.00 The Real Housewives 
of New Jersey 3.00-6.00 
The Real Housewives 

of Vancouver (HD) 

6.00 Dinner Date (HD) 

7.00 The Jeremy Kyle 
Show USA Talk show 

8.00 Minors in Designers 
A sale is announced. (HD) 

9.00 Millionaire 
Matchmaker 
NEW EDITION (HD) 

10.00 The Real 
Housewives of 
Melbourne NEW 
EDITION (HD) 

11.00 Mob Wives (HD) 
12.00m't-1.00am 
Jerseylicious: Docu-soap. 


VIRG 

120 


6.00am The Encore Hour 
12.00noon Lillie 
1.00pm A&E 1.55 The 

Ruth Rendell Mysteries 

2.50 Peak Practice 3.45 
Anna Lee 5.50 Lillie 

6.55 A&E (Series 3) 

8.00 Crime Stories 

A pensioner accuses her 
dry-cleaner of stealing 
her winning lottery ticket 
after he begins driving 
around in a new car. (HD) 

9.00 Agatha Christie’s 
Poirot Third Girl: The 
death of a former nanny 
is believed to be suicide 
until a discovery connects 
her to a troubled heiress 
with secrets of her own. 
With Jemima Rooper and 
Zoe Wanamaker. (HD) 

11.00 A&E 12.05am 
Kavanagh QC 1.45 
Agatha Christie's Poirot 
(HD) 3.40 Movies Now 
(HD) 3.50 ITV Encore 
Nightscreen (HD) 4.00- 
6.00am The Encore Hour 


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COMEDY CENTRAL 


SKY 112 

HD 112/205 


VIRGIN 132 
HD 181 


8.00am The Middle: Double 
bill. (HD) 9.00 Rules of 
Engagement: Double bill. 

(HD) 10.00 Two and a Half 
Men: Double bill. (HD) 
11.00am-7.00pm Friends: 
Back-to-back episodes, 
including at: 5.30pm 3/25. 
Phoebe is stalked. Guest stars 
David Arquette. (HD) 6.00 
4/25. Chandler frets about 
commitment. (HD) 6.30 
5/25. Isabella Rossellini makes 
Ross's day. (Series 3) (HD) 



f. 


8.00 Norbit 


7.00pm Friends 10/25 
Joey plans to kiss 
Janine. (Series 6) (HD) 
7.30 Two and a Half Men 

11/22. Jake cheats on his 
girlfriend. (Series 7) (HD) 
8.00 FILM Norbit 
Comedy starring Eddie 
Murphy. An orphan 
raised by a Chinese 
guardian finds himself 
bullied into marrying a 
domineering woman. 
With Thandie Newton 
and Cuba Gooding Jr. 
(2007,12,101 min) ★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE ••€ LANG ••• 


10.00 Russell Howard's 
Good News The comic’s 
perspective on the news. 

11.00 Impractical Jokers (HD) 

11.30 Jackass 12.00m't- 
1.30am South Park (HD) 

1.30 Impractical Jokers (HD) 
2.00 Jackass 2.30 Two and a 
Half Men (HD) 3.20 The 
Office US (HD) 4.10-5.00am 
Rules of Engagement (HD) 


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6.00am Buffy the Vampire 
Slayer 8.00 Teleshopping 
11.00 Defiance (HD) 
12.00noon Star Trek: Voyager 
1.00pm Star Trek (HD) 

2.00 FILM Grimm's Snow 
White: Fantasy adventure with 
Eliza Bennet and Jane March. 
(HD) (2012, 12, 90min) ★ 

4.00 Buffy the Vampire 
Slayer (Series 5) 6.00 Star 
Trek: Voyager: Prototype: 
13/26. B'Elanna repairs a 
deactivated robot. (Series 2) 



7.00 Star Trek: The Next 
Generation Allegiance: 
18/26. A doppelganger 
replaces Picard while he 
languishes in a prison 
cell. (Series 3) (HD) 

8.00 Defiance The Cord 
and the Ax: 3/13. Irisa's 
condition worsens, 
while Stahma must face 
her deadliest enemy 
yet. (Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 Dominion NEW 

EPISODE Beware Those 
Closest to You: 8/9. 
Michael and Alex set 
out to depose Gabriel 
and end the war. (HD) 

10.00 SERIES FINALE 

Exiles: 9/9. Alex refuses 
to work with Gabriel. (HD) 

11.00 The Librarians (HD) 
12.00m't Dominion (HD) 
2.00am FILM The Killing 
Machine: Action adventure. 
(HD) (2010, 18, 88min) ★★ 
4.00-6.00am FILM Super 
Eruption: Disaster thriller. 

(HD) (2 011, 15, 120min}** 

Ejl VIRGIN 

E££] 136 


M0RE4 

SKY 138 

HD138/231 

VIR 147 

I HP203 



UNIVERSAL 


SKY 113 

HD 113/204 


VIRGIN 

137 


8.55am Kirstie and Phil's 
Perfect Christmas (HD) 
10.00 The World's Weirdest 
Weather (HD) 11.05 Hugh's 
3 Good Things: Best Bites 
(HD) 11.25 FILM Mysterious 
Island (HD) (1961, U, 97min) 
★★★ 1.25pm Time Team 
3.35 Come Dine with Me: 
Comedians Christmas Special 
(HD) 4.40 A Place in the 
Sun: Home or Away (HD) 
5.45 A Place in the Sun: 
Winter Sun (HD) 6.50 River 
Cottage Christmas (HD) 


6.00am Boston Legal (HD) 

7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 
Quincy ME 9.00 Numb3rs 
(HD) 11.00 Sea Patrol (HD) 

12.00noon King (HD) 1.00pm 
Law & Order (Series 16) (HD) 

3.00 Numb3rs (Series 4) 
(HD) 5.00 Sea Patrol: The 
Stinger: 6/13. (Series 5) (HD) 

6.00 Law & Order: Ghosts: 
3/22. A deathbed confession 
leads to a 10-year-old 
murder investigation being 
reopened. (Series 16) (HD) 



7.55 Grand Designs Kevin 
McCloud follows Robert 
and Milla Gaukroger 
as they set out to add 
three extensions to a 
property overlooking 
Lake Windermere. (HD) 

9.00 Father Ted 
Christmas Special 

Festive episode from 
1996. Fathers Ted and 
Dougal get lost in a 
lingerie department. (HD) 


10.15 Big Fat Gypsy Christmas: 
Carols and Caravans (HD) 
11.15 The Golden Rules of 
Porn (HD) 12.55am More 
Sex Please, We're British (HD) 
2.00 Big Fat Gypsy Christmas: 
Carols and Caravans (HD) 
3.05-3.35am Jamie's 
Family Christmas (HD) 


3.00 Numb3rs 


7.00 Law & Order Age of 

Innocence: 4/22. A man 
is killed shortly before he 
was due to switch off his 
incapacitated wife's life 
support. (Series 16) (HD) 

8.00 NCIS Dead Man 
Walking: 16/24. A nuclear 
power plant inspector 
suffers radiation 
poisoning. (Series 4) (HD) 

9.00 How to Get Away 
with Murder Kill Me, Kill 
Me, Kill Me: 9/15. On the 
night of the bonfire, the 
truth behind Sam’s death 
is finally revealed. (HD) 

10.00 Law & Order: 
Special Victims Unit 

Delinquent: 23/24. 

(Series 12) (HD) 

11.00 Law & Order: Special 
Victims Unit (HD) 12.00m't 
NCIS (HD) 1.00am Flashpoint 
(HD) 2.00 Numb3rs (HD) 
4.00 Boston Legal (HD) 
5.00-6.00am Quincy ME 


FOX 


SKY 124 

HD 124/188 


VIRGIN 157 
HD 158 


8.00am Medium (HD) 9.00 
Leverage (HD) 10.00 Burn 
Notice (HD) 11.00 Law & 
Order: Criminal Intent (HD) 
1.00pm NCIS (HD) 3.00 
Leverage: The Long Way Down 
Job: 1/18. (Series 4) (HD) 4.00 
Medium: But for the Grace of 
God: 2/16. (Series 4) (HD) 
5.00 Law & Order: Criminal 
Intent: Probability: 14/23. (HD) 
6.00 Monster: 15/23. A 
15-year-old cover-up is 
exposed. (Series 2) (HD) 



7.00 NCIS Baltimore: 
22/24. Tony's one-time 
Baltimore PD partner is 
murdered, raising fears 
that the port-to-port killer 
has struck again. (HD) 

8.00 Swan Song: 23/24. 
New evidence reveals the 
serial killer has infiltrated 
the agency and plans to 
murder a member of the 
team. (Series 8) (HD) 

9.00 Family Guy Brian 
and Stewie revisit the 
pilot episode. (HD) 

9.30 American Dad! 

Stan is haunted by a 
childhood trauma. (HD) 

10.00 The Cleveland 
Show Cleveland tries to 
keep his vasectomy 
secret from Donna. (HD) 

10.30 Family Guy 11.00 Maron 
NEW EPISODE (HD) 11.30 
Family Guy 12.00m't 
American Dad! 1.00am 

The Cleveland Show (HD) 

2.00 Family Guy 3.00- 
5.00am American Dad! 


SKY i 

ARTS 1 

SKY 129 

HD 129/221 

VIRGIN 281 
HD 282 

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VIRG 

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6.00am Highlights 10.30 Down 
the Tracks: The Music That 
Influenced Bob Dylan (HD) 
12.30pm The Great Culture 
Quiz (HD) 1.00 Hay Sessions 
2013 (HD) 2.00 Discovering: 
George Michael (HD) 2.30 
OMD: Architecture & Morality 
3.45 Pet Shop Boys - Live at 
the 02 4.45 Discovering: 

Pet Shop Boys (HD) 5.15 
Video Killed the Radio Star 
(HD) 5.45 Monty Python: 
Almost the Truth (HD) 6.50 
In Love with Coward (HD) 


v, W - 

10.00 Marked 


7.00 The Great Culture 
Quiz NEW EDITION The 

second semi-final. (HD) 
7.30 The Doors A 1968 
studio performance 
by the band. (HD) 

8.00 Live from the 
Artists Den Robert 
Plant performs with his 
group the Band of Joy at 
Nashville's War Memorial 
Auditorium. (HD) 

9.00 Talks Music NEW 

EDITION Malcolm Gerrie 
chats to Robert Plant 
about his work, craft 
and inspirations. (HD) 


10.00 NEW Playhouse Presents: 
Marked See feature, page 4 
(HD) 10.35 South Bank Show 
Originals: Sting NEW EDITION 
(HD) 11.05 Sting: Live in Berlin 
(HD) 1.05am Discovering: 

Sting (HD) 1.35 Anarchy in 
Manchester 2.35 Playhouse 
Presents: Marked (HD) 3.05 
Monty Python: Almost the Truth 
(HD) 4.15 South Bank Show 
Originals: Sting (HD) 4.40 The 
Great Culture Quiz (HD) 5.05- 
6.00am In Confidence (HD) 


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PM 


8 

PM 


PM 


K) 

PM 


9.00am The Streets of San 
Francisco 10.00 Hawaii 
Five-0 11.00 Star Trek: 
The Next Generation 
12.00noon Star Trek 

I. 00pm NCIS 2.00 The 
Streets of San Francisco 

3.00 Hawaii Five-0 4.00 
Father Dowling Mysteries 

5.00 Star Trek: The Next 
Generation 6.00 Star Trek 

7.00 Nash Bridges 

25 Hours of Christmas: 
12/23. (Series 2) 

8.00 Star Trek: The 
Next Generation 
Descent - Part One: 
26/26. (Series 6) 

9.00 Flashpoint Never 
Kissed a Girl: 8/13. Ed is 
held hostage. (Series 1 ) 

10.00 SOF: Special 
Ops Force (Series 1 ) 

II. 00 Star Trek 12.05am 
NCIS 1.00 Flashpoint 
1.55 Deadwood 3.00 
SOF: Special Ops Force 
3.50 Hawaii Five-0 4.40- 
6.00am Nash Bridges 


8.00am Knots Landing 

9.00 Dallas 10.00 The 
Defenders 11.00 Beverly 
Hills 90210 12.00noon 
CSI 1.00pm Matlock 

2.00 The District 3.00 
Beverly Hills 90210 4.00 
Judge Judy 5.00 CSI 

6.00 Knots Landing 

7.00 The Defenders 
Las Vegas v Johnson: 
7/18. (Series 1) 

8.00 Judge Judy Double 
bill of small-claims cases. 

9.00 Waterloo Road 
28/30. An alcoholic 
student struggles to 
keep her problem under 
control. (Series 7) 

10.15 Clocking Off Suzie's 
Story: 1/6. A bride-to- 
be disappears in her 
wedding dress. (Series 4) 

11.20 Judge Judy 
12.25am Jerry Springer 
1.20 Waterloo Road 
2.35 Clocking Off 3.30 
CSI (Series 4) 4.15- 
5.00am The District 


9.00am Come Dine with Me 
(HD) 9.30 Coach Trip 
(HD) 10.00 A Place in the 
Sun: Home or Away (HD) 
12.00noon Celebrity 
Come Dine with Me (HD) 
1.00pm Jamie’s Christmas 
with Bells On (HD) 2.00 
A SuperScrimpers’ 

Merry Christmas (HD) 

3.00 Phil Spencer: Secret 
Agent (HD) 4.00 Kirstie’s 
Home for Christmas (HD) 

5.00 A SuperScrimpers’ 
Merry Christmas (HD) 

6.00 Jamie's Christmas 
with Bells On (HD) 7.00 
The Supervet: Christmas in 
the Clinic (HD) 8.00 Posh 
Pawn at Christmas (HD) 

9.00 Britain's Wildest 
Weather 2014 (HD) 10.35 
Steph and Dorn Meet Nigel 
Farage 11.05 Gogglebox 
12.05am 24 Hours in 
A&E 1.05 100 Greatest 
Toys with Jonathan Ross 
4.00-5.00am Celebrity 
Come Dine with Me: 
Christmas Special (HD) 


12.00noon My Name 
Is Earl 12.30pm Jesse 
Stone: Sea Change 2.15 
Jesse Stone: Thin Ice 
4.00 NCIS 5.00 Diagnosis 
Murder 6.00 Law & 
Order 6.55 Access 


7.00 NCIS Out of the Frying 
Pan: 18/24. A drug- 
addicted man is accused 
of killing his own father. 
8.00 Tell-AII: 19/24. 

A Marine working for 
the Defence Intelligence 
Agency is killed. (Series 8) 

9.00 Law & Order: 

Special Victims Unit 
NEW EPISODE Spiralling 
Down: 10/23. A 14-year- 
old girl is found working 
as a prostitute. (Series 13) 

10.00 Castle Heartbreak 
Hotel: 8/23. A casino 
owner dies. (Series 4) 

11.00 Castle (Series 3) 
12.00m't CSI 1.00- 


3.00am SuperCasino 


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I. 00pm Gilmore Girls: 
Double bill. 3.00 Home 
and Away 3.35 Cowboy 
Builders 4.30 Police 
Interceptors: Double bill. 
6.30 Home and Away 

7.00 Extreme Fishing 
with Robson Green 
The actor heads to Cuba, 
where he fishes on an 
esplanade in Havana. 
8.00 Robson arrives in 
Japan, where he visits 
Tokyo's fish market. 

9.00 FILM The Forbidden 
Kingdom Martial arts 
fantasy adventure starring 
Jackie Chan and Jet Li. 

A teenage kung fu 
fanatic gets transported 
back to ancient China and 
embarks on a dangerous 
mission. (2008, 12, 
104min) ★★★★ 

II. 10 Ultimate Police 
Interceptors 11.45pm- 
12.00m't Access 



6.00am The Waltons 7.00 
Little House on the Prairie 

8.00 The Waltons 9.00 
Highway to Heaven 10.00 
Remembering Diana 
Princess of Wales 11.00 
Chicago Hope 12.00noon 
Little House on the Prairie 

I. 00pm FILM A Different 
Kind of Christmas 
(1996, U, 88min) ★★ 

3.00 Highway to Heaven 

4.00 Dr Finlay 5.00 
FILM If You Believe in 
Christmas: Festive drama. 
(1999, PG, 87min) ★★ 

7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. 

8.00 Highway to Heaven 

9.00 FILM Those She 
Left Behind Melodrama. 
(1989, PG, lOOmin) ★ 

II. 00 FILM The Price 
of a Broken Heart 
(1999, PG, 87min) ★★ 
1.00-3.00am FILM 
Custody of the Heart 
(2000, PG, 87min) ★★ 

m 


6.00am The Prime of Miss 
Jean Brodie 7.00 Andre 
Rieu: Welcome to My 
World (HD) 8.00 Celtic 
Woman: Emerald (HD) 
9.30 Tony Bennett’s 
Duets (HD) 11.00 An 
Evening with II Divo (HD) 
1.00pm The Prime 
of Miss Jean Brodie 

2.00 Turandot (HD) 4.20 
Beethoven: The Complete 
String Quartets (HD) 

5.00 The Elaine Paige 
Show (HD) 6.00 Andre 
Rieu: Welcome to My 
World (HD) 7.00 Dionne 
Warwick: Music Will 
Keep Us Together 

8.00 Celtic Woman 9.40 
The Best of Michael 
Bolton Live (HD) 11.40 
Andy Williams: Moon 
River and Me 1.00am 
The Elaine Paige Show 
(HD) 2.00 The Prime of 
Miss Jean Brodie 3.00 
Celtic Woman 4.40- 
6.00am Andy Williams: 
Moon River and Me 


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Thursday 


































Thursday 


THURSDAY 


Documentaries 


PM 


8 

PM 


PM 


10 

PM 


DISCOVERY 


SKY 520 

HD 520/561 


VIRGIN 211 
HD 212 


6.00-8.00am How It's Made: 
Four editions. 8.00 Gold 
Rush South America (HD) 

9.00 Auction Hunters (HD) 

10.00 Property Wars (HD) 

11.00 Deadliest Catch (HD) 
12.00noon Gold Divers (HD) 
1.00pm Fast N' Loud (HD) 

2.00 Misfit Garage (HD) 

3.00 Gold Rush (HD) 4.00 
Deadliest Catch (HD) 5.00 
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor: 
The adventurer visits Namibia. 
(HD) 6.00 Mythbusters (HD) 



10.00 American Loggers 


7.00 Wheeler Dealers 

Mike Brewer buys a Ford 
Mustang Fastback and 
gives it to mechanic Edd 
China to restore. (HD) 

8.00 Gold Divers: 

Under the Ice 

The fleet scrambles 
for their last pans of 
gold as the ice season 
comes to an end. (HD) 

9.00 Naked and Afraid 
NEW EDITION Two 

people traverse the 
Cambodian jungle, but 
their lack of teamwork 
causes problems. (HD) 

10.00 American Loggers 
NEW EDITION The winter 
freeze hits Millinocket in 
Maine. (HD) 11.00 Airplane 
Repo (HD) 12.00m't 
Naked and Afraid (HD) 
1.00am Yukon Men (HD) 

2.00 Fast N' Loud (HD) 3.00 
Naked and Afraid (HD) 3.50 
Wheeler Dealers: Trading Up: 
Double bill. (HD) 5.30- 
6.00am How Do They Do It? 


ANIMAL PLANET 


SKY 523 

HD 523/562 


VIRGIN 216 
HD 217 


6.00am Bondi Vet 7.00 The 
Zoo (HD) 8.00 Wildlife SOS 

9.00 Animal Cops San 
Francisco 10.00 Animal Cops 

11.00 Animal 24:7 (HD) 
12.00noon My Cat from Hell 

(HD) 1.00pm Bondi Vet (HD) 

2.00 Animal Precinct 3.00 
Treehouse Masters (HD) 

4.00 Too Cute! (HD) 5.00 
Miami Animal Police: An 
alligator lurking in a suburban 
lake. 6.00 Bad Dog! A 
balloon-popping bulldog. (HD) 



8.00 America's Cutest... 


7.00 Too Cute! Following 
three litters of Jack 
Russell, Portuguese water 
dog and bull mastiff 
puppies through the first 
months of their lives. (HD) 

8.00 America's Cutest 
Pets NEW EDITION 

A compilation of cute cat 
clips, featuring wacky 
felines and the humans 
they barely tolerate. (HD) 

9.00 Ice Lake Rebels 

The ice begins to soften, 
and Brian takes a 
perilous plunge into 
the subarctic lake. (HD) 


10.00 Finding Bigfoot NEW 
EDITION The team travels to 
Virginia. (HD) 11.00 Bondi 
Vet (HD) 12.00m't Animal 
Cops Phoenix: Rescuing 
an injured puppy. (HD) 
1.00am Animal Cops Houston 
(HD) 2.00 Ice Lake Rebels 
(HD) 3.00 Whale Wars (HD) 
3.50 K9 Cops (HD) 4.40 My 
Cat from Hell (HD) 5.30- 
6.00am Emergency Vets 


NATGEOGRAPHIC 


SKY 526 

HD 526/543 


VIRGIN 230 

HD 232 


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8.00am Yukon Gold (HD) 9.00 
World War II: The Apocalypse 
(HD) 10.00 Air Crash 
Investigation (HD) 11.00 
Ultimate Airport Dubai (HD) 
12.00noon Elizabeth I: Killer 
Queen? (HD) 1.00pm 
Ancient X Files (HD) 2.00 
Ultimate Airport Dubai (HD) 
3.00 Air Crash Investigation 
(HD) 4.00 Highway Thru Hell 
(HD) 5.00 Yukon Gold (HD) 
6.00 Car SOS: Restoring a 
1950s Ford Zodiac. (HD) 



7.00 Air Crash 
Investigation 

How Captain Frank 
Geib saved Northwest 
Airlines Flight 85 from 
disaster in 2002. (HD) 

8.00 Beyond Magic with 
DMC SERIES FINALE 

Magician Drummond 
Money-Coutts explores 
Mexican witchcraft. (HD) 

9.00 Scam City Conor 
Woodman uncovers 
tourist scams in New York, 
including a dangerous 
perfume racket. (HD) 


10.00 Inside the American 
Mob: The work of FBI Agent 
Joe Pistone. (HD) 11.00 
Yukon Gold: Competing for 
a final piece of ground. (HD) 
12.00m't Banged Up Abroad 
(HD) 1.00am Beyond 
Magic with DMC (HD) 2.00 
Ultimate Airport Dubai 
(HD) 3.00 Elizabeth I: 

Killer Queen? (HD) 4.00- 
5.00am Ancient X Files (HD) 


HISTORY 


SKY 529 

HD 529/545 


VIRGIN 

234 


8.00am American Restoration 
Christmas Special (HD) 8.30 
The Legend of Shelby (HD) 

9.00 Down East Dickering (HD) 

10.00 American Restoration (HD) 

11.00 American Pickers (HD) 
12.00noon Pawn Stars (HD) 
1.00pm Storage Wars (HD) 

2.00 American Restoration 
Christmas Special (HD) 2.30 
The Legend of Shelby (HD) 

3.00 Down East Dickering (HD) 

4.00 American Restoration 
(HD) 5.00 American Pickers 
(HD) 6.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 



7.00 American Restoration 
Christmas Special 

Restoring a sleigh. (HD) 
7.30 The Legend of 
Shelby Shelby searches 
for gifts for his family. (HD) 

8.00 Duck Dynasty NEW 
EDITION The Robertsons 
perform a Nativity 

play at their church, 
but the rehearsals do 
not go as planned. (HD) 

9.00 Counting Cars A 

guest at a casino sets the 
team a challenge. (HD) 
9.30 Danny is inspired 
to redesign a van. (HD) 


10.00 Counting Cars: Danny 
helps two bikers get back in 
the saddle. (HD) 10.30 Danny 
asks the guys to take photos 
of their dream car. (HD) 

11.00 Duck Dynasty (HD) 
12.00m't-2.00am Counting 
Cars: Back-to-back editions. 
(HD) 2.00am Duck Dynasty 
(HD) 3.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 
4.00-5.00am American 
Restoration: Double bill. (HD) 




YESTERDAY 


6.15am Antiques Roadshow 

7.00 Bargain Hunt 8.00 Flog 
It! 9.00 Celebrity Antiques 
Road Trip 10.00 The Men and 
the Machines That Beat Hitler 

11.00 Wartime Farm 12.00noon 
The Somme's Secret Weapon: 
A Time Team Special 1.00pm 
Antiques Roadshow 2.00 
Flog It! 3.00 Bargain Hunt 

4.00 Celebrity Antiques Road 
Trip 5.00 The Men and the 
Machines That Beat Hitler 

6.00 Operation Crossbow 


■ 


y* 


8.00 Wartime Farm at... 


7.00 Coast Neil Oliver 
discovers why the island 
of Mingulay in the Outer 
Hebrides was abandoned 
in 1912 after 2000 
years of habitation. 

8.00 Wartime Farm at 
Christmas Recreating the 
conditions that prevailed 
in rural Britain during 
the Christmas of 1944. 

9.00 Who Do You Think 
You Are? Actress Lesley 
Sharp, who was adopted 
at just five weeks old, finds 
out more about her birth 
father and half siblings. 

10.00 Wallis Simpson 
Loved and Lost Private 
letters written by the 
American socialite. 

11.00 Ancient Black Ops 
12.00m't The Somme's 
Secret Weapon: A Time Team 
Special 1.00am The Secret 
History of Our Streets 1.50 
Digging for Britain 2.35- 
3.00am Great British Ghosts 



9.00am Walrus: Two Tonne 
Tusker - Natural World (HD) 
10.00 Meerkats: Secrets of 
an Animal Superstar - Natural 
World (HD) 11.00 The Mating 
Game - Natural World (HD) 
12.00noon An Animal Saved 
My Life (HD) 3.00pm Walrus: 
Two Tonne Tusker - Natural 
World (HD) 4.00 Meerkats: 
Secrets of an Animal 
Superstar - Natural World 
(HD) 5.00 The Mating Game 
-Natural World (HD) 6.00 
An Animal Saved My Life (HD) 



7.00-9.00 An Animal 
Saved My Life A boy 

who fell into the gorilla 
enclosure at a zoo. (HD) 

7.30 A baby elephant 
that saved a girl's life. (HD) 
8.00 A pig who found 
help when her owner 
had a heart attack. (HD) 

8.30 A dog that saved 
its owner during 
Hurricane Katrina. (HD) 

9.00 Walrus: Two Tonne 
Tusker - Natural World 

An investigation into 
the breeding habits 
of walruses. (HD) 


10.00 Meerkats: Secrets of an 
Animal Superstar - Natural 
World (HD) 11.00 The Mating 
Game - Natural World (HD) 
12.00m't An Animal Saved 
My Life (HD) 3.00am Walrus: 
Two Tonne Tusker - Natural 
World (HD) 3.50 Meerkats: 
Secrets of an Animal Superstar 
(HD) 4.40 The Mating Game 
(HD) 5.30-6.00am An Animal 
Saved My Life (HD) 

PTI VIRGIN 
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6.00am Flying Through 
Time 7.00 Weapons 
of War 8.00 More 
Industrial Revelations 

9.00 Aircraft Stories 

10.00 Special Forces' 
Secrets 11.00 Ultimate 
Warfare 12.00noon Al 
Murray's Road to Berlin 

1.00pm Weapons That 
Changed the World 2.00 
Auction Kings 3.00 Time 
Team 5.00 Al Murray's 
Road to Berlin 6.00 Rory 
McGrath's Bloody Britain 

7.00 Time Team 8.00 
Da Vinci Declassified 

9.00 Biblical Mysteries 
Explained 10.00 Who 
Was Jesus? 11.00 
Aircraft Stories 12.00m't 
Al Murray's Road to Berlin 
1.00am Ultimate Warfare 

2.00 Flying Through 
Time 3.00 Out of Egypt 

4.00 More Industrial 
Revelations 5.00- 
6.00am Weapons of War 


6.00am Food Factory 

7.00 Mythbusters 8.00 
How Machines Work 
9.00-11.00 How It's 
Made: Back-to-back 
editions. 11.00 Food 
Factory 12.00noon 
How It's Made 1.00pm 
How Do They Do It? 

2.00 Extreme Engineering 

3.00 How It's Made 4.00 
Mythbusters 5.00 Food 
Factory 6.00 How It's 
Made 7.00 Food Factory: 
Double bill. 8.00 How 
the Universe Works 9.00 
Man v The Universe 

10.00 How It's Made 

11.00 How Do They Do It? 
12.00m't Extreme 
Engineering 1.00am 
Weird or What? 2.00 
Man v The Universe 3.00 
How It's Made 3.50 
How Do They Do It? 

4.40 How It's Made 
5.30-6.00am Brink 


SKY 528 

HD 528/544 


VIRG 

228 


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8.00am Animal Fight Club 
(HD) 9.00 Deadly 
Snakes (HD) 10.00 King 
Cobra: Cannibal Snake 
(HD) 11.00 Giant Python 
Invasion (HD) 12.00noon 
Black Mamba (HD) 
1.00pm Shocking Sharks 
(HD) 2.00 Sydney Shark 
Attacks (HD) 3.00 
Deadly Snakes (HD) 

4.00 Giant Python Invasion 
(HD) 5.00 Australia's 
Most Deadly (HD) 6.00 
Animal Fight Club (HD) 
7.00 Animals Gone Wild 
(HD) 8.00 Urban Jungle 
NEW EDITION Boone 
Smith tracks street dogs 
through Moscow. (HD) 

9.00 Secrets of the Wild 
(HD) 10.00 Animals 
Gone Wild (HD) 11.00 
UrbanJungle (HD) 
12.00m't Animal Fight 
Club (HD) 2.00am Black 
Mamba (HD) 3.00 
Shocking Sharks (HD) 
4.00-5.00am Sydney 
Shark Attacks (HD) 


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6.00am A Bike Is Born: 
Harley 7.00 Wheeler 
Dealers 8.00 Graveyard 
Carz 9.00 Street Outlaws 

10.00 Rods N' Wheels 

11.00 Fast N' Loud 
12.00noon Wheeler 
Dealers 1.00pm 
Graveyard Carz 2.00 
Street Outlaws 3.00 
Chasing Classic Cars 

4.00 Rods N' Wheels 

5.00 Wheeler Dealers 

6.00 Overhaulin' 7.00 
Chasing Classic Cars 8.00 
Wheeler Dealers 9.00 
Rods N' Wheels 10.00 
Street Outlaws: Big Chief 
attempts to resurrect a 
1972 Pontiac LeMans. 

11.00 Fast N' Loud 
12.00m't Rods N’ Wheels 
1.00am Overhaulin’ 

2.00 Street Outlaws 

3.00 A Bike Is Born: 
Harley 3.50 Chasing 
Classic Cars 4.40 
Graveyard Carz 5.30- 
6.00am Wheeler Dealers 


8.00am Lewis and Clark: 
The Journey of the Corps 
of Discovery 9.10 
America's Antiques 
Roadshow 10.20 The 
Roman Empire in the First 
Century 11.35 Nero's 
Golden House 12.40pm 
The Siege 1.55 America's 
Antiques Roadshow 

3.10 The Roman Empire in 
the First Century 4.20 
Nero’s Golden House 5.25 
The Siege 6.35 America's 
Antiques Roadshow 

7.50 The Four-Winged 
Dinosaur Investigating 
the origin of flight. 

9.00 Raiders of the Lost 
Gold Exploring the legend 
of Yamashita's gold. 

10.10 The Roman Empire 
in the First Century The 
life of Emperor Claudius. 

11.20 The Four-Winged 
Dinosaur: As 7.50pm. 
12.25am Raiders of 
the Lost Gold 1.30- 
2.00am Hell on Hooves 



7.00am Snapped: Women 
Who Kill (HD) 8.00am- 
5.00pm The Devil You 
Know: Back-to-back 
editions of the series. 
(HD) 5.00pm Snapped: 
Women Who Kill (HD) 

6.00 Crime Stories 

7.00 On the Case 
with Paula Zahn (HD) 

8.00 A Town & 

Country Murder (HD) 

9.00 Motives & Murders 
NEW EDITION The 
murder of Kathleen 
Smith in 1984. (HD) 

10.00 Murder She Solved 
Detective Yvonne Shull 
discusses a dangerous 
hunt for a murderer (HD) 

11.00 Homicide Hunter 
(HD) 12.00m't Motives 
& Murders (HD) 1.00am 
Murder She Solved (HD) 

2.00 Homicide Hunter 
(HD) 3.00-4.00am 
Motives & Murders (HD) 


8.00am Secrets of War 

9.00 Auschwitz: Journey 
Into Hell 10.00 America's 
Book of Secrets 

11.00 Ancient Aliens 
12.00noon Secrets of 
War 1.00pm Auschwitz: 
Journey Into Hell 2.00 
America’s Book of Secrets 

3.00 The Curse of Oak 
Island 4.00 Ancient 
Aliens 5.00 A History of 
Britain by Simon Schama 

6.00 The Assassination 
of Reinhard Heydrich 

7.00 UFO Files 

8.00 Ancient Aliens 

9.00 Richard the Lionheart 

10.00 Miracles Decoded 
NEW EDITION 

An apparent sighting 
of an apparition of the 
Virgin Mary in Ireland. 

11.00 America’s Book of 
Secrets 12.00m't Ancient 
Aliens 1.00am UFO Files 

2.00 Richard the Lionheart 

3.00 Miracles Decoded 
4.00-5.00am UFO Files 


88 TV& Satellite Week 


★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 

































Lifestyle 


HOME & HEALTH 


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6.00am Animal Airport 7.00 
19 Kids and Counting 8.00 
Homes Under the Hammer 

9.00 Hoarding: Buried Alive 

10.00 My Crazy Obsession 

11.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer 1.00pm 19 Kids 
and Counting 2.00 Animal 
Airport 3.00-6.00 Homes 
Under the Hammer: Triple bill. 

6.00 My Crazy Obsession: 

A couple who have spent 
more than $1 million on their 
collection of 5000 dolls. 



7.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer Exploring a 
house in Stoke-on-Trent, 
a flat in Morden, south- 
west London, and a Kent 
property with a catch. 

8.00 Lucy Alexander 
and Martin Roberts 
explore a property in 
Cardiff, an upmarket 
area of west London 
and a house in Derby. 

9.0019 Kids and 
Counting NEW EDITION 

Jill Duggar is getting 
married, but with only a 
few months to plan she 
may be in over her head. 

10.00 King's Cross ER: A man 
suffers from a drug overdose. 
10.30 A patient with a 
mystery illness. 11.00 
Homes Under the Hammer 

12.00m't 19 Kids and Counting 
1.00am Fat Doctor 2.00 
King's Cross ER: Double bill. 

3.00 Jon and Kate Plus 8: 
Double bill. 4.00 Hoarding: 
Buried Alive 5.00-6.00am 
My Crazy Obsession 

VIRGIN 




SHED 


VIRGIN 

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6.00am Fishing Expedition 

6.30 Fishing Gurus 7.00 Joy 
of Painting 8.00 Fifth Gear 
9.00 Wheeler Dealers 
Revisited 10.00 Boat Yard 

10.30 Disaster Decks 11.00 
Holmes in New Orleans 

I. 00pm Thinking Tackle 2.00 
Shedheads 3.00 Wheeler 
Dealers Revisited 4.00 
Chasing Classic Cars 5.00 
Narrow Boat Afloat 5.30 The 
Water Boatman with Alan 
Herd 6.00 Hooked on Fishing 

7.00 Fishing Expedition 

7.30 Fishing Gurus 

8.00 The Great Rod Race 

9.00 Hooked on Fishing 

10.00 Wheeler Dealers 
Revisited Edd and Mike 
revisit the BMW 635CSi. 

II. 00 Fishing Expedition 11.30 
Fishing Gurus 12.00m't 
Shedheads 1.00am Hooked 
on Fishing 2.00 Holmes in 
New Orleans 3.50 Fishing 
Heaven Fishing Hell 4.40 
Holmes Inspection 5.30- 
6.00am Hooked on Fishing 


HOME 


7.10am-7.00pm The Hotel 
Inspector: Back-to-back 
editions, including at: 3.00pm 
Alex Polizzi visits a hotel 
located in six acres of 
Dorset countryside. 4.00 
Alex revamps a struggling 
Bournemouth hotel. 5.00 
Alex visits a Mediterranean- 
themed hotel in London. 6.00 
Alex visits a 15th-century inn 
in Derbyshire's Peak District 
that is struggling to attract 
customers at weekends. 


8.00 The Hotel Inspector 


7.00-1 1.00pm The Hotel 
Inspector Alex Polizzi 
visits a Birmingham hotel 
where the owners are 
undercharging for the 
services they provide. 

8.00 Alex heads to Kent 
to rein in a hotelier 
whose idiosyncratic 
tastes are at odds with 
the hotel's tranquil 
countryside setting. 

9.00 Alex visits a 
Blackpool hotelier who 
has grand plans for his 
establishment - although 
a bad reviews have led 

to dwindling bookings. 

10.00 Alex heads to 
Gloucestershire to breathe 
new life into a two-star 
hotel and reverse the 
establishment's dwindling 
occupancy rates. 


11.00pm-4.00am The Hotel 
Inspector: Further back-to- 
back editions of the series. 


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1 F'VIEW 

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a 


6.00am Highlights 9.30 Cooking 
Christmas with Matt and Lisa 

10.30 Great British Christmas 
Menu 11.00 12 Chefs of 
Christmas 11.30 Ben Tish's 
Spanish Country Christmas 
12.00noon Food Network's 
Christmas Kitchen 1.00pm 
Barefoot Contessa 2.00 
Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 

3.00 12 Chefs of Christmas 

3.30 Reza Spice Prince 
of Thailand 4.00 Kitchen 
Cousins 4.30-6.00 Diners, 
Drive-Ins and Dives 6.00 
Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 6.30 
Reza Spice Prince of Thailand 

7.00 Barefoot Contessa 

8.00 Baking Made Easy 

9.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 

10.00 Ching's Restaurant 
Redemption 11.00 Mystery 
Diners 12.00m't Diners, 
Drive-Ins and Dives 1.00am 
Ching's Restaurant Redemption 

2.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and 
Dives 2.30-3.00am Reza 
Spice Prince of Vietnam 


18 December 


Thursday 


SKY 133 

HD 133/255 


IRGIN260 

HD 262 



6.00am Helicopter Search and 
Rescue 7.00 Home Shopping 
8.05 Homes Under the 
Hammer 9.05 Escape to the 
Country 10.05 Ghost 
Adventures 11.00 Ghost 
Hunters 12.00noon Fantasy 
Homes by the Sea 1.00pm 
Escape to the Country 

2.00 Homes Under the Hammer 

3.00 Children's Hospital: 
Toronto 4.00 Housebound: 
Trapped Inside 5.00 Helicopter 
Heroes 6.00 Homes Under 
the Hammer 7.00 Escape to 
the Country 8.00 Ghost 
Adventures 9.00 Haunted 
Collector 10.00 My Ghost 
Story: Hauntings Revealed 
NEW EDITION A spirit with a 
deadly secret haunts a couple. 

11.00 Paranormal Witness 
12.00m't Haunting Australia 
NEW EDITION 1.00am 
Ghost Adventures 2.00 
Home Shopping 4.00 Dr G: 
Medical Examiner 4.45 Big 
Meets Bigger 5.35-6.00am 
Children’s Hospital: Toronto 


Other channels A-Z 


CBS REALITY | DRAMA | QUEST 


6.00am Highlights 11.00 
Choccywoccydoodah Christmas 
(HD) 12.00noon James 
Martin's Christmas Feasts 
12.30pm The Naked Chef 

1.00 Rick Stein's Cornish 
Christmas (HD) 2.00 River 
Cottage Christmas Fayre (HD) 

3.00 Jamie's Christmas with 
Bells On (HD) 4.00 
Choccywoccydoodah Christmas 
(HD) 5.00 James Martin's 
Christmas Feasts 5.30 The 
Naked Chef 6.00 Rick Stein's 
Cornish Christmas (HD) 


7.00 River Cottage 
Christmas Fayre Hugh 
Fearnley-Whittingstall 
and his team offer tips 
on enjoying the perfect 
festive holiday. (HD) 

8.00 Jamie's Christmas 
with Bells On Jamie 
Oliver brings everything 
together for the perfect 
Christmas Day meal. (HD) 

9.00 Choccywoccydoodah 
Christmas Christine and 
her team of chocolatiers 
make some exquisite 
festive creations. (HD) 


10.00 Rick Stein's Cornish 
Christmas: The chef joins 
in the ancient tradition of 
wassailing. (HD) 11.00 River 
Cottage Christmas Fayre (HD) 
12.00m't James Martin's 
Christmas Feasts: The chef is 
inspired by a fishing trip. 
12.30am The Naked Chef 
1.00 Dinner Impossible 2.00 
Home Shopping 5.00-6.00am 
The Roux Legacy (HD) 


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riRGIN 

261 

REALLY 1! 

m 

VIRGIN 

267 

F'VIEW II 

17 J 


SKY 146, +i 147, VIRG 148, +i 201 
F'VIEW 66, F'SAT 135, +i 136 
9.00am Cops 10.00 Raising 
Sextuplets 11.00 Caught 
on Camera 12.00noon- 
3.00pm Judge Judy 
3.00pm Raising Sextuplets 

4.00 Caught on Camera 
5.00-7.00 Judge Judy: Back- 

to-back editions. 7.00-9.00 
Cops: Back-to-back editions. 

9.00 The Investigator: A 
missing persons case. 10.00 
Crime Stories: Katherine 
Foster's shooting in 1980. 

11.00 Caught on Camera 
12.00m't Unsolved Mysteries 
1.00am The Investigator 2.00 
Crime Stories 3.00 Caught 
on Camera 3.50 Nowhere 
to Run 4.20 Heir Hunters 
5.10-6.00am Judge Judy 


CHALLENGE 


SKY 145, +i 164, VIRG 139, +i 180 
F'VIEW 46, F'SAT 145 

6.00am Highlights 8.30 It's Not 
What You Know 9.30 Family 
Fortunes 10.30 Bullseye 

11.00 Wheel of Fortune 
12.00noon Bite Size Brainiac 

12.05pm Are You Smarter 
Than a 10 Year Old? 1.05 
Catchphrase 2.05 Pointless 
3.05 1 vs 100 4.00 The 
Crystal Maze 5.00 Takeshi’s 
Castle 6.00 Ninja Warrior 

7.00 Family Fortunes 8.00 
Pointless 9.00 Classic Who 
Wants to Be a Millionaire? 

11.00 Bullseye 12.00m't 
Bruce’s Price Is Right 1.00am 
Celebrity Squares 2.00 
Dale’s Supermarket Sweep 

3.00 Catchphrase 4.00 
It's Not What You Know 
5.00-6.00am Whittle 


COMEDY CENTRAL E 


SKY 128, +i 159, VIRGIN 182 

9.00am Friends 10.00 Frasier 

11.00 Sex and the City 
12.00noon The King of 
Queens 1.00-3.00pm 

Two and a Half Men 3.00 
Sex and the City 4.00- 

6.00 Two and a Half Men 
6.00 Sex and the City 7.00 

The King of Queens 8.00 
Rules of Engagement 9.00 
South Park 10.00pm- 
12.55am Sex and the City: 
12.55am The Daily Show 
1.25 Two and a Half Men 
2.25 Comedy Central Presents 

2.55 The Daily Show 3.20 
Grouchy Young Men 3.45 Sir 
Leslie Quint: A Life in Film 

3.55 South Park 4.20 
Frasier 5.10-6.00am The 
King of Queens: Double bill. 


DMAX 


SKY 144/M 233, VIRG 170,+i 171 

6.00am Fifth Gear 7.00 Custom 
My Ride 8.00 Cash Cab: 

After Dark 9.00 Bear Grylls: 
Born Survivor 10.00 River 
Monsters 11.00 Operation 
Repo 12.00noon Tanked 

I. 00pm Supernanny US 2.00 
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 

3.00 Naked and Afraid 4.00 
Trawler Wars 5.00 Operation 
Repo 6.00 Fifth Gear 7.00 
River Monsters: Untold Stories 

8.00 Tanked 9.00 Imploders 

II. 00 Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 
12.00m't River Monsters: 
Untold Stories 1.00am 
Deadliest Catch 2.00 Custom 
My Ride 3.00 Cash Cab: 

After Dark 3.50 American 
Chopper: Senior Versus Junior 
4.40 Fifth Gear 5.30- 
6.00am Mystery Hunters 


SKY 158, VIRG 190, FREEVIEW 20 

8.00am Lovejoy 9.00 Bergerac 

10.00 Casualty 11.00 The 
Bill: Double bill. 1.00pm 
The Liver Birds 1.40 Last 
of the Summer Wine 2.20 
Birds of a Feather 3.00 
Ballykissangel 4.00 Bergerac 

5.00 Lovejoy 6.00 Birds of a 
Feather 6.40 Bread 7.20 
Last of the Summer Wine 

8.00 The Mrs Bradley 
Mysteries: Detective drama 
starring Diana Rigg. 9.00 
New Tricks: Double bill. 

11.00 Birds of a Feather 11.40 
The Bill 12.40am Casualty 
NotFreeview: 2.00 Barbara 
Taylor Bradford's Hold the 
Dream 2.50 Wish Me Luck: 
Double bill. 4.30-5.00am 

A Garden for All Seasons 


SKY HD 151/239, +i 229, 
VIRG 156 

7.00am Highlights 12.00noon 
News (HD) 1.00pm 
Kourtney and Khloe Take 
the Hamptons (HD) 2.00 
Keeping Up with the 
Kardashians (HD) 3.00 
Giuliana and Bill (HD) 

4.00 News (HD) 5.00 Kourtney 
and Kim Take Miami (HD) 

6.00 Kourtney and Khloe 
Take the Hamptons (HD) 

7.00 News (HD) 8.00 Taylor 
Swift (HD) 9.00 Keeping 

Up with the Kardashians 

10.00 Total Divas (HD) 11.00 
News (HD) 12.00m't House 
ofDVF(HD) 1.00am Girls 
of the Playboy Mansion 
1.30 Teleshopping 2.30 
News (HD) 4.30-5.00am 
Celebrity Style Story (HD) 


HORROR 


SKY 167, +i 195, VIRG 172, +i 173 
F'VIEW 37, +i 38 
6.00am Highlights 9.00 Total 
Fishing with Matt Hayes 10.00 
Salvage Hunters 11.00 
Wheeler Dealers 12.00noon 
Chop Shop: London Garage 
1.00pm Destroyed in Seconds 

2.00 American Chopper 

3.00 Hitler’s Henchmen 4.00 
World War Two: The Complete 
History 5.00 The Garage 

6.00 Wheeler Dealers 7.00 
Salvage Hunters 8.00 All Star 
Dealers 9.00 Wheeler Dealers 

10.00 American Chopper: 

Senior Versus Junior 11.00 
How It’s Made 1.00am FBI 
Case Files 2.00 Tommy’s Fix 
Your House for Free? 3.00 
The New Yankee Workshop 

4.00 Wheeler Dealers 
4.30-6.00am Cash Cab US 


SKY 3D 


SKY 170 

7.00pm Building the Brand 
8.00 Mighty Meerkats 9.00 
Nature's Greatest Journey - 
The Wildebeest Migration 
3D: The perilous journey 
by the antelope across 
the Serengeti in Africa. 

10.00 FILM A Very Harold & 
Kumar Christmas: Comedy 
sequel starring John Cho and 
Kal Penn. Harold and Kumar 
reunite on Christmas Eve 
after years apart and are 
faced with the mission of 
finding the perfect Christmas 
tree. (2011, 18, 89min) ★★★ 

11.30 From the Basement: 

A performance by Red Hot 
Chili Peppers. 12.30am 
Super League Gold 12.45- 
1.00am Best of Sky 3D 


SKY 319, +i 320, VIRG 149, +i 202 
F'SAT 138, +i 139 
9.00am Star Trek: The Next 
Generation 10.00 Doctor 
Who 11.00 Horror Highlights 
11.10 FILM Snow Beast 
(2011, 12) ★★ 1.00pm Horror 
Highlights 1.10 Tales from the 
Darkside 1.40 Incredible Hulk 
2.40 Doctor Who 3.50 FILM 
Solar Attack (2005, PG) ★★ 
5.40 Horror Highlights 5.50 
Star Trek: The Next Generation 
(Series 2) 6.50 Incredible Hulk 
7.50 Doctor Who 8.50 Horror 
Highlights 9.00 Hammer 
House of Horror 10.05 FILM 
Forget Me Not (2009, 15) ★★ 
12.10am FILM Holocaust 
2000 (1977, 15) ★2.10 FILM 
Elevator (2011, 15) ★★★ 3.45 
Tales from the Darkside 4.15- 
4.30am Horror Highlights 


LIFETIME 


SKY HD 156/236, +i 197, VIRG 242 

7.00am Highlights 10.00 
Hardcore Pawn (HD) 11.00 
Pawn Stars (HD) 12.00noon 
Storage Wars (HD) 12.30pm 
Storage Wars: New York (HD) 

1.00 The Baby Wait (HD) 

2.00 Pregnant & Dating (HD) 

3.00 The Real Housewives of 
Miami (HD) 4.00 Dance 
Moms (HD) 5.00 Flipping 
Vegas (HD) 6.00 The Real 
Housewives of Miami (HD) 

7.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 

8.00 Little Women: LA (HD) 

9.00 FILM A Country 
Christmas Story: Musical. 
(HD) (2013, PG, 105min) 
★★★ 10.45 FILM Flowers 
in the Attic: Drama. (HD) 
(2014, 12, 86min) ★★ 
12.30am Dance Moms (HD) 
1.30-4.00am Highlights 


SONY TV 


SKY 157, +i 181, VIRGIN 193 

7.00am The Guardian 9.00 
Crossing Jordan 10.00 
Ghost Hunters International 
12.00noon Hustle 2.00pm 
FILM Christmas in the Clouds: 
Comedy starring Timothy 
Vahle and Mariana Tosca. 
(2001, PG, 95min) ★★★ 

4.00 Ghost Hunters 
International: Double bill. 
6.00 Crossing Jordan 7.00 
Hustle: Danny takes on a 
protege. 8.00 Guest stars 
Fay Ripley. (Series 2) 9.00 
Jane Eyre: Double bill. 

11.10 Hot in Cleveland: Double 
bill of the sitcom. (Series 4) 
12.00m't The Tudors 
1.05am Community 1.35 
Jane Eyre: Double bill. 3.50- 
4.00am Behind the Screens 


SKY HD 125/234, +i SKY 154, 
VIR 167, HD 168, +i VIR 169 

6.00am Highlights 12.00noon 
Say Yes to the Dress: The 12 
Dresses of Christmas (HD) 

I. 00pm Say Yes to the 
Dress (HD) 2.00 Randy’s 
Wedding Rescue (HD) 

3.00-6.00 Say Yes to the 
Dress (HD) 6.00 Long Island 
Medium (HD) 7.00 Say Yes to 
the Dress: Atlanta (HD) 8.00 
Extreme Beauty Disasters (HD) 
9.00 Outrageous 911 NEW 
EDITION (HD) 9.30 
Outrageous 911 SERIES 
FINALE (HD) 10.00 NEW 
Santa Sent Me to the ER (HD) 

II. 00 Sex Sent Me to the ER 
NEW EDITION (HD) 12.00m't 
Extreme Beauty Disasters 
(HD) 1.00am Outrageous 911 
(HD) 2.00-6.00am Highlights 


(3D) Simulcast in 3D 


TV&Satellite Week 89 


Thursday 






























Thursday 


THURSDAY 


Films 



SKY FAMILY 


SKY 306 

HD 306/333 


VIRGIN 406 

HD 436 


SKYACTION/ADVENTURE 


SKY 307 

HD 307/334 


VIRGIN 407 

HD 437 


SKY COMEDY 


SKY 308 

HD 308/335 


VIRGIN 408 

HD 438 


6.00am Khumba 7.45 Coming 
Home for Christmas 9.30 Jack 
the Giant Slayer Special 9.45 Her 
12.00noon Khumba 1.30pm The 
Book Thief As 8.00pm. 3.45 
Gravity: Sky Movies Special 
4.15 Coming Home for Christmas 
Family drama. (S) (2013, U, 83min) 
★★ 6.00 A New York Winter's 
Tale Romantic fantasy starring 
Colin Farrell and Jessica Brown 
Findlay. (S) (2014, 12, 118min) ★★ 


6.00am Aladdin 7.35 Toy Story 2 
9.10 Finding Nemo 10.55 Santa 
Paws 2: The Santa Pups 
12.25pm Stitch! The Movie 1.30 
The Little Mermaid 3.00 Toy 
Story 2 Animated sequel. (S) 
(1999, U, 92min) ★★★★★ 

4.35 Finding Nemo Animated 
adventure. (S) (2003, U, 104min) 
★★★★★ 6.20 The Santa Clause 
3: The Escape Clause Comedy 
fantasy. (S) (2006, U, 92min) ★★★ 


6.00am Contest 7.30 Daddy Day 
Care 9.05 Doctor Dolittle 10.35 
Turbo 12.15pm Hook As 8.00pm. 
2.40101 Dalmatians As 10.35pm. 

4.30 Daddy Day Care Family 
comedy starring Eddie Murphy and 
Jeff Garlin. (S) (2003, PG, 92min) 
★★★ 6.15 Turbo Animated 
comedy adventure with the voices 
of Ryan Reynolds, Paul Giamatti, 
Michael Pena and Luis Guzman. 

(S) (2013, U, 96min) ★★★ 


6.35am Resident Evil: Apocalypse 
8.15 Fire With Fire 9.55 Deep 
Blue Sea 11.50 The Guns of 
Navarone 2.30pm The Saint Spy 

caper. (S) (1997, 12, 116min) ★★★ 
4.35 The Last Samurai Epic action 
drama starring Tom Cruise and 
Ken Watanabe. (S) (2003, 15, 
154min) ★★★★ 7.15 Fire with 
Fire Revenge thriller starring Josh 
Duhamel, Bruce Willis and Rosario 
Dawson. (S) (2012, 15, 97min) ★★ 


6.30am The Nutty Professor 8.10 
The Dukes of Hazzard 10.00 Two 
Weeks Notice 11.45 When Harry 
Met Sally. 1.25pm About a Boy 

As 9.50pm. 3.10 The Man Comedy 
thriller (2005, 12, 83min) ★★★ 
4.35 The Nutty Professor Comedy 
starring Eddie Murphy. (S) (1996, 
12, 95min) ★★★ 6.15 Two Weeks 
Notice Romantic comedy starring 
Sandra Bullock and FHugh Grant. 

(S) (2002, 12, 101 min) ★★ 



8 


9 


8.00 The Book Thief World War 
Two drama starring Sophie 
Nelisse, Geoffrey Rush and 
Emily Watson. A girl growing 
up in Nazi Germany tries 
to save books from being 
burned, and provides a hiding 
place for a Jewish boy. (S) 
(2013, 12, 128min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••< LANG ••• 


10 


11 


10.15 Her Sci-fi drama starring 
Joaquin Phoenix and featuring 
the voice of Scarlett Johansson. 
A lonely man falls in love with 
the artificial intelligence on his 
computer. With Amy Adams. 

(S) (2013, 15, 126min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••< LANG ••• 


12.25am A New York Winter's Tale 

Romantic fantasy, as 6.00pm. 

2.40 Cheap Thrills Comedy thriller 
(S) (2013, 15, 86min) ★★★ 
4.15-6.00am Coming Home for 
Christmas As shown at 4.15pm. 

5 E! V 402 N 


8.00 Aladdin Animated fantasy 
with the voice of Robin 
Williams as the Genie. A magic 
lamp helps Aladdin fulfil his 
dreams of marrying a princess. 
(S) (1992, U, 90min) ★★★★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE •• LANG ••• 


9.40 Remember the Titans 

Fact-based sports drama 
starring Denzel Washington 
and Will Patton. In Alexandria, 
West Virginia, in 1971, a black 
high-school football coach 
fights prejudice when he takes 
charge of the team at a newly 
integrated high school. (S) 
(2000, PG, 113min) ★★★ 

SEX •••VIOLENCE »«#LANG9«» 

11.40 The Rookie Sports drama. 

(S) (2002, U, 128min) ★★ 

1.55am The Absent-Minded 
Professor Comedy fantasy. (S) 
(1961, U, 97min) ★★★★ 

3.45 Geri's Game Animation. 

3.55 The Ballad of Nessie Animation. 
4.05-6.00am Babes in Toyland 
Fantasy. (S) (1961, U, 105min) ★ 


8.00 Hook Steven Spielberg's 
fantasy adventure based on 
JM Barrie's Peter Pan, starring 
Robin Williams and Dustin 
Hoffman. A middle-aged Peter 
Pan has to rediscover his 
former self to save his children 
from his old enemy, Captain 
Hook. With Julia Roberts. (S) 
(1991, U, 140min) ★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE •• LANG ••• 


10.35101 Dalmatians 

Live-action adaptation of the 
classic children's novel. (S) 
(1996, U, 102min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.30am Miracle on 34th Street 

Classic Christmas fantasy. (S) 

(1947 b/w, U, 93min) ★★★★★ 

2.15 Contest Family drama. (S) 

(2013, PG, 87min) ★★ 

4.00 Doctor Dolittle Family comedy. 

(S) (1998, PG, 85min) ★★★ 
5.40-6.00am Jack the Giant Slayer 
Special Behind the scenes. 


Fire with Fire 

(film started at 7.15pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


9.00 Con Air Action thriller 
starring Nicolas Cage, John 
Cusack and John Malkovich. 

A group of America's deadliest 
criminals hijacks a transport 
plane. With Steve Buscemi. 

(S) (1997 18, 115min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


11.00 Batman Begins Dark 
comic-book thriller tracing 
the origins of Batman, starring 
Christian Bale and Liam Neeson. 
(S) (2005, 12, 140min) ★★★★★ 
1.30am Deep Blue Sea Shark 
thriller starring Thomas Jane. (S) 
(1999, 15, 105min) ★ 

3.30-6.10am The Guns of 
Navarone World War Two 
adventure starring Gregory Peck. 
(1961, PG, 150min) ★★★★ 


8.00 Almost Christmas 

Comedy drama starring Paul 
Giamatti and Paul Rudd. 

A reformed convict reluctantly 
goes into business with his 
ex-wife's new lover to sell 
Christmas trees in New York. 
(S) (2013, 15, 107min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••€) LANG ••• 


9.50 About a Boy Comedy 
drama starring Hugh Grant as a 
hedonistic 38-year-old man 
who reluctantly becomes 
involved in the lives of a socially 
inept 12-year-old boy. (S) 
(2002, 12, 101 min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.35 This Is 40 Judd Apatow's 
comedy. (2012, 15, 136min) ★★★ 
1.55am Idiocracy Satirical comedy. 

(S) (2006, 15, 84min) ★★ 

3.25 A Very Harold & Kumar 
Christmas Comedy sequel. (S) 
(2011, 18, 89min) ★★★ 

5.00-6.55am Arthur 2: On the 
Rocks Comedy starring Dudley 
Moore. (S) (1988, PG, 113min) ★★ 



6.25am The Good Witch's Wonder 
8.05 Hitchcock As 2 00pm 9.45 
The Conjuring As 5.55pm. 11.50 
Jaws As shown at 8.00pm. 

2.00pm Hitchcock Biopic starring 
Anthony Hopkins and Helen Mirren. 
(S) (2012, 12, 94min) ★★★ 

3.45 Oblivion As shown at 10.10pm. 
5.55 The Conjuring Horror chiller 
starring Vera Farmiga and Patrick 
Wilson. (S) (2013, 15, 112min) ★★★ 



6.00am The World's End Special 

6.30 Rooster Cogburn 8.30 
Legends of the Fall 10.45 Thelma 
& Louise 1.00pm World War Z: 
Extended Version As 8.00pm. 
3.05 Pain & Gain: Sky Movies 
Special 3.25 Legends of the Fall 
Period drama. (S) (1994, 15, 
133min) ★★★ 5.45 Thelma & 
Louise Controversial road movie. 

(S) (1991, 15, 130min) ★★★★★ 



6.45am Black Patch 8.20 Tarzan 
and the Trappers 9.50 Solomon 
and Sheba 12.40pm Taras Bulba 

Historical epic. (1962, U, 124min) 
★★ 3.00 Gunmen from Laredo 
Western. (1959, 12, 67min) ★★ 

4.25 Cheyenne Autumn John Ford 
Western about a tribe's trek from a 
reservation back to its homelands. 
Stars Richard Widmark and Carroll 
Baker. (1964, U, 170min) ★★★ 



(Known as Movie Mix on Freeview) 


9.00am The National Tree 10.50 
Behind the Screens 11.00 Santa's 
Summer House 1.00pm The 
Elf Who Didn't Believe 3.00 
Greyfriars Bobby Family drama. 
(2005, PG, 105min) ★★★ 

5.10 My Dog the Champion Family 
drama. (2013, U, 83min) 6.55 
A Christmas Tree Miracle Family 
drama. (2013, U, 102min) ★★ 



7.00am Three Wise Women 9.00 
The Year Without a Santa Claus 

11.00 A Christmas Romance 
1.00pm A Recipe for a Perfect 
Christmas Comedy with Christine 
Baranski. (2005, PG, 120min) ★★ 
3.00 Meet the Santas Festive drama 
starring Steve Guttenberg. (2005, 

U, 85min) ★★ 5.00 Stealing 
Christmas Comedy starring Tony 
Danza. (2003, PG, 85min) ★★ 


8.00 Jaws Steven Spielberg's thriller 
starring Roy Scheider, Robert Shaw 
and Richard Dreyfuss. A killer 
shark terrorises an idyllic beach 
resort on America's east coast. 

(S) (1975, 12, 125min) ★★★★★ 
10.10 Oblivion Epic sci-fi adventure 
starring Tom Cruise, Olga Kurylenko 
and Andrea Riseborough. (S) 

(2013, 12, 124min) ★★★★ 
12.20am Cold Comes the Night 
Thriller (S) (2013, 15, 88min) ★★★ 
1.55 Best Man Down Comedy 
drama. (S) (2012, 12, 86min) ★★ 

3.30 New Year's Eve Comedy 
drama. (S) (2011, 12, 117min) ★★ 

5.30-7.1 5am The Good Witch's 
Wonder Drama starring Catherine 
Bell. (S) (2014, PG, 90min) ★★ 


8.00 World War Z: Extended 
Version Alternate version of the 
action thriller starring Brad Pitt. 

(S) (2013, 15, 123min) ★★★★ 
10.05 Se7en Dark thriller starring 
Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman. 

A veteran homicide detective and 
his young partner pursue a serial 
killer who is selecting his victims 
according to the Seven Deadly Sins. 
(S) (1995, 18, 127min) ★★★★ 
12.15am The Counselor: Extended 
Cut Ridley Scott's violent thriller (S) 
(2013, 18, 132min) ★★★★ 

2.35 Do the Right Thing Spike Lee's 
controversial comedy drama. 

(1989, 18, 120min) ★★★★★ 
4.35-6.25am Rooster Cogburn 
Western. (1975, U, 108min) ★★★ 


7.25 The Forty-Niners Western 
with Bill Elliott and Harry Morgan. 
(1954, b/w, PG, 71 min) ★★ 

9.00 Year of the Dragon Thriller 
with Mickey Rourke as a New York 
cop determined to bring down a 
Chinatown crime lord. With John 
Lone. (1985, 18, 136min) ★★★ 

11.30 Menace II Society Crime 
drama. (1993, 18, 97min) ★★★★ 
1.25am Year of the Dragon 
Thriller; as shownn at 9.00pm. 

3.40 Great Moments In Opera 
From The Ed Sullivan Show: Vol 1 
4.45 Off Set With Ben Miller 

5.00-6.20am Gunmen from 
Laredo Western, as 3.00pm. 


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9.00 Rampart Police drama starring 
Woody Harrelson. In 1999 Los 
Angeles, a veteran cop's chaotic 
private life begins to unravel as he 
comes under investigation for 
beating up a motorist. With Robin 
Wright. (2011, 15, 103min) ★★★★ 

11.05 Armored Heist thriller starring 
Columbus Short and Matt Dillon. 

A security guard attempts to pull 
himself out of a financial quagmire 
by getting involved in the fake 
hijacking of two armoured trucks. 
(2009, 12, 88min) ★★★ 

12.55am Sony Movie News Extra 

1.05 Against All Odds Thriller with 
Jeff Bridges. (1984, 18, 116min) ★★ 

3.30-6.00am Revolution Drama with 
Al Pacino. (1985, PG,123min)^ 


7.00 The Christmas Blessing 

Festive drama starring Neil Patrick 
Harris. (2005, PG, 96min) ★★ 

9.00 The Christmas Gift Seasonal 
drama starring John Denver as a 
widowed architect who discovers 
that the spirit of Christmas is alive 
and well in a small Colorado town. 
(1986, U, 97min) ★★ 

11.00 A Song for the Season 
Romantic drama starring Naomi 
Judd. (1999, U, 90min) ★★ 

1.00am The Christmas Pageant 
Comedy. (2011, U, 120min) ★★★ 

3.00 A Christmas Visitor Festive 
drama. (2002, PG, lOOmin) ★★ 

5.00-7.00am A Holiday for Love 
Romantic drama starring Tim 
Matheson. (1996, U, 90min) ★★ 


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7.10am Derailed 9.10 Ripley's 
Game 11.15 The Fast and the 
Furious: Tokyo Drift 1.05pm Lone 
Survivor As shown at 9.00pm. 

3.10 Blood Work Crime thriller 
(2002, 15, 108min) ★★★ 

5.10 Children of Men Sci-fi thriller 
starring Clive Owen. (S) (2006, 15, 
109min) ★★★★★ 7.10 The Fast 
and the Furious: Tokyo Drift 
Motor racing thriller with Lucas 
Black. (S) (2006, 12, 104min) ★★ 


6.00am Let It Snow 7.35 Grumpy 
Old Men 9.25 Christmas in 
Wonderland 11.10 Let It Snow 
12.45pm Miracle on 34th Street 
2.45 Grumpy Old Men Comedy. (S) 
(1993, 12, lOOmin) ★★★ 4.30 
Bad Santa As 10.00pm. 6.15 
National Lampoon's Christmas 
Vacation Festive comedy starring 
Chevy Chase, Beverly DAngelo, 
Randy Quaid and Juliette Lewis. 

(S) (1989, PG, 103min) ★ 


6.00am Wolf 8.10 Sphere 10.30 
R.I.P.D 12.15pm Underworld 
As 9 00pm 2.30 The Top Ten 
Show 2.45 Wolf Werewolf drama. 
(S) (1994, 15, 125min) ★★★★ 
4.55 Sphere Sci-fi adventure based 
on Michael Crichton’s novel, starring 
Dustin Hoffman, Sharon Stone and 
Samuel L Jackson. (S) (1998, 12, 
134min) ★★ 7.15 R.I.P.D Action 
comedy fantasy starring Jeff 
Bridges. (S) (2013, 12, 96min) ★★ 


6.00am McCabe and Mrs Miller 
8.05 Grosse Pointe Blank 9.55 
The Man Who Wasn't There 
11.55 Labor Day 1.55pm Rebel 
Without a Cause Classic drama. 

(S) (1955, PG, 111 min) ★★★★★ 
3.50 Cinderella Man Boxing biopic 
starring Russell Crowe. (S) (2005, 
12, 144min) ★★★★ 6.20 The 
Sessions Fact-based drama 
starring John Hawkes and Helen 
Hunt. (S) (2012, 15, 93min) ★★★★ 


■ (HD) denotes HD on Sky or Virgin 

■ Films start at 11.00am 

11.00am Ride the High Country 
12.50pm Hombre 3.05 
Shenandoah Western drama. 

(S) (1965, PG, 101 min) ★★★★ 

5.15 A Challenge for Robin Hood 
Adventure. (S) (1967, U, 96min) 
★★ 7.10 Addams Family Values 
Ghoulish black comedy sequel. 

(S) (1993, PG, 92min) ★★★★ 



The Fast and the Furious: 
Tokyo Drift 

(film started at 7.10pm) 

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9.00 Lone Survivor Fact-based 
war drama starring Mark 
Wahlberg. Four soldiers face a 
battle for survival while on a 
mission to eliminate a terrorist 
leader in Afghanistan. With 
Taylor Kitsch, Emile Hirsch, 

Ben Foster and Eric Bana. (S) 
(2013, 15, 118min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


11.05 Falling Down Controversial 
drama starring Michael Dougas. 

(S) (1993, 18, 115min) ★★★★ 

1.05am Things to Do in Denver 
When You're Dead Offbeat thriller. 
(S) (1995, 18, 115min) ★★★★ 

3.05 Fear Thriller starring Mark 
Wahlberg. (1996, 18, 96min) ★★★ 

4.50-6.30am Loss of Faith Drama. 
(S) (1997 PG, 89min) ★★ 


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9.00am Gentle Ben - Black Gold 
10.50 Hanover Street 1.00pm 
3 Day Christmas Comedy. (2012, 

U, 78min) ★★ 2.50 Scrooge - 
A Christmas Carol Vintage tale. 
(1951, U, 86min) ★★★★★ 

4.40 A Christmas Tree Miracle 
Festive drama. (2013, U, 102 min) 
★★ 6.50 Extraordinary Measures 
Medical drama starring Brendan 
Fraser (2010, PG, 104min) ★★★ 

9.00 Identity Mystery thriller starring 
John Cusack, Ray Liotta and 
Amanda Peet. A fierce rainstorm 
strands ten strangers in a remote 
and desolate motel. Then they 
begin to die, one by one. With 
Alfred Molina and John Hawkes. 
(2003, 15, 90min) ★★★ 

10.50 White Mischief Fact-based 
drama about the murder of the Earl 
of Errol I in wartime colonial Kenya, 
starring Greta Scacchi, Charles 
Dance, Joss Ackland and John 
Hurt. (1987, 18, 107min) ★★★ 
1.05-3.00am Rapid Fire Fact-based 
crime drama starring Jason Gedrick. 
(2005, 15, 115min) ★★ 


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8.00 Miracle on 34th Street 

Remake of the classic 
Christmas fantasy, starring 
Richard Attenborough as a 
New York department store 
Santa Claus who convinces a 
sceptical young girl that he 
really is Santa. With Elizabeth 
Perkins and Dylan McDermott. 
(S) (1994, U, 114min) ★★★★ 

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10.00 Bad Santa Black comedy 
starring Billy Bob Thornton as a 
foul-mouthed department 
store Santa whose seasonal job 
is a cover for his true vocation 
as a safecracker With Tony Cox. 
(S) (2003, 15, 91 min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.45 Black Christmas Slasher 
thriller (S) (2006, 15, 84min) ★ 
1.15am National Lampoon's 
Christmas Vacation As 6.15 pm. 

3.00 Holiday Inn Musical comedy. 

(S) (1942, b/w, U, 101 min) ★★★★ 

4.45-6.20am Home Alone: The 
Holiday Heist Children's comedy 
sequel. (S) (2012, PG, 87min) ★★ 


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7.00am Christmas on the Bayou 

9.00 Another Christmas Kiss 

11.00 The Man Who Saved 
Christmas 1.00pm The Greatest 
Christmas Party Ever Festive 
drama. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★ 

3.00 Christmas Mix Romantic 
comedy starring Haylie Duff. (2014, 
PG, 90min) ★★ 5.00 12 Wishes 
of Christmas Festive fantasy 
drama. (2011, U, 87min) ★★ 

7.00 All I Want for Christmas 

Festive fantasy starring Melissa 
Sagemiller. (2013, PG, 88min) ★★ 

9.00 The Christmas Parade 
Festive drama starring AnnaLynne 
McCord. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★ 

11.00 Christmas Song Festive family 
drama with Natasha Henstridge 
and Gabriel Hogan. After a school 
merger, two teachers fight for their 
jobs via a televised Christmas carol 
contest. (2012, PG, 120min) ★★ 

1.00am Christmas Oranges Festive 
drama starring Bailee Michelle 
Johnson. (2012, PG, 120min) ★★ 
3.00-5.00am Mandie and the 
Forgotten Christmas Mystery 
sequel starring Kelly Washington. 
(2011, PG, 107min) ★★ 


R.I.P.D 

(film started at 7.15pm) 

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9.00 Underworld Action horror 
starring Kate Beckinsale and 
Scott Speed man. A vampire 
must prevent a pack of violent 
werewolves from kidnapping a 
human doctor. With Bill Nighy. 
(S) (2003,15,121 min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


11.15 Underworld: Evolution Action 
horror. (2005, 18, 106min) ★★ 

1.15am The Hills Have Eyes Remake 
of Wes Craven's horror classic. 

(S) (2006, 18, 107min) ★★★ 

3.15 The Hills Have Eyes II Horror 
thriller. (S) (2007 18, 89min) ★★ 

5.00 Interstellar: Nolan's Odyssey 

5.30-6.00am The Amazing 
Spider-Man 2 Special 


8.00 Labor Day Drama starring 
Kate Winslet and Josh Brolin. 

A single mother suffering from 
ression and her teenage son 
offer shelter to a stranger they 
discover is an escaped convict. 
With Gattlin Griffith. 

(S) (2013, 12, 111 min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••<§ LANG ••• 


10.00 The Beach Exotic drama 
starring Leonardo DiCaprio and 
Tilda Swinton. An American 
backpacker in Thailand 
discovers an idyllic beach 
community on a secret island. 
(S) (2000, 15, 118min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


12.00m't Goodfellas Martin 
Scorsese's gangster drama. (S) 
(1990, 18, 143min) ★★★★★ 
2.30am Cherry Adult drama. (S) 
(2012, 18, 97min) ★★ 

4.1 5-6.1 Oam Rebel Without a 
Cause As shown at 1.55pm. 


Addams Family Values 

(film started at 7.10pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


9.00 The Eagle Action 
adventure based on the novel 
The Eagle of the Ninth by 
Rosemary Sutcliff, starring 
Channing Tatum and Jamie 
Bell. In 2nd-century Britain, a 
Roman centurion and a British 
slave venture on a mission 
north of Hadrian’s wall. (S) 
(2011, 12, 113min) ★★★ 

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11.15 Stop-Loss Military drama 
starring Ryan Phillippe, Abbie 
Cornish and Channing Tatum. 

(S) (2007 15, 112min) ★★ 
1.25-4.00am The Girl Who Played 
With Fire Swedish crime thriller 
Subtitled. (2009, 15, 124min) ★★★ 


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2.00pm Mrs Miracle 2: Miracle in 
Manhattan Channel 5 Festive family 
drama starring Doris Roberts. ★★ 
2.00pm Christmas in the Clouds 
SonyTV Comedy starring Timothy 
Vahle and Mariana Tosca. ★★★ 
2.00pm Grimm's Snow White Syfy 
Fantasy adventure starring Eliza 
Bennet and Jane March. (HD) ★ 
3.45pm Will You Merry Me? 
Channel 5 Seasonal comedy 
starring Tommy Lioutas. (HD) ★★ 
3.50pm Solar Attack Horror Channel 
Disaster thriller starring Mark 
Dacascos and Joanne Kelly. ★★ 
5.00pm Hannah Montana: The 
Movie Disney Teen musical comedy 
spin-off from the TV show, 
starring Miley Cyrus. (HD) ★★★ 


EVENING (7-llpm) 


8.00pm The Mistle-Tones BBC3 
Christmas musical romance starring 
Tia Mowry-Hardrict. (HD) ★★★ 
8.00pm Transformers: Revenge of 
the Fallen E4 Blockbuster sci-fi 
action adventure sequel starring 
Shia LaBeouf. (HD) ★★★ 

8.00pm Norbit Comedy Central 
Comedy starring Eddie Murphy. ★★ 
9.00pm Hard Target ITV4 Action 
thriller starring Jean-Claude 
Van Damme. (HD) ★★★ 

9.00pm The Forbidden Kingdom 
5+ Martial arts fantasy adventure 
starring Jackie Chan. ★★★★ 
9.00pm A Country Christmas Story 
Lifetime Musical. (HD) ★★★ 

1 0.00pm Alien Resurrection Skyl 
Sci-fi horror starring Sigourney 
Weaver and Winona Ryder. ★★★★ 

1 0.05pm Forget Me Not Horror 
Channel Horror starring Carly 
Schroeder and Cody Linley. ★★ 

1 0.45pm Flowers in the Attic 
Lifetime Drama starring Heather 
Graham and Ellen Burstyn. (HD) ★★ 


1 1 .05pm American Pie Presents 
The Naked Mile ITV2 Raunchy 
comedy sequel starring John 
White and Jessy Schram. (HD) ★ 

1 2.1 Oam Holocaust 2000 Horror 
Channel Horror thriller. ★ 

2.00am The Killing Machine Syfy 
Action adventure starring Dolph 
Lundgren, Samantha Ferris and 
Stefanie Von Pfetten. (HD) ★★ 

2.1 Oam Elevator Horror Channel 
Thriller starring Christopher Backus, 
Anita Briem and John Getz. ★★★ 

4.00am Super Eruption Syfy 
Disaster thriller starring Richard 
Burgi and Juliet Aubrey. (HD)-*-* 


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VIRGIN 504 
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SKY SPORTS 4 


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VIRGIN 505 
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6.00am Football League 
Gold (HD) 6.15 Football 
Gold 6.30 Football League 
Gold (HD) 7.00 WWE 
- Experience (HD) 8.00 
LIVE Big Bash Cricket: 
Adelaide Strikers v 
Melbourne Stars. (HD) 
12.00noon Capital One 
Cup Football (HD) 1.00pm 
Barclays Premier League 
Legends (HD) 1.30 Premier 
League 100 Club (HD) 2.30 
Barclays Premier League 
Legends (HD) 3.00 Capital 
One Cup Football (HD) 

4.00 Premier League 100 
Club (HD) 4.30 Barclays 
Premier League Legends 
(HD) 5.00 Capital One Cup 
Football (HD) 6.00 Ringside 
(HD) 7.00 Sporting Rivalries 
(HD) 7.30 Barclays Premier 
League World 8.00 Capital 
One Cup Football (HD) 

9.00 Ringside (HD) 10.00 
Premier League 100 Club 
(HD) 10.30 Barclays 
Premier League World 

11.00 Capital One Cup 
Football (HD) 12.00m't 
Ringside (HD) 1.00am 
Premier League 100 Club 
(HD) 2.00 Barclays 
Premier League World 
2.30 Sporting Greats 

3.00 Ringside (HD) 4.00 
Capital One Cup Football 
(HD) 5.00 Premier League 
100 Club (HD) 5.30- 
6.00am Barclays Premier 
League Legends (HD) 


6.00am Cricket Classics 
7.00 Sporting Greats 7.30 
Sporting Heroes: Gary 
Newbon Interviews Joel 
Garner (HD) 8.25 LIVE 
Test Cricket: South Africa v 
West Indies: Coverage of 
day two of the opening 
Test in the three-match 
series, held at SuperSport 
Park in Centurion. (HD) 

4.00pm Big Bash Cricket 

Adelaide Strikers v 
Melbourne Stars: Action 
from the Adelaide Oval. (HD) 

8.00 Test Cricket Adelaide 
Strikers v Melbourne 
Stars: Highlights of the 
opening fixture of the 
round-robin stage, held at 
the Adelaide Oval. (HD) 

9.00 Sporting Heroes: 

Gary Newbon Interviews 
Sir Everton Weekes 

An interview with the 
former cricketer. (HD) 

10.00 NFL - A Football Life 

Profile of former linebacker 
Chris Spielman. (HD) 

11.00 NFL Network 
Pre-Game Show A preview 
of tonight's contest. (HD) 

1.25am LIVE NFL: 

Jacksonvil le Jaguars v 
Tennessee Titans: Coverage 
of the AFC South match at 
EverBank Field. Kick-off is 
at 1.25. (HD) 4.30-6.00am 
Sporting Rivalries (HD) 


6.00-1 1.00am Darts World 
Championship Years 
11.00 Darts Gold (HD) 

11.30am-4.30pm Darts 
World Championship 
Years Back-to-back 
editions looking back at 
PDC World Championship 
finals from 1994 to 2013. 

4.30 Darts Gold A look 
back at some thrilling 
finals from 2014. (HD) 

5.00 Darts Gold Phil Taylor 
v Eric Bristow from 1997. 

6.00 World Darts 
Championship A look 
ahead to this year's 
PDC tournament. (HD) 

7.00 LIVE World Darts 
Championship Coverage 
of the opening night from 
the Alexandra Palace in 
London, which is set to 
feature one contest in the 
preliminary round and four 
first-round clashes. (HD) 

12.00m't Legends of Darts: 
A profile of Eric Bristow. 
12.15am Legends of Darts: 
A profile of Jocky Wilson. 
12.30 Darts Gold: Phil 
Taylor v Michael van 
Gerwen. 12.45 Darts Gold: 
Phil Taylor v Wayne Mardle. 
1.00-6.00am World Darts 
Championship: Action from 
the opening night of 
matches at the Alexandra 
Palace in London. (HD) 


6.00am Shell's Wonderful 
World of Golf 8.00 
Sporting Greats 8.30 PGA 
Tour Classic (HD) 10.30 
Sporting Greats (HD) 

11.00 Racing News (HD) 
11.30 Sporting Greats 

12.00noon PGA Tour Classic 

The 2008 WGC-Accenture 
Matchplay Championship. 

1.00pm Sporting Greats 

The career of Jack Nicklaus. 

1.30 Shell's Wonderful 
World of Golf As 7.00pm. 

3.30 WWE From the Vault 

Double bill. (HD) 

4.00 WWE Vintage A look 
back at classic bouts. (HD) 

5.00 WWE -Raw Wrestling 
action from America. (HD) 

7.00 Shell's Wonderful 
World of Golf The 2002 
contest between Mark 
Calcavecchia and Fred 
Couples at the Preserve Golf 
Club in Monterey, California. 

9.00 Sporting Greats The 

career of Jack Nicklaus. 

9.30 Sporting Greats The 

career of Gary Player. (HD) 

10.00 WWE - Late Night 

- Raw Wrestling action 
from America. (HD) 

12.00m't WWE - NXT (HD) 
1.00am Big Bash Cricket 
(HD) 4.30 Sporting Greats 

5.00-6.00am WWE 

From the Vault (HD) 


6.00am Highlights 11.00 
Football's Greatest Teams (HD) 

11.30 Football's Greatest 
Players (HD) 12.00noon 
Football's Greatest 
International Teams (HD) 

1.00 Sky Sports Today (HD) 

2.00 Football's Greatest 
International Teams (HD) 2.30 
Football's Greatest Players 
(HD) 4.30 Football's Greatest 
International Teams (HD) 

5.30 Football's Greatest Teams 
(HD) 6.00 News HQ at 6 (HD) 

7.00 Football's Greatest 
International Teams (HD) 7.30 
Football's Greatest Managers 

8.00 0ne2 Eleven (HD) 8.15 
Spanish Football Gold (HD) 

8.30 Football's Greatest 
International Teams (HD) 9.30 
Football's Greatest Teams (HD) 

10.00 0ne2 Eleven (HD) 

10.15 Spanish Football Gold 
(HD) 10.30 Football's Greatest 
International Teams (HD) 

11.30 Football's Greatest Teams 
(HD) 12.00m't Football's 
Greatest International Teams 
(HD) 12.30am Football's 
Greatest Teams (HD) 1.00 
Football's Greatest Managers 

1.30 Football's Greatest 
Players (HD) 2.00 Football's 
Greatest Teams (HD) 2.30 
Football's Greatest International 
Teams (HD) 3.00 Football’s 
Greatest Teams (HD) 3.30 
Football’s Greatest Managers 

4.00 Football's Greatest 
Players (HD) 4.30 Football's 
Greatest Teams (HD) 5.00 
Football's Greatest International 
Teams (HD) 5.30-6.00am 
Football's Greatest Teams (HD) 


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7.35am Snooker (HD) 

8.45 Ski Jumping (HD) 

9.45 Figure Skating (HD) 
11.00 LIVE Alpine Skiing: 
Coverage of the World Cup 
meeting from Val Gardena- 
Groeden in Italy (HD) 

12.30pm Biathlon World Cup 
action from Austria. (HD) 

1.15 LIVE Biathlon The 

World Cup meeting from 
Pokljuka in Slovenia. (HD) 

2.30 Alpine Skiing World 
Cup action in Val Gardena- 
Groeden, Italy. (HD) 

3.30 Alpine Skiing The 

World Cup meeting from 
Courchevel in France. (HD) 

4.30 Trail Running: 

Outrun the Sun Two teams 
set out to circumnavigate 
Mont Blanc. (HD) 

5.30 Triathlon The Castle 
Howard Triathlon. (HD) 

6.00 WATTS Highlights. 

6.30 Eurosport Top Ten 

7.00 Figure Skating Action 
from the Grand Prix of 
Figure Skating Final. (HD) 

9.00 LIVE Olympia Horse 
Show The third day of the 
event from the Olympia 
Grand Hall in London. 

10.15 Biathlon World Cup 
action from Slovenia. (HD) 

11.15 Eurosport Top Ten 
11.45pm-12.30am WATTS 


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6.00am Game of the Week 
(HD) 6.30 Serie A Review 
(HD) 7.00 SportsHUB (HD) 
7.15 Last Week, This Week 
(HD) 7.45 Premier League 
World (HD) 8.15 Baker & 
Kelly's VSPO (HD) 9.15 World 
of Football (HD) 9.45 Last 
Week, This Week (HD) 10.00 
SportsHUB (HD) 10.15 FA Cup 
(HD) 11.45 SportsHUB (HD) 

12.00noon Serie A Review (HD) 
12.30pm Rugby Tonight (HD) 

2.00 Premier League World 
(HD) 2.30 Last Week, This 
Week (HD) 3.00 French 
League Cup (HD) 4.30 
Bundesliga Review (HD) 

5.30 Football Tonight 
(HD) 6.00 LIVE Serie A: 
Cagliari vJuventus: Kick-off 
is at 6.00. (HD) 8.00 LIVE 
Serie A: Napoli v Parma: 
Kick-off is at 8.00. (HD) 

10.00 SportsHUB (HD) 10.15 
Bundesliga Review (HD) 11.15 
French Ligue 1 Preview (HD) 
11.45 Rugby Tonight Extra 
(HD) 12.15am SportsHUB 
(HD) 12.30 NBA Action (HD) 

1.00 LIVE NBA: Chicago Bulls 
v New York Knicks: Tip-off is at 
TOO (HD) 3.30-6.00am LIVE 
NBA: Golden State Warriors v 
Oklahoma City Thunder: 

Tip-off is at 3.30. (HD) 


6.00am 30 for 30 (HD) 7.30 
Bundesliga (HD) 9.00 
Bundesliga (HD) 10.30 
Boxing Tonight (HD) 

11.30 30 for 30 (HD) 

I. 00pm Bundesliga Action 
from TSG Hoffenheim v 
Bayer Leverkusen. (HD) 

2.30 FA Cup Action from a 
second-round replay. (HD) 

4.00 Baker & Kelly's VSPO 
Interactive football show. (HD) 

5.00 NBA Action (HD) 

5.30 Road to Rio (HD) 

6.00 World Wide Sports (HD) 

6.30 World of Tennis (HD) 

7.00 Rugby Tonight Extra 
Recent action from 

the Premiership. (HD) 

7.30 NBA Brooklyn Nets v 
Toronto Raptors. (HD) 

9.30 Fighting with Peace 
with Louise Hazel A look 
at the work of Fight for 
Peace in South Africa. (HD) 

10.00 Drift Allstars (HD) 

II. 00 UFC170 Ronda Rousey 
v Sara McMann. (HD) 

2.00am Bundesliga Review 
(HD) 3.00 French Ligue 1 
Preview (HD) 3.30 Boxing 
Tonight: Matt Korobov v Andy 
Lee. (HD) 4.30 Rugby Tonight 
Extra (HD) 5.00-6.00am 
Bundesliga Review (HD) 


6.00am College Football (HD) 
9.00 Euroleague Basketball 
Magazine (HD) 9.30 NBA 
Tonight (HD) 10.00 College 
Basketball (HD) 11.45 
College Basketball (HD) 

I. 30pm College Basketball 
NC State Wolf pack v 
Tennessee Volunteers. (HD) 

3.15 College Football 
Special - Bowl Mania 
Pundits discuss the Bowl 
Championship Series. (HD) 

5.45 College Basketball 
Cincinnati Bearcats v San 
Diego State Aztecs. (HD) 

7.30 NCAA Men's Soccer 
Championship A College 
Cup semi-final. (HD) 

10.30 NBA Action (HD) 

II. 00 NBA Tonight (HD) 

11.30 College Football Live 
Discussion show. (HD) 

12.00m't LIVE NCAA 
Championship Women's 
Volleyball: Coverage of the 
first semi-final. (HD) 2.00am 
College Football Special - 
Herbies Pre-Bowl Special 
2014 (HD) 2.30 LIVE NCAA 
Championship Women's 
Volleyball: Coverage of the 
second semi-final. (HD) 4.30 
College Football Live (HD) 
5.00-6.00am 30 for 30 (HD) 


6.00am Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series: The Pro Lite 
and Pro 2 disciplines from 
Lake Elsinore. 6.50 Lucas 
Oil Off Road Racing Series: 
The Pro 4 and Pro Buggy 
disciplines from Lake Elsinore. 
7.45 Auto Mundial 9.00 
NASCAR: Part one of a review 
of the 2014 Nationwide Series. 

12.10pm Asia Pacific Rally 
Championship Recent 
highlights from China. 

12.40 Night of the Jumps 
From Frankfurt in Germany. 

2.45 Race of Champions - 
Barbados A look back at the 
Race of Champions event. 

5.50 Race of Champions - 
Barbados The Nations Cup. 

9.00 Australasian Superbikes 
Highlights of round six from 
Sydney Motorsport Park. 

10.05 Australasian 
Supersport Round six from 
Sydney Motorsport Park. 

11.05 British Supermoto 
Championship Highlights 
of the final round of the 
season from Three Sisters. 

12.10am Trophee Andros: The 
second round of the season 
in Andorra. 1.15 International 
GT Open 4.10 Australasian 
Supersport 5.05-6.00am 
Australasian Superbikes 



6.00-1 0.00am The Home 
of Formula One 10.00 
Formula 1: The German 
Grand Prix: A re-run of the 
10th round of the season at 
the Hockenheimring. (HD) 
2.45pm Formula 1: The 
Hungarian Grand Prix: The 
11th round of the season 
from the Hungaroring. (HD) 
7.45 Formula 1: The Belgian 
Grand Prix: The 12th round of 
the season at the Circuit de 
Spa-Francorchamps. (HD) 
12.30am FI Classic Races: 

The 1986 Spanish Grand Prix. 
(HD) 1.15 Porsche Super 
Cup 1.30-6.00am The 
Home of Formula One 


SKY 411 

HD 411/443 


6.30am Alpine Skiing (HD) 7.30 
Cross-Country Skiing (HD) 

8.00 EuroCup Basketball 

9.00 EuroCup Basketball 

10.00 Ski Jumping (HD) 

11.00 Alpine Skiing (HD) 
12.00noon LIVE 

Snowboarding Coverage 
of the World Cup meeting 
from Montafon in Austria. 

I. 00pm Figure Skating 

3.00 Freestyle Motocross 

4.00 Motorcycling: Macau 

5.00 Isle of Man TT Action 
from the 2014 staging. (HD) 

7.00 TT Classic The career of 
TT legend Joey Dunlop. (HD) 

8.00 Le Mans 24 Hours Action 
from the 2014 race. (HD) 

9.00 Motorsport: Goodwood 
Revival Highlights of the 
event featuring classic cars 
and modern vehicles. (HD) 

10.00 Freestyle Motocross 
The final of the Night of the 
Jumps event in Hamburg. 

10.30 NFL: Monday Night 
Football Chicago Bears v 
New Orleans Saints. (HD) 

II. 30 NFL Round-Up (HD) 
12.30am EuroCup Basketball 

2.00 Figure Skating (HD) 

4.00 The EuroLeague 
Basketball Show 4.30- 
7.00am EuroCup Basketball 


LIVE SPORT 
ON OTHER 
CHANNELS 
TODAY 


12.15pm LIVE Raceday At The 

Races Today’s meetings at 
Towcester and Southwell. 

12.30pm LIVE Racing from 
Exeter Racing UK Coverage 
of this afternoon’s races. 


3.30pm LIVE Racing from 
Kempton Park Racing UK 

This evening's feature races. 

5.15pm LIVE Stateside At The 
Races Coverage from America. 

9.00pm LIVE Equestrian 


BBC Red Button Day three of 
the Olympia Horse Show at the 
Olympia Grand Hall in London. 

2.00am LIVE Australian Racing 

At The Races Coverage of a 
meeting Down Under. 


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Muppets Most Wanted 

Sky Premiere HD, 4. 30pm 5 8pm/ 

Sky Premiere+1, 5. 30pm 5 9pm 

Kermit is replaced by an evil double and 
sent to the gulag in an all-star caper 



Text Santa 

ITVHD, from 8pm/ITV+l, from 9pm 

Among the highlights of a evening of 
fundraising are George Clooney in 
Downton Abbey and a Corrie comedy 


The Graham Norton Show 

BBC1 HD, 10.35pm (Nl, 11.05pm) 

Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb 
stars Ben Stiller, Ricky Gervais and 
Rebel Wilson hit the promotional trail 


Lad\ 

Gaga: Cheek to Cheek Live! 

BBC1 HD, 11.55pm (not Scotland) 

The duo perform jazz standards from 
their collaborative album in New York 


7.00pm 7.30pm 8.00pm 8.30pm 9.00pm 9.30pm 10.00pm 10.30pm 



7.00 The One Show 
◄ 6.30 Strictly... 
7.00 Emmerdale 


7.30 The Two... 

7.30 Tom Kerridge... t 
7.30 Coronation Street 


7.00 News 


7.00 The Gadget Show 


7.00 The Simpsons 


115 BBC3 


118 ITV2 


7.15 Atlantis 


1 7.00 You've Been Framed: Top 100 Animals 


8.00 EastEnders 
8.00 Mastermind 
8.00 Text Santa 


8.30 Citizen Khan 
8.30 Mary Berry’s... 


9.00 Have I Got... 1 9.30 Not Going Out 
9.00 Canterbury Cathedral 


10.00 News; Local News 1 10.35 Graham... t 
10.00 Ql 1 10.30 Newsnight 


8.00 Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D 


8.00 Ice Road Truckers 


9.00 Gogglebox 


10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 


9.00 Film: Trespass 


8.00 Best Christmas Movies Ever 


8.00 Don't Tell the Bride 


9.00 Snow, Sex and Suspicious Parents 


10.00 An Idiot Abroad 


10.00 Bad Education... 10.30 EastEnders 


8.00 Film: Pearl Harbor 


116 BBC4 

7.00 News 

1 7.30 Diamonds Are Forever: The Don Black Songbook 

1 9.00 The Joy of the Bee Gees 

1 10.00 Bee Gees at the BBC and Beyond 

136 E4 

7.00 Hollyoaks 

1 7.30 Rude(ish) Tube | 

8.00 The Big Bang Theory 

1 9.00 Film: The Mechanic 


7.00 CSI 

9.00 Criminal Minds 

10.00 Dracula 

[ 108 SKY ATLANTIC 

7.00 Without a Trace 

8.00 Making Attenborough's Galapagos 

9.00 Blue Bloods 

10.00 House of Lies 


111 DAVE 


1 7.00 Porridge: Inside Out 
1 7.00 American Pickers 
◄ 6.50 Wycliffe 


8.00 Keeping Up Appearances 
8.00 Top Gear 
1 7.55 A Touch of Frost 


1 9.05 The Royle Family: Christmas... 
1 9.00 Storage Hunters 


10.00 Only Fools and Horses 1 10.40 Men... 
10.00 Film: Sin City 
10.00 The Jury 


1 120 ITV4 

7.00 Pawn Stars 

8.00 River Monsters 

9.00 Film: Licence to Kill 

112 COMEDY CENTRAL 

7.00 Friends ] 7.30 Mike & Molly 

8.00 Friends 

9.00 Russell Howard’s Good News ] 10.00 Lee Evans: XL Tour 

138 M0RE4 

7.00 Star Trek: The Next Generation 

8.00 Defiance 

9.00 Dominion 

1 ◄ 6.50 My Big Fat Gypsy Christmas 1 7.55 Grand Designs 

9.00 Film: The Tourist 

1 113 UNIVERSAL 

7.00 Law & Order 

8.00 NCIS 

9.00 CSI: Miami 


523 ANIMAL PLANET 


526 NAT GEO 


529 HISTORY 


1 7.00 Wheeler Dealers 

7.00 Too Cute! 


7.00 Air Crash Investigation 
7.00 Duck Dynasty 


8.00 Rat Busters NYC 
8.00 Bad Dog! 

8.00 Breakout 
8.00 Pawn Stars 


9.00 After the Wave 
9.00 Alaska Wildlife Troopers 
9.00 Drugs Inc 


7.00 Coast 


8.00 Oz and Hugh Drink to Christmas 


10.00 Law on the Border 

10.00 Inside the American Mob 

10.00 Storage Wars... [ 10.30 Storage Wars... 


9.00 Keeping Up Appearances 


133 GOOD FOOD 


310 SKY SHOWCASE 


304 SKY GREATS 


305 SKY DISNEY 


| 306 SKY FAMILY 

WMSEM 

308 SKY COMEDY 
303 SKY CHRISTMAS | 


1 7.00 Homes Under the Hammer 

1 9.00 19 Kids and Counting 

1 10.00 King's Cross ER 

[ 7.00 Escape to the Country 

7.00 The Great British Bake Off Christmas... 

8.00 The Hairy Bakers 

9.00 The Hairy Bikers' Twelve Days of... 

10.00 Rick Stein’s Far Eastern Odyssey... 

7.00 Escape to the Country 

8.00 Crash Investigation Unit 

9.00 Traffic Cops 

10.00 1 Survived Evil 

◄ 6.30 Escape from Planet Earth 

8.00 Muppets Most Wanted 


10.00 Endless Love 

7.00 Titanic ] 10.15 The Wolf of Wall Street 

◄ 6.00 The Truman Show 

8.00 Bruce Almighty 

9.45 Kick-Ass 2 

◄ 6.30 The Jungle Book 

8.00 The Pacifier 

9.45 The Fox and the Hound 

◄ 6.30 Saving Santa 

8.00 Night at the Museum 

1 10.00 The Muppets Take Manhattan 

| ◄ 6.50 Deja Vu 1 9.00 Pain & Gain 

| i 6.00 Home Alone 

8.00 Identity Thief 

1 10.00 The Hangover Part III 

[7 6.45 In the Line of Fire 

9.00 Runner Runner 10.35 Four... 


| 308 SKY COMEDY 

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303 SKY CHRISTMAS I ◄ 5.50 The Best Man Holiday 


8.00 Elf 


9.45 Sleepless in Seattle 


311 SKY SCI-FI 


◄ 6.45 The Wolverine 


9.00 28 Days Later 


| 312 SKY SELECT \< 6.10 August: Osage County 


8.15 Philomena 


317 TCM 


402 SKY SPORTS 1 



10.00 Summer of Sam 


[7 6.50 Fred Claus 

1 9.00 The Bay 

10.45 10... 

◄ 6.30 Savage Mutiny 


7.55 Canyon Ambush 

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7.00 The Rugby Club 

7.30 Top 14 Rugby Union - Live: Grenoble v Stade Francais: From the 

Stade desAlpes (Kick-off 7.45) 

10.00 The Fantasy Football Club 

◄ 4.00 Big Bash... 

7.30 Test Cricket 

8.30 Tight Lines 

9.30 Barclays... 

10.00 WWE - Smackdown 


7.00 World Darts Championship - Live: Coverage of the second night of matches from the Alexandra Palace in London 

7.00 Shell's Wonderful World of Golf 

9.00 Trilby Tour Golf 

10.00 Franklin Templeton Shootout Golf 

7.15 Timbersports World Championship 

8.15 Strongest Man: Giants Live 

9.15 Darts 


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6.00am Breakfast (S)(HD) 9.15 
Operation Meet the Street SERIES 
FINALE (S)(HD) 10.00 Homes Under 
the Hammer (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 Saints 
and Scroungers (S)(HD) 11.30 Oxford 
Street Revealed SERIES FINALE 
(S)(HD)(AD) 12.15pm Bargain Hunt 
From Derby. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

1.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 1.30 Local News 
(S) 1.45 Doctors Rob renews his wedding 
vows. (S)(HD)(AD) 2.15 The Doctor 
Blake Mysteries (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 3.10 
Escape to the Country Searching for a 
home in Oxfordshire. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

3.40 Christmas Kitchen with James 
Martin SERIES FINALE 10/10 With 
Monica Galetti and Brian Turner. (S)(HD) 

4.30 Flog It! From Gloucester. (S)(HD) 

5.15 Pointless Quiz show. (S)(R)(HD) 

6.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 

6.30 Local News (S) 


7.00 The One Show 

Chris Evans and Alex Jones 
present the topical show. (S)(HD) 

7.30 The Two Ronnies 
Sketchbook 

The comedy duo's favourite 
moments from their TV shows. (S)(R) 

8.00 EastEnders 

More evidence comes to light in the 
murder investigation. (S)(HD)(AD) 

■ Repeated later on BBC3 

8.30 Citizen Khan 

SERIES FINALE 7/7. Mr Khan is 
picked to put the star on the town's 
Christmas tree. (Series 3) (S)(HD)(AD) 

9.00 Have I Got 2014 
News for You 
SERIES FINALE 11/11 

A compilation of highlights. (S)(HD) 

9.30 Not Going Out 

9/10. Lee heads to the bar worrying 
that the woman of his dreams is 
drifting away. (Series 7) (S)(HD) 

10.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 

10.25 Local News(S) 

Followed by Lottery Update (S) 

10.35 The Graham Norton Show 

12/13. A festive edition featuring 
Hollywood stars Ben Stiller, Jamie 
Foxx, Cameron Diaz and Rebel 
Wilson, plus British favourites Ricky 
Gervais and Danny Dyer. Plus, 
chat and music from Usher. (S)(HD) 

11.25 Cuckoo 5/6. (Series 2) (S)(HD)(AD) 

11.55 NEW Tony Bennett & Lady Gaga: 
Cheek to Cheek Live! The unlikely 
music duo take to the stage in New York, 
singing jazz standards including It Don't 
Mean a Thing and Anything Goes. (S)(HD) 
12.55am EastEnders (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
2.50 Weather for the Week Ahead (S) 
2.55-6.00am BBC News (S)(HD) 



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6.00am Previews (S) 6.05 Homes 
Under the Hammer (S)(R) 7.05 Saints 
and Scroungers (S)(R)(HD) 7.35 
Oxford Street Revealed (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 
8.20-10.35 Sign Zone: Glorious Gardens 
from Above (S)(R) 9.05 The Great 
Interior Design Challenge (S)(R)(AD) 
10.05 Children's Hospital: The 
Chaplains (S)(R) 10.35 The Travel Show 
(S)(HD) 11.00 BBC News (S)(HD) 11.30 
BBC World News (S)(HD) 12.00noon 
Daily Politics (S)(HD) 1.00pm Coast 
(S)(R)(HD) 1.25 Ready Steady Cook 
Xmas (S)(R)(HD) 2.10 The Great British 
Bake Off - The Final (S)(R)(HD) 3.10 
A Place to Call Home (S)(HD) 3.55 
NEW Restoring England's Heritage (S) 

4.25 Andrew Marr's History of Modern 
Britain (S)(R)(AD) 5.25 Vintage Antiques 
Roadshow (S)(R)(HD) 6.00 Eggheads (S) 
(R)(HD) 6.30 Strictly Come Dancing - 
It Takes Two SERIES FINALE (S)(HD) 



7.30 Tom Kerridge 
Cooks Christmas 

The chef puts his own spin on festive 
fare, including turkey. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

8.00 Mastermind 

Specialist subjects include UK 
general elections, West Bromwich 
Albion and Empress Livia. (S)(HD) 

8.30 Mary Berry's Absolute 
Christmas Favourites 

SERIES FINALE 2/2. Five recipes for 
a stress-free Christmas. (S)(HD)(AD) 

9.00 Canterbury Cathedral 
SERIES FINALE 3/3 Rev Clare 
Edwards travels to York for the 
vote on women bishops, and the 
cathedral marks 100 years since the 
start of World War One. (S)(HD)(AD) 


10.00 Ql 

11/18. With guests David Mitchell, 
Ronni Ancona, Jimmy Carr and 
regular Alan Davies. (S)(HD) 

10.30 Newsnight (S)(HD) 


11.05 Never Mind the Buzzcocks 11/13. 
Host Rhod Gilbert and team captains 
Phill Jupitus and Noel Fielding welcome 
Yasmine Akram, Steve Aoki, Bobby Mair 
and Rumer to the quiz. (S)(R)(HD) 

11.35 FILM Boyz N the Hood Oscar- 
nominated urban drama starring 
Laurence Fishburne and Cuba Gooding 
Jr. (S) (HD) (1991, 15, 105min) ★★★★★ 
1.20am Sign Zone: The Great War - An 
Elegy: A Culture Show Special Seven 
stories from World War One. (S)(R)(AD) 
2.20-6.00am Previews (S) 


ITV 


SKY 103 
HD 178 


F'VIEW 3 
HD 103 

F’SAT 103 
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6.00am Good Morning Britain Angelina 
Jolie chats about her latest film. (S)(HD) 

8.30 Lorraine Katherine Jenkins drops 
by and performs Silent Night. (S)(HD) 

9.25 The Jeremy Kyle Show (S) 

10.30 This Morning (S) 

12.30pm Let's Do Christmas with Gino & 

Mel SERIES FINALE 10/10. With former 
Olympic swimmer Mark Foster. (S)(HD) 

1.30 ITV News (S) 

1.55 Local News (S) 

2.00 Peter Andre's 60 Minute Makeover 

SERIES FINALE The home-improvement 
challenge visits an Essex children's 
hospice in a Text Santa edition. (S)(HD) 

3.00 Secret Dealers A set of mysterious 
Polynesian items and a brooch. (S)(HD) 

4.00 Tipping Point Quiz. (S)(R)(HD) 

5.00 The Chase Quiz show. (S)(HD) 

6.00 Local News (S) 

6.30 ITV News (S) 



1 2.30 Let's Do Christmas with Gino... 


7.00 Emmerdale 

Robert continues to scheme over 
how to get his future father-in-law 
off Ross's back. (S)(HD)(AD) 

7.30 Coronation Street 

Gavin helps Steph out at the bistro 
when Nick skives off work to spend 
the day with Erica. (S)(HD)(AD) 

8.00 NEW Text Santa 

The festive fundraising extravaganza 
returns, with the evening's presenting 
duos - Ant and Dec, Phillip Schofield 
and Christine Bleakley, and Paddy 
McGuinness and Alesha Dixon - 
joined by a host of famous faces to 
raise money for six deserving causes. 
Highlights include George Clooney 
making a surprise visit to Downton 
Abbey, the residents of Coronation 
Street appearing in a comedy sketch, 
and Ant and Dec hosting a Yule 
Tucker Trial for an unsuspecting 
celebrity. See feature , page 6 (S)(HD) 


11.20 ITV News (S) 

11.55 Local News (S) 

12.05am NEW Text Santa Highlights 

The best bits from the festive fundraising 
extravaganza shown earlier. (S) 

1.25 Jackpot247 

3.00 The Jeremy Kyle Show USA The 

host takes his show stateside. (S)(SL)(R) 

3.40-6.00am ITV Nightscreen (HD) 

VIRGIN FREESAT 

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SKY 104 

HD 227 


F’VIEW 4 
HD 104 

F'SAT 104 
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6.20am The King of Queens (S)(R) 7.10 
3rd Rock from the Sun (S)(R) 8.00- 
9.30 Everybody Loves Raymond (S)(R) 
9.30-11.00 Frasier (S)(R) 11.00 Jamie's 
Christmas with Bells On (S)(R)(HD) 

12.00noon News (S) 

12.05pm A Great British Christmas 
with Sarah Beeny (S)(R)(HD) 

1.05 Celebrity Come Dine with Me: 

Soap Star Special (S)(R)(HD) 

2.10 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 
Properties in Spain and Devon. (S)(HD) 

3.10 Countdown Quiz. (S)(HD) 

4.00 Deal or No Deal (S)(HD)(AD) 

5.00 Come Dine with Me The final 
dinner party in Milton Keynes. (S)(HD) 

5.30 Coach Trip SERIES FINALE 
From Copenhagen, Denmark. (S)(HD) 

6.00 The Simpsons (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

6.30 Hollyoaks Dodger is trapped in 
his worst nightmare. (S)(HD)(AD) 



9.00 Gogglebox 


7.00 News (S) 


8.00 Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D 

Ye Who Enter Here: 9/22. The team 
discovers the ancient city before 
Hydra, but revealing its secrets may 
require one of Coulson's agents 
to make the ultimate sacrifice. 
Meanwhile, May and Skye race to 
save Raina. (Series 2) (S)(HD)(AD) 

9.00 Gogglebox 

SERIES FINALE 12/12. Capturing 
the households' instant reactions 
to what they are watching on TV 
from the comfort of their own sofas. 
Narrated by Caroline Aherne. (S) 


10.00 Alan Carr: Chatty Man 

14/15. Former Bond girl Gemma 
Arterton talks about her role in the 
Made in Dagenham musical, Mrs 
Brown's Boys star Brendan O'Carroll 
discusses his latest book, and Tom 
Odell performs live. (S)(HD) 


11.10 The British Comedy Awards 2014 

Jonathan Ross hosts the annual 
ceremony in its 25th year. (S)(R) 

1.00am FILM Martha Marcy May Marlene 

Thriller starring Elizabeth Olsen. (S)(HD) 
(2011, 15, lOOmin) ★★★★ 2.40 FILM 
Because I Said So Romantic comedy. 
(S)(HD) (2007, 12, lOOmin) ★★ 

4.20 A Place in the Sun: Home or Away 
(S)(SL)(R)(HD) 5.1 5-6.1 Oam Phil 
Spencer: Secret Agent (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

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VIRGIN 105 
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6.00-9.15am Milkshake! 

9.15am The Wright Stuff (HD) 

11.25 FILM Lucky Christmas Festive 
romance starring Elizabeth Berkley. 
(S)(HD) (2011, PG, llOmin) ★★ 
1.15pm News (S)(HD) 

1.20 Home and Away (S)(HD)(AD) 
1.50 FILM Dear Secret Santa Drama 
starring Tatyana Ali and Bill Cobbs. 
(S)(HD) (2013, PG, 105min) ★★ 

3.35 FILM A Christmas Kiss Festive 
romance starring Laura Breckenridge 
and Brendan Fehr. A designer steals 
a kiss from a handsome man, only to 
discover that he’s engaged to her 
boss. (S)(HD) (2011, PG, 115min) ★★ 

5.30 News (S)(HD) 

6.00 Home and Away Phoebe tells 
Kyle she is moving back to Melbourne 
to work on her music. (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

6.30 News (S)(HD) 


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9.00 Trespass 


7.00 The Gadget Show 
SERIES FINALE 15/15 Amy 
Williams and Jason Bradbury rate 
movie-streaming services, and 
former Coronation Street star 
Helen Flanagan takes a look at 
online services used to make 
personalised calendars. (S)(HD) 

8.00 Ice Road Truckers 

5/12. Alex Debogorski and Darrell 
Ward deliver a $7million water- 
treatment unit to a dam project 
near Gillam, Manitoba, while Lisa 
Kelly is loaded with a school bus 
that needs taking to a maintenance 
depot in Winnipeg. (S)(HD)(AD) 

9.00 FILM PREMIERE Trespass 

Home-invasion thriller starring 
Nicolas Cage and Nicole Kidman. 

A diamond dealer, his wife and 
teenage daughter are taken 
hostage by a gang of burglars. 

With Ben Mendelsohn. (S)(HD) 
(2011, 15, llOmin) ★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE ••• LANGUAGE ••• 


10.50 FILM Shoot 'Em Up 

Spoof action thriller starring 
Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti and 
Monica Bellucci. (S)(HD) 

(2007, 18, lOOmin) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANGUAGE ••• 

12.30am SuperCasino 
3.10 Big Foot: The Missing Evidence 
(S)(R)(HD) 4.00 Nick's Quest (S)(SL) 

(R) 4.25 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 

4.45 House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 5.10 
House Doctor (S)(SL)(R) 5.35- 
6.00am Wildlife SOS (S)(SL)(R) 

bttitti 

★★★★★ Excellent ★★★★ Very Good ★★★ Good ★★ Average ★ Poor 


SKY1 


SKY 106 

|| HD 106/217 

VIRGIN 109 
HD 110 



6.00am The Real A&E (S)(R) 7.00 
Sun, Sea and A&E (S)(R) 8.00 
NEW Night at the Museum: Secret 
of the Tomb Special (S) 8.30 NEW 
TO SKY1 Exodus: Gods & Kings - 
Behind the Scenes (S)(HD) 9.00 
NCIS: Los Angeles (S)(R)(HD) 11.00 
Hawaii Five-0 Double bill. (S)(R)(HD) 

1.00pm Middle Earth: There and 
Back Again A look back at The Lord 
of the Rings and The Hobbit. (R) 

2.00 Futurama (S)(R) 

2.30 Futurama (S)(R) 

3.00 The Simpsons (S)(R) 

3.30 Road Wars (S)(R) 

4.30 Sun, Sea and A&E A man 
suffers injuries to his face. (S)(R) 

5.30 Road Wars (S)(R) 

6.30 The Simpsons Cape Feare: 
Sideshow Bob is released from 
prison. With Kelsey Grammer. (S)(R) 



10.00 An Idiot Abroad 


7.00 The Simpsons 

A Streetcar Named Marge: Marge 
lands the lead role in a production 
of A Streetcar Named Desire. (S)(R) 
7.30 Lady Bouvier's Lover: 
Grandma Bouvier is swept off her 
feet by Grampa - but Mr Burns 
provides competition. (S)(R) 

8.00 NEW Best Christmas 
Movies Ever 

A countdown of the 26 greatest 
festive films, featuring 
contributions from celebrity fans 
including Jim Carrey, Ashley 
Jensen, Jonathan Ross and 
Warwick Davis. (S)(HD) 


10.00 An Idiot Abroad 

3/8. Karl Pilkington travels to 
Australia to swim with dolphins, 
and along the way he takes part in 
a blindfolded kickboxing contest 
and encounters hundreds of 
snakes. (Series 2) (S)(R)(HD)(AD) 

11.00 Britcam: Emergency on Our 
Streets Sniffer dogs search for 
counterfeit money and cigarettes in 
Dudley, while police deal with a 
disturbance in Northamptonshire. (S)(R) 

12.00m't NCIS: Los Angeles (S)(R) 
(HD) 1.00am Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R) 
(HD) 2.00 Hawaii Five-0 (S)(R)(HD) 

3.00 NCIS: Los Angeles (S)(R)(HD) 

4.00 Airline USA (S)(R)(HD) 4.30 
Airline USA (S)(R)(HD) 5.00- 
6.00am Stargate Atlantis (S)(R)(HD) 


+1 houl 19? 


LOCAL 

VARIATIONS 


SCOTLAND 

Sky 951 , Virgin 862, Freesat 960 

11.55pm-12.55am 

NEW Deacon Blue Live 
at Stirling Castle (S)(HD) 

N. IRELAND 

Sky 953, Virgin 863, Freesat 957 

10.35pm The Blame Game 
Review of 2014 SERIES 
FINALE (S)(HD) 11.05- 
11.55pm The Graham 
Norton Show(S)(HD) 

WALES 

Sky 952, Virgin 864, Freesat 964 

No variations 


SCOTLAND 

Sky 970, Freesat 970 

7.30- 8.00pm Landward 
SERIES FINALE (S) 

9.00- 10.00pm Canterbury 
Cathedral (S)(AD) 

N. IRELAND 

Sky 972, Freesat 969 

10.00- 10.30pm 

NEW The Commute (S) 

11.05-11.35pm Ql (S) 

WALES 

Sky 971, Freesat 971 

7.30pm LIVE Scrum V: 
Cardiff Blues v Scarlets: 
Kick-off is at 7.35. (S) 

9.30- 10.30 NEW Welsh 
Sports Review 2014 (S) 
11.05-11.35pm Ql (S) 


No variations 


Sky 134, Virgin 166, Freesat 120 

7.00am Cyw 1.00pm 

Newyddion S4C a'r Tywydd 

I. 05 Heno 1.30 Ffermio 

2.00 Prynhawn Da 2.55 
Newyddion S4C a'r Tywydd 

3.00 Cyw 4.00 Awr Fawr 

5.00 Stwnsh: Tag 5.40 
Rownd a Rownd (AD) 6.00 
Ffeil 6.05 Rownd a Rownd 
(AD) 6.30 Newyddion S4C 
a’r Tywydd 6.35 Pobol y 
Cwm (AD) 7.00 Heno 

8.00 Pobol y Cwm (AD) 
8.25 NEW Carol yrWyl 

9.00 Newyddion a’r 
Tywydd 9.30 Gwlad yr 
Astra Gwyn SERIES 
FINALE (AD) 10.00 
Jonathan: Dathlu'r 10 

II. 00-11.35pm Dim Byd 


19 December 


BBC3 


Friday 


BBC4 


I VIR106 
1 HD163 


F’VIEW 7 

HD105 

FSAT147 

HD 106 



SKY 116 
HD 116/211 

VIR107 

HD164 

F’VIEW 9 

HD 106 

FSAT148 



7.00pm Great Movie 
Mistakes III: Not in 3D 

7.15 Atlantis The Day of the 

Dead: 5/13. Jason and his 
friends battle an army of 
flesh-eating monsters. 

(Series 2) (HDXAD) 

8.00 Don't Tell the Bride 

Hopeless romantic Ian is 
given £12,000 and three 
weeks to plan his wedding 
of a lifetime to his sports 
physiotherapist fiancee Hayley. 

9.00 Snow, Sex and 
Suspicious Parents Two 

groups of friends jet off to 
the party ski resort of Tignes 
for their first unsupervised 
holiday abroad. (HD) 

10.00 Bad Education: 

The Finale 6/6. Alfie makes 
a big decision about his 
future. (Series 3) (HD)(AD) 

10.30 EastEnders 

As shown on BBC1. (HD)(AD) 
11.00pm-12.30am Family Guy 
(HD) 12.30am Bad Education: 
The Finale (HD)(AD) 1.00 Sweat 
the Christmas Stuff (HD) 1.30 
Some Girls (SL) 2.00 Siblings 
(HDXAD) 3.30-4.00am Sweat 
the Christmas Stuff (HD) 


7.00pm World News Today 

The day's leading stories. (HD) 

7.30 Diamonds Are 
Forever: The Don Black 
Songbook Lyricist Don Black 
shares some fascinating 
insights into his life's work with 
Michael Grade in between 
performances of his songs by 
eminent musicians at The 
Royal Festival Hall. (HD) 

9.00 NEW The Joy of the 

Bee Gees A profile of the 
legendary pop group, charting 
their journey from child 
performers to world-famous 
superstars. Featuring 
interviews with Barry Gibb, 
John Lydon, Guy Chambers 
and Ana Matronic. (HD) 

10.00 NEW Bee Gees at 
the BBC and Beyond 

A compilation of classic 
performances by the pop trio 
from the BBC archive. (HD) 

11.00 Queens of Disco: Graham 
Norton celebrates some of the 
biggest names in disco music. 
12.00m't Disco at the BBC 
1.00am The Joy of the Bee 
Gees (HD) 2.00 Bee Gees at 
the BBC and Beyond (HD) 
3.00-4.00am The Joy of Disco 


ITV2 


SKY 118 F’VIEW 

HD 118/207 iMttl 6 



6.00am Life’s Funniest Moments 
6.25 You’ve Been Framed! 

6.45 Emmerdale (HDXAD) 

7.45 You've Been Framed! 8.15 
The Cube (HD) 9.15 Royal Pains 
(HD) 10.15 The Chase (HD) 

11.15 All Star Family Fortunes 
Christmas Special (HD) 

12.15pm Emmerdale (HDXAD) 

1.15 You've Been Framed at 
Christmas! 1.50 Royal Pains 
(HD) 2.45-6.00 The Jeremy 
Kyle Show 6.00 You've Been 
Framed! Harry's Favourites: 

Harry Hill presents his favourite 
camcorder calamities. 

7.00 You've Been Framed 
Top 100 Animals Comedian 
Harry Hill narrates a pick of 
the show's archive of viewer- 
supplied animal clips, including 
a sunbathing panda, a cat 
masseuse and a flatulent horse. 

8.00 FILM Pearl Harbor 

World War Two romantic 
drama starring Ben Affleck, 
Josh Hartnett and Kate 
Beckinsale. Two US air force 
pilots fall for the same nurse 
just before the Japanese 
bombing of the American fleet 
in Hawaii in 1941 brings their 
country into World War Two. 
With Alec Baldwin. (HD)(AD) 
(2001, 12, 183min) ★ 
11.30pm-1.20am Two and a Half 
Men: Back-to-back episodes of 
the comedy. (Series 4) (HD) 
1.20am Warren United: Double 
bill. (HD) 2.10-2.30am You’ve 
Been Framed at Christmas 

P!7I virg 
116 


+1 hou 


6.00am Hollyoaks (HDXAD) 

6.30 Paternity Court (HD) 6.50 
Happy Endings (HDXAD) 7.15 
One Tree Hill (HD) 8.00 
Suburgatory (HDXAD) 8.30 
Happy Endings (HDXAD) 9.00 
Charmed 10.00 Rules of 
Engagement (HD) 11.00 How I 
Met Your Mother (HDXAD) 
12.00noon Hollyoaks (HDXAD) 

12.30pm Paternity Court NEW 
EDITION (HD) 1.00 How I Met 
Your Mother (HDXAD) 2.00 
The Big Bang Theory (HDXAD) 

3.00 Rules of Engagement (HD) 

4.00 Rude(ish) Tube 4.30 
Suburgatory (HDXAD) 5.00 
How I Met Your Mother (HD) 
(AD) 6.00 The Big Bang Theory 
(HDXAD) 7.00 Hollyoaks (HD) 

7.30 Rude(ish) Tube 

8.00 The Big Bang Theory 

8/24. The gang recreates a 
prom. (Series 8) (HD)(AD) 

8.30 22/23. Sheldon and 
Leonard's friendship is 
explained. (Series 3) (HDXAD) 

9.00 FILM The Mechanic 

Action thriller starring Jason 
Statham and Ben Foster. (HD) 
(AD) (2011, 15, 92min) ★★ 
10.50 The Big Bang Theory (HD) 
(AD) 11.50 Bad Robots (HD) 
12.20am Rude Tube: Christmas 
Cracker 2012 (HD) 1.25 
Virtually Famous (HD) 2.15 
Almost Royal (HD) 3.05 Rude 
Tube: Christmas Cracker 2012 
(HD) 4.00 Paternity Court 
(HD) 4.20 One Tree Hill (HD) 
5.00-6.00am Charmed 


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TV& Satellite Week 95 


Friday 






























Friday 




Entertainment 


PM 


8 

PM 


PM 


10 

PM 


SKY LIVING 


SKY 107 
HD 107/230 


VIRGIN 111 
HD 112 


6.00am UK Border Force (HD) 

7.00 Nothing to Declare 

8.00 Border Security: 
Canada's Front Line (HD) 

9.00 RSPCA Animal Rescue 
10.00 CSI (Series 4) (HD) 

11.00am-3.00pm Criminal 
Minds: Back-to-back 
episodes. (Series 6&7) (HD) 
3.00pm CSI (HD) 5.00 Nothing 
to Declare 6.00 RSPCA 
Animal Rescue: Double bill 
of the documentary following 
RSPCA workers in Australia. 


7.00 CSI No More Bets: 
22/23. Catherine’s casino 
mogul father becomes 
chief suspect when a 
man in a latex fat suit is 
found murdered. (HD) 
8.00 Turn of the Screws: 
21/23. The team 
investigate a rollercoaster 
accident to determine 
whether foul play was 
involved. (Series 4) (HD) 

9.00 Criminal Minds 

Middle Man: 7/24. 

The team investigates 
when several women 
are found dead in rural 
Indiana. (Series 6) (HD) 

10.00 Dracula Four 
Roses: 9/10. Grayson 
seeks revenge. (HD) 

11.00 Dracula (HD) 12.00m't- 
2.40am Nikita: Triple bill. 

(HD) 2.40am UK Border 
Force (HD) 3.30 Border 
Security: Canada's Front Line 
(HD) 4.20 Nothing to Declare 
5.10-6.00am Airline USA 


+1 hou 

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VIRGIN 

140 



SKY LIVING IT 

M 

VIRG 

122 



6.00am Sing Date 7.00 
Dating in the Dark 8.00 
Airline 9.00 My Kitchen 
Rules: Australia 10.05 
Nothing to Declare 
11.00 Dating in the Dark 

12.00noon Four Weddings 
US 2.00pm Sun, Sea 
and A&E 3.00 Nothing 
to Declare 4.00 Chopper 
Squad 4.30 Animal 
House 5.00 RSPCA 
Animal Rescue 6.00 
Million Dollar Listing: NYC 

7.00 Four Weddings 

8.00 Nothing to Declare 
Double bill of the series. 

9.00 Chicago Fire Under 
the Knife: 12/24. (Series 1 ) 

10.00 Night Cops 

11.00 Ghost Whisperer 

12.00m't Sexcetera 
1.00am The Steve Wilkos 
Show 1.50 Maury 2.40 
Dog Patrol 3.30 Ghost 
Hunters 4.20-6.00am 
Nothing to Declare 


SKY ATLANTIC 


SKY 108 

HD 108/228 


] 


6.00am Stargate Atlantis (HD) 

7.00 Blue Bloods (HD) 8.00 
Star Trek: Enterprise (HD) 

9.00 Without a Trace (HD) 

10.00 Blue Bloods (HD) 11.00 
House (HD) 1.00pm Stargate 
Atlantis (HD) 2.00 Without a 
Trace (HD) 3.00 Star Trek: 
Enterprise (Series 2) (HD) 

4.00 House: Double bill. (HD) 

6.00 Blue Bloods: My Funny 
Valentine: 14/22. Police 
investigate a suspected 
kidnapping. (Series 1 ) (HD) 



10.00 House of Lies 


7.00 Without a Trace 

The Line: 14/24. A former 
policewoman, now a 
bounty hunter, is shot 
and subsequently 
vanishes. (Series 2) (HD) 

8.00 Making 
Attenborough's 
Galapagos The making 
of the series that explores 
the 19 islands that make 
up the Galapagos. (HD) 

9.00 Blue Bloods Shoot 
the Messenger: 7/22. 
Danny clashes with his 
new boss when they 
investigate a drive-by 
shooting. (Series 5) (HD) 

10.00 House of Lies NEW 
EPISODE Together: 11/12. 
Trouble abounds for Marty. 
(HD) 10.35 SERIES FINALE 
Joshua: 12/12. (Series 3) (HD) 
11.10 Olive Kitteridge (HD) 

1.35am The Knick(HD) 

2.55 The Sopranos (HD) 

4.05 Anthony Bourdain: 

No Reservations (HD) 
5.00-6.00am Star Trek: 
Enterprise (Series 2) (HD) 



GOLD 

SKY 

110 

VIRGIN 

126 

| 


7.00am The Two Ronnies 
7.55 Sorry! 8.40 Bewitched 
9.10 Happy Days 10.10 
Last of the Summer Wine 
11.30 Butterflies 12.10pm 
Waiting for God 12.50 The 
Two Ronnies 1.40 Sorry! 2.20 
Bewitched 2.50 Happy Days 
3.50 Last of the Summer 
Wine: Festive special from 
1997. 5.10 Yes, Prime 
Minister 5.50 Only Fools and 
Horses: The Trotters prepare 
for Raquel to give birth. 



7.00 Porridge: Inside Out 

Examining life after the 
sitcom, remembering 
spin-off Going Straight 
and the untimely death 
of Richard Beckinsale. 

8.00 Keeping Up 
Appearances Festive 
special from 1994. 
Hyacinth decides to build 
a dream kitchen - but 
encounters a series of 
unforeseen setbacks. 

9.05 The Royle Family: 
Christmas Special 1999 

The family gets a 
Christmas surprise when 
Denise goes into labour. 

10.00 Only Fools and 
Horses Christmas 
special from 1983. 

Del and Rodney get a 
blast from the past. 


10.40 Men Behaving Badly 
11.40 Extras 1.30am Little 
Britain 2.00 Men Behaving 
Badly 2.45-4.00am 'Alio 'Alio! 


VIRGIN 

127 


DAVE 


VIRGIN 128 
HD 194 | 


7.10am American Pickers 
(HD) 8.00 Top Gear (HD) 
10.00 Traffic Cops 11.00 
American Pickers (HD) 
12.00noon Top Gear (HD) 
2.00pm Traffic Cops 3.00 
American Pickers (HD) 4.00 
Top Gear: With Chris Evans. 
(HD) 5.00 The hosts bid to 
prove that cars can be art. (HD) 
6.00 Traffic Cops: The truth 
about speed cameras. 6.30 
An insight into the fight 
against teenage car criminals. 



7.00 American Pickers 

Mike Wolfe and Frank 
Fritz have high hopes for 
a Kiss pinball machine 
and two Laurel and Hardy 
costume heads. (HD) 

8.00 Top Gear Jeremy, 
Richard and James try to 
prove older hot hatches 
are better than today’s 
equivalents. With guest 
Hugh Bonneville. (HD) 

9.00 Storage Hunters 

Brandon and Lori team 
up with Jesse. (HD) 

9.30 Motorhomes, jet 
skis and bronze statues 
come up for sale. (HD) 

10.00 FILM Sin City Gory 
thriller starring Bruce 
Willis. (HD) (2005, 

18, 124min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.30am Russell Howard Live: 
Dingledodies 1.50 Russell 
Kane: Smokescreens & 

Castles 2.50 Storage Hunters 
(HD) 3.15-4.00am Suits (HD) 


SKY2 


6.00am Emergency 
Abroad 7.00 Airline 
USA 8.00 RSPCA 
Animal Rescue 9.00 
A Different Breed 10.00 
Greatest Little Britons: 
Cheerleaders 11.00 
Dog the Bounty Hunter 
12.00noon Airline 
1.00pm Inside Gatwick 

2.00 Obese: A Year to 
Save My Life USA 3.00 
A Different Breed 4.00 
Dog Squad 4.30 Dog 
the Bounty Hunter 5.30 
Emergency Animal 
Rescue 6.00 Stargate 
SG-1 8.00 Hawaii Five-0 
9.00 NCIS: Los Angeles 

10.00 Brit Cops: Zero 
Tolerance 11.00 Brit 
Cops: Law & Disorder 
1.00am Road Wars 1.50 
Inside: Alaska's Toughest 
Prison 2.40 DUI 3.30 
Road Wars 3.55 Costa 
Del Street Crime 4.20 
Road Wars 5.10-6.00am 
A Different Breed 


PICK 


6.00am Sunrise 7.00 
60 Minute Makeover 

8.00 Sixth Sense with 
Colin Fry 9.00 Stargate 
SG-1 11.00 Monkey Life 

12.00noon The Jerry 
Springer Show 1.40pm 
Dog Patrol 2.40 Monkey 
Life 3.40 Wildlife 
Emergency: Double bill. 

6.00 Monkey Life 

7.00 Treasure Island 
1/2. Swashbuckling 
adventure starring Eddie 
Izzard, Elijah Wood and 
Donald Sutherland. 

9.00 Road Wars 
Christmas Special 
Double bill of seasonal 
editions of the show. 

11.00 Most Shocking 
12.00m't Road Wars 
1.00am The Real NCIS 

2.00 Night Cops 3.00 
Revolution 4.00 Most 
Haunted 5.00-6.00am 
RSPCA Animal Rescue 


+1 hour 214 


WATCH 


VIRGIN 

129 


1 

ITV3 


VIR117 

HD177 

F'VIEW 

10 



6.00am Faith in the Future 
6.25 Heartbeat 7.20 The 
Darling Buds of May (HD) 
9.35-10.55 Judge Judy 
10.55 Sherlock Holmes: The 
Master Blackmailer (HD) 
1.05pm Heartbeat 2.10 
Pollyanna 4.15 On the Buses 
5.20 Rising Damp 5.50 
Heartbeat: Auld Acquaintance: 
An old pal of Lord Ashfordly 
arouses the police’s suspicions. 
6.50 Wycliffe: Strangers: 
Tragedy hits a wedding party. 



7.55 A Touch of Frost 

Another Life: Jack returns 
to duty after a period of 
suspension, and finds 
himself investigating 
the murder of a man 
who had been leading 
a double life. (HD) 


10.00 The Jury 5/5. Lane 
and Watts wait anxiously 
as the jurors struggle to 
reach a verdict. (HD) 
11.05 The Vice 12.15am FILM 
The Count of Monte Cristo 
(HD) (2001, PG, 131 min) 
★★★★ 2.35 Judge Judy 
2.55 World Kitchen 3.20 
ITV3 Nightscreen (HD) 3.40- 
6.00am Emmerdale (HD) 


+1 hour ^ 


VIRGIN 

174 


SKY 109 

HD 109/245 


VIRG124 
HD 191 


6.15am Babylon 5 7.00 Total 
Wipeout: The Awards 8.00 
Hairy Bakers (HD) 9.00 
Best in Town (HD) 10.00 
Million Dollar Intern (HD) 

11.00 The Route Masters: 
Running London’s Roads 
(HD) 12.00noon Nick 
Knowles’ Original Features 
(HD) 1.00pm Jamie at 
Home Christmas Special 

2.00 Emergency Bikers 

3.00 Hollywood Treasure 
(HD) 4.00 Doctor Who 
(HD) 5.00 Million Dollar 
Intern (HD) 6.00 Hairy 
Bakers (HD) 7.00 Jamie at 
Home Christmas Special 

8.00 The Funny Side of 
Christmas 9.00 The 
Christmas No 1 Story 

10.20 Jonathan Creek: 

11.20 Doctor Who 
(Series 5) (HD) 12.20am 
Guinness World Records 
Gone Wild (HD) 1.20 

Do No Harm (HD) 2.05- 
3.00am Sanctuary (HD) 


ALIBI 


SKY 132 

HD 132/247 


VIRG130 
HD 200 


7.10am Diagnosis Murder 

9.00 New Tricks 10.00 
Murdoch Mysteries (HD) 

11.00 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) 
12.00noon Diagnosis 

Murder 1.00pm Castle 
(HD) 3.00 Body of Proof 
(HD) 4.00 Murdoch 
Mysteries (HD) 5.00 
Castle: Double bill. (HD) 

7.00 Body of Proof 
Mind Games: 20/20. 
Guest stars Peter 
Stormare. (Series 2) (HD) 

8.00 New Tricks The 
Gentleman Vanishes: The 
team probes the mystery 
of a missing scientist. 

9.00 Inspector George 
Gently Peace and Love: 
An academic is found 
dead following a nuclear 
disarmament rally. (HD) 

11.00 Rizzoli & Isles (HD) 
12.00m't Body of Proof 
(HD) 2.00-4.00am The 
Closer (Series 2) (HD) 


VIRG 

131 


ITV4 

m 

VIR118 

HD178 



6.00am Greatest FA Cup Final 
Goals 6.10 Black Gold (HD) 

6.50 Minder 7.55 The 
Professionals 8.55 Kojak 
(HD) 9.55 Magnum, PI (HD) 

10.55 Pawn Stars (HD) 

11.50 Alias Smith and Jones 
12.55pm Minder 2.00 The 

Professionals 3.00 Pawn Stars 
(HD) 3.55 Magnum, PI (HD) 

4.55 Kojak (HD) 6.00 Alias 
Smith and Jones: 21 Days to 
Tenstrike: Kid Curry finds 
himself accused of murder. 



ITV 

BE 

H 

VIR119 
HD 179 | 

F'VIEW 

26 



4.55 Kojak 


7.00 Pawn Stars Corey 
considers buying a 
flawed motorcycle. (FID) 
7.30 The team examines 
a German bayonet from 
World War Two. (HD) 

8.00 River Monsters 
Jeremy Wade heads to 
Russia’s Amur River to 
investigate a freshwater 
giant that can exceed 
18ft in length. (HD) 

9.00 FILM Licence to Kill 

Spy adventure starring 
Timothy Dalton as British 
secret service agent 007. 
James Bond pursues 
a personal vendetta 
against a drugs baron. 
With Carey Lowell. (HD) 
(1989, 15, 133min) ★★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE LANG ••• 

11.45 FILM Scarface: Crime 
thriller with Al Pacino. (HD) 
(1983, 18, 163min) ★★★★ 
2.50am River Monsters (HD) 
3.40 Black Gold (HD) 4.20 
Alias Smith and Jones 
5.10-6.00am Minder 


ITV ENCORE 


SKY 123 

HD 123/263 


9.00am Ashley Roberts: 
The Hot Desk (HD) 9.10 
The Only Way Is Essex 
10.45 Ariana Grande: 

The Hot Desk (HD) 

10.55 60 Minute Makeover 
12.00noon Dinner Date 
(HD) 1.00-3.00pm 
Jerseylicious 4.00 The 
Real Housewives of 
Vancouver (HD) 6.00 
Dinner Date (HD) 

7.00 The Jeremy Kyle 
Show USA Talk show. 

8.00 Big Rich Atlanta 
Harvin and Meyer's 
dispute comes to a head 
at a kickboxing class. (HD) 

9.00 Bridezillas A bride- 
to-be clashes with her 
groom's best man. (HD) 

10.00 Dinner Date 
Chanelle from Manchester 
looks for love. (HD) 

11.00 Flipping Out (HD) 
11.55pm-1.00am 
Jerseylicious: Docu-soap. 


VIRG 

120 


6.00am The Encore Hour 
12.00noon Lillie 
1.00pm A&E 1.50 Crime 
Stories (HD) 2.45 Peak 
Practice 3.45 Anna Lee 
5.50 Lillie 6.55 A&E 

8.00 Crime Stories 
Preston and Shaw 
investigate an arson case 
and come to suspect the 
relationship between two 
brothers could provide 
them with a motive. (HD) 

9.00 The Scapegoat 
Adaptation of Daphne du 
Maurier's novel, starring 
Matthew Rhys. A man 

is persuaded to swap 
places with his perfect 
double and finds himself 
drawn into a new life, with 
disastrous consequences. 
With Eileen Atkins. (HD) 

11.05 A&E 12.10am 
Band of Gold 1.10 Crime 
Stories (HD) 2.10 The 
Ruth Rendell Mysteries 
3.05 Cold Feet 4.00- 
6.00am The Encore Hour 


96 TV&Satellite Week 


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19 December 


Friday 


COMEDY CENTRAL 


SKY 112 

HD 112/205 


VIRGIN 132 
HD 181 


8.00am The Middle (HD) 9.00 
Rules of Engagement (HD) 

10.00 Two and a Half Men: 
Double bill. (Series 7&9) (HD) 

11.00am-7.00pm Friends: 
Back-to-back episodes, 
including at: 5.00pm 11/25. 
Chandler falls for one of Joey’s 
sisters. (HD) 5.30 12/25. Joey 
auditions for a musical. (HD) 

6.00 13/25. Monica bumps 
into her ex. (HD) 6.30 14/25. 
Chandler dates a woman with 
a prosthetic leg. (Series 3) (HD) 



7.00pm Friends 10/24 
Ross tries to impress 
Ben. (Series 7) (HD) 
7.30 Mike & Molly 11/23. 
Molly receives bad news 
at work. (Series 2) (HD) 

8.00 Friends 10/24. Ross 
turns to Joey for career 
advice. (Series 5) (HD) 
8.30 10/25. Joey 
plans to kissJanine. 
(Series 6) (HD) 

9.00 Russell Howard's 
Good News The 

comedian offers his 
perspective on stories 
dominating the media. 


10.00 Lee Evans: XL Tour: 

A 2005 gig in Cardiff. 11.20 
Comedy Central at the 
Comedy Store NEW EDITION 
(HD) 11.50 South Park (HD) 
12.50am World's Craziest Fools 
(HD) 1.20 South Park (HD) 
2.20 Workaholics (HD) 

2.50 Two and a Half Men 
(HD) 3.20 The Office US 
(HD) 4.10-5.00am Rules of 
Engagement (Series 6) (HD) 


SYFY 


6.00am Buffy the Vampire 
Slayer 8.00 Teleshopping 

11.00 Defiance (HD) 
12.00noon Star Trek: Voyager 

1.00pm Star Trek: The Next 
Generation (Series 3) (HD) 

2.00 FILM Snowmageddon: 
Seasonal disaster thriller. 

(HD) (2011, 12, 120min) ★ 

4.00 Buffy the Vampire Slayer 

6.00 Star Trek: Voyager: 
Alliances: 14/26. Janeway 
forms an alliance with 
Kazon factions. (Series 2) 

SV 



7.00 Star Trek: The Next 
Generation Captain's 
Holiday: 19/26. Picard 
takes a much-needed 
holiday on the planet 

of Risa. (Series 3) (HD) 

8.00 Defiance Beasts of 
Burden: 4/13. Pottinger 
is attacked, leading to an 
escalation of tension in 
Defiance. (Series 2) (HD) 

9.00 Dominion Beware 
Those Closest to You: 

8/9. Part one of two. 
Michael and Alex set 
out to depose Gabriel 
and end the war. (HD) 

10.00 Exiles: 9/9. Part 
two of two. Alex refuses 
to work with Gabriel. (HD) 

11.00 FILM Attack Force: Thriller. 
(HD) (2006, 15, 90min) ★ 
1.00am FILM Ice Spiders: 
Horror (HD) (2007, 15, 
90min) ★★ 2.50 Destination 
Truth 4.00-6.00am FILM 
Collision Course: Thriller (HD) 
(2012, PG, 90min) ★★ 


M0RE4 

SKY 138 

HD138/231 

VIR 147 

I HP203 



UNIVERSAL 


SKY 113 

HD 113/204 


VIRGIN 

137 


8.55am Kirstie’s Crafty Christmas 
(HD) 10.00 River Cottage 
Bites (HD) 10.15 Jamie's 
Family Christmas (HD) 10.50 
FILM It’s a Wonderful Life: 
Fantasy drama. (HD) (1946, 
b/w, U, 125min) ★★★★★ 
1.25pm Time Team 3.35 
Celebrity Come Dine with Me: 
Christmas Special (HD) 4.40 
A Place in the Sun: Home or 
Away (HD) 5.45 A Place in the 
Sun: Winter Sun (HD) 6.50 My 
Big Fat Gypsy Christmas (HD) 


6.00am Boston Legal (HD) 
7.00 Teleshopping 8.00 
Quincy ME 9.00 Numb3rs 
(HD) 11.00 Sea Patrol (HD) 
12.00noon King (HD) 1.00pm 
Law & Order (Series 16) 

(HD) 3.00 Numb3rs: 

Double bill. (Series 4) (HD) 
5.00 Sea Patrol: Black Flights: 
7/13. (Series 5) (HD) 6.00 
Law & Order: Life Line: 5/22. 
Fontana and Green investigate 
the murder of an undercover 
reporter (Series 16) (HD) 




7.55 Grand Designs Kevin 
McCloud follows interior 
designer Kathryn Tyler as 
she tries to fulfil her 
dream of creating a 
Scandinavian-style eco 
house in Cornwall. (HD) 

9.00 FILM The Tourist 

Romantic comedy thriller 
starring Johnny Depp 
and Angelina Jolie. An 
American tourist puts his 
life in danger when he 
falls for a mysterious 
woman in Venice. (HD) 
(2010, 12, 102min) ★★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.00 My Phone Sex Secrets 
(HD) 12.05am My Big 

Fat Gypsy Christmas (HD) 

1.10 Celebrity Come Dine 
with Me: Christmas Special 
(HD) 2.15 My Phone Sex 
Secrets (HD) 3.20-3.55am 
Jamie's Family Christmas (HD) 


9.00 CSI: Miami 


7.00 Law & Order 

Birthright: 6/22. A nurse 
is arrested on suspicion 
of running a covert 
sterilisation campaign. 
(Series 16) (HD) 

8.00 NCIS Skeletons: 
17/24. An explosion at a 
mausoleum exposes a 
number of freshly 
dismembered bodies. 
(Series 4) (HD) 

9.00 CSI: Miami 

Dead Woman Walking: 
15/24. The body of a 
mugger is found to 
be contaminated 
by radiation. (HD) 

10.00 Evidence of Things 
Unseen: 16/24. A Russian 
immigrant is stabbed to 
death in a peep-show 
booth. (Series 1) (HD) 

11.00 CSI: Miami (Series 1 ) 
(HD) 12.00m't NCIS (HD) 
1.00am Flashpoint (HD) 

2.00 Numb3rs (HD) 

4.00 Boston Legal (HD) 
5.00-6.00am Quincy ME 


FOX 


SKY 124 

HD 124/188 


VIRGIN 157 
HD 158 


8.00am Medium (HD) 9.00 
Leverage (HD) 10.00 Burn 
Notice (HD) 11.00 Law & 
Order: Criminal Intent (HD) 
1.00pm NCIS (HD) 3.00 
Leverage: ThelO Li’l Grifters 
Job: 2/18. (Series 4) (HD) 
4.00 Medium: To Have and to 
Hold: 3/16. (Series 4) (HD) 
5.00 Law & Order: Criminal 
Intent: Cuba Libre: 16/23. 

(HD) 6.00 Cold Comfort: 
17/23. A senator's daughter 
is murdered. (Series 2) (HD) 


12.00 Family Guy 


7.00 NCIS Pyramid: 24/24. 
The team identifies the 
man believed to be the 
port-to-port killer, and 
rushes to apprehend 
him. (Series 8) (HD) 

8.00 Nature of the 
Beast: 1 /24. Tony 
tries to piece together 
the chain of events 
that led to him being 
shot. (Series 9) (HD) 

9.00 FILM Certain Prey 

Action thriller starring 
Mark Harmon and 
Tatiana Maslany. 

A deputy police chief 
pursues an elusive 
hitwoman, who is killing 
anyone who might be 
able to identify her (HD) 
(2011, 15, 85min) ★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.00 American Horror Story: 
Freak Show (HD) 12.00m't 
Family Guy 1.00am 
American Dad! 2.00 Family 
Guy 3.00-5.00am American 
Dad! Back-to-back episodes. 


SKY 

ARTS 1 

SKY 129 

HD 129/221 

] 

VIRGIN 281 
HD 282 

J 


6.00am Highlights 12.00noon 
COI Design for Today (HD) 
12.25pm In Love with 
Dickens 12.30 The Great 
Culture Quiz (HD) 1.00 
Hay Sessions 2013 (HD) 

2.00 Marvin Gaye: Greatest 
Hits Live 3.00 Diana - 
Her Story: The Book That 
Changed Everything (HD) 

4.00 Steve Schapiro: An Eye 
on American Icons (HD) 

5.00 Classic Albums 
(HD) 6.00 Portrait Artist 
of the Year 2014 (HD) 


7.00 Great Culture Quiz 


7.00 The Great Culture 
Quiz SERIES FINALE 

15/15. Anita Rani hosts 
the final of the quiz. (HD) 


8.00 Johnny Cash 
Christmas Special 1978 

The singer presents a 
seasonal celebration 
from Los Angeles. 

9.00 Johnny Cash 
Christmas Special 1979 

The singer brings his 
seasonal celebration 
back to Nashville. 


10.00 Johnny Cash at Folsom 
Prison (HD) 11.00 Johnny 
Cash: A Legend in Concert 
11.50 FILM My Father and the 
Man in Black: Documentary. 
(HD) (2012, 15, 87min) 
★★★★ 1.35am Johnny Cash: 
American VI - Ain't No Grave 
2.10 Johnny Cash at Folsom 
Prison (HD) 3.10 Johnny 
Cash: A Legend in Concert 

4.00 The Great Culture Quiz: 
As 7.00pm. (HD) 5.00- 
6.00am In Confidence (HD) 



SKY ARTS 2 


PM 


8 

PM 


PM 


K) 

PM 


9.00am The Streets of San 
Francisco 10.00 Hawaii 
Five-0 11.00 Star Trek: 
The Next Generation 
12.00noon Star Trek 

I. 00pm NCIS 2.00 The 
Streets of San Francisco 

3.00 Hawaii Five-0 4.00 
Father Dowling Mysteries 

5.00 Star Trek: The Next 
Generation 6.00 Star Trek 

7.00 Nash Bridges Road 
Work: 13/23. (Series 2) 

8.00 Star Trek: The Next 
Generation Descent - 
Part Two: 1/26. Data 
allies himself with 

the Borg. (Series 7) 

9.00 Flashpoint Planets 
Aligned: 9/13. (Series 1 ) 

10.00 SOF: Special 
Ops Force Collateral 
Damage: 7/20. (Series 1 ) 

II. 00 Star Trek 12.05am 
NCIS 1.00 Flashpoint 

1.55 Deadwood 3.05 
SOF: Special Ops Force 

3.55 Hawaii Five-0 4.45- 
6.00am Nash Bridges 


8.00am Knots Landing 

9.00 Dallas 10.00 The 
Defenders 11.00 Beverly 
Hills 90210 12.00noon 
CSI 1.00pm Matlock 

2.00 The District 3.00 
Beverly Hills 90210 4.00 
Judge Judy 5.00 CSI 

6.00 Knots Landing 

7.00 The Defenders 
Nevada 1 / Killa Dlz: 8/18. 

A rapper is accused of 
first-degree murder. 

8.00 Judge Judy Double 
bill of small-claims cases. 

9.00 Waterloo Road 
29/30. Michael discovers 
the school's future is 
under threat. (Series 7) 

10.15 Clocking Off 
Pat and Roy’s Story: 2/6. 
Pat weaves her magic 
at the factory. (Series 4) 
11.20 Judge Judy 12.25am 
Jerry Springer 1.20 
Waterloo Road 2.35 
Clocking Off 3.30 CSI 
(Series 4) 4.15-5.00am 
The District (Series 1 ) 


9.00am Highlights 
12.00noon Celebrity 
Come Dine with Me: 
Christmas Special (HD) 
1.00pm Jamie’s Christmas 
with Bells On (HD) 2.00 
A Great British Christmas 
with Sarah Beeny (HD) 

3.00 Phil Spencer: Secret 
Agent (HD) 4.00 Nigella 
Bites Christmas Special 

5.00 A SuperScrimpers’ 
Merry Christmas (HD) 

6.00 Jamie's Christmas 
with Bells On (HD) 7.00 
Posh Pawn at Christmas 
(HD) 8.00 George Clarke's 
Amazing Christmas 
Spaces (HD) 9.00 

24 Hours in A&E (HD) 

10.00 8 Out of 10 Cats: Best 
Bits (HD) 11.05 Gogglebox 
12.05am Skint 1.05 Alan 
Carr: Chatty Man (HD) 
2.05 Ramsay’s Kitchen 
Nightmares USA 2.55 
Posh Pawn at Christmas 
(HD) 3.50-4.55am 
Celebrity Come Dine with 
Me: Soap Star Special (HD) 


12.00noon Access 
12.05pm Diagnosis 
Murder 1.10 FILM 
Cromwell: Historical epic 
starring Richard Harris. 
(1970, PG, 141 min) ★★★ 

4.00 NCIS 5.00 Diagnosis 
Murder 6.00 Law & 
Order 6.55 Access 

7.00 NCIS Faith: 10/24. 

A Marine is killed after 
changing his religious 
persuasion. (Series 7) 

8.00 The Tell: 18/24. 

The team joins forces 
with PsyOps. (Series 9) 

9.00 Gotham LoveCraft: 
10/22. Gordon is 
reassigned to duty 

at Arkham Asylum. 

10.00 CSI The Unusual 
Suspect: 18/24. A high- 
school's homecoming 
queen is killed. (Series 6) 

11.00 CSI: NY (Series 6) 
12.00m't CSI 1.00- 
3.00am SuperCasino 

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I. 00pm Gilmore Girls: 
Double bill. 3.00 Home 
and Away 3.35 Cowboy 
Builders 4.30 Police 
Interceptors: Double bill. 
6.30 Home and Away 

7.00 Extreme Fishing 
with Robson Green 
The actor catches 
peacock bass in Panama. 

8.00 Robson tries his 
hand at a 15th-century 
fishing technique in India. 

9.00 FILM Dumb and 
Dumber Comedy starring 
Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels 
and Lauren Holly Two 
nerdy friends embark on 
a cross-country journey to 
return a beautiful woman's 
briefcase, unaware that 

it contains $100,000 
in ransom money 
(1994, 12, 107min) ★★ 

II. 20 Criminals: Caught 
on Camera 11.50pm- 
12.00m't Access 

itrl 


6.00am The Waltons 7.00 
Little House on the 
Prairie 8.00 The Waltons 
9.00 FILM All I Want for 
Christmas: Seasonal 
drama. (2007, U, 89min) 
★★ 11.00 Chicago Hope 

12.00noon Little House on 
the Prairie 1.00pm FILM 
A Grandpa for Christmas: 
Comedy drama. (2007 
U, lOOmin) ★★ 3.00 
Highway to Heaven 4.00 
Dr Finlay 5.00 FILM A 
Hobo's Christmas: Drama. 
(1987, U, 120min) ★★ 

7.00 M*A*S*H Double bill. 

8.00 Prince Charles and 
Prince William: Royal 
Rivals Documentary. 

9.00 Diana: Last Days of 
a Princess Docu-drama. 

11.00 FILM The Price of a 
Broken Heart (1999, PG, 
87min) ★★ 1.00-3.00am 
FILM Miles to Go... 

(1986, PG, 94min) ★★ 

m 


6.00am Highlights 2.00pm 
Macbeth (HD) 4.45 The 
Christmas Window Live 
(HD) 5.00 The Elaine 
Paige Show (HD) 6.00 
Andre Rieu: Welcome 
to My World (HD) 7.00 
South Bank Show 
Originals: Tracey Emin 
7.30 South Bank Show 
Originals: Kiri Te Kanawa 

8.00 Celtic Woman - 

A Christmas Celebration 
(HD) 9.30 Katherine 
Jenkins Live at the 02 
(HD) 11.30 Leonard 
Bernstein's New York 
12.45am The Christmas 
Window Live (HD) 

1.00 The Elaine Paige 
Show (HD) 2.00 The 
Prime of Miss Jean Brodie 

3.00 Celtic Woman - 

A Christmas Celebration 
(HD) 4.25 Vivaldi's 
Gloria 5.00 South Bank 
Show Originals: Kiri Te 
Kanawa 5.30-6.00am 
South Bank Show 
Originals: Tracey Emin 


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Friday 
































Friday 


Documentaries 




DISCOVERY 


PM 


8 

PM 


PM 


10 

PM 


SKY 520 

HD 520/561 


VIRGIN 211 
HD 212 


6.00-8.00am How It's Made 

8.00 Gold Rush South 
America (HD) 9.00 Auction 
Hunters: Double bill. (HD) 

10.00 Property Wars: Double 
bill. (HD) 11.00 Deadliest 
Catch (HD) 12.00noon 
Gold Divers (HD) 1.00pm 
Naked and Afraid (HD) 

2.00 American Loggers (HD) 

3.00 Gold Rush (HD) 4.00 
Deadliest Catch (HD) 5.00 
Bear Grylls: Born Survivor 
(HD) 6.00 Mythbusters (HD) 




9.00 After the Wave 


7.00 Wheeler Dealers 

Edd China turns his 
attention to restoring a 
Mercedes-Benz SLK on 
a very tight budget. (HD) 

8.00 Rat Busters NYC 
NEW EDITION Jimmy 
and Michael face off with 
rats in Brooklyn and 
raccoons in Queens. (HD) 

9.00 NEW After the Wave 

The story of the large 
forensic operation in 
Thailand to identify and 
return home the bodies 
of more than 5000 local 
and foreign victims of the 
2004 tsunami. (HD) 


11.00 Misfit Garage (HD) 
12.00m't After the Wave 
(HD) 2.00-5.30am Fast N' 
Loud (HD) 5.30-6.00am 
How Do They Do It? 


ANIMAL PLANET 


SKY 523 

HD 523/562 


VIRGIN 216 
HD 217 


6.00am Bondi Vet 7.00 The 
Zoo: Double bill. (HD) 8.00 
Wildlife SOS: Double bill. 

9.00 Animal Cops San 
Francisco 10.00 Animal Cops 

11.00 Animal 24:7 (HD) 
12.00noon My Cat from Hell 
(HD) 1.00pm Bondi Vet 
(HD) 2.00 Animal Precinct 

3.00 America's Cutest Pets 
(HD) 4.00 Too Cute! 

(HD) 5.00 Miami Animal 
Police 6.00 Bad Dog! As 
shown at 8.00pm. (HD) 



10.00 Law on the Border 


7.00 Too Cute! A trio of 
Rhodesian Ridgebacks 
run circles around their 
mother, while some 
Chow Chow puppies 
display attitude. (HD) 

8.00 Bad Dog! Meeting 
a dog that adores 
ice-cream and a parrot 
with a habit of rapping 
and swearing. (HD) 

9.00 Alaska Wildlife 
Troopers NEW EDITION 

Following Alaska’s law 
enforcement agencies, 
which patrol alone on 
unforgiving terrains. (HD) 

10.00 Law on the Border NEW 
EDITION The PD K9 unit 
fights to stop the flow of 
weapons. (HD) 11.00 Bondi 
Vet (HD) 12.00m't Animal 
Cops Phoenix (HD) 1.00am 
Animal Cops Houston (HD) 

2.00 Alaska Wildlife Troopers 
(HD) 3.00 Whale Wars (HD) 
3.50 K9 Cops (HD) 4.40 My 
Cat from Hell (HD) 5.30- 
6.00am Emergency Vets 


m 


VIRGIN 

218 


NATGEOGRAPHIC 


SKY 526 

HD 526/543 


VIRGIN 230 

HD 232 


8.00am Yukon Gold (HD) 9.00 
World War II: The Apocalypse 
(HD) 10.00 Air Crash 
Investigation (HD) 11.00 
Ultimate Airport Dubai (HD) 
12.00noon Hitler's Jurassic 
Monsters (HD) 1.00pm 
Ancient X Files (HD) 2.00 
Ultimate Airport Dubai (HD) 

3.00 Air Crash Investigation 
(HD) 4.00 Highway Thru Hell 
(HD) 5.00 Yukon Gold (HD) 

6.00 Car SOS: Sprucing up 
a 1970 Lotus Elan. (HD) 



7.00 Air Crash 
Investigation A look 
back at Korean Air Cargo 
Flight 8509's accident 
near Stansted in 
December 1999. (HD) 

8.00 Breakout How three 
political prisoners in 
South Africa walked to 
freedom after unlocking 
10 jail doors with keys 
they had carved. (HD) 

9.00 Drugs Inc A look at 
the city of Phoenix - 
which has evolved into 
the wholesale drug 
capital of America. (HD) 

10.00 Inside the American 

Mob The Philadelphia 
crime family. (HD) 

11.00 Yukon Gold (HD) 
12.00m't Banged Up Abroad 
(HD) 1.00am Breakout (HD) 

2.00 Ultimate Airport Dubai 
(HD) 3.00 Hitler's Jurassic 
Monsters (HD) 4.00- 5.00am 
Ancient X Files (HD) 


HISTORY 


SKY 529 

HD 529/545 


VIRGIN 

234 


8.00am Duck Dynasty (HD) 

9.00 Counting Cars: Double 
bill. (HD) 10.00 American 
Restoration: Double bill. (HD) 

11.00 American Pickers (HD) 
12.00noon Pawn Stars: Double 

bill. (HD) 1.00pm Storage 
Wars (HD) 2.00 Duck 
Dynasty (HD) 3.00 Counting 
Cars: Double bill. (HD) 

4.00 American Restoration: 
Double bill. (HD) 5.00 
American Pickers (HD) 6.00 
Pawn Stars: Double bill. (HD) 



7.00 Duck Dynasty 

The Robertsons perform 
a Nativity play at their 
church, but rehearsals do 
not go as planned. (HD) 

8.00-10.00 Pawn Stars 

Chumlee organises a 
Christmas party. (HD) 

8.30 The team examines 
some original artwork 

by Salvador Dali. (HD) 

9.00 A set of medieval 
pole-axes is offered to 
the team. (HD) 

9.30 Chumlee must 
persuade the Old Man to 
buy art by Banksy. (HD) 

10.00 Storage Wars: Best of 
the Finds (HD) 10.30 Storage 
Wars: Best of the Blunders 
(HD) 11.00pm-1.00am Pawn 
Stars (HD) 1.00am Storage 
Wars: Best of the Finds (HD) 

1.30 Storage Wars: Best of 
the Blunders (HD) 2.00- 

4.00 Pawn Stars: Back- 
to-back editions. (HD) 
4.00-5.00am American 
Restoration: Double bill. (HD) 


YESTERDAY 


F’VIEW 

19 


6.15am Antiques Roadshow 

7.00 Bargain Hunt 8.00 Flog 
It! 9.00 Celebrity Antiques 
Road Trip 10.00 The Men and 
the Machines That Beat Hitler 

11.00 Wartime Farm at 
Christmas 12.00noon 
Boudica's Lost Tribe: A Time 
Team Special 1.00pm 
Antiques Roadshow 

2.00 Flog It! 3.00 Bargain Hunt 

4.00 Celebrity Antiques Road 
Trip 5.00 The Men and the 
Machines That Beat Hitler 

6.00 Colditz - The Legend 



7.00 Coast 


7.00 Coast Miranda 
Krestovnikoff researches 
thornback rays, while 
Neil Oliver admires 

the ginger seals at 
Walton-on-the-Naze. 

8.00 Oz and Hugh Drink 
to Christmas Oz Clarke 
is joined Hugh Dennis in 
a challenge to sample 
every Christmas tipple 
past and present. 

9.00-11.00 Keeping Up 
Appearances Hyacinth 
auditions for a part in 
Emmet's musical. 

9.40 Social climber 
Hyacinth decides she and 
Richard need a new car. 
10.20 Hyacinth 
advertises her hostess 
skills in the newspaper. 

11.00 The Queen's Mother 
in Law 12.00m't Boudica's 
Lost Tribe: A Time Team 
Special 1.00am The Secret 
History of Our Streets 1.50 
Digging for Britain 2.35- 
3.00am Great British Ghosts 



9.00am Brazil with Michael 
Palin (HD) 10.00 Operation 
Iceberg: Double bill. (HD) 
12.00noon-4.00pm 
Brazil with Michael Palin: 
Back-to-back editions. 

(HD) 4.00pm Operation 
Iceberg: Double bill. (HD) 

6.00 Brazil with Michael Palin: 
Michael explores the South 
American country, beginning 
in the north-east - where 
he meets cowboys and has 
his fortune read. (HD) 



7.00-10.00 Brazil with 
Michael Palin Michael 
travels from the northern 
border to Brasilia, looking 
for Henry Ford's failed 
rubber plantation. (HD) 

8.00 Michael heads to 
Rio, where he visits a 
love hotel' and hears 
how the authorities are 
ridding the streets of 
drug gangs. (HD) 

9.00 Michael finds a mix 
of people in the Brazilian 
south, meeting German 
speakers and dancers, 
and cowboys. (HD) 

10.00 Operation Iceberg 

Scientists explore the 
world of icebergs. (HD) 

11.00 Operation Iceberg (HD) 
12.00m't-3.50am Brazil with 
Michael Palin: Back-to-back 
editions. (HD) 3.50am 
Operation Iceberg: Double 
bill. (HD) 5.30-6.00am 
Outback Rangers (HD) 

PTI VIRGIN 
Kg 209 


DISC. SCIENCE 

IBl 

VIRG 

219 



6.00am Flying Through 
Time 7.00 Weapons of 
War 8.00 More Industrial 
Revelations 9.00 Aircraft 
Stories 10.00 Special 
Forces' Secrets 11.00 
Ultimate Warfare 
12.00noon Al Murray's 
Road to Berlin 1.00pm 
Weapons That Changed 
the World 2.00 Auction 
Kings 3.00 Time Team 

5.00 Al Murray's Road 
to Berlin 6.00 Rory 
McGrath's Bloody 
Britain 7.00 Time Team 

8.00 The Holy Grail 

9.00 Biblical Mysteries 

Explained 10.00 Who 
Was Jesus? 11.00 Aircraft 
Stories 12.00m't Al 
Murray's Road to Berlin 
1.00am Ultimate Warfare 

2.00 Flying Through 
Time 3.00 Out of Egypt 

4.00 More Industrial 
Revelations 5.00- 
6.00a m Weapons of War 

VIRG 
223 


6.00am Food Factory 7.00 
Mythbusters 8.00 How 
Machines Work: Double 
bill. 9.00-11.00 How It's 
Made 11.00 Food 
Factory: Double bill. 
12.00noon How It's Made 
1.00pm How Do They 
Do It? 2.00 Extreme 
Engineering 3.00 How 
It's Made: Double bill. 

4.00 Mythbusters 5.00 
Food Factory 6.00 How 
It's Made 7.00 Food 
Factory 8.00 Alien 
Encounters 9.00 Nasa's 
Unexplained Files 

10.00 How It's Made: 
Double bill. 11.00 How 
Do They Do It? 12.00m't 
Extreme Engineering 
1.00am Weird or What? 

2.00 Nasa's Unexplained 
Files 3.00 How It's Made 
3.50 How Do They Do 
It? 4.40 How It's Made 
5.30-6.00am Brink 


SKY 528 

HD 528/544 


VIRG 

228 


8.00am Animal Fight Club 
(HD) 10.00 Urban 
Jungle: Double bill. (HD) 

12.00noon-3.00pm Shear 
Madness: Triple bill. (HD) 
3.00pm Urban Jungle: 
Double bill. (HD) 5.00 
Animal Fight Club (HD) 

7.00 Animals Gone Wild 
Uncovering examples of 
strange behaviour in the 
natural world. (HD) 

8.00 Urban Jungle 
SERIES FINALE Boone 
Smith tracks wildlife on 
the outskirts of the 
world's cities. (HD) 

9.00 Shear Madness 
Natalie gets a new lot of 
chicks, to replace the 
hens that were killed. (HD) 

10.00 Wild Scotland 
A huge storm hits the 
archipelago. (HD) 

11.00 UrbanJungle (HD) 
12.00m't Animal Fight 
Club: Double bill. (HD) 
2.00-5.00am Shear 
Madness: Triple bill. (HD) 


TURBO 



6.00am A Bike Is Born: 
Harley: Double bill. 7.00 
Wheeler Dealers 8.00 
Graveyard Carz 9.00 
Street Outlaws 10.00 
Rods N' Wheels 11.00 
Fast N' Loud 12.00noon 
Wheeler Dealers 
1.00pm Graveyard Carz 

2.00 Street Outlaws 

3.00 Chasing Classic 
Cars: Double bill. 4.00 
Rods N' Wheels 5.00 
Wheeler Dealers 6.00 
Overhaulin' 7.00 Chasing 
Classic Cars: Double bill. 

8.00 Wheeler Dealers 

9.00 Rods N' Wheels 

10.00 Street Outlaws 

11.00 Fast N' Loud 
12.00m't Rods N' 

Wheels 1.00am 
Overhaulin' 2.00 Street 
Outlaws 3.00 A Bike Is 
Born: Harley: Double bill. 
3.50 Chasing Classic 
Cars: Double bill. 4.40 
Graveyard Carz 5.30- 
6.00am Wheeler Dealers 


9.00am Lewis and Clark: 
The Journey of the Corps 
of Discovery 9.15 
America's Antiques 
Roadshow 10.30 The 
Roman Empire in the 
First Century 11.40 The 
Four-Winged Dinosaur 
12.55pm Raiders of the 
Lost Gold 1.55 America's 
Antiques Roadshow 3.10 
The Roman Empire in the 
First Century 4.20 The 
Four-Winged Dinosaur 
5.35 Raiders of the Lost 
Gold 6.35 America's 
Antiques Roadshow 
7.50 Sand Wars An insight 
into the use of sand. 

9.00 Fracking: Shattered 
Ground Examining the 
new technology of 
hydraulic fracturing. 

10.15 The Roman Empire 
in the First Century The 
reign of Emperor Trajan. 
11.30 Sand Wars 12.45- 
2.00am Fracking: 
Shattered Ground 


7.00am Snapped: Women 
Who Kill (HD) 8.00am- 
5.00pm Crime Stories: 
Back-to-back editions. 
5.00pm Snapped: 
Women Who Kill (HD) 

6.00 Crime Stories 

7.00 On the Case with 
Paula Zahn (HD) 

8.00 A Town & Country 
Murder The 2012 death 
of church organist Alan 
Greaves in Sheffield. (HD) 

9.00 The Richardsons 
by Fred Dinenage An 
insight into the notorious 
Richardson brothers. (HD) 

10.00 Gangland (HD) 

11.00 Homicide Hunter 

(HD) 12.00m’t The 
Richardsons by Fred 
Dinenage (HD) 1.00am 
Gangland (HD) 2.00 
Homicide Hunter (HD) 
3.00-4.00am The 
Richardsons by Fred 
Dinenage (HD) 


8.00am Secrets of War 

9.00 The Real War Horse 

10.00 America's Book of 
Secrets 11.00 Ancient 
Aliens 12.00noon 
Secrets of War 1.00pm 
The Real War Horse 

2.00 America's Book of 
Secrets 3.00 The 
Universe 4.00 Ancient 
Aliens 5.00 A History 
of Britain by Simon 
Schama 6.00 America's 
Planned War On Britain 

7.00 UFO Files 

8.00 Ancient Aliens 

9.00 A History of Britain 
by Simon Schama The 
Black Death's impact. 

10.00 Alien Files: 
Unsealed Double bill. 

11.00 America's Book of 
Secrets 12.00m't 
Ancient Aliens 1.00am 
UFO Files 2.00 A History 
of Britain by Simon 
Schama 3.00 Alien Files: 
Unsealed: Double bill. 
4.00-5.00am UFO Files 


98 TV&SatelliteWeek 


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Lifestyle 


HOME & HEALTH 


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6.00am Animal Airport: 

Double bill. 7.00 19 Kids 
and Counting 8.00 Homes 
Under the Hammer 9.00 
Hoarding: Buried Alive 

10.00 My Crazy Obsession 

11.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer: Double bill. 1.00pm 
19 Kids and Counting 

2.00 Animal Airport: Double 
bill. 3.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer: Double bill. 5.00 
Homes Under the Hammer 

6.00 My Crazy Obsession 



7.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer Lucy Alexander 
and Martin Roberts 
explore properties in 
Margate, Bournemouth 
and Nottinghamshire. 

8.00 Lucy and Martin 
explore a bungalow in 
Cheshire, a house in 
London and a Victorian 
mid-terrace in Derbyshire. 

9.0019 Kids and 
Counting NEW EDITION 

The family prepares to 
say goodbye to Amy as 
she leaves for Nashville 
to chase her dreams. 

10.00 King's Cross ER 

A busy Saturday night. 

10.30 King's Cross ER 11.00 
Homes Under the Hammer 
12.00m't 19 Kids and 
Counting 1.00am Fat Doctor 

2.00 King's Cross ER 3.00 
Jon and Kate Plus 8 4.00 
Hoarding: Buried Alive 5.00- 
6.00am My Crazy Obsession 


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272 




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VIRGIN 

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6.00am Fishing Expedition 

6.30 Fishing Gurus 7.00 Joy 
of Painting 8.00 Fifth Gear 

9.00 Wheeler Dealers 
Revisited 10.00 Shedheads: 
Double bill. 11.00 Holmes in 
New Orleans: Double bill. 

1.00pm Thinking Tackle 2.00 
Shedheads 3.00 Wheeler 
Dealers Revisited 4.00 
Chasing Classic Cars 5.00 
Narrow Boat Afloat 5.30 The 
Water Boatman with Alan 
Herd 6.00 Hooked on Fishing 

7.00 Fishing Expedition 7.30 
Fishing Gurus 8.00 The Great 
Rod Race: Double bill. 

9.00 Hooked on Fishing 10.00 
Wheeler Dealers Revisited 

11.00 Fishing Expedition 

11.30 Fishing Gurus 
12.00m't Shedheads: Double 
bill. 1.00am Hooked on 
Fishing 2.00 Holmes in New 
Orleans 3.50 Fishing Heaven 
Fishing Hell 4.15 Matt Hayes' 
Greatest Catches 4.40 
Holmes Inspection 5.30- 
6.00am Hooked on Fishing 


HOME 


7.10am-7.00pm Escape to the 
Country: Back-to-back 
editions, including at: 5.00pm 
Alistair Appleton helps a 
couple find a new home in 
Bedfordshire. They have a 
budget of £350,000, and are 
hoping to find a country 
retreat. 6.00 Denise Nurse 
helps to find a rural retreat 
near Shaftesbury, Dorset, for 
a couple who have just 
returned to the UK after living 
in France for four years. 



7.00-11.00 Escape to the 
Country Jules Hudson 
helps a couple with a 
£750,000 budget, 
search for a country 
farmhouse in Powys. 

8.00 Jules leads the 
search for a property in 
the Gloucestershire 
countryside with a 
garage big enough to 
house a classic car 

9.00 Alistair Appleton is 
in the Cotswolds to help 
a couple searching for a 
property that can be 
safely left while they stay 
at their home in Florida. 

10.00 Jules helps a 
couple look for a rural 
retreat in Warwickshire 
from which they can 
run their company. 


11.00pm-4.00am Escape 
to the Country: Further 
back-to-back editions. 


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6.00am Highlights 9.30 
Cooking Christmas with Matt 
and Lisa 10.00 Mexican 
Made Easy 10.30 Great 
British Christmas Menu 11.00 
12 Chefs of Christmas 11.30 
Red, Hot and Yummy 
12.00noon Cupcake Wars 
1.00pm Barefoot Contessa 

2.00 Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 

3.00 12 Chefs of Christmas 
3.30 Reza Spice Prince Of 
Thailand 4.00 Kitchen 
Cousins 4.30-6.00 Diners, 
Drive-Ins and Dives 6.00 
Jamie's 15 Minute Meals 6.30 
Reza Spice Prince Of Thailand 

7.00 Barefoot Contessa 8.00 
Baking Made Easy 9.00 
Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives 

10.00 Ching's Restaurant 
Redemption 11.00 Mystery 
Diners 12.00m't Diners, 
Drive-Ins and Dives 1.00am 
Ching's Restaurant Redemption 

2.00 Diners, Drive-Ins and 
Dives 2.30-3.00am Reza 
Spice Prince of Vietnam 

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SKY 133 

HD 133/255 


IRGIN260 

HD 262 


6.00am Highlights 12.00noon 
James Martin's Christmas 
Feasts 12.30pm Rachel 
Allen: Bake! 1.00 Rick 
Stein's Far Eastern Odyssey: 
Xmas Special (HD) 2.00 
The Great British Bake Off 
Christmas Masterclass (HD) 

3.00 The Hairy Bakers (HD) 

4.00 The Hairy Bikers' Twelve 
Days of Christmas (HD) 5.00 
James Martin's Christmas 
Feasts 5.30 Rachel Allen: Bake! 

6.00 Rick Stein's Far Eastern 
Odyssey: Xmas Special (HD) 

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7.00 The Great British 
Bake Off Christmas 
Masterclass Festive 
recipes by Mary Berry 
and Paul Hollywood. (HD) 

8.00 The Hairy Bakers 

Dave Myers and Si King 
cook their favourite 
festive treats for families 
who will be spending 
yuletide apart. (HD) 

9.00 The Hairy Bikers' 
Twelve Days of 
Christmas Si King and 
Dave Myers cook dishes 
inspired by The Twelve 
Days of Christmas. (HD) 

10.00 Rick Stein's Far Eastern 
Odyssey: Xmas Special: A 
look at what to do with turkey 
leftovers. (HD) 11.00 The 
Great British Bake Off 
Christmas Masterclass (HD) 

12.00m't James Martin's 
Christmas Feasts 12.30am 
Rachel Allen: Bake! 1.00 
Dinner Impossible 2.00 Home 
Shopping 5.00-6.00am 
The Roux Legacy (HD) 


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6.00am Helicopter Search and 
Rescue 7.00 Home Shopping 
8.05 Homes Under the 
Hammer 9.05 Escape to the 
Country 10.05 Ghost 
Adventures 11.00 Ghost 
Hunters 12.00noon Fantasy 
Homes by the Sea 1.00pm 
Escape to the Country 

2.00 Homes Under the 
Hammer 3.00 Children's 
Hospital: Toronto 4.00 A 
Special Kind of Mum 5.00 
Helicopter Heroes 6.00 
Homes Under the Hammer 

7.00 Escape to the Country 

8.00 Crash Investigation Unit: 
Double bill. 9.00 Traffic Cops 

10.00 I Survived Evil NEW 
EDITION The ordeal suffered 
by Kim Case. 11.00 Evil Up 
Close 12.00m't Stalked: 
Someone's Watching 1.00am 
Bridezillas 2.00 Home 
Shopping 4.00 My 22 Stone 
Dad and Skinny Me 4.50 
The Boy Who Gave Birth to 
His Twin 5.35-6.00am 
Children's Hospital: Toronto 


19 December 


Friday 


Other channels A-Z 


CBS REALITY | DRAMA | QUEST 


SKY 146, +i 147, VIRG 148, +i 201 
F'VIEW 66, F'SAT 135, +i 136 
9.00am Cops: Double bill. 

10.00 Raising Sextuplets 

11.00 Caught on Camera 
12.00noon-3.00pm Judge 
Judy: Back-to-back editions. 
3.00pm Raising Sextuplets 

4.00 Caught on Camera 
5.00-7.00 Judge Judy: 
Back-to-back editions of the 
series. 7.00-9.00 Cops: 
Back-to-back editions of the 
series. 9.00 The Investigator 

10.00 Crime Stories 

11.00 Caught on Camera 
12.00m't Unsolved 
Mysteries 1.00am The 
Investigator 2.00 Crime 
Stories 3.00 Caught on 
Camera 3.50 Nowhere to 
Run 4.20 Heir Hunters 
5.10-6.00am Judge Judy 


CHALLENGE 


SKY 145, +i 164, VIRG 139, +i 180 
F'VIEW 46, F'SAT 145 

6.00am Highlights 8.35 It's 
Not What You Know 9.35 
Family Fortunes 10.35 
Bullseye 11.05 Wheel of 
Fortune 12.05pm Are You 
Smarter Than a 10 Year Old? 

I. 05 Catchphrase 2.05 
Pointless 3.05 1 vs 100 

4.00 The Crystal Maze 5.00 
Takeshi's Castle 6.00 
Celebrity Blockbusters 7.00 
Family Fortunes 8.00 
Pointless 9.00 Classic Who 
Wants to Be a Millionaire? 

II. 00 Bullseye 12.00m't 
Bruce's Price Is Right 
1.00am Celebrity Squares 

2.00 Dale's Supermarket 
Sweep 3.00 Catchphrase 

4.00 It's Not What You Know 
5.00-6.00am Whittle 


COMEDY CENTRAL E 


SKY 128, +i 159, VIRGIN 182 

9.00am Friends: Double bill. 

10.00 Frasier 11.00 Sex 
and the City 12.00noon 
The King of Queens 1.00- 
3.00pm Two and a Half 
Men 3.00 Sex and the City 

4.00-6.00 Two and a Half 
Men 6.00 Sex and the City 

7.00 The King of Queens: 
Double bill. 8.00 Rules of 
Engagement 9.00 South 
Park: Double bill. 10.00pm- 
1.00am Sex and the City 

1.00am The Daily Show 1.30 
Two and a Half Men: Double 
bill. 2.30 Comedy Central 
Presents 3.00 The Daily 
Show 3.30 Grouchy Young 
Men 3.55 South Park 4.20 
Frasier 5.10-6.00am The 
King of Queens: Double bill. 


DMAX 


SKY 158, VIRG 190, FREEVIEW 20 

8.00am Lovejoy 9.00 
Bergerac 10.00 Casualty 

11.00 The Bill: Double bill. 
1.00pm The Liver Birds 1.40 
Last of the Summer Wine 
2.20 Birds of a Feather 

3.00 Ballykissangel 4.00 
Bergerac 5.00 Lovejoy 6.00 
Birds of a Feather 6.40 
Bread 7.20 Last of the 
Summer Wine 8.00 New 
Tricks 9.00 Jonathan Creek: 
The Three Gamblers. 

10.00 Cadfael 11.30 The Bill 
12.30am Casualty 1.30 
Great British Ghosts Not 
Freeview: 2.00 Barbara 
Taylor Bradford's Hold the 
Dream 3.00 Wish Me Luck: 
Double bill. 4.35-5.00am 
A Garden for All Seasons 


SKY HD 151/239, +i 229, 
VIRG 156 

7.00am Highlights 1.00pm 
Fashion Bloggers (HD) 1.30 
Khloe and Lamar (HD) 2.00 
Keeping Up with the 
Kardashians (HD) 3.00 
Giuliana and Bill (HD) 

4.00 News (HD) 5.00 Total 
Divas (HD) 6.00 House of 
DVF (HD) 7.00 News (HD) 
8.00 Pop Innovators NEW 
EDITION (HD) 9.00 Keeping 
Up with the Kardashians (HD) 

10.00 Who Wore It Better? 

(HD) 10.30 The Soup Awards 
(HD) 11.00 News (HD) 
12.00m't Kourtney and Khloe 
Take the Hamptons (HD) 
1.00am Girls of the Playboy 
Mansion 1.30 Shopping 2.30 
News (HD) 4.30-5.00am 
Celebrity Style Story (HD) 


HORROR 


SKY 144/m 233, VIRG 170,+i 171 

6.00am Highlights 11.00 
Operation Repo 12.00noon 
Tanked 1.00pm Supernanny 
US 2.00 Bear Grylls: Born 
Survivor 3.00 Naked and 
Marooned with Ed Stafford 
4.00 Trawler Wars 5.00 
Operation Repo 6.00 Fifth 
Gear 7.00 River Monsters: 
Untold Stories 8.00 Tanked 
NEW EDITION 9.00 My Cat 
from Hell 10.00 Supernanny 
US 11.00 Bear Grylls: Born 
Survivor 12.00m't River 
Monsters: Untold Stories 
1.00am Deadliest Catch 

2.00 Custom My Ride 

3.00 Cash Cab: After Dark 

3.50 American Chopper: 
Senior Versus Junior 4.40 
Fifth Gear 5.30-6.00am 
Mystery Hunters 


SKY 167, +i 195, VIRG 172, +i 173 
F'VIEW 37, +i 38 

6.00am Highlights 11.00 
Wheeler Dealers 12.00noon 
Chop Shop: London Garage 
1.00pm Destroyed in 
Seconds 2.00 American 
Chopper 3.00 Hitler's 
Henchmen 4.00 World War 
Two: The Complete History 

5.00 The Garage 6.00 
Wheeler Dealers 7.00 
Salvage Hunters 8.00 
Wheeler Dealers 9.00 
Gunslingers NEW EDITION 

10.00 Warrior POV NEW 
EDITION 11.00pm-1.00am 
How It's Made 1.00am FBI 
Case Files 2.00 Nomad Chef 

3.00 The New Yankee 
Workshop 4.00 Wheeler 
Dealers 4.30-6.00am 
Cash Cab US: Triple bill. 


SKY 3D 


SKY 170 

9.00am Songbook 10.00am- 
2.00pm Building the Brand 
2.00pm The Secret Life of 
the Rainforest 3D 3.00 
History of the World in Two 
Hours 4.30 Irons in the Fire 

5.00 David Attenborough's 
Galapagos 6.00 The Reef 
6.30 FILM Escape from 
Planet Earth: Animated 
sci-fi comedy adventure with 
the voice of Rob Corddry. 
(2013, U, 86min) ★★★ 

8.00 FILM Man of Steel: 
Fantasy adventure starring 
Henry Cavill and Amy 
Adams. (2013, 12, 143min) 
★★★ 10.30pm-1.00am 
FILM Guardians of the 
Galaxy: Sci-fi adventure 
starring Chris Pratt. (2014, 
12, 121 min) ★★★★ 


SONY TV 


SKY 319, +i 320, VIRG 149, +i 202 
F'SAT 138, +i 139 
9.00am Highlights 11.00 
Horror Highlights 11.10 FILM 
Solar Attack (2005, PG) ★★ 
1.00pm Horror Highlights 
1.10 Tales from the Darkside 
1.40 The Incredible Hulk 
2.40 Doctor Who 3.50 
Treachery and Greed on the 
Planet of the Apes 5.40 
Horror Highlights 5.50 Star 
Trek: The Next Generation 

6.50 The Incredible Hulk 

7.50 Doctor Who 

8.50 Horror Highlights 9.00 
FILM Fear (1989, 18) ★★ 

10.50 FILM Hatchet II 
(2010, 18) ★ 12.25am FILM 
Dear God No! (2011, 18) 
★★★ 1.55-4.30am FILM 
The Man Who Fell to Earth 
(1976, 18, 140min) ★★★★ 


LIFETIME 


SKY HD 156/236, +i 197, VIRG 242 

7.00am Highlights 9.00 
Storage Wars (HD) 9.30 
Storage Wars: New York (HD) 

10.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 

11.00 Pawn Stars (HD) 
12.00noon Storage Wars (HD) 

12.30pm Storage Wars: New 
York (HD) 1.00 Team SCA: 
No Ordinary Women (HD) 

2.00 Pregnant & Dating 
(HD) 3.00 The Real 
Housewives of Miami (HD) 

4.00 Dance Moms (HD) 

5.00 Flipping Vegas (HD) 

6.00 The Real Housewives of 

Miami (HD) 7.00 Hardcore 
Pawn (HD) 8.00 Wahlburgers 
(HD) 9.00 Duck Dynasty 
(HD) 10.00 Vikings (HD) 

11.00 Hardcore Pawn (HD) 
12.00m't Dance Moms (HD) 
1.00-4.00am Highlights 


SKY 157, +i 181, VIRGIN 193 

7.00am The Guardian: Double 
bill. 9.00 Crossing Jordan 

10.00 Ghost Hunters 
International: Double bill. 
12.00noon Hustle 

2.00pm FILM Home for 
Christmas: Drama starring 
Mickey Rooney. ( 1990, U, 
96min) ★★ 4.05 Ghost 
Hunters International: Double 
bill. 6.00 Crossing Jordan 

7.00 Hustle: Double bill. 

9.00 FILM Legion: Action 

fantasy thriller starring Paul 
Bettany. (2010, 15, lOOmin) 
★★★ 11.00 Hot in 
Cleveland: Double bill. 
12.00m't The Tudors 
1.05am Community: Double 
bill. 2.05-3.50 Hot in 
Cleveland 3.50-4.00am 
Behind the Screens 


SKY HD 125/234, +i SKY 154, 
VIR 167, HD 168, +i VIR 169 

6.00am Highlights 8.00 Little 
People, Big World NEW 
EDITION (HD) 9.00 19 Kids 
and Counting: Special (HD) 

10.00 Toddlers & Tiaras (HD) 

11.00 Say Yes to the Dress 
(HD) 12.00noon Say Yes to 
the Dress: Atlanta (HD) 
1.00pm Say Yes to the Dress 
(HD) 2.00 Randy's Wedding 
Rescue (HD) 3.00-6.00 Say 
Yes to the Dress (HD) 6.00 
Long Island Medium (HD) 

7.00 Say Yes to the Dress: 
Atlanta (HD) 8.00 NEW 
Invasion of the Christmas 
Lights 3: Europe (HD) 9.00 
Cake Boss (HD) 10.00 
Brides of Beverly Hills (HD) 

11.00 Gypsy Brides US (HD) 
12.00m't-6.00am Highlights 


(3D) Simulcast in 3D 


TV&Satellite Week 99 


Friday 



























Friday 


8 


9 


10 


11 




Films 



SKY FAMILY 


SKY 306 

HD 306/333 


VIRGIN 406 
HD 436 




SKYACTKWADVEMTURE 


SKY 307 

IHP 307/334 


VIRGIN 407 
HD 437 




SKY COMEDY 


SKY 308 

HD 308/335 


VIRGIN 408 

HD 438 


6.00am PREMIERE Escape from 
Planet Earth 7.30 Coming Home 
for Christmas 9.15 PREMIERE 
Endless Love 11.15 A New York 
Winter's Tale 1.15pm PREMIERE 
Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa.5 
2.45 Coming Home for Christmas 

4.30 PREMIERE Muppets Most 
Wanted As 8.00pm. 6.30 
PREMIERE Escape from Planet 
Earth Animated sci-fi. (S) (2013, U, 
86min) ★★★ See review, page!9 


6.00am Confessions of a Teenage 
Drama Queen 7.35 The Fox and 
the Hound 9.05 Tinker Bell and 
The Pirate Fairy 10.35 The 
Jungle Book 12.05pm Mary 
Poppins 2.30 Wreck-lt Ralph 
4.20 The Princess and the Frog 
Animated musical fantasy. (S) 
(2009, U, 97min) ★★★★ 6.00 
Toy Story That Time Forgot 6.30 
The Jungle Book Classic cartoon. 
(S) (1967, U, 78min) ★★★★★ 


6.00am Home Alone 4 7.30 Saving 
Santa 9.00 Dr Dolittle 2 10.30 
Paddington Special 11.00 Night 
at the Museum As 8.00pm. 
12.50pm The Muppets Take 
Manhattan As 10.00pm. 2.30 
Muppets from Space As 11 ,40pm. 

4.00 The Prince & Me Romantic 
comedy. (S) (2004, PG, 111 min) 

★★ 6.00 Get Santa Special 
6.30 Saving Santa Animated 
comedy. (S) (2013, U, 90min) ★ 


6.10am Hudson Hawk 8.05 
Tombstone 10.25 X-Men As 
1115pm 12.20pm Pain & Gain As 
9.00pm. 2.40 Volcano Disaster 
thriller (S) (1997, 12, 103min) ★★ 
4.35 Exodus: Gods & Kings - 
Behind the Scenes 5.05 Getaway 
Action thriller. (S) (2013, 12, 90min) 
★ 6.50 Deja Vu Sci-fi thriller 
starring Denzel Washington, Val 
Kilmer and Paula Patton. (S) 

(2006, 12, 126min) ★★★★ 


6.55am Get Santa Special 7.25 
Home Alone 9.15 The Harry Hill 
Movie 10.50 Without a Paddle 
12.35pm The Hangover Part III 

As shown at 10.00pm. 2.25 Alien 
Autopsy Sci-fi comedy starring Ant 
and Dec. (2005, 12, 95min) ★★★ 
4.15 Uncle Buck Comedy with John 
Candy.. (S) (1989, 12, 94min) ★★★ 
6.00 Home Alone John Hughes's 
comedy starring Macaulay Culkin. 
(S) (1990, PG, lOOmin) ★★★★ 



8.00 PREMIERE Muppets Most 
Wanted Comedy starring 
Ricky Gervais. The gang's 
world tour is hijacked by 
Kermit's evil double, who uses 
their performances as cover 
for an international crime 
spree. (S) (2014, U, 103min) 
★★★ See review, page18 

SEX VIOLENCE LANG ••• 


10.00 PREMIERE Endless Love 

Romantic drama with Alex 
Pettyfer. (S) (2014, 12, 102min) 
★★ See review, page 19 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••© LANG ••• 

12.00m't PREMIERE Jackass 
Presents: Bad Grandpa.5 Hidden- 
camera comedy. (S) (2014, 15, 

82 min) ★★ See review, page19 
1.30am A New York Winter's Tale 
Fantasy. (S) (2014, 12, 118min) ★★ 

3.30 Coming Home for Christmas 

5.00 Oz the Great and Powerful: 
Premiere Special 5.30-6.00am 
Gravity: Sky Movies Special 



7.15am The Call 8.55 Born to Race: 
Fast Track 10.35 Black Nativity 
12.15pm Titanic As 7.00pm. 3.45 
Scary Movie 5 Horror thriller 
spoof. (S) (2013, 15, 86min) ★ 

5.15 Black Nativity Musical starring 
Jacob Latimore. A teenager runs 
away from his strict relatives and 
travels cross-country to be reunited 
with his mother at Christmas. 

(S) (2013, PG, 93min) ★★★ 


8.00 The Pacifier Comedy 
thriller starring Vin Diesel as a 
tough navy officer who is 
dispatched to protect a widow 
and her five energetic children 
from a gang of terrorists. (S) 
(2005, PG, 95min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


9.45 The Fox and the Hound 

Animated feature about a fox 
and a hound who didn't know 
they could not be friends. 
Featuring the voices of Mickey 
Rooney and Kurt Russell. (S) 
(1981, U, 83min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.15 Basil the Great Mouse 
Detective Cartoon adventure. 

(S) (1986, U, 75min) ★★ 

12.40am Treasure Island Adventure 
(S) (1950, U, 96min) ★★★★ 

2.25 Operation Dumbo Drop 
Wartime comedy adventure. (S) 
(1995, PG, 104min) ★★ 
4.25-6.00am Beverly Hills 
Chihuahua 2 Canine comedy 
sequel. (S) (2011, U, 80min) ★ 



6.25am Bruce Almighty 8.15 
Kick-Ass 2 10.15 Fun with Dick 
and Jane As 11.30pm. 12.00noon 
The World's End Special 12.30pm 
The Cable Guy As 1.05am. 

2.15 The Mask Fantasy comedy. (S) 
(1994, PG, 101 min) ★★★★ 4.15 
Liar Liar Comedy. (S) (1997, 12, 
86min) ★★★★ 6.00 The Truman 
Show Comedy starring Jim Carrey. 
(S) (1997 PG, 99min) ★★★★ 


8.00 Night at the Museum 

Fantasy adventure comedy 
starring Ben Stiller and Robin 
Williams. A security guard at 
New York’s Museum of Natural 
History discovers that after 
sunset the exhibits come to life. 
(S) (2006, PG, 108min) ★★★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE LANG ••• 


10.00 The Muppets Take 
Manhattan Musical comedy 
with Joan Rivers, Elliott Gould 
and Gregory Hines. The 
Muppets decide to take their 
college show Manhattan 
Melodies to New York. (S) 
(1984, U, 94min) ★★★★ 

SEX VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


11.40 Muppets from Space Sci-fi 
comedy. (S) (1999, U, 85min) ★★★ 
1.10am Home Alone 4 Comedy 
sequel. (S) (2002, U, 83min) ★ 
2.35 The Prince & Me As 4.00pm. 
4.30-6.00am Dr Dolittle 2 Comedy 
(S) (2001, PG, 87min) ★★★ 



6.20am Taras Bulba 8.40 Cheyenne 
Autumn 11.40 The Forty-Niners 
1.10pm Operation CIA Political 
drama. (1965, PG, 90min) ★★ 

3.00 Gun Battle at Monterey 

Western. (1957 b/w, PG, 67min) 

★★ 4.25 Operation Secret World 
War Two drama. (1952, b/w, PG, 
108min) ★★ 6.30 Savage Mutiny 

Adventure with Johnny Weissmuller 
(1953, b/w, U, 73min) ★★ 


Deja Vu 

(film started at 6.50pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE •• LANG#** 


9.00 Pain & Gain Dark crime 
comedy based on the true 
story of a trio of bodybuilders 
who went on a kidnapping and 
extortion spree in 1990s Miami. 
Stars Mark Wahlberg, Dwayne 
Johnson and Anthony Mackie. 
(S) (2013, 15, 124min) ★★★ 

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11.15 X-Men Comic-book adventure. 
(S) (2000, 12, 104min) ★★★ 

1.10am Getaway As 5.05pm. 

2.50 Hammer of the Gods Violent 
action adventure set in the Dark 
Ages. (S) (2013, 18, 94min) ★ 
4.35-6.20am Broken Lance 
Western. (1954, U, 96min) ★★★★ 



(Known as Movie Mix on Freeview) 


9.00am The Elf Who Didn't Believe 

11.00 Scrooge - A Christmas Carol 
12.50pm A Christmas Wish 3.00 
Robin and Marian Elegiac drama. 
(1976, PG, 106min) ★★★★★ 

5.10 The Wild Stallion Family drama. 
(2009, PG, 86min) ★★ 6.55 
A Christmas Carol Adaptation of 
Charles Dickens's famous Christmas 
tale. (1984, U, lOOmin)^ 


8.00 Identity Thief Comedy with 
Jason Bateman and Melissa 
McCarthy. A mild-mannered 
accountant tries to catch the 
sticky-fingered spendthrift 
who has stolen his identity. (S) 
(2013, 15, 107min) ★★★ 

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10.00 The Hangover Part III 

Dark comedy sequel starring 
Bradley Cooper, Ed Flelms, 

Zach Galifianakis and Ken Jeong. 
(S) (2013, 15, lOOmin) ★★ 

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11.45 A Very Harold & Kumar 
Christmas Comedy sequel. (S) 
(2011, 18, 89min) ★★★ 

1.20am Without a Paddle Comedy 
(S) (2004, 12, 99min) ★ 

3.05 National Lampoon's Animal 
House College campus comedy. (S) 
(1978, 15, 109min) ★★★★★ 

5.00-6.35am The Harry Hill Movie 
Comedy. (S) (2013, PG, 88min) ★★ 



7.00am Annie Claus is Coming 
to Town 9.00 Santa and Pete 

11.00 Prancer Returns 1.00pm 
A Song for the Season Romantic 
drama. (1999, U, 90min) ★★ 

3.00 I'll Be Home for Christmas 
Heart-warming drama starring 
Hal Holbrook and Eva Marie Saint. 
(1988, PG, 96min) ★★ 5.00 
Love's Christmas Journey 1/2. 
Period drama starring Natalie Hall. 


7.00 Titanic Oscar-winning 
blockbuster starring Kate Winslet, 
Leonardo DiCaprio and Billy Zane. 
(S) (1997, 12, 195min) ★★★ 

10.15 The Wolf of Wall Street 
Martin Scorsese's fact-based 
drama starring Leonardo DiCaprio. 
(S) (2013, 18, 176min) ★★★★ 

1.15am The Call Thriller starring 
Halle Berry and Abigail Breslin. 

(S) (2013, 15, 94min) ★★★ 

3.00 Pain & Gain: Sky Movies 
Special Behind the scenes. 

3.15 Dangerous Mind of a Hooligan 
Crime drama starring Samuel 
Anoyke. (S) (2014, 15, 79min) ★ 

4. 50-6. 35am Born to Race: Fast 
Track High-speed action sequel. 

(S) (2014, 12, 90min) ★★ 


8.00 Bruce Almighty Comedy 
starring Jim Carrey, Morgan 
Freeman and Jennifer Aniston. 

A discontented TV news reporter is 
invited by God to take his job and 
see if he can do any better (S) 
(2003, 12, 96min) ★★★ 

9.45 Kick-Ass 2 Comic-book action 
thriller sequel with Aaron Johnson, 
Chloe Grace Moretz and Jim Carrey. 
(S) (2013, 15, 103min) ★★ 

11.30 Fun with Dick and Jane 
Satirical comedy starring Jim 
Carrey. (2005, 12, 90min) ★★ 
1.05am The Cable Guy Comedy. 

(S) (1996, 12, 96min) ★★★ 

2.45 Liar Liar As 4.15pm. 
4.15-6.00am The Truman Show 

Comedy, as shown at 6.00pm. 


7.55 Canyon Ambush Western 
starring Johnny Mack Brown. 

(1952, b/w, U, 53min) ★★ 

9.00 The Dark Supernatural horror 
chiller starring Maria Bello and 
Sean Bean. (2005, 15, 93min) ★★ 

10.40 John Carpenter's Vampires 
Horror thriller starring James 
Woods. (1997, 18, 107min) ★★★ 
12.35am The Dark As 9.00pm. 

2.10 John Carpenter's Vampires 
Horror thriller, as 10.40pm 

4.00 Off Set With Michael Caine. 
4.25 Off Set With Ben Miller 
4.45 Off Set With Jamie Cullum. 

5.00-6.30am Gun Battle at 

Monterey 


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9.00 Hollow Man II Thriller starring 
Christian Slater A soldier puts his 
life in danger when he volunteers 
for a special invisibility programme 
as part of a corrupt government 
scheme to develop a platoon of 
super-commandos. With Laura 
Regan. (2006, 15, 88min) ★★ 
10.50 The Hunt for Osama Bin 
Laden Fact-based drama about 
the 2011 attack on Osama Bin 
Laden's Pakistan compound, 
starring William Fichtner and Anson 
Mount. (2012, 15, 96min) ★★ 
1.00am Seven Pounds Emotional 
drama. (2007, 12, 117min) ★★★★ 
3.25-5.50am The Caine Mutiny 
Court-Martial Military drama. 
(1988, PG, lOOmin) ★★★ 


7.00 Christmas Eve Family drama 
starring Loretta Young and Trevor 
Howard. (1986, PG, lOOmin) ★★ 

9.00 A Different Kind of Christmas 
Festive drama starring Shelley Long 
as a mayoral candidate with an 
embarrassing secret - her father 
thinks he's Santa Claus. With Barry 
Bostwick. (1996, U, 88min) ★★ 

11.00 The Year Without a Santa 
Claus Comedy starring John 
Goodman. (2006, U, 85min) ★★ 

1.00am A Christmas Romance 
Drama. (1995, U, 91 min) ★★ 

3.00 Annie Claus is Coming to 
Town Seasonal family drama. 

(2011, U, 87min) ★★★ 

5.00-7.00am A Chance of Snow 
Drama. (1998, PG, 87min) ★★ 


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(film started at 6.45pm) 

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9.00 Runner Runner Thriller 
with Justin Timberlake, Gemma 
Arterton and Ben Affleck. A 
young man becomes entangled 
in a romantic triangle with an 
online gambling tycoon and his 
lover. (S) (2013, 15, 91 min) ★★ 

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10.35 Four Brothers Revenge 
thriller starring Mark Wahlberg, 
Tyrese Gibson, Andre Benjamin 
and Garrett Hedlund. (S) 
(2005, 15, 109min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


12.30am The Last Boy Scout Action 
thriller (S) ( 1991, 18, 101 min) ★★★ 
2.20 Blow Fact-based drama. (S) 
(2001, 18, 123min) ★★ 
4.30-6.10am Malpractice Thriller. 

(S) (2001, PG, 91 min) ★★ 


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8.30am Behind the Screens 8.45 
I Still Dream of Jeannie 10.40 
Jakob the Liar 1.00pm 12 Dogs of 
Christmas: Great Puppy Rescue 

Musical. (2012, U, 97min) ★★ 

3.05 Santa's Summer House Festive 
comedy. (2012, PG, llOmin) ★★ 
4.55 The National Tree Road 
movie. (2009, PG, 105min) ★★ 
6.40 Starman Fantasy starring Jeff 
Bridges. (1984, PG, 115min) ★★★ 


8.00 Elf Family fantasy comedy 
starring Will Ferrell and James 
Caan. A man raised as an 
elf at the North Pole goes in 
search of his human parents. 
(S) (2003, PG, 97min) ★★★★ 

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9.45 Sleepless in Seattle 

Romantic comedy starring Tom 
Hanks and Meg Ryan as two 
people who fall in love without 
ever meeting. A woman hears 
a grieving widower pour his 
heart out on the radio and 
becomes convinced he is 
the man of her dreams. (S) 
(1993, PG, 105min) ★★★★★ 

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11.35 Ernest Saves Christmas 

Comedy. (S) (1988, U, 88min) ★★ 

1.15am The Best Man Holiday 

Comedy drama, as 5.50pm. 

3.25 Pete's Christmas Festive 
fantasy. (S) (2013, PG, 86min) ★★ 
5.05-6.45am Holy Night! Animated 
fantasy. (S) (2011, U, 92min) ★★★ 


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7.00am The Christmas Switch 

9.00 A Royal Christmas 11.00 All 
About Christmas Eve 1.00pm 
Holiday Road Trip Romantic drama 
starring Ashley Scott and Patrick 
Muldoon. (2013, PG, 88min) ★★ 

3.00 Christmas Angel Romantic 
comedy. (2009, PG, 90min) ★★★ 

5.00 The Christmas Spirit 
Festive fantasy starring Nicollette 
Sheridan. (2013, PG, 120min) ★★ 


9.00 Vamps Vampire comedy 
starring Alicia Silverstone and 
Krysten Ritter as a pair of 
party-loving, flat-sharing vampires 
in modern-day New York. With Dan 
Stevens. (2012, 12, 92min) ★★★ 
10.55 Single White Female 2: 

The Psycho Thriller sequel starring 
Kristen Miller and Allison Lange. 

A woman begins to suspect that 
her new flatmate might have 
psychotic tendencies. With Todd 
Babcock. (2005, 18, 91 min) ★ 
12.50am Incubus Horror thriller 
starring Tara Reid and Russell 
Carter. (2005, 15, 84min) ★ 
2.40-3.00am Behind the Screens 


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7.00 An American Christmas Carol 

Charles Dickens's classic tale 
updated to Depression-era 
America, starring Henry Winkler as 
Scrooge. (1979, U, lOOmin) ★★★ 

9.00 One Starry Christmas 
Romantic drama starring Sarah 
Carter and Damon Runyan. 

An astronomer questions her 
relationship with her cynical 
boyfriend. (2014, PG, 120min) ★★ 

11.00 Christmas Mix Romantic 
comedy starring Haylie Duff and 
Tilky Jones. (2014, PG, 90min) ★★ 

1.00am A Christmas Rescue Festive 
drama. (2012, PG, 90min) ★★ 

3.00-5.00am The Christmas 
Takeover Seasonal fantasy starring 
Harry Hamlin. (1998, U, 85min) ★ 


The Wolverine 

(film started at 6.45pm) 

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9.00 28 Days Later Horror 
thriller starring Cillian Murphy, 
Naomie Harris, Megan Burns, 
Brendan Gleeson and 
Christopher Eccleston. A group 
of people struggles to survive 
when a deadly virus devastates 
the UK, trapping its victims in a 
state of murderous rage. (S) 
(2002, 18, 113min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

11.00 28 Weeks Later Horror sequel 
to 28 Days Later, starring Robert 
Carlyle and Jeremy Renner. 

(S) (2007, 18, 99min) ★★★ 

12.45am The X-Files Sci-fi drama 
spin-off from the TV series. (S) 
(1998, 15, 120min) ★★★★ 

3.00 28 Days Later As 9 00pm 

5.00 The Amazing Spider-Man 2 
Special A look at the blockbuster 

5.30-6.00am Interstellar: Nolan's 
Odyssey Behind the scenes. 


8.15 Philomena Moving comedy 
drama based on a true-story, 
starring Judi Dench and Steve 
Coogan. An ex-BBC journalist 
strives to help an elderly 
working-class Irishwoman 
find the son she gave up for 
adoption 50 years earlier. (S) 
(2013, 12, 98min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

10.00 Summer of Sam Spike 
Lee's drama starring John 
Leguizamo, Adrien Brody, Mira 
Sorvino and Jennifer Esposito. 
(1999, 18, 142min) ★★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


12.30am American History X 

Controversial race-hate drama. (S) 
(1998, 18, 114min) ★★★★ 

2.40 Jay and Silent Bob Strike 
Back Kevin Smith's comedy. (S) 
(2001, 18, 104min) ★★★ 
4.40-5.00am Captain Phillips: Sky 
Movies Special With Tom Hanks. 


Fred Claus 

(film started at 6.50pm) 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 


9.00 PREMIERE The Bay 

Ecological found-footage 
thriller with Kether Donohue. 
A reporter investigates how 
a Maryland resort became 
infested with mutant parasites. 
(S) (2012,15, 84min) ★★★★ 
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SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

10.45 10 Years Ensemble 
comedy drama starring 
Channing Tatum, Rosario 
Dawson and Oscar Isaac. (S) 
(2011, 12, 97min) ★★★ 

SEX ••• VIOLENCE ••• LANG ••• 

12.50-3.45am The Girl Who 
Kicked The Hornet's Nest 

Swedish crime thriller, the final 
part in the Millennium trilogy. 
Subtitled. (2009, 15, 146min) ★★ 


FILMS SHOWING ON OTHER CHANNELS TODAY 


DAYTIME (1-7pm) 


1 .1 Opm Cromwell 5USA Historical 
epic starring Richard Harris. ★★★ 

1 .50pm Dear Secret Santa Channel 
5 Drama starring Tatyana Ali, Bill 
Cobbs and Jordin Sparks. (HD) ★★ 
2.00pm Home for Christmas SonyTV 
Weepie starring Mickey Rooney. ★★ 
2.00pm Snowmageddon Syfy 
Seasonal disaster thriller. (HD) ★ 
3.35pm A Christmas Kiss Channel 5 
Festive romance starring Laura 
Breckenridge. (HD)^ 


EVENING (7-llpm) 


8.00pm Pearl Harbor ITV2 World 
War Two romantic drama. (HD) ★ 
9.00pm Trespass Channel 5 
Home-invasion thriller. (HD) ★★ 
9.00pm Licence to Kill ITV4 Spy 
adventure starring Timothy Dalton 
and Carey Lowell. (HD) ★★★ 
9.00pm The Mechanic E4 Action 
thriller with Jason Statham. (HD) ★★ 
9.00pm Dumb and Dumber 5 ★ 
Blockbuster comedy. ★★ 

9.00pm The Tourist More 4 Romantic 
comedy thriller. (HD) ★★★ 

9.00pm Legion SonyTV Action 
fantasy thriller starring Paul 
Bettany and Lucas Black. ★★★ 
9.00pm Certain Prey FOX Action 
thriller with Mark Harmon. (HD) ★★ 
9.00pm Fear Horror Channel 
Psychological chiller. ★★ 

9.40pm 'Twas the Night Disney 
Seasonal sci-fi fantasy. ★★ 

1 0.00pm Sin City Dave Gory film noir 
thriller based on the graphic novels 
of Frank Miller. (HD) ★★★★ 

1 0.50pm Shoot 'Em Up Channel 5 
Spoof action thriller. (HD) ★★★★ 

1 0.50pm Hatchet II Horror Channel 
Darkly comic slasher sequel. ★ 


1 1 .00pm Attack Force Syfy 

Action thriller starring Steven 
Seagal and Lisa Lovbrand. (HD) ★ 

1 1 .35pm Boyz N the Hood BBC2 
Oscar-nominated urban drama 
starring Larry Fishburne and 
Cuba Gooding Jr. (HD) ★★★★★ 

1 1 .45pm Scarface ITV4 Brian De 
Palma's crime thriller. (HD) ★★★★ 

1 2.1 5am The Count of Monte 
Cristo/7V3 Swashbuckling 
adventure based on Alexandre 
Dumas's classic tale. (HD) ★★★★ 

1 2.25am Dear God No! Horror 
Channel Gory B-movie horror 
starring Jett Bryant. ★★★ 

1 .00am Martha Marcy May 
Marlene Channel 4 Thriller starring 
Elizabeth Olsen. (HD) ★★★★ 

1 .00am Ice Spiders Syfy Sci-fi 
monster thriller. (HD) ★★ 

1 .55am The Man Who Fell to Earth 
Horror Channel Sci-fi fantasy starring 
David Bowie and Rip Torn. ★★★★ 
2.40am Because I Said So Channel 4 
Romantic comedy. (HD) ★★ 
4.00am Collision Course Syfy 
Action thriller starring Tia Carrere 
and David Chokachi. (HD) ★★ 


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VIRGIN 504 
HD 514 


SKY SPORTS 4 


SKY 405 


HD 405/439 


VIRGIN 505 
HD 515 


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6.00am WWE-Raw(HD) 

8.00 Sporting Rivalries (HD) 
8.30 LIVE Big Bash Cricket: 
Sydney Sixers v Melbourne 
Renegades. (HD) 

12.00noon Ringside (HD) 
1.00pm Sporting Rivalries 
(HD) 1.30 Football League 
Gold 1.45 Football Gold 

2.00 Premier League 100 
Club (HD) 2.30 Premier 
League Legends (HD) 

3.00 One2 Eleven (HD) 3.30 
Football League Gold 3.45 
Football Gold 4.00 Ringside 
(HD) 5.00 NFL (HD) 6.00 
The Fantasy Football Club 
(HD) 7.00 The Rugby Club 
(HD) 7.30 LIVE Top 14 
Rugby Union: Grenoble v 
Stade Francais. (HD) 10.00 
The Fantasy Football Club 
(HD) 11.00 Premier League 
Preview (HD) 11.30 Premier 
League 100 Club (HD) 
12.00m't 0ne2 Eleven (HD) 
12.30am Football League 
Gold 12.45 Football Gold 

1.00 Premier League 100 
Club (HD) 1.30 Premier 
League Legends (HD) 2.00 
The Fantasy Football Club 
(HD) 3.00 One2 Eleven 
(HD) 3.30 Football League 
Gold 3.45 Football Gold 

4.00 Premier League 100 
Club (HD) 4.30 Premier 
League Legends (HD) 5.00 
Premier League 100 Club 
(HD) 5.30-6.00am Premier 
League Legends (HD) 


6.00am Cricket Classics 

6.55 Sporting Greats 7.25 
Best of ICC WT20 (HD) 

7.55 Best of ICC WT20 
(HD) 8.25 LIVE Test 
Cricket: South Africa v 
West Indies: Day three of 
the opening Test in the 
three-match series, which 
is staged at SuperSport 
Park in Centurion. (HD) 

4.00pm Big Bash Cricket 

Sydney Sixers v Melbourne 
Renegades: Action from the 
Sydney Cricket Ground. (HD) 

7.30 Test Cricket South 
Africa v West Indies: 
Highlights of day three 
of the opening Test. (HD) 

8.30 Tight Lines Fishing 
show with Keith Arthur. (HD) 

9.30 Barclays Premier 
League Preview A look 
ahead to the weekend. (HD) 

10.00 WWE - Late Night - 
Smackdown Over-the-top 
wrestling action. (HD) 

12.00m't WWE - Late Night 
- Bottom Line (HD) 1.00am 
Test Cricket (HD) 2.00 
Barclays Premier League 
Preview (HD) 2.30 Sporting 
Greats 3.00 Tight Lines 
(HD) 4.00 Sporting Heroes: 
Peter Reid Interviews Allan 
Lamb (HD) 5.00-6.00am 
Sporting Heroes: Gary 
Newbon Interviews 
Sir Ben Ainslie (HD) 


6.00am Darts Gold 7.00 
World Darts Championship: 
As shown at 12.30pm. (HD) 

12.00noon Darts Gold 

Phil Taylor v Michael van 
Gerwen from 2013. (HD) 

12.15pm Darts Gold 

Phil Taylor v Wayne 
Mardle from 2008. (HD) 

12.30 World Darts 
Championship Action 
from the opening night of 
matches at the Alexandra 
Palace in London. (HD) 

5.30 Darts Gold Colin Lloyd 
vJohn Part from 2005. 

5.45 Darts Gold Phil Taylor v 
Adrian Lewis in 2013. (HD) 

6.00 Time of Our Lives 

Gary Newbon talks to Phil 
Taylor, Mike Gregory and 
Tony Green about their 
favourite darts memories 
from down the years. 

7.00 LIVE World Darts 
Championship Coverage of 
the second night of matches 
at the Alexandra Palace in 
London, which is set to 
feature one contest in the 
preliminary round and four 
first-round clashes. (HD) 

12.00m't Legends of Darts 
12.30am Darts Gold 
1.00-6.00am World Darts 
Championship: Action 
from the second night of 
matches at the Alexandra 
Palace in London. (HD) 


6.00am Shell's Wonderful 
World of Golf 7.30 Sporting 
Greats 8.30 PGA Tour 
Classic (HD) 10.30 Barclays 
Premier League World (HD) 
11.00 Racing News (HD) 
11.30 Sporting Greats 

12.00noon PGA Tour Classic 

A look back at the 2003 
MCI Heritage Classic. 

1.00pm Barclays Premier 
League World (HD) 

1.30 Shell's Wonderful 
World of Golf As 7.00pm. 

3.30 Sporting Greats (HD) 

4.00 Sporting Greats 

4.30 Sporting Greats 

5.00 Shell's Wonderful 
World of Golf Sergio 
Garcia v Phil Mickelson. 

6.30 Sea Master Sailing (HD) 

7.00 Shell's Wonderful 
World of Golf Michael 
Campbell v Fred Couples. 

9.00 Trilby Tour Golf 

Highlights of the Trilby 2's. 

10.00 Franklin Templeton 
Shootout Golf Action from 
the Tiburon Golf Club at the 
Ritz in Naples, Florida. (HD) 

12.00m't Shell's Wonderful 
World of Golf 1.30am 
Sporting Greats 2.00 
Shell's Wonderful World 
of Golf 4.00 PGA Tour 
Classic 5.00-6.00am 
Trilby Tour Golf (HD) 


6.00am Highlights 2.30pm 
Football’s Greatest Players 
(HD) 4.30 Football’s 
Greatest International Teams 
(HD) 5.30 Football's 
Greatest Teams (HD) 6.00 
News HQ at 6 (HD) 7.00 
Football’s Greatest Players 
(HD) 7.30 Football’s Greatest 
International Teams (HD) 

8.30 Football's Greatest 
Players (HD) 9.00 Football's 
Greatest International Teams 
(HD) 9.30 Football's 
Greatest Teams (HD) 10.00 
Football’s Greatest Players 
(HD) 10.30 Football’s 
Greatest Teams (HD) 11.00 
Football’s Greatest 
International Teams (HD) 

11.30 Football's Greatest 
Teams (HD) 12.00m't 
Football’s Greatest 
International Teams (HD) 
12.30am Football’s Greatest 
Teams (HD) 1.00 Football’s 
Greatest Managers 

1.30 Football’s Greatest 
Players (HD) 2.00 Football's 
Greatest Teams (HD) 

2.30 Football's Greatest 
International Teams (HD) 
3.00 Football’s Greatest 
Teams (HD) 3.30 Football's 
Greatest Managers 4.00 
Football’s Greatest Players 
(HD) 4.30 Football's 
Greatest Teams (HD) 5.00 
Football’s Greatest 
International Teams (HD) 
5.30-6.00am Football’s 
Greatest Teams (HD) 


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7.30am Biathlon (HD) 8.15 
SkiJumping (HD) 9.15 LIVE 
Alpine Skiing: World Cup 
coverage from Val d'lsere in 
France. (HD) 10.45 LIVE 
Alpine Skiing: World Cup 
coverage from Val Gardena- 
Groeden in Italy. (HD) 

12.30pm LIVE Ski Jumping 

World Cup coverage from 
Engelberg, Switzerland. (HD) 

1.30 LIVE Biathlon The 

World Cup meeting from 
Pokljuka in Slovenia. (HD) 

2.45 Biathlon World Cup 
action from Slovenia. (HD) 

4.45 Alpine Skiing World Cup 
action from Val Gardena- 
Groeden in Italy. (HD) 

5.45 Olympia Horse Show 

Highlights of the third day 
of the prestigious event. 

6.15 LIVE Olympia Horse 
Show The fourth day of 
the event at the Olympia 
Grand Hall in London. 

7.15 Timbersports World 
Championship Highlights 
from Innsbruck, Austria. 

8.15 Strongest Man: Giants 
Live Action from Sweden. 

9.15 Darts Highlights of 
the Dutch Open. (HD) 

10.30 Darts Action from the 
BDO World Trophy. (HD) 

12.00m't GT Academy 
2014: Masterclass 

12.1 5-1 2. 30am WATTS 


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6.00am Rugby Tonight Extra 
(HD) 6.30 French Ligue 1 
Preview (HD) 7.00 SportsHUB 
(HD) 7.15 Total Italian Football 
(HD) 7.45 Bundesliga Preview 
(HD) 8.15 SportsHUB (HD) 

8.30 Global Goals (HD) 8.40 
LIVE A-League Football (HD) 
10.45 French Ligue 1 
Preview (HD) 11.15 Rugby 
Tonight Extra (HD) 11.45 
SportsHUB (HD) 12.00noon 
Baker & Kelly’s VSPO (HD) 

1.00pm Premier League World 
(HD) 1.30 Bundesliga Review 
(HD) 2.30 BTSP (HD) 3.00 
French Ligue 1 Preview (HD) 

3.30 A-League Football (HD) 

5.00 Bundesliga Preview 
(HD) 5.30 Baker & Kelly's 
VSPO (HD) 6.30 Premier 
League Preview (HD) 7.00 
Football Tonight (HD) 

7.30 LIVE Conference Football: 
Bristol Rovers v Gateshead: 
Kick-off is at 7.45. (HD) 10.00 
MLB Special (HD) 11.00 
Premier League Preview (HD) 

11.30 Total Italian Football 
(HD) 12.00m't NBA Action 
(HD) 12.30am NBA 
Countdown (HD) 1.00 LIVE 
NBA: San Antonio Spurs v 
Portland Trail Blazers. (HD) 
3.30-6.00am LIVE NBA: 

Los Angeles Lakers v 
Oklahoma City Thunder. (HD) 



6.00am 30 for 30 (HD) 

7.30 Boxing Tonight 
(HD) 8.30 Serie A (HD) 
10.00 Serie A (HD) 11.30 
Total Italian Football (HD) 

12.00noon Drift Allstars (HD) 

1.00pm World of Tennis (HD) 

1.30 Road to Rio (HD) 

2.00 Serie A Action from 
Cagliari vJuventus. (HD) 

3.30 Serie A Action from 
Napoli v Parma. (HD) 

5.00 Rugby Tonight Recent 
action from the English 
Premiership. (HD) 

6.30 Rugby Tonight Extra 
Premiership action. (HD) 

7.00 LIVE Premiership Rugby 
Union Sale Sharks v Exeter 
Chiefs: The top-flight clash 
from AJ Bell Stadium. 

Kick-off is at 7.45. (HD) 

10.00 MLB Special A look back 
at the 2014 World Series 
between San Francisco Giants 
and Kansas City Royals. (HD) 

11.00 UFC171: Hendricks v 
Lawler Johny Hendricks 

v Robbie Lawler (HD) 

2.00am 30 for 30 (HD) 3.30 
Premier League Preview 
(HD) 4.00 The Football's On 
(HD) 5.00 UFC - Ultimate 
Insider (HD) 5.30-6.00am 
World Wide Sports (HD) 


6.00am College Football (HD) 
9.00 College Football Live 
(HD) 9.30 World Wide 
Sports (HD) 10.00 ESPN 
Kicks (HD) 10.15 College 
Basketball: As 3.45pm. (HD) 
12.00noon College Football 
An NCAA Division II 
Championship semi-final. (HD) 
3.00pm College Football 
Special - Herbies Pre-Bowl 
Special 2014 (HD) 

3.30 ESPN Kicks (HD) 

3.45 College Basketball 

Connecticut Huskies v 
Duke Blue Devils. (HD) 

5.30 NBA Chicago Bulls v 
New York Knicks. (HD) 

7.30 LIVE Bundesliga FSV 
Mainz 05 v Bayern Munich: 
The German top-flight fixture 
from the Coface Arena. 
Kick-off is at 7.30. (HD) 

9.30 NBA Action from 
Golden State Warriors v 
Oklahoma City Thunder. (HD) 

11.30 NBA Action (HD) 
12.00m't College Football Live 

(HD) 12.30am Road to Rio 
(HD) 1.00 LIVE College 
Football: An NCAA Division I 
FCS Championship semi- 
final. (HD) 4.00-6.00am 
NCAA Championship 
Women's Volleyball (HD) 


6.00am Asia Pacific Rally 
Championship 6.25 
FIA World Endurance 
Championship 9.00 NASCAR 

12.10pm Top Speed 

12.40 Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series As 11.05pm. 

1.40 Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series The Pro 4 
and Pro Buggy disciplines 
from Lake Elsinore, California. 

2.45 GT Asia Series 

3.15 Australian National Drag 
Racing Action from Sydney. 

4.20 Australasian Supersport 

5.20 Australasian Superbikes 

6.25 Auto Mundial 

6.55 V de V Series A look 
back at the 2014 endurance 
motor racing series. 

9.00 Scottish Borders Hill 
Rally Action from the event 
at the Forrest Estate in 
Dumfries and Galloway. 

10.05 Trophee Andros Action 
from round two in Andorra. 

11.05 Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series The Pro Lite 
and Pro 2 disciplines from 
Lake Elsinore, California. 

12.10am Lucas Oil Off Road 
Racing Series 1.15 Ferrari 
Finali Mondial! 3.15 VdeV 
Series 5.05-6.00am 
Scottish Borders Hill Rally 



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LIVE 

South Africa 
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Sky Sports 2 HD 

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SKY SPORTS FI 


SKY 407 

HD 407/451 


VIRGIN 507 
HD 517 


6.00-9.30am The Home of 
Formula One 9.30 Formula 1: 
The Italian Grand Prix: 

A re-run of the 13th round of 
the season at the Autodromo 
Nazionale Monza. (HD) 
2.30pm Legends of FI (HD) 
2.35 Formula 1: The Singapore 
Grand Prix: The 14th round of 
the season from the Marina 
Bay Street Circuit. (HD) 

7.35 Formula 1: The Japanese 
Grand Prix: A re-run of the 
15th round of the season 
at the Suzuka Circuit. (HD) 
12.20am FI Classic Races 
(HD) 1.20 Legends of FI 
(HD) 1.30-6.00am The 
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7.00am SkiJumping (HD) 

8.30 Biathlon (HD) 9.30 
LIVE Snowboarding: The 
World Cup meeting from 
Montafon in Austria. (HD) 

10.30 Figure Skating (HD) 

12.00noon Biathlon (HD) 

I. 00pm Alpine Skiing (HD) 

2.00 SkiJumping (HD) 

3.00 Olympia Horse Show 

4.00 Figure Skating Action 
from the Grand Prix of 
Figure Skating Final. (HD) 

6.00 Biathlon World Cup 
action from Slovenia. (HD) 

7.00 Alpine Skiing World 
Cup highlights from Val 
Gardena-Groeden, Italy. (HD) 

8.00 Alpine Skiing Action 
from the World Cup meeting 
from Val d'lsere, France. (HD) 

9.00 Biathlon World Cup 
action from Slovenia. (HD) 

10.00 SkiJumping World Cup 
action from Switzerland. (HD) 

10.30 Boxing: Knockout 
Classics Memorable 
knockouts in boxing history. 

II. 30 Strongest Man: Giants 
Live Action from Sweden. 

12.30am Alpine Skiing (HD) 
1.00 SkiJumping (HD) 2.00 
Fight Club 4.00 Strongest 
Man: Giants Live 5.00- 
6.30am Alpine Skiing (HD) 


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12.30pm LIVE Racing 
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5.30pm LIVE Get In! At The 

Races Coverage from Dundalk 
and Wolverhampton. 

7.30pm LIVE Scrum V BBC2 
Wales Cardiff Blues v Scarlets: 


All the action from the Arms 
Park. Kick-off is at 7.35. 

9.30pm LIVE Stateside At The 

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2.00am LIVE Australian Racing 

At The Races From Australia. 


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SATURDAY 7.00am Arthur 7.10 
League of Super Evil 7.25 Pet Squad 
7.40 Shaun 7.45 MOTD Kickabout 
NEW EDITION 8.00 Sport 
Showdown 8.30 The Next Step 9.00 
Friday Download NEW EDITION 

10.00 Whoops NEW EDITION 
10.20 Total Wipeout 11.20 Our School 

11.55 Newsround 12.00noon 
Dumping Ground 12.30pm Sorry, 

I’ve Got No Head 1.00 4 O’clock 
Club 1.25 Dumping Ground 1.55 
Newsround 2.05 Millie Inbetween 
4.50 How to Be Epic 5.05 The Next 
Step 5.30 Millie Inbetween 6.00 All 
at Sea 6.30-7.00pm Scooby-Doo 

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 

7.15am Strange Hill High 8.00 Shaun 
8.10 Slammer Returns 8.40 Whoops 

9.00 Technobabble NEW EDITION 
9.15 Absolute Genius 9.45 Sport 
Showdown 10.15 How to Be Epic 

10.30 Ludus 11.00 Millie Inbetween 
11.30 All at Sea 12.00noon 

Newsround 12.05pm Blue Peter 
12.35 Operation Ouch! 1.00 Help! 

My School Trip Is Magic 1.30 Horrible 
Histories 2.00-2.05 Newsround 

4.30 Dumping Ground 5.00 Friday 
Download 6.00 Worst Year of My Life 
- Again 6.25-7.00pm Rocket's Island 

MONDAY 7.00am Arthur 7.20 
Sidekick 7.30 The Joke Machine 7.35 
MOTD Kickabout NEW EDITION 
7.40 Newsround 7.45 NEW 4 
O'clock Club Files 8.15 Newsround 
8.25 Marrying Mum and Dad 8.55 
Tracy Beaker 9.10 Sarah Jane 9.40 
Wingin' It 10.00 Hit the Stage 10.30 
Millie Inbetween 10.55 The Slammer 
11.25 Splatalot 11.50 Bear Behaving 
Badly 12.15pm Marrying Mum and 
Dad 12.40 Junior BakeOff 1.10 
Extreme School 1.40 The Sparticle 
Mystery 2.10 Millie Inbetween 2.35 
Wingin’ It 3.00 Shaun NEW 
EPISODE 3.10 Dennis the Menace 
and Gnasher 3.20 Sidekick NEW 
EPISODE 3.35 Scooby-Doo 
3.55 Dragons: Riders of Berk 4.20 
Newsround 4.30 4 O'clock Club Files 

5.00 NEW Show Me What You’re 
Made Of 5.30 Strange Hill High NEW 
EPISODE 5.55-7.00pm NEW Sam 
& Mark's Big Christmas Wind Up 

TUESDAY As Mon except: 

3.55-4.20pm Dragons: Defenders of 
Berk 5.30 A Christmas Panic! 6.00 
Scooby-Doo 6.20 Minuscule 
6.25-7.00pm Slammer Returns 

WEDNESDAY As Tue except: 

5.30pm Millie Inbetween NEW EPISODE 

6.00 Our School NEW EPISODE 

6.25-7.00pm 4 O'clock Club 

THURSDAY As Tue except: 

5.30pm Blue Peter: It's Christmas! 

NEW EDITION 6.00 Horrible 
Histories 6.30-7.00pm All at Sea 

FRIDAY As Mon except: 

9.10-9.40am Sarah Jane 10.30 All at 
Sea 10.55-11.25 Slammer Returns 
2.10-2.35pm All at Sea 3.10-4.20 
Tracy Beaker 5.30 Sport Showdown 
NEW EDITION 6.00 NEW Katie 
Morag 6.20 Dragons: Gift of the 
Night Fury 6.40-7.00pm Diddy 
Movies: Cowboys & Christmas! 


SATURDAY 6.00am Tikkabilla 

6.30 ZingZillas 6.55 Pingu 7.00 
Cloudbabies 7.10 Postman Pat 7.25 
Dinopaws 7.40 Everything’s Rosie 7.50 
Q Pootle 5 8.00 Octonauts 8.15 Mike 
the Knight 8.25 Chuggington 8.35 
Timmy Time 8.45 Little Robots 9.00 
Rastamouse 9.10 Mister Maker 9.30 
Minibeast Adventure 9.40 ZingZillas 

9.45 Something Special 10.05 Peter 
Rabbit 10.20 Tree Fu Tom 10.45 
Furchester Hotel 11.00 Swashbuckle 
11.20 Octonauts 11.45 Grandpa 
12.00noon 3rd & Bird 

12.15pm Balamory 12.35 Waybuloo 1.00 
Show Me Show Me 1.25 Tilly and 
Friends 1.35 Mr Bloom 2.00 
Rastamouse 2.10 Mister Maker 2.30 
Minibeast Adventure 2.40 ZingZillas 

2.45 Something Special 3.05 Peter 
Rabbit 3.20 Tree Fu Tom 3.45 Wild 
Adventures 4.00 Justin’s House 4.25 
Octonauts 4.50 Grandpa 5.00 
Furchester Hotel 5.10 Swashbuckle 5.35 
Topsy and Tim 5.45 Charlie and Lola 

6.00 Abney & Teal 6.10 Waybuloo 6.20 
Night Garden 6.50-7.00pm Story 

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 

12.10-12.35pm Balamory 5.00 
Swashbuckle 5.25 Katie Morag 
5.55-6.00 Salty's Waggy Tales 

6.10-6.20pm 64 Zoo Lane 

MONDAY 6.00am Tikkabilla 6.30 
ZingZillas 6.55 Pingu 7.00 Cloudbabies 

7.10 Postman Pat 7.25 Dinopaws 7.40 
Kate & Mim-Mim 7.50 Q Pootle 5 8.00 
Octonauts 8.15 Mike the Knight 8.25 
Chuggington 8.35 Timmy Time 8.45 
Woolly & Tig 9.00 Abadas 9.10 Bing 
9.25 Mr Bloom 9.40 Woolly & Tig 9.45 
Something Special 10.05 Charley Bear 

10.15 Let’s Play 10.35 Magic Hands 
10.40 Lingo Show 10.55 Alphablocks 

11.00 Mister Maker 11.20 Melody 11.30 
Big Barn Farm 11.40 Tweenies 
12.00noon 3rd & Bird 12.10pm 
Balamory 12.35 Waybuloo 1.00 Abadas 

1.10 Bing 1.25 Mr Bloom 1.40 Woolly & 
Tig 1.45 Something Special 2.05 
Charley Bear 2.15 Let’s Play 2.35 Magic 
Hands 2.40 Lingo Show 2.55 
Alphablocks 3.00 Mister Maker 3.20 
Melody 3.30 Raa Raa 3.40 Charlie and 
Lola 3.50 Minibeast Adventure 4.00 
Numtums NEW EPISODE 4.10 Dipdap 

4.15 My Pet and Me NEW EDITION 

4.30 My Story 4.45 Time for School 
NEW EPISODE 5.00 Sarah & Duck 
5.05 Tree Fu Tom NEW EPISODE 5.30 
Boj 5.45 Old Jack's Boat 6.00 Abney & 
Teal 6.10 64 Zoo Lane 6.20 Night 
Garden 6.50-7.00pm Bedtime Story 

TUESDAY As Mon except: 

8.45-9.00am Little Robots 5.00pm 
Kate & Mim-Mim NEW EPISODE 
5.20-5.30 Sarah & Duck NEW 
EPISODE 5.40-5.45pm Dipdap 

WED As Tue except: 4.55pm Sarah 
& Duck 5.00 Octonauts 5.25- 
5.30pm NEW SERIES Hey Duggee 

THU As Tue except: 4.45pm Q 
Pootle 5 5.15-5.30 Topsy and Tim 
5.40-6.00pm Old Jack's Boat: The 
Christmas Quest 

FRI As Mon except: 8.45-9.00am 
Little Robots 12.00noon- 12.1 5pm 

Woolly & Tig 4.45 Woolly & Tig 5.00 
Peter Pan 5.40 Sarah & Duck 
5.45-6.00 Furchester Hotel 

6.10-6.20pm Waybuloo 


SATURDAY 6.00am Dora the 
Explorer 6.30 Peppa 7.30 Zack & 
Quack8.00 Ben & Holly 9.00 
Bubble Guppies 9.30 Dora the 
Explorer 10.30 FILM Barbie: 
Mariposa and the Fairy Princess 
12.00noon Peppa 12.30pm Ben 
& Holly 1.30 FILM Barbie: The Pearl 
Princess 3.00 Ben & Holly 3.30 
Peppa 4.00 Paw Patrol 

4.30 Zack & Quack5.00 Dora and 
Friends: Into the City 5.30 Ben 
& Holly 5.45 Lily's Driftwood Bay 

6.15 Peppa 6.45 Pajanimals 7.15 
Ben & Holly 7.45 Guess How Much 
I Love You 8.00 Ben & Holly 8.15 
Peppa 8.30 Ben & Holly 8.45 
Peppa 9.15 Ben & Holly 9.30 
Peppa 9.45 Ben & Holly 

10.00 Rugrats 11.00 Wonder Pets! 

11.30 Angelina Ballerina: The Next 
Steps 12.00m't Dora the Explorer 
12.30am Peppa 2.10 Go Diego Go! 
2.35 Dora the Explorer 2.50 
Wonder Pets! 3.40 Rugrats 4.05 
Ni Hao, Kai-Lan 4.30 Angelina 
Ballerina: The Next Steps 4.40 
Humf 5.05-6.00am Peppa 

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 

9.00am FILM Barbie in A Christmas 
Carol 10.30 Ben & Holly 11.00 
Zack & Quack11.30am- 
12.00noon Peppa 1.30-3.00pm 
FILM Barbie in A Christmas Carol 
4.00-4.30 Dora and Friends: 

Into the City 5.00 Peppa 
5.15-5.30pm Ben & Holly 

MONDAY 6.00am Dora 
the Explorer 6.30 Peppa 7.30 
Zack & Quack8.00 Paw Patrol 

8.30 Ben & Holly 9.00 Bubble 
Guppies NEW EPISODE 9.30 
Wonder Pets! 10.00 Zack & 
Quack10.15 Ben & Holly 

10.30 Dinosaur Train 11.00 Zack & 
Quack11.30 Peppa 12.30pm Ben 
& Holly 1.30 Lily's Driftwood Bay 
2.00 Wonder Pets! 2.30 Zack & 
Quack3.00 Ben & Holly 3.30 
Peppa 4.00 Wallykazam! 4.30 Paw 
Patrol 5.00 Dora and Friends: Into 
the City 5.30 Peppa 5.45 Ben & 
Holly 6.15 Peppa 

6.45 Ben & Holly 7.00 Dora and 
Friends: Into the City 7.30 Ben & 
Holly 7.45 Lily's Driftwood Bay 8.15 
Peppa 8.45 Pajanimals 9.15 Ben & 
Holly 9.30 Max and Ruby 9.45 
Guess How Much I Love You 
10.00pm-6.00am As Saturday 

TUESDAY As Mon except: 

9.00am Lily’s Driftwood Bay 9.30 
Peppa 10.00-10.30am 

Backyardigans 1.30pm Bubble 
Guppies 2.00 Peppa 2.30- 
3.00pm Backyardigans 

WEDNESDAY As Mon except: 

9.00am Wallykazam! 10.00- 
10.30am Dinosaur Train 1.30pm 
Ben & Holly 2.00 Wallykazam! 
2.30-3.00pm Dinosaur Train 

THURSDAY As Mon except: 

9.00am Olive the Ostrich Chrismas 
Special 9.15 Zack & Quack9.30 
Paw Patrol 10.00-1 0.30am 
Bubble Guppies 1.30pm Olive the 
Ostrich Chrismas Special 1.45 
Zack & Quack2.00 Paw Patrol 
2.30-3.00pm Thomas & Friends 

FRIDAY As Mon except: 

9.00am Wallykazam! 9.30 Ben & 
Holly 9.45 Peppa 10.00- 
10.30am Tickety Toe 1.30pm 
Wallykazam! 2.00 Ben & Holly 

2.15 Peppa 2.30-3.00pm Tickety 
Toe 5.00-5.05am Backyardigans 


+1hour i§5 


SATURDAY 6.00am Aquabats! 

6.25 Pat & Stan 6.40 Trek's 
Adventures 7.05 Canimals 7.10 Signed 
Stories 7.15 Sooty 7.25 Mr Bean 7.40 
Text Santa 7.45 Hulk 8.10 Text Santa 

8.15 Henry 8.30 The Munch Box 9.25 
Bah-Humduck! 10.25 Text Santa 
10.30 Nerds & Monsters 11.05 Mr 
Bean 11.35 Pokemon: XY 12.00noon 
Text Santa 12.10pm Signed Stories 
12.15 Aquabats! 12.40 Deadtime 
Stories 1.05 Henry 2.05 Text Santa 
2.10 Almost Naked Animals 2.40 Mr 
Bean 3.10 Text Santa 3.20 Grizzly 
Tales 3.50 Text Santa 3.55 Skillicious 

4.25 My Phone Genie 4.50 Text 
Santa 5.00-6.00pm Fort Boyard 

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 

7.45-8.1 Oam Spider-Man 8.30 
Big Time Rush 9.00 Aquabats! 

9.25 Henry 9.55 Text Santa 

10.00- 10.30 Almost Naked Animals 

11.00- 11.05 Signed Stories 
12.05-1.05pm House of Anubis 

MONDAY 6.00am Almost Naked 
Animals 6.10 Henry 6.45 Text Santa 

6.55 Max Steel NEW EPISODE 7.15 

Text Santa 7.20 Pokemon: XY 7.50 
Super 4 8.05 Looney Tunes 8.15 Text 
Santa 8.25 Almost Naked Animals 
9.20 Text Santa 9.25 Nerds & Monsters 

9.55 Fleabag Monkeyface 10.25 Mr 
Bean 11.20 Text Santa 11.25 Sooty 

11.45 Trek’s Adventures 12.10pm 
Super 4 12.25 Signed Stories 12.30 
Henry 12.55 Text Santa 1.00 Almost 
Naked Animals 1.15 Aquabats! 

1.45 Mr Bean 2.05 Text Santa 2.15 
Pokemon: XY 2.40 Super 4 2.55 
Looney Tunes 3.05 Sooty 3.20 Trek’s 
Adventures 3.50 Super 4 4.00 Text 
Santa 4.10 Henry 4.45 Nerds & 
Monsters 4.55 Aquabats! 5.25 Text 
Santa 5.30-6.00pm Mr Bean 

TUESDAY As Mon except: 

1.00-1.1 5pm Nerds & Monsters 
4.55-5.25pm Big Time Rush 

WEDNESDAY As Mon except: 

1.00pm Nerds & Monsters 1.15-1.45 
Big Time Rush 4.55 Text Santa 5.00- 
6.00pm Fort Boyard NEW EPISODE 

THURSDAY As Mon except: 

1.15pm Fort Boyard 2.10 Text Santa 

4.45 Almost Naked Animals 4.55 
Text Santa 5.00-5.30pm Share a 
Story 2014: The Winners' Journey 

FRIDAY As Mon except: 

1.15-1.45pm Deadtime Stories 4.45 
Almost Naked Animals 4.55 Bah- 
Humduck! 5.55-6.00pm Text Santa 

I Highlights 


SATURDAY 6.00am Sam & Cat 

6.30 SpongeBob 7.00 Winx Club 

8.00 Sam & Cat 8.30 Victorious 

9.00 iCarly 9.30 Nicky, Ricky, Dicky 
& Dawn 10.00 Haunted Hathaways 

10.30 Sam & Cat 11.00 Thundermans 

11.30 iCarly 12.00noon Victorious 
2.00pm Sam & Cat 3.00 Every 
Witch Way 4.00 SpongeBob 

4.30 iCarly 5.00 FILM A Fairly Odd 
Movie 2: A Fairly Odd Christmas 

6.30 FILM Santa Hunters 8.00 
Haunted Hathaways 8.30 Victorious 

9.00 Sam & Cat 10.00 iCarly 11.00 
Drake & Josh 12.00m't Teleshopping 
3.00am Peppa 4.15 Genie in the 
House 5.05-6.00am Rugrats 

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 

8.00- 9.30am FILM A Fairly Odd 
Movie 2: A Fairly Odd Christmas 
5.00pm Victorious 5.30 Sam & Cat 

6.00 Thundermans 6.30 Haunted 
Hathaways 7.00 FILM A Fairly Odd 
Movie 2: A Fairly Odd Christmas 
8.15-8.30pm Fred: The Show 

MONDAY 6.00am Sam & Cat 

6.30 iCarly 7.00 Victorious 7.30 
Every Witch Way 8.00 iCarly 8.30 
Sam & Cat 9.00 Haunted Hathaways 

10.00 Victorious 11.00 Thundermans 
12.00noon Sam & Cat 1.00pm 
iCarly 2.00 Thundermans 2.30 
Sam & Cat 3.00 iCarly 3.30 
Victorious 4.00 Haunted Hathaways 

4.30 Nicky, Ricky, Dicky & Dawn 5.00 
Sam & Cat 5.30 How to Rock 6.00 
See Dad Run 6.30 Wendell & Vinnie 

7.00 iCarly 8.00 Haunted Hathaways 

9.00 Sam & Cat 10.00 Drake & Josh 

10.30 Thundermans 11.00 Drake & 
Josh 12.00m't Teleshopping 
3.00am Peppa 4.15 Genie in the 
House 5.05-6.00am Rugrats 

TUESDAY As Mon except: 

1.00- 2.00pm Victorious 4.00 
iCarly 4.30 Life with Boys 5.30- 
6.00pm Thundermans 

WEDNESDAY As Mon except: 

1.00-2.00pm Big Time Rush 

5.00 Victorious 5.30- 
6.00pm Thundermans 

THURSDAY AsMon except: 

4.30pm Sam & Cat 5.00- 
6.00pm Big Time Rush 

FRIDAY As Mon except: 
1.00-2.00pm Sam & Cat 4.00- 

4.30 Life with Boys 5.30 
Thundermans NEW EPISODE 6.00 

FILM Merry Christmas, Drake & 
Josh 7.45-8.00pm Fred: The Show 


+1 hour i!& 



Wed, CBBC HD, 5.30pm 

In a festive episode of the 
comedy, Millie invents new family 
traditions for her first Christmas 
since her parents split up. 



Friday, 

CBeebiesHD, 

5pm 

Ben Faulks, aka 
Mr Bloom, 
takes the title 
role in a stage 
version of JM 
Barrie’s classic 
tale featuring 
CBeebies’ 
favourite 
faces. 


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SATURDAY 

6.00am Teen Titans Go! 6.30 Ninjago 

7.00 Gumball 7.30 Johnny Test 

8.00 Regular Show 8.30 Adventure 
Time 9.00 Clarence 9.15 Uncle 
Grandpa 9.30 Gumball 10.00 
Ninjago 10.30 Teen Titans Go! 

11.00 Ben 10: Omniverse 4.00pm 
Regular Show 4.30 Clarence 4.45 
Uncle Grandpa 5.00 Adventure 
Time 5.30 Gumball 6.00 Ninjago 

6.30 Teen Titans Go! 7.00 Ben 10: 
Omniverse 7.30 Regular Show 8.00 
Adventure Time 8.30 Gumball 

9.00 Skatoony 10.00 Chop Socky 
Chooks 11.00 Robotboy 12.00m't 
Cartoon Cartoons 1.55am Chop 
Socky Chooks 3.05 Robotboy 
4.05 Skatoony 4.55 Green 
Lantern: The Animated Series 
5.15-6.00am Transformers Prime 

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 
9.15-9.30am Steven Universe 

10.30- 11.00am Christmas 
Teen Titans Go! 1.30-2.00pm 
Ben 10: Omniverse 4.45-5.00 
Steven Universe 6.30-7.00pm 
Christmas Teen Titans Go! 

MONDAY 

6.00am Ben 10: Omniverse 6.30 
Ninjago 7.00 Adventure Time 

7.30 Regular Show 8.00 
Gumball 8.30 Johnny Test 9.00 
Adventure Time 9.30 Regular 
Show 10.00 Gumball 10.30 
Johnny Test 11.00 Billy & Mandy 

11.30 Ben 10 12.00noon 
Batman: The Brave and the Bold 

12.30pm Transformers Prime: 

Beast Hunters 1.00 Gumball 

1.30 Regular Show 2.00 Teen 
Titans Go! 2.30 Adventure Time 

3.00 Gumball 3.30 Ninjago 

4.00 Christmas Teen Titans Go! 

4.30 Christmas: Johnny Test 

5.00 Christmas: Adventure Time 

5.30 Gumball 6.00 Clarence 

6.30 Batman: Be-Leaguered 7.00 

Regular Show 7.30 A Johnny Bravo 
Christmas 8.00 Billy & Mandy 8.45 
Johnny Test 9.00 Skatoony 10.00 
Chop Socky Chooks 11.00 Robotboy 
12.00m't Cartoon Cartoons 
1.55am Chop Socky Chooks 3.05 
Robotboy 4.05 Skatoony 4.55 
Green Lantern: The Animated Series 
5.15-6.00am Transformers Prime 

TUESDAY As Mon except: 

12.30-1. 00pm Transformers Prime 
2.00-2.30 Christmas Teen Titans 
Go! 4.00 Johnny Test 4.30 Regular 
Show 5.00-5.30 Adventure Time 

6.00 Ninjago 6.30 Christmas Teen 
Titans Go! 7.00 Ben 10: Omniverse 

7.30 Regular Show 8.00 Adventure 
Time 8.30-9.00pm Gumball 

WED & THU As Mon except: 
12.30-1.00pm Transformers Prime 

4.00 Johnny Test 4.30 Regular 
Show 5.00-5.30 Adventure Time 

6.00 Ninjago 6.30 Teen Titans 
Go! 7.00 Ben 10: Omniverse 7.30 
Regular Show 8.00 Adventure 
Time 8.30-9.00 Gumball 

9.30- 1 0.00pm Skatoony Special 

FRIDAY As Mon except: 
12.30-1.00pm Transformers Prime 

4.00 Johnny Test 4.15 Gumball 

4.30 Steven Universe 4.45 Uncle 
Grandpa 5.00 Regular Show 5.15 
Adventure Time 5.30 Clarence 
5.45 Gumball 6.00 Teen Titans 
Go! 6.15 Johnny Test 6.30 Uncle 
Grandpa 6.45 Adventure Time 

7.00 Clarence 7.15 Gumball 

7.30 Regular Show 7.45 Steven 
Universe 8.00 Adventure Time 
8.15 Johnny Test 8.30 Uncle 
Grandpa 8.45-9.00pm Gumball 


+1 hour IS 2 


SATURDAY 6.00am New 

Scooby-Doo Mysteries 6.15 Pink 
Panther 6.30 Duck Dodgers 6.45 
Sylvester and Tweety 7.00 Jungle 
Bunch: To the Rescue 7.30 Riders of 
Berk 8.00 Scooby-Doo! Haunted 
Holidays 8.30 Scooby-Doo! Mecha 
Mutt Menace 9.00 Scooby-Doo! 
Mystery Incorporated 10.00 
FILM Chill Out, Scooby-Doo! 

11.30 Scooby-Doo! Spooky Games 
12.00noon Scooby-Doo! Mystery 
Incorporated 12.30pm Scooby-Doo 
Show 1.00 Scooby-Doo, Where Are 
You! 1.30 What's New Scooby-Doo? 

2.00 New Scooby-Doo Movies 3.00 
What's New Scooby-Doo? 3.30 
Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated 

4.00 Scooby-Doo! Ghastly Goals 

4.30 Scooby-Doo! Spooky Games 

5.00 FILM Scooby Doo and the 
Legend of the Vampire 7.00 Jungle 
Bunch: To the Rescue 7.30 Riders 
of Berk 8.00 What's New Scooby- 
Doo? 9.00 Garfield 10.00 LazyTown 

11.00 Skatoony 12.00m't Garfield 
12.50am LazyTown 2.00 Skatoony 

3.00 Garfield 4.05 Flintstones 

4.30 Laff-a-Lympics 4.55 
Dastardly and Muttley 5.20 Wacky 
Races 5.40-6.00am Top Cat 

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 
8.00am Scooby-Doo! Spooky Games 
8.30-9.00 Scooby-Doo! Ghastly 
Goals 10.00 FILM Scooby-Doo! 
Legend of the Phantosaur 11.30am- 
12.00noon Scooby-Doo! Haunted 
Holidays 4.00pm Scooby-Doo! 
Mecha Mutt Menace 4.30 
Scooby-Doo! Haunted Holidays 

5.00- 7.00pm FILM Scooby-Doo 
and the Loch Ness Monster 

MONDAY 6.00am New Scooby- 
Doo Mysteries 6.15 Pink Panther 

6.30 Garfield 6.45 Mr Bean: 
Animated Series 7.00 Jungle Bunch: 
To the Rescue 7.15 Tom & Jerry 
Show 7.45 Scooby-Doo! Mystery 
Incorporated 8.15 Tom & Jerry 
8.35 Looney Tunes 8.45 Mr Bean: 
Animated Series 9.00 Garfield 

9.30 Looney Tunes 10.00 Pink 
Panther 10.30 Sylvester and Tweety 

11.00 Duck Dodgers 11.30 Tom and 
Jerry Tales 12.00noon Scooby-Doo, 
Where Are You! 12.30pm Scooby- 
Doo Show 1.00 Scare School 1.30 
Garfield 2.00 Pink Panther 2.30 
Looney Tunes 3.00 What's New 
Scooby-Doo? 3.30 Tom & Jerry 

4.00 Riders of Berk 4.30 Garfield 4.45 
Jungle Bunch: To the Rescue 5.00 
Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated 

5.30 Tom & Jerry Show 6.00 
Looney Tunes Show 6.30 Mr Bean: 
Animated Series 7.00 Jungle Bunch: 
To the Rescue 7.15 Tom & Jerry Show 

7.30 Riders of Berk 8.00 Scooby- 
Doo! Mystery Incorporated 8.30 Tom 
and Jerry Tales 9.00 Garfield 10.00 
LazyTown 11.00 Skatoony 12.00m't 
Garfield 12.50am LazyTown 2.00 
Skatoony 3.00 Garfield 4.05 
Flintstones 4.30 Laff-a-Lympics 

4.55 Dastardly and Muttley 5.20 
Wacky Races 5.40-6.00am Top Cat 

TUESDAY As Mon except: 

7.45-8.1 5am What's New 
Scooby-Doo? 5.00-5.30pm 
What's New Scooby-Doo? 

6.00- 6.30pm Bugs Bunny 

WEDNESDAY As Mon except: 

6.00pm FILM Tom and Jerry Blast Off 
to Mars! 7.30-8.00pm Tom & Jerry 

THURSDAY AsMon except: 

7.45-8.1 5am What's New 
Scooby-Doo? 5.00-5.30pm 
What's New Scooby-Doo? 
6.00-6.30pm Daffy Duck 

FRIDAY As Mon except: 

6.00pm FILM Scooby-Doo! Music of the 
Vampire 7.30-8.00pm Tom & Jerry 


+1hour ifs 


SATURDAY 6.00am Kim 

Possible 6.25 Disney Mickey Mouse 

6.30 Good Luck Charlie 7.00 
Wizards of Waverly Place 7.25 
Access All Areas: Music 7.30 Jessie's 
Aloha Holiday with Parker and Joey 

8.25 Access All Areas: Music 8.30 
Austin & Ally 9.00 Girl Meets World 

9.25 Access All Areas: Music 9.30 I 
Didn’t Do It 10.00 Kirby Buckets 

10.25 Access All Areas: Music 10.30 
Shake It Up 11.00 Austin & Ally 

11.30 Jessie 11.55 Access All Areas: 
Music 12.00noon Girl Meets World 
12.30pm Liv & Maddie 1.25 I Didn't 
Do It 1.50 Austin & Ally 2.20 
Kirby Buckets 2.45 Jessie 3.40 
Spooksville 4.35 Girl Meets World 

5.00 Liv & Maddie 5.30 Kirby 
Buckets 6.00 Austin & Ally 6.25 
Girl Meets World 7.20 Jessie 7.50 
Good Luck Charlie 8.15 Spooksville 
8.45 Wizards of Waverly Place 

9.10 Good Luck Charlie 9.40 
Hannah Montana 10.35 Groove 
High 11.05 Violetta 11.55pm- 
12.00m't Disney Mickey Mouse 

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 
6.30-7.00am Kirby Buckets 7.30 
Jessie 8.00 FILM The Ultimate 
Christmas Present 9.35 I Didn't 
Do It 10.00-10.25am Good Luck 
Charlie 12.00noon-12.30pm Kirby 
Buckets 2.20-2.45pm Austin & 
Ally 3.40-4.10 Kirby Buckets 
5.30-6.00pm Austin & Ally 

MONDAY 6.00am Kim Possible 

6.25 Disney Mickey Mouse 6.30 
Get Frozen 7.00 Jessie 7.25 Access 
All Areas: Music 7.30 Austin & Ally 

8.00 Liv & Maddie 8.25 Access 
All Areas: Music 8.30 Wizards of 
Waverly Place 9.00 Austin & Ally 

9.55 Jessie 10.50 Girl Meets World 

11.15 Shake It Up 11.45 Liv & Maddie 

12.40pm I Didn't Do It 1.35 Austin 
& Ally 2.00 Disney Mickey Mouse 
2.05 Jessie 3.00 Austin & Ally 3.25 
Access All Areas: Music 3.30 Get 
Frozen 4.00 Jessie's Aloha Holiday 
with Parker and Joey 4.55 Access 
All Areas: Music 5.00 FILM Ice 
Princess 6.50 Disney Mickey Mouse 

6.55 Access All Areas: Music 7.00 Girl 
Meets World 7.25 Boy Meets World 
7.50 Jessie 8.20 Austin & Ally 8.45 
Liv & Maddie 9.15 Wizards of Waverly 
Place 9.40 Good Luck Charlie 

10.10 Ant Farm 10.40 Groove 
High 11.05 Violetta 11.55pm- 
12.00m't Disney Mickey Mouse 

TUESDAY As Mon except: 

6.30-7.00am Austin & Ally 3.30pm 
Jessie 4.00 Liv & Maddie 4.30- 

4.55 Girl Meets World 5.00 FILM 
Cloud 9 6.35-7.00pm Spooksville 

WEDNESDAY As Mon except: 

6.30-7.00am I Didn't Do It 3.30pm 

Jessie 4.00 Liv & Maddie 4.30- 
4.55 Girl Meets World 5.00 FILM 
Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure 
6.35-7.00pm NEW Club Penguin 

THURSDAY As Mon except: 

6.30-7.00am Girl Meets World 
3.30pm Jessie 4.00 Liv & 

Maddie 4.30-4.55 Girl Meets 
World 5.00-6.55pm FILM 

Hannah Montana: The Movie 

FRIDAY As Mon except: 
6.30-7.00am Kirby Buckets 9.00- 

9.25 Get Frozen 11.45 Dog with a 
Blog 12.10pm Jessie 12.40-1.05 

Austin & Ally 1.35 Liv & Maddie 2.05 
Radio Disney Music Awards 3.30- 

4.00 Girl Meets World 5.00 Evermoor 
Uncovered: Four back-to-back 
episodes. 6.45-6.55 Cars Toons 
9.40 FILM 'Twas the Night 11.20 
Good Luck Charlie 11.50pm- 
12.00m't Disney Mickey Mouse 


+1hour tio 


SATURDAY 

6.00am Clubhouse 6.55 Minnie's 
Bow-Toons 7.00 Doc McStuffins 

7.30 Doc Files 7.35 Doc 
McStuffins 8.00 Sofia the First 

8.55 Sheriff Callie 9.50 Doc 
McStuffins 10.40 Calimero 11.10 
Curious George 12.00noon 
Clubhouse 12.50pm The Hive 

1.00 Sheriff Callie 1.55 Doc 
McStuffins 2.50 Sofia the First 

3.45 Calimero 4.00 Curious 
George 4.25 Sheriff Callie 4.55 
Doc McStuffins 5.20 Minnie’s 
Bow-Toons 5.25 Sofia the First 
5.50 Minnie’s Winter Bow Show 

6.40 Neverland Pirates 6.55 Doc 
Files 7.00 Sheriff Callie 7.25 Doc 
McStuffins 7.55 Clubhouse 8.20 
Zou 8.40 Tales of Friendship 8.50 
Sofia the First 9.15 Art Attack 

9.45 Mouk 10.00 Hugglemonster 

10.55 Jungle Junction 
11.50pm-12.00m't The Hive 

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 
7.25am Doc Files 7.30-8.00 Doc 
McStuffins 10.55-11.10 
Hugglemonster 12.00noon- 
12.50pm Minnie’s Winter Bow 
Show 5.50pm Clubhouse 6.25 Doc 
Files 6.30-7.00pm Curious George 

MONDAY 

6.00am Clubhouse 6.55 Minnie’s 
Bow-Toons 7.00 Doc McStuffins 

7.25 Doc Files 7.30 Playing With 
Skully 7.35 Curious George 8.25 
Calimero 8.55 Hugglemonster 
9.10 Doc McStuffins 10.05 
Sheriff Callie 10.35 Clubhouse 

11.30 Neverland Pirates 

11.55 Come and Get It 
12.00noon Hugglemonster 

12.25pm Clubhouse 12.55 
Furry Friends 1.00 Doc McStuffins 

1.55 Sofia the First 2.20 Zou 
2.35 Hugglemonster 3.05 
Neverland Pirates 3.35 Clubhouse 

4.00 Curious George 4.25 
Sheriff Callie 4.55 Doc McStuffins 
5.20 Minnie's Bow-Toons 

5.25 Sofia the First 5.50 Neverland 
Pirates NEW EPISODE 6.15 Doc 
McStuffins 6.45 Hugglemonster 

7.00 Sheriff Callie 7.25 Neverland 
Pirates 7.55 Clubhouse 8.20 Zou 
8.40 Tales of Friendship 8.50 
Sofia the First 9.15 Art Attack 
9.45 Mouk 10.00 Hugglemonster 

10.55 Jungle Junction 
11.50pm-12.00m't The Hive 

TUESDAY As Mon except: 
10.35am FILM Mickey's Choo 
Choo Express 11.25-11.30 
Doc Files 2.50-3.05pm 

Hugglemonster 6.15 Neverland 
Pirates 6.30-7.00 Curious George 

7.25- 7.55pm Doc McStuffins 

WEDNESDAY As Mon except: 

10.35am Minnie's Winter Bow Show 

11.25- 11. 30am Doc Files 2.50- 
3.05pm Hugglemonster 5.50 
Doc McStuffins 6.15 Neverland 
Pirates 6.30-7.00 Curious George 

7.25- 7.55pm Doc McStuffins 

THURSDAY As Mon except: 

2.50-3.05pm Hugglemonster 5.50 
Clubhouse 6.15 Neverland Pirates 
6.30-7.00 Curious George 
7.25-7.55pm Doc McStuffins 

FRIDAY As Mon except: 
7.00-7.30am Doc McStuffins 2.50- 
3.05pm Hugglemonster 5.50 
Hugglemonster 6.15 Neverland 
Pirates 6.30-7.00 Curious George 
7.25-7.55pm Doc McStuffins 


+1 hour 


SATURDAY 6.00am Boyster 

6.15 Phineas & Ferb 6.30 Pokemon: 
XY 7.00 Pac-Man 7.30 Hulk 8.00 
Avengers NEW EPISODE 8.30 

Ultimate Spider-Man: Web Warriors 
NEW EPISODE 9.00 Star Wars 
Rebels 9.30 Phineas & Ferb 10.00 
Wander Over Yonder 10.30 Gravity 
Falls 11.00 Mighty Med 

11.30 Crash & Bernstein 12.00noon 
Phineas & Ferb 1.00pm Gravity Falls 

2.00 Mighty Med 2.30 Lab Rats 

3.00 Star Wars Rebels 3.30 Ultimate 
Spider-Man 4.00 Wander Over Yonder 

4.15 Phineas & Ferb 5.00 Gravity 
Falls 5.30 Crash & Bernstein 6.00 
Phineas & Ferb 6.30 Star Wars 
Rebels 7.00 Ultimate Spider-Man 

7.30 Avengers 8.00 Hulk 8.30 
Pokemon: XY 9.00 Packages From 
Planet X 9.30 Boyster 10.00 Camp 
Lakebottom 10.25 Dude, That's My 
Ghost! 11.15 Rated A 12.05am 
Randy 12.30 Jimmy Two-Shoes 

1.15 Aaron Stone 2.00 Kid vs Kat 
2.45 Kick Buttowski 3.35 I'm in the 
Band 4.20 Pair of Kings 5.05 Zeke 
and Luther 5.25 Cars Toons 
5.35-6.00am Avengers 

SUNDAY As Saturday except: 

9.00- 9.30am Star Wars 
Rebels: Spark of Rebellion 

5.30- 5.35am Cars Toons 

MONDAY 6.00am Ultimate 
Spider-Man: Web Warriors 6.30 
Pac-Man 7.00 Phineas & Ferb 7.30 
Wander Over Yonder 8.00 Gravity 
Falls 8.30 Phineas & Ferb 9.00 
Pokemon: XY 9.30 Pokemon: Black 
and White: Rival Destinies 10.00 
Phineas & Ferb 11.00 Pac-Man 

11.30 Pokemon: Adventures in 
Unova and Beyond 12.00noon Hulk 

12.30pm Avengers 1.00 Ultimate 
Spider-Man 2.00 Phineas & Ferb 

3.30 Ultimate Spider-Man 4.00 
Wander Over Yonder 4.30 Phineas 
& Ferb 5.00 Gravity Falls 5.30 Crash 
& Bernstein 6.00 Mighty Med 6.30 
Star Wars Rebels 7.00 Ultimate 
Spider-Man 7.30 Avengers 8.00 
Hulk 8.30 Pokemon: XY 

9.00 Packages From Planet X 9.30 
Randy 10.00 Camp Lakebottom 
10.25 Dude, That's My Ghost! 11.15 
Rated A 12.05am Randy 12.30 
Jimmy Two-Shoes 1.15 Aaron Stone 

2.00 Kid vs Kat 2.45 Kick Buttowski 
3.35 I'm in the Band 4.20 Pair of 
Kings 5.05 Zeke and Luther 5.30 
Cars Toons 5.35-6.00am Avengers 

TUESDAY As Mon except: 

6.00- 6.30am Ultimate Spider-Man 

WEDNESDAY As Mon except: 

6.00-6.30am Ultimate Spider-Man 

6.00- 7.30pm FILM Tim Burton's 
The Nightmare Before Christmas 

THURSDAY As Mon except: 

6.00-6.30am Ultimate Spider-Man 

8.00- 8.30am Star Wars Rebels: 
Spark of Rebellion 3.30pm Lego 
Superheroes Maximum Overload 

4.00 The 7D 4.30 Ultimate 
Spider-Man 5.15 Lab Rats 5.30 
Star Wars Rebels 6.00-8.00pm 
FILM D3: The Mighty Ducks 

FRIDAY As Mon except: 
6.00-6.30am Ultimate Spider-Man 

7.30 The 7D 8.00-8.30 Star 
Wars Rebels: Spark of Rebellion - 
Part Two 11.00 Phineas & Ferb 
12.00noon Wander Over Yonder 
1.00pm Mighty Med 2.00-3.00 
Gravity Falls 3.30-4.00 Phineas & 
Ferb 4.30 Wander Over Yonder 

5.00 Mighty Med 6.00-7.00 
Gravity Falls 8.30 Phineas & Ferb 

9.00 Wander Over Yonder 

9.30- 10.00pm Gravity Falls 
5.25-5.35am Cars Toons 


+1hour ios 


TV&Satellite Week 105 


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Michael Kitchen's senior Ml 5 agent 
investigates three new Cold War cases 


DUE TO AIR January on ITV. 

WHAT'S COMING UP As the hit 

drama returns, senior intelligence 
officer Christopher Foyle, who’s 
aided by his faithful former driver 
Sam Wainwright (nee Stewart), 
embarks on more Cold War 
investigations in three new films 
-with the opener revolving 
around US businesses accused of 
fuelling Hitler’s war machine. 


The new episodes will also reflect 
on the black market, which is still 
thriving as rationing continues in 
the late- 1940s, and the tangled 
web of promises to create a state 
of Israel in British Palestine. 

WHO'S IN IT Michael Kitchen 
returns as Foyle alongside 
Honeysuckle Weeks as Sam. Ellie 
Haddington is also back as Foyle’s 
boss, Hilda Pierce, along with 


Daniel Weyman as Sam’s 
husband, Adam. John Mahoney, 
who’s best known for playing 
Marty Crane in Frasier , guest 
stars as an oil baron in the first 
episode, High Castle. Other guests 
include Richard Lintern, Jaime 
Winstone and Nigel Lindsay. 

WHY WE LOVE IT Writer 
Anthony Horowitz effortlessly 
manages to take Foyle from 
World War Two to the intrigue of 
the Cold War. His careful research 
means he always brings historical 
touches to the stories, which give 
them a compelling ring of truth. 






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NEXT FOR... 


Anthony Hopkins 

The Oscar winner will appear in BBC2's 
adaptation of Ronald Harwood's play 
The Dresser following the relationship 
between a 
veteran actor 
and his 
dresser 
played 
by Ian 

McKellen, in 
World War Two. 


Idris Elba 

The actor will reprise his role as 
passionate cop DCIJohn Luther for 
a two-part special of the London- 
based crime 
drama 
Luther, 
which will 
start filming 
in March 
and air 
on BBC1. 

Richard Ayoade 

The IT Crowd star will present a 
Channel 4 travelogue, Travel Man, 
in which he tries to overcome his 
hatred of 
holidays by 
going on 
trips with 
famous 
faces, 
including 
Kathy Burke. 


Sean Bean 

The actor, most recently seen in 
Legends, will star in ITV Encore's 
six-part period crime drama The 

Frankenstein 
Chronicles 

playing a 
detective in 
pursuit of a 
crazed killer 
in Regency 
London. 


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